Chapter 18 Teacher

I heard that the Song people are open, and whether it is the people or the court, they have kabuki, and they have fun with their children when they have a banquet and drink. It turns out to be like this when I see it today.

Not only is there a team of maki performing in the center of the hall, but there are beautiful women drinking next to other desks, and sometimes a few songs of orioles float, making me jealous.

Alas, the servant is the servant. No matter what, he can't compare with those big guys. They are always with beautiful women, but I have to drink with the shopkeeper's old face.

I don't think so much, so I'd better focus on these delicious dishes in front of me and fill my stomach first.

Just as I was chewing my head, the surroundings suddenly became quiet

Not only did the orchestra sounds that had been lingering in my ears disappeared without a trace, but the noises of the guests were gone

I looked up in confusion and found that the makis who were originally standing in the center of the hall had left at some point, and there was only a beautiful man in the arms of the pipa sitting in the center.

She bowed slightly and started singing while playing

I don't understand the lyrics very well, but the woman's melodious voice made me intoxicated. Unfortunately, I can only see the side.

However, from the crystal ear beads and half of the flawless and beautiful face, I know that this woman must have a beauty that is not inferior to her voice. Coupled with the undulating peaks and concave figure, I also joined the team that keeps swallowing.

Soon, the beauty turned her head and let me see her face, and she couldn't help but be stunned.

Although I was unwilling to do so, I had to admit that her beauty was more beautiful than Yuhu.

Although the two have similar faces, her mature and slightly sarcastic temperament is undoubtedly better

Hello, do you know who this beauty is? I didn't bother to turn my head, staring at the beauty, and asked to the side

I don't know who said: Her name is Li Shishi, and she is a famous scholar in the Jingcheng Jiaofangsi

Li Shishi?

I was shocked. It was really unexpected that I could see this beautiful woman in history.

Looking at her subtleties carefully, the more you look, the more charming she becomes. No wonder she was so fascinated by Song Huizong that she even left the three thousand beauties in the harem behind her.

Beauty is in trouble, I only now really understand the meaning of this word

How can a woman be worthy of God’s gift if she doesn’t use it to harm the country and the people?

This woman must be my number one beauty in the Song Dynasty. I couldn't help but sigh

That may not be the case. How about Liu Meier, a talented woman in Hangzhou? The man just said again

Liu Mei'er?

Thinking of this little girl, I couldn't help but smile: Haha, that little girl is just a green apple

The man wondered: How do you say this?

It's just good or not delicious. After saying that, I couldn't help laughing immediately

From Hangzhou to Jinling, I have never been able to escape the oppression of that little girl. Now that I have arrived in the capital, I finally escaped from her claws. I can find an opportunity to sniff her and feel very happy.

The man was obviously a little dissatisfied and said: How about Shen Yuehua, Jinling?

Chen Xiaoniu, although her appearance is not bad, she can’t catch up with her charm even if she is playing. If you don’t drink, you will be drunk. Looking at Li Shishi, my mind will stagnate.

I heard that the man had no contact and just snorted coldly. I was also a little curious, restrained my lust and tried hard to turn my eyes away from Li Shishi, looked to myself, and asked: I didn't expect that my brother is very knowledgeable. Although his vision was a little worse, he was one of us. When I saw the man's face, my tongue was finished in an instant.

Although the man tied a green scarf, wearing a brocade robe, and looked like a handsome young man, his delicate and soft face leaked the secret that his master tried hard to hide.

Especially the eyes that emit wisdom from time to time remind me of the person who should not appear at this time.

Miss Chen? I couldn't help but wail and buried my face in pain

Yes, it was no one else who had been talking to me for a long time, but it was Chen Yuehua who was dressed as a man.

You, why are you here? She is shy and afraid, sweating profusely, and wishes she could dig a hole in the ground and drill into it

Humph, if I weren't here, how could I see your true face? How could I hear these heartfelt words from you? Although the other party deliberately lowered his voice, it was like a bolt from the blue when I heard it in my ears.

Since Chen Yuehua is here, I suddenly thought of something even more terrible and quickly looked at her.

No need to look for it, Mei'er didn't come. If she heard what you just said, could you still sit here and watch the "No. 1 Beauty in the Song Dynasty"? Chen Yuehua said angrily

I can only laugh when I am seeing through my thoughts

It is said that women have the strongest jealousy, especially women who cannot be more beautiful than themselves.

I actually said in front of the girl that she is not as good as others. Her anger is unimaginable

For the sake of the present, I can only try my best to remedy it

I can't tell, Zhao Wujing seems to behave properly on weekdays, but it turns out that there are so many dirty things in my heart. It seems that I have to remind Sister Liu. Chen Yuehua grabbed my braid, so he naturally wouldn't let it go easily. She sat there and said leisurely

Hehe, this, Miss Chen, I was drunk just now. I couldn't really think of her as a brothel woman, how could I be as good as you, the noble and elegant beauty in Jinling? If you want to say the true number one beauty in the Song Dynasty, you must be well deserved. Not only the Song Dynasty, you should be the number one beauty in the world, so you should be beautiful, wise, elegant, noble, gorgeous, and magnificent. At this point, I don't care about any shame, so I quickly took out all the praises I had learned to please Chen Yuehua until Chen Yuehua yawned when he heard it.

Finally, I added carefully, since this is the case, I believe you will not make things difficult for me, the innocent and poor servant. Please don’t take what I said before. The most important thing is to never let my lady know otherwise, I will immediately cry and seek death.

OK OK OK Don't pretend to be pitiful anymore. What's the point of Li Shishi? Isn't it just a confusing person? You smelly men are all confused. Listening to this a little sour tone, I can only smile bitterly in my heart

I will write down today's affairs. I will settle the accounts with you another day. You must come to Chenfu Villa tonight. I still have many questions to ask you, don't forget

No way, Miss Chen, I'm very busy now and can't get rid of my body. I just got rid of Liu Mei'er's claws, and I don't want to fall into your Chen Yuehua's palm again

If you don't come, well, I can't be sorry for Mei'er. Some things should not be hidden from her.

Ah, Miss Chen, the little man suddenly found that he was very free tonight and wanted to continue listening to your teachings. I will definitely be here tonight

After Chen Yuehua left with satisfaction, I had time to wipe the cold sweat from my forehead and water the burning throat with tea.

Looking further into the scene, Li Shishi was gone, only a few Wuji were there to support the scene.

After this storm, I was not in a mood to continue watching. I brought the shopkeeper who had watched the show for a long time and was about to leave.

At this time, a maid walked past me and stuffed a scarf into my arms.

love letter?

This word popped up in my mind first

But I am not in this mood at the moment. Maybe Chen Yuehua knows it. This is another big crime. If you instigate Liu Meier who has absolute control over me, it will be miserable.

However, it's a pity to throw it away directly, let's take a look

There are only a few lines of small characters written on it, at the intersection of Shen and You, Chengdong Jiaofang, and the signature is Li Shishi?

I was shocked all of a sudden, what did she ask me for?

It’s because I just praised the loud voice and clapped loudly. Let’s agree to you, right?

Thinking of this, I couldn't help laughing out loud

What are you afraid of? Anyway, I don’t want money, but I’ll have to die. If you go on a date with a beautiful woman, you will never lose anything except losing your virginity, right?

Seeing the shopkeeper looking at me curiously, I quickly curled my smile, put the scarf in my arms, and left the Cai Mansion without squinting.

On the way, the housekeeper sighed: Five Classics, thanks to your glasses this time, not only did you not spend much money, but Lord Cai also liked them very much. It really opened my eyes.

I waved my hand and said modestly: Wherever I am, I am just a little smarter than others, more capable and smarter

After hearing this, the shopkeeper almost fell to the ground. After stroking his chest for a long time, he took a breath and said: You are so humble, the silver left after making glasses, aren't you? While talking, he looked at me and smiled gloomy.

Wow, I knew you were not a good-looking guy, so I actually praised me for a few words and wanted to pay the money from my pocket

Humph, let's go for the next life

The remaining silver? Oh, I almost forgot, I gave it to you, here I tried my best to take out my pocket, took out a tael of silver and said: "Oh, there's only so much left, I'll give it to you."

The shopkeeper was holding the two pieces of silver and almost vomited blood with anger, saying: I gave you ten thousand taels of silver, why are there so much left? I calculated that those glasses are worth up to five hundred taels, where is the remaining nine thousand five hundred taels? Five classics, you can't be too greedy for human beings.

Haha, the rest is all in my small treasury. With this money, I can buy a house and a land to marry my wife in a grand manner.

Hehe, don't be angry, you just have to pay for the cost, but you think, there is also an intellectual property right here, right? What? You don't know what intellectual property right is? Anyway, just remember it. This thing is worth 9,500 taels, otherwise, how can a 500 tael be seen by Lord Cai? For the sake of your hard work with me, let's do this, I will suffer a little more. These ten taels of silver bills will be given to you, even if your mental loss is paid, I finally sent the housekeeper and started my trip to the Jiafangsi.

Jiaofangsi is said to be the official office that manages palace music. Since the exchanges are all high-ranking officials and nobles, many famous artists with both sexes are here.

When I think that what I am about to face is the best among them, my heart begins to heat up

The guards may have received orders in advance. When they saw me coming, they did not obstruct them. They just asked for their names and let them go.

Although I had already prepared myself in advance, I was still excited to control myself when I met Li Shishi.

Compared to the Cai Mansion that day, her outfit was undoubtedly much simpler, and she seemed much more intimate.

Before she could speak, I would like to introduce myself and interview: Miss Shishi, here is Zhao Wujing, a servant from Hangzhou Prefecture. I have long admired your name and I have many questions to ask you, like a bone in my throat, and I will not vomit easily. Please forgive me.

Before she could express her feelings, I began to ask: Miss Shishi, how tall are you? How much weight are you? How many measurements are you? What color do you like the most? What book do you like to read? What type of boys are you favorite?

Oh, maybe this question involves your privacy, so let me change it. So what exercise do you usually do? How do you keep your figure so good? Take the liberty to ask, do you often eat papaya?

What do you think of the current priest? Is there a little admiration in worship and a little helplessness in love?

What? I still don't want to answer? Did you like which prince you have? Well, love triangle, this is a good topic, you can dig more

History is in front of you, and the fog before the truth is about to be pushed away. I was so excited that I couldn't control myself. One question after another burst out, and I forgot to observe the faces of the person involved.

Observing words and expressions is the basic principle of a servant. If you forget this, you will be destined to have no good ending.

When I saw Li Shishi's face turned a little dark, I remembered this and quickly threw my curiosity out of the sky, but it seemed too late.

Those beautiful eyes seemed to be about to spit out fire, as if they were stained with a little bit, they would be burned to pieces without any bones.

I couldn't help but take two steps back, laugh a few times, and start talking about it, hehe, the sun is very good today, the weather is a little hot, I think I should go out for a while, you sit, don't send it

Just as I was about to escape, a sweet but uncontrollable voice came from behind: Since I was here, why are you leaving? Could it be that I am disgusting the appearance of Pu Liu, and I can't catch your eyes?

It seems that women, especially beautiful women, like to use this trick. They are clearly saying in their hearts: Hello, silly boy, I am so beautiful, you don’t even look at me a few more times. Isn’t it a psychopath?

But after their embellishment and the pitiful eyes, as long as they are a normal man, they must feel embarrassed to frown when they are just jumping into the fire pit for such a beauty.

I had no choice but to stop and turn around, not daring to look at her captivating gaze, and replied: Of course not. If you are Pu Liuzhi, then all the women in the world will be Dong Shi Wuyan.

After hearing this, Li Shishi's angry face was swept away and she smiled: Young master is really good at pleaseing girls, even I can't help but hee. Young master must have deceived many girls.

It was just now that the sky was full of dark clouds, and now it was clear and the sky was changing rapidly. I was still talking about the movement, which forced me to cheer up and deal with it: I am not a young man, but a little servant. I wonder what if the lady asked me to come? I was puzzled by this question. From falling in love at first sight to the abducting and trafficking of a baby boy, I became more and more creepy the more I thought about it.

Li Shishi said: The young master is extremely intelligent and has many opportunities. Now it is just a matter of time. The future achievements will definitely be limitless. Today, the little girl is lucky to invite the young master. This is the blessing that she has cultivated in several lifetimes. Today, there are important things to ask for. Please don’t shirk it.

Well, it's indeed a famous prostitute. Every sentence is in my heart. Even though I know that this is just her compliment, I still couldn't help but fall into the trap and said: Miss, just say it straight, as long as I can do it, I will do my best.

Really? A glimmer of joy flashed in her eyes, which made people dare not look at her. She said: When Shishi heard that the young master had a magical object named "Glasses", she was curious for a moment and wanted to borrow it to view it. I wonder what the young master wanted?

This is the inherited item of my family. There is only one in the world. Miss Shishi should know that this item has been presented to the Prime Minister. Please forgive me for being powerless. I can only bring out the set of the treasures heired from home again. This is not a joke. If Cai Jing knew that I lied to him, neither the prefect nor I would be able to take it away.

Oh? The smile on Li Shishi's face became even stronger, and there was a hint of unfathomable meaning in his eyes. He took a sip of tea and said: Is that right?

I immediately said confidently: Of course it is true, how could I lie to you, Miss?

Li Shishi sighed lightly and said: I also saw this object that day. The frame is bright in color and the lens marks are still there. Obviously, it is not long before new work. It seems that the young master still doesn't trust Shishi.

I was shocked and jumped up all of a sudden and asked: Did Lord Cai see it?

She deliberately didn't say anything until I wanted to pinch her neck and ask, and said: Even Shishi could see that, how could Lord Cai not know such a shrewd and old man?

My face faded and I sat down again in my seat

Alas, I have always thought I was cunning and wise, but I didn't realize that I had revealed such a big flaw. If I was careless, I would lose everything.

I said dejectedly: Since that's the case, what else can a villain say? It seems that I'm going to run away again

Li Shishi seemed to admire my current appearance. After watching it for a long time, he said proudly: It’s not as serious as you thought. Now Lord Cai wants to present this thing to the emperor. Do you think he will expose you?

After hearing this, I immediately felt relieved. Yes, if he wanted to present these glasses to the emperor, he would not only not expose my lies, but would instead exaggerate the rareness of this thing, which showed his loyalty to the emperor and patriotism.

At that time, not only will it not be punished, but it will also try its best to win over the prefect to conceal the fact that this is only a few hundred taels of silver.

You love me, and everyone is happy in the end

Thinking of this, I began to put away my arrogance and did not dare to underestimate the beauty in front of me at all, and said: It seems that Miss Shishi is not only beautiful, but also amazing ingenuity. The boy admired me but I had never known each other. I wonder what the lady’s advice to me this time?

Li Shishi smiled but didn't answer and said: Yuhu, come out

Yuhu?

Hearing this name, my body suddenly became stiff, and even my head and neck were affected. I finally turned my face and looked at the inner room.

I saw a smiling jade man standing next to the door, which was Li Yuhu that I had been thinking about day and night

I opened my mouth, as if I had thousands of words, but I had no way to say it. I said, "Have you eaten?"

After asking, I realized what I had just said. I was anxious and ashamed and secretly scolded myself for not being able to do my best.

In order to prepare for the reunion with Yuhu, I don’t know how many drafts I wrote. I didn’t expect that when I really started using it, I couldn’t even think of a single sentence.

Yuhu walked up to me with a chuckling, without answering, just looking at me up and down with his beautiful eyes

Now I just sit there and look at her foolishly. After not seeing her for several months, the beauty is still so beautiful. The difference from before is that the smile on her face is more.

I haven't seen you for a long time, do you have the only one to ask? Yuhu said with a smile

Listening to the beautiful woman's whisper in my ears, looking at the beautiful woman's delicate expression in my eyes, my heart couldn't express joy, I just wanted to keep looking at her like this

Didn’t you just say erotic? Why have you become a dumb goose again? Do you not welcome me? Yuhu pushed me in a daze and said coquettishly

By the way, have you returned to the master's sect? How do you know I am here? My mind was a little clearer, and I quickly asked for the doubts in my heart

Yuhu blinked a few times and said with a smile: I heard from my aunt that I met a servant from Hangzhou in Cai’s Mansion. He is both shameless and lustful, and he is also self-righteous. I knew it was you when I heard it.

My face immediately drooped. Am I that bad?

I couldn't accept my image in the eyes of my dream lover for a moment, and I became listless and said: Since that's the case, what's the matter with you asking me for?

Yuhu gave me a blank look and said: It's nothing, I just heard that someone relies on a little cleverness to think that others are fools, so I came here to remind you so that I would not lose my life in a daze. After that, I snorted coldly, stopped looking at me, and turned my eyes to the side

Although he demoted me unceremoniously, the concern in his words freed me from my heart just now and said with a giggle: The villain is reckless, thank you for saving your life. If the hero is sent, the villain will definitely do his best.

Yuhu's pretty face turned slightly red and said: I haven't seen you for a few months, but this skill of slicking words has improved a lot. I just don't know if your martial arts have improved?

Of course I wouldn't let it go, and immediately said: My martial arts have been a long way to go. Some time ago, I met Sun Erniang, a famous female yaksha in the world. What a good guy, I brought dozens of people and put a sweat in the wine. As soon as I got out of my way, they were so scared that they didn't dare to take action. In the end, Sun Erniang had no choice but to fight with me alone. I used empty-handed to fight. In the end, I escaped without any damage. Although these words were somewhat different from the facts, it would be no exaggeration to do some artistic processing.

You? Yuhu frowned and said in confusion: Although Sun Erniang is not a big role, it is not so bad, right? Did you use any shameful means?

Hehe, I just took out the jade pendant you gave me and borrowed the name of your Fantasy Moon Sect. I said embarrassedly.

Jade pendant? Li Shishi next to him said in surprise

Since I met Yuhu, she has not interrupted, so I almost forgot that there is a third person in the room.

Yes? Don't be so surprised, it's Yuhu. I didn't finish my words, but Yuhu pinched me hard. The remaining half of the words had to be swallowed back

Yuhu took over the conversation and said: Oh, I accidentally lost the jade pendant. I didn't expect that I was picked up by this little thief and fed it. Why don't you return it to me quickly? Seeing her nervous and blushing face, I must be very tight on this jade pendant. I pity me and thought it was given by a beautiful woman.

Although I couldn't bear to let it go, I still took out the jade pendant from my arms

Li Shishi just turned around between me and Yuhu with suspicious eyes, not knowing what thoughts were.

Yuhu was even more busy and snatched the jade pendant in panic, and then put it away without looking at it.

And I secretly regretted that I was talking too much, so I lost this important thing

I don’t know how long it took, but Li Shishi broke the awkward atmosphere and said: It’s getting late, Mr. Zhao should go back to Yuhu, please send him off on my behalf.

So fast?

No, I just met Yuhu

Despite my reluctance, my skin was not thick enough to see the excrement of the guests, not to mention that I had to deal with the scary Chen Yuehua, so I had to follow behind Yuhu and walk out step by step.

Hello, idiot, have you heard me talking? Suddenly, this sentence came from my ear, which scared me and turned my head to look. It turned out that Yuhu was walking beside me at some point

Hehe, are you still angry with me? Yuhu said with a smile

Her expression at this moment, um, what should I say?

It should be like a kitten trying to please his owner

How dare I, a little thief, be angry with you? Although she looks very cute at this moment, I still feel a little angry.

You are so stingy, you can't stand the wrongdoing at all. Yuhu pouted his mouth and said angrily

To be honest, I have never seen her expression before, which really opened my eyes

It's nothing, I just can't figure out how the jade pendant can fall from you into my arms. At that time, I was only thinking about the key to the problem now, I wondered

Yuhu was so scared that he immediately covered my mouth, and after looking around, he said: Remember, don’t talk like this again in the future, otherwise, hum, I’m not easy to bully. Listening to Yuhu’s threat, I couldn’t help but feel a little ridiculous. Why did this tone become more and more like that little girl Liu Meier?

I didn't expect that Yuhu, a fairy who usually looks cold and calm, is just as shy as she is. She is so cute the more she looks.

Maybe this is Yuhu's true temperament. His appearance on weekdays is just a need to be a brothel, and also a requirement for a hero in the martial arts world.

But, why did she live in this brothel?

Not only her, but also her sister Li Bingxin. Now Li Shishi seems to be inseparable from the Fantasy Moon School.

By the way, who is Li Shishi you? Why do you seem to be afraid of her? I asked

Humph, don't mess with my aunt, she is not as easy as me, be careful not to even know how to die in the end. Yuhu said vigilantly

Aunt? I was very surprised, not only because of her seniority, but also because of the three of them came out to do this. It was really amazing

Is your family very poor? If it weren't for your family not liking girls?

Oh, don't guess randomly, remember, come here to find me if you have anything in the future. Yuhu pushed me out and locked me out.

Helplessly, I had to suppress my questions and leave the Jiaofangsi, preparing to deal with Chen Yuehua's test.