Chapter 13: The Adventure

Master, isn't it a bit too early to let the lady get married now? I asked in a low voice, so small that I could hear Liu Mei'er beside him.

There is no way, I am also trying to save myself, just treat it as a way to repair the dead and let this little witch calm down

Oh? How do you say this? The prefect said in confusion

Such a lady was eager to choose a husband shortly after she arrived. It was inevitable that people would feel like they were accused of climbing up the dragon and seizing the phoenix. I think it would be safer to make a long-term plan after going back. I took a look at the little girl's face. Fortunately, I eased it a little. It seemed that I could rise from the eighteenth floor hell to the seventeenth floor.

But the prefect shook his head and said: It's inappropriate, time is endless. Only by taking advantage of this opportunity can we achieve the greatest benefit. Once time is delayed, everyone's enthusiasm fades, and I'm afraid there will be no such good opportunity.

I have no choice but to look at the little girl with helpless eyes. I have tried my best and hope she won't blame me anymore.

God saw that it was pitiful. I don’t know if my eyes moved her, or if she thought I still had some use now

In short, the little girl let me go, but when she walked by me, she said something softly, remember your promise, don’t regret it. If I was married, I will definitely take you over and let you clean the toilet every day. Humph, after saying that, I left gently, leaving only the stunned me

If the little girl's performance surprised me, then what happened next shocked me

It's not because of anything else, but the burden of choosing a husband for Liu Mei'er fell on me

To be honest, this was a day-to-day conversation. How could a lifelong event for a dignified lady be the servant?

But the prefect dared not stand up because most of the young masters here were either rich or noble. He could not face the pressure put on him by the families and dared not to break up and offend others. And Liu Mei'er, let alone, given her criminal record in Hangzhou, how dare she put her on the front desk

So the prefect handed over the work of the primary election to the housekeeper. The housekeeper was an old fox again. He didn't dare to offend the aggressive little girl, but he pretended to be sick and kicked this difficult task to me, the unlucky person.

Not only that, he also said to me hypocritically: Five Classics, this is our trust in you. Think about it, what a great honor. The lifelong event of a lady decided that you must do this job well in your thoughts. If you have difficulties, you must overcome difficulties. If you don’t have difficulties, you must create difficulties. He secretly glanced at me again and found that I had no reaction. He breathed a sigh of relief and continued: Go, choose a few excellent ones, and finally the master and the lady decided that you are still young. The road ahead is still long. Unlike my old bones, I can’t stand the position of stewards. Now it’s mine, but it’s yours, and it will be yours after all. So don’t be afraid of revenge, especially don’t succumb to the pressure from within. You must do it well.

In desperation, I could only glar at the old fox who was smiling fiercely and start my bride recruitment work

However, how can you know that it is a blessing to lose your horse?

Let me make a big profit first, and there will be a travel fee if you run away in the future

Take a look, take a look, my lady is going to be kissed. As long as you pay the registration fee, you can get the most charming beauty in Jinling City, Miss Liu Meier, first come first served. Buy the registration number from me first. The exam will start tomorrow. Which family will fall in? It depends on your ability. Don’t miss it. I beat the gong and shouted on the street. Now I think it’s hard not to get rich.

Suddenly, it seemed like the sensation was blowing. People all over the street ran towards me, competing to buy the piece of paper I just wrote

This uncle, you too

Old man, I'm just eighteen this year, please stop meddling in other people's business

Little brother, you're

No? I'm just a little lower. Actually, I'm thirteen years old and can get married

This aunt, are you the legendary shemale?

I bought it for my son, can't it?

In this way, silver poured in like a tide, hehe, Liu Mei'er, you are such a treasure pot

Of course, I still have some numbers that can be sold to the rich children

Faced with these suckers, if I don’t slaughter it, will I be worthy of my wallet?

Suddenly, I became a stolen figure in Jinling City, a role model for the servants to learn from, and the God who determines the fate of the suitors.

Let’s see that I was wearing a blue shirt and a small hat, sitting steadily on the stage, knocking on the gong, and shouting: No. 15, it’s your turn

A young man wearing brocade clothes and wearing a jade belt immediately ran over and shouted: I'm here, I'm here on the fifteenth

I coughed lightly: Are you the fifteenth? Look at your look flustered and your face is as beautiful as the earth. How can I match my lady? As my son-in-law of the Liu Mansion, I must first be able to keep Mount Tai falling in front of me and not moving. You go next. Slightly stretch out your thumb and index finger, rub it gently to see how he will perform next.

The young man immediately cried and stepped forward to grab my sleeve and begged: Brother, please make peace for my infatuation. A ingot of silver was secretly stuffed into my sleeve. Well, it seems that this kid is quite good at it. Let him go first.

I sighed in embarrassment and said: Well, for your money, no, I will let you take the exam.

Remember, don't think my problems are ridiculous, because these are all learned by my lady from ancient books. Because only husband and wife are smart enough to give birth to smart children. This is the basic principle of eugenics and good parenting. Therefore, I want to check whether you are smart. I blamed these fallacies on the lady. Anyway, she is a talented woman, and the idea of ​​a talented woman must be different from that of the world, which can also relieve the pressure on me.

I asked you, why did the cat run away when he saw a mouse? I asked leisurely

He was surprised at first, then racked his brains, and finally hesitated: Is the mouse too big and the cat a kitten?

I said helplessly: It seems that you are really not suitable for my lady. I don’t know such a simple question. I tell you that because the cat is going to chase the mouse, I want to run away

No. 15, with a sad face, said: No, this is too

Next one, I don't need to do it, kicked him out on the 16th

In this way, after a few days, my reputation immediately spread, so that every time I appeared, I saw those suitors always trembling.

No wonder, so far, there is no shortlist. Even if someone can answer one or two correctly, under my endless questions, they all return to Sha Yu.

Now, not only do I have many suitors, but even many women come to watch the fun

Strange, do I have such a charm?

Why didn't I find it before

So I asked a woman who looks like she is in her thirties, sister, why are you blinking here all the time?

She immediately put her hips on her hips and scolded: Who is the eldest sister? My mother, Nian Fang, is in her early years. You should call Miss. I am not blinking, I am throwing my eyes, showing my beautiful beauty

Then, please ask, little lady, you are, in order to get the answer, I have to resist the urge to vomit for the time being.

She smiled charmingly, all the powder on her face fell down, and she even pinched her throat and said: There are so many young men here. If I can hook up one and comfort his injured heart, wouldn’t I have to worry about food and clothing in my whole life?

It seems that I asked the wrong person, I said loudly: So that's it, thank you aunt, then quickly ran away, grabbed a girl about ten years old, and asked: Little sister, what are you doing here?

The little girl blinked her naive big eyes and said: I heard from my friends that there was fun here, so I came to see the big brothers coming excitedly and walked away in shame. It was really fun.

It seems that even if I can't get any answers to these old and young people, I have to ask a normal one.

At this moment, a girl jumped over next to her and asked: Are you the "tricky and weird little servant" Zhao Wujing?

I was stunned for a moment. When did I get this title?

But this is indeed the best time to get the answer, and he replied with a tough bullet: I think so, I'm specializing in testing those suitors

The girl immediately became excited and shouted: It turns out it’s really you, can you sign me?

I was a little dizzy again. Am I so proud?

There are all star-chasers

Although this girl is not very beautiful, it still gives me confidence in my charm. It seems that the day when a girl throws her arms into her arms is not far away.

So I asked proudly: Why did you ask me to sign? Am I very famous?

The girl nodded and said: Yes, I want to take it back and show it to me, Brother A Niu, and told him that if he doesn't buy me that pearl hairpin, he will propose to you in the future, so I will ask you to test it to see if he dares?

I fainted, so that's it

Of course, for those suitors, if you pass the test openly, you have to consider the wrong methods.

For a moment, there were coercive and tempting people, and even a fat man with a vulgar appearance brought a coquettish woman, and pretended to be mysterious and said to me: This is the Red Girl I found from Yihongyuan. As long as you let me pass, she will be yours.

I watched the woman keep posing at me and almost spit out the overnight dinner. Brother, you are too good at thinking. Do you think it is possible to use her to exchange for my cute Liu Mei'er?

He might have seen my disgusting look and said quickly: Brother, it turns out that you don’t like this type of person. Don’t worry, I’ll find a virgin for you. I’m about seven or eight years old, and I will definitely be satisfied with you.

I was almost angry. Such a garbage can survive until now. Why didn’t God drop a thunder and kill him?

He was still muttering there: So you don’t like this either? It seems that the taste of my brother is as special as me. Tell me, are you going to want a pregnant woman or an old woman? No matter what, I can do it

I couldn't bear it anymore and kicked him out of the door, so the whole world was purified

Of course, not all suitors are so easy to deal with. For example, this time, I was stopped by the president again.

Brother Zhao, we meet again haha, this time I am asking you to come to the mansion on my order, I hope you don't refuse, and that hateful face again

OK, please ask President Chen to lead the way. Just go, who is afraid of whom?

Although he is a comforter, I am not afraid that he can do anything to me

Brother Zhao, I said last time that my son admires your lady for a long time, but Brother Zhao, you still don’t give face, which makes my adults ask me personally. Haha, Chen Gaosheng seemed to say it casually, but the strong smell of threat was clearly transmitted.

Haha, this is related to my lady's lifelong happiness. I, as a servant, cannot neglect my duties, of course I have to do my best to do my best. I said lightly

He just called me and stopped talking. He led me into the mansion and brought me to an old man. It seemed that he should be a housekeeper.

Give you five hundred taels of silver and let my young master be shortlisted. The butler said straight to the point

I shook my head. It seemed to be a temptation. If it weren't for the little girl's threat, maybe I would have agreed. Anyway, it's just a primary election.

Seven hundred taels are enough for you to have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of your life, don't be ungrateful, but the housekeeper doesn't give up.

I smiled and said: It seems that we have no common language. Although I don’t hate money, I can’t ruin my lady’s life for this.

Humph, can you choose a good husband for her in your way? At this time, an old man wearing an official came out from behind the screen, and it seemed that he was the governor.

White face, slender eyes, sharp mouth, monkey cheeks, standard appearance of a treacherous minister

He continued to ask: Do you still remember what questions you asked my son?

I shook my head. There are so many suitors, and I don’t know who his son is, so how can I remember what questions I asked?

He snorted coldly and said: What you asked is that when a man crossed a single-plank bridge, there were beasts in front and behind, and there was a turbulent river water below, but how did he get there? I have been an official for decades and have never seen such a person who is more annoying. What's more annoying is that you actually say that people fainted. Except for boring people like you, who can answer this question?

I couldn't help feeling a little embarrassed. Fortunately, my face was not too thin. After a while, I immediately thought about it and thought of the words.

Hehe laughed and said: Adults are still powerful, you can see the key at a glance. In fact, I don’t care whether they can answer these questions. The key is to look at their reactions. If they can directly criticize them like adults, they can pass my test, which is a pity. They either leave dejectedly or threaten me with temptation. Such a person is not worthy of my lady? Although he speaks very well, he still sweats in his heart.

Thanks to my resourcefulness, otherwise it would be difficult to deal with

He had nothing to say to me for a moment, but he threatened: You should do it yourself, but I hope you don't forget your identity and turn around and leave

That's it?

I can't believe it

I guess he'll think of some secret tricks

As expected, not long after I left the mansion, I walked to a corner and found a few people following me, blocking me inside.

Haha, I probably want to beat me and give me a warning

I stretched my arms and it seemed that there was another practice partner.

It was the appeasement envoy who sent you here, I asked

They were stunned, and then one of them said: It seems that you are not stupid either. Since that is the case, you should also know what we want to do.

I laughed and said: Of course I know, your butts are itchy recently, I think I'm looking for me to beat you

Several people rushed up immediately with anger, and fists and feet

Judging from their actions, it was obvious that they were just rogues on the street. I beat them down with three punches and two kicks.

Life lies in movement, this sentence is right

After the fight, I felt refreshed and my pores were relaxed. It was indeed a good way to exercise.

I walked towards the inn with a light pace and hummed a little tune.

There is a saying: One wave has not yet settled, and another wave has risen again, probably referring to my current situation.

I just came back, and the prefect called me over again

The prefect savored the tea leisurely and said: Five Classics, I have also heard about these days that you are very serious and responsible. I know that you are a little too harsh, why are you still not shortlisted?

I glanced at the little girl next to the prefect and wanted her to help her say something, but she turned her head aside and ignored my begging eyes.

In desperation, I had to bite the bullet and say: Adults, it's not a villain's demands, but it's a matter of the Miss's life. Naturally, we can't be careless. In fact, there will be a truly suitable candidate in the future, because they will not be blinded by everything in front of them, and will not come to test it rashly, plan and then act. First observe my test method and consider the corresponding countermeasures before they come. The Miss needs such a husband. I really admire my mouth more and more. I can say that the black one can be said to be white. I wonder if I can hide it from the prefect.

The prefect nodded with satisfaction and said: Five Classics, I did not read you wrongly. It seems that the head teacher is wronging you. Remember, I will bring you the one you choose in three days, and then let us choose it.

I couldn't help but sigh, it seemed that I couldn't hold on for long

I'm starting to worry about my future, and I won't really let me spend all day cleaning the toilet.

I walked in the garden, thinking constantly in my heart how to break this knot

The prefect was determined to marry her daughter, but Liu Mei'er insisted on not marrying. Now there are so many suitors who are determined to win. It really makes me feel a headache. It feels like being stuck in the middle of the vortex.

Hearing the tiny footsteps behind, I don’t have to look back, I know that it’s the little girl coming

I said lightly: Miss, all I can do is to come here. You have heard what the magistrate said just now, I can't drag it down any more

The little girl didn't say anything for a long time, and finally sighed and asked: Is it really irreversible?

I can't answer, or I can't bear to answer

The little girl said again: Oh, sometimes I really admire the heroes like Sister Yuhu. They can control their own destiny. When encountering unfair things, they just need to rely on their own sword to solve them.

Yes, if I can have peerless martial arts, no matter what kind of governor and magistrate he is, he will point his sword at their heads and threaten them to be obedient, and he will not have to be as troubled as he is now.

Thinking of this, I suddenly had a flash of inspiration and an idea penetrated into my mind

Miss, please invite Miss Chen as soon as possible. I think she might be able to help me. I turned around and said excitedly to the little girl.

The little girl was puzzled and said: Sister Chen and I have thought about it all these days, but she has no choice but to do anything about it.

I smiled mysteriously and said: Shanren has his own tricks. Miss, just go and ask me. I promise I won’t go to clean the toilet.

The little girl blushed, spat and ran away

What's the matter with you? I heard from my sister that I can help. Chen Yuehua still looked calm.

I didn't answer, just said: Yesterday the governor called me to him and paid 700 taels of silver to get his son to be shortlisted.

Chen Yuehua asked softly: Did you agree?

I said indignantly: Of course, I didn’t think about who I, Zhao Wujing, was. How could I betray the lady for this little profit?

Chen Yuehua smiled and said: How could it be impossible? I have heard of your hawking in the street. One person will probably make a lot of money. Should I tell Sister Liu about this?

My face turned red and refuted: I was also to prevent the scoundrel from coming to make trouble. I used ten taels of silver as a threshold to reduce the trouble. Of course, I don’t need to tell the lady these small things to avoid getting upset. I coughed lightly and continued: How could he be sure that as long as he was shortlisted, he would definitely choose his son? Otherwise, wouldn’t his money be wasted?

Chen Yuehua frowned again and said: The governor is not a good person. Judging from his determination to win now, he may deal with other shortlists.

I asked again: If I choose a few young men with a small family background and background to be shortlisted, and if I don’t choose his son, what would you do if he said he would?

Chen Yuehua's eyes lit up again. What do you mean is to use his power to drive away the shortlisted? Then, he shook his head and said: But he is not the only one in charge of Jinling City. I'm afraid he dare not be too blatant, especially if he does this, he will not get any benefits.

I smiled and said: Then you need to have rich chips to make him crazy. At that time, it is probably not just him. Other losers will also attack those shortlisted people. Even if they can't get it, they can't watch others get it.

Chen Yuehua asked curiously: Then how can you make them crazy?

Haha, then you will be used, Miss Chen, I smiled and said, if you announce at this time, since you are brothers and sisters with Liu Mei'er, I decided to serve the same husband as you, hehe, don't need to say more

Chen Yuehua blushed and said coquettishly: You think it's so beautiful, I won't be fooled by you.

Hehe, aren't you two sisters and sisters so flirtatiously? Why can't you do it when the critical moment comes? I said excitedly

Remember, I'm just for Sister Liu, not because of you. Chen Yuehua lowered her head and whispered, then raised her head and said in a firm tone: I, Chen Yuehua, I will serve Liu Meier in this life and never regret it. If there is any violation, the sky will hit the lightning. I was shocked and said: Don't be so serious, I just let you talk to the outside, don't hit the lightning so exaggeratedly.

Chen Yuehua glared at me and said: Do you think I am like you and don’t keep my word? Since I agree, you must remember it. Don’t backfire, otherwise we will never let you go in your life.

It's so miserable. I was just letting her go out, but I didn't expect it to be fake and real.

Now the lifelong happiness of the two beauties is in my hands, it really makes me unable to bear the burden.

However, I don’t know which lucky person can marry them, that’s a rare blessing.

Hello, what are you thinking? Why is even saliva flowing out? Chen Yuehua asked, her face that was not yet blushed looked extremely beautiful

Me? I was thinking, when I met a son-in-law in the future, I must beat him hard to marry two talented women. This is all my credit. I said with a joke

Chen Yuehua didn't comment, but just said lightly: Is it true? I'm afraid you're disappointed, so let's do your business first.

I don't know what's going on, since she gave me such a title last time, I really like to call me that

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There is no way, a good man doesn't fight with a woman, a hero doesn't suffer any loss in front of him, one day I will let her change

Master, I have chosen five people. I will come here today to let you and the lady take a look. The next morning, I told the prefect

Speaking of it, I was still very nervous. If my plan was not successful, as long as a fish that escaped the net came here, I would think of it. I was a little chilling. The little witch-like willow eyebrows and the deep-scheming Chen Yuehua are not easy to deal with.

Now two of them are coming at once, I'd better run away quickly

Fortunately, no one came until noon, so the prefect couldn't wait, so he called a servant to inquire.

Soon, the man ran back and reported: Mr. Zhang fell into a puddle at the door of his house last night and was frightened and could not come. Mr. Li's old illness relapsed and went to Yihongyuan to seek treatment. Mr. Chen heard that his sister's mother's uncle's nephew died of illness and had already rushed over. Mr. Qian's Gou Wangcai fell ill and needed his care. Mr. Sun's family's Xiaoqiang died and is now filial.

Before the prefect could finish hearing it, he angrily said: Now, no one of the five people can come?

The servant stuttered: Yes, it should be right? I felt excited when I heard this. As expected, hehe, I don’t need to do it, so someone will help me cook.

I'm afraid those five people should have been warned and dare not come.

Zhao Wujing, what do you choose? Is this the result of your choice? The prefect got angry, and I obviously became an vent.