The sound of horse hooves rolled, and the gravel and gravel on the ground jumped one after another
On the official road, Beigong Boyu put his longbow on his hand and turned his longbow to a roe deer. The arrow hung with the sound of wind and whimpered, and the scream was like a ghost crying. An arrow shot into the deer's eyes, instantly hitting the deer and rolling a few times and then unable to get up again.
Beigong Boyu's horse team continued to move forward. He just leaned over and pulled the roe deer onto the horse and continued to go to the north.
Taipingdao General Hall, Zhang Jiao: What Beigong Boyu left? What happened quickly?
The messenger who welcomed Beigong Boyu told me in the original form how he welcomed Beigong Boyu, and how he saw someone fighting in the Zhang Mansion and Beigong Boyu's guess about my appearance.
Zhang Liang: Alas, everyone says that Beigong Boyu is a hero and still is a cowardly guy
Zhang Bao: Alas, the third brother cannot be bad
Zhang Liang: Humph, the Huns, shouldn’t we invite them to come in the past and think that this is the early years of the Han Dynasty? Now the Huns are just dogs with broken spines, are I still afraid that they will not succeed?
Zhang Jiao shouted: Enough, are you still dare to speak loudly in front of all the kings?
Zhang Liang was speechless by his brother for a moment, so he turned his attention to Wuhuan King Tae Dun.
Wang Wuhuan laughed and said: "The great wise and good teachers don't have to worry about it. What the general of the king (Zhang Liang) said is not bad. If Maodun Shanyu is alive, who will not rest in the world? It's a pity that the hero has returned to the loess, and the children and grandchildren have already ruined the foundation of the old Shanyu." Besides, the total population of the Southern Xiongnu is less than 100,000, and most of them are the family background of the elderly, weak women and children. If the Han Dynasty is serious, hehe, there is no need for the emperor of the Han Dynasty to send one soldier and one soldier. Just the three kings led by me can beat them to the Southern Xiongnu so that I dare not make a rebellious decision. I have a good relationship with you and the general of the king. Therefore, although the elders of our clan mostly oppose me to send troops to attack the Han Dynasty, you can give it to me. As long as Beigong Boyu dares to stretch out a finger to your territory, I can chop off that finger.
Zhang Jiao: Alas, I have to worry about the things outside the pass.
Tadun is just a title of king enthroned by the Han Dynasty, not Shanyu
The Shanyu was the legitimate ruler of a country
This final statement from Zhang Jiao is undoubtedly to say that once he succeeds in his great cause, he will immediately recognize the status of the King of the Desert North.
How could Tadun, who pressed the treasure on the three Zhang brothers, not be extremely excited?
After all, it is an indisputable fact that Taiping Tao believers are everywhere in the world. Once the great cause of Taiping Tao is achieved in five years.
Tadun was already excited to rub his hands when he thought of this
Luoyang City, Cao Teng was siping tea, Cao Song was pinching his old father's already stiff legs
Cao Teng: Jugao (Cao Song's name) Ah, a eunuch like me, is it really a blessing to have you as a son in my previous life. Look at my old brothers in the past, but now, they are all powerful? They are still waiting for death at home, and there is no one to serve me, a blind eunuch. I am content to be able to squeeze my legs like this with you.
Cao Song looked at the corners of his father's eyes and quickly wiped his tears with his sleeves. Then he picked up a clean towel and wiped Cao Teng's face while saying: Dad, don't say that, Ji Gao was born in a small family. He was about to starve to death and was adopted by his father to have the status of being ranked third in the world. Dad should not say this again.
Cao Teng: Alas, I don’t want to say these sad words. Ah His Majesty Song'er has been out of date. How many years can those of us who grew up with His Majesty live? It’s not a loss to have a son who is ranked third in my life.
(In history, Emperor Huan was already sick at this time. Guanghe was originally the reign of Emperor Ling.) As Cao Teng said, a trace of vitality appeared on his originally pale and dark face.
But that vitality seems to be like a meteor in the night sky, passing by in the blink of an eye
The room was still silent, Cao Song was just waiting for his father to continue talking, but Cao Teng seemed a little tired and had no intention of continuing to speak.
Cao Song: Then my father, my son has surrendered
Cao Teng: Wait, I heard that Ah Man (Cao Cao’s nickname) doesn’t like the marriage I decided on him, right?
Cao Song hurriedly said: Where did my father say this? Ah... Ah... Ah...
Cao Teng is a person who has been playing with others for the rest of his life, looks at others for the rest of his life, and gives others the last of his life
Cao Song is a person who can't lie. How could he hide his tricks from his father
Cao Teng coughed for a while and then asked: Do you know why Your Majesty asked you to be the Grand Marshal?
Cao Song: It depends on my father
Cao Teng: Whoever farts the world regards His Majesty as the foolish monarch. Are you also doing this?
Cao Song hurriedly knelt down and repeatedly claimed: "Don't dare, I don't dare."
Cao Teng continued: Humph, I'm another self-righteous guy. I tell you that I took care of you. Your Majesty is talented and learned from ancient times and the present. He asked you to be the Grand Marshal not because of me, but because of yourself.
Cao Song looked at his father incredibly. His eyes were full of excitement, so excited that he almost trembled with excitement in the end.
He was too incredible, too incredible
What you have learned for so many years is not futile. You are the one you are not everyone thinks, and you become the third prince because of your father.
But because of myself
Cao Teng smiled bitterly and then said: If I tell the truth, you may hate me, but if you treat me like this, I will hide it from you, but Your Majesty uses you, but your Majesty uses Su Quan because he has money...
Your Majesty used you because of your stupid words to stimulate Cao Song, and it really stimulated Cao Song.
Cao Song is a good official, he is also an official who is eager to prove himself.
When the whole world thought that he could only take up the position of Taiwei by relying on his father, he silently endured all the ridicule, because he firmly believed that one day he could prove himself, so he was diligent, diligent, and hardworking and resentful.
But in the end, his value is stupid
Cao Teng laughed and said: You are very dissatisfied, right? This is fate. This is stupid.
stupidWhat does it mean to be a commoner? It is a fool of all people and all kinds of people. They are stupid, but they can't even eat. You are stupid, but you are the Grand Marshal of one of the three masters. Do you know why? It's your stupidity that your majesty has seen, and this is what Your Majesty needs. So you are the fool of the world with the best life in the world. The money of the Su family is exactly what we need. The current emperor is wise and magical. If the year of the sky, the Han Dynasty will definitely be more prosperous than Emperor Guangwu. You can do good things. What is the most taboo thing to do? It's just to give up halfway and not just say anything else.Gathering the troops of the world to enrich the north and south guards is a great thing, but if the two guards have not achieved strength, then it will be a big mess. The soldiers of the world have just gathered in the capital and the place is empty. If there is a rebel? Alas, the foundation of this great man will not be protected, and the end will be a situation of heroes competing for the last few days. I asked the imperial physician, and the imperial physician told me that the imperial male has been in a deeper pulse in the past two days. Therefore, the matter of the Su family must be kept. Not to mention that the other party is also a family of the three princes. Even if the other party is an ugly woman and a prostitute, we must carry a sedan chair to marry her back.
Cao Song: Father, but the child heard that the girl from the Su family was beautiful, but she was a fierce tiger. She loved to drive strong bows and rode a horse and drank strong wine. There were few generals in Hebei. Her opponent, Ah Man, was weak, and I was afraid...
Cao Teng: Bah, there is no such knowledge that Duke Huan of Qi can still marry Zhong Lichun, which will establish the century-old hegemony of Qi. If Ah Man can't even fool a woman, our Cao family will sooner or later be a piece of meat on the chopping board.
Cao Song: This...but I heard that she and a powerful local son are not clear about it. They are childhood sweethearts. My son is afraid that Ah Meng will not accept it.
Cao Teng: Humph, you like the beauty in the world. He also likes the beauty in the world who could have married and had children. The beauty in the past, who was later, Queen Wang, and the later Queen Mother, gave birth to Emperor Wu (Emperor Wu of Han). Is your son more trouble than the emperor? You have just heard some wild news. Besides, I am not afraid of her having something ugly, and I am afraid of her having nothing ugly. Only when she has something ugly, we should treat her well, and she will fight for our Cao family. You just listened to some wild news. I have a portrait of her. Take it to see this little look, even I, a eunuch, have a mess in my heart. Let's take it.
Cao Song took my portrait and looked carefully under the lamp and couldn't help but sucked in a cold breath, saying: Oh, he's really a beauty...
Cao Teng: Don’t have so many things. Even if she gets married and steals someone, you have to turn a blind eye. Then you have to say that you have served men in the palace for your father all your life. But you have seen countless women. As long as you have the means, why worry about women stealing people? If a man is incompetent, a chaste and strong woman will become like a slut and see things comprehensively. Do you understand?
Grandfather, I understand that I will go to Jicheng to pick up my wife tomorrow
As soon as he finished speaking, Cao Cao walked in with a proud look on his face.
He took the portrait handed to him by his father and took a look, and then he said proudly: Oh, he is still a beauty, and he has a brave grandfather, he is really a beauty who has chosen a good look.
Cao Teng couldn't help but smiled with satisfaction when he saw Cao Cao's reaction, and looked at Cao Song with a look of regret, and then continued to say to Cao Cao: Beauty is a beauty, but I heard that she is not very careful.
Cao Cao was happy when he heard this, and he smiled and said to him: Grandfather, I don’t like the nodding insect. She likes to start a fierce horse. I also like to ride a fierce horse. I like to ride a fierce horse. I like the unruly and the sense of accomplishment of taming a fierce horse. Otherwise, riding a humble horse is not as comfortable as riding a cow and donkey.
When Cao Teng heard this, he nodded and said: Well, it’s a man, a family is a eunuch. You are also the descendants of eunuchs. Is there anyone more shameless than our family? It’s just that your father has been a three-month man, and he is precious and knows how to cherish his reputation. I don’t care. I know that you need the daughter of the Su family. With her, you can keep the Cao family.
Cao Cao: Grandfather, is it true that you said the world is about to be in chaos?
Cao Teng smiled bitterly and nodded and said: It's Ah, if Your Majesty can't survive this level, the world will be in chaos.
Cao Cao hurriedly said: Then can't he assist the new king in building a prosperous era?
Cao Teng: Alas, it’s not easy to talk about the fact that Your Majesty has only one prince, and the prince’s body is weaker and will it be hard to say whether he will walk ahead of Your Majesty. The prince only has two grandsons. The eldest grandson is older but indecisive. The second grandson is too young but smart. It will take at least twenty years for me to get on the right track and return to the road of ten thousand years.
When Cao Cao heard this, he took it and said: Then I will protect the Han Dynasty for two twenty years.
Cao Teng: What about forty years later?
Cao Cao: Forty years later, I will have descendants of my Cao family and replace them
After hearing this, Cao Teng laughed loudly, and Cao Cao also laughed in agreement.
Since then, Cao Cao has never rebelled against the great man for his 66 years of life.
The Han Dynasty was also in the hands of the treacherous hero Cao Cao
Cao Cao was twenty-six years old at that time (records of official history record at this time) He was completely complete
Many years later, Cao Cao said to everyone: If I die, I don’t know how many people in the world will become kings and domineering.
I was there at that time. Although he had already given birth to a beautiful hair at that time, I never doubted what he said.
Cao Cao put on a blue Shu brocade cloak and shouted: Where are the generals?
Hearing Cao Cao's summons, Cao Ren, Cao Hong, Xiahou Yuan, Xiahou En and other generals led their soldiers together.
Cao Cao waved his hand and set off with a target of Jicheng!
With the order to set off, Cao Cao first jumped onto the war horse and then, and countless war horses jumped up like arrows as urging and shouting from the knights.
The huge roar of the war horses woke everyone up from the Cao family
They all poked their heads out of the window. Among the people were the 10-year-old Cao Cao's eldest son Cao Ang, and Cao Pi, who was only two years old.
Their biological mother was Bian, and in the original history, their mother should have become Cao Cao's wife two years later.
But because of my appearance, they find it difficult to get rid of their status as a concubine's son now and in the future.
(The ancients generally did not take concubines before getting married, but if a woman who had a engagement was too young, men would usually take concubines in advance, and Cao Cao and I were in this case)
Cao Ang: My father is so majestic, we will become like my father in the future
Cao Pi: I don’t want it. Look at my father who makes my mother cry again. I will become a person who won’t let her cry.
Cao Ang: Second brother, please be careful. My father is going to take his wife back home. After he returns to the house, the son of his father and his wife will be the master we follow throughout our lives. You and I must remember it. You must know that a real man can not be appointed or flattered, but you cannot be without loyal and righteous second brother.
Cao Pi: I don’t want any wife to go home and I wish she could die outside, so that my mother won’t have to be afraid of that wife.
Cao Ang: Second brother, you are a child who can only talk and it is not difficult for you. If you offend me again, I will definitely arrest you to see your grandfather.
Bian looked at the backs of his two sons, wiping tears while muttering viciously: Cao Jili, Cao Aman, (Cao Cao alias) You are so cruel. I curse you and that bitch named Su will die.
In the Su Mansion of Jicheng, my nose felt sore. Ahn sneezes a big
I murmured to myself: It's strange, why do you sneeze for no reason... Zhang Hutou quickly said, are you thinking of me?
Zhang Hutou: Hehe, it's so effective. I'm thinking about asking you to give me a baby, or a bunch of babies
Me: Go to yours, it's your fault that you should start soon
At this time, we passed the lingering that had just been in the bathtub, and had already set up the first thing I brought to this era on the huge bathtub. Monopoly
The Monopoly is a Taiwanese game, but Monopoly chess appeared in the United States decades before the emergence of electronic games.
In fact, this kind of game is very simple, it is a game of buying a house and buying land. Most of the grids in each grid on the board can be purchased there.
No money is charged when passing through your own location, but no fee is charged when passing through other locations.
Game chess comes with game coins, and houses
People need to determine the number of steps to move by shaking the dice
But I am a woman from the 21st century after all. I am familiar with Monopoly’s game, whether it is game chess or electronic games, so I added a skill card to the game chess.
For example, when using the turtle card, you can draw a turtle on the other person's face.
For example, if you use the note card for other players, you can stick a note on the other party’s face.
The last and most extreme is the card that best suits this era and regional characteristics. The Huns invasion card. Once used, this card can destroy all houses, and of course its own houses.
It is the best recipe for dragging people into the water, harming others and not benefiting oneself
Finally, I also turned the dice into the favorite casting of everyone in the Han Dynasty.
This game of throwing a bamboo stick into a curve and is mainly used to shoot a bamboo stick into a hukou
So I arranged the hu marked with different numbers in sequence, with one as the last six as the farthest
The game has entered my complete advantage stage
I've put my little flag on almost all of my available lots
Zhang Hutou didn't have a single flag
In fact, the reason why I can lead at such a large scale is actually inseparable from my calculations.
I designed the chessboard to have 366 grids. Whenever the multiples of six and six, I set up some areas where I cannot buy a house, such as prop shop Ah, prison Ah, and twelve steps back by a dog. I also happened to Zhang Hu's head looking smart and actually stupid. He only knew the farthest one.
I almost doubt the IQ of this fool, although whoever completes the three laps first wins this chess
But it is very serious that you have no consequences in a house, and it is easy to go bankrupt early due to various deductions.
This fool's low IQ can fool me into my first time in this world. Do I want to fail like this?
God Ah, let this fool have a big explosion in character and win me. After all, my man is so stupid, but it doesn't have any benefits to me.
Zhang Fei suddenly shouted: Haha, I finally didn’t get bitten by a dog this time. It’s a prop store. I must buy a kiss card. Let me kiss your little mouth below.
I shouted: Zhang Hutou, you are a pervert, where is that kind of card you can pay for it quickly, draw the card
Zhang Hutou said angrily: Ah? I didn't kiss her and got bored.
I saw him still staring at my breasts lustfully, and I couldn't help but subconsciously covering my chest and said: Zhang Hutou, don't come over, Ah, I promised to play games and have fun, you tease me like this, but it's boring, hurry up, pay for it, draw cards
Zhang Hutou saw that I seemed to be angry, so he said: Oh, okay, but remember to add a blowjob card next time, and it will be exciting to have a kiss card and a love card.
Me: Tell, everyone is as perverted as you, please draw cards
Zhang Hutou, pulled out a card weakly
He glanced at the card helplessly, and then he looked at it incredibly. Finally, he actually counted the number of my small flags in excitement. He said excitedly: Haha, it's great, it's great. This card is much more interesting than a blowjob card
I said incredibly: Hello, Zhang Hutou, Zhang Hutou, you are not crazy, I almost won Ah, what card did you draw, you are so fussy
Zhang Hutou said proudly: Madam, I will give you a chance to call me "Good Husband" and ask me to touch your breasts. I promise you not to use this card
I looked at Zhang Hu's head smugly, and I felt so disgusting.
Me: Look at your appearance that you have never seen before. I don’t want this opportunity to come here, let me see
When Zhang Hutou heard this, he hurriedly covered the card, looking like he was swearing to death.
I smiled and said: Hehe, Zhang Hutou, you won’t be so lucky to draw that white card that has no effect at all, hahaha, I just pretended to be a god and scared me
Zhang Hutou: Then... Xue Ning, I want to tell you, if I let you see it, then you have to regret it again, but I will get it done again
I looked at him incredibly and said: Zhang Hutou, aren't you crazy? My red flag is everywhere. You still ask me to beg for mercy from you? Haha, it's okay to show me what card is, so that you can have this kind of confidence.
Zhang Hu's head lit up the card, I was shocked
It's actually the Huns invasion card
Zhang Hutou, you bitch
Just when I was in a daze because I saw this card, Zhang Hutou had already counted my red flag.
Zhang Hutou: Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred...wow, you actually have one hundred and fifty red flags Ah. It seems that if I don’t use this card, I can’t buy Ah because there are not 150 houses behind me. Or, I will use it.
My God, do you want this mean, a bastard?
I throw these little red flags every time. I have tried my best to put them in. You dare to kill me and ruin you.
Although I was so cruel in my heart, I still didn't want to show off my chessboard.
So I leaned over and said with a smile: Good husband, you are the most handsome, look at me just a little girl, it’s not easy to earn a red flag. So let me go
Zhang Hutou picked up the shelf, buckled his ears and said: Oh, madam, what did you say? I didn't hear me just now.
Bitch, bitch, bitch!
Ah…I want to kill him
Me: Well, it’s okay, my husband, this time I’m going to say slowly that you have to listen carefully. I want to ask you to let him go
As I said that, I put his big hands on my chest
Zhang Hutou hesitated for a moment, then said: Oh...
Oh, what does it mean
Do you want to agree?
Zhang Hutou: Oh...no
My sister, I'm going to kill him
I'm going to kill him
I continued: Please, let others just do this, don’t use that ultimate move, but your wife, don’t be too harsh to destroy the flowers
Zhang Hutou: Hehehe, I want to have sex
Three loud slaps sounded, Zhang Hu covered his red left face and looked at me crying without tears.
I took the card with a wicked smile and said: Hehe, my husband gave you three times, no matter how much you were, you are really considerate, have you seen that I want to beat you? Thank you, husband,
On the other end, in a mountain village a hundred miles outside Jicheng, Zhang Yàn'er, the leader of the Black Mountain bandit, is receiving a guest with a yellow turban.
The guest said: If you lead the sisters from Heishan to our Taiping Road, our great wise mentors, you will be rewarded. In addition, you will be promoted to the third level. You will be the female marshal who will lead the world in the future.
When Zhang Yàn'er heard this, she shook the pheasant silk behind her head (similar to the two long red feathers in all the paintings of Lu Bu) and laughed: Your great wise and good teacher has always been unable to get up early. I wonder what instructions do you have to send you here this time?
Messenger: Miss Yàn'er teased my great wise mentor just let you do a small thing
On the official road, Beigong Boyu put his longbow on his hand and turned his longbow to a roe deer. The arrow hung with the sound of wind and whimpered, and the scream was like a ghost crying. An arrow shot into the deer's eyes, instantly hitting the deer and rolling a few times and then unable to get up again.
Beigong Boyu's horse team continued to move forward. He just leaned over and pulled the roe deer onto the horse and continued to go to the north.
Taipingdao General Hall, Zhang Jiao: What Beigong Boyu left? What happened quickly?
The messenger who welcomed Beigong Boyu told me in the original form how he welcomed Beigong Boyu, and how he saw someone fighting in the Zhang Mansion and Beigong Boyu's guess about my appearance.
Zhang Liang: Alas, everyone says that Beigong Boyu is a hero and still is a cowardly guy
Zhang Bao: Alas, the third brother cannot be bad
Zhang Liang: Humph, the Huns, shouldn’t we invite them to come in the past and think that this is the early years of the Han Dynasty? Now the Huns are just dogs with broken spines, are I still afraid that they will not succeed?
Zhang Jiao shouted: Enough, are you still dare to speak loudly in front of all the kings?
Zhang Liang was speechless by his brother for a moment, so he turned his attention to Wuhuan King Tae Dun.
Wang Wuhuan laughed and said: "The great wise and good teachers don't have to worry about it. What the general of the king (Zhang Liang) said is not bad. If Maodun Shanyu is alive, who will not rest in the world? It's a pity that the hero has returned to the loess, and the children and grandchildren have already ruined the foundation of the old Shanyu." Besides, the total population of the Southern Xiongnu is less than 100,000, and most of them are the family background of the elderly, weak women and children. If the Han Dynasty is serious, hehe, there is no need for the emperor of the Han Dynasty to send one soldier and one soldier. Just the three kings led by me can beat them to the Southern Xiongnu so that I dare not make a rebellious decision. I have a good relationship with you and the general of the king. Therefore, although the elders of our clan mostly oppose me to send troops to attack the Han Dynasty, you can give it to me. As long as Beigong Boyu dares to stretch out a finger to your territory, I can chop off that finger.
Zhang Jiao: Alas, I have to worry about the things outside the pass.
Tadun is just a title of king enthroned by the Han Dynasty, not Shanyu
The Shanyu was the legitimate ruler of a country
This final statement from Zhang Jiao is undoubtedly to say that once he succeeds in his great cause, he will immediately recognize the status of the King of the Desert North.
How could Tadun, who pressed the treasure on the three Zhang brothers, not be extremely excited?
After all, it is an indisputable fact that Taiping Tao believers are everywhere in the world. Once the great cause of Taiping Tao is achieved in five years.
Tadun was already excited to rub his hands when he thought of this
Luoyang City, Cao Teng was siping tea, Cao Song was pinching his old father's already stiff legs
Cao Teng: Jugao (Cao Song's name) Ah, a eunuch like me, is it really a blessing to have you as a son in my previous life. Look at my old brothers in the past, but now, they are all powerful? They are still waiting for death at home, and there is no one to serve me, a blind eunuch. I am content to be able to squeeze my legs like this with you.
Cao Song looked at the corners of his father's eyes and quickly wiped his tears with his sleeves. Then he picked up a clean towel and wiped Cao Teng's face while saying: Dad, don't say that, Ji Gao was born in a small family. He was about to starve to death and was adopted by his father to have the status of being ranked third in the world. Dad should not say this again.
Cao Teng: Alas, I don’t want to say these sad words. Ah His Majesty Song'er has been out of date. How many years can those of us who grew up with His Majesty live? It’s not a loss to have a son who is ranked third in my life.
(In history, Emperor Huan was already sick at this time. Guanghe was originally the reign of Emperor Ling.) As Cao Teng said, a trace of vitality appeared on his originally pale and dark face.
But that vitality seems to be like a meteor in the night sky, passing by in the blink of an eye
The room was still silent, Cao Song was just waiting for his father to continue talking, but Cao Teng seemed a little tired and had no intention of continuing to speak.
Cao Song: Then my father, my son has surrendered
Cao Teng: Wait, I heard that Ah Man (Cao Cao’s nickname) doesn’t like the marriage I decided on him, right?
Cao Song hurriedly said: Where did my father say this? Ah... Ah... Ah...
Cao Teng is a person who has been playing with others for the rest of his life, looks at others for the rest of his life, and gives others the last of his life
Cao Song is a person who can't lie. How could he hide his tricks from his father
Cao Teng coughed for a while and then asked: Do you know why Your Majesty asked you to be the Grand Marshal?
Cao Song: It depends on my father
Cao Teng: Whoever farts the world regards His Majesty as the foolish monarch. Are you also doing this?
Cao Song hurriedly knelt down and repeatedly claimed: "Don't dare, I don't dare."
Cao Teng continued: Humph, I'm another self-righteous guy. I tell you that I took care of you. Your Majesty is talented and learned from ancient times and the present. He asked you to be the Grand Marshal not because of me, but because of yourself.
Cao Song looked at his father incredibly. His eyes were full of excitement, so excited that he almost trembled with excitement in the end.
He was too incredible, too incredible
What you have learned for so many years is not futile. You are the one you are not everyone thinks, and you become the third prince because of your father.
But because of myself
Cao Teng smiled bitterly and then said: If I tell the truth, you may hate me, but if you treat me like this, I will hide it from you, but Your Majesty uses you, but your Majesty uses Su Quan because he has money...
Your Majesty used you because of your stupid words to stimulate Cao Song, and it really stimulated Cao Song.
Cao Song is a good official, he is also an official who is eager to prove himself.
When the whole world thought that he could only take up the position of Taiwei by relying on his father, he silently endured all the ridicule, because he firmly believed that one day he could prove himself, so he was diligent, diligent, and hardworking and resentful.
But in the end, his value is stupid
Cao Teng laughed and said: You are very dissatisfied, right? This is fate. This is stupid.
stupidWhat does it mean to be a commoner? It is a fool of all people and all kinds of people. They are stupid, but they can't even eat. You are stupid, but you are the Grand Marshal of one of the three masters. Do you know why? It's your stupidity that your majesty has seen, and this is what Your Majesty needs. So you are the fool of the world with the best life in the world. The money of the Su family is exactly what we need. The current emperor is wise and magical. If the year of the sky, the Han Dynasty will definitely be more prosperous than Emperor Guangwu. You can do good things. What is the most taboo thing to do? It's just to give up halfway and not just say anything else.Gathering the troops of the world to enrich the north and south guards is a great thing, but if the two guards have not achieved strength, then it will be a big mess. The soldiers of the world have just gathered in the capital and the place is empty. If there is a rebel? Alas, the foundation of this great man will not be protected, and the end will be a situation of heroes competing for the last few days. I asked the imperial physician, and the imperial physician told me that the imperial male has been in a deeper pulse in the past two days. Therefore, the matter of the Su family must be kept. Not to mention that the other party is also a family of the three princes. Even if the other party is an ugly woman and a prostitute, we must carry a sedan chair to marry her back.
Cao Song: Father, but the child heard that the girl from the Su family was beautiful, but she was a fierce tiger. She loved to drive strong bows and rode a horse and drank strong wine. There were few generals in Hebei. Her opponent, Ah Man, was weak, and I was afraid...
Cao Teng: Bah, there is no such knowledge that Duke Huan of Qi can still marry Zhong Lichun, which will establish the century-old hegemony of Qi. If Ah Man can't even fool a woman, our Cao family will sooner or later be a piece of meat on the chopping board.
Cao Song: This...but I heard that she and a powerful local son are not clear about it. They are childhood sweethearts. My son is afraid that Ah Meng will not accept it.
Cao Teng: Humph, you like the beauty in the world. He also likes the beauty in the world who could have married and had children. The beauty in the past, who was later, Queen Wang, and the later Queen Mother, gave birth to Emperor Wu (Emperor Wu of Han). Is your son more trouble than the emperor? You have just heard some wild news. Besides, I am not afraid of her having something ugly, and I am afraid of her having nothing ugly. Only when she has something ugly, we should treat her well, and she will fight for our Cao family. You just listened to some wild news. I have a portrait of her. Take it to see this little look, even I, a eunuch, have a mess in my heart. Let's take it.
Cao Song took my portrait and looked carefully under the lamp and couldn't help but sucked in a cold breath, saying: Oh, he's really a beauty...
Cao Teng: Don’t have so many things. Even if she gets married and steals someone, you have to turn a blind eye. Then you have to say that you have served men in the palace for your father all your life. But you have seen countless women. As long as you have the means, why worry about women stealing people? If a man is incompetent, a chaste and strong woman will become like a slut and see things comprehensively. Do you understand?
Grandfather, I understand that I will go to Jicheng to pick up my wife tomorrow
As soon as he finished speaking, Cao Cao walked in with a proud look on his face.
He took the portrait handed to him by his father and took a look, and then he said proudly: Oh, he is still a beauty, and he has a brave grandfather, he is really a beauty who has chosen a good look.
Cao Teng couldn't help but smiled with satisfaction when he saw Cao Cao's reaction, and looked at Cao Song with a look of regret, and then continued to say to Cao Cao: Beauty is a beauty, but I heard that she is not very careful.
Cao Cao was happy when he heard this, and he smiled and said to him: Grandfather, I don’t like the nodding insect. She likes to start a fierce horse. I also like to ride a fierce horse. I like to ride a fierce horse. I like the unruly and the sense of accomplishment of taming a fierce horse. Otherwise, riding a humble horse is not as comfortable as riding a cow and donkey.
When Cao Teng heard this, he nodded and said: Well, it’s a man, a family is a eunuch. You are also the descendants of eunuchs. Is there anyone more shameless than our family? It’s just that your father has been a three-month man, and he is precious and knows how to cherish his reputation. I don’t care. I know that you need the daughter of the Su family. With her, you can keep the Cao family.
Cao Cao: Grandfather, is it true that you said the world is about to be in chaos?
Cao Teng smiled bitterly and nodded and said: It's Ah, if Your Majesty can't survive this level, the world will be in chaos.
Cao Cao hurriedly said: Then can't he assist the new king in building a prosperous era?
Cao Teng: Alas, it’s not easy to talk about the fact that Your Majesty has only one prince, and the prince’s body is weaker and will it be hard to say whether he will walk ahead of Your Majesty. The prince only has two grandsons. The eldest grandson is older but indecisive. The second grandson is too young but smart. It will take at least twenty years for me to get on the right track and return to the road of ten thousand years.
When Cao Cao heard this, he took it and said: Then I will protect the Han Dynasty for two twenty years.
Cao Teng: What about forty years later?
Cao Cao: Forty years later, I will have descendants of my Cao family and replace them
After hearing this, Cao Teng laughed loudly, and Cao Cao also laughed in agreement.
Since then, Cao Cao has never rebelled against the great man for his 66 years of life.
The Han Dynasty was also in the hands of the treacherous hero Cao Cao
Cao Cao was twenty-six years old at that time (records of official history record at this time) He was completely complete
Many years later, Cao Cao said to everyone: If I die, I don’t know how many people in the world will become kings and domineering.
I was there at that time. Although he had already given birth to a beautiful hair at that time, I never doubted what he said.
Cao Cao put on a blue Shu brocade cloak and shouted: Where are the generals?
Hearing Cao Cao's summons, Cao Ren, Cao Hong, Xiahou Yuan, Xiahou En and other generals led their soldiers together.
Cao Cao waved his hand and set off with a target of Jicheng!
With the order to set off, Cao Cao first jumped onto the war horse and then, and countless war horses jumped up like arrows as urging and shouting from the knights.
The huge roar of the war horses woke everyone up from the Cao family
They all poked their heads out of the window. Among the people were the 10-year-old Cao Cao's eldest son Cao Ang, and Cao Pi, who was only two years old.
Their biological mother was Bian, and in the original history, their mother should have become Cao Cao's wife two years later.
But because of my appearance, they find it difficult to get rid of their status as a concubine's son now and in the future.
(The ancients generally did not take concubines before getting married, but if a woman who had a engagement was too young, men would usually take concubines in advance, and Cao Cao and I were in this case)
Cao Ang: My father is so majestic, we will become like my father in the future
Cao Pi: I don’t want it. Look at my father who makes my mother cry again. I will become a person who won’t let her cry.
Cao Ang: Second brother, please be careful. My father is going to take his wife back home. After he returns to the house, the son of his father and his wife will be the master we follow throughout our lives. You and I must remember it. You must know that a real man can not be appointed or flattered, but you cannot be without loyal and righteous second brother.
Cao Pi: I don’t want any wife to go home and I wish she could die outside, so that my mother won’t have to be afraid of that wife.
Cao Ang: Second brother, you are a child who can only talk and it is not difficult for you. If you offend me again, I will definitely arrest you to see your grandfather.
Bian looked at the backs of his two sons, wiping tears while muttering viciously: Cao Jili, Cao Aman, (Cao Cao alias) You are so cruel. I curse you and that bitch named Su will die.
In the Su Mansion of Jicheng, my nose felt sore. Ahn sneezes a big
I murmured to myself: It's strange, why do you sneeze for no reason... Zhang Hutou quickly said, are you thinking of me?
Zhang Hutou: Hehe, it's so effective. I'm thinking about asking you to give me a baby, or a bunch of babies
Me: Go to yours, it's your fault that you should start soon
At this time, we passed the lingering that had just been in the bathtub, and had already set up the first thing I brought to this era on the huge bathtub. Monopoly
The Monopoly is a Taiwanese game, but Monopoly chess appeared in the United States decades before the emergence of electronic games.
In fact, this kind of game is very simple, it is a game of buying a house and buying land. Most of the grids in each grid on the board can be purchased there.
No money is charged when passing through your own location, but no fee is charged when passing through other locations.
Game chess comes with game coins, and houses
People need to determine the number of steps to move by shaking the dice
But I am a woman from the 21st century after all. I am familiar with Monopoly’s game, whether it is game chess or electronic games, so I added a skill card to the game chess.
For example, when using the turtle card, you can draw a turtle on the other person's face.
For example, if you use the note card for other players, you can stick a note on the other party’s face.
The last and most extreme is the card that best suits this era and regional characteristics. The Huns invasion card. Once used, this card can destroy all houses, and of course its own houses.
It is the best recipe for dragging people into the water, harming others and not benefiting oneself
Finally, I also turned the dice into the favorite casting of everyone in the Han Dynasty.
This game of throwing a bamboo stick into a curve and is mainly used to shoot a bamboo stick into a hukou
So I arranged the hu marked with different numbers in sequence, with one as the last six as the farthest
The game has entered my complete advantage stage
I've put my little flag on almost all of my available lots
Zhang Hutou didn't have a single flag
In fact, the reason why I can lead at such a large scale is actually inseparable from my calculations.
I designed the chessboard to have 366 grids. Whenever the multiples of six and six, I set up some areas where I cannot buy a house, such as prop shop Ah, prison Ah, and twelve steps back by a dog. I also happened to Zhang Hu's head looking smart and actually stupid. He only knew the farthest one.
I almost doubt the IQ of this fool, although whoever completes the three laps first wins this chess
But it is very serious that you have no consequences in a house, and it is easy to go bankrupt early due to various deductions.
This fool's low IQ can fool me into my first time in this world. Do I want to fail like this?
God Ah, let this fool have a big explosion in character and win me. After all, my man is so stupid, but it doesn't have any benefits to me.
Zhang Fei suddenly shouted: Haha, I finally didn’t get bitten by a dog this time. It’s a prop store. I must buy a kiss card. Let me kiss your little mouth below.
I shouted: Zhang Hutou, you are a pervert, where is that kind of card you can pay for it quickly, draw the card
Zhang Hutou said angrily: Ah? I didn't kiss her and got bored.
I saw him still staring at my breasts lustfully, and I couldn't help but subconsciously covering my chest and said: Zhang Hutou, don't come over, Ah, I promised to play games and have fun, you tease me like this, but it's boring, hurry up, pay for it, draw cards
Zhang Hutou saw that I seemed to be angry, so he said: Oh, okay, but remember to add a blowjob card next time, and it will be exciting to have a kiss card and a love card.
Me: Tell, everyone is as perverted as you, please draw cards
Zhang Hutou, pulled out a card weakly
He glanced at the card helplessly, and then he looked at it incredibly. Finally, he actually counted the number of my small flags in excitement. He said excitedly: Haha, it's great, it's great. This card is much more interesting than a blowjob card
I said incredibly: Hello, Zhang Hutou, Zhang Hutou, you are not crazy, I almost won Ah, what card did you draw, you are so fussy
Zhang Hutou said proudly: Madam, I will give you a chance to call me "Good Husband" and ask me to touch your breasts. I promise you not to use this card
I looked at Zhang Hu's head smugly, and I felt so disgusting.
Me: Look at your appearance that you have never seen before. I don’t want this opportunity to come here, let me see
When Zhang Hutou heard this, he hurriedly covered the card, looking like he was swearing to death.
I smiled and said: Hehe, Zhang Hutou, you won’t be so lucky to draw that white card that has no effect at all, hahaha, I just pretended to be a god and scared me
Zhang Hutou: Then... Xue Ning, I want to tell you, if I let you see it, then you have to regret it again, but I will get it done again
I looked at him incredibly and said: Zhang Hutou, aren't you crazy? My red flag is everywhere. You still ask me to beg for mercy from you? Haha, it's okay to show me what card is, so that you can have this kind of confidence.
Zhang Hu's head lit up the card, I was shocked
It's actually the Huns invasion card
Zhang Hutou, you bitch
Just when I was in a daze because I saw this card, Zhang Hutou had already counted my red flag.
Zhang Hutou: Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred...wow, you actually have one hundred and fifty red flags Ah. It seems that if I don’t use this card, I can’t buy Ah because there are not 150 houses behind me. Or, I will use it.
My God, do you want this mean, a bastard?
I throw these little red flags every time. I have tried my best to put them in. You dare to kill me and ruin you.
Although I was so cruel in my heart, I still didn't want to show off my chessboard.
So I leaned over and said with a smile: Good husband, you are the most handsome, look at me just a little girl, it’s not easy to earn a red flag. So let me go
Zhang Hutou picked up the shelf, buckled his ears and said: Oh, madam, what did you say? I didn't hear me just now.
Bitch, bitch, bitch!
Ah…I want to kill him
Me: Well, it’s okay, my husband, this time I’m going to say slowly that you have to listen carefully. I want to ask you to let him go
As I said that, I put his big hands on my chest
Zhang Hutou hesitated for a moment, then said: Oh...
Oh, what does it mean
Do you want to agree?
Zhang Hutou: Oh...no
My sister, I'm going to kill him
I'm going to kill him
I continued: Please, let others just do this, don’t use that ultimate move, but your wife, don’t be too harsh to destroy the flowers
Zhang Hutou: Hehehe, I want to have sex
Three loud slaps sounded, Zhang Hu covered his red left face and looked at me crying without tears.
I took the card with a wicked smile and said: Hehe, my husband gave you three times, no matter how much you were, you are really considerate, have you seen that I want to beat you? Thank you, husband,
On the other end, in a mountain village a hundred miles outside Jicheng, Zhang Yàn'er, the leader of the Black Mountain bandit, is receiving a guest with a yellow turban.
The guest said: If you lead the sisters from Heishan to our Taiping Road, our great wise mentors, you will be rewarded. In addition, you will be promoted to the third level. You will be the female marshal who will lead the world in the future.
When Zhang Yàn'er heard this, she shook the pheasant silk behind her head (similar to the two long red feathers in all the paintings of Lu Bu) and laughed: Your great wise and good teacher has always been unable to get up early. I wonder what instructions do you have to send you here this time?
Messenger: Miss Yàn'er teased my great wise mentor just let you do a small thing