Youyou woke up and found that she was lying on the bed, with a pink roof decorated with tassels on her head, a quilt with a faint fragrance of flowers, and a soft and comfortable mattress under her body
Am I still alive?
It's impossible, Yuhu's sword is not a joke
Thinking of this, I gently lifted the quilt and found that I had changed into a soft silk robe and then pulled open the lantern. Not only did I not have the bandage I imagined on my chest, I didn’t even have a wound.
Am I dreaming?
Thinking of this, I pinched my arm hard
Wow, it hurts so much!
So, I'm not dreaming
Could it be that this is the legendary paradise?
Allah, you are so great, I admire you
I didn't expect that you are so generous and do not care about past grudges, so that I, an evil atheist, can enjoy your kindness
Liu Mei'er, I'm sorry, it seems that I can't help you with bribing Meng Po.
However, although this quilt in heaven is warm, it seems that something is missing
By the way, aren’t there any beauties?
Due to the obstruction of the screen, I couldn't see the scene outside the bed
But at this moment, a sweet female voice came from outside at the right time
Alas, why haven't you woke up yet? The sound is soft and pleasant, you can imagine the beauty of its owner
I am ecstatic, Allah, you are so thoughtful, I worship you
Immediately afterwards, another old voice sounded and he woke up after a while. Hey, why is there an old man talking?
Could it be that he is Allah?
I decided to get up now and thank you, and then take over that beauty
Imperial Doctor, didn’t you say it’s okay? But people have been in a coma for several hours. Huh?
Imperial Doctor?
Isn't he Allah?
But, is there a god of imperial physician?
Why haven't I heard of it?
Also, why does this beauty's voice sound more and more like Xiaoying? Has she come to heaven too?
The princess doesn't need to worry too much. This person is just hit hard in his chest, so just rest.
Hey, something seems to be wrong
Princess, Imperial Doctor, can I say that I am still alive?
How is that possible?
The sword in Yuhu is not made of paper. Even if it can't kill me, how could it be that there is no wound?
Do I have a fast healing function?
But, I clearly saw the assassin inserting his sword into his chest. Xiaoying said what I thought, and I couldn't help but nod my head, and my ears were erecting higher.
Haha, this kid is very lucky. There is a bronze mirror hidden on his chest, which just blocked it. Although the bronze mirror was broken, for some reason, the assassin stopped the sword. As a result, the kid did not even break the skin. It is really lucky. However, this bronze mirror seems to be of great value and is light and sturdy, as if it is the only thing for concubines in the palace. I wonder where he got it from?
Nonsense, of course I got it by holding my hands. I finally entered the palace and almost lost half my life. How can I not leave some souvenirs?
But I didn't expect that evil will be rewarded with good deeds, but I actually saved my life with this stolen goods.
It seems that good people don’t live long, and they will be ruined for thousands of years. It is really the ultimate truth of the ages.
Since he was not injured, why did he faint?
Oh, that's right, this reason is complicated by external wind evil, internal rheumatism, excessive fire, excessive scare, irregular menstruation, white
Talking about the key point--Xiaoying strengthened her tone
Oh, he might be scared
Ahem, this damn imperial doctor, I don't care about my image at all
Am I that timid?
I kept cursing in my heart, can't you make up a decent reason?
For example, I saw the princess being assassinated and had nothing to do with her, or was embarrassed and angry because of the incompetent guards, or I would feel uncomfortable for a few days every month, wanting to sleep until dawn, etc., it would be much better than the reason for fainting.
It's over. Now, in Xiaoying's mind, I don't know where my glorious image is going to be thrown away?
Okay, you go down first, I'll be here alone
When I heard Xiaoying's faint words, I couldn't tell what kind of emotions it contained. Are I disappointed or relieved?
Soon, the whole house fell into peace again
Since I haven't considered how to reshape my image yet, I decided to continue pretending to be unconscious and see what happened.
After a while, I heard a burst of footsteps and felt Xiaoying walking to the bed
Immediately afterwards, a soft and round object was pressed against the legs, but then there was no movement for a long time
I quietly opened a slit of my eyes, but I saw Xiaoying sitting on the edge of the bed, her innocent little face flushed, her hands tightly held her chest, and her eyes closed and took deep breaths.
Huh?
What is she doing?
Are you praying to me?
I was moved, this little princess was not saved in vain
When I felt that she should have been praying almost and decided to wake up at the right time, I found that Xiaoying slowly bent down.
Still closed my eyes, my face was filled with a cute blush, my little mouth trembled slightly, a sweet fragrance invaded, and a few soft hair brushed across my cheeks, making my already confused mind a little more confused
This seems to be a little wrong
Seeing Xiaoying's pretty face getting closer and closer to me, her long eyelashes trembled, and the blush on her face was so bright that it seemed like honey was dripping. My face became hotter and hotter, and my heartbeat began to accelerate uncontrollably.
No, I can't continue like this!
I coughed lightly and opened my eyes wide. Xiaoying jumped up in fear, her face flushed, and stood by the bed helplessly, and said stammeringly: Xiao, Brother Xiaocong, you, you are awake!
Where is the assassin? I asked in a hurry
It's really damn, I just remembered this question now
Since Xiaoying is fine, I am fine, then Yuhu may be fine.
Xiaoying said with her head down: No one was caught, she ran away
How about that white-clothed assassin? I wasn't injured, right? I finally breathed a sigh of relief and continued to ask
No, it is because his martial arts skills are too high, blocking the guards, and other assassins can escape Xiaocong. Don't worry, I will beg my father to search carefully, catch the person who injured you, and avenge you. Xiaoying raised her head, clenched her fists, and said firmly
Ahem, I have no problem, there is no need for this, if you really avenge me, I won't even have time to cry
I was relieved when I heard that Yuhu was fine
Looking back at the scene that was so shocking and enough to make me cut into pieces, I asked softly: Xiaoying, what happened just now?
Xiaoying blinked her eyes and said in confusion: Just now? Isn’t it?
I blushed and said: It was when I woke up, you
Xiaoying suddenly realized, lowered her head, played with the corner of her clothes, and said: Brother Xiaocong, have you forgotten the story of the sleeping servant I told me? The sleeping servant? I almost fainted. Have I told such a shameless story?
Why don't you remember it
Xiaoying said: Well, a beautiful princess was snatched away by a ferocious dragon, and then a brave and invincible servant took the prince to rescue the princess on the way. They encountered many dangers, and even the prince was snatched away by the evil dragon. But the servant was not afraid of difficulties and finally defeated the evil dragon and rescued the princess. In the end, he was exhausted and fainted on the ground. In order to save him, the princess kissed him, so he awakened the servants. The evil dragon was moved by the deep feelings between them and turned into a princess. After returning to the country to get married, the servants and the princess lived happily together. So, I saw that you were unconscious and still woke up, so I thought.
After hearing this, I was sweating profusely and had goose bumps all over my body
It seems that this story is really what I have told.
I didn't expect Xiaoying to take it seriously. It seems that I have committed a lot of guilt.
Just when I was regretting, I found that Xiaoying lowered her head and didn't speak, but the big tears fell down.
Xiaoying, what's wrong? Why are you crying? I asked strangely
Xiaoying threw herself into my arms with a wow sound and started crying
It's coming again, my head starts to hurt
I learned about this little princess' tear attack last time, but I didn't expect that I would come to remember the bitterness and sweetness again soon.
Xiaoying cried and choked and said: Brother Xiaocong, you are finally fine, do you know? At that time, I saw you using your body to block the assassin's sword. I was so scared that I was afraid that I would never see you again.
I could only pat Xiaoying on the shoulder with a bitter face and comforted me: Xiaoying, don’t cry anymore, don’t you think I’m fine now? I haven’t started a family and started a career yet. It depends on you. Why do you think I’m willing to leave like this?
Xiaoying left my shoulders and said shyly, wiping her tears: What does it have to do with you when you get married?
I smiled with shamelessness and said: Xiaoying, as a princess, you should have a lot of dowry. For the sake of my life to save you this time, can you consider giving me a little? I will buy land, buy land, and give betrothal gifts in the future.
You, don't think about it!
Consider it, because we have known each other for so long, let's be compatible
It was night, the moon was in the sky, and the night was as cool as water. I opened the window, looked at the bright moon, and began to think about what happened today
Why did Yuhu assassinate the princess?
What is her purpose at such a big risk?
If it succeeds, what consequences will this incident bring?
I thought about it and thought about it, but I still had no idea
Alas, I really don’t understand why she is for. When I first met, I killed a few people in the woods. Later, I was injured and flew away. So far, I am playing assassination. It’s more and more thrilling. I can’t help but sigh: Oh, Yuhu, when will you let me down?
Humph! I heard a cold snorting above my head, and I said in surprise: Who is? As he said that, he put his hand into his arms and took out the knife that Eunuch Hai gave me.
It is said that once you are bitten by a snake, you will be afraid of a well rope for ten years
I escaped from death several times today, and my heartstrings were so nervous that I almost broke down
I saw a white shadow gently falling in front of me. The expression on Qingli's face was shy or angry, and said coldly: I want you to care about my work?
Although my tone was cold, the enthusiasm that was inadvertently revealed in my eyes was something I could not ignore
I felt relieved, put away the knife, stared at the jade man and said in surprise: Yuhu, why are you here? Assassins are being caught everywhere. It is very dangerous for you to break in like this.
I almost killed you, don't you blame me? Yuhu lowered his head and said quietly
I know you are unintentional, otherwise, with your Yuhu heroine's skills, how could a small bronze mirror stop it? I quickly comforted and pleased me.
Seeing Yuhu's mouth squint again, I knew I was posing on the point, and continued to say: Actually, when I saw you crying for me, I was thinking, it would be worth it if I just died like this
Who shed tears for you? They were just blown by the wind. Yuhu stomped his feet and turned his back and said shyly
There is a door!
I was ecstatic, and the wish to return with a beautiful woman seemed to be no fantasy
I didn't get this sword in vain
Yuhu turned around, changed into a solemn expression and said: Mr. Zhao, you are so happy now that you are willing to save the princess. In a short time, will you have to be called the prince-consort?
I smiled bitterly and said: Yuhu, you misunderstood. Actually, there is nothing between me and her, I am just an ordinary friend. Hey, why do you hear this so familiar?
It was like a playboy who was caught by his girlfriend in bed and said it. It seemed that I said the same to the stinky girl from Mingyue this morning.
Do I really have the potential to be a bad man?
Nothing? My brother and sister screamed so intimately, but I still said nothing? Yuhu said disdainfully, but the sour smell in the tone made me smell it from afar
Needless to say, it must be Xiaoying's words, Brother Xiaocong, something bad
There is no way, I can only continue to explain: Yuhu, don’t get me wrong about this princess being just a poor little girl. Her marriage is actually destined to be destined to be treated as a gift by her father, either to appease the alien race or win over the minister, I, a small servant, how could it be possible?
Yuhu's face changed slightly, looking a little sad, I don't know what I thought of
For Xiaoying's safety and for the safety of Yuhu, I took the opportunity to persuade: Yuhu, why do you want to kill her? Taking such a big risk, how much effect can kill such a little girl do?
Humph, you don't have to meddle in other people's business this time, you will be lucky this time. If you want to be so hindered next time, you may not have good luck this time.
I was a little angry when someone pushed back with rudeness.
Turn your face aside and stop talking
Hello, are you really angry? After a while, Yuhu asked tentatively
I won't answer
She said again: Spicy, I'll be so angry when I say a few words. The assassination I've worked hard to make you mess up. Isn't it possible to say a few words of anger? OK, for your sincerity, I'll give you something, it's done by me.
What? I was delighted, looked at her eagerly, and quickly reached out my hands
How precious the things Yuhu gave me
Especially what she made with her own hands, would it be a token of love like a sachet?
Let me close my eyes and guess first, um, soft and smooth, what is this?
You are vulgar! When I heard Yuhu's shameless scolding, I opened my eyes and realized that I had been touching her jade hand just now.
I took the thing awkwardly, but I saw it was a pile of yellow paper, round shape, and a square hole was cut in the middle. How come I looked more and more like it.
I looked at Yuhu with inquiry, but there was a malicious smile on her face.
She said seriously: Oh, I thought you were doomed today, so I cut some paper money with my own hands to burn it for you, but I didn't expect you to live a good life, and even have the intention to have a flirt with some princess, so these paper money
Seeing my laughter and crying, Yuhu left with a silver bell-like laughter.
Early the next morning, I rushed to the shopkeeper
No matter what, I am also a servant of the Liu Mansion. This time, the nerd went to Beijing to take the exam, so I can't ignore it.
As soon as I entered the inner room, I saw the shopkeeper and the snail talking. The snail was very happy when he saw me and said: Five Classics, are you okay? I haven't seen you for so long, it looks good.
Of course it's very good. Apart from being assassinated occasionally, there's basically no problem.
As for the complexion, how can a man who is immersed in the big dye vat of love be bad?
As long as I don't let me see your baby sister, I promise that my complexion will get better and better every day.
By the way, where are you living? After I came, I couldn't find you and asked the shopkeeper. He didn't know that he just said that you have made a fortune now and may have gone away. The nerd said in confusion
Seeing the shopkeeper's smug look, I wish I could hold his feet on his face
Humph, isn’t it just that you don’t have the share of the spoils?
Is it necessary to be so mean to me?
I had to fight haha, get confused
What is the situation in the mansion now? The master and the lady are all fine, has the fortune transfer officer not caused trouble again? To be honest, the Liu Mansion is the first place I came to this world to live. People from all over the world treat me very well. Although there are some troubles from time to time, I do regard it as my home.
Dad is still the same, but Mei'er, if she doesn't poke a big hole in the sky, we should burn the incense. The nerd patted his forehead in annoyance and said
Haha, is the lady getting into trouble again? Looking at the nerd's headache, I can also think of such a trouble for trouble sister
Originally, this little girl was too rude. After being influenced by me and the little demon Bing Xin, now that she lacks the constraints of her father, she is probably even more lawless.
My father asked her to go to Yangzhou to avoid disaster, but she was better off, and she caused even more trouble. Oh, forget it, let's talk about this later
Although the nerd looked annoyed, he was not panicked on his face, and he was even a little proud. He was obviously proud of having such a sister.
It seems that it is not a big deal, I'll let it go
Five Classics, you came just in time today, Brother Chen asked me to go to the Zhuangyuan Building, where there was a gathering of tribute students in the same department. You went with me. The nerd said enthusiastically
It’s hard to refuse the kindness, so let me see these future elites in the Song Dynasty officialdom. This is of course a reason for face
As for the real reason, alas, before I completely broke up with the butler's old fox, I was still a servant of the Liu Mansion.
Can I not listen to the master’s instructions?
When I arrived at the Zhuangyuan Building, I saw that there were many students gathering upstairs.
Calling friends, it's so lively
As soon as the nerd got up, he was pulled over
But after listening to it for a long time, my mind became more and more dizzy
I really don't understand these scholars, and they can't speak well, and they have to involve a lot of people. The poem says, "I have to show how knowledgeable you are."
I quickly lost the interest in continuing to listen, and walked around and looked around boredly
At this time, I saw a middle-aged man in gorgeous clothes, with his eyes aiming between the scholars, looking anxious and eager to say a word but he was still restless
I couldn't help but feel curious. When I walked over, I found that he looked vulgar, and eight of his ten fingers were wearing gold rings, and the remaining two thumbs were wearing jade rings.
It's funny, this is the so-called nouveau riche
Seeing that he looked impatient, he must have encountered something difficult
Just so happen, before I trick Xiaoying's dowry, let's take action against him first.
I walked up and asked politely: Mr., I wonder what is difficult for you? Do you need help?
He glanced at me and said angrily: Go, I'm very difficult to deal with. What can you do as a servant?
Hum, dare to look down on me
I said seriously: The old man is just saying this, so-called "one person has a short plan, two people have a long plan." If you tell the problem, maybe you can help you learn more about it. It's better than if you are alone here.
He looked at it, sighed, and then said: Oh, my ancestors have been doing business for generations, and in my generation, I have a little wealth and only one daughter in my family. I am still a little bit, but this family is low-key, so I want to recruit a son-in-law who has a good fortune and will be a good son-in-law. I heard that the examination will be about to be a subject. As long as I pass the Jinshi exam, I can become an official, so I thought
I suddenly realized and said: So you want to come here to catch a rich man, but the exam has not yet begun. What are you anxious about?
He glared at me and said: What do you know? It will be too late to pass the exam. At that time, everyone was rushing to marry Jinshi. My family is not a big family, how could they compete? So I have to find it in advance.
I said in wonder: What if you find someone who fails the exam? Wouldn't you lose your wife and your army?
He held his sparse beards and said proudly: Of course, we can't have a marriage contract first, and we only stipulate that if we pass the exam, we can only work. This will be foolproof.
I couldn't help but slap high, it's really a great trick
He curled his lips and said: What's the matter? Many people are doing this. Didn't you even see the women in brothels start to wander around? They just want to find a poor scholar and contact each other well. If they can pass the Jinshi, they will have a home.
I asked: Then why are you not acting yet? Why are you constantly wandering around here?
He sighed: It's one thing, but doing it is another. Although I am always in shopping malls and can see these scholars in every way, it seems like they are much shorter, and they are very noble and turn a blind eye to me, a businessman.
I smiled and said: What's the difficulty? I'll help you
I glanced around, then pointed at a scholar and introduced to the boss: Did you see that scholar?
He nodded and said: Look at his clothes and only a pot of tea and a plate of peanuts on the table, you know that he is a pauper. If you can help him, signing a marriage contract should be no problem.
Then we muttered for a while, and after making up our minds, I sat in front of the scholar and said: I see that the young master is so arrogant and has an extraordinary appearance, I wonder if he has a family?
He sighed and said: If you have not achieved success, why do you have a family?
Humph, he is obviously a pauper and can't afford to marry his wife, but he still finds a big hat
I said: Alas, this is a bad saying for the saint: "Maintaining the family and governing the country and pacifying the world." It shows the importance of the family. The so-called "red sleeves add fragrance to study at night." Is such elegant things that those fools without a family can understand? What's more, marrying a wife, especially the daughter of a wealthy family, is equivalent to holding such a beautiful thing that both wealth and sex. I wonder if the young master is willing to do it?
Seeing the eager expression on his face, I continued to tempt: Now there is an excellent marriage. Look at the father-in-law beside me, look at his clothes, and then look at the ring on his hand. I tell you, this father-in-law has a wealthy family and only one daughter. I hope to marry the young master. When the time comes, you can not only marry a beautiful family, but also get such a wealth of wealth. Why not do it? As he said, I took a ingot of silver from the nouveau riche and put it on the table, and tempted: As long as you sign this marriage letter, the ingot of silver will belong to you.
He looked at the shiny silver and swallowed, but when he saw the ugly face of the nouveau riche, he had a cold war and said: Well, a gentleman is righteous and not profitable, I will not agree to it
I smiled and added another ingot. His eyes shone, but when he looked at the nouveau riche, he still said: A gentleman loves money, and he takes money with a good reputation. I don't want it.
What about now? I took another ingot of silver on the table
Looking at the three ingots of shining silver on the table, he could no longer hold on. His forehead was sweating, his eyes were straight, his face turned blue and white, and he was obviously in a fierce ideological struggle.
In the end, the charm of silver finally surpassed dignity. He said: A gentleman's word is as good as he can, will you really give me this silver?
Seeing the nouveau riche jumping up with the undried contract, I waved my hand and said: Don't waste time, continue to find the next one
What? Are you looking for it? He asked in surprise
Of course I said: What if that scholar fails to pass the exam? Would you ask your daughter to wait for another year? How can you be sure if you don’t find ten or eight?
He was stunned. After a long time, he stammered: This, this doesn't seem to be very good. What if more than one passes the exam, what should I do?
That's the best way, so that your daughter can choose carefully and compare the various stores
One daughter married two husbands, so the law of nature here is not tolerant, let alone these dozens of people
Who said you were going to marry a second husband? It was just a contract. Don’t worry, they would not make any statement. If they really became Jinshi, you would be grateful if you didn’t come to them and pray to God and Buddha. How could you still have the intention to sue you?
After a fierce ideological struggle, the nouveau riche finally agreed to what I did.
So, I glanced at a scholar again, walked over and said: I saw that the young master was so majestic and had an extraordinary appearance, but I wonder if he had a family?
Alas, so tired
In order to do this, I tried my best to do it well. Finally, the nouveau riche left with a smile with more than ten contracts.
It seems that I can't be so enthusiastic anymore. At first, I advised him to sign a few more, but later, he pulled me and insisted on finding a few more.
However, I still got a lot of benefits. He gave me a lot of money before leaving, and held my hand and said: Alas, in my heart, being my son-in-law is the best choice to be your young age, but you are capable of doing things and do not follow the rules. You will surely make a fortune in the future.
Haha, uncle, after seeing your appearance, how dare I miss your daughter?
However, this morning, I felt so proud when I saw the students who seemed unattainable who were defeated by my silver bullet attack.
No matter how high your heart is, you will be able to get into the hands of my tricky and weird servant
At this moment, a man sat in front of me and said reflexively: I see that the young master is so majestic and has extraordinary appearance, I don’t know
Before he finished speaking, he realized his mistake and hurriedly stopped. But the man said, "I wonder if I have a family?"
I was shocked and had a cold war. It was broken and I was discovered
I heard the man say: Hello, bewitching the scholar, doing so, do you know your guilt? Although the words are small, it is like a bolt from the blue, which makes my hands and feet numb and I almost fall down
You, who are you?
Am I still alive?
It's impossible, Yuhu's sword is not a joke
Thinking of this, I gently lifted the quilt and found that I had changed into a soft silk robe and then pulled open the lantern. Not only did I not have the bandage I imagined on my chest, I didn’t even have a wound.
Am I dreaming?
Thinking of this, I pinched my arm hard
Wow, it hurts so much!
So, I'm not dreaming
Could it be that this is the legendary paradise?
Allah, you are so great, I admire you
I didn't expect that you are so generous and do not care about past grudges, so that I, an evil atheist, can enjoy your kindness
Liu Mei'er, I'm sorry, it seems that I can't help you with bribing Meng Po.
However, although this quilt in heaven is warm, it seems that something is missing
By the way, aren’t there any beauties?
Due to the obstruction of the screen, I couldn't see the scene outside the bed
But at this moment, a sweet female voice came from outside at the right time
Alas, why haven't you woke up yet? The sound is soft and pleasant, you can imagine the beauty of its owner
I am ecstatic, Allah, you are so thoughtful, I worship you
Immediately afterwards, another old voice sounded and he woke up after a while. Hey, why is there an old man talking?
Could it be that he is Allah?
I decided to get up now and thank you, and then take over that beauty
Imperial Doctor, didn’t you say it’s okay? But people have been in a coma for several hours. Huh?
Imperial Doctor?
Isn't he Allah?
But, is there a god of imperial physician?
Why haven't I heard of it?
Also, why does this beauty's voice sound more and more like Xiaoying? Has she come to heaven too?
The princess doesn't need to worry too much. This person is just hit hard in his chest, so just rest.
Hey, something seems to be wrong
Princess, Imperial Doctor, can I say that I am still alive?
How is that possible?
The sword in Yuhu is not made of paper. Even if it can't kill me, how could it be that there is no wound?
Do I have a fast healing function?
But, I clearly saw the assassin inserting his sword into his chest. Xiaoying said what I thought, and I couldn't help but nod my head, and my ears were erecting higher.
Haha, this kid is very lucky. There is a bronze mirror hidden on his chest, which just blocked it. Although the bronze mirror was broken, for some reason, the assassin stopped the sword. As a result, the kid did not even break the skin. It is really lucky. However, this bronze mirror seems to be of great value and is light and sturdy, as if it is the only thing for concubines in the palace. I wonder where he got it from?
Nonsense, of course I got it by holding my hands. I finally entered the palace and almost lost half my life. How can I not leave some souvenirs?
But I didn't expect that evil will be rewarded with good deeds, but I actually saved my life with this stolen goods.
It seems that good people don’t live long, and they will be ruined for thousands of years. It is really the ultimate truth of the ages.
Since he was not injured, why did he faint?
Oh, that's right, this reason is complicated by external wind evil, internal rheumatism, excessive fire, excessive scare, irregular menstruation, white
Talking about the key point--Xiaoying strengthened her tone
Oh, he might be scared
Ahem, this damn imperial doctor, I don't care about my image at all
Am I that timid?
I kept cursing in my heart, can't you make up a decent reason?
For example, I saw the princess being assassinated and had nothing to do with her, or was embarrassed and angry because of the incompetent guards, or I would feel uncomfortable for a few days every month, wanting to sleep until dawn, etc., it would be much better than the reason for fainting.
It's over. Now, in Xiaoying's mind, I don't know where my glorious image is going to be thrown away?
Okay, you go down first, I'll be here alone
When I heard Xiaoying's faint words, I couldn't tell what kind of emotions it contained. Are I disappointed or relieved?
Soon, the whole house fell into peace again
Since I haven't considered how to reshape my image yet, I decided to continue pretending to be unconscious and see what happened.
After a while, I heard a burst of footsteps and felt Xiaoying walking to the bed
Immediately afterwards, a soft and round object was pressed against the legs, but then there was no movement for a long time
I quietly opened a slit of my eyes, but I saw Xiaoying sitting on the edge of the bed, her innocent little face flushed, her hands tightly held her chest, and her eyes closed and took deep breaths.
Huh?
What is she doing?
Are you praying to me?
I was moved, this little princess was not saved in vain
When I felt that she should have been praying almost and decided to wake up at the right time, I found that Xiaoying slowly bent down.
Still closed my eyes, my face was filled with a cute blush, my little mouth trembled slightly, a sweet fragrance invaded, and a few soft hair brushed across my cheeks, making my already confused mind a little more confused
This seems to be a little wrong
Seeing Xiaoying's pretty face getting closer and closer to me, her long eyelashes trembled, and the blush on her face was so bright that it seemed like honey was dripping. My face became hotter and hotter, and my heartbeat began to accelerate uncontrollably.
No, I can't continue like this!
I coughed lightly and opened my eyes wide. Xiaoying jumped up in fear, her face flushed, and stood by the bed helplessly, and said stammeringly: Xiao, Brother Xiaocong, you, you are awake!
Where is the assassin? I asked in a hurry
It's really damn, I just remembered this question now
Since Xiaoying is fine, I am fine, then Yuhu may be fine.
Xiaoying said with her head down: No one was caught, she ran away
How about that white-clothed assassin? I wasn't injured, right? I finally breathed a sigh of relief and continued to ask
No, it is because his martial arts skills are too high, blocking the guards, and other assassins can escape Xiaocong. Don't worry, I will beg my father to search carefully, catch the person who injured you, and avenge you. Xiaoying raised her head, clenched her fists, and said firmly
Ahem, I have no problem, there is no need for this, if you really avenge me, I won't even have time to cry
I was relieved when I heard that Yuhu was fine
Looking back at the scene that was so shocking and enough to make me cut into pieces, I asked softly: Xiaoying, what happened just now?
Xiaoying blinked her eyes and said in confusion: Just now? Isn’t it?
I blushed and said: It was when I woke up, you
Xiaoying suddenly realized, lowered her head, played with the corner of her clothes, and said: Brother Xiaocong, have you forgotten the story of the sleeping servant I told me? The sleeping servant? I almost fainted. Have I told such a shameless story?
Why don't you remember it
Xiaoying said: Well, a beautiful princess was snatched away by a ferocious dragon, and then a brave and invincible servant took the prince to rescue the princess on the way. They encountered many dangers, and even the prince was snatched away by the evil dragon. But the servant was not afraid of difficulties and finally defeated the evil dragon and rescued the princess. In the end, he was exhausted and fainted on the ground. In order to save him, the princess kissed him, so he awakened the servants. The evil dragon was moved by the deep feelings between them and turned into a princess. After returning to the country to get married, the servants and the princess lived happily together. So, I saw that you were unconscious and still woke up, so I thought.
After hearing this, I was sweating profusely and had goose bumps all over my body
It seems that this story is really what I have told.
I didn't expect Xiaoying to take it seriously. It seems that I have committed a lot of guilt.
Just when I was regretting, I found that Xiaoying lowered her head and didn't speak, but the big tears fell down.
Xiaoying, what's wrong? Why are you crying? I asked strangely
Xiaoying threw herself into my arms with a wow sound and started crying
It's coming again, my head starts to hurt
I learned about this little princess' tear attack last time, but I didn't expect that I would come to remember the bitterness and sweetness again soon.
Xiaoying cried and choked and said: Brother Xiaocong, you are finally fine, do you know? At that time, I saw you using your body to block the assassin's sword. I was so scared that I was afraid that I would never see you again.
I could only pat Xiaoying on the shoulder with a bitter face and comforted me: Xiaoying, don’t cry anymore, don’t you think I’m fine now? I haven’t started a family and started a career yet. It depends on you. Why do you think I’m willing to leave like this?
Xiaoying left my shoulders and said shyly, wiping her tears: What does it have to do with you when you get married?
I smiled with shamelessness and said: Xiaoying, as a princess, you should have a lot of dowry. For the sake of my life to save you this time, can you consider giving me a little? I will buy land, buy land, and give betrothal gifts in the future.
You, don't think about it!
Consider it, because we have known each other for so long, let's be compatible
It was night, the moon was in the sky, and the night was as cool as water. I opened the window, looked at the bright moon, and began to think about what happened today
Why did Yuhu assassinate the princess?
What is her purpose at such a big risk?
If it succeeds, what consequences will this incident bring?
I thought about it and thought about it, but I still had no idea
Alas, I really don’t understand why she is for. When I first met, I killed a few people in the woods. Later, I was injured and flew away. So far, I am playing assassination. It’s more and more thrilling. I can’t help but sigh: Oh, Yuhu, when will you let me down?
Humph! I heard a cold snorting above my head, and I said in surprise: Who is? As he said that, he put his hand into his arms and took out the knife that Eunuch Hai gave me.
It is said that once you are bitten by a snake, you will be afraid of a well rope for ten years
I escaped from death several times today, and my heartstrings were so nervous that I almost broke down
I saw a white shadow gently falling in front of me. The expression on Qingli's face was shy or angry, and said coldly: I want you to care about my work?
Although my tone was cold, the enthusiasm that was inadvertently revealed in my eyes was something I could not ignore
I felt relieved, put away the knife, stared at the jade man and said in surprise: Yuhu, why are you here? Assassins are being caught everywhere. It is very dangerous for you to break in like this.
I almost killed you, don't you blame me? Yuhu lowered his head and said quietly
I know you are unintentional, otherwise, with your Yuhu heroine's skills, how could a small bronze mirror stop it? I quickly comforted and pleased me.
Seeing Yuhu's mouth squint again, I knew I was posing on the point, and continued to say: Actually, when I saw you crying for me, I was thinking, it would be worth it if I just died like this
Who shed tears for you? They were just blown by the wind. Yuhu stomped his feet and turned his back and said shyly
There is a door!
I was ecstatic, and the wish to return with a beautiful woman seemed to be no fantasy
I didn't get this sword in vain
Yuhu turned around, changed into a solemn expression and said: Mr. Zhao, you are so happy now that you are willing to save the princess. In a short time, will you have to be called the prince-consort?
I smiled bitterly and said: Yuhu, you misunderstood. Actually, there is nothing between me and her, I am just an ordinary friend. Hey, why do you hear this so familiar?
It was like a playboy who was caught by his girlfriend in bed and said it. It seemed that I said the same to the stinky girl from Mingyue this morning.
Do I really have the potential to be a bad man?
Nothing? My brother and sister screamed so intimately, but I still said nothing? Yuhu said disdainfully, but the sour smell in the tone made me smell it from afar
Needless to say, it must be Xiaoying's words, Brother Xiaocong, something bad
There is no way, I can only continue to explain: Yuhu, don’t get me wrong about this princess being just a poor little girl. Her marriage is actually destined to be destined to be treated as a gift by her father, either to appease the alien race or win over the minister, I, a small servant, how could it be possible?
Yuhu's face changed slightly, looking a little sad, I don't know what I thought of
For Xiaoying's safety and for the safety of Yuhu, I took the opportunity to persuade: Yuhu, why do you want to kill her? Taking such a big risk, how much effect can kill such a little girl do?
Humph, you don't have to meddle in other people's business this time, you will be lucky this time. If you want to be so hindered next time, you may not have good luck this time.
I was a little angry when someone pushed back with rudeness.
Turn your face aside and stop talking
Hello, are you really angry? After a while, Yuhu asked tentatively
I won't answer
She said again: Spicy, I'll be so angry when I say a few words. The assassination I've worked hard to make you mess up. Isn't it possible to say a few words of anger? OK, for your sincerity, I'll give you something, it's done by me.
What? I was delighted, looked at her eagerly, and quickly reached out my hands
How precious the things Yuhu gave me
Especially what she made with her own hands, would it be a token of love like a sachet?
Let me close my eyes and guess first, um, soft and smooth, what is this?
You are vulgar! When I heard Yuhu's shameless scolding, I opened my eyes and realized that I had been touching her jade hand just now.
I took the thing awkwardly, but I saw it was a pile of yellow paper, round shape, and a square hole was cut in the middle. How come I looked more and more like it.
I looked at Yuhu with inquiry, but there was a malicious smile on her face.
She said seriously: Oh, I thought you were doomed today, so I cut some paper money with my own hands to burn it for you, but I didn't expect you to live a good life, and even have the intention to have a flirt with some princess, so these paper money
Seeing my laughter and crying, Yuhu left with a silver bell-like laughter.
Early the next morning, I rushed to the shopkeeper
No matter what, I am also a servant of the Liu Mansion. This time, the nerd went to Beijing to take the exam, so I can't ignore it.
As soon as I entered the inner room, I saw the shopkeeper and the snail talking. The snail was very happy when he saw me and said: Five Classics, are you okay? I haven't seen you for so long, it looks good.
Of course it's very good. Apart from being assassinated occasionally, there's basically no problem.
As for the complexion, how can a man who is immersed in the big dye vat of love be bad?
As long as I don't let me see your baby sister, I promise that my complexion will get better and better every day.
By the way, where are you living? After I came, I couldn't find you and asked the shopkeeper. He didn't know that he just said that you have made a fortune now and may have gone away. The nerd said in confusion
Seeing the shopkeeper's smug look, I wish I could hold his feet on his face
Humph, isn’t it just that you don’t have the share of the spoils?
Is it necessary to be so mean to me?
I had to fight haha, get confused
What is the situation in the mansion now? The master and the lady are all fine, has the fortune transfer officer not caused trouble again? To be honest, the Liu Mansion is the first place I came to this world to live. People from all over the world treat me very well. Although there are some troubles from time to time, I do regard it as my home.
Dad is still the same, but Mei'er, if she doesn't poke a big hole in the sky, we should burn the incense. The nerd patted his forehead in annoyance and said
Haha, is the lady getting into trouble again? Looking at the nerd's headache, I can also think of such a trouble for trouble sister
Originally, this little girl was too rude. After being influenced by me and the little demon Bing Xin, now that she lacks the constraints of her father, she is probably even more lawless.
My father asked her to go to Yangzhou to avoid disaster, but she was better off, and she caused even more trouble. Oh, forget it, let's talk about this later
Although the nerd looked annoyed, he was not panicked on his face, and he was even a little proud. He was obviously proud of having such a sister.
It seems that it is not a big deal, I'll let it go
Five Classics, you came just in time today, Brother Chen asked me to go to the Zhuangyuan Building, where there was a gathering of tribute students in the same department. You went with me. The nerd said enthusiastically
It’s hard to refuse the kindness, so let me see these future elites in the Song Dynasty officialdom. This is of course a reason for face
As for the real reason, alas, before I completely broke up with the butler's old fox, I was still a servant of the Liu Mansion.
Can I not listen to the master’s instructions?
When I arrived at the Zhuangyuan Building, I saw that there were many students gathering upstairs.
Calling friends, it's so lively
As soon as the nerd got up, he was pulled over
But after listening to it for a long time, my mind became more and more dizzy
I really don't understand these scholars, and they can't speak well, and they have to involve a lot of people. The poem says, "I have to show how knowledgeable you are."
I quickly lost the interest in continuing to listen, and walked around and looked around boredly
At this time, I saw a middle-aged man in gorgeous clothes, with his eyes aiming between the scholars, looking anxious and eager to say a word but he was still restless
I couldn't help but feel curious. When I walked over, I found that he looked vulgar, and eight of his ten fingers were wearing gold rings, and the remaining two thumbs were wearing jade rings.
It's funny, this is the so-called nouveau riche
Seeing that he looked impatient, he must have encountered something difficult
Just so happen, before I trick Xiaoying's dowry, let's take action against him first.
I walked up and asked politely: Mr., I wonder what is difficult for you? Do you need help?
He glanced at me and said angrily: Go, I'm very difficult to deal with. What can you do as a servant?
Hum, dare to look down on me
I said seriously: The old man is just saying this, so-called "one person has a short plan, two people have a long plan." If you tell the problem, maybe you can help you learn more about it. It's better than if you are alone here.
He looked at it, sighed, and then said: Oh, my ancestors have been doing business for generations, and in my generation, I have a little wealth and only one daughter in my family. I am still a little bit, but this family is low-key, so I want to recruit a son-in-law who has a good fortune and will be a good son-in-law. I heard that the examination will be about to be a subject. As long as I pass the Jinshi exam, I can become an official, so I thought
I suddenly realized and said: So you want to come here to catch a rich man, but the exam has not yet begun. What are you anxious about?
He glared at me and said: What do you know? It will be too late to pass the exam. At that time, everyone was rushing to marry Jinshi. My family is not a big family, how could they compete? So I have to find it in advance.
I said in wonder: What if you find someone who fails the exam? Wouldn't you lose your wife and your army?
He held his sparse beards and said proudly: Of course, we can't have a marriage contract first, and we only stipulate that if we pass the exam, we can only work. This will be foolproof.
I couldn't help but slap high, it's really a great trick
He curled his lips and said: What's the matter? Many people are doing this. Didn't you even see the women in brothels start to wander around? They just want to find a poor scholar and contact each other well. If they can pass the Jinshi, they will have a home.
I asked: Then why are you not acting yet? Why are you constantly wandering around here?
He sighed: It's one thing, but doing it is another. Although I am always in shopping malls and can see these scholars in every way, it seems like they are much shorter, and they are very noble and turn a blind eye to me, a businessman.
I smiled and said: What's the difficulty? I'll help you
I glanced around, then pointed at a scholar and introduced to the boss: Did you see that scholar?
He nodded and said: Look at his clothes and only a pot of tea and a plate of peanuts on the table, you know that he is a pauper. If you can help him, signing a marriage contract should be no problem.
Then we muttered for a while, and after making up our minds, I sat in front of the scholar and said: I see that the young master is so arrogant and has an extraordinary appearance, I wonder if he has a family?
He sighed and said: If you have not achieved success, why do you have a family?
Humph, he is obviously a pauper and can't afford to marry his wife, but he still finds a big hat
I said: Alas, this is a bad saying for the saint: "Maintaining the family and governing the country and pacifying the world." It shows the importance of the family. The so-called "red sleeves add fragrance to study at night." Is such elegant things that those fools without a family can understand? What's more, marrying a wife, especially the daughter of a wealthy family, is equivalent to holding such a beautiful thing that both wealth and sex. I wonder if the young master is willing to do it?
Seeing the eager expression on his face, I continued to tempt: Now there is an excellent marriage. Look at the father-in-law beside me, look at his clothes, and then look at the ring on his hand. I tell you, this father-in-law has a wealthy family and only one daughter. I hope to marry the young master. When the time comes, you can not only marry a beautiful family, but also get such a wealth of wealth. Why not do it? As he said, I took a ingot of silver from the nouveau riche and put it on the table, and tempted: As long as you sign this marriage letter, the ingot of silver will belong to you.
He looked at the shiny silver and swallowed, but when he saw the ugly face of the nouveau riche, he had a cold war and said: Well, a gentleman is righteous and not profitable, I will not agree to it
I smiled and added another ingot. His eyes shone, but when he looked at the nouveau riche, he still said: A gentleman loves money, and he takes money with a good reputation. I don't want it.
What about now? I took another ingot of silver on the table
Looking at the three ingots of shining silver on the table, he could no longer hold on. His forehead was sweating, his eyes were straight, his face turned blue and white, and he was obviously in a fierce ideological struggle.
In the end, the charm of silver finally surpassed dignity. He said: A gentleman's word is as good as he can, will you really give me this silver?
Seeing the nouveau riche jumping up with the undried contract, I waved my hand and said: Don't waste time, continue to find the next one
What? Are you looking for it? He asked in surprise
Of course I said: What if that scholar fails to pass the exam? Would you ask your daughter to wait for another year? How can you be sure if you don’t find ten or eight?
He was stunned. After a long time, he stammered: This, this doesn't seem to be very good. What if more than one passes the exam, what should I do?
That's the best way, so that your daughter can choose carefully and compare the various stores
One daughter married two husbands, so the law of nature here is not tolerant, let alone these dozens of people
Who said you were going to marry a second husband? It was just a contract. Don’t worry, they would not make any statement. If they really became Jinshi, you would be grateful if you didn’t come to them and pray to God and Buddha. How could you still have the intention to sue you?
After a fierce ideological struggle, the nouveau riche finally agreed to what I did.
So, I glanced at a scholar again, walked over and said: I saw that the young master was so majestic and had an extraordinary appearance, but I wonder if he had a family?
Alas, so tired
In order to do this, I tried my best to do it well. Finally, the nouveau riche left with a smile with more than ten contracts.
It seems that I can't be so enthusiastic anymore. At first, I advised him to sign a few more, but later, he pulled me and insisted on finding a few more.
However, I still got a lot of benefits. He gave me a lot of money before leaving, and held my hand and said: Alas, in my heart, being my son-in-law is the best choice to be your young age, but you are capable of doing things and do not follow the rules. You will surely make a fortune in the future.
Haha, uncle, after seeing your appearance, how dare I miss your daughter?
However, this morning, I felt so proud when I saw the students who seemed unattainable who were defeated by my silver bullet attack.
No matter how high your heart is, you will be able to get into the hands of my tricky and weird servant
At this moment, a man sat in front of me and said reflexively: I see that the young master is so majestic and has extraordinary appearance, I don’t know
Before he finished speaking, he realized his mistake and hurriedly stopped. But the man said, "I wonder if I have a family?"
I was shocked and had a cold war. It was broken and I was discovered
I heard the man say: Hello, bewitching the scholar, doing so, do you know your guilt? Although the words are small, it is like a bolt from the blue, which makes my hands and feet numb and I almost fall down
You, who are you?
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