A croaking of gold and iron in Zhang's private house, and my shouts came from time to time: Zhang Hutou, please stop me, Zhang Fei, be obediently, die.
Then there is the sound of metal collision in Dangdang
Zhang's young master - Zhang Hutou. He loves to practice martial arts. This is something that everyone knows about, and it always makes everyone hate it because of this.
So whenever there are fights coming from his yard
Not only will people not find out the truth and then lend a helping hand, but instead take a sip of tea without raising their heads, shook their head helplessly and said: Fight, beat one to kill one less, I'll wait for the people to watch it
This is the turn of spring and summer, and it is also the time when the nations outside the pass are most short of salt and rice.
Salt is a necessity for cooking, stir-frying and making milk tea.
The rice is mainly used to feed the war horses under their crotch that were hungry for a winter, which are used to nourish their bodies.
They brought a large number of cattle and horses to trade here in exchange for salt, tea, grain, pots and pans and other daily necessities such as daily necessities
The trade between the Han Dynasty and the Huns was always intermittent, so that it almost disappeared in the Huanling period at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty.
Although the imperial court had already issued a clear order to completely stop the trade between the Han Dynasty and the Huns, the Han Dynasty was very short of horses, and good horses were particularly scarce.
Although this has something to do with geographical location and environment, it doesn't matter much in detail.
Because everyone knows that in the early years of the Western Han Dynasty, the Han Dynasty was still able to organize the powerful uprising army of Wei Qing and Huo Qubing to cross the Gobi and desert to carry out a large-scale cavalry battle with the Huns.
But then why did the Han Dynasty shortage of horses in the late Han Dynasty?
In fact, this is related to the special economic system of the Eastern Han Dynasty.
That is, the powerful occupy a large amount of land, raising private soldiers to protect themselves, which occupies a lot of productivity and consumes a lot of food
Reduced the amount of inflows into the market and the basic holdings of farmers
You can't just eat grass with good horses
And the farmers are unable to raise horses
The relatively lonely group in the hands of the nobles caused the inbreeding of the horses, which led to the degeneration of the horses.
Therefore, it is never a joke to find a good horse.
Because of this, attracted by this huge profit, countless merchants from the Central Plains venture north to participate in this gathering between the Han and the Huns at all costs.
There are many markets along the Great Wall, but these places are sometimes open and sometimes closed, but the gatherings in Jicheng, the capital of Youzhou, are storms and storms.
Therefore, most of the merchants going north choose Jicheng for transactions. They bring rich products, which also makes the business atmosphere here liven up, and also brings a joke about Jicheng, saying that Jicheng has more than four: the first one
The yellow turbans burned incense are tied into nests (Taipingdao, which is later the Yellow Turban Army)
There are many scammers in Jicheng and are evil (traders traveling from south to north, and those who are forced to buy and sell as inferior products)
The third is that there are more Hu people than Han people (mainly Wuhuan, Xianbei and Xiongnu people). The fourth is that women in Jicheng are pregnant.
(There are many reasons for this, including rapes that are difficult to manage in public security, as well as kiln sisters who serve Hu people and businessmen. The frontiers do not pay attention to etiquette, so they are pregnant before marriage, and widows who usually half-closed their doors to pick up customers, as well as sluts who steal people are everywhere in the city)
Just when people were busy burning incense, cheating money, watching Hu people, and playing widows, Liu Yu, the governor of Youzhou, seemed a little unhappy. Jicheng was the capital of Youzhou. Every time he was at this time, he would have a headache.
Liu Yu slapped the table and shouted: Go and ask me the prefect of Jicheng, why did he find such a weathered case? Can't he even get rid of it? He shamelessly sent it to the governor's yamen.
Liu Yu's Mu Bincheng hurriedly came over and said: Sir, don't worry, this is not a simple weathering case.
When Liu Yu blinked his eyes and stared at Cheng Bucai like a curious baby, he said: Let me talk about it in detail.
Cheng Bucai bowed deeply and said: "Okay, I'll report to the lord. This matter is related to the old man who just retired from the Wang family, a wealthy man in the city. Wang Shihao."
Liu Yu: Alas, sir, this is wrong. How could the old master of the Wang family do something to kill the widow's reputation by resigning from his official position? Besides, the case file also said that it was said. Widow Xu said that the night was dark and windy, and he was pulled over by a sack. He was not seen, so he was abused. This is probably heard from the hearsay. Mr. Wang Shihao has always had a good reputation. He is not very famous in Shilin. Ah, people are waiting to retreat.
The officials retreated one after another
Liu Yu suddenly felt like he had changed someone else and asked excitedly: Do you think this is serious?
Cheng Bucai: What Xiaoke saw with his own eyes
Liu Yu: Oh, I used to think that Widow Xu was a chaste and fierce woman. She still couldn't succeed after asking someone to test her several times. She turned out to be a slut
Cheng Bucai: Oh, it’s not just Ah Today, the daughter of the Censor Su is sitting on someone else’s horse, making people hug Ah
Liu Yu was drinking tea, and his mouth was almost out of breath when he was drinking tea. Cheng Bucai choked and then turned around.
He wiping the tea from his mouth and said viciously: Good Ah, good Ah are all a bunch of sluts. No, just tonight... I also asked someone to put a sack on them and get them to the mansion. When they turn their backs on, they are not virgins, and there is no evidence. I guess they are just mute and have no trouble saying that they are suffering from coptis chinensis hahahaha
Liu Yu was intoxicated and suddenly had a thought, as if he had remembered something, and asked quickly: I heard that Su Xuening from the Su family is very good at kung fu, but is there such a thing?
Cheng Bucai: Haha, the adults have been thinking too much about the so-called "killing" skills. It depends on the four words "ruthless, fast, and steady". I think a little girl who grows up in the boudoir. No matter how good her kung fu, she has never killed anyone. As long as we find a few soldiers who are rolling in the pile of dead people, and give two more money, even if we lose a few people, we can definitely capture her. After all, the tiger family cannot live in a group of wolves. Let's take a sack and beat sticks. I think there will be no problem even if those soldiers are captured, as long as they insist that they are drunk and are indiscriminate, they will be punished by the military. Isn't it true that they are tragic after all, they have Liu Yan, who is in charge of military power, and we take the blame for us, right?
Liu Yu: Gao, Gao Ah Hahaha
Cheng Bucai: There is something else that sir...
Liu Yu: Are you serious about this?
Cheng Bucai: It's true
Liu Yu: Alas... I hope they don't cause any trouble
Cheng Bucai: It's Ah, it's Ah
Just when the hypocrite Liu Yu was in the governor's office, he was making bad ideas.
A team of Huns dressed in Jicheng appeared, and the man in charge was a tall man.
He had three long beards and gently fluttered in the wind
His eyes were sharper than eagles, and he seemed to be able to pierce a person with his sharp sword-like eyes.
The man was about thirty years old, and his skin had been beaten by the strong wind of the grassland.
He is tall, strong, and also reveals a noble demeanor
This man is undoubtedly an amazing person on the grassland
Not only does it mean that the golden scimitar was faintly exposed under his sable fur, but just looking at the tall figure of the bald giant men guarding him, everyone knows how great this person is.
The leading man is Beigong Boyu. He is the right wise king of the Southern Xiongnu and the third person in the Southern Xiongnu.
With his identity, it is impossible for him to come to the market. This time he came to attend a alliance ceremony held by Taiping Road.
Beigong Boyu looked at the lively street market in Jicheng and then saw that the people wrapped in yellow turbans were burning incense and praying for blessings everywhere.
Beigong Boyu: Tell, isn’t we just come to hunt grass valley every autumn (robbery) and are you so scared that you pray to God and Buddha every day? Great wise mentors, I’m so angry that when we asked us to send troops, wasn’t we like a dog? Hahaha
Beigong Boyu laughed wildly, but a waiter wearing yellow turbans on his head was embarrassed and unable to speak.
Suddenly, the sound of gold and iron clashing in a mansion made Beigong Boyu feel curious
Beigong Boyu: Let's go and have a look
Yellow Turban Waiter: But... all the leaders are waiting for us
Beigong Boyu's waiter: Get out
Outside Zhang Fei's mansion, Beigong Boyu didn't go to watch it either, just listened to the sound of Jin Tie, and he couldn't help but pinch his long beard and nodded slightly, then said: Oh, it was the two masters who listened to the sound. One of them had a big move that was open and close. I guess he was a big man holding a snake spear who was more than nine feet tall, while the other was short and crisp, and he must be a beautiful woman holding a dagger or a short sword with two close-fitting attacks.
Attendant: Why can you hear the beauty and ugliness?
Beigong Boyu: His steps are light and agile, his sword strikes are crisp and flexible, and his position changes a lot. He must have a graceful figure. She is murderous intent at every step, which makes the man die at any time, and the man can't bear to kill him. Do you think he is a beauty?
The attendant watching the battle on the wall said: The prince is really amazing, but I don’t know if the prince can guess the color of the girl’s clothes?
Beigong Boyu: The pink saro is covered with white underwear. If you guess correctly, you must be still standing up
Hearing this, the Hun servant was completely stunned, and the messenger with yellow turbans hurriedly climbed up to the wall to watch
When he saw my dressing, he looked like a ghost, and his expression happened to be seen by me.
I don't know why he was so surprised, I just thought that this guy was probably a lustful person, so I ignored him again
Beigong Boyu: How? Can I guess right?
The Yellow Turban Messenger Daidaisy was almost scared by the monster Beigong Boyu, and just raised his thumb and said: Gao, Prince Gao is Gao, can even hear the color of his clothes when he hears the sound.
Beigong Boyu said disdainfully: Idiot, of course I saw it.
The Yellow Turban Envoy: Ah... Could it be that the prince is like my great wise mentor?
Beigong Boyu: It’s not that I have the eyes of heaven, but that you are blind
Yellow Turban Messenger: Liar, Liar...
Beigong Boyu: Then come down and look at the little girls' homes in this city. They are all poor, green, rich and red women who dare to fight in broad daylight in such a house. Will they be those shy and timid little girls?
Yellow Turban Messenger: Gao, are you really a master? Ah, do you think this is a winner?
Beigong Boyu: In terms of martial arts, women are better at martial arts, and when it comes to real swords and guns, they are the unparalleled generals who listen to their tricks. Both sides should be familiar with the routine, but obviously the woman has won too many times since she was a child, so when they fight, the man will be timid and unable to play the outcome.
As soon as he finished speaking, Danglang heard a spear landing, and then the waiter who was lying on the wall watching the battle jumped off the wall and said with a bad face: Oh, the prince is right, the woman kicked the man on the chin and kicked him faint on the spot.
Beigong Boyu suddenly pulled off two beards and said in surprise: Do you take it seriously? How could that woman kick a nine-foot man in the face?
The attendant scratched his bare head and said: Prince Qi, the young man didn't know, but saw the woman suddenly turned around and jumped up as if she was wearing a whirlwind, so she kicked the man out with one kick. The man was really a pustule...
Beigong Boyu: Fart, even if that man comes to our prairie, he will definitely be the first fierce general. You are 10,000 pieces of material, and you are not a match. Let's go
Yellow Turban Envoy: Where is the prince?
Beigong Boyu: Of course, I'm going back to the grassland, otherwise would I have to be embarrassed by these materials here with you?
Beigong Boyu, who was outside the courtyard, left, and I, who was in the courtyard, quickly pinched Zhang Hutou and beat her chest.
I just used Taekwondo's whirlwind legs, which was originally a move with a low hit rate.
However, because the ancients did not like to attack the enemy's face when competing with fists and feet, although there were many defensive moves over time, they were always unprepared to fight when the opponent made a move.
(It is the saying that hitting someone but not slapping the face is part of martial ethics. Because there will be a win or lose when you fight with fists and feet, but it will be difficult to cover up such shame because there is a saying that hit someone but not slapping the face, and scolding others without revealing their shortcomings)
Many servants in Zhang Fei's private house were already scared and their faces were ashamed, while the maids were already scared and cried.
(There was still a custom of burying the servants in the Han Dynasty) I ignored these people, so I naturally knew that if I kicked them, I wouldn't be able to kill them.
But if you don't rescue for a long time, if you choke on the food from the esophagus during coma, it will be fatal.
Thinking of this, I hurriedly held Zhang Fei and sat up, ensuring that he would not be choked to death.
(In ancient times, the so-called killing of a circle in the martial arts competition was often caused by heavy punches. People often lifted up the upper body of the boxing like a dead pig to the bed. This process is most likely to cause food to spread and choke into the trachea. So after a few dozen seconds in modern fighting, they usually quickly lift the upper body of the boxer, and then check the pupils of the boxer)
I quickly lifted Zhang Fei's eyelids, and there seemed to be blood accumulation inside. So I took my water bag in one hand and bit it open it with my mouth. Then the clear water washed Zhang Fei's pupils.
As the water mixed with blood flowed down the corners of his eyes, his pupils gradually became clear and gathered together.
Fortunately, fortunately, if the rescue was prompt, if the clumsy servants were allowed to carry him to the bed randomly, it would be a very simple coma that would have killed him.
Seeing this, I quickly arched my front legs and let him lie face down on it.
Then he quickly reached out and buckled his mouth. After hearing his wow, he vomited out a thick yellow and pungent liquid.
He vomited, and I felt at ease.
He also gradually returned it back
People also seem to leave in disappointment because they missed a good show of murdering their own husband.
When they were down from the wall, they always said something uneven and uneven: It turns out that this young master of the Zhang family is a coward who practices martial arts all day long. He was almost kicked to death by his wife.
Such words are endless, and this young master Zhang Hutou seems to care nothing.
He just said tiredly: Xue Ning, your kick is so powerful that I almost let me meet the King of Hell. When we meet the King of Hell, I will tie your feet up and save you from becoming a widow on your wedding night
Seeing that he was fine and had the heart to joke, I asked with a smile: Alas, Zhang Hutou, then tell me what the King of Hell looks like
Zhang Fei: Oh, King of Hell Ah is a fairy-like person
When I heard this, I couldn't help but become interested, so I gently let him go and let him sit down, so I couldn't wait to ask: Oh? Isn't it said that the King of Hell is terrible? Is it still a man with a beard?
Zhang Fei: Alas, no, no, at first, I also thought the King of Hell was a man, but I went around, but it was not right at all.
When I heard this, I couldn't help but become more interested, so I continued to urge and asked: Really Ah, please tell me how beautiful it is.
Zhang Fei thought about it and looked at me again, and said: King of Hell Ah, she is really beautiful, she has a beautiful willow-leaf eyebrows, a phoenix eye, a small nose and a small mouth.
I silently read: Willow-leaf eyebrows, phoenix eyes, small nose, small mouth... It's pretty...
But when I said this, what I suddenly thought of was the way I reflected on the bronze mirror. When I looked at Zhang Fei's smirk, I suddenly realized that this bastard actually said that I was the King of Hell.
I thought of this, so I said softly: Zhang...fei...Who do you think is the King of Hell...
Zhang Fei: Oh...wife...wives, please spare your life...I'm not saying you
I pinched his pretty face and twisted it hard and asked viciously: Who are you talking about?
At this time, a woman's voice came: I think this sister is a misunderstanding. There are countless women in the world who are not just like that. Maybe Brother Fei'er is talking about me.
I looked in the direction of the sound, and a girl wearing a purple gauze dress with a moon-white silk skirt, and two golden shaking girls walked in.
The girl looked at it and then politely said: Xiahou Lan'er, I've seen my sister
I looked at Zhang Fei, and I glared at him viciously and said: Zhang Fei, it seems that you don’t have to run thousands of miles to find that person. Okay, you guys continue talking about me and leave
Xiahou Lan: Walk slowly but not send
Zhang Fei shouted: Xiahou Lan, today next year will be your taboo day
His scream instantly scared me, and even more frightened the delicate Xiahou Lan
So much so that as soon as she fell, she was so scared that she was completely invisible that she cried and wanted to escape.
But Zhang Fei grabbed her hair, and the pain made Xiahou Lan cry and snot flow out.
My God, Master San, Master Zhang, Master San, do you want to be so violent or so cruel? Wow, I didn’t really let you kill her, but I like it, I did it well
Just as I admired the bird pool, tears and snot flowing, and crying and screaming were shining with each other: Shameless dog thief let go of my sister
Then three locust stones quickly hit me and I could see the three stones clearly, so I would not allow them to destroy the show. So I grabbed a short sword and blocked it in front and knocked the three locust stones away one by one.
The man who hit the Locust Stone seemed extremely angry and intervened, shouting: What a demon girl
After saying that, he actually grabbed the big knife from the weapon rack and came over
The sword came fiercely and came directly on my neck. I quickly took out the powerful and heavy sword with a sword, then jumped back a few steps, and avoided the sword with a sudden slash.
This guy is so powerful. Even though I used my skillful force to pick out his big knife, I still made my mouth numb, and even the sword was trembling slightly.
If I resisted this sword, I would have been destroyed.
That guy didn't seem to be relaxed either. He slashed the stone slab with one knife, and he couldn't pull it out if he couldn't get it in the stone slab.
His hands were already bleeding
Zhang Fei shouted: Xiahou Dun, you hit my woman, I will kill you
Wow, Xiahou Dun is not, it is said in the unofficial history that Zhang Fei obtained it as Xiahou Dun's sister
In the past, I thought it was nonsense, but it turned out that this was not nonsense, but because they were cousins Ah. No wonder Zhang Bao was born as a second-rate general, and turned out to be the victim of close relatives' marriage.
Me: Don't come here. If you let go of that thief, you will never come to see me and let me meet this Xiahou Dun for the rest of your life
Xiahou Dun: The witch is so brave. When I kill you, I will kill him and ask you to go to the underworld to be against the ghost mandarin ducks.
Xiahou Lan: If you kill Brother Fei, I will not be alive.
Shut up
This sentence was spoken in unison from the three of us, which scared Xiahou Lan so much that she didn't dare to say a word
Xiahou Dun gave up the big knife inserted into the stone slab, pulled out his sword and walked forward.
Every time he went further, his driving with his sword changed. It was obvious that he was very careful that I threw away the sword and picked up a long whip that was more than ten feet long.
Although the long whip is not fatal, it is indeed the best choice for women to avoid fighting with men in battle.
The spear is too long and too heavy and difficult to last. It is easy for a sword to intersect with weapons and turns into a force confrontation.
Only if the whip is played well, if it goes well, not only can the opponent make his skin burst, but it will be better to roll his sword away.
I soon danced a long whip and pulled it out again and again. The sound of whipping was whipping next to Xiahou Dun. He began to consciously avoid the whip.
OK, this is how hesitation is the most feared when fighting with a long whip. Once you look at the placement of the whip with your eyes, your eyes will leave the sword. This is the opportunity.
Good opportunity
A sound of PIA sounded, and the cowhide whipped Xiahou Dun's hand, and then wrapped his sword hilt.
After a swipe, his sword was knocked away high
Alas, he rushed over, he actually threw his sword on purpose, the purpose was to fight me in hand-to-hand combat
A violent palm wind hit me, and I quickly squatted down, but the iron palms actually pressed down again, so I quickly supported the ground with one hand and hit his ankle with one kick.
Xiahou Dun took a few steps back after an unstable center of gravity, and then knelt on the ground. At this time, the wall was covered with people.
A: What a powerful woman, she kicked her kneel again. It seems that he is not as powerful as Zhang Hu's head.
B: You know, you don’t see that someone is wearing the clothes of the Imperial Army Captain, but he is not as good as Zhang Hu’s head?
A: I think he is not as powerful as Zhang Hutou. The young master Hutou beat him for a long time before he was kicked, but he got kicked him down after just a few seconds.
B: What do you know? How can you fight your husband if you are desperate? Look at my concubine's brother, so I can't help my husband. I will naturally take real tricks.
C: Isn’t that girl the daughter of Lord Su?
A and B: Which Lord Su? Could it be Lord Su Quan...
Xiahou Dun: Bastard, shut up, so many people watch the fun, you talk a lot, and you look at so many people who are lying on the wall to watch the fun, but who is talking to you, but you don’t like to watch it.
No, the real Xiahou Dun is so kind and still talks with the audience. If he had been born two thousand years late, he would definitely be very popular.
Xiahou Dun's curse seemed to usher in boos
More and more people are starting to laugh at his incompetence
In the end, Xiahou Dun reluctantly said in order to save face: Girl, let’s invite us after we leave the house of such people, and we won’t come.
Xiahou Dun and Xiahou Lan have left
The people left, too
To be honest, if I didn't happen to kick Zhang Fei who was unprepared to me, I would be exhausted if I wanted to knock him down.
If Xiahou Dun didn't happen to make him kneel down, it made him feel embarrassed that the winner was still between the two. In short, I said that today I was lucky to win the opponent, and luckily drove away a potential rival.
Zhang Hutou: Xue Ning, don’t be angry with me
At this time, I knocked Zhang Sanye unconscious and forced Xiahou Dun to retreat. This brilliant record made me feel happy and naturally I wouldn't be angry. It seems that I am also a first-class star. Ah
Not only was I not angry at this time, but I was in a good mood to see him coming over, but I wrapped my hands around his neck and said: I'm not angry, I'm still very happy. I saw such a beautiful girl likes my husband. My husband is willing to destroy my skills. I'm not too late, how can I get angry?
Zhang Hutou said excitedly when he heard this: Really? I thought you would be unhappy because I spared Xiahou Lan's life.
I looked at him in a daze and kissed him gently on the tip of his nose and said: Fool, I just look at your feelings and I am not that cruel.
Zhang Hutou: Alas, my Xue Ning is the kindest woman in the world
Me: Look at your stupidity, you just got my clothes dirty and got sweaty for you. Do you want me to take a shower as compensation
Zhang Hutou: OK, I will ask my maid Rong'er to boil water and rub your back to ensure that it is comfortable
Me: Fool, are you happy to do these things I want you to do?
Zhang Hutou: Alas, happy, happy
Under the afterglow of the sunset, Zhang Hutou picked me up and walked towards his room.
Everyone was already asleep at night, but Xiahou Dun's mood still couldn't calm down
He is a handsome man, but he doesn't like the delicate flowers in Luoyang City. He likes wildness and competition
Today's failure did not disappoint him, but made him feel excited.
Xiahou Dun murmured to himself: What a thorny flower, I must pick it
At night, Liu Yu, the governor's house: Has that little girl left Zhang Hutou's private house yet?
Cheng Bucai: It is true that the Lord, and the Zhang family members are eager to learn martial arts and are not easy to succeed.
Liu Yu: Bastard, it's so disgusting, so nice, white and tender, pretty little girl is actually cheaper, and Zhang Hu's head is so good that she's taken away by the wolf.
Cheng Bucai: But Widow Xu has been arrested
Liu Yu: Miaomiao, lead the way
Then there is the sound of metal collision in Dangdang
Zhang's young master - Zhang Hutou. He loves to practice martial arts. This is something that everyone knows about, and it always makes everyone hate it because of this.
So whenever there are fights coming from his yard
Not only will people not find out the truth and then lend a helping hand, but instead take a sip of tea without raising their heads, shook their head helplessly and said: Fight, beat one to kill one less, I'll wait for the people to watch it
This is the turn of spring and summer, and it is also the time when the nations outside the pass are most short of salt and rice.
Salt is a necessity for cooking, stir-frying and making milk tea.
The rice is mainly used to feed the war horses under their crotch that were hungry for a winter, which are used to nourish their bodies.
They brought a large number of cattle and horses to trade here in exchange for salt, tea, grain, pots and pans and other daily necessities such as daily necessities
The trade between the Han Dynasty and the Huns was always intermittent, so that it almost disappeared in the Huanling period at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty.
Although the imperial court had already issued a clear order to completely stop the trade between the Han Dynasty and the Huns, the Han Dynasty was very short of horses, and good horses were particularly scarce.
Although this has something to do with geographical location and environment, it doesn't matter much in detail.
Because everyone knows that in the early years of the Western Han Dynasty, the Han Dynasty was still able to organize the powerful uprising army of Wei Qing and Huo Qubing to cross the Gobi and desert to carry out a large-scale cavalry battle with the Huns.
But then why did the Han Dynasty shortage of horses in the late Han Dynasty?
In fact, this is related to the special economic system of the Eastern Han Dynasty.
That is, the powerful occupy a large amount of land, raising private soldiers to protect themselves, which occupies a lot of productivity and consumes a lot of food
Reduced the amount of inflows into the market and the basic holdings of farmers
You can't just eat grass with good horses
And the farmers are unable to raise horses
The relatively lonely group in the hands of the nobles caused the inbreeding of the horses, which led to the degeneration of the horses.
Therefore, it is never a joke to find a good horse.
Because of this, attracted by this huge profit, countless merchants from the Central Plains venture north to participate in this gathering between the Han and the Huns at all costs.
There are many markets along the Great Wall, but these places are sometimes open and sometimes closed, but the gatherings in Jicheng, the capital of Youzhou, are storms and storms.
Therefore, most of the merchants going north choose Jicheng for transactions. They bring rich products, which also makes the business atmosphere here liven up, and also brings a joke about Jicheng, saying that Jicheng has more than four: the first one
The yellow turbans burned incense are tied into nests (Taipingdao, which is later the Yellow Turban Army)
There are many scammers in Jicheng and are evil (traders traveling from south to north, and those who are forced to buy and sell as inferior products)
The third is that there are more Hu people than Han people (mainly Wuhuan, Xianbei and Xiongnu people). The fourth is that women in Jicheng are pregnant.
(There are many reasons for this, including rapes that are difficult to manage in public security, as well as kiln sisters who serve Hu people and businessmen. The frontiers do not pay attention to etiquette, so they are pregnant before marriage, and widows who usually half-closed their doors to pick up customers, as well as sluts who steal people are everywhere in the city)
Just when people were busy burning incense, cheating money, watching Hu people, and playing widows, Liu Yu, the governor of Youzhou, seemed a little unhappy. Jicheng was the capital of Youzhou. Every time he was at this time, he would have a headache.
Liu Yu slapped the table and shouted: Go and ask me the prefect of Jicheng, why did he find such a weathered case? Can't he even get rid of it? He shamelessly sent it to the governor's yamen.
Liu Yu's Mu Bincheng hurriedly came over and said: Sir, don't worry, this is not a simple weathering case.
When Liu Yu blinked his eyes and stared at Cheng Bucai like a curious baby, he said: Let me talk about it in detail.
Cheng Bucai bowed deeply and said: "Okay, I'll report to the lord. This matter is related to the old man who just retired from the Wang family, a wealthy man in the city. Wang Shihao."
Liu Yu: Alas, sir, this is wrong. How could the old master of the Wang family do something to kill the widow's reputation by resigning from his official position? Besides, the case file also said that it was said. Widow Xu said that the night was dark and windy, and he was pulled over by a sack. He was not seen, so he was abused. This is probably heard from the hearsay. Mr. Wang Shihao has always had a good reputation. He is not very famous in Shilin. Ah, people are waiting to retreat.
The officials retreated one after another
Liu Yu suddenly felt like he had changed someone else and asked excitedly: Do you think this is serious?
Cheng Bucai: What Xiaoke saw with his own eyes
Liu Yu: Oh, I used to think that Widow Xu was a chaste and fierce woman. She still couldn't succeed after asking someone to test her several times. She turned out to be a slut
Cheng Bucai: Oh, it’s not just Ah Today, the daughter of the Censor Su is sitting on someone else’s horse, making people hug Ah
Liu Yu was drinking tea, and his mouth was almost out of breath when he was drinking tea. Cheng Bucai choked and then turned around.
He wiping the tea from his mouth and said viciously: Good Ah, good Ah are all a bunch of sluts. No, just tonight... I also asked someone to put a sack on them and get them to the mansion. When they turn their backs on, they are not virgins, and there is no evidence. I guess they are just mute and have no trouble saying that they are suffering from coptis chinensis hahahaha
Liu Yu was intoxicated and suddenly had a thought, as if he had remembered something, and asked quickly: I heard that Su Xuening from the Su family is very good at kung fu, but is there such a thing?
Cheng Bucai: Haha, the adults have been thinking too much about the so-called "killing" skills. It depends on the four words "ruthless, fast, and steady". I think a little girl who grows up in the boudoir. No matter how good her kung fu, she has never killed anyone. As long as we find a few soldiers who are rolling in the pile of dead people, and give two more money, even if we lose a few people, we can definitely capture her. After all, the tiger family cannot live in a group of wolves. Let's take a sack and beat sticks. I think there will be no problem even if those soldiers are captured, as long as they insist that they are drunk and are indiscriminate, they will be punished by the military. Isn't it true that they are tragic after all, they have Liu Yan, who is in charge of military power, and we take the blame for us, right?
Liu Yu: Gao, Gao Ah Hahaha
Cheng Bucai: There is something else that sir...
Liu Yu: Are you serious about this?
Cheng Bucai: It's true
Liu Yu: Alas... I hope they don't cause any trouble
Cheng Bucai: It's Ah, it's Ah
Just when the hypocrite Liu Yu was in the governor's office, he was making bad ideas.
A team of Huns dressed in Jicheng appeared, and the man in charge was a tall man.
He had three long beards and gently fluttered in the wind
His eyes were sharper than eagles, and he seemed to be able to pierce a person with his sharp sword-like eyes.
The man was about thirty years old, and his skin had been beaten by the strong wind of the grassland.
He is tall, strong, and also reveals a noble demeanor
This man is undoubtedly an amazing person on the grassland
Not only does it mean that the golden scimitar was faintly exposed under his sable fur, but just looking at the tall figure of the bald giant men guarding him, everyone knows how great this person is.
The leading man is Beigong Boyu. He is the right wise king of the Southern Xiongnu and the third person in the Southern Xiongnu.
With his identity, it is impossible for him to come to the market. This time he came to attend a alliance ceremony held by Taiping Road.
Beigong Boyu looked at the lively street market in Jicheng and then saw that the people wrapped in yellow turbans were burning incense and praying for blessings everywhere.
Beigong Boyu: Tell, isn’t we just come to hunt grass valley every autumn (robbery) and are you so scared that you pray to God and Buddha every day? Great wise mentors, I’m so angry that when we asked us to send troops, wasn’t we like a dog? Hahaha
Beigong Boyu laughed wildly, but a waiter wearing yellow turbans on his head was embarrassed and unable to speak.
Suddenly, the sound of gold and iron clashing in a mansion made Beigong Boyu feel curious
Beigong Boyu: Let's go and have a look
Yellow Turban Waiter: But... all the leaders are waiting for us
Beigong Boyu's waiter: Get out
Outside Zhang Fei's mansion, Beigong Boyu didn't go to watch it either, just listened to the sound of Jin Tie, and he couldn't help but pinch his long beard and nodded slightly, then said: Oh, it was the two masters who listened to the sound. One of them had a big move that was open and close. I guess he was a big man holding a snake spear who was more than nine feet tall, while the other was short and crisp, and he must be a beautiful woman holding a dagger or a short sword with two close-fitting attacks.
Attendant: Why can you hear the beauty and ugliness?
Beigong Boyu: His steps are light and agile, his sword strikes are crisp and flexible, and his position changes a lot. He must have a graceful figure. She is murderous intent at every step, which makes the man die at any time, and the man can't bear to kill him. Do you think he is a beauty?
The attendant watching the battle on the wall said: The prince is really amazing, but I don’t know if the prince can guess the color of the girl’s clothes?
Beigong Boyu: The pink saro is covered with white underwear. If you guess correctly, you must be still standing up
Hearing this, the Hun servant was completely stunned, and the messenger with yellow turbans hurriedly climbed up to the wall to watch
When he saw my dressing, he looked like a ghost, and his expression happened to be seen by me.
I don't know why he was so surprised, I just thought that this guy was probably a lustful person, so I ignored him again
Beigong Boyu: How? Can I guess right?
The Yellow Turban Messenger Daidaisy was almost scared by the monster Beigong Boyu, and just raised his thumb and said: Gao, Prince Gao is Gao, can even hear the color of his clothes when he hears the sound.
Beigong Boyu said disdainfully: Idiot, of course I saw it.
The Yellow Turban Envoy: Ah... Could it be that the prince is like my great wise mentor?
Beigong Boyu: It’s not that I have the eyes of heaven, but that you are blind
Yellow Turban Messenger: Liar, Liar...
Beigong Boyu: Then come down and look at the little girls' homes in this city. They are all poor, green, rich and red women who dare to fight in broad daylight in such a house. Will they be those shy and timid little girls?
Yellow Turban Messenger: Gao, are you really a master? Ah, do you think this is a winner?
Beigong Boyu: In terms of martial arts, women are better at martial arts, and when it comes to real swords and guns, they are the unparalleled generals who listen to their tricks. Both sides should be familiar with the routine, but obviously the woman has won too many times since she was a child, so when they fight, the man will be timid and unable to play the outcome.
As soon as he finished speaking, Danglang heard a spear landing, and then the waiter who was lying on the wall watching the battle jumped off the wall and said with a bad face: Oh, the prince is right, the woman kicked the man on the chin and kicked him faint on the spot.
Beigong Boyu suddenly pulled off two beards and said in surprise: Do you take it seriously? How could that woman kick a nine-foot man in the face?
The attendant scratched his bare head and said: Prince Qi, the young man didn't know, but saw the woman suddenly turned around and jumped up as if she was wearing a whirlwind, so she kicked the man out with one kick. The man was really a pustule...
Beigong Boyu: Fart, even if that man comes to our prairie, he will definitely be the first fierce general. You are 10,000 pieces of material, and you are not a match. Let's go
Yellow Turban Envoy: Where is the prince?
Beigong Boyu: Of course, I'm going back to the grassland, otherwise would I have to be embarrassed by these materials here with you?
Beigong Boyu, who was outside the courtyard, left, and I, who was in the courtyard, quickly pinched Zhang Hutou and beat her chest.
I just used Taekwondo's whirlwind legs, which was originally a move with a low hit rate.
However, because the ancients did not like to attack the enemy's face when competing with fists and feet, although there were many defensive moves over time, they were always unprepared to fight when the opponent made a move.
(It is the saying that hitting someone but not slapping the face is part of martial ethics. Because there will be a win or lose when you fight with fists and feet, but it will be difficult to cover up such shame because there is a saying that hit someone but not slapping the face, and scolding others without revealing their shortcomings)
Many servants in Zhang Fei's private house were already scared and their faces were ashamed, while the maids were already scared and cried.
(There was still a custom of burying the servants in the Han Dynasty) I ignored these people, so I naturally knew that if I kicked them, I wouldn't be able to kill them.
But if you don't rescue for a long time, if you choke on the food from the esophagus during coma, it will be fatal.
Thinking of this, I hurriedly held Zhang Fei and sat up, ensuring that he would not be choked to death.
(In ancient times, the so-called killing of a circle in the martial arts competition was often caused by heavy punches. People often lifted up the upper body of the boxing like a dead pig to the bed. This process is most likely to cause food to spread and choke into the trachea. So after a few dozen seconds in modern fighting, they usually quickly lift the upper body of the boxer, and then check the pupils of the boxer)
I quickly lifted Zhang Fei's eyelids, and there seemed to be blood accumulation inside. So I took my water bag in one hand and bit it open it with my mouth. Then the clear water washed Zhang Fei's pupils.
As the water mixed with blood flowed down the corners of his eyes, his pupils gradually became clear and gathered together.
Fortunately, fortunately, if the rescue was prompt, if the clumsy servants were allowed to carry him to the bed randomly, it would be a very simple coma that would have killed him.
Seeing this, I quickly arched my front legs and let him lie face down on it.
Then he quickly reached out and buckled his mouth. After hearing his wow, he vomited out a thick yellow and pungent liquid.
He vomited, and I felt at ease.
He also gradually returned it back
People also seem to leave in disappointment because they missed a good show of murdering their own husband.
When they were down from the wall, they always said something uneven and uneven: It turns out that this young master of the Zhang family is a coward who practices martial arts all day long. He was almost kicked to death by his wife.
Such words are endless, and this young master Zhang Hutou seems to care nothing.
He just said tiredly: Xue Ning, your kick is so powerful that I almost let me meet the King of Hell. When we meet the King of Hell, I will tie your feet up and save you from becoming a widow on your wedding night
Seeing that he was fine and had the heart to joke, I asked with a smile: Alas, Zhang Hutou, then tell me what the King of Hell looks like
Zhang Fei: Oh, King of Hell Ah is a fairy-like person
When I heard this, I couldn't help but become interested, so I gently let him go and let him sit down, so I couldn't wait to ask: Oh? Isn't it said that the King of Hell is terrible? Is it still a man with a beard?
Zhang Fei: Alas, no, no, at first, I also thought the King of Hell was a man, but I went around, but it was not right at all.
When I heard this, I couldn't help but become more interested, so I continued to urge and asked: Really Ah, please tell me how beautiful it is.
Zhang Fei thought about it and looked at me again, and said: King of Hell Ah, she is really beautiful, she has a beautiful willow-leaf eyebrows, a phoenix eye, a small nose and a small mouth.
I silently read: Willow-leaf eyebrows, phoenix eyes, small nose, small mouth... It's pretty...
But when I said this, what I suddenly thought of was the way I reflected on the bronze mirror. When I looked at Zhang Fei's smirk, I suddenly realized that this bastard actually said that I was the King of Hell.
I thought of this, so I said softly: Zhang...fei...Who do you think is the King of Hell...
Zhang Fei: Oh...wife...wives, please spare your life...I'm not saying you
I pinched his pretty face and twisted it hard and asked viciously: Who are you talking about?
At this time, a woman's voice came: I think this sister is a misunderstanding. There are countless women in the world who are not just like that. Maybe Brother Fei'er is talking about me.
I looked in the direction of the sound, and a girl wearing a purple gauze dress with a moon-white silk skirt, and two golden shaking girls walked in.
The girl looked at it and then politely said: Xiahou Lan'er, I've seen my sister
I looked at Zhang Fei, and I glared at him viciously and said: Zhang Fei, it seems that you don’t have to run thousands of miles to find that person. Okay, you guys continue talking about me and leave
Xiahou Lan: Walk slowly but not send
Zhang Fei shouted: Xiahou Lan, today next year will be your taboo day
His scream instantly scared me, and even more frightened the delicate Xiahou Lan
So much so that as soon as she fell, she was so scared that she was completely invisible that she cried and wanted to escape.
But Zhang Fei grabbed her hair, and the pain made Xiahou Lan cry and snot flow out.
My God, Master San, Master Zhang, Master San, do you want to be so violent or so cruel? Wow, I didn’t really let you kill her, but I like it, I did it well
Just as I admired the bird pool, tears and snot flowing, and crying and screaming were shining with each other: Shameless dog thief let go of my sister
Then three locust stones quickly hit me and I could see the three stones clearly, so I would not allow them to destroy the show. So I grabbed a short sword and blocked it in front and knocked the three locust stones away one by one.
The man who hit the Locust Stone seemed extremely angry and intervened, shouting: What a demon girl
After saying that, he actually grabbed the big knife from the weapon rack and came over
The sword came fiercely and came directly on my neck. I quickly took out the powerful and heavy sword with a sword, then jumped back a few steps, and avoided the sword with a sudden slash.
This guy is so powerful. Even though I used my skillful force to pick out his big knife, I still made my mouth numb, and even the sword was trembling slightly.
If I resisted this sword, I would have been destroyed.
That guy didn't seem to be relaxed either. He slashed the stone slab with one knife, and he couldn't pull it out if he couldn't get it in the stone slab.
His hands were already bleeding
Zhang Fei shouted: Xiahou Dun, you hit my woman, I will kill you
Wow, Xiahou Dun is not, it is said in the unofficial history that Zhang Fei obtained it as Xiahou Dun's sister
In the past, I thought it was nonsense, but it turned out that this was not nonsense, but because they were cousins Ah. No wonder Zhang Bao was born as a second-rate general, and turned out to be the victim of close relatives' marriage.
Me: Don't come here. If you let go of that thief, you will never come to see me and let me meet this Xiahou Dun for the rest of your life
Xiahou Dun: The witch is so brave. When I kill you, I will kill him and ask you to go to the underworld to be against the ghost mandarin ducks.
Xiahou Lan: If you kill Brother Fei, I will not be alive.
Shut up
This sentence was spoken in unison from the three of us, which scared Xiahou Lan so much that she didn't dare to say a word
Xiahou Dun gave up the big knife inserted into the stone slab, pulled out his sword and walked forward.
Every time he went further, his driving with his sword changed. It was obvious that he was very careful that I threw away the sword and picked up a long whip that was more than ten feet long.
Although the long whip is not fatal, it is indeed the best choice for women to avoid fighting with men in battle.
The spear is too long and too heavy and difficult to last. It is easy for a sword to intersect with weapons and turns into a force confrontation.
Only if the whip is played well, if it goes well, not only can the opponent make his skin burst, but it will be better to roll his sword away.
I soon danced a long whip and pulled it out again and again. The sound of whipping was whipping next to Xiahou Dun. He began to consciously avoid the whip.
OK, this is how hesitation is the most feared when fighting with a long whip. Once you look at the placement of the whip with your eyes, your eyes will leave the sword. This is the opportunity.
Good opportunity
A sound of PIA sounded, and the cowhide whipped Xiahou Dun's hand, and then wrapped his sword hilt.
After a swipe, his sword was knocked away high
Alas, he rushed over, he actually threw his sword on purpose, the purpose was to fight me in hand-to-hand combat
A violent palm wind hit me, and I quickly squatted down, but the iron palms actually pressed down again, so I quickly supported the ground with one hand and hit his ankle with one kick.
Xiahou Dun took a few steps back after an unstable center of gravity, and then knelt on the ground. At this time, the wall was covered with people.
A: What a powerful woman, she kicked her kneel again. It seems that he is not as powerful as Zhang Hu's head.
B: You know, you don’t see that someone is wearing the clothes of the Imperial Army Captain, but he is not as good as Zhang Hu’s head?
A: I think he is not as powerful as Zhang Hutou. The young master Hutou beat him for a long time before he was kicked, but he got kicked him down after just a few seconds.
B: What do you know? How can you fight your husband if you are desperate? Look at my concubine's brother, so I can't help my husband. I will naturally take real tricks.
C: Isn’t that girl the daughter of Lord Su?
A and B: Which Lord Su? Could it be Lord Su Quan...
Xiahou Dun: Bastard, shut up, so many people watch the fun, you talk a lot, and you look at so many people who are lying on the wall to watch the fun, but who is talking to you, but you don’t like to watch it.
No, the real Xiahou Dun is so kind and still talks with the audience. If he had been born two thousand years late, he would definitely be very popular.
Xiahou Dun's curse seemed to usher in boos
More and more people are starting to laugh at his incompetence
In the end, Xiahou Dun reluctantly said in order to save face: Girl, let’s invite us after we leave the house of such people, and we won’t come.
Xiahou Dun and Xiahou Lan have left
The people left, too
To be honest, if I didn't happen to kick Zhang Fei who was unprepared to me, I would be exhausted if I wanted to knock him down.
If Xiahou Dun didn't happen to make him kneel down, it made him feel embarrassed that the winner was still between the two. In short, I said that today I was lucky to win the opponent, and luckily drove away a potential rival.
Zhang Hutou: Xue Ning, don’t be angry with me
At this time, I knocked Zhang Sanye unconscious and forced Xiahou Dun to retreat. This brilliant record made me feel happy and naturally I wouldn't be angry. It seems that I am also a first-class star. Ah
Not only was I not angry at this time, but I was in a good mood to see him coming over, but I wrapped my hands around his neck and said: I'm not angry, I'm still very happy. I saw such a beautiful girl likes my husband. My husband is willing to destroy my skills. I'm not too late, how can I get angry?
Zhang Hutou said excitedly when he heard this: Really? I thought you would be unhappy because I spared Xiahou Lan's life.
I looked at him in a daze and kissed him gently on the tip of his nose and said: Fool, I just look at your feelings and I am not that cruel.
Zhang Hutou: Alas, my Xue Ning is the kindest woman in the world
Me: Look at your stupidity, you just got my clothes dirty and got sweaty for you. Do you want me to take a shower as compensation
Zhang Hutou: OK, I will ask my maid Rong'er to boil water and rub your back to ensure that it is comfortable
Me: Fool, are you happy to do these things I want you to do?
Zhang Hutou: Alas, happy, happy
Under the afterglow of the sunset, Zhang Hutou picked me up and walked towards his room.
Everyone was already asleep at night, but Xiahou Dun's mood still couldn't calm down
He is a handsome man, but he doesn't like the delicate flowers in Luoyang City. He likes wildness and competition
Today's failure did not disappoint him, but made him feel excited.
Xiahou Dun murmured to himself: What a thorny flower, I must pick it
At night, Liu Yu, the governor's house: Has that little girl left Zhang Hutou's private house yet?
Cheng Bucai: It is true that the Lord, and the Zhang family members are eager to learn martial arts and are not easy to succeed.
Liu Yu: Bastard, it's so disgusting, so nice, white and tender, pretty little girl is actually cheaper, and Zhang Hu's head is so good that she's taken away by the wolf.
Cheng Bucai: But Widow Xu has been arrested
Liu Yu: Miaomiao, lead the way