When I woke up from my confusion and loss, I realized that I had lost my composure and quickly apologized to the old man.
The old man just waved his hand tolerantly and said: It might be a good thing. I just wanted to ask, what do you think of the court?
I was a little confused. I was just a little person. It was already very rare for him to say so much to me. I even had to ask me what kind of dynasty this guy doesn't even know which dynasty it is today. It's incredible.
But I was excited inside. After all, it was also very fulfilling to be able to express myself in front of big people.
I have a little bit of a simple opinion, how dare I take it out and make a joke? Be humble first, so that I can't make people think I'm arrogant and speak nonsense
After seeing the old man's encouraging eyes, I continued to say: As the saying goes, "Food is the most important thing for people." For people like me, the court that can make us eat a lot is a good court. The people of the court are not as obsessed with orthodoxy and fame as scholars, but only focus on everything in front of us. Therefore, we may not know who the emperor is today, but we must know who our armor is.
Looking at him in shock, I knew this was something he had never heard of before
Although there are also words in history that water can carry boats and can also overturn boats, it is probably unprecedented to say that what I said is so explicit and thorough.
Seeing him gradually recovering, I continued: I came to Hangzhou from a foreign land. I also saw many corrupt officials and cruel officials along the way, and countless refugees were countless. Although the court organized the young and strong people into the wing army to prevent chaos, this is not a complete strategy. Not only did the military expenditure surge, but the soldiers' combat power was low. Although our dynasty was not worried about civil strife, we might eventually die in the hands of foreigners. I tried to organize the words carefully and there would be no flaws.
Because I am an ordinary citizen now, I can only tell you some of my own experiences and speculations so as not to make him doubt that I, a person who didn’t know which dynasty and dynasty I was just now, will now tell a lot of important news about the government.
I looked at him nervously and began to regret the impulse just now.
Slowly, the old man sighed and said: It seems that I am really old. The civil and military officials in the court are also mediocre and incompetent people who can even see a servant. But we officials turned a blind eye to it. Could it be that the heavens destroyed my Song Dynasty?
The old man sighed for a long time before turning his head to me and said: It seems that you are not a mediocre person. You are so incompetent. I wonder what your plans are for the future?
I smiled and said, "My lord is wrong, how dare I take it?" I am already a magistrate, and I have no worries about food and clothing, and I dare not look at Shu. My lord joked. Although the old man's words meant to support me, I was a little moved, but I don't want to enter the decadent officialdom, fight each other and deceiving each other. In those days of stalemate, how can I be as a lord as a lord?
The old man stared at me for a long time, as if he wanted to tell the truth from my expression. After a long time, he said: Maybe you don’t believe it. I have been an official for many years and have a lot of experience in asking about the cameraman, but when I first saw you, I could not see through your actions and I knew that you were a person who refused to surrender to others. However, your eyes were calm and indifferent and had no ambitions. This made me quite confused. How could I see these two completely different personalities in a person? So I spoke to you, but I didn’t expect that you had such outstanding views, but I couldn’t see through you. Can you explain the reason to me?
I suddenly realized in my heart, no wonder I asked so much, so that's how it is
No wonder, I am a modern person. Since childhood, I have instilled the idea that everyone is equal, and of course I will not regard myself as a person now.
If there is any difference with other servants, I am afraid the biggest difference is that I regard servants as a profession, while other servants regard themselves as slaves, so the old man can see the clues
However, I am a person who is content with everything and don’t want to pursue those lives that look extremely rich but are actually walking on thin ice, so I have no ambitions
Of course, I have to say: I am a normal person, I am just an ordinary person, how can I be an adult? As for the adults, I can't see through me, haha, everyone is a contradictory complex, and they are formed by the unity of opposing ideas and personalities, just like the evaluation of a person's good and evil. Everyone has both a good side and an evil side, but they just look at more aspects and I am the same, so adults will be confused when they see me when they see me.
Seeing the old man fall into deep thought again, I felt that now was a good opportunity to slip away, so I took back and walked out, regardless of whether he had heard it or not
When I arrived at the door, I heard the old man behind me say: Pearls and jade are covered with dust, but there will be a day that will be reproduced. If one day you figure it out, then come to the capital to find me.
I paused, and was a little moved by the old man's persistence, but after all, I didn't look back and walked out
Now the nerd is probably on a blind date, so I have nothing to do, so I went out of the house and started to wander around.
But for some reason, I seemed to have something stuck in my heart. I wanted to vent but couldn't find a breakthrough
I always wonder if Yuhu will marry me, but the more I think about it, the less I feel, the more I feel bored, the more I think about it, the more I feel bored
I don't know how long I have been away or where I have gone. I just feel like I've been to a very lively place
When I drove those negative feelings out of my mind, I found that I had already walked to a brothel, and there was a woman wearing heavy makeup outside the door pulling guests.
Hey, I am really destined to be with brothels, I can get there anyway
Looking up at the sign again, but my heart hurt
There are three big characters written on it, which is a name that I am very familiar with - Miaoyifang
It is a place that makes me happy and sad, a place that I will never forget in my life
Although I told myself that this brothel is not the same brothel, the same name may be just a coincidence, but I still walked in by a silence. Maybe subconsciously, I still want to meet Yuhu here and relive the little things I met her.
The hospitality methods here are very different from those in Hangzhou. Perhaps Suzhou people are more subtle
In the lobby, there were kabuki performing in the middle, and there were several girls playing music with pipa or zither. There were many small tables on the outside, so many guests enjoyed it here while the girls next to them were accompanied by the wine.
I also sat down. Although I also admired the wonderful singing and dancing, I no longer had the same mood as before. Maybe this is the feeling of my heart belonging to me.
The girl next to me kept urging me to drink, and I also drank one cup after another. This liquid that was difficult to swallow in the past gave me a friendly feeling today.
The scene became more and more lively, and a few scholars couldn't help but become poetic, and they were there to tune and sing with music.
Seeing these red men and green women indulge in their emotions, but I can't integrate into them, as if I and they are in two worlds
It was a month ago, in the Miaoyifang in Hangzhou City, that I first met Yuhu. At that time, she seemed to be a fairy in the sky, but it was there, in front of everyone, I moved her with the song; in that short ten days of mutual teaching, we gradually got to know each other and went on a blind date; on the night when she was chased, she came to me for the first time
Although I was worried about her safety, I felt a little secretly happy in my heart.
Because the first thing she thinks of when she seeks help is me
Just when life and death were on the front line a few days ago, I finally saw my feelings and realized the destination of my heart. But where is the beauty?
The east wind blooms at night, thousands of flowers blow down, the stars are like rain, the BMW car is carved with fragrance, the phoenix and flute are heard, the jade pot turns, the fish and dragon dance overnight
The moths, snow willows, golden wisps, and the golden wisps are filled with laughter. When I look back, I suddenly look back. The man is there, in the dim light. I threw down my wine glass, walked into the venue staggeringly, and with the music, and recited this Jiaxuan poem with the graceful dance of the Wuji. Maybe only in this way can I express my mood at this moment.
In the haze, I felt that she came to me, still in the floating white clothes and the beautiful beauty. I was not dreaming, right?
Because of alcohol paralysis, I can't tell whether it is real or illusory
Whether it is true or fantasy, as long as she can appear by my side, as long as I can see her again, what's wrong with it even if it's a dream?
Since I can't keep her in reality, I'll realize it in my dream
I grabbed her hand, ignored her struggle, told my lovesickness in her ears, and told my sorrows
I don't want to be separated from her anymore, I don't want to escape anymore, I want to be with her forever
Finally, she stopped struggling and leaned quietly in my arms. I could no longer hold on to the invasion of sleepiness, and my consciousness gradually became blurred.
No matter how many storms and rains in the world have experienced, the sun always faithfully performs its duties.
When the morning sun shines on my face, I wake up
My mind is still a little drowsy, but I've already woken up a lot
Open your eyes and look at the surrounding environment. I found myself covered with a soft and fragrant quilt, lying on a carved and painted bed, with a dressing table next to it, which seemed to be in the woman's boudoir.
I was shocked, and after thinking about it carefully, I realized it
I must have been drunk in the lobby yesterday, so I moved me into the prostitute's room
I smiled bitterly in my heart, but I didn't expect that my first stay in the brothel would be like this.
At this time, a little maid came in outside. Seeing that I was awake, she first notified the outside, and then brought me a basin of water to wash it.
Hehe, it feels really good to be served. No wonder so many people want to seek wealth and wealth even if they sharpen their heads and squeeze their heads.
After a while, a girl came in from outside. She was dressed in white and looked like snow. She was such a fairy beauty. Well, it was just a little cold. I secretly commented.
Her appearance is a bit similar to that of Yuhu, yes, it's like the cold and frosty Yuhu I saw outside Hangzhou that day.
After thinking about it, I laughed at myself in my heart. Maybe it was because I miss her too much, and I treated all women like her.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but touch my arms, but was surprised to find that the jade pendant was missing.
Where is my jade pendant? I asked the little maid anxiously.
This is the only thing Yuhu left for me. If you lose it, you will be killed.
Looking at the little maid's helpless look, I became more and more anxious. I quickly turned over the quilt and searched on the bed, but I couldn't find it. I sat there blankly and couldn't speak. The little maid was frightened and hid out.
Is this the case? Unexpectedly, the woman who had been indifferent to my words and deeds first glanced at me coldly, then took out a jade pendant and asked
I quickly snatched it over, looked carefully, and after confirming it, I quickly stuffed it into my arms. The woman neither spoke nor stopped her.
Thank you girl, this jade pendant is very important to me. Although I am a little confused, I still thank you.
Whose is it? This is the second sentence of the woman. Although it has no beginning or end, I know what she is asking.
I replied, feeling a little sad in my heart,
Does she live in Hangzhou? She then asked
I used to be, but now I don’t know where I’m going. I’m a little surprised, how could she know this?
Is she a native of Miaoyifang? Her tone was a little excited, which was a huge contrast with the indifference he had just begun.
Her name is Li Yuhu. I no longer go around in circles and told her directly. Maybe she knows Yuhu too. I can ask about it and ask about the situation.
Who knew that after she got the answer, she turned her head and left without saying a word. I was anxious. I had to know the whereabouts of Yuhu from her.
Girl, do you know her? Do you know where she is now? I beg you
She paused and said, "I don't know, so I pushed open the door and walked out." Then her voice came from outside. She is my sister, my name is Li Bingxin.
I was stunned for a moment and it turned out to be Yuhu's sister and my future sister-in-law?
No wonder the two look so similar
When I wanted to chase after me and asked, a little head came in outside and hit my head that I had just stretched out.
Oh, my head heard the crisp sound, it turned out to be the little maid just now
She looked me up and down for a long time, making my scalp numb and embarrassed.
Hello, what are you looking at? I couldn't help but say
She seemed a little surprised, and touched my forehead with her hand. When she saw me avoiding it, she said: Are you okay? It's impossible, or you have become an idiot
You've become an idiot. I said viciously to the little maid with teeth and claws.
She giggled and said: It turns out you are really okay, that's strange. Why did the lady let you go just now?
I heard it for no reason, and remembered the look of Li Bingxin looking at me just now, and it seemed as if she was going to kill me. Then I quickly asked: Why can't she let me go? Could it be that I offended her?
The little maid smiled even more happily and said: Why didn’t it? Originally, yesterday, the lady heard that a talented man recited a very nice lyric. She was curious and went over to take a look. Who would have thought that the man was actually a disciple and grabbed the lady’s hand and refused to let him go. Do you think that man should be let go?
Of course not, it should be cut into pieces. I was filled with indignation. I dared to bully my sister-in-law. I really don't want to live anymore. I have to catch him and beat him hard.
By the way, what does this have to do with her hatred of me?
Could it be that the disciple is me?
I finally know why I always feel familiar with her, but I can't remember it. It must be because I got drunk last night and treated her as Li Yuhu.
It’s so miserable that I annoyed my sister-in-law. How can I face Li Yuhu?
The little maid saw that I suddenly realized it and said: You understand, hehe, there is more than that, you still
And? My forehead started to sweat
You hugged the lady's waist and said something like "Don't leave me". The little maid's words were astonishing as the sky, which shocked me so much that I couldn't speak for a long time. I knew why she looked at me with a murderous look.
The lady was almost mad at that time. I think if it weren't for so many people present, I'm afraid you would have to be strangled to death by her. The little maid said gloatingly
I reached out and touched my neck, and I was still a little scared, and I had to admire my fate
Also, not only do you do this, but the little maid doesn't finish her words all at once, as if she deliberately jokes me
What else did I do, just tell me. I'm afraid that if this continues, I will not be able to bear the crazy. I wiped my cold sweat and said
We sent you to the room, but you still refused to let go. You insisted that the lady hold you to sleep before lying down. What else can you say about spring night?
I collapsed to the ground and didn't dare to continue listening
Needless to ask, Li Bingxin must have discovered that I had Li Yuhu's jade pendant, so I spared my life. Otherwise, how could I see the sun today?
I didn't dare to stimulate Li Bingxin anymore, so I had to write an apology letter from paper and pen, and asked the little maid to pass it on to her, hoping that she would not blame me for the sake of my drunkenness and her sister's face.
During my few days in Suzhou, I didn't dare to go out to cause trouble again, I just stayed in the room to practice martial arts.
The nerd didn't see anyone all day, probably to please his future wife.
It's good that I saw him find a new goal, and my guilt towards Li Yuhu was relieved a lot because of Li Yuhu.
When I returned to Hangzhou and entered the mansion, I felt very surprised when I saw the person who came to greet us.
Almost everyone came, and even the prefect took time to ask his son about the progress of the marriage, but he just didn't see the little girl.
Isn't she the most lively one?
Besides, when I am back, why would she miss the opportunity to squeeze me in person?
I quietly asked the familiar maid, but unexpectedly I got a news that shocked me. It turned out that she was locked in the embroidery building by the old man.
I was a little puzzled. The prefect has always loved this daughter very much.
And this little girl, although she showed her devilish nature when facing me, she always looked like a good girl in front of her father. How could she suddenly make the prefect get so angry?
I quickly asked, after passing by everyone beside me, I finally figured out what happened
It turned out that after the prefect asked his son to go on a blind date, he began to consider his daughter's marriage again.
Maybe it was because he loved his daughter, or maybe because he considered his daughter's willful temperament, he asked the teenagers from various families to meet their daughter and handed over the decision to the little girl.
He first summoned famous children of wealthy families from all over Hangzhou Prefecture. Haha, it seems that his nature of greed for money will not change.
Of course, the wealthy families were reluctant to get married to the prefect, so unmarried children from various families flocked to each other.
While everyone was waiting for a dry mouth and looking at them, our Miss Liu Meier walked out of the back hall with a light walk.
She ignored the compliments and pleasing to her by the young talents, and just made a question and said that they would marry whoever they could do it.
While everyone was waiting for breath, she opened her red lips and said it
I need some pearls. If anyone can meet my requirements, I will marry him. Remember to give one today, two tomorrow, four the day after tomorrow, and so on. Every day I send twice the day before. As long as someone can hold on for a month, he will be my husband. The young people thought about it and patted their chests and abdomen to guarantee their votes. Even if they lose everything, they must satisfy the lady, let alone just a few pearls.
As a result, when they ran home excitedly and told each other, they were beaten to the point of bruising and swollen faces by their parents. As a result, the first day of blind date ended with slap and applause.
The prefect thought that his daughter didn't like these explosive households with a stinky smell. In desperation, he summoned all kinds of young talents, scholars, and juren to his home.
This time, the lady changed her topic
Asked: You are all well-educated people who are familiar with the ways of saints. I encountered a question when I was reading "The Analects of Confucius" a few days ago. I want to take a test of you. I wonder if you can answer it for me?
When the talented men heard these words, they immediately smiled and disappeared from their original nervousness and fear.
When it comes to the Four Books and Five Classics, how can a girl’s family be as good as a student who has studied hard for ten years?
I secretly laughed at her showing off her skills. Today I must show my power and embrace the beauty.
The lady said: I heard that the saint Confucius had seventy-two disciples, and I also heard that there were also boys among them. I wonder how many of them were crowned and how many boys among them were crowned?
Everyone was stunned when they heard this. Didn’t these mentions in the book?
After thinking hard, no one could solve it, so they asked the lady to change the question, saying that this was intentionally making things difficult.
As a result, the lady gave the answer: There is a saying in the Analects of Confucius: "There are five or six people who have crowns, and six or seven boys who have crowns. So the crown is a number of fifty or six or three decades, while the boys are a number of six or seven or forty or two. Isn't it exactly the same as seventy or two people?
All the students were amazed and left in embarrassment
For a time, the name of the beautiful and intelligent lady of the prefecture spread throughout Hangzhou Prefecture, making the prefect both happy and worried.
What is happy is that my daughter is famous, but what is worried is that if my daughter continues like this, how can she find a good husband?
There is no way, the prefect has attracted many generals and tigers, and is a mighty and powerful man. I thought that such a husband should be able to suppress his arrogant daughter.
The young generals also heard that this lady was accustomed to making things difficult for others, so they asked her not to ask those questions. We are rough people and we don’t know those twists and turns.
The lady was also very easy to talk. Her eyes turned and she said: I heard that martial arts competitions are very interesting, so you can fight a ring and let me see it.
The young people from all over the world are ready to sacrifice their lives on the ring, and must be the best of all the heroes and be favored by the beauty.
As a result, when the last winner with a bruised nose and a wounded body dragged his tired body to meet the lady happily, the lady scared him to the point of urination and fled in panic before she finished speaking.
The lady said this, Lai Fu, bring this young general to me the newly bought Tibetan mastiff in the Western Regions. As long as you can defeat it, I will
From then on, the prefect's name was spread along with the name of talent and beautiful, so no one dared to propose marriage again
The prefect was furious and locked the lady in the room and refused to come out.
Then I thought about it for a long time and felt that my good daughter should not be able to make things difficult for others. Someone must be urging her behind her back.
So he threatened in the mansion that if he caught the bad-school beast, he would cut him into pieces and crush his bones and ashes.
Hearing this, I subconsciously touched my head, yes, it's still here, so good luck
Because I happened to be with a nerd in Suzhou these days, I didn't doubt me.
Otherwise, the first person the prefect of the magistrate would definitely be my servant who ran to the lady four times a day.
In fact, those problems are all in the story I told the little girl, but I didn't expect that she would use these to get rid of those suitors. Haha, I really don't know if it should be scolded or praised her.
But I can be quiet for a few days, and I don’t have to go to her place to tell stories every day, and I can also have a good rest.
Hehe, let her, a smart little girl, suffer the consequences of her own movies, I thought proudly
Things are unpredictable, and soon, a letter broke my fantasy and made me fall into the abyss again
In the evening, when I was raising my energy in the room, a maid brought me a letter from the little girl.
There weren't a few words above, but every sentence made me frightened and almost fainted
Five Classics Boy: You are limited to two days. No matter what method you use, let me walk out of this damn embroidery building. Otherwise, I will tell my dad that the one who gave me the idea is that you, a bad boy, will you be cut into pieces or be crushed to ashes? Don't blame me for your master Liu Mei'er's handwritten book
The old man just waved his hand tolerantly and said: It might be a good thing. I just wanted to ask, what do you think of the court?
I was a little confused. I was just a little person. It was already very rare for him to say so much to me. I even had to ask me what kind of dynasty this guy doesn't even know which dynasty it is today. It's incredible.
But I was excited inside. After all, it was also very fulfilling to be able to express myself in front of big people.
I have a little bit of a simple opinion, how dare I take it out and make a joke? Be humble first, so that I can't make people think I'm arrogant and speak nonsense
After seeing the old man's encouraging eyes, I continued to say: As the saying goes, "Food is the most important thing for people." For people like me, the court that can make us eat a lot is a good court. The people of the court are not as obsessed with orthodoxy and fame as scholars, but only focus on everything in front of us. Therefore, we may not know who the emperor is today, but we must know who our armor is.
Looking at him in shock, I knew this was something he had never heard of before
Although there are also words in history that water can carry boats and can also overturn boats, it is probably unprecedented to say that what I said is so explicit and thorough.
Seeing him gradually recovering, I continued: I came to Hangzhou from a foreign land. I also saw many corrupt officials and cruel officials along the way, and countless refugees were countless. Although the court organized the young and strong people into the wing army to prevent chaos, this is not a complete strategy. Not only did the military expenditure surge, but the soldiers' combat power was low. Although our dynasty was not worried about civil strife, we might eventually die in the hands of foreigners. I tried to organize the words carefully and there would be no flaws.
Because I am an ordinary citizen now, I can only tell you some of my own experiences and speculations so as not to make him doubt that I, a person who didn’t know which dynasty and dynasty I was just now, will now tell a lot of important news about the government.
I looked at him nervously and began to regret the impulse just now.
Slowly, the old man sighed and said: It seems that I am really old. The civil and military officials in the court are also mediocre and incompetent people who can even see a servant. But we officials turned a blind eye to it. Could it be that the heavens destroyed my Song Dynasty?
The old man sighed for a long time before turning his head to me and said: It seems that you are not a mediocre person. You are so incompetent. I wonder what your plans are for the future?
I smiled and said, "My lord is wrong, how dare I take it?" I am already a magistrate, and I have no worries about food and clothing, and I dare not look at Shu. My lord joked. Although the old man's words meant to support me, I was a little moved, but I don't want to enter the decadent officialdom, fight each other and deceiving each other. In those days of stalemate, how can I be as a lord as a lord?
The old man stared at me for a long time, as if he wanted to tell the truth from my expression. After a long time, he said: Maybe you don’t believe it. I have been an official for many years and have a lot of experience in asking about the cameraman, but when I first saw you, I could not see through your actions and I knew that you were a person who refused to surrender to others. However, your eyes were calm and indifferent and had no ambitions. This made me quite confused. How could I see these two completely different personalities in a person? So I spoke to you, but I didn’t expect that you had such outstanding views, but I couldn’t see through you. Can you explain the reason to me?
I suddenly realized in my heart, no wonder I asked so much, so that's how it is
No wonder, I am a modern person. Since childhood, I have instilled the idea that everyone is equal, and of course I will not regard myself as a person now.
If there is any difference with other servants, I am afraid the biggest difference is that I regard servants as a profession, while other servants regard themselves as slaves, so the old man can see the clues
However, I am a person who is content with everything and don’t want to pursue those lives that look extremely rich but are actually walking on thin ice, so I have no ambitions
Of course, I have to say: I am a normal person, I am just an ordinary person, how can I be an adult? As for the adults, I can't see through me, haha, everyone is a contradictory complex, and they are formed by the unity of opposing ideas and personalities, just like the evaluation of a person's good and evil. Everyone has both a good side and an evil side, but they just look at more aspects and I am the same, so adults will be confused when they see me when they see me.
Seeing the old man fall into deep thought again, I felt that now was a good opportunity to slip away, so I took back and walked out, regardless of whether he had heard it or not
When I arrived at the door, I heard the old man behind me say: Pearls and jade are covered with dust, but there will be a day that will be reproduced. If one day you figure it out, then come to the capital to find me.
I paused, and was a little moved by the old man's persistence, but after all, I didn't look back and walked out
Now the nerd is probably on a blind date, so I have nothing to do, so I went out of the house and started to wander around.
But for some reason, I seemed to have something stuck in my heart. I wanted to vent but couldn't find a breakthrough
I always wonder if Yuhu will marry me, but the more I think about it, the less I feel, the more I feel bored, the more I think about it, the more I feel bored
I don't know how long I have been away or where I have gone. I just feel like I've been to a very lively place
When I drove those negative feelings out of my mind, I found that I had already walked to a brothel, and there was a woman wearing heavy makeup outside the door pulling guests.
Hey, I am really destined to be with brothels, I can get there anyway
Looking up at the sign again, but my heart hurt
There are three big characters written on it, which is a name that I am very familiar with - Miaoyifang
It is a place that makes me happy and sad, a place that I will never forget in my life
Although I told myself that this brothel is not the same brothel, the same name may be just a coincidence, but I still walked in by a silence. Maybe subconsciously, I still want to meet Yuhu here and relive the little things I met her.
The hospitality methods here are very different from those in Hangzhou. Perhaps Suzhou people are more subtle
In the lobby, there were kabuki performing in the middle, and there were several girls playing music with pipa or zither. There were many small tables on the outside, so many guests enjoyed it here while the girls next to them were accompanied by the wine.
I also sat down. Although I also admired the wonderful singing and dancing, I no longer had the same mood as before. Maybe this is the feeling of my heart belonging to me.
The girl next to me kept urging me to drink, and I also drank one cup after another. This liquid that was difficult to swallow in the past gave me a friendly feeling today.
The scene became more and more lively, and a few scholars couldn't help but become poetic, and they were there to tune and sing with music.
Seeing these red men and green women indulge in their emotions, but I can't integrate into them, as if I and they are in two worlds
It was a month ago, in the Miaoyifang in Hangzhou City, that I first met Yuhu. At that time, she seemed to be a fairy in the sky, but it was there, in front of everyone, I moved her with the song; in that short ten days of mutual teaching, we gradually got to know each other and went on a blind date; on the night when she was chased, she came to me for the first time
Although I was worried about her safety, I felt a little secretly happy in my heart.
Because the first thing she thinks of when she seeks help is me
Just when life and death were on the front line a few days ago, I finally saw my feelings and realized the destination of my heart. But where is the beauty?
The east wind blooms at night, thousands of flowers blow down, the stars are like rain, the BMW car is carved with fragrance, the phoenix and flute are heard, the jade pot turns, the fish and dragon dance overnight
The moths, snow willows, golden wisps, and the golden wisps are filled with laughter. When I look back, I suddenly look back. The man is there, in the dim light. I threw down my wine glass, walked into the venue staggeringly, and with the music, and recited this Jiaxuan poem with the graceful dance of the Wuji. Maybe only in this way can I express my mood at this moment.
In the haze, I felt that she came to me, still in the floating white clothes and the beautiful beauty. I was not dreaming, right?
Because of alcohol paralysis, I can't tell whether it is real or illusory
Whether it is true or fantasy, as long as she can appear by my side, as long as I can see her again, what's wrong with it even if it's a dream?
Since I can't keep her in reality, I'll realize it in my dream
I grabbed her hand, ignored her struggle, told my lovesickness in her ears, and told my sorrows
I don't want to be separated from her anymore, I don't want to escape anymore, I want to be with her forever
Finally, she stopped struggling and leaned quietly in my arms. I could no longer hold on to the invasion of sleepiness, and my consciousness gradually became blurred.
No matter how many storms and rains in the world have experienced, the sun always faithfully performs its duties.
When the morning sun shines on my face, I wake up
My mind is still a little drowsy, but I've already woken up a lot
Open your eyes and look at the surrounding environment. I found myself covered with a soft and fragrant quilt, lying on a carved and painted bed, with a dressing table next to it, which seemed to be in the woman's boudoir.
I was shocked, and after thinking about it carefully, I realized it
I must have been drunk in the lobby yesterday, so I moved me into the prostitute's room
I smiled bitterly in my heart, but I didn't expect that my first stay in the brothel would be like this.
At this time, a little maid came in outside. Seeing that I was awake, she first notified the outside, and then brought me a basin of water to wash it.
Hehe, it feels really good to be served. No wonder so many people want to seek wealth and wealth even if they sharpen their heads and squeeze their heads.
After a while, a girl came in from outside. She was dressed in white and looked like snow. She was such a fairy beauty. Well, it was just a little cold. I secretly commented.
Her appearance is a bit similar to that of Yuhu, yes, it's like the cold and frosty Yuhu I saw outside Hangzhou that day.
After thinking about it, I laughed at myself in my heart. Maybe it was because I miss her too much, and I treated all women like her.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but touch my arms, but was surprised to find that the jade pendant was missing.
Where is my jade pendant? I asked the little maid anxiously.
This is the only thing Yuhu left for me. If you lose it, you will be killed.
Looking at the little maid's helpless look, I became more and more anxious. I quickly turned over the quilt and searched on the bed, but I couldn't find it. I sat there blankly and couldn't speak. The little maid was frightened and hid out.
Is this the case? Unexpectedly, the woman who had been indifferent to my words and deeds first glanced at me coldly, then took out a jade pendant and asked
I quickly snatched it over, looked carefully, and after confirming it, I quickly stuffed it into my arms. The woman neither spoke nor stopped her.
Thank you girl, this jade pendant is very important to me. Although I am a little confused, I still thank you.
Whose is it? This is the second sentence of the woman. Although it has no beginning or end, I know what she is asking.
I replied, feeling a little sad in my heart,
Does she live in Hangzhou? She then asked
I used to be, but now I don’t know where I’m going. I’m a little surprised, how could she know this?
Is she a native of Miaoyifang? Her tone was a little excited, which was a huge contrast with the indifference he had just begun.
Her name is Li Yuhu. I no longer go around in circles and told her directly. Maybe she knows Yuhu too. I can ask about it and ask about the situation.
Who knew that after she got the answer, she turned her head and left without saying a word. I was anxious. I had to know the whereabouts of Yuhu from her.
Girl, do you know her? Do you know where she is now? I beg you
She paused and said, "I don't know, so I pushed open the door and walked out." Then her voice came from outside. She is my sister, my name is Li Bingxin.
I was stunned for a moment and it turned out to be Yuhu's sister and my future sister-in-law?
No wonder the two look so similar
When I wanted to chase after me and asked, a little head came in outside and hit my head that I had just stretched out.
Oh, my head heard the crisp sound, it turned out to be the little maid just now
She looked me up and down for a long time, making my scalp numb and embarrassed.
Hello, what are you looking at? I couldn't help but say
She seemed a little surprised, and touched my forehead with her hand. When she saw me avoiding it, she said: Are you okay? It's impossible, or you have become an idiot
You've become an idiot. I said viciously to the little maid with teeth and claws.
She giggled and said: It turns out you are really okay, that's strange. Why did the lady let you go just now?
I heard it for no reason, and remembered the look of Li Bingxin looking at me just now, and it seemed as if she was going to kill me. Then I quickly asked: Why can't she let me go? Could it be that I offended her?
The little maid smiled even more happily and said: Why didn’t it? Originally, yesterday, the lady heard that a talented man recited a very nice lyric. She was curious and went over to take a look. Who would have thought that the man was actually a disciple and grabbed the lady’s hand and refused to let him go. Do you think that man should be let go?
Of course not, it should be cut into pieces. I was filled with indignation. I dared to bully my sister-in-law. I really don't want to live anymore. I have to catch him and beat him hard.
By the way, what does this have to do with her hatred of me?
Could it be that the disciple is me?
I finally know why I always feel familiar with her, but I can't remember it. It must be because I got drunk last night and treated her as Li Yuhu.
It’s so miserable that I annoyed my sister-in-law. How can I face Li Yuhu?
The little maid saw that I suddenly realized it and said: You understand, hehe, there is more than that, you still
And? My forehead started to sweat
You hugged the lady's waist and said something like "Don't leave me". The little maid's words were astonishing as the sky, which shocked me so much that I couldn't speak for a long time. I knew why she looked at me with a murderous look.
The lady was almost mad at that time. I think if it weren't for so many people present, I'm afraid you would have to be strangled to death by her. The little maid said gloatingly
I reached out and touched my neck, and I was still a little scared, and I had to admire my fate
Also, not only do you do this, but the little maid doesn't finish her words all at once, as if she deliberately jokes me
What else did I do, just tell me. I'm afraid that if this continues, I will not be able to bear the crazy. I wiped my cold sweat and said
We sent you to the room, but you still refused to let go. You insisted that the lady hold you to sleep before lying down. What else can you say about spring night?
I collapsed to the ground and didn't dare to continue listening
Needless to ask, Li Bingxin must have discovered that I had Li Yuhu's jade pendant, so I spared my life. Otherwise, how could I see the sun today?
I didn't dare to stimulate Li Bingxin anymore, so I had to write an apology letter from paper and pen, and asked the little maid to pass it on to her, hoping that she would not blame me for the sake of my drunkenness and her sister's face.
During my few days in Suzhou, I didn't dare to go out to cause trouble again, I just stayed in the room to practice martial arts.
The nerd didn't see anyone all day, probably to please his future wife.
It's good that I saw him find a new goal, and my guilt towards Li Yuhu was relieved a lot because of Li Yuhu.
When I returned to Hangzhou and entered the mansion, I felt very surprised when I saw the person who came to greet us.
Almost everyone came, and even the prefect took time to ask his son about the progress of the marriage, but he just didn't see the little girl.
Isn't she the most lively one?
Besides, when I am back, why would she miss the opportunity to squeeze me in person?
I quietly asked the familiar maid, but unexpectedly I got a news that shocked me. It turned out that she was locked in the embroidery building by the old man.
I was a little puzzled. The prefect has always loved this daughter very much.
And this little girl, although she showed her devilish nature when facing me, she always looked like a good girl in front of her father. How could she suddenly make the prefect get so angry?
I quickly asked, after passing by everyone beside me, I finally figured out what happened
It turned out that after the prefect asked his son to go on a blind date, he began to consider his daughter's marriage again.
Maybe it was because he loved his daughter, or maybe because he considered his daughter's willful temperament, he asked the teenagers from various families to meet their daughter and handed over the decision to the little girl.
He first summoned famous children of wealthy families from all over Hangzhou Prefecture. Haha, it seems that his nature of greed for money will not change.
Of course, the wealthy families were reluctant to get married to the prefect, so unmarried children from various families flocked to each other.
While everyone was waiting for a dry mouth and looking at them, our Miss Liu Meier walked out of the back hall with a light walk.
She ignored the compliments and pleasing to her by the young talents, and just made a question and said that they would marry whoever they could do it.
While everyone was waiting for breath, she opened her red lips and said it
I need some pearls. If anyone can meet my requirements, I will marry him. Remember to give one today, two tomorrow, four the day after tomorrow, and so on. Every day I send twice the day before. As long as someone can hold on for a month, he will be my husband. The young people thought about it and patted their chests and abdomen to guarantee their votes. Even if they lose everything, they must satisfy the lady, let alone just a few pearls.
As a result, when they ran home excitedly and told each other, they were beaten to the point of bruising and swollen faces by their parents. As a result, the first day of blind date ended with slap and applause.
The prefect thought that his daughter didn't like these explosive households with a stinky smell. In desperation, he summoned all kinds of young talents, scholars, and juren to his home.
This time, the lady changed her topic
Asked: You are all well-educated people who are familiar with the ways of saints. I encountered a question when I was reading "The Analects of Confucius" a few days ago. I want to take a test of you. I wonder if you can answer it for me?
When the talented men heard these words, they immediately smiled and disappeared from their original nervousness and fear.
When it comes to the Four Books and Five Classics, how can a girl’s family be as good as a student who has studied hard for ten years?
I secretly laughed at her showing off her skills. Today I must show my power and embrace the beauty.
The lady said: I heard that the saint Confucius had seventy-two disciples, and I also heard that there were also boys among them. I wonder how many of them were crowned and how many boys among them were crowned?
Everyone was stunned when they heard this. Didn’t these mentions in the book?
After thinking hard, no one could solve it, so they asked the lady to change the question, saying that this was intentionally making things difficult.
As a result, the lady gave the answer: There is a saying in the Analects of Confucius: "There are five or six people who have crowns, and six or seven boys who have crowns. So the crown is a number of fifty or six or three decades, while the boys are a number of six or seven or forty or two. Isn't it exactly the same as seventy or two people?
All the students were amazed and left in embarrassment
For a time, the name of the beautiful and intelligent lady of the prefecture spread throughout Hangzhou Prefecture, making the prefect both happy and worried.
What is happy is that my daughter is famous, but what is worried is that if my daughter continues like this, how can she find a good husband?
There is no way, the prefect has attracted many generals and tigers, and is a mighty and powerful man. I thought that such a husband should be able to suppress his arrogant daughter.
The young generals also heard that this lady was accustomed to making things difficult for others, so they asked her not to ask those questions. We are rough people and we don’t know those twists and turns.
The lady was also very easy to talk. Her eyes turned and she said: I heard that martial arts competitions are very interesting, so you can fight a ring and let me see it.
The young people from all over the world are ready to sacrifice their lives on the ring, and must be the best of all the heroes and be favored by the beauty.
As a result, when the last winner with a bruised nose and a wounded body dragged his tired body to meet the lady happily, the lady scared him to the point of urination and fled in panic before she finished speaking.
The lady said this, Lai Fu, bring this young general to me the newly bought Tibetan mastiff in the Western Regions. As long as you can defeat it, I will
From then on, the prefect's name was spread along with the name of talent and beautiful, so no one dared to propose marriage again
The prefect was furious and locked the lady in the room and refused to come out.
Then I thought about it for a long time and felt that my good daughter should not be able to make things difficult for others. Someone must be urging her behind her back.
So he threatened in the mansion that if he caught the bad-school beast, he would cut him into pieces and crush his bones and ashes.
Hearing this, I subconsciously touched my head, yes, it's still here, so good luck
Because I happened to be with a nerd in Suzhou these days, I didn't doubt me.
Otherwise, the first person the prefect of the magistrate would definitely be my servant who ran to the lady four times a day.
In fact, those problems are all in the story I told the little girl, but I didn't expect that she would use these to get rid of those suitors. Haha, I really don't know if it should be scolded or praised her.
But I can be quiet for a few days, and I don’t have to go to her place to tell stories every day, and I can also have a good rest.
Hehe, let her, a smart little girl, suffer the consequences of her own movies, I thought proudly
Things are unpredictable, and soon, a letter broke my fantasy and made me fall into the abyss again
In the evening, when I was raising my energy in the room, a maid brought me a letter from the little girl.
There weren't a few words above, but every sentence made me frightened and almost fainted
Five Classics Boy: You are limited to two days. No matter what method you use, let me walk out of this damn embroidery building. Otherwise, I will tell my dad that the one who gave me the idea is that you, a bad boy, will you be cut into pieces or be crushed to ashes? Don't blame me for your master Liu Mei'er's handwritten book