Twist!... The harsh screams of the tractor sounded from a distance, and the dull carriage suddenly became jubilant. I pushed open the car door and jumped out of the car excitedly. As if I grabbed a life-saving straw, I ran towards the tractor: Friends, help, friends, help! I ran and shouted loudly, and at the same time, waving my thick arms: Friends, help, friends, help!
The two young people driving the tractor are fat and thin, tall and short, black and white, with only one thing in common, that is, they both have kind-eyed and elegant clothes, and they don't look like those little scoundrels on the roadside, and stutterers who block the road, with hideous faces and sluts.
The tall young man carries a thick cable in his hand, as if it is a cover for a restaurant. He tells people what kind of business they do. They wander around the jungle all day long, looking for cars trapped in the mud. After discussing the price, he helps the driver pull the car out. This is an extremely rare opportunity to make money.
Taking advantage of the great opportunity of the road destruction and unrepair, the local residents, the Eight Immortals cross the sea, showed their magical powers, and tried every means to make money from the unlucky drivers. Some used almost robbery methods in broad daylight to make unexpected money; while others blocked various intersections and intercepted vehicles and blackmailed them; while these two young farmers made money with their own tractors, in contrast, they made relatively clean money. They paid their labor and helped the driver solve their difficulties.
I quickly ran to the front of the tractor: Friend, help, our car is stuck in a mud pit
If you can pull it, you have to pay! The young man said calmly: We have seen you wandering around the forest a long time ago. Why didn’t you find someone to lead the way when you got off the road just now? Do you think you could transfer out of this forest?
I'll stop speaking
The tractor drove to the front of the car, and the tall young man jumped down and tied the car with a cable. The tractor roared, spraying strong blue smoke, and pulling the heavy car with all his strength like a tug of war.
The car drove out of the mud again
Friend, how can we get out of this forest? Tiedan asked while paying for it
The young man sincerely told Tiedan: Brother, go west from here and see a big temple walking along the brick wall of the big temple, and you can find the road!
My friend... But I was worried that the car might fall into the mud, so I advised two young people: Hello, my friend, I will give you more money, you will be responsible for dragging us all the way to the road
Brother, this is quite far from the road. We have to take advantage of the fact that it is not dark and we have to pull a few more cars in the forest and earn more money!
Tiedan fully agrees with my opinion: Yes, yes, friends, you can use a tractor to drag us all the way up the road, and get money together!
After our repeated and hard pleas, these two young people had to helplessly pull our car and drive towards the highway.
With the help of a tractor, the car suddenly seemed much more relaxed in the muddy jungle. We finally saw the hope of escaping from the jungle and felt a little better.
After the car drove for more than ten kilometers, a temple really appeared in front of me, lying alone in the wilderness. This place is indeed an excellent place for practice. It is far away from the hustle and bustle and is not harassed by the complex world. Although the car was a little desolate, the car drove towards the brick wall of the temple. Several young men rushed out of the shade of the tree with a look of evil expression, and waved to us fiercely: Don't leave, stop, stop!
What's the matter? Tiedan asked
What's the matter? A thin young man with a sharp chin blinking a pair of rat eyes shouted in an ugly duckling voice: This is our farmland, you can't go there without paying money!
Seeing this, the two young men driving the tractor jumped one by one, and greeted him with a smile on their faces: Forget it, they are so unlucky. They wandered around the forest for most of the day, and the car fell into the left once and the right once. It was so dark! Forget it, let them go!
No, it’s all so idle, my farmland will be scattered!
Brother, the tall young man took out a pack of cigarettes and handed them to his chin: If you don’t give them face, wouldn’t you give me some face? We all live in the same village. When tomorrow, I will buy each of you a box of good cigarettes. Isn’t that okay?
Humph, I took the cigarette slowly under the tip: Come on, for your sake, let it go!
Friend, the tall young man waved to me eagerly: Why don’t you leave quickly!
Hearing the shouts of the tall young man, I drove at full speed like a thief, and the car bypassed a few young men with cold faces and fled in panic
Ah Ula, long live...
The car finally drove onto the flat and wide highway, and the engine resumed normal operation, humming rhythmically and smoothly, moaning as if we were recovering from a serious illness. We seemed to have escaped from hell, breathing a deep sigh, and felt like we were reborn! Tiedan's face was a smile for the first time: This is fucking, oh... Because of his excessive excitement, he was a little incoherent: This is really not easy, I thought I could not get out today!
Yes! I turned the steering wheel happily: I thought, today, I had to spend the night in the woods!
Brother Li escaped from this ghost place, Tiedan excitedly suggested: We should congratulate you very much!
I agree I was the first to agree
You know how to drink! Miss Renhua pretended to be contemptuous and said to me: I don’t drink much, I’ll drink more!
Hello, brother, come down to have a meal!
The hotels on the roadside are next to each other, with ugly and poor-quality houses decorated like competitions, trying every means to try their best to wrap up the bad looks, but in the end, they were counterproductive, like an ugly woman wearing a flashy and cheap crown, and the bright red and bright guise was like a fat woman's big butt, twisting clumsyly and charmingly in the evening breeze
Standing in front of the shop were young women with rough skin, bloated waists, but thick makeup, shiny makeup. They waved their rigid and fat arms and frequently sent out autumn waves to the vehicles passing by: Come on, brother, come on!
Hehe, I just stopped the car, and a young woman jumped onto the pedal in a hurry, put her head into the cab, and her black face covered with pink was almost pressed onto my cheek: Big brother, let's have a meal!
Of course, you have to eat, but, Miss, you go down first, why should I open the car door! I frowned and shouted at the young woman
The young woman held the car door with her hands: Brother, come on, our restaurant has all kinds of dishes! Come on, our restaurant has a large dish size and a cheap price. You are satisfied with the package!
Is there any meat or vegetables? I asked lustfully, while a pair of erotic eyes staring at the charming woman with malicious intentions
The woman smiled at me in a vain way: Brother, there are meat and vegetables, of course there are meat and vegetables, so how can there be rice and no meat and vegetables!
Hehe, are there any meat?
Yes, there are all kinds of meat!
Hehe, is there anyone meat?
Yes... When the woman heard this, she hugged my neck: Big brother, isn't this? Isn't this human flesh? Big brother, do you want to eat it?
hey-hey……
whee……
Everyone jumped out of the car one by one
In the restaurant, there were six or seven young women sitting side by side. They were all deliberately dressed up. However, they were very regrettable and were inappropriate. When I saw it, I couldn't laugh or cry. They kept chirping like hens, and sometimes they frequently yelled at the diners who were eating.
Everyone wants to eat something, please order food! The boss lady came to our dining table. I took the recipe she handed over and looked at her quietly. I found her sad face. I pretended to look at the recipe, and I secretly looked around the canteen. With years of experience in wandering around the society, I felt that the air in this restaurant was somewhat strange.
Drink, fuck...
A loud and stinging sound came from beside me. I looked in the sound and there was a group of young people in the inner room drinking in great pleasure. Several escort ladies were entangled by them and screaming. A fat man who was already seventy-six-six-six-something drunk, shouting with a lewd look: Come on, lady, drink, drink, let's fuck him five hundred times later!...
Hehe, oh, brother, don’t pinch me, oh, it hurts so much!
Another thin and lame young man yelled impolitely at the boss lady here: Fuck, stinky girl, hurry up and mix us some cold dishes!
The boss lady with an unhappy face heard this and walked into the kitchen reluctantly. The lame young man immediately followed her with a smile and slipped into the kitchen.
Oh, what are you doing? Ah, don’t mess around! Oh, the boss’s hoarse shouts and the lustful laughter of the lame young man were soon heard in the kitchen: Oh... , hehe...
When the boss lady came to our dining table again, she was already dressed and her hair was scattered. I ordered a few stir-fry dishes. She sighed and returned to the kitchen and told the little chef to cook for us.
Brother Li, Tiedan asked me: What wine should I drink?
No, I waved my hand and said: No drink...
Why? Tiedan looked at me in confusion
I replied word by word: Tiedan, based on my feelings, I think we have gone to the wrong place. The situation in this restaurant is not right! Tiedan, after a while, the dishes come, we must finish our meal, fill our stomachs as quickly as possible, and then leave quickly!...
Before he finished speaking, the door of the hotel was knocked open heavily, and a disgusting young man hurried into the inner room: Oh, brother, it's not good. The waiter had a quarrel with someone while playing billiards in the billiards room just now, and stabbed him with one knife. Now he has been arrested by the police station. Let's find a way to pick him out!
Ah, the drunk fat man heard this and immediately put down his glass of wine and pushed the escort lady in his arms: Brother, waiter is very good at me. Today I have a big deal, so we can't ignore it. Come on, everyone gathers funds, raises money, and gets him out!
This group of people who were still talking nonsense like a vast sky more than ten minutes ago. At this moment, when I heard about money
The words suddenly looked like eggplant made from frost, all of which were hanging down their red and swollen heads, and the room suddenly became terrible silent.
What's the matter? When bragging, one of them is two. When it's really open, they are all fucking dumb! Seeing the people on the table, no one is willing to raise funds and pay for them. The fat man couldn't help but curse, and his spits were flying all over his mouth
A few young men with scoundrels at the dining table muttered timidly: Brother, I really don’t have money!
I didn't have the money to come here to drink some dick wine!
……
Let's go quickly! I put down my chopsticks, stood up, and urged Tiedan beside me: Tiedan, hurry up, stop eating, open the way!
Brother Li, Xiao Shitou reluctantly put down the chopsticks in his hand and slowly walked out of the hotel reluctantly: Brother Li, he hasn't eaten yet!
Xiao Shitou, we can't eat this meal anymore. Haven't you seen that guys with red eyes can't raise money, maybe they have to get it on our heads! When I got into the cab, I explained to everyone that everyone had no words. Obviously they were not full. I don't understand why I threw down the table of food and hurried on the road.
In order to ease the dull atmosphere, I quipped at the girl Renhua behind me in the little mirror: Princess Renhua, can you really drink? It's really amazing!
Humph, Brother Li, what is this little wine! Miss Renhua said disapprovingly: Brother Li, you will know when you arrive in Inner Mongolia. You may not have seen it before.
How did you drink it! What new tricks do you have! I asked
Humph, Miss Renhua picked up the hot water cup: In Inner Mongolia, there is a rule for drinking. For guests who come to our Inner Mongolia, before eating, each person will pick up the wine glass and pour it into their mouths, but they cannot swallow it. This is the case (Miss Renhua learns to rinse your mouth), just like rinsing your mouth after brushing your teeth, and rinsing your mouth with alcohol before drinking!
Wow, it’s so awesome, I exclaimed: I can’t practice this, how spicy it is!
In our Inner Mongolia, there are many experts in drinking. Miss Renhua said proudly: Compared with experts, our alcohol tolerance is nothing. Brother Li, my cousin is very good at drinking. Not only does he drink too much, he doesn’t eat vegetables when drinking, he just needs to find a partner. The father of the partner can also drink. Once, he brags in front of his father-in-law: Dad, I don’t have to eat vegetables when I drink, save money. Yesterday, I drank eight taels of wine alone and only ate ten peanuts and rice.
Awesome, it really saves money!
Brother Li, Miss Renhua asked me mysteriously: Guess, how did his father-in-law respond to him?
His father-in-law, just eat five pills! I replied casually
No, Brother Li, you didn't guess right! Miss Renhua shook her head, took out a salted duck egg, and gently peeled it off: Brother Li, his father-in-law smiled at my cousin, took out a salted duck egg from the cupboard, and shook it in front of her son-in-law: Boy, don't you see, it's just this salted duck egg. I've been drinking it for half a month, and until now, I haven't poked the egg yolk!
Hahaha! The story of Miss Renhua immediately attracted a burst of laughter
Hahaha!
……
The two young people driving the tractor are fat and thin, tall and short, black and white, with only one thing in common, that is, they both have kind-eyed and elegant clothes, and they don't look like those little scoundrels on the roadside, and stutterers who block the road, with hideous faces and sluts.
The tall young man carries a thick cable in his hand, as if it is a cover for a restaurant. He tells people what kind of business they do. They wander around the jungle all day long, looking for cars trapped in the mud. After discussing the price, he helps the driver pull the car out. This is an extremely rare opportunity to make money.
Taking advantage of the great opportunity of the road destruction and unrepair, the local residents, the Eight Immortals cross the sea, showed their magical powers, and tried every means to make money from the unlucky drivers. Some used almost robbery methods in broad daylight to make unexpected money; while others blocked various intersections and intercepted vehicles and blackmailed them; while these two young farmers made money with their own tractors, in contrast, they made relatively clean money. They paid their labor and helped the driver solve their difficulties.
I quickly ran to the front of the tractor: Friend, help, our car is stuck in a mud pit
If you can pull it, you have to pay! The young man said calmly: We have seen you wandering around the forest a long time ago. Why didn’t you find someone to lead the way when you got off the road just now? Do you think you could transfer out of this forest?
I'll stop speaking
The tractor drove to the front of the car, and the tall young man jumped down and tied the car with a cable. The tractor roared, spraying strong blue smoke, and pulling the heavy car with all his strength like a tug of war.
The car drove out of the mud again
Friend, how can we get out of this forest? Tiedan asked while paying for it
The young man sincerely told Tiedan: Brother, go west from here and see a big temple walking along the brick wall of the big temple, and you can find the road!
My friend... But I was worried that the car might fall into the mud, so I advised two young people: Hello, my friend, I will give you more money, you will be responsible for dragging us all the way to the road
Brother, this is quite far from the road. We have to take advantage of the fact that it is not dark and we have to pull a few more cars in the forest and earn more money!
Tiedan fully agrees with my opinion: Yes, yes, friends, you can use a tractor to drag us all the way up the road, and get money together!
After our repeated and hard pleas, these two young people had to helplessly pull our car and drive towards the highway.
With the help of a tractor, the car suddenly seemed much more relaxed in the muddy jungle. We finally saw the hope of escaping from the jungle and felt a little better.
After the car drove for more than ten kilometers, a temple really appeared in front of me, lying alone in the wilderness. This place is indeed an excellent place for practice. It is far away from the hustle and bustle and is not harassed by the complex world. Although the car was a little desolate, the car drove towards the brick wall of the temple. Several young men rushed out of the shade of the tree with a look of evil expression, and waved to us fiercely: Don't leave, stop, stop!
What's the matter? Tiedan asked
What's the matter? A thin young man with a sharp chin blinking a pair of rat eyes shouted in an ugly duckling voice: This is our farmland, you can't go there without paying money!
Seeing this, the two young men driving the tractor jumped one by one, and greeted him with a smile on their faces: Forget it, they are so unlucky. They wandered around the forest for most of the day, and the car fell into the left once and the right once. It was so dark! Forget it, let them go!
No, it’s all so idle, my farmland will be scattered!
Brother, the tall young man took out a pack of cigarettes and handed them to his chin: If you don’t give them face, wouldn’t you give me some face? We all live in the same village. When tomorrow, I will buy each of you a box of good cigarettes. Isn’t that okay?
Humph, I took the cigarette slowly under the tip: Come on, for your sake, let it go!
Friend, the tall young man waved to me eagerly: Why don’t you leave quickly!
Hearing the shouts of the tall young man, I drove at full speed like a thief, and the car bypassed a few young men with cold faces and fled in panic
Ah Ula, long live...
The car finally drove onto the flat and wide highway, and the engine resumed normal operation, humming rhythmically and smoothly, moaning as if we were recovering from a serious illness. We seemed to have escaped from hell, breathing a deep sigh, and felt like we were reborn! Tiedan's face was a smile for the first time: This is fucking, oh... Because of his excessive excitement, he was a little incoherent: This is really not easy, I thought I could not get out today!
Yes! I turned the steering wheel happily: I thought, today, I had to spend the night in the woods!
Brother Li escaped from this ghost place, Tiedan excitedly suggested: We should congratulate you very much!
I agree I was the first to agree
You know how to drink! Miss Renhua pretended to be contemptuous and said to me: I don’t drink much, I’ll drink more!
Hello, brother, come down to have a meal!
The hotels on the roadside are next to each other, with ugly and poor-quality houses decorated like competitions, trying every means to try their best to wrap up the bad looks, but in the end, they were counterproductive, like an ugly woman wearing a flashy and cheap crown, and the bright red and bright guise was like a fat woman's big butt, twisting clumsyly and charmingly in the evening breeze
Standing in front of the shop were young women with rough skin, bloated waists, but thick makeup, shiny makeup. They waved their rigid and fat arms and frequently sent out autumn waves to the vehicles passing by: Come on, brother, come on!
Hehe, I just stopped the car, and a young woman jumped onto the pedal in a hurry, put her head into the cab, and her black face covered with pink was almost pressed onto my cheek: Big brother, let's have a meal!
Of course, you have to eat, but, Miss, you go down first, why should I open the car door! I frowned and shouted at the young woman
The young woman held the car door with her hands: Brother, come on, our restaurant has all kinds of dishes! Come on, our restaurant has a large dish size and a cheap price. You are satisfied with the package!
Is there any meat or vegetables? I asked lustfully, while a pair of erotic eyes staring at the charming woman with malicious intentions
The woman smiled at me in a vain way: Brother, there are meat and vegetables, of course there are meat and vegetables, so how can there be rice and no meat and vegetables!
Hehe, are there any meat?
Yes, there are all kinds of meat!
Hehe, is there anyone meat?
Yes... When the woman heard this, she hugged my neck: Big brother, isn't this? Isn't this human flesh? Big brother, do you want to eat it?
hey-hey……
whee……
Everyone jumped out of the car one by one
In the restaurant, there were six or seven young women sitting side by side. They were all deliberately dressed up. However, they were very regrettable and were inappropriate. When I saw it, I couldn't laugh or cry. They kept chirping like hens, and sometimes they frequently yelled at the diners who were eating.
Everyone wants to eat something, please order food! The boss lady came to our dining table. I took the recipe she handed over and looked at her quietly. I found her sad face. I pretended to look at the recipe, and I secretly looked around the canteen. With years of experience in wandering around the society, I felt that the air in this restaurant was somewhat strange.
Drink, fuck...
A loud and stinging sound came from beside me. I looked in the sound and there was a group of young people in the inner room drinking in great pleasure. Several escort ladies were entangled by them and screaming. A fat man who was already seventy-six-six-six-something drunk, shouting with a lewd look: Come on, lady, drink, drink, let's fuck him five hundred times later!...
Hehe, oh, brother, don’t pinch me, oh, it hurts so much!
Another thin and lame young man yelled impolitely at the boss lady here: Fuck, stinky girl, hurry up and mix us some cold dishes!
The boss lady with an unhappy face heard this and walked into the kitchen reluctantly. The lame young man immediately followed her with a smile and slipped into the kitchen.
Oh, what are you doing? Ah, don’t mess around! Oh, the boss’s hoarse shouts and the lustful laughter of the lame young man were soon heard in the kitchen: Oh... , hehe...
When the boss lady came to our dining table again, she was already dressed and her hair was scattered. I ordered a few stir-fry dishes. She sighed and returned to the kitchen and told the little chef to cook for us.
Brother Li, Tiedan asked me: What wine should I drink?
No, I waved my hand and said: No drink...
Why? Tiedan looked at me in confusion
I replied word by word: Tiedan, based on my feelings, I think we have gone to the wrong place. The situation in this restaurant is not right! Tiedan, after a while, the dishes come, we must finish our meal, fill our stomachs as quickly as possible, and then leave quickly!...
Before he finished speaking, the door of the hotel was knocked open heavily, and a disgusting young man hurried into the inner room: Oh, brother, it's not good. The waiter had a quarrel with someone while playing billiards in the billiards room just now, and stabbed him with one knife. Now he has been arrested by the police station. Let's find a way to pick him out!
Ah, the drunk fat man heard this and immediately put down his glass of wine and pushed the escort lady in his arms: Brother, waiter is very good at me. Today I have a big deal, so we can't ignore it. Come on, everyone gathers funds, raises money, and gets him out!
This group of people who were still talking nonsense like a vast sky more than ten minutes ago. At this moment, when I heard about money
The words suddenly looked like eggplant made from frost, all of which were hanging down their red and swollen heads, and the room suddenly became terrible silent.
What's the matter? When bragging, one of them is two. When it's really open, they are all fucking dumb! Seeing the people on the table, no one is willing to raise funds and pay for them. The fat man couldn't help but curse, and his spits were flying all over his mouth
A few young men with scoundrels at the dining table muttered timidly: Brother, I really don’t have money!
I didn't have the money to come here to drink some dick wine!
……
Let's go quickly! I put down my chopsticks, stood up, and urged Tiedan beside me: Tiedan, hurry up, stop eating, open the way!
Brother Li, Xiao Shitou reluctantly put down the chopsticks in his hand and slowly walked out of the hotel reluctantly: Brother Li, he hasn't eaten yet!
Xiao Shitou, we can't eat this meal anymore. Haven't you seen that guys with red eyes can't raise money, maybe they have to get it on our heads! When I got into the cab, I explained to everyone that everyone had no words. Obviously they were not full. I don't understand why I threw down the table of food and hurried on the road.
In order to ease the dull atmosphere, I quipped at the girl Renhua behind me in the little mirror: Princess Renhua, can you really drink? It's really amazing!
Humph, Brother Li, what is this little wine! Miss Renhua said disapprovingly: Brother Li, you will know when you arrive in Inner Mongolia. You may not have seen it before.
How did you drink it! What new tricks do you have! I asked
Humph, Miss Renhua picked up the hot water cup: In Inner Mongolia, there is a rule for drinking. For guests who come to our Inner Mongolia, before eating, each person will pick up the wine glass and pour it into their mouths, but they cannot swallow it. This is the case (Miss Renhua learns to rinse your mouth), just like rinsing your mouth after brushing your teeth, and rinsing your mouth with alcohol before drinking!
Wow, it’s so awesome, I exclaimed: I can’t practice this, how spicy it is!
In our Inner Mongolia, there are many experts in drinking. Miss Renhua said proudly: Compared with experts, our alcohol tolerance is nothing. Brother Li, my cousin is very good at drinking. Not only does he drink too much, he doesn’t eat vegetables when drinking, he just needs to find a partner. The father of the partner can also drink. Once, he brags in front of his father-in-law: Dad, I don’t have to eat vegetables when I drink, save money. Yesterday, I drank eight taels of wine alone and only ate ten peanuts and rice.
Awesome, it really saves money!
Brother Li, Miss Renhua asked me mysteriously: Guess, how did his father-in-law respond to him?
His father-in-law, just eat five pills! I replied casually
No, Brother Li, you didn't guess right! Miss Renhua shook her head, took out a salted duck egg, and gently peeled it off: Brother Li, his father-in-law smiled at my cousin, took out a salted duck egg from the cupboard, and shook it in front of her son-in-law: Boy, don't you see, it's just this salted duck egg. I've been drinking it for half a month, and until now, I haven't poked the egg yolk!
Hahaha! The story of Miss Renhua immediately attracted a burst of laughter
Hahaha!
……
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