Chapter 20 Entering the Palace

I was stunned for a moment, and when I saw the steaming towel on Ergou's hand swaying in front of his face, I realized the source of the iron in my dream.

Seeing that the sky was just dawn again, I couldn't help but sigh: Ergou, this morning, don't you even have a safe sleep? You have offended all the people by your flattery.

Ergou said with a smile: Brother Cong, even if he has great courage, he will not bother your old man's dream. But Eunuch Hai told the little one to bring you to him no matter what. The villain is also involuntarily. Please forgive me, Brother Cong.

Eunuch Hai?

What good things can this dead eunuch do?

Could it be that I still missed my ten thousand taels of silver

Although I wish I could peel off the old turtle's shell, I still had to look respectful on my face and said: Since it is Eunuch Hai who has a life, I have to leave no matter what.

He barely supported his tired body, washed up randomly, and asked Ergou to lead the way in front of him

Along the way, the palace maids and eunuchs were busy and they seemed to be not too miserable.

Ergou did not forget to ask me for advice on how to play horses and said: Brother Cong, the villain has admired you for a long time. You became a guest in less than half a month. You can also make the famous and difficult-to-serve Eunuch Hai look at you. Even teasing the maid in broad daylight has been suppressed by you. I wonder what tricks you have used?

Seeing Ergou's hateful face, I remembered his words and deeds that day. Humph, good boy, I'm worried that I can't find a chance to take revenge. Since you came here, I'm not polite.

So I made a joke: Well, flattery is a very profound science. Without good qualifications and profound experience, it is difficult to integrate it. In the practical process, you will often encounter setbacks and failures. Xiaotian, can you bear it?

Ergou was so excited that he slapped his chest and promised: As long as you can learn your old tricks, no matter what kind of suffering you have to suffer, the villain will be happy.

Haha, this is what you said

Don't blame me if you're beaten to death

I smiled and said: OK, I read that right, if you say you can flatter everyone, but if you want to make people feel comfortable, you can't pick up others' wisdom. To do this, it depends on the person's vision and courage.

Ergou nodded when he heard what I said, and said: It makes sense. How can he do this when the villain suddenly understands?

Seeing Ergou gradually getting into the condom, I smiled gloomyly: So, if you want to flatter, you can't pat the strengths that others can see, and having to pat the weaknesses of that person is often to protect the shortcomings. Therefore, this move seems dangerous, but it is actually the only way to pat the horse. If I hadn't said anything, I wouldn't teach anything about it, such as pleasing Eunuch Hai. He is obviously a stingy eunuch, but you have to say that he is generous, generous, powerful, and fierce, etc. He will be very happy to hear these words, and you can be as glorious as me. Hehe, Ergou, remember, my trick is called killing people with a knife, I believe it will leave you an unforgettable impression.

Ergou suddenly realized and said: I understand. If you want to please Brother Cong, I will say that you are heroic, extremely smart, and not messy.

When I saw Eunuch Hai, I quickly went up and said, Eunuch Hai, I have been missing for a long time. I saw you healthy as before. The villain was so relieved. The old eunuch also smiled and said, "Xiao Cong, now you have reached the sky in one step. How can you remember our family? You just don't scold our family for being immortal in your heart.

When I heard him tell my thoughts, I couldn't help but blush and explained: You always joke that the villain can be today, isn't it thanks to your father-in-law, you are the support of your father-in-law? Your life-saving grace is in my heart, and I will never forget it.

Eunuch Hai smiled slightly and said: Xiaocong, we have a big happy event to tell you today. The day for you to take revenge is coming.

Do I have enemies?

After thinking about it carefully, it seemed that there was no deep hatred with anyone. If I really wanted to give one, the old turtle in front of me would have to be able to get involved, but I'm afraid he won't come to me to take revenge by himself.

Eunuch Hai continued: It will be the Jinshi exam every three years. I heard that Liu Laozi’s son has arrived in the capital. If you want to take revenge, now is the best opportunity.

Oh, I remembered it. Last time, in order to explain the silver note, I lied to the father-in-law Hai and said that his family was destroyed by the prefect. I didn't expect that he still remembered it.

Haha, it's good that the nerd is here, but I have another wallet

I haven't had time to protect him, so how could I harm him?

My father-in-law, the villain also has this intention, but the villain has no power to tie a chicken, and is afraid that he is not strong enough. Humph, it is not that easy to make me a scapegoat

Eunuch Hai said: Don’t worry, our family is ready for you. As he said that, he took out a knife and handed it to me, saying: This is a weapon specially prepared for you by our family.

Looking at the knife that was about inch long in my hand, I smiled bitterly: Father-in-law, did you let me use this knife to kill people? I think it's almost the same to cut fruit. Old turtle, you are too stingy.

You are not doing this by borrowing a knife to kill people, at least you can take out a good knife.

Eunuch Hai said in surprise: Who asked you to kill someone? It was just that you used this knife to castrate him. Only when the old thief was killed was killed, was he considered the evil spirit in our family.

Wow, it's really cruel

People say that the most poisonous thing is the eunuch's heart, I finally learned it today

However, why did this old turtle hate the prefect so much?

I have to ask clearly

Father-in-law, what deep hatred does that old thief Liu have with you?

Eunuch Hai gritted his teeth and said: If it weren't for this old thief, our family wouldn't have fallen to the present. When we were a eunuch in the palace, we were considered to be of high power and were trusted by the emperor. We said without hesitation, as long as our family snorted, even the prime minister would have to shake three times, but because of the old thief Liu, our family was punished by the emperor and demoted to the princess's mansion.

Oh? Prefect Liu is far away in Hangzhou, how can he harm you? I was puzzled

I didn't expect that the prefect has such skills, so I underestimated him before

Eunuch Hai continued: One day, when our family was sorting out the memorial for the emperor, they accidentally missed one, and fell under the table but found it.

I suddenly realized and said: So, that memorial must be from Prefect Liu.

Eunuch Hai said: Yes, if it weren't for him, our family would have become the chief supervisor. Tell me, now even Tong Guan, a young slave who was not brave enough to do so under our company, has climbed to this position. How could our family swallow this?

I couldn't help feeling sad for the prefect Liu, and for no reason I was regarded as the enemy of life and death by this old turtle.

This, Master Liu, please beg for your own blessings. I bless you to never come to this capital for the rest of your life.

At this moment, a little eunuch ran in and said to Eunuch Hai in a panic: Father-in-law, it's not good. Xiao Liuzi has a stomachache, vomits and has diarrhea. It seems that he can't go back to the palace today. Oh, I said why did I see so many people busy on the way, so that's it.

I wonder when I will have the chance to enter the palace to take a look?

I heard that Song Huizong was extravagant and wanted to build a large number of buildings and purchased flowers and stone robes everywhere. He himself was good at piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. I think this palace must be very romantic. It would be a pity not to go and see it.

Just as I was thinking about it, Eunuch Hai said anxiously: What should I do? This killer won’t make a fuss sooner or later, but it just caused trouble at this critical moment. If there was a chaos in the princess’s ceremonial guard when she was traveling, it would be a matter of losing her head. She walked around anxiously and suddenly asked again: Can anyone find someone else to replace her?

The little eunuch said with a sad face: Eunuch Hai, have you forgotten? Last month you said you would cut the expenses in the mansion and send all the excess eunuchs back to the palace. Where can I find someone in this moment?

Eunuch Hai blushed and said to the little eunuch: Go down, let me think about it carefully. Seeing this situation, I was secretly happy.

You're going to be sad now

Just as I was admiring the appearance of Eunuch Hai like an ant on a hot pan, I found that he stopped and stared at me for a while, his face full of smiles.

No, he must have wanted to make an idea for me again

Father-in-law, the villain said goodbye. I wanted to run away, but he grabbed him and said: Xiaocong, do you want to do me a favor?

Help you? There is definitely nothing good

Seeing me shaking my head constantly, Eunuch Hai continued: Don’t rush to refuse, in fact, just let you be a eunuch for a day. It’s no big deal to tell you something heart-to-heart. In fact, being an eunuch is a promising job, and many people can’t afford it.

My face was as dark as the face, and said: Daddy, if that thing is cut, it will never be sewn again. The little man’s family has three generations of single generations. It depends on it for the family line to pass on it. You should find someone else.

Eunuch Hai patted my shoulder and said with a smile: Don't be afraid, it's not that you really want to be a eunuch, you just wear the eunuch's clothes and follow the princess sedan chair to look like you

Really? Just follow behind? I really don't have to cut that? I asked carefully

Eunuch Hai gave me a blank look and said: I'm about to enter the palace. Do you think it's still time to do it now?

Oh, that's fine

I've said it earlier, but I really want to go to the palace to see it

As long as I don’t let myself harm my body, what’s the harm in being a fake eunuch?

Just so happened that there were many hungry beauties in this palace waiting for men to comfort me, hehe

Eunuch Hai, do you think I will be found to be fake? Along the way, I lowered my head and didn't dare to look at the people in front of me, but just quietly asked Eunuch Hai who was walking in front of me.

He said without squinting: You have powder on your face and your collar is so high. It shouldn't be okay. Keep that knife hidden. If it is discovered, you will

Do you kill someone to silence me? I said in surprise, but I didn't expect that this old turtle was so decisive

No, I'll wave my sword

After a while, the red palace wall could be seen

Seeing the guards with bright swords and guns shaking in front of me, my legs were so scared that I shivered.

Fortunately, since this is the princess's carriage, the guards did not check it too much and put it in directly.

In front of me are the palace with a brilliant golden wall and the garden with beautiful scenery

Everything is so beautiful, it's like in a dream

Ah, I can finally see this ancient imperial family with my own eyes

After entering the palace, the princess naturally had to see her mother, and Eunuch Hai was accompanying her, while we servants who followed us were taken to a remote small room and were warned not to run around.

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No, I have to go out

Even if you can't see the magnificent royal garden, you have to look at the pretty palace maids

So, I said to the eunuch who was guarding the door: Father-in-law, I want to go to the toilet, you see

The eunuch said impatiently: There is a toilet behind the screen

How did this happen?

I wanted to go out and take a look around, and I continued: Daddy, I'm sorry, the little one got a stomachache, but there are so many people in the room, I don't mind, I just fear you can't stand it.

The eunuch kept saying bad luck, asking me to go out and solve the problem, and warned me not to go in the wild

Walking to the gate of the yard, I saw a few guards checking in the distance

Well, what should I do?

It seems that this place is still in the periphery of the palace, so you have to find a way to get in.

I happened to see two palace maids passing by with a big wooden barrel panting. I had an idea and hurried up to help. I pinched my voice and said: Where are the two sisters going? Oh, such a heavy guy, sisters are just as rich as a girl, don't be tired, let me help.

The two palace maids thanked repeatedly, and one of them in green clothes said: It’s better for this father-in-law. We have moved for so long, but none of them came out to help.

Another person wearing red clothes smiled sweetly: We are the people of Concubine Liu, and we are about to send this wooden barrel over. This brother is so sweet and considerate.

Hehe, I have ulterior motives, if it weren’t for your cover, how could I, a fake eunuch, get into the inner palace?

But this barrel is too heavy

In this way, I was stunned by the guards

Sister, what is this wooden barrel for? Why is it so big? I panted

Huhu, it’s so deadly. Why haven’t you been able to walk such a long way?

Since I've already gotten in, I'd better find an excuse to slip away

If this continues, my waist will be crushed

Hey, don’t you know? You are new, right? This is a bathtub for bathing. It’s just done, and Empress Liu is going to use it soon. Empress Dowager wants to take a bath?

A picture of the hot spring water washing the grease and the waiter lifting up the weak and weak scenes appeared in my mind.

Wow, the more I think about it, the more exciting it is

Sister, is this Concubine Liu beautiful? I asked

The two palace maids looked at each other and smiled. The woman in red who looked lively said angrily: You are such a little pervert. She is not honest when she becomes a eunuch.

Fortunately, another answered: Our Concubine Liu was the emperor's favorite concubine.

Haha, that's great, it seems I'm lucky

I want to see what this beauty chosen by the emperor has so many choices. Maybe I can even see her naked appearance.

Finally, we came to a courtyard. Under the guidance of two palace maids, I helped put the wooden barrel into a room with a curtain in front. There was a screen behind the curtain. It seemed that this was Liu Fei's bathroom.

Thinking that the scene of a beauty taking a bath here will be staged, I couldn't help but feel dry and moved around the room, trying to find a good location to see more clearly

Empress Liu said, hearing this voice, I quickly knelt down and saluted, and looked at it, well, with long legs and light lotus steps, I deserve to be a woman with royal style

Looking up, it's good, with fat buttocks and thin waists, you must be a charming stunner

Then I looked upwards, wow, the mountains were undulating and shaking gently, no wonder I could be favored by the emperor

OK, look up, as my pupils gradually dilate, I suddenly felt my throat tremble, and my stomach immediately turned upside down

But an old woman with wrinkles on her face was walking in front of her. Her face was like dried orange peel, yellow and wrinkled

I suppressed the nausea that I was almost disgusting. I turned around and looked at the two palace maids in a daze, but they had a smile on their faces that had succeeded in their tricks, and they were so proud that they looked at me.

Alas, I finally understand why they said the word Zeng

You guys are all staying outside, the old woman said

I felt relieved and retreated outside.

Such a beauty goes out to bathe, it's fine if she doesn't watch her

Unexpectedly, she pushed the blue-clothed palace maid and whispered: What are you doing when you come out? Why don’t you go in and serve the queen at the bath?

Me? I pointed at my nose and asked incredibly

Why did the palace maids let me, a fake eunuch, take action?

The red-clothed palace maid smiled and said: Yes, don’t you know that the Empress never lets us in? Every time I take a bath, I just let the little eunuch named Mingyue serve. Mingyue is not here now, and you look pretty and beautiful, the Empress will definitely like it

What's going on with this Empress?

Seeing the ambiguous appearances of the palace maids in front of you, it goes without saying that Concubine Liu must be old and despicable, and she has not been favored by the emperor for many years. The little eunuch named Mingyue might be the one who entertained her.

I'm in a miserable state now. I didn't think of the beauty and wanted to become the male favorite of this old witch. What should I do?

Where has that Mingyue gone? You should look for him, sisters. For the sake of my younger brother helping you, I beg you for the sake of my younger brother.

They laughed in a panic, and said: I can't even rob the errand of pleasing the empress, but you can't push it out without any mercy?

That said: Mingyue was just called away, I'm afraid she won't be able to come back for a while, so you can't let it go

As he said that, he pushed me in together

The door was closed with a bang. When I pulled it again, I found that the door bolt had been locked from outside and could not get out.

Mingyue, why are you here now? Come and wipe my back. Liu Fei's lazy voice came from behind the screen.

It was broken, she discovered it

Fortunately, the room was filled with fog, as long as she didn't let her see her face, it would be best if she could get confused.

Alas, just think you are the bright moon

Today, wuwuwu, just treat it as a nightmare

I gently walked around the screen, and the red sandalwood barrel exuding a faint fragrance appeared in front of me. Various unknown petals floated on the water surface of the barrel. This scene was like Chang'e bathing in the moon palace.

However, when I think of it as a terrible Chang'e, I feel disgusted

In the steaming steam, you can vaguely see Concubine Liu sitting in the bathtub with her back facing me.

I couldn't help but cry when I thought of giving this old woman a humiliating bath.

He grabbed a towel tremblingly and rubbed the old witch's back

But then again, her skin is really good, white and tender, and she doesn't look like an old woman at all. I don't know how to take care of it?

It's not really washed out with human milk like the legendary one?

Hey? Mingyue, your hand strength seems to be much bigger today. Haha, have you become a eunuch and your people have changed? Concubine Liu smiled and said

I put away a little bit of strength, only to feel that there seemed to be something else in her words, so I didn't dare to answer, but I just said I heard it after a few huh

It seems that Concubine Liu is in a bad mood, and she sighed: Although she is trapped in this cage every day, she can’t do anything. Now, thinking about the hardships that I went to the palace, it’s really funny. Yes, I regret why I was obsessed with entering the palace, but I had to bathe you, the old woman.

Listening to her complaining there, she seemed to be in deep thought

I rubbed her back one after another, and I studied her skin without any trouble.

Looking closer, it looks smooth like a mirror, and you're touching it with your fingers. Well, it's very elastic

Seeing that she had no reaction, she boldly touched her with her hands. Wow, it was really soft and delicate

It's amazing, I have to find a way to get her words and see what palace secret recipe she used to make a fifty-year-old man have eighteen-year-old skin

Alas, what's wrong with you today? Why are you absent-minded? Don't just wipe your back, turn around and wipe the front of me. Concubine Liu lies comfortably in the bathtub and says

Ah, what should I do?

Is my virginity that I have been guarding for more than 20 years going to be destroyed by this old woman?

No

I turned to Liu Fei tremblingly, but I saw that her chest was as plump as snow, as smooth as greasy, and the red plum was still trembling slightly.

Oh my God, what magic pill did she take? How could she keep her figure so well?

I resisted the urge to continue watching and glanced at her face again, but found that her face was extremely smooth, her eyes were closed, her eyelashes moved slightly, her small and straight nose, her rosy lips, like a soft face outlined by a god, and her slender and beautiful neck, where are there any wrinkles?

What's going on?

When I entered, I was still an old woman, so why did I suddenly become a beautiful girl?

I felt a loud buzzing sound in my head, and the blood in my body seemed to rush onto my head. When I was dizzy, I suddenly felt my nose heated, and a few blood dripped onto the girl's chest.

It's broken, what should I do?

I hurriedly wiped the towel, trying to wipe the blood off

My fingers accidentally stroked the delicate skin, and I felt the tentacles warm. A soft and hot instantly burned into my heart along the palm of my hand. Oh my God, forgive me, I didn't mean it

The girl didn't notice a man in front of her slutty wiping her breasts, but she closed her eyes and said with a smile: Hehe, Mingyue, stop making trouble, can't I beg for mercy? It's because my sister is not good to bring you into the palace, and she also lets you stay among those guys who are not male or female, making you scared. It's because my sister is wrong, it's not easy for me. I have to wear this mask all day and pretend to be an old woman. I'm so frustrated.

Hey, why are there blood on my body? Mingyue, what about your nose? Ah, you are not Mingyue, who are you? When I was awakened by the girl's scream, I found that she had opened her eyes at some point, curled up in a ball with her hands in her chest

I was shocked and knew it was broken, so I quickly put my hand back

Want to explain something but can't say it

So I immediately made the wisest choice for a man at this moment, that is, escape

Of course, if I was discovered by such a blatant peek at a girl taking a bath, why would I do if I didn’t run away?

I knew in my heart that this Concubine Liu must be a fake one, and this girl had some purpose to get into the palace.

If she catches her, she will definitely be killed.

I hope I still have time to escape, I think she won't chase her naked

Man's calculations are not as good as God's calculations. I only heard the sound of cracking silk. My ankle tightened and I fell to the ground

Turning around, I saw a bright sword pointing at my neck. The person holding the sword was wrapped in a cloth curtain. It was the fake Liu Concubine

You, have you seen it? The girl grabbed the cloth curtain on her body with one hand and asked viciously, with a blush on her face.

No, I saw nothing. I was pointed at by someone with a sword, even a fool would not tell the truth.

Who are you? Who sent you here? What purpose is it? The girl's tone was a little softer, but the tip of the sword was closer to my throat.

I stared at the tip of the sword, for fear that she would accidentally let me stain the spot with blood.

Where is Mingyue? What did you do to her? This girl’s question comes one after another, making me unable to answer

At this moment, a little eunuch suddenly broke into the room and asked in a low voice: Miss, are you okay? Hey, what's going on with this person?

The girl saw it and immediately said happily: Mingyue, where have you been? I thought something happened to you?

Seeing the little eunuch, he should be dressed as a woman, and she said: Miss, I just went out and came back and heard the palace maids say that a eunuch came in to serve you in the shower. When I heard that something was wrong, I hurried over to the lady, are you okay?

The girl shook her fingers and said: It's okay, you haven't answered my question yet. Do you believe it or not and I will kill you with one sword?

Seeing that this girl had the idea of ​​killing someone to silence me, I quickly explained: Miss, don't be afraid, I won't reveal your secrets. Actually, I also mingled in from outside. You and I don't have to break the water, so just spare me.

Unexpectedly, the girl screamed: Ah! It turns out that you are not a eunuch. As she said that, the sword was about to stab my throat, which scared my heart to jump out.

No, I'm innocent

Fortunately, the Mingyue pulled the lady and said: Miss, this is not good. Thank God, Sister Mingyue, you are so compassionate and compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva reincarnated. I will remember you forever

Unexpectedly, she continued: It's better to strangle it with a rope to prevent the blood from coming out and dirtying the floor.

The girl said: I used a rope to stretch my tongue out. It was so scary. I think I'd better bury it alive.

Listening to the two women in front of me discussing how to kill me, I was like I was in hell

At this moment, I heard the bright moon say hell and said: Miss, why did you come out after wrapping a cloth?

The girl's face turned red. Seeing my eyes still staring at her chest, she said hatefully: Mingyue, I'll change my clothes first when I look at him, and then deal with this thief later. Humph, wait, I will definitely make you die a bad death

Seeing the girl walking behind the screen, Mingyue stared at me up and down, and heard a sharp voice coming from outside. The princess arrived.

I was in no time. I took advantage of the moon's stagnation and quietly moved my body from the tip of the sword, took out the fruit knife, cut off the cloth wrapped around my feet, rolled and crawled out, and suddenly opened the door and jumped out.

Ah I just felt like I bumped into a soft body, it seemed like a woman

But my life is here, how dare I care about these things?

I walked around the man and ran out, but heard a familiar voice coming from behind, Brother Xiaocong?

Xiaoying?