Chapter 15 Princess

At this moment, the only thought in my mind is to run quickly and run as far as you can

With my current martial arts, it's okay to deal with a few gangsters, but when I encounter these murderous thieves, I can only get a knife.

The only thing I can do now is the light skills that the old beggar taught me, but when I saw the group of tiger-watching Dandan guys blocking the door of the store, I couldn't help but feel troubled.

How can we escape from this encirclement?

Just as my forehead started to sweat, Sun Erniang said again: Pull out your knife, let's gesture twice to see if you are really capable or are talking big. As she said that, she took out a lancet knife from behind.

Looking at the shaky weapon, with cold lights flashing, my legs were about to become soft

She said she asked me to draw my sword, what should I do?

Once I pull out this wooden knife, I will definitely be exposed. It would be strange if they don't chop it into buns.

I had no choice but to bite the bullet and say: This knife is called "Blood Kill". Once it is unsheathed, the blood prescription will still be so ungrateful that I am not polite. But the store is too narrow. Let's go outside and compete happily, so it's better to teach you how to convince me.

Sun Erniang frowned and said angrily: You are such a big tone, so young, let's see how I deal with this ignorant madman. The guys made way for the door. Sun Erniang walked out a few steps. I was secretly happy and didn't have time to think about it, so I quickly followed her.

When she arrived at the open space outside the store, Sun Erniang stopped, turned around and said: "Your Excellency, please give me a call." After that, her subordinates also surrounded her.

I looked around and thought about the direction of my escape

Then he turned around, carried his hands on his back, and turned his back to Sun Erniang, pretending to be a master.

I looked at the guys with disdain and said: My sword move is powerful. Once it is used, you will not leave any grass within ten steps. If you are not afraid of death, just get closer.

After saying that, the guys immediately dispersed as if they were burned by fire, and the whole circle became loose.

Then, I bent down, touched the ground with my hands and bent my legs slightly, making them confused and talk a lot

Guest A said: The master is indeed different from others. If he is facing the enemy, it is okay to say that, but he can use his butt to meet the enemy.

Guest B said: You don’t understand this, this is to humiliate your opponent, it is a manifestation of extreme contempt for your opponent. As he said that, he shouted to me: Brother, I have personality, I admire you and then was beaten by my companions.

Guest C said: Hi, you have heard of Tietou Kung Fu, that is invincible and invincible. Maybe we, the hero, practiced Tietou Kung Fu, maybe everyone laughed constantly

Seeing the crowd in chaos, I felt an opportunity to take advantage of it, so I threw the wooden knife back, my whole body jumped up like a spring, ran away

While running, shouting: Help, the robbers have killed people, the female yaksha who eats people and does not spit bones is here

After a long time, I vaguely heard a scream of anger from behind. Why are you standing there? Why don’t you chase the brat? Don’t run away. I dare to lie to me, see if I won’t take your skin.

I never thought I could run so fast. I heard the whistling wind in my ears, and my whole body was like lightning. In a moment, I crossed several hills and left the pursuers missing.

People often say that it is good to stay at home for a thousand days, but everything is difficult to go out. This time I have realized it.

Due to the escape, I didn't bring my baggage and all my clothes were pulled down, so I couldn't even make up the money for a meal except for the personal collection of silver notes.

I had to endure hunger and sleep in the wind and dew

When I was hungry and cold, I could not help but burst into tears when I walked to the gate of Bianliang City.

Bianliang City, I'm here, the time for a genius servant to show off his skills is coming

Unexpectedly, I was so hungry that I didn't notice a carriage coming from behind. It was so fierce that I stopped beside me, and I also fainted on the ground in cooperation.

I firmly don't admit that I fell down on purpose

Didn't you see it?

I was hit by a carriage. They wanted to deliver food to me and compensate me for medical expenses, loss of work, and mental loss.

While I was lying on the ground and thinking beautifully, I heard a sharp voice and remembered, is this beggar dead? If you die, throw it aside and don't block the way.

I was shocked and quickly kicked my legs twice to prove that I am still alive

The sound of the god-killing sounded again. It seemed that it was beyond help. It would only kick the legs. You won't drag him away yet.

No, I still have some help. I moaned twice again, raised my arm, and said to myself, let you be arrogant for two days first, wait until I have enough food, hum, this revenge is not a gentleman

Close my eyes, I felt someone coming to me, and then I heard that unique sound, which finally made me faint

No, I fainted from hunger. How could I faint from anger with such a large stomach?

It was just that after hearing that sentence, my blood flow accelerated and I was shocked due to insufficient energy supply.

I swear, I will remember this sentence for the rest of my life, this person will never give up until he avenges this time.

That's the original saying, since you still have a tone, just pull him aside and fend for himself.

I don't know how long it took, but when I woke up, I was surprised to find that I was actually lying on the bed, which made me even more touched that I was actually covered with a quilt.

Fortunately, I didn't sleep on the road outside the city. It seems that I really want to thank this kind-hearted person. Of course, it would be even better if this kind-hearted person was a kind-hearted beauty. Hehe

Just as I was thinking about it, I found someone pushing the door open. What disappointed me was that he was a man, and my fantasy of meeting a beautiful woman was soaked in my dream of being in trouble.

The visitor is about forty or fifty years old, and his appearance is quite acceptable, but he feels a little feminine. By the way, he has no beard

In this era, it seems that older men usually have beards, but he doesn't even have stubble, which makes me feel quite strange.

I thought of thanking me, but when I heard him speak, I gave up this idea and anger surged in my heart.

That's right, the owner of the sharp voice is him

Boy, why are you staring at me like this? You are lucky. When you meet our family and save you, don’t you even say thank you? Still the sarcastic tone

No matter what, he saved me. I still understand this basic etiquette. I quickly bowed and said: Thank you, yes, I can't think of what to call him for a while, so I had to go over vaguely

At this moment, my unscrupulous belly rang again. There was no way, at least four or five days ago.

That man was fine. Not only did he not sympathize with me, but he laughed loudly there, so much that he couldn't even straighten his waist, completely ignoring my gray face.

After a long time, he gasped and said, "Boy, I haven't had a meal for a few days, haha, I knew that if it weren't for this, you wouldn't be so brave that you would hit the princess's car."

What? You obviously want to hit me, but why did I deliberately block your car?

Although I really want to make a living, you can't slander me like this

Isn't it just a princess' car?

It's necessary

What?

Princess?

My brain suddenly reacted, and my heart immediately became cold

Oh my God, it seems that I am lucky to leave. Anyone who hits a car can run out of a princess

Now, I won't be cut into pieces

Then, you are by the princess, I asked tentatively

Haha, now I know that our family is amazing, I am Eunuch Hai, the chief in the Princess's Mansion. How about it? Didn't you scare you? The old eunuch said proudly

I almost fainted again, Eunuch Hai?

Didn’t I let me be Xiao Guizi again this time, forget it, I don’t have that courage

I said, Eunuch Hai, can you let me have a meal first? I've been hungry for several days. I can't help it. No matter what princess and father-in-law he is, now the world is big and the earth is not as big as my belly.

Following this old lady from Hai to the kitchen, she looked at the surrounding environment carefully, and they met some servants and maids, but it seemed that she was still in a house.

After I swallowed three bowls of porridge and four big buns, I finally touched my stomach with satisfaction and said to the old eunuch: I will say goodbye now, I will repay you later. This princess's mansion is not a place for a long time. I'd better leave quickly and go to exchange the money first.

Unexpectedly, the old eunuch sneered: It’s so light-hearted, you’ll leave after eating and drinking, and you’ll be patted by your butt. How can you do such a good thing in the world? Seeing that you’re so poor, you’ll be a servant in the mansion first, and when will you pay off your debts and leave before you leave

Another servant?

I moaned, it seemed that I could not escape the fate of being a servant

Well, just do it for two days to pay off your debts

Daddy, how many days will it take to pay it off? I have already made the worst plan in my heart. With this old eunuch's sarcastic temper, he will definitely speak loudly.

But just such a meal, I think it's not much more expensive

Well, I'll calculate it for about a year. The old eunuch pretended to count his fingers, but the words he said almost made me faint.

Eunuch Hai, you are too unreasonable, is my meal made of gold? I said angrily

The old eunuch said calmly: Young man, don’t be angry. Be careful of getting sick. I use high-quality tribute rice. The stove is cooked with the best tribute charcoal. After careful cooking by the imperial chef, a casual person can’t drink a sip in his life. But you drank three bowls at once. Can you calculate the value? What’s more, the stuffing of the buns you eat is royal pork, which is even more expensive than gold. This pig is originally picked out from a hundred, and has been fed various precious medicinal materials since childhood. I eat royal grains and tribute springs, pure natural and pollution-free green products. It’s just that, ‘I’ll ask where the pigs are there. The imperial chef points to the imperial pigs from afar. You can eat such delicious dishes, so what’s wrong with being a servant for a year?

I was confused by his lot of nonsense. There was no way. Since they clearly decided to take you, what else could I do besides compromise?

Try to get good treatment

Hehe, princess?

Is it great to be able to meet the princess

Daddy, do you have any errands to see the princess often? I asked carefully

Hehe, of course there is it. The old eunuch laughed a few times and said: Come here, our family is also for your new arrival, and we take care of you.

I quickly touched my ears, my heart was like a deer bumping around, hehe, I think the princess must be as beautiful as a fairy. If you have the chance, let my dream become reality

This errand is very good. Not only can I be with the princess, but I can serve her tea and water, but you have to serve her when she takes a shower. My father-in-law Hai's words made my heart beat faster and my saliva flowed. I quickly asked how I could get this errand.

He sucked my appetite and then continued: It's very simple, as long as you cut a knife like ours. After that, this old guy could no longer control himself, and laughed out loud.

I was so sad that I was playing with me. Isn’t this obvious way to play with me?

If I want me to be a eunuch, how can I be worthy of the beautiful girls in the world?

How about it, have you considered it? I know the master in the palace. His skills are quite skillful. With just one knife, your dream will come true. Don't miss it.

Eunuch Hai, don’t tease me for playing with the three generations of my family. I just rely on me to pass on the family line. How could I become a eunuch? Well, I recognize it, and the servant will be a servant.

The old eunuch laughed and said: You boy, you can tell you that you are not a good person at first sight. I tell you, the princess is already thirty-six this year. Hehe, I want to have a beautiful dream and you have been born twenty years late.

I was so dizzy that it turned out to be a half-old woman, which made me disappointed

In this way, under the coercion and temptation of Eunuch Hai, I finally surrendered and became a servant of the Princess' Mansion.

Living in a servant in the Princess's Mansion, what do you think? Just listen to it and you will know

Hello, Xiaoben, how many more bowls did you lose today? Isn’t it all my monthly salary this month? A maid asked with a smile, which caused more laughter around her

I didn't wash dishes today, I went to chop firewood. I stuttered, so embarrassed that I could hardly raise my head.

Another maid immediately responded: I said, why are the sister who is burning fire today complaining? Which idiot has split the firewood into small pieces? It turns out that it is you again.

My face suddenly turned into red cloth and protested: This is my first time chopping wood. I'm Zhao Cong. You can call me Xiao Zhao, Xiao Cong, you can do it. If you don't want to call me "Hey", can you stop calling me "Xiao Ben"?

The surroundings immediately exploded, and the maids surrounded them and said in a lingering manner:

You are so stupid and can't do any work, of course you're stupid

Humph, are you not satisfied? How many dishes have you broken by washing dishes these days? How many people have poured tea on them?

Yes, I can't even sweep the floor. I think you were not a big young master before, right?

Yes, yes, why didn't I notice it? You look so pretty, you must be a prodigal son who spends all your property.

Listening to their words, I really want to find a piece of tofu to kill, find a puddle to drown, and go to a hole in the ground to suffocate

I remember how wise and powerful I was when I was in Hangzhou and Jinling. I was so talented that I was called a fool now and was regarded as a prodigal son. It really made me regret it.

When I was a servant, I didn’t do much work. I just became a follower, told a few stories, and came up with some tricks. I lived a leisurely life, and my maids and servants were all very intimate with me. How could I become the laughing stock of others now?

So I had to escape in shame

Hello, Xiaobian, what are you doing? No one dares to work for you now, because just giving you time to clean up the mess is enough to do twice. What are you doing in such a hurry?

Me, my stupid bird flies first, and you need to learn the skills of working. Please believe me, I will definitely be able to do it well. I muster up the courage and say, yes, with my intelligence, what else can stump me?

Well, I am determined, I support you. A maid said, but her next words almost made me angry. But you must not chop firewood tomorrow, because it will be my turn to burn the fire tomorrow

Alas, now there is almost no one in this princess's mansion trusting me, which hurts my self-esteem, but except for Xiaoying

Thinking of Xiaoying, I couldn't help but smile. Yes, there is her

The afternoon before yesterday, I was mowing the lawn in the Mansion Garden. This was the job I finally got from the gardener. After all, I learned a few days in Hangzhou and I still have some confidence in this skill.

Just as I was showing off my skills, I suddenly found a figure on the wall

Haha, no need to ask, he must be a little thief

He is too stupid. He actually climbed over the wall in broad daylight, and he is not afraid of being discovered.

Now, it's my turn to make meritorious contributions. When I caught him and brought him to everyone, the maids' admiration and the shameful expressions of the guards, I couldn't help but feel excited.

I quietly pulled out the tilted flower stand under the wall, walked to the wall, and knocked at the thief at once.

Just listen to "Oh, the thief fell down, but it just hit me

Where did the little thief come from? How dare you steal in the princess's mansion? I am Zhao Cong, but I still surrender? Oh, I learned enough of the words of the constable on TV before, except that I screamed in pain because the little thief hit me on my body in the end.

After saying the lines, I was surprised to find that the little thief turned out to be a woman

This female thief looks about sixteen or seventeen years old, with curved eyebrows, crystal eyes, pretty nose, and rosy little mouth. She is very beautiful and cute. How can I describe it?

Yes, just like that angel, how could such a beauty be a thief?

If it were, it would be the kind of superb talent who would be a stunning person who would be a disaster for the country and the people.

You haven't let me go? The girl in her arms blushed and said softly

I woke up, looked at her nostalgically for a few more times, and then put her down

Hehe, the shy and timid girl looks so tempting

Who are you? Why did you climb over the wall? It took me a long time to remember my purpose.

The girl hesitated for a long time before saying: I, I am the princess's personal maid. I want to go out to play, but I am afraid that those servants will stop me, so I climbed over the wall and you beat me down.

I blushed a little. Look at her outfit, it was beautiful and luxurious. It was indeed not the outfit that a thief should have. It seems that I was a little nervous.

Oh, you keep going, just pretend I didn't see it, I quickly rescued it

The girl looked at me, her eyes turned red, and she said: But, I finally climbed up on the flower stand just now, but now the flower stand has fallen, and I don't have the strength.

I was wrong. I actually killed such a cute beauty. She directly strangled her attempt to be free in the cradle. I am guilty. God, punish me.

After waiting for a long time, the damn God did not drop any thunder. I thought he would rest today, so I had to make up for it myself.

Little sister, do you really want to go out? Brother, I can help you, don’t have to climb the wall, so well, dangerous. Considering the girl’s delicate body, I used the word danger to emphasize my tone to prevent such incidents from happening again

Yes, how can such a beauty go over the wall regardless of her image?

The girl immediately smiled and said: Little brother, do you really have a way to let me out?

I patted my chest, went back and took my clothes, asked her to change it, and then covered her out of the mansion.

On the street, she was like a bird flying out of the cage. Looking at this and touching that happily gave me a sense of accomplishment.

In this way, when we returned home in the evening, we were already quite familiar with each other

This is my first meeting with Xiaoying, and it has also made me, who has been at a low point, regain myself. I can also make others happy. Maybe this is my value.

Thinking of this, I regained my happy mood. Go quickly. Xiaoying must be waiting there in a hurry.

Brother Xiaocong, you are here. Xiaoying ran towards me happily

Now, she is the only one in the entire mansion who doesn't call me Xiaobian

Xiaoying, why are you here so early today? You are so ungrateful, the princess won't talk about you, right? I asked with a smile

Xiaoying grabbed my sleeve and said silly: No, the princess is so nice to me, she won't care if I leave for a while.

I smiled and twisted her nose and said: Yes, you are so cute, I don’t think anyone can say you, except for that old eunuch. When I think of Eunuch Hai, I hate her tooth. If it weren’t for him, how could I have fallen into this place

Xiaoying asked in confusion: What you are talking about is not right. Eunuch Hai is very good. Apart from sometimes you like to joke and make fun of others, there is nothing wrong with it?

It seems that the old turtle has a mask, I have to expose his hypocritical appearance and not let this cute girl be deceived

I said hatefully: Xiaoying, the so-called "knowing people, but not the heart" is that you should be careful. Eunuchs like them have caused their mental abnormality due to physical incompleteness. They cannot judge based on common sense that since ancient times, few people who believe in eunuchs have a good ending. Xiaoying, you should learn from them.

Seeing that Xiaoying was a little vague, I continued to say earnestly: For example, some time ago, he used despicable means to deceive a poor young man into being a free servant in the mansion, which made him very devastated.

Before I could finish my words, Xiaoying said: I heard that a fool servant just came to the mansion and could not do anything. Now the broken plates can be piled up into mountains. Even the lawn mowing was messy, and even the flower stands that others had worked hard to build were overturned.

I was speechless, wuwu, even Xiaoying said I was a fool, it seems that I can't stay in this princess's mansion anymore

The more I listened, the more I felt ashamed, and my head became lower and lower.

Xiaoying finally realized something was wrong with me, so she stopped and asked: Brother Xiaocong, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling uncomfortable?

No, but, Xiaoying, the "stupid" you mentioned is actually me. I am an honest young man. Although this may damage my glorious image in her mind, I still said it without hesitation.

No, how could it be you? Brother Xiaocong, you are so smart, how could it be? Xiaoying looked shocked and immediately said: Sorry, Brother Xiaocong, I didn't mean it, I, I

Seeing that she was so anxious that she couldn't speak, I patted her shoulder comfortably and said: It's okay, let them say anything, as long as I know it myself, I'm very happy now that you understand me.

Xiaoying said ashamedly: It’s all my fault. By the way, I remembered it. It must have been the day I climbed over the wall and slammed the flower stand. As a result, I was wronged by you, Brother Xiaocong. I was the one who harmed you.

Speaking of this, Xiaoying seemed to suddenly think of something and said happily: Brother Xiaocong, I can ask the princess to raise your status so that others dare not talk about you. After that, she jumped happily beside me.