Chapter 9: A clever plan

Use force, oh, deeper, penetrate to the end. Li Bingxin shouted excitedly and cheered me up

Huh, it's already the end, what's next? I asked tiredly

Pull it out first, come back to another place, she still won't let me go, I had to obey

This is too tight, it's so hard to insert it, I'm so tired

Humph, you are so weak that you can't do it so quickly? Didn't she ask you to do this when you were with your sister?

Hu, no, mine, Hu, it's almost broken, let's talk about it, how can your sister have so many ways to mess with people? Or you are a little witch

You are so stupid, you feel tired even when you do this. I really doubt how my sister likes you?

I was too lazy to talk back to her, pulled out my fingers inserted in the flower pot, and ended an hour of work

To be honest, this is not something that people do

I have always envied the acupoint-study skills in martial arts dramas, so I pestered Li Bingxin and asked her to teach me

She said that my internal strength was not enough, so I could only practice the strength of my fingers first, and use this to supplement my internal strength.

So, I asked me to bring a flower pot and insert my fingers into the solid soil to practice my hand strength. So the scene just now happened

As for the words my sister-in-law said to accompany me, I only dare to pretend that I didn't hear it

If I really don't know what to do, I'm afraid I'll be strangled to death by this little fairy before Li Yuhu cuts my skin

I believe that she has been waiting for this opportunity for more than three or five days. Repaying grudges with kindness does not seem to be in line with her personality

With the lessons learned from last time, I am very prepared for going tonight

I lay mattresses on the floor and made a floor, so I could barely spend the night

However, things often don't develop in the direction I expected

Haha, I didn't expect you to be quite gentlemanly, you are ready to sleep on the ground. Li Bingxin smiled and said to me, and even raised her cute little nose

Hum, you said the first half of the sentence, but the second half is wrong. It should be that you sleep on the ground and I sleep on the bed. Haha, this is my wishful thinking.

You, are you a man? You actually have the heart to let me, a weak woman, sleep on the cold and wet floor? My sister-in-law said in a very sad look.

I don't have to worry about whether I am a man, as long as your sister knows it in her heart. As for saying that you are a weak woman, huh, is there a weak woman like you? You are a weak woman, you are even better than ten men. I said angrily, although I think this line seems familiar, I don't have the heart to study it in depth.

Hehe, thank you Zhao Jiading for the praise. The little woman was ashamed of being accused of being accused of being accused of her. She smiled happily and even raised her hands to thank me.

Looking at her smiling face like flowers blooming, I really can't make up my heart

In the end, I had no choice but to endure her oppression and sleep obediently on the floor. My grievances could only be left in my heart, knocking off my teeth and swallowing them.

Hello, stingy, are you asleep? The little fairy refused to stay calm and asked me under the bed on the comfortable big bed.

I fell asleep, don't bother me anymore. I turned over and turned my back to the bed

Hey, were you just talking about sleep? Li Bingxin asked with a smile

I made up my mind not to answer the conversation and let her talk to herself alone

Alas, don't be angry, I just want to ask you, my sister is here that day, did you let her sleep on the floor? She seemed to be full of curiosity about everything

I couldn't help but complain: Of course not, your sister is not as inhumane as you. We slept together that day... Oh no, let her get the words out.

Hum, I'm right, you said, what other bad things have you done to your sister? My sister-in-law's tone became higher and she sounded very angry

No, no, I did nothing, I answered guiltily, but I thought of that beautiful night in my heart, of course, and the kiss that made me feel moved when I think of it

Well, you said you didn't do anything, was it because my sister did? The little fairy's sensitive sense of smell could be compared with the little witch, and she grabbed the handle of my words in one go

No, nor do you don't believe me, don't you believe your sister? I'm like a cooked duck. Although my body is soft, my mouth is still very hard

Pushing the problem on her sister should drive away a lot of firepower

I thought about it and said: This is a matter between me and your sister. What are you doing? Even if we have anything, we don’t have to report it to you. Yes, why am I so guilty just now?

My sister-in-law snorted coldly and stopped talking

But I knew in my heart that with her vengeful personality, she would not let me go so easily.

The next day, just dawn, I woke up the sleepy little girl, ignored her coquettishness, and asked her to rush back to Miaoyifang

People come and go during the day, of course, we can't put her dangerous goods here, and we don't have to worry about her being chased. Besides, I still have a plan to be implemented later, and she must wait in Miaoyifang.

Haha, I didn't expect that the prefect was even more anxious than me. I just decided to go to find him and the person was already delivered to my door.

Five Classics, the prefect asked you to go to his place. Tian Sishu ran over panting and said to me

I quickly finished my breakfast, looked at the moonlit sky, and sighed in my heart that my life was miserable

Five Classics, I'm asking you if you have any good ways to make Mei'er famous quickly? The prefect humbly asked me for advice

Haha, I didn't expect you to be so impatient and couldn't wait for a day, so I can take advantage of the problem and play.

I said: Sir, I wonder if you have heard of storytelling? You must also have art to speak, and you must lure people into traps step by step. You still don’t know that you are not sure.

The prefect wondered: What does this have to do with storytelling?

At this time, the housekeeper on the side heard a little and asked tentatively: Do you mean to let those storytellers spread our ladies everywhere?

I said certainly: Yes, we just need to send people to contact those storytellers, not only from all over the south of the Yangtze River, but also from the capital. Just give them some money and tell them some of the deeds of the ladies. I think they are very happy to say this, because many people are willing to listen to things about beauty.

The prefect asked in confusion: Is this possible? But even if it can be successful, only the ordinary people can know how it can be heard by officials? Even if it can be heard by them, will they believe these words?

I smiled and said: Of course, we can't rely on these alone. We have to act separately. We are just creating momentum to make a lot of money to lay a mass foundation for the lady's future travel. Think about it, whenever the lady goes, there will be no people to welcome her. How can it not be heard by the officials in the court?

Seeing the magistrate's face gradually unfolding, I poured cold water on it again: But there is still a problem that has not been solved at the moment. If this matter is not handled well, I am afraid that the lady can only become a laughing stock in the mouths of scholars and scholars. Alert, the only way to succeed is to be a super servant.

The prefect's face was a little panicked and said anxiously: Five Classics, if you have any problems, please tell me quickly. No matter how much the cost, I will solve it.

Haha, I just talked for a long time, and I'm waiting for this moment

I pretended to be thinking for a moment, and saw the prefect being anxious, and then said: This problem is easy to solve, but the candidates need to be considered by the butler. I think about it. Compared to a talented woman who is incomparable to her family background, what is more attractive than her?

The butler patted his head and asked with a sudden realization: Is it a position of money?

I said angrily and anxiously: Who among the seniors, who are not from prominent families and wealthy families, will they care about these things? If you are so confused about cooperation, then I will only expose it myself.

They are two talented girls, I said proudly

The housekeeper immediately rushed to the ground, and the prefect also had a laughing and crying expression on his face.

I ignored these and continued: Although the lady has a certain reputation now, the time is still short, and a talented woman who is famous far and wide is needed to help her lead the first and then become famous. In this way, it can not only attract some admirers of the talented woman, but also make the two women gather together and become more famous. Therefore, the most urgent task is to find a talented woman to come to the house to have a couple of days with the lady to create a good story

Haha, this is my real purpose. Those just now are just preparations

I want the prefect to respectfully invite Li Bingxin over to fulfill what I said to her yesterday

Let her know that my brother-in-law is not simple.

The prefect said: So that's it, Well, how about Mrs. Xue in the north of the city? She has become famous for more than ten years and has good calligraphy, painting and piano skills. What's rare is that although the Milfs are still charming. While speaking, she swallows her saliva, she looks like an old pervert.

Wow, I misread you, but I actually found Mrs. Xue. Can she compare to my Yuhu?

Lord Prefect, I reminded helplessly, do you think a half-old Xu girl can attract the attention of those young men?

The unintentional butler interrupted again and said: I heard that there is a daughter in the Zhang family in the west of the city. Although she is only ten years old, she is very good at speaking. She should be considered a talented woman.

I was helpless and rolled my eyes and said: Maybe it would attract some people, but I guess those people are either aunts on the street or strange old men with pedophiles. After saying that, their eyes looked at the butler intentionally or unintentionally, making him feel uncomfortable and almost escaping.

It seems that I still have to enlighten them. I said: Yesterday, I seemed to see a lot of people running to Miaoyifang, as if they were looking for someone named Li, Li or something. What's going on?

It seems that the housekeeper has not yet reached the point of hopelessness. In order to remedy the mistake he made just now, he immediately understood: Oh, by the way, Li Yuhu, the courtesan of Miaoyifang, came back, so he chose her. She is also a famous talented woman, she is good at everything from piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and she is also suitable for her age.

Finally, my efforts were not in vain. The prefect wrote a letter in person, handed it to the housekeeper and me to send it there, and sent a sedan chair servant and a yamen runner to accompany him to escort the beauty into the mansion.

Haha, what makes me happiest is the surprised look when Li Bingxin saw these ceremonial guards. Haha, this time you finally know how powerful I am

On the way, I quietly told her some precautions. Although Yuhu never showed his true face to outsiders, and he always masked with white veil, it is better to be careful

When I entered the mansion, what made me feel relieved was that the prefect was obviously not interested in these young girls, so he just exchanged a few greetings and walked away. However, I had seen a nerd in Yuhu in Miaoyifang, and maybe I was afraid of being sad when I saw him, so I didn't come out.

When I let go of my heart halfway, I forgot a hidden danger, that is, our Miss Liu Meier

Because this time I entered the mansion mainly to enhance the reputation of this little girl, I let them live together

The little girl came up happily and shouted: Sister Yuhu, you are here, I have been waiting for you for a long time

At this time, I saw Li Bingxin turn around and look at me, but the smile on the corner of his mouth was indescribable and cunning, which gave me a bad premonition. My sister-in-law won't take the opportunity to cause anything for me, right?

After a few seconds, my premonition quickly became reality

When the little girl came to Li Bingxin's side, her originally cheerful face turned into doubt. Then she took a deep breath with her nose, and her face turned extremely angry and gloomy again.

I never knew that in such a short time, a person's face could change so quickly. It's such an eye-opener

However, when I figured out the key, my face changed faster than the little girl's record again

Oh no, I forgot that Li Bingxin still has the smell of jasmine perfume, and now I tried my best to invite her.

With the little girl's intelligence and keenness, she will definitely associate the fragrance she smelled in my room yesterday. Wouldn't my fate be extremely miserable?

The most hateful thing is not this. That damn little girl and goblin must have done this on purpose, otherwise her smile at me just now wouldn't be so weird.

Humph, she must have wanted to see my joke

It is more likely to take the opportunity to retaliate against me, revenge on my actions last night and even in Suzhou.

Alas, the ancients said it well, but women and villains are hard to raise. I think they like to hold grudges.

Looking at the little girl's gloomy face silently leading the way, I was so scared that I didn't dare to show up. However, the culprit of this incident, Li Bingxin, seemed to be nothing, and looked leisurely and at ease, moving her feet gracefully.

When she arrived at the little girl's room, she drove all the maids out, then closed the door, and there were only three of us left in the whole room.

I knew the storm was coming, but unfortunately I couldn't find a harbor to hide, so I could only pray silently, hoping that I wouldn't be punished too badly this time

At this moment when it was about to break out, Li Bingxin, who had been out of the matter, spoke. She said to the little girl who was obviously in a peaceful state before the storm: Miss Mei'er, I have a few words to say to you alone, I wonder if I can go to the inner room to talk?

I looked at the little fairy with a close eye. She wouldn't have come up with any tricks again?

The little girl didn't say a word, glared at me, got up and walked in. The little fairy didn't forget to look back at me, making me frightened, and then she followed her in.

This may be the most difficult moment in my life. I am afraid that when I was surrounded by bandits and was about to die, I didn't make me anxious.

I was paced around the living room, trying to push the door and rush in several times, but in the end I was overwhelmed by my own reason

I kept praying to the gods and Buddhas of the Nine Heavens, hoping that I could be liberated. Even if a bull-headed and horse-faced jumped out of the ground and dragged me away, it would be much better than facing the two unpredictable little witches now.

Finally, the two girls came out. Fortunately, there was no quarrel or any violent incidents. There was a blush on my face, which made me wonder.

I didn't dare to provoke the little girl, but I just asked Li Bingxin quietly, who had already unveiled her veil, but she just gave me a blank look and refused to say a word.

Well, as long as she can get over it, no matter what method she used?

Although Miss Liu let me go, with her temper, she will definitely not give up without any compensation.

Sure enough, she opened her mouth lightly and said to me: I won’t pursue this matter. If you dare to lie to me next time, hum, I will punish you both crimes and let you know the consequences of deceiving me Liu Meier. Now you tell me and my sister Yuhu, and you must tell the best. After saying that, she said to Li Bingxin: Sister, he has no other skills, but the level of storytelling is pretty good. Let’s listen together.

I'm dizzy, what do you mean by having no other skills?

With such a natural talent as I am, the best servant who works hard and hardworking, I actually get such comments from you?

Also, you two were obviously still as powerful as fire and fire just now, why did you become so close all of a sudden?

However, after hearing the little girl’s name just now, I obviously didn’t know Li Bingxin’s true identity, which made me very curious. What medicine did my sister-in-law feed this little girl to make these two people so harmonious?

But Miss Liu Mei'er, you are too embarrassed to give me face

I was drinking like this in front of my sister-in-law, where did I put my face?

There is no way, I can only succumb to her tyranny

Let me tell you a story about Cinderella. Once upon a time, there was a girl who married her stepmother because her mother died. The stepmother also brought two daughters. Because the girl was very young, she was bullied by her two sisters all day long. She wore shabby clothes every day and worked constantly. Over time, everyone called her Cinderella.

Speaking of this, I looked at the two girls I couldn't afford to offend, as if I were the bullied Cinderella, and they were the fierce sisters.

Unfortunately, the two excited little witches ignored my eyes and kept urging me to speak quickly.

In desperation, I can only continue to talk

...In this way, Cinderella and the prince lived happily together from then on. After telling the story, I looked at two little witches who were still immersed in the fairy tale world, and secretly complained in my heart that I was too much

Having a little girl is enough for me to have a headache. In addition to this difficult sister-in-law, it seems that most of my time in the future will be wasted on coaxing them.

Thinking of this, I decided to mention them to let them know that they should be better for others, especially a poor gray boy like me, because maybe I will be with a beautiful princess in the future.

May I ask two ladies, what inspiration did you have after listening to this story? I am like a kindergarten aunt, asking two little demon girls who make people love and hate

Let me say first, the little girl raised her hand and said: In the future, you must treat the old lady who is begging for food well.

Well, there is a chance, I will continue to induce it, and what else? For example, what should I do to some poor people around me?

The little fairy said: Well, you can't have any pity for them. Maybe one day they will fly to the branches, and then they will be miserable.

The little girl responded: Yes, no matter how pitiful or inconspicuous they are now, they must not let go easily, they must grasp it firmly.

Oh my God, how could I meet such a woman?

Not only do they lack compassion, but they can also draw such a malicious lesson from beautiful fairy tales. What exactly did they do?

Looking at the two little witches who were discussing more and more enthusiastically, I was speechless

Now, if someone asks me what is more terrifying than meeting a little witch, I will definitely say without hesitation: It's the little witch who loves to make fun of her. Now, they seem to meet a confidant, constantly discussing topics that make me feel more and more creepy as I hear, but they don't seem to let go of my consciousness at all, causing my fragile heart to be impacted again and again

Needless to ask, some of the vicious tricks they discussed were left to me.

Fortunately, after a few days of pain, the moment I was eager to see finally came. The prefect is ready to ask the little girl to set off.

During these days, although I was pestered by two little witches every day, the rest of the house were not idle.

The story of the storyteller who bribed the storyteller has already set out. I believe that in the future, it will be circulated everywhere. Miss Liu plays the suitors in three dramas, and the two talented women meet each other and cherish each other. As for how to describe those suitors as toads who want to eat swan meat, how to describe the two little demons as a gathering of beautiful women, the scene of mutual appreciation belongs to those storytellers.

In the past few days, the people around the mansion have never stopped. All kinds of prayer books can be used as straw paper for us for a year.

I was secretly happy. I tried it here to try the way I packaged stars in my future generations, and it seemed that the effect was pretty good.

As for the candidate to escort the little girl, of course I can't escape

Taking advantage of this opportunity, my name is Li Bingxin disguised himself as a travel team, and waited halfway to leave and return to Suzhou. I think she would not have any more trouble when she made arrangements like this.

Before leaving, the little girl who had been fucking me looked tearful. She choked and said to me: I don’t know when I will see you again after parting this time? Brother-in-law, this is the first time I called you like this. Although I have always been against you, I know you are a good person and will definitely be a good brother-in-law. I hope that when you meet your sister again in the future, don’t forget that you are far away in Suzhou, and my sister is silently wishing you good luck... Brother-in-law

Looking at her sad look, I was also a little sad

Although she has caused me a lot of trouble these days and has secretly teased me more than once or twice, when I see such a cute beautiful girl saying goodbye, can I bear to say to her, you go quickly, I will be purified when you leave?

I patted her shoulder lightly and said with a smile: Don't be so sad. Anyway, I'm not far away. There are many opportunities to meet in the future. Take care of me, my little sister...

When I watched her gradually fade away and finally couldn't see it, my heart was a little heavy

What's wrong, Xiaocong? You can't bear to leave when you see someone leaving? A sweet and slightly angry voice from behind interrupted my sadness

What scared me was that the sound was so familiar that every day when I woke up from a nightmare, I could clearly feel the terror of the owner of the sound.

However, what surprised me the most was the name. Oh my God, she actually called me Xiaocong?

This is the patent of the maids in the house.

I turned around with difficulty and saw the owner of the sound. It was the lady Liu Meier who surprised me and was afraid.

Miss, aren't you having a good relationship with her? Why do you even get angry when I send her off? I asked carefully

Her face turned red and said: My relationship with Sister Yuhu is very good, but it is different in this matter. What I said made me even more inexplicable, but she immediately changed the subject and asked: Where did you go for this trip? My father never let me go far before, so why did he let me go out so actively this time?

I smiled bitterly in my heart, and felt a little guilty in my heart

All our plans were carried out without the young lady, so that she is still kept in the dark

Otherwise, with her temper, she knew that this trip was to make her travel exhibitions a bargaining chip for making friends with the powerful in the future, wouldn’t she have already had a big fuss?

I resisted the urge to tell her everything and said against my will: Miss, this time we are going to Jinling to read thousands of books, so I am better off traveling thousands of miles. The master said that this time I will give you a long experience, so I arranged this trip.

The little girl nodded in confusion, and then said excitedly: Xiaocong, do you know what fun is there in Jinling City?

I fainted and actually called me that again. I asked carefully: Miss, why don’t you call me a Five Classics Boy this time? Why did you change your words?

A blush quietly climbed up the little girl's neck and said angrily: Isn't it nice to call this? The name of your Five Classics is so ugly. I'll call you Xiaocong unless you are in front of outsiders. Anyway, those maids call you that. When they said this, they glared at me, which made me immediately give up the idea of ​​asking questions.