Beigong Boyu rode on his longbow with his long bow in his hand
He rode his horse through the camp. At this time, the campfire had been extinguished and looked deserted.
Beigong Boyu took a sip of wine, then put his hand beside his mouth and sipped the heat, and then continued to urge the red horse under his crotch to move forward.
This is the Youxian King's tribe of the Southern Xiongnu. At this time, the Youxian King's tribe no longer had its previous prosperity.
The herds of cattle and sheep disappeared, the gathering of merchants disappeared, and the children who used to play in the past either starved to death or abandoned in the empty Lele cart in this season when the water and grass should have been lush.
A fire last year should have made the plants and trees more lush this year, but the fresh and tender grass was suffocated before it sprouted.
Beigong Boyu walked in the tribe lonely. He no longer had the glorious appearance he was in Jicheng. Now he was like a down-and-out herder and shuttled through the empty camp tents.
In these camps, either rats are chewing at people to death, or there is a tragic cry of the mother's despair because of the loss of the child.
All this is because last year, Beigong Boyu offended a person he absolutely cannot afford to offend - the Great Han Censor and Su Quan
Su Quan was the teacher of the Han Dynasty emperor and the most powerful minister of the Han Dynasty.
As a member of the Han Dynasty, the Southern Xiongnu asked for money, grain and cloth from the Han Dynasty in a greedy manner, but they were always servile to the ministers of the Han court.
Because they knew that only these ministers would plead for them again and again, they would not starve or freeze to death.
But Beigong Boyu rejected the most powerful minister of the Han Dynasty, Su Quan, who wanted to marry his sister.
Therefore, Su Quan's disciple Liao Guozhi wrote a memorial to the emperor "Ten Strategy for Pairing the Huns". For a moment, the court and the country submitted a statement, and the snow-like memorials were sent up one after another. All the high-ranking officials in Luoyang City, whether they were or were senior officials from Su Quan's sects, they demanded that the Huns be severely punished by the Huns.
He also asked to behead Beigong Boyu's sister who was sent to the palace - Concubine Hui.
Huifei is a woman from the grassland. She has no relatives in the capital, so she is particularly cherished by the emperor.
When the emperor heard that Concubine Hui was going to be executed, the emperor was angry and swore to death.
But what followed was that the concubines were taken back by their parents' home collectively
It is worth mentioning here that although the Han Dynasty was the emperor's authority was supreme, if the wealthy families joined forces to resist, they would be able to abolish the emperor.
For example, Huo Guang, the general of the Western Han Dynasty, could easily abolish the emperor, let alone the relatives of the Eastern Han Dynasty, who wanted to take back their daughters.
In this case, the emperor persisted for three days, and finally after the emperor got drunk once
Concubine Hui was ordered to be killed by the Empress Dowager, and she approved the "Ten Strategies for Plowing the Huns" with the imperial edict. What followed was the completely different tactics of the Han army.
The Han army surrounded the Southern Xiongnu royal court with a large army and killed Helun Chanyu, who was sworn in Beigong Boyu, and established Aldo Khan, who had a grudge against Beigong Boyu, as the Southern Xiongnu Khan, and used the Xiongnu cavalry to burn the grassland of the Right Xianwang tribe. The Xiongnu, Wuwan, and Han army cavalry to attack Beigong Boyu repeatedly defeated and was driven into the desert.
Now Su Quan, the head of the Su family, has sent a letter, asking Beigong Boyu's sister not to send it to Su Mansion, and to trample on her to death, and send Beigong Boyu tore off her hands and strangle her to end the end
Beigong Boyu was shocked. He had no idea that the result of offending Lord Su was so terrible.
Beigong Boyu was riding a horse, and suddenly his sister rushed out of the tent and grabbed the reins of his horse, and said wailingly: Brother, brother, please kill me, I can no longer watch our tribe. Our tribe is destroyed because of me... Kill me quickly
My sister was pulled back to Beigong Boyu's heart was indescribable.
Too stupid, I'm so stupid
I was stupid enough to think that I could defend my pity dignity. When he treated Su Quan like this, his tribe was almost destroyed. When he rejected those stupid Taiping Roads, he ended up losing the last way for his tribe to obtain food.
Do you want to make grass valley?
Not to mention that many tribes need to be dispatched together to beat Caogu, it is not because it is too dangerous, but because it is afraid that the way back will be seized by his neighbor when he plunders the border of the Han Dynasty.
Nowadays, the Youxian King's tribe will not be beaten by Caogu, even if the entire army is stationed in the camp, the camp will be burned by other tribes.
The reason is simple: Because Beigong Boyu lost the trade in salt and iron tea, it was difficult for him to leave the camp. As for the time he went to Jicheng before, he still left the camp with the help of his father-in-law Hunxie King.
Beigong Boyu smiled bitterly, and he murmured to himself: Su Quan, Su Quan, you are so amazing, Ah, don't I want to play with my sister? I want to play with your daughter first
Behind the sand dune three hundred steps southwest of the Youxian King's Tribe, Liu Bei proudly said to Zhang Yàn'er: Madam, how? Is the Youxian King's Tribe a scene of everything withering?
Zhang Yàn'er didn't care about Liu Bei's slick words, so he clicked and stared at the distance and said: "No, a few days ago, your great sage and good teacher came here all the way. At that time, the Youxian King's army was still solemn and stern, and it was not like what it is now."
Liu Bei laughed and said: My wife may not have noticed, I came that time, but I found something strange.
Zhang Yàn'er hurriedly asked: What's wrong? What's wrong with it?
Liu Bei smiled and said: My wife and the great sages are both Middle-earth people. I have never seen nomads' tents and tribes. Naturally, I thought it was normal for the tents of the Right Xianwang tribe to be full of soldiers. But I, Liu Bei, live freely outside the Great Wall, and I have seen many large tribes. The tribe is living in the tribe. It is not a barracks. There is no solemn scene. Which tribe is not a cattle, sheep and doll running all over the ground. That is the scene of the tribe. You know, on the grassland, it is difficult to support children. Only children and cattle and sheep running all over the ground is a wealthy tribe. A tribe with a slaughtering tribe. Either you suffer a disaster or die.
When Zhang Yàn'er heard this, she burst out laughing, and then she glanced at Liu Bei and said: Haha, just by this, you dare to conclude that the dignified Xiongnu Right King is not powerful?
Liu Bei: Haha, how can it be
When Zhang Yàn'er heard this, she became interested and asked: Say, what else can I say?
Liu Bei stretched out his toes and pointed at his shoes and said: "It's still because of this."
When Zhang Yàn'er heard this, she looked at her clogs in a daze and said: Clogs?
(People in the Han Dynasty wore clogs and the Hu people wore shoes during the Cao Wei period. Due to the sharp decline in the population of wars, the Hu people were introduced to live in the pass and even a hundred years later, the Five Barbarians invaded China, and the Han people in the north were almost slaughtered. Therefore, the concept of shoes was gradually accepted by Central Plains culture) Liu Bei: Wrong, it is because of shoes.
Zhang Yàn'er widened her eyes curiously and said: What are shoes?
Liu Bei pointed to the shoes on the feet of the body of the Huns who had just been killed by them and said: Look, are the things on his feet different from ours?
Zhang Yàn'er hurriedly looked at it and said in surprise: Oh, what are they wearing?
Liu Bei said: Haha, this is the so-called shoes. It is the completely wrapped clogs. It is the shoes.
Zhang Yàn'er: Oh, Liu Bei, you see that Ah Hu's underwear is so disgusting. Their crotch is actually sewn. Are they peeing in their pants?
Liu Bei: No, they want to take off their pants to shit and piss
Zhang Yàn'er was completely shocked when she heard this, and a shy look appeared on her face and said: It's so disgusting. These people actually shit and pee naked. It's so savage. By the way, you said their...clogs...oh, no, it's shoes...what happened to shoes?
Liu Bei said proudly: Look at their shoes. Because men ride horses all year round, the inside of the shoes always has to be clamped with horse belly, so the friction is very strong. Women have to take care of their families and children, so the soles are worn quickly. I found that the masked soldiers were worn very thin at that time, so there must be many women mixed in. Although the Huns women are fierce, they will not go to fight easily to kill the enemy, let alone join the army.
(The stirrup was not invented at this time. If the stirrup was invented, the tips of people who rode horses all year round were likely to rise high)
Zhang Yàn'er nodded and then said with admiration: Awesome, is it still amazing?
Liu Bei: Also, their food was piled up outside. Didn’t it take to dry food that day? And...
In the Su Mansion, Su Quan stared at the tea bowl in his hand and gently pinched a wooden spoon and took a little boiling water and introduced it into the tea bowl. Then he put the tea bowl in front of his nose and smelled it, then put it down and handed it to Zhang's father.
Su Quan: The wild man from Beigong Boyu has brought a letter
Father Zhang: Oh, what do you think?
Su Quan: Haha, how could I care about a woman outside the border in the past? I just watched Concubine Hui be favored in the palace. I wanted to attract a helper, but I didn't expect that Concubine Hui was exerted too much for a moment. I accidentally pinched Concubine Hui to death. Then, what else do I care about Beigong Boyu doing? I force him to death to pull him down.
Father Zhang: Alas, those barbarians in the North are just stupid, just a woman, you said that Beigong Boyu wouldn't have slept with his sister?
Su Quan: Those sluts who are peeing in their pants can't do anything
(In the Han Dynasty, people saw Hu people sewed their crotch, and Hu people did not have the habit of incense, so they looked smelly, so most Han people thought that Hu people were shitting in their pants)
Father Zhang: Alas, it’s just that Hu Niu is so dirty, what’s the point of being so dirty?
Su Quan: Just marry it and then trample it to death
Zhang’s father: This is the truth, but I heard that there are teas that can be planted in women’s vagina.
Su Quan: Hi, what you are talking about is Feng Zitao, what we are drinking
Zhang's father: Ah, it's really delicious
Su Quan: Hahaha, you Ah, by the way, how does Ma’s taste taste like when I gave you yesterday
Father Zhang: Oh, it's so amazing. Ah, the fragrance of flowers is like this cup of tea.
Su Quan: Haha, this is what Brother Zhang picked out from Ma Erniang's body from the past. You have good luck. You should know that as long as that thing goes in, it will take root and sprout in the woman's body. If the woman does not mate, she will feel itchy and have a split headache. Only if the man's original yang (sperm) is poured into that woman can survive. So I specially prepared seven or eight young men in the mansion to secretly communicate with her. But my daughter is following her too tightly, so that the group of men cannot let the group of men water her day and night, so the flower in her belly has not yet fruited. Recently, I gave the seven or eight handsome men to Brother Zhang. I guarantee that they are all romantic. If you occasionally play male style, the group of boys is a good place to go on the dry road (anal sex).
Father Zhang: Oh, this is a big gift, how can this make
Su Quan: In a few days, I will personally study the book and apologize to the Cao family.
Father Zhang: Alas, it’s hard for Brother Su to be so destined to make you love him so much
Su Quan: Who made me the only daughter of this relative?
In Zhang Fei's mansion, I saw a maid trying a pair of high heels made according to my requirements.
This is a pair of fifteen centimeter high heels, and the maid put it on very hard.
I looked at the girl shaking when she put it on, and couldn't help but say in my heart: Oh, it seems that high heels are indeed the best friends with short skirts. Now, this group of girls in ancient costumes are really inappropriate to wear such shoes.
Thinking of this, I asked Zhang Fei: Didn’t I say that, dresses, dresses... Should I match these shoes with dresses? Wear underwear and high heels, so ugly.
Zhang Fei smiled bitterly: Oh, my little ancestor Ah, who dares to wear the skirts you designed Ah, they all say that the wind is on their legs, it's too shy
My God, what kind of world is this
It’s embarrassing to wear a dress, isn’t it embarrassing to have your men and women’s crotch-open pants?
Not right, wait
Wind, wind
Alas, by the way, haven’t I designed stockings?
I continued to ask: Haven’t I designed stockings?
Zhang Fei: Stockings, what stockings?
I continued: That transparent one
Zhang Fei: Oh, you said that silk pants
I looked at Zhang Fei incredibly and asked: What are silk trousers?
Zhang Fei: Oh, didn’t you say it last time? All the fairies in the sky are wearing transparent and thin things covering their legs. I thought we could also make a pair of pants with silk. Oh, who would you wear silk pants and let the young lady see
I endured it, I endured it for my great invention
I was completely stupid as the other maid walked out. My god, this is not the crotch-open stockings of sexy underwear
I swallowed the tea soup and then asked reluctantly: That Zhang Fei Ah, why are these stockings... not right, why are they silk pants also open their crotch?
Zhang Fei said in confusion: How to go to the toilet without opening the crotch (going to the toilet)?
OK, the limitations of the times
It must be the limitations of the times that make them habitually think that their pants must be opened.
I coughed twice, and then said to Zhang Fei very seriously: Comrade Zhang Yide, I tell you very seriously now that you are very perverted or not. It should be said that you are very perverted. To be more precise, you have the potential and talent of being perverted.
Zhang Fei looked at me in confusion and asked: Ning'er, does comrade mean like-minded?
I thought about it carefully, but in the end I couldn't think of other suitable explanations for the word comrade, so I nodded and said: Well, it's barely true
Zhang Hutou raised his thumbs up and said: I'm tasteful, I'll show you something good
And this man who should be called Zhang Fei (who has already performed the crown ritual) smiled evilly when he heard this, and then reached out and touched the small pocket hanging around his waist.
While he was flipping his bulging pockets around his waist, he also took out small scrolls from time to time
Science fiction, is that small pocket the mythical and legendary Qiankun bag?
How many things were installed
I saw that guy stretched out his hand and took out a scroll, and then stretched out another scroll.
Doraemon's reincarnation must be Doraemon's reincarnation
I just watched him take out the reels and bottles from his pocket in a daze.
At first I was surprised at the capacity of his small pocket, so I just watched him numbly and flipped through things. In the end, even if that guy could take out a time and space door, I wouldn't be surprised.
Zhang Hutou finally stopped after taking out the last scroll. He said excitedly: Xue Ning, you see that's it.
It seemed like Doraemon showed the treasure and raised the scroll high
Zhang Fei: Hehe, this is the legendary Ruowoman Sutra
I clapped my applause stupidly: It seems that perverts, sexual demons also have historical limitations, but the Confucian Sutra, isn’t it just a erotic painting book of ancient people? Isn’t it a treasure? There is a complete set of royal palace collections in the Eastern Exhibition Area of the Metropolitan Museum in New York. The painting is abstract and difficult to see. It has sex. You Zhang Yide is OK. If I showed you the Yongle version of Jin Ping Mei or modern passion novel, would you want to be dizzy and dizzy?
I picked up the scroll, Zhang Fei looked at me with a smirk, his expression was full of lust, as if waiting for me to cover my face because of shyness
What a joke, what a joke, I'm completely versus the almost abstract Chinese painting...
What is the condition?
What's going on?
This is not a Chinese painting at all!
The result is no Chinese paintings so packed, they are too 3D!
This is too exaggerated, too three-dimensional
Wait for a second, wait for the fur in this painting seems to be too real
The hair in this painting seems to be stuck on it
Where did the white ape hair in this painting come from?
(Before the true meaning of literati paintings appeared in the Song Dynasty, the freehand paintings that everyone saw when Chinese paintings use realistic as a beauty are mostly from the Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties)
Zhang Fei said proudly: How amazing is it? This is what the ancients said about the white ape giving birth to a child.
(The ancient white apes depicted in the Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties are generally the Kung Fu, the protagonist of the White Ape Sect. For example, the Yuan Zaju and later Peking Opera, Guan Yu was killed by the White Ape Sect.)
I was so shocked. The lewdness of these ancient people was speechless. This monkey was so big. The penis of the monkey was bigger than that of a woman. Is this a monkey? This is simply a Vajra Ah
I smiled helplessly and said: It's too fake, please keep it for yourself.
Zhang Fei took the scroll and looked it carefully, then said in confusion: Where is it fake? The painting looks quite similar.
I pointed to the monkey in the picture and said: Why is this monkey so big? It is so big that it is so big than the human being, obviously not in harmony.
Zhang Fei was even more confused. He scratched his head and said: That's right, the white ape is such a big Ah
I widened my eyes and said: What's right? Is it still so big that monkeys don't eat people?
Zhang Fei: Yes, it’s Ah White Ape, it’s Ah
Me: Hello, Zhang Yide, don’t you mess around with Ah, why are you so big white apes? White apes are just eating people. Do you believe Ah if you cheat children like this?
Zhang Fei: I believe Ah and the white ape really raped women
Me: Boring
Zhang Fei: Hehe, Xue Ning, you are shy, hehe, you must be shy
Me: I don't...I don't...
Zhang Fei: Haha, you must be shy
Me: I'm not shy
Zhang Fei: Haha, do you feel confused when you see such an exciting scene?
Me: You go away
Zhang Fei: Hehe, I tell you that Bai Yuan likes girls like you very much. Maybe one day you will come out of the mountains and rape you in the middle of the night hahaha
I slapped the table with a bang and finally said unbearable: Enough, this thing is too naive First of all, I want to tell you that the aesthetics of animals and humans are different. The so-called white apes are just white apes. They don’t necessarily exist. Even if they really exist, they can’t like women. Do they must like female apes more? So this perverted painting is very low-level and boring
Zhang Fei was stupid and he touched my head tentatively to see if I had a fever, but I pushed my hand away.
Then he looked at my eyes suspiciously and was stared back by me
Finally, he seemed to be sure that I was not lying, and then he said in surprise: You, actually, believe that there is not such a big white ape in this world? Do you think that it is impossible for a giant to conceive a woman?
I replied solemnly: I don't believe it
Nonsense, no one will believe it
I traveled to the Three Kingdoms, not a fantasy novel
Wait, that guy actually has such a weird expression
He was laughing, and he was holding back
I'm talking about science Ah, is science good or not
No, the man who has touched my body must not make him so ignorant, must not make him as confused as a savage
I asked: Zhang Yide, why are you laughing at?
When Zhang Fei heard this, he laughed out loud and said: Haha, no one in the world believes in the legend of the white ape, that person should not be you, Hahahaha
When I heard this, I didn't seem to be right and asked: Why? Tell me quickly
Zhang Fei: Because you have white ape Ah in the rare beast pavilion in your backyard, don’t you know?
I suddenly remembered what my mother and second mother said many years ago
When I was five years old, I: Mother, what is in Erniang’s backyard? Why did my father not let me go?
Mother: There are many animals in the backyard, and it is better for us women to go to the house.
Erniang also said: Ah, that place is so scary that all the animals are so dirty.
I suddenly came to my senses, grabbed Zhang Fei's ear and said: You said there is a white ape in my backyard? What else? Are the other big monkeys in the picture also talking about it in the Beast Pavilion?
Zhang Fei covered his ears and shouted: Oh, let go, Ah, I will take you there, I will take you there
In the evening, Zhang Fei and I were wearing night clothes (this era hasn’t been so I invented it)
Zhang Fei: Oh, why did our pants feel so uncomfortable?
Me: Shut up
The soldiers were patrolling back and forth with torches, while we were lying on the wall
Zhang Fei: Oh, your wall is so high and we will die if it falls.
Me: Oh, do you have acrophobia?
Zhang Fei: Oh, although I don’t know what you mean, I felt even more dizzy when I heard it
(Most patients with acrophobia are just not adapted to suddenly increase the height and naturally develop discomfort symptoms. Because others define acrophobia for themselves, the psychological fear of acrophobia is the reason why most people can cure acrophobia because they are only psychologically afraid of acrophobia, so they can often achieve desensitization after adapting to acrophobia for a long time, and physiological fear of acrophobia cannot be cured by this method)
Zhang Fei begged: Xue Ning begs you, let's go down and walk the door. Your father allowed me to walk in and see at least you put me down. I seem to be really afraid of heights.
I grabbed his collar and said: Don't talk nonsense, let's go
After saying that, I pulled Zhang Fei and started running on the wall quickly.
Family soldier: Head, the eldest lady seems to be pulling her future son-in-law on the wall, is she going to elope?
Leader: Take care of your bird beak and elopement, where can you come from the Beast Pavilion? It's just that you don't sleep in the middle of the night. You are pretending to be a thief, but we put on the walls with a tile and rustling. If the thief had been shot into a hornet's nest by the archers in the corner tower, it would have been. Don't look at it, the young lady's crotch was sewn.
Family soldier: Boss, you can also peek
Team leader: Ahem, shut up on patrol!
have no choice……
The Beast Pavilion arrived, and I kicked open the window, but with a sound of Á, a tiger claw actually scratched me suddenly. I hurriedly avoided the claw and hurriedly closed the window of the iron fence.
tiger……
Oh, my god, isn't you afraid of life? If you raise a tiger, you can lock it up. I almost explained that thigh just now
Zhang Fei hurriedly asked: Xue Ning, are you okay? This floor is the Tiger and Leopard Pavilion we are going to call the Lingbeast Pavilion on it.
I glared at him with some anger and said: Didn't you say it earlier, I almost killed me
Zhang Fei murmured like a child who made a mistake: You...you didn't ask Ah
Me: Don't talk nonsense, just lie there and let your sister step on your shoulders and climb up
Zhang Fei murmured: Sister, sister, I always say it's my sister. Isn't this obvious that I'm cheap?
I snatched a low voice and then climbed up on his shoulder with a step on his shoulder
The Spirit Beast Pavilion in the Beast Pavilion is on the eighth floor of the Beast Pavilion. The wind is very strong on it. I barely approached the window, but when I looked closely, there were two figures there.
Is it the father?
But the figure is wrong
Listen to it
So I lay down by the window and listened to the two people talking
The first person to speak was Su Heng, the general of the Su Mansion. He said softly: Senior Brother, this is the best place to speak.
Another person named Senior Brother: Humph, will no one come up here?
Su Heng: Senior brother doesn’t know that there are mechanisms on each floor of this rare beast pavilion to prevent beasts from escaping and injuring people. So, the family and friends of Su Quan will first remove the mechanism and then go up the next floor. The noise of the mechanism is loud and noisy. As soon as they opened the door, they could hear the entire rare beast pavilion. Isn’t this just telling us the message?
Senior Brother: Well, is it reasonable that the great wise and good teachers ordered us to seize the Su family’s property?
Su Heng: Alas, I have said that the great wise and good mentor should have burned the Su family and then the treasure women will be given in one pot.
Senior Brother: What do you know
Wait, are these two people trying to seize the Su family’s property?
Su Heng is just a family man, what can he do to seize his family property?
Is the problem with that senior brother?
While I was thinking quietly, Zhang Fei below could no longer hold back and shouted: Xue Ning, Xue Ning, please pull me up and stop hiding. The archers in your corner tower have seen us long ago
Zhang Fei, you...
Just when I didn't have time to scold Zhang Fei as a teammate of the pig, the window was suddenly pushed open, and Su Heng and another person covered in face actually walked out with a long sword in hand.
I shouted: Zhang Fei, come up and help
But his calm voice sounded behind him: Don't panic, I'll do it too
I turned my head to look at it and it turned out that Zhang Fei had already climbed up.
At this moment, his face no longer looked like he was playing before.
The bright moonlight shines on the firm edges of his face and is filled with a solemn smell.
When Su Heng saw Zhang Fei coming forward, he screamed and waved his best meteor hammer.
With a shout, he threw the huge meteor hammer out of the door and smashed Zhang Fei's face. Zhang Fei just grabbed the chain and captured the chain and the hammer.
Then he saw his arm suddenly exerting force, Su Heng was thrown in front of him as easily as a feather, and then he punched Su Heng in the face with a bang, and a thick stream of blood splattered on his face in an instant.
This is so shocking, not only his martial arts
To be honest, this level of martial arts is not as good as mine, but what surprised me was that this man did not hesitate to kill the enemy in his eyes.
Zhang Fei killed Su Heng with one punch, and threw Su Heng's body down from the roof of the rare beast pavilion as if it was thrown into a sack.
The eldest brother didn't seem to be scared by Zhang Fei's murderous aura, but he just looked at Su Heng for a moment and was stunned for a moment, then pulled out his long sword and looked at Zhang Fei.
The masked senior brother had just approached, and the archers in the corner tower had already pulled the crossbow arrows and shot out bursts of sword rain.
The eldest brother dodged two arrows and turned around and left. We couldn't catch up with him, so we could only watch him shake his body and jump out of the wall, disappearing into the jungle covered by night.
After a long time, the family soldiers gathered into a long dragon made of torches and gradually gathered outside the forest, and then gradually expanded and searched.
At this time, Zhang Fei had already entered the Beast Pavilion. Not long after, he stuck his head out like a ok, saying: Xue Ning, come in and see the white ape, hurry up, Ah
Zhang Fei, a man who combines the killing god and the warm man, is he the one who just now, or is he who smiles foolishly? I seem to be unable to understand him anymore.
Although I still have too many things to be determined in this era, I am sure that the horn of the battle is getting closer and closer to me
He rode his horse through the camp. At this time, the campfire had been extinguished and looked deserted.
Beigong Boyu took a sip of wine, then put his hand beside his mouth and sipped the heat, and then continued to urge the red horse under his crotch to move forward.
This is the Youxian King's tribe of the Southern Xiongnu. At this time, the Youxian King's tribe no longer had its previous prosperity.
The herds of cattle and sheep disappeared, the gathering of merchants disappeared, and the children who used to play in the past either starved to death or abandoned in the empty Lele cart in this season when the water and grass should have been lush.
A fire last year should have made the plants and trees more lush this year, but the fresh and tender grass was suffocated before it sprouted.
Beigong Boyu walked in the tribe lonely. He no longer had the glorious appearance he was in Jicheng. Now he was like a down-and-out herder and shuttled through the empty camp tents.
In these camps, either rats are chewing at people to death, or there is a tragic cry of the mother's despair because of the loss of the child.
All this is because last year, Beigong Boyu offended a person he absolutely cannot afford to offend - the Great Han Censor and Su Quan
Su Quan was the teacher of the Han Dynasty emperor and the most powerful minister of the Han Dynasty.
As a member of the Han Dynasty, the Southern Xiongnu asked for money, grain and cloth from the Han Dynasty in a greedy manner, but they were always servile to the ministers of the Han court.
Because they knew that only these ministers would plead for them again and again, they would not starve or freeze to death.
But Beigong Boyu rejected the most powerful minister of the Han Dynasty, Su Quan, who wanted to marry his sister.
Therefore, Su Quan's disciple Liao Guozhi wrote a memorial to the emperor "Ten Strategy for Pairing the Huns". For a moment, the court and the country submitted a statement, and the snow-like memorials were sent up one after another. All the high-ranking officials in Luoyang City, whether they were or were senior officials from Su Quan's sects, they demanded that the Huns be severely punished by the Huns.
He also asked to behead Beigong Boyu's sister who was sent to the palace - Concubine Hui.
Huifei is a woman from the grassland. She has no relatives in the capital, so she is particularly cherished by the emperor.
When the emperor heard that Concubine Hui was going to be executed, the emperor was angry and swore to death.
But what followed was that the concubines were taken back by their parents' home collectively
It is worth mentioning here that although the Han Dynasty was the emperor's authority was supreme, if the wealthy families joined forces to resist, they would be able to abolish the emperor.
For example, Huo Guang, the general of the Western Han Dynasty, could easily abolish the emperor, let alone the relatives of the Eastern Han Dynasty, who wanted to take back their daughters.
In this case, the emperor persisted for three days, and finally after the emperor got drunk once
Concubine Hui was ordered to be killed by the Empress Dowager, and she approved the "Ten Strategies for Plowing the Huns" with the imperial edict. What followed was the completely different tactics of the Han army.
The Han army surrounded the Southern Xiongnu royal court with a large army and killed Helun Chanyu, who was sworn in Beigong Boyu, and established Aldo Khan, who had a grudge against Beigong Boyu, as the Southern Xiongnu Khan, and used the Xiongnu cavalry to burn the grassland of the Right Xianwang tribe. The Xiongnu, Wuwan, and Han army cavalry to attack Beigong Boyu repeatedly defeated and was driven into the desert.
Now Su Quan, the head of the Su family, has sent a letter, asking Beigong Boyu's sister not to send it to Su Mansion, and to trample on her to death, and send Beigong Boyu tore off her hands and strangle her to end the end
Beigong Boyu was shocked. He had no idea that the result of offending Lord Su was so terrible.
Beigong Boyu was riding a horse, and suddenly his sister rushed out of the tent and grabbed the reins of his horse, and said wailingly: Brother, brother, please kill me, I can no longer watch our tribe. Our tribe is destroyed because of me... Kill me quickly
My sister was pulled back to Beigong Boyu's heart was indescribable.
Too stupid, I'm so stupid
I was stupid enough to think that I could defend my pity dignity. When he treated Su Quan like this, his tribe was almost destroyed. When he rejected those stupid Taiping Roads, he ended up losing the last way for his tribe to obtain food.
Do you want to make grass valley?
Not to mention that many tribes need to be dispatched together to beat Caogu, it is not because it is too dangerous, but because it is afraid that the way back will be seized by his neighbor when he plunders the border of the Han Dynasty.
Nowadays, the Youxian King's tribe will not be beaten by Caogu, even if the entire army is stationed in the camp, the camp will be burned by other tribes.
The reason is simple: Because Beigong Boyu lost the trade in salt and iron tea, it was difficult for him to leave the camp. As for the time he went to Jicheng before, he still left the camp with the help of his father-in-law Hunxie King.
Beigong Boyu smiled bitterly, and he murmured to himself: Su Quan, Su Quan, you are so amazing, Ah, don't I want to play with my sister? I want to play with your daughter first
Behind the sand dune three hundred steps southwest of the Youxian King's Tribe, Liu Bei proudly said to Zhang Yàn'er: Madam, how? Is the Youxian King's Tribe a scene of everything withering?
Zhang Yàn'er didn't care about Liu Bei's slick words, so he clicked and stared at the distance and said: "No, a few days ago, your great sage and good teacher came here all the way. At that time, the Youxian King's army was still solemn and stern, and it was not like what it is now."
Liu Bei laughed and said: My wife may not have noticed, I came that time, but I found something strange.
Zhang Yàn'er hurriedly asked: What's wrong? What's wrong with it?
Liu Bei smiled and said: My wife and the great sages are both Middle-earth people. I have never seen nomads' tents and tribes. Naturally, I thought it was normal for the tents of the Right Xianwang tribe to be full of soldiers. But I, Liu Bei, live freely outside the Great Wall, and I have seen many large tribes. The tribe is living in the tribe. It is not a barracks. There is no solemn scene. Which tribe is not a cattle, sheep and doll running all over the ground. That is the scene of the tribe. You know, on the grassland, it is difficult to support children. Only children and cattle and sheep running all over the ground is a wealthy tribe. A tribe with a slaughtering tribe. Either you suffer a disaster or die.
When Zhang Yàn'er heard this, she burst out laughing, and then she glanced at Liu Bei and said: Haha, just by this, you dare to conclude that the dignified Xiongnu Right King is not powerful?
Liu Bei: Haha, how can it be
When Zhang Yàn'er heard this, she became interested and asked: Say, what else can I say?
Liu Bei stretched out his toes and pointed at his shoes and said: "It's still because of this."
When Zhang Yàn'er heard this, she looked at her clogs in a daze and said: Clogs?
(People in the Han Dynasty wore clogs and the Hu people wore shoes during the Cao Wei period. Due to the sharp decline in the population of wars, the Hu people were introduced to live in the pass and even a hundred years later, the Five Barbarians invaded China, and the Han people in the north were almost slaughtered. Therefore, the concept of shoes was gradually accepted by Central Plains culture) Liu Bei: Wrong, it is because of shoes.
Zhang Yàn'er widened her eyes curiously and said: What are shoes?
Liu Bei pointed to the shoes on the feet of the body of the Huns who had just been killed by them and said: Look, are the things on his feet different from ours?
Zhang Yàn'er hurriedly looked at it and said in surprise: Oh, what are they wearing?
Liu Bei said: Haha, this is the so-called shoes. It is the completely wrapped clogs. It is the shoes.
Zhang Yàn'er: Oh, Liu Bei, you see that Ah Hu's underwear is so disgusting. Their crotch is actually sewn. Are they peeing in their pants?
Liu Bei: No, they want to take off their pants to shit and piss
Zhang Yàn'er was completely shocked when she heard this, and a shy look appeared on her face and said: It's so disgusting. These people actually shit and pee naked. It's so savage. By the way, you said their...clogs...oh, no, it's shoes...what happened to shoes?
Liu Bei said proudly: Look at their shoes. Because men ride horses all year round, the inside of the shoes always has to be clamped with horse belly, so the friction is very strong. Women have to take care of their families and children, so the soles are worn quickly. I found that the masked soldiers were worn very thin at that time, so there must be many women mixed in. Although the Huns women are fierce, they will not go to fight easily to kill the enemy, let alone join the army.
(The stirrup was not invented at this time. If the stirrup was invented, the tips of people who rode horses all year round were likely to rise high)
Zhang Yàn'er nodded and then said with admiration: Awesome, is it still amazing?
Liu Bei: Also, their food was piled up outside. Didn’t it take to dry food that day? And...
In the Su Mansion, Su Quan stared at the tea bowl in his hand and gently pinched a wooden spoon and took a little boiling water and introduced it into the tea bowl. Then he put the tea bowl in front of his nose and smelled it, then put it down and handed it to Zhang's father.
Su Quan: The wild man from Beigong Boyu has brought a letter
Father Zhang: Oh, what do you think?
Su Quan: Haha, how could I care about a woman outside the border in the past? I just watched Concubine Hui be favored in the palace. I wanted to attract a helper, but I didn't expect that Concubine Hui was exerted too much for a moment. I accidentally pinched Concubine Hui to death. Then, what else do I care about Beigong Boyu doing? I force him to death to pull him down.
Father Zhang: Alas, those barbarians in the North are just stupid, just a woman, you said that Beigong Boyu wouldn't have slept with his sister?
Su Quan: Those sluts who are peeing in their pants can't do anything
(In the Han Dynasty, people saw Hu people sewed their crotch, and Hu people did not have the habit of incense, so they looked smelly, so most Han people thought that Hu people were shitting in their pants)
Father Zhang: Alas, it’s just that Hu Niu is so dirty, what’s the point of being so dirty?
Su Quan: Just marry it and then trample it to death
Zhang’s father: This is the truth, but I heard that there are teas that can be planted in women’s vagina.
Su Quan: Hi, what you are talking about is Feng Zitao, what we are drinking
Zhang's father: Ah, it's really delicious
Su Quan: Hahaha, you Ah, by the way, how does Ma’s taste taste like when I gave you yesterday
Father Zhang: Oh, it's so amazing. Ah, the fragrance of flowers is like this cup of tea.
Su Quan: Haha, this is what Brother Zhang picked out from Ma Erniang's body from the past. You have good luck. You should know that as long as that thing goes in, it will take root and sprout in the woman's body. If the woman does not mate, she will feel itchy and have a split headache. Only if the man's original yang (sperm) is poured into that woman can survive. So I specially prepared seven or eight young men in the mansion to secretly communicate with her. But my daughter is following her too tightly, so that the group of men cannot let the group of men water her day and night, so the flower in her belly has not yet fruited. Recently, I gave the seven or eight handsome men to Brother Zhang. I guarantee that they are all romantic. If you occasionally play male style, the group of boys is a good place to go on the dry road (anal sex).
Father Zhang: Oh, this is a big gift, how can this make
Su Quan: In a few days, I will personally study the book and apologize to the Cao family.
Father Zhang: Alas, it’s hard for Brother Su to be so destined to make you love him so much
Su Quan: Who made me the only daughter of this relative?
In Zhang Fei's mansion, I saw a maid trying a pair of high heels made according to my requirements.
This is a pair of fifteen centimeter high heels, and the maid put it on very hard.
I looked at the girl shaking when she put it on, and couldn't help but say in my heart: Oh, it seems that high heels are indeed the best friends with short skirts. Now, this group of girls in ancient costumes are really inappropriate to wear such shoes.
Thinking of this, I asked Zhang Fei: Didn’t I say that, dresses, dresses... Should I match these shoes with dresses? Wear underwear and high heels, so ugly.
Zhang Fei smiled bitterly: Oh, my little ancestor Ah, who dares to wear the skirts you designed Ah, they all say that the wind is on their legs, it's too shy
My God, what kind of world is this
It’s embarrassing to wear a dress, isn’t it embarrassing to have your men and women’s crotch-open pants?
Not right, wait
Wind, wind
Alas, by the way, haven’t I designed stockings?
I continued to ask: Haven’t I designed stockings?
Zhang Fei: Stockings, what stockings?
I continued: That transparent one
Zhang Fei: Oh, you said that silk pants
I looked at Zhang Fei incredibly and asked: What are silk trousers?
Zhang Fei: Oh, didn’t you say it last time? All the fairies in the sky are wearing transparent and thin things covering their legs. I thought we could also make a pair of pants with silk. Oh, who would you wear silk pants and let the young lady see
I endured it, I endured it for my great invention
I was completely stupid as the other maid walked out. My god, this is not the crotch-open stockings of sexy underwear
I swallowed the tea soup and then asked reluctantly: That Zhang Fei Ah, why are these stockings... not right, why are they silk pants also open their crotch?
Zhang Fei said in confusion: How to go to the toilet without opening the crotch (going to the toilet)?
OK, the limitations of the times
It must be the limitations of the times that make them habitually think that their pants must be opened.
I coughed twice, and then said to Zhang Fei very seriously: Comrade Zhang Yide, I tell you very seriously now that you are very perverted or not. It should be said that you are very perverted. To be more precise, you have the potential and talent of being perverted.
Zhang Fei looked at me in confusion and asked: Ning'er, does comrade mean like-minded?
I thought about it carefully, but in the end I couldn't think of other suitable explanations for the word comrade, so I nodded and said: Well, it's barely true
Zhang Hutou raised his thumbs up and said: I'm tasteful, I'll show you something good
And this man who should be called Zhang Fei (who has already performed the crown ritual) smiled evilly when he heard this, and then reached out and touched the small pocket hanging around his waist.
While he was flipping his bulging pockets around his waist, he also took out small scrolls from time to time
Science fiction, is that small pocket the mythical and legendary Qiankun bag?
How many things were installed
I saw that guy stretched out his hand and took out a scroll, and then stretched out another scroll.
Doraemon's reincarnation must be Doraemon's reincarnation
I just watched him take out the reels and bottles from his pocket in a daze.
At first I was surprised at the capacity of his small pocket, so I just watched him numbly and flipped through things. In the end, even if that guy could take out a time and space door, I wouldn't be surprised.
Zhang Hutou finally stopped after taking out the last scroll. He said excitedly: Xue Ning, you see that's it.
It seemed like Doraemon showed the treasure and raised the scroll high
Zhang Fei: Hehe, this is the legendary Ruowoman Sutra
I clapped my applause stupidly: It seems that perverts, sexual demons also have historical limitations, but the Confucian Sutra, isn’t it just a erotic painting book of ancient people? Isn’t it a treasure? There is a complete set of royal palace collections in the Eastern Exhibition Area of the Metropolitan Museum in New York. The painting is abstract and difficult to see. It has sex. You Zhang Yide is OK. If I showed you the Yongle version of Jin Ping Mei or modern passion novel, would you want to be dizzy and dizzy?
I picked up the scroll, Zhang Fei looked at me with a smirk, his expression was full of lust, as if waiting for me to cover my face because of shyness
What a joke, what a joke, I'm completely versus the almost abstract Chinese painting...
What is the condition?
What's going on?
This is not a Chinese painting at all!
The result is no Chinese paintings so packed, they are too 3D!
This is too exaggerated, too three-dimensional
Wait for a second, wait for the fur in this painting seems to be too real
The hair in this painting seems to be stuck on it
Where did the white ape hair in this painting come from?
(Before the true meaning of literati paintings appeared in the Song Dynasty, the freehand paintings that everyone saw when Chinese paintings use realistic as a beauty are mostly from the Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties)
Zhang Fei said proudly: How amazing is it? This is what the ancients said about the white ape giving birth to a child.
(The ancient white apes depicted in the Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties are generally the Kung Fu, the protagonist of the White Ape Sect. For example, the Yuan Zaju and later Peking Opera, Guan Yu was killed by the White Ape Sect.)
I was so shocked. The lewdness of these ancient people was speechless. This monkey was so big. The penis of the monkey was bigger than that of a woman. Is this a monkey? This is simply a Vajra Ah
I smiled helplessly and said: It's too fake, please keep it for yourself.
Zhang Fei took the scroll and looked it carefully, then said in confusion: Where is it fake? The painting looks quite similar.
I pointed to the monkey in the picture and said: Why is this monkey so big? It is so big that it is so big than the human being, obviously not in harmony.
Zhang Fei was even more confused. He scratched his head and said: That's right, the white ape is such a big Ah
I widened my eyes and said: What's right? Is it still so big that monkeys don't eat people?
Zhang Fei: Yes, it’s Ah White Ape, it’s Ah
Me: Hello, Zhang Yide, don’t you mess around with Ah, why are you so big white apes? White apes are just eating people. Do you believe Ah if you cheat children like this?
Zhang Fei: I believe Ah and the white ape really raped women
Me: Boring
Zhang Fei: Hehe, Xue Ning, you are shy, hehe, you must be shy
Me: I don't...I don't...
Zhang Fei: Haha, you must be shy
Me: I'm not shy
Zhang Fei: Haha, do you feel confused when you see such an exciting scene?
Me: You go away
Zhang Fei: Hehe, I tell you that Bai Yuan likes girls like you very much. Maybe one day you will come out of the mountains and rape you in the middle of the night hahaha
I slapped the table with a bang and finally said unbearable: Enough, this thing is too naive First of all, I want to tell you that the aesthetics of animals and humans are different. The so-called white apes are just white apes. They don’t necessarily exist. Even if they really exist, they can’t like women. Do they must like female apes more? So this perverted painting is very low-level and boring
Zhang Fei was stupid and he touched my head tentatively to see if I had a fever, but I pushed my hand away.
Then he looked at my eyes suspiciously and was stared back by me
Finally, he seemed to be sure that I was not lying, and then he said in surprise: You, actually, believe that there is not such a big white ape in this world? Do you think that it is impossible for a giant to conceive a woman?
I replied solemnly: I don't believe it
Nonsense, no one will believe it
I traveled to the Three Kingdoms, not a fantasy novel
Wait, that guy actually has such a weird expression
He was laughing, and he was holding back
I'm talking about science Ah, is science good or not
No, the man who has touched my body must not make him so ignorant, must not make him as confused as a savage
I asked: Zhang Yide, why are you laughing at?
When Zhang Fei heard this, he laughed out loud and said: Haha, no one in the world believes in the legend of the white ape, that person should not be you, Hahahaha
When I heard this, I didn't seem to be right and asked: Why? Tell me quickly
Zhang Fei: Because you have white ape Ah in the rare beast pavilion in your backyard, don’t you know?
I suddenly remembered what my mother and second mother said many years ago
When I was five years old, I: Mother, what is in Erniang’s backyard? Why did my father not let me go?
Mother: There are many animals in the backyard, and it is better for us women to go to the house.
Erniang also said: Ah, that place is so scary that all the animals are so dirty.
I suddenly came to my senses, grabbed Zhang Fei's ear and said: You said there is a white ape in my backyard? What else? Are the other big monkeys in the picture also talking about it in the Beast Pavilion?
Zhang Fei covered his ears and shouted: Oh, let go, Ah, I will take you there, I will take you there
In the evening, Zhang Fei and I were wearing night clothes (this era hasn’t been so I invented it)
Zhang Fei: Oh, why did our pants feel so uncomfortable?
Me: Shut up
The soldiers were patrolling back and forth with torches, while we were lying on the wall
Zhang Fei: Oh, your wall is so high and we will die if it falls.
Me: Oh, do you have acrophobia?
Zhang Fei: Oh, although I don’t know what you mean, I felt even more dizzy when I heard it
(Most patients with acrophobia are just not adapted to suddenly increase the height and naturally develop discomfort symptoms. Because others define acrophobia for themselves, the psychological fear of acrophobia is the reason why most people can cure acrophobia because they are only psychologically afraid of acrophobia, so they can often achieve desensitization after adapting to acrophobia for a long time, and physiological fear of acrophobia cannot be cured by this method)
Zhang Fei begged: Xue Ning begs you, let's go down and walk the door. Your father allowed me to walk in and see at least you put me down. I seem to be really afraid of heights.
I grabbed his collar and said: Don't talk nonsense, let's go
After saying that, I pulled Zhang Fei and started running on the wall quickly.
Family soldier: Head, the eldest lady seems to be pulling her future son-in-law on the wall, is she going to elope?
Leader: Take care of your bird beak and elopement, where can you come from the Beast Pavilion? It's just that you don't sleep in the middle of the night. You are pretending to be a thief, but we put on the walls with a tile and rustling. If the thief had been shot into a hornet's nest by the archers in the corner tower, it would have been. Don't look at it, the young lady's crotch was sewn.
Family soldier: Boss, you can also peek
Team leader: Ahem, shut up on patrol!
have no choice……
The Beast Pavilion arrived, and I kicked open the window, but with a sound of Á, a tiger claw actually scratched me suddenly. I hurriedly avoided the claw and hurriedly closed the window of the iron fence.
tiger……
Oh, my god, isn't you afraid of life? If you raise a tiger, you can lock it up. I almost explained that thigh just now
Zhang Fei hurriedly asked: Xue Ning, are you okay? This floor is the Tiger and Leopard Pavilion we are going to call the Lingbeast Pavilion on it.
I glared at him with some anger and said: Didn't you say it earlier, I almost killed me
Zhang Fei murmured like a child who made a mistake: You...you didn't ask Ah
Me: Don't talk nonsense, just lie there and let your sister step on your shoulders and climb up
Zhang Fei murmured: Sister, sister, I always say it's my sister. Isn't this obvious that I'm cheap?
I snatched a low voice and then climbed up on his shoulder with a step on his shoulder
The Spirit Beast Pavilion in the Beast Pavilion is on the eighth floor of the Beast Pavilion. The wind is very strong on it. I barely approached the window, but when I looked closely, there were two figures there.
Is it the father?
But the figure is wrong
Listen to it
So I lay down by the window and listened to the two people talking
The first person to speak was Su Heng, the general of the Su Mansion. He said softly: Senior Brother, this is the best place to speak.
Another person named Senior Brother: Humph, will no one come up here?
Su Heng: Senior brother doesn’t know that there are mechanisms on each floor of this rare beast pavilion to prevent beasts from escaping and injuring people. So, the family and friends of Su Quan will first remove the mechanism and then go up the next floor. The noise of the mechanism is loud and noisy. As soon as they opened the door, they could hear the entire rare beast pavilion. Isn’t this just telling us the message?
Senior Brother: Well, is it reasonable that the great wise and good teachers ordered us to seize the Su family’s property?
Su Heng: Alas, I have said that the great wise and good mentor should have burned the Su family and then the treasure women will be given in one pot.
Senior Brother: What do you know
Wait, are these two people trying to seize the Su family’s property?
Su Heng is just a family man, what can he do to seize his family property?
Is the problem with that senior brother?
While I was thinking quietly, Zhang Fei below could no longer hold back and shouted: Xue Ning, Xue Ning, please pull me up and stop hiding. The archers in your corner tower have seen us long ago
Zhang Fei, you...
Just when I didn't have time to scold Zhang Fei as a teammate of the pig, the window was suddenly pushed open, and Su Heng and another person covered in face actually walked out with a long sword in hand.
I shouted: Zhang Fei, come up and help
But his calm voice sounded behind him: Don't panic, I'll do it too
I turned my head to look at it and it turned out that Zhang Fei had already climbed up.
At this moment, his face no longer looked like he was playing before.
The bright moonlight shines on the firm edges of his face and is filled with a solemn smell.
When Su Heng saw Zhang Fei coming forward, he screamed and waved his best meteor hammer.
With a shout, he threw the huge meteor hammer out of the door and smashed Zhang Fei's face. Zhang Fei just grabbed the chain and captured the chain and the hammer.
Then he saw his arm suddenly exerting force, Su Heng was thrown in front of him as easily as a feather, and then he punched Su Heng in the face with a bang, and a thick stream of blood splattered on his face in an instant.
This is so shocking, not only his martial arts
To be honest, this level of martial arts is not as good as mine, but what surprised me was that this man did not hesitate to kill the enemy in his eyes.
Zhang Fei killed Su Heng with one punch, and threw Su Heng's body down from the roof of the rare beast pavilion as if it was thrown into a sack.
The eldest brother didn't seem to be scared by Zhang Fei's murderous aura, but he just looked at Su Heng for a moment and was stunned for a moment, then pulled out his long sword and looked at Zhang Fei.
The masked senior brother had just approached, and the archers in the corner tower had already pulled the crossbow arrows and shot out bursts of sword rain.
The eldest brother dodged two arrows and turned around and left. We couldn't catch up with him, so we could only watch him shake his body and jump out of the wall, disappearing into the jungle covered by night.
After a long time, the family soldiers gathered into a long dragon made of torches and gradually gathered outside the forest, and then gradually expanded and searched.
At this time, Zhang Fei had already entered the Beast Pavilion. Not long after, he stuck his head out like a ok, saying: Xue Ning, come in and see the white ape, hurry up, Ah
Zhang Fei, a man who combines the killing god and the warm man, is he the one who just now, or is he who smiles foolishly? I seem to be unable to understand him anymore.
Although I still have too many things to be determined in this era, I am sure that the horn of the battle is getting closer and closer to me