There is no good thing for the butler to come to see me every time. What would happen if the master wanted to see me this time?
It sounds funny. I have been here for a month, but I haven't seen the owner of the mansion, the parents of the people - the magistrate
I entered the prefect's study uneasy and saw an old man with white face and slightly bearded sitting behind the desk, with a sense of majesty on his face revealing his face.
After asking for peace, I found that there was a person standing next to me. When I saw me, I looked frightened and restless.
Strangely, I don’t know him, why are you so afraid of me?
At this time, the prefect spoke: Zhao Wujing, someone told you to draw talismans and preach and spread cults. Do you have anything to say?
I was so impressed that I regarded my contribution to the math cause of my motherland as a communication cult
However, it is not unreasonable for them to think like this. A group of friends mysteriously painted on the paper. Within a few days, they seduced more people to go crazy and didn't even remember the accounts. When outsiders asked, they refused to say it. No wonder they thought it was wrong.
What's more, many of the incidents of rebellion in the past dynasties started with missionary preaching, and rebellion is not a trivial matter
I laughed and told the prefect the truth
The one next to him was probably the rumor, and after hearing this, he was very ashamed.
At this time, the prefect said again: I have asked the butler about this, and I have complained to you at all. It seems that someone is making a fuss. After saying that, he kicked the confused insect away.
Dad, I heard that you caught a demon? Let me see a crisp and pleasant voice from far to near
As soon as he finished speaking, a beautiful girl in yellow jumped into my eyes, her eyebrows were like green mountains, her eyes were like autumn water, and her figure was delicate, even compared to Li Yuhu, and her brisk and lively little daughter was even more adorable.
At this time, the girl saw me and asked with some doubt: Is it you? Are you the demon who bewitched everyone?
The girl's innocent words made me laugh and cry. It seems that someone has been given the title of "Demonic Way", but Demonic Way is better than a lewd monk.
Haha, it's also considered a joy in suffering
Miss, I am not a demon, you can call me a servant, a gardener, a follower or a friend, just don't call me a demon, I can't afford this title
Hehe, look at you being slick, even if you are not a demon, you will not be a good person. The girl jumped and jumped happily
Mei'er, stop making trouble, this servant looks smart and is also a talented person. The prefect couldn't bear to see me embarrassed, so he hurriedly rescued me.
Just him? The girl looked quite cute with her pretty little nose
Hey, demon, I will test later. Do you see if you are really capable or just lie? After saying that, he turned to the prefect and acted coquettishly and said: Dad, my daughter wants to test him. See if he is qualified to recruit servants. You can't be careless and let anyone get in. After saying that, he still talks at me.
It turns out that she is my long-known prefect, and she is indeed worthy of the name of the fairy who descends to earth. She is just a little bit rude.
However, I like it
Following the lady, admiring her swaying back. Although it is pleasing to the eye, when I think of the torture I will face later, my brows are getting deeper and deeper
The maids I met on the road didn't dare to say hello to me, but they secretly showed sympathy to me. It seemed that they knew very well about the lady's temper.
Haha, if Tian Sishu knew that the lady he had always been in love with was a little witch, I don’t know what his expression would be like. Hehe, I really look forward to that moment
Following the lady into a house, she sat on the Grand Master's chair and started to ask questions
What did you tell my father? Why did he deceive him so much that he didn't care about your drawing of talismans?
Miss, have you seen talismans drawn on the account books in the past? That is my newly invented accounting method. I am a little amused and crying. It seems that it is really hard to be a scientific and technological worker in this era. You have to be careful to be arrested as a monster at all times.
Oh, maybe you are terrified, you must be stingy and reluctant to buy yellow paper. The ones below follow suit, and that's what they are like. After saying that, maybe even you think this reason is too far-fetched and giggled
I am speechless. If I want to inflict a crime, why not worry about it?
When I looked at her with innocent eyes, she spoke again
OK OK OK OK Don't mention this, why do you fool the whole mansion like you? I asked a few maids, and when they saw their expressions when they talked about you, they seemed to want to hold you in their arms forever, and you said you had used some magic tricks? Let's not mention it for now, even my brother said you are a good person! He curled his mouth and stared at me, as if he was going to eat me.
I am a good person, is it my fault to please others? This girl is a bit unreasonable. It is strange that handsome guys like me are not loved by everyone.
Why can't I see that you are a good person? The girl said unconvincedly
Miss, where do you tell me that I am not a good person? Oh no, I gave her the first impression of me, and there are big obstacles to getting along with her in the future
You, you, you are just your thief who is not good at seeing you, staring at me and saying you are a good person? The girl finally found a reason, thought she was very satisfied, and looked at me provocatively provocatively.
Miss, you are standing in front of me. Who do I see if I don’t look at you? I want to fight with me, you are still a little tender
You can look at the sky, the ground, the tables, chairs, and benches next to you, but you are not allowed to look at me. The girl started to get angry with a lady.
But those things can neither run nor yell, it looks so boring. If there is a puppy in front of me, I will never look at you more.
You said, am I not as good as a puppy? The young lady is going to get angry
You said you didn't want me to see you, why are you changing your mind now?
You, you, me, look at her speechless look, it seems that she is extremely angry
Although he is angry, a beauty is a beauty. No matter what she looks like, she looks very good. She is like a kitten with teeth and claws. It won’t make people scare, she can only feel her cuteness
Suddenly, she stopped being meaningless and changed into a charming smile. I felt something was wrong.
I said I wanted to take the exam for you, but it depends on whether you deserve to be a servant in the mansion. The little girl took the chicken feathers as a command arrow and seemed to be trying to make things difficult for me.
You said, what conditions do you need to meet to be a servant? None of them are allowed to be missed.
A piece of cake, can this kind of problem stump me?
Smart, capable, well, loyal, diligent, and serious and responsible should be enough?
And, let's continue, don't say I haven't given you a chance. The little girl is not a lady at all with her waist on her waist.
And? It's gone, don't make things difficult for me on purpose
Of course there is still, just to make the master happy. If you make the master angry every day, can you continue to be the case?
It seems that there is a little reason. Oh my God, she won't just kick me out because of this, right?
Am I going to live on the streets again?
I begged with eyes that could make the tiger cry. She first ignored it and walked back and forth, then seemed to make up her mind, stopped and stared at me, looking very satisfied with my current expression
Remember, from now on, respect me, not lie to me, do everything I command, and do the truth, and don’t make me angry anymore. When others make me angry, you should come out to help me be happy as soon as possible. You should be happy with me; if I am not happy, you should make me happy and always remember that I am your master, don’t forget me in your dreams, don’t be lazy, don’t say bad things about me, don’t say bad things about me, don’t be allowed to
Seeing the little girl talking more excitedly, the more she talked, the more she talked, the green my face turned green
Alas, don't hold your face, smile
Hi, stop laughing, it's even worse than crying, so it's better to cry
Okay, I won’t tease you anymore. Let’s be here today. Remember, I’ll come to me tomorrow to report. If you forget, Humph, I waved my fist and made a threatening gesture to me before leaving with satisfaction
As soon as I stepped out of the door with my head hanging down, a group of pretty maids surrounded me and asked non-stop:
Miss, what are you doing, Xiaocong?
Seeing you like this, you must have suffered a lot. Xiaocong be good. Come to my sister, please comfort you.
Xiaocong, I have prepared a rose cake for you. Let's eat one quickly. This is something I have never been reluctant to eat.
It’s more practical to have a good relationship with beautiful women. When you are unhappy, someone comes to comfort you. Haha
But how should that little girl deal with it tomorrow?
It's a headache
The next morning, I went to the lady's place to report, there was no way. If I didn't go, I didn't know what the hell she would come up with to mess with me.
Today, tell me a story. After the little girl finished speaking, she started to pick up the spoon and taste the porridge.
Dizzy, what habits?
I had to tell stories while eating, but no one was there to feed me
It seems that she has a little childlike character, just coax her casually
Once upon a time, there was a kid who had herd sheep and said that the wolf was coming, but I said listlessly
Change this, I have heard of this. You think I am a three-year-old child. You dare to fool me with this story? Tell me a good thing quickly, otherwise I will punish you. The little girl waved the spoon and said excitedly
It seems that she is not that easy to deceive
Once upon a time, there was a scholar named Zhang Sheng who had nothing to do when he was full and went to the temple to gamble with the monk. After losing, he owed a lot of money to the monk. He had no choice but to work in the temple to pay off his debts. One night, when he was in a bad stomach, he met a beautiful woman in the temple. The beauty named Cui Yingying. As a result, the two fell in love at first sight, but Cui Yingying's father was the prime minister. The family disagreed with their relationship. As a result, Zhang Sheng bribed a greedy maid named Hongniang with pastries and asked her to thread a needle in the middle. She had a date with Cui Yingying. Finally, Zhang Sheng bribed the examiner with the private money given by Yingying and became the top scholar. After returning, he married Yingying. From then on, the two lived happily together.
Wow, it's so exciting. It's much better than the stories told by Mama. I want you to tell me three stories every day from now on, no, four, add one before going to bed
I fainted on the ground.
After getting up, the excited little girl spoke again
When the nanny asked me to go to the temple to burn incense, she thought it was boring, so she didn't go, yes, today I want to go to the temple to see it, maybe
Looking at the little girl who is in the fantasy, I feel a little worried
A great young man is standing in front of you, but you turn a blind eye. It's so hateful
Miss, this kind of story cannot be taken seriously last time, your brother and I went to Wan'an Temple for a long time, but we didn't see a beautiful woman, but was almost beaten to death as a thief. Recalling the scene at that time, I still feel scared
Oh, so that's how it is. The little girl was in a low mood, but she seemed to have discovered something and asked, "You said, how could my brother go outside to wait for the beauty? He is not that kind of person. Do you tell him honestly?
Oh no, I'm quick and said everything I shouldn't have said
Fortunately, she probably doesn't know about her brother going to the brothel. Hehe, even this is what I teach you, so what is it?
Miss, weren’t you clamoring to go to the temple just now? The maid next to me still has a conscience and said something fair to me
The little girl's face immediately turned red to her ears, she lowered her head and played with the corner of her clothes
Hehe, her shy little daughter looks so attractive. This is what a lady looks like
After seeing the beauty for a while, I gave the maid who was speaking out with gratitude and was dizzy, and even her face turned red. Could it be contagious if blushing?
After a while, the little girl's face finally returned to normal and her head was raised
First, he pushed the snickering maid out, then complained about me who made her fool of herself for a long time, and finally ordered me to tell five more stories as compensation.
When I was finally released by the little girl, my mouth was dry and my back was sore. I felt as tired as if I had just fought a tough battle.
Today, I tried all my best to satisfy that greedy little girl, which made her satisfied.
It’s better to be a nerd. Speaking of which, they were all born to the same parents, but why are their personalities so different?
The younger sister is lively and cunning, and the older brother is quiet and dull. It is indeed a world of wonders.
I had been tired for so long, so I should have had some rest, but then the worries of smart people came again
Because the capable work harder, I can only go to the store to work again
Fortunately, due to my invention, both the shopkeeper and the guy are very nice to me. I don’t have to be busy now. Just chat with the shopkeeper with a cup of tea.
I was idle and talked about business matters with him
As you said, is the sales with prizes really effective? The shopkeeper is a little confused
Of course, people like to get small benefits. As long as they spend a certain amount of money, they can get small gifts. Everyone will come to see the one-to-one transmission and ten transmission. Even if they don’t buy it now, they can definitely remember the name of our store and when they buy things, they will feel that they will come here. This is called the advertising effect. Even if they can’t attract many people, we won’t suffer any losses? I keep selling my business to the shopkeeper
Maybe the matter of the account book gave him confidence, so he immediately went to prepare.
I thought to myself, with the advertising awareness of merchants in this era, I must not be as good as me.
Although it may not necessarily produce a sensational effect, it will definitely bring performance to a higher level
At that time, my value will be reflected. Maybe I can get rid of the identity of a servant and be a dog-headed master. Hehe, money, house, servant, and beauty will come.
Feeling about my upcoming success, I decided to celebrate it in advance
As for the method, what else is better than having a big meal?
Of course, going to a brothel is also a good choice, but that was before
Now when I think of the tigress waiting to eat the boy chicken, I feel chilled
Of course, this is not the most important thing. What's even more terrifying is that the murderous witch Li Yuhu, I'll hide as far as I can
Alas, brothel, the holy land in my heart, when will you return to my in life?
After calming down my feelings, I walked into a restaurant and told the waiter to order a few dishes. After a pot of wine, I started to drink it myself.
Although I don't like drinking, people have to follow the trend
Have you heard of any romantic talented men who don’t drink?
Li Bai has a hundred poems about drinking wine. For my romantic life and for those girls who will be attracted to me in the future, what is the point of suffering now?
Just as I was drinking with a frown, an old beggar came over
Weird, how did he get in?
If I had such good luck back then, I wouldn't have been a servant
Damn, this waiter is too irresponsible
Just as I was about to ask someone to drive him away, he leaned over with salivating face and said: This young man is so good, he always begs about the wine bug in my belly. Can you please give me some wine? While saying that, he sniffed his nose. Looking at the expression, he seemed to want the pot of wine to vaporize instantly, and then all of it was sucked away by him with his nose.
God, you are indeed towards me
Knowing that I was in a difficult position to deal with this pot of wine, I brought an old drunkard to me
Haha, those talented men and heroes are not drunk. If I have the rest, it will undoubtedly tarnish my glorious image.
Taking this opportunity, I gave the old drunkard a good man and dealt with hot potatoes. Why not do it?
I quickly handed him the wine, and pretended to be generous and said: I think my father-in-law is also a person who loves wine. It is better to meet him by chance than to invite him. I will give you this pot of wine.
The old beggar didn't even care about thanking him, and picked up the wine and poured it into his throat. I felt ashamed and sighed.
Oh no, I remember a question. Drinking on an empty stomach is the easiest thing to get drunk. He doesn’t look like a person who can eat a lot. If he gets drunk in a hotel, wouldn’t the waiter cause trouble for me?
Maybe I'll have another stroke and paralysis, and then my fun will be great
My father-in-law, drink slowly and eat some food first. For now, I can only lose some money, let him fill his stomach first.
I reluctantly ordered the waiter to serve a few more dishes
Alas, it seems that my wallet is going to be put on a lot again
Looking at the waiter who was puzzled, it seemed that he felt incredible that I was so kind to a beggar, but how could I have other difficulties?
Looking at the old beggar who was eating with oil, my heart was bleeding, and my wallet was crying. It seems that it is still impossible to be a good person.
When the old beggar had enough wine and meals, I finally felt relieved. Judging from his energetic appearance, it seems that I don’t have to worry about raising his alimony.
While wiping his dirty sleeves, the old beggar said vaguely: Young master is such a kind-hearted person. Well, I never owe anyone favors to beggars. Today I will beat the dog eighteen palms.
Before I could finish listening to the following words, I was already in ecstasy
Wow, I made a profit this time, I met a strange man from the world, maybe I had some other leader of the Beggars' Sect
God, you really treat me well. What kind of virtue can I do? I can win you so much favor
Although I am just a little handsome than others, my brain is smarter than others, my hands and feet are more flexible than others, and my mouth is sweeter than others, but it is really unreasonable to have such luck
The peerless skill, the proud gangster, the romantic hero, Her saves beauty, hugging left and right, the blessing of a common man, these words emerged from my mind one by one
Take your life. The old beggar's voice stopped abruptly, and his eyes were staring at me gloomy, like a beast that chose people to eat. His thin hands also turned from yellow to red and then purple
I was shocked, connected the words before and after, and my mood fell from the peak of excitement to the bottom of fear
God, you have caused me this time, and I actually met a crazy devil
No, I want to save myself, I want to survive
Boss, old man, grandpa, old hero, please spare the young one. I have an 80-year-old mother on top, a baby on the bottom, a disabled brother on the left, a widowed sister on the right, a widowed wife on the front, and a concubine on the back
Before I could finish speaking, the ungrateful old bastard interrupted me, are you bullying me for being confused? You are a magistrate, with no father or mother, and no wife, children, brother and sister, and a boy talking nonsense, just take your life. As he said that, those purple-red hands slapped my forehead
There was a buzzing sound in my ears, and I closed my eyes and waited for death. For a moment, every bit of the past came into my mind, appearing alternately, as if I was playing a movie.
The kind smiles of parents, the kind greetings of friends, and the shy smile of the beauty in the end all turned into the hideous face of the old beggar.
It seems like a minute has passed, and it seems like tens of millions of years have passed.
When I finally woke up from my fear and opened my eyes secretly to look at it, I found that the old beggar sat on the chair with a smile, as if he had changed his own person. When I saw me peeking, I couldn't help laughing loudly anymore
Look at you, a kid, why is your brain so unsophisticated? If I want to kill you, how could I take action in public? After saying that, fortunately, I took a leisurely look at how I answered
I wiped my cold sweat and said, "Old man, you are so scared that you are so scared that you treat kind-hearted people who give you food and drink. Don't you think it's a bit too much?"
Since my life has been saved, I am not so nervous, so I started to joke with him
It's all my heart that I've been blaming the martial arts novels I've read before. What kind of knights and evil demons are not playing in a restaurant, life and death, but in reality in life, no one dares to do something like killing people and robbing people in full view of everyone.
Even a master like Li Yuhu had to lead people into remote woods to silence him, not to mention this old beggar who did not seem to be as clever as her.
The old beggar did not answer my question directly, but sighed and said, "I really don't know what the lady values you. She is as timid as a mouse, and is also cunning. She just looks bad. I just need to complete what she told me. After hesitating for a while, he said to me seriously: Listen, my lady has improved her piano skills due to your help. She doesn't want to owe you favors. She wants me to pass on your own skills and never owe each other."
Miss?
Piano art?
effort?
These words are connected together, and a hazy and pretty shadow suddenly appears in my mind
Hehe, thank you for your kindness, and you have a clear distinction between gratitude and grudges. Li Yuhu, you are indeed a loyal hero of the world
However, your method is too much, I almost pee my pants
Come with me, the old beggar got up and walked out after he talked.
I had to follow, of course, the temptation of peerless martial arts is not so easy to resist.
We walked out of the city one after another. Wow, it was the little woods again. Could it be that he wanted to take me there to silence me?
I followed in uneasy, and the old beggar took out a dilapidated and yellowed book, which was indeed in line with the basic characteristics of martial arts secrets - broken and old
He rubbed it for a long time before saying to me: There are internal skills and tricks on it. Take it back and practice. What's the point of not knowing it? Just go to Miaoyifang to ask the lady.
No, I'm going to let me run so far with you to get this broken book?
Isn't it enough to give it to me in a restaurant? Is it necessary to make me run out of the city with you panting?
I dare not complain, but I asked me to go to Li Yuhu to ask, even if I beat me to death, I wouldn't have the courage to do so.
What if she is in a bad mood one day and remembers that my living habit has not been dealt with yet?
Old man, where are you going? I asked carefully
In comparison, he will guide you to be safer
I'm leaving Hangzhou for a while, hey, today I'm lucky, and there's a silly boy who gives me the old beggar Hua Yicheng, and he smiled sly
I'm going to vomit blood, it turns out he's just teasing me
There is no way, who can make me a martial arts master?
I had to swallow this breath
Then, senior, how much can I reach after practicing this book? I asked with hope, hoping that he can give me a surprise
Well, if you can really practice this skill to the top, it is not impossible for the world to be invincible. The old beggar thought for a moment and said
Wow, it's indeed a peerless secret book, I've picked up the treasure
Then let me ask again, how long does it take to reach the top? This is very important. I can't wait until my hair is white before I can practice. Then I can't chase beautiful women.
Well, with your qualifications, I think it will take about a hundred years, he said to me with a wicked smile
No, it's so difficult to practice?
Did my dream of a hero was ruined like this?
I quickly looked down at the secret book cover, and four large characters were printed into my eyes - Luohan Fist Notes
I was stunned and stunned
Even if I, an ordinary person who doesn’t know what martial arts are, knows that this is just a book that can be bought on street stalls, he pretended to be mysterious and ran here to me. Are you playing tricks on me?
It sounds funny. I have been here for a month, but I haven't seen the owner of the mansion, the parents of the people - the magistrate
I entered the prefect's study uneasy and saw an old man with white face and slightly bearded sitting behind the desk, with a sense of majesty on his face revealing his face.
After asking for peace, I found that there was a person standing next to me. When I saw me, I looked frightened and restless.
Strangely, I don’t know him, why are you so afraid of me?
At this time, the prefect spoke: Zhao Wujing, someone told you to draw talismans and preach and spread cults. Do you have anything to say?
I was so impressed that I regarded my contribution to the math cause of my motherland as a communication cult
However, it is not unreasonable for them to think like this. A group of friends mysteriously painted on the paper. Within a few days, they seduced more people to go crazy and didn't even remember the accounts. When outsiders asked, they refused to say it. No wonder they thought it was wrong.
What's more, many of the incidents of rebellion in the past dynasties started with missionary preaching, and rebellion is not a trivial matter
I laughed and told the prefect the truth
The one next to him was probably the rumor, and after hearing this, he was very ashamed.
At this time, the prefect said again: I have asked the butler about this, and I have complained to you at all. It seems that someone is making a fuss. After saying that, he kicked the confused insect away.
Dad, I heard that you caught a demon? Let me see a crisp and pleasant voice from far to near
As soon as he finished speaking, a beautiful girl in yellow jumped into my eyes, her eyebrows were like green mountains, her eyes were like autumn water, and her figure was delicate, even compared to Li Yuhu, and her brisk and lively little daughter was even more adorable.
At this time, the girl saw me and asked with some doubt: Is it you? Are you the demon who bewitched everyone?
The girl's innocent words made me laugh and cry. It seems that someone has been given the title of "Demonic Way", but Demonic Way is better than a lewd monk.
Haha, it's also considered a joy in suffering
Miss, I am not a demon, you can call me a servant, a gardener, a follower or a friend, just don't call me a demon, I can't afford this title
Hehe, look at you being slick, even if you are not a demon, you will not be a good person. The girl jumped and jumped happily
Mei'er, stop making trouble, this servant looks smart and is also a talented person. The prefect couldn't bear to see me embarrassed, so he hurriedly rescued me.
Just him? The girl looked quite cute with her pretty little nose
Hey, demon, I will test later. Do you see if you are really capable or just lie? After saying that, he turned to the prefect and acted coquettishly and said: Dad, my daughter wants to test him. See if he is qualified to recruit servants. You can't be careless and let anyone get in. After saying that, he still talks at me.
It turns out that she is my long-known prefect, and she is indeed worthy of the name of the fairy who descends to earth. She is just a little bit rude.
However, I like it
Following the lady, admiring her swaying back. Although it is pleasing to the eye, when I think of the torture I will face later, my brows are getting deeper and deeper
The maids I met on the road didn't dare to say hello to me, but they secretly showed sympathy to me. It seemed that they knew very well about the lady's temper.
Haha, if Tian Sishu knew that the lady he had always been in love with was a little witch, I don’t know what his expression would be like. Hehe, I really look forward to that moment
Following the lady into a house, she sat on the Grand Master's chair and started to ask questions
What did you tell my father? Why did he deceive him so much that he didn't care about your drawing of talismans?
Miss, have you seen talismans drawn on the account books in the past? That is my newly invented accounting method. I am a little amused and crying. It seems that it is really hard to be a scientific and technological worker in this era. You have to be careful to be arrested as a monster at all times.
Oh, maybe you are terrified, you must be stingy and reluctant to buy yellow paper. The ones below follow suit, and that's what they are like. After saying that, maybe even you think this reason is too far-fetched and giggled
I am speechless. If I want to inflict a crime, why not worry about it?
When I looked at her with innocent eyes, she spoke again
OK OK OK OK Don't mention this, why do you fool the whole mansion like you? I asked a few maids, and when they saw their expressions when they talked about you, they seemed to want to hold you in their arms forever, and you said you had used some magic tricks? Let's not mention it for now, even my brother said you are a good person! He curled his mouth and stared at me, as if he was going to eat me.
I am a good person, is it my fault to please others? This girl is a bit unreasonable. It is strange that handsome guys like me are not loved by everyone.
Why can't I see that you are a good person? The girl said unconvincedly
Miss, where do you tell me that I am not a good person? Oh no, I gave her the first impression of me, and there are big obstacles to getting along with her in the future
You, you, you are just your thief who is not good at seeing you, staring at me and saying you are a good person? The girl finally found a reason, thought she was very satisfied, and looked at me provocatively provocatively.
Miss, you are standing in front of me. Who do I see if I don’t look at you? I want to fight with me, you are still a little tender
You can look at the sky, the ground, the tables, chairs, and benches next to you, but you are not allowed to look at me. The girl started to get angry with a lady.
But those things can neither run nor yell, it looks so boring. If there is a puppy in front of me, I will never look at you more.
You said, am I not as good as a puppy? The young lady is going to get angry
You said you didn't want me to see you, why are you changing your mind now?
You, you, me, look at her speechless look, it seems that she is extremely angry
Although he is angry, a beauty is a beauty. No matter what she looks like, she looks very good. She is like a kitten with teeth and claws. It won’t make people scare, she can only feel her cuteness
Suddenly, she stopped being meaningless and changed into a charming smile. I felt something was wrong.
I said I wanted to take the exam for you, but it depends on whether you deserve to be a servant in the mansion. The little girl took the chicken feathers as a command arrow and seemed to be trying to make things difficult for me.
You said, what conditions do you need to meet to be a servant? None of them are allowed to be missed.
A piece of cake, can this kind of problem stump me?
Smart, capable, well, loyal, diligent, and serious and responsible should be enough?
And, let's continue, don't say I haven't given you a chance. The little girl is not a lady at all with her waist on her waist.
And? It's gone, don't make things difficult for me on purpose
Of course there is still, just to make the master happy. If you make the master angry every day, can you continue to be the case?
It seems that there is a little reason. Oh my God, she won't just kick me out because of this, right?
Am I going to live on the streets again?
I begged with eyes that could make the tiger cry. She first ignored it and walked back and forth, then seemed to make up her mind, stopped and stared at me, looking very satisfied with my current expression
Remember, from now on, respect me, not lie to me, do everything I command, and do the truth, and don’t make me angry anymore. When others make me angry, you should come out to help me be happy as soon as possible. You should be happy with me; if I am not happy, you should make me happy and always remember that I am your master, don’t forget me in your dreams, don’t be lazy, don’t say bad things about me, don’t say bad things about me, don’t be allowed to
Seeing the little girl talking more excitedly, the more she talked, the more she talked, the green my face turned green
Alas, don't hold your face, smile
Hi, stop laughing, it's even worse than crying, so it's better to cry
Okay, I won’t tease you anymore. Let’s be here today. Remember, I’ll come to me tomorrow to report. If you forget, Humph, I waved my fist and made a threatening gesture to me before leaving with satisfaction
As soon as I stepped out of the door with my head hanging down, a group of pretty maids surrounded me and asked non-stop:
Miss, what are you doing, Xiaocong?
Seeing you like this, you must have suffered a lot. Xiaocong be good. Come to my sister, please comfort you.
Xiaocong, I have prepared a rose cake for you. Let's eat one quickly. This is something I have never been reluctant to eat.
It’s more practical to have a good relationship with beautiful women. When you are unhappy, someone comes to comfort you. Haha
But how should that little girl deal with it tomorrow?
It's a headache
The next morning, I went to the lady's place to report, there was no way. If I didn't go, I didn't know what the hell she would come up with to mess with me.
Today, tell me a story. After the little girl finished speaking, she started to pick up the spoon and taste the porridge.
Dizzy, what habits?
I had to tell stories while eating, but no one was there to feed me
It seems that she has a little childlike character, just coax her casually
Once upon a time, there was a kid who had herd sheep and said that the wolf was coming, but I said listlessly
Change this, I have heard of this. You think I am a three-year-old child. You dare to fool me with this story? Tell me a good thing quickly, otherwise I will punish you. The little girl waved the spoon and said excitedly
It seems that she is not that easy to deceive
Once upon a time, there was a scholar named Zhang Sheng who had nothing to do when he was full and went to the temple to gamble with the monk. After losing, he owed a lot of money to the monk. He had no choice but to work in the temple to pay off his debts. One night, when he was in a bad stomach, he met a beautiful woman in the temple. The beauty named Cui Yingying. As a result, the two fell in love at first sight, but Cui Yingying's father was the prime minister. The family disagreed with their relationship. As a result, Zhang Sheng bribed a greedy maid named Hongniang with pastries and asked her to thread a needle in the middle. She had a date with Cui Yingying. Finally, Zhang Sheng bribed the examiner with the private money given by Yingying and became the top scholar. After returning, he married Yingying. From then on, the two lived happily together.
Wow, it's so exciting. It's much better than the stories told by Mama. I want you to tell me three stories every day from now on, no, four, add one before going to bed
I fainted on the ground.
After getting up, the excited little girl spoke again
When the nanny asked me to go to the temple to burn incense, she thought it was boring, so she didn't go, yes, today I want to go to the temple to see it, maybe
Looking at the little girl who is in the fantasy, I feel a little worried
A great young man is standing in front of you, but you turn a blind eye. It's so hateful
Miss, this kind of story cannot be taken seriously last time, your brother and I went to Wan'an Temple for a long time, but we didn't see a beautiful woman, but was almost beaten to death as a thief. Recalling the scene at that time, I still feel scared
Oh, so that's how it is. The little girl was in a low mood, but she seemed to have discovered something and asked, "You said, how could my brother go outside to wait for the beauty? He is not that kind of person. Do you tell him honestly?
Oh no, I'm quick and said everything I shouldn't have said
Fortunately, she probably doesn't know about her brother going to the brothel. Hehe, even this is what I teach you, so what is it?
Miss, weren’t you clamoring to go to the temple just now? The maid next to me still has a conscience and said something fair to me
The little girl's face immediately turned red to her ears, she lowered her head and played with the corner of her clothes
Hehe, her shy little daughter looks so attractive. This is what a lady looks like
After seeing the beauty for a while, I gave the maid who was speaking out with gratitude and was dizzy, and even her face turned red. Could it be contagious if blushing?
After a while, the little girl's face finally returned to normal and her head was raised
First, he pushed the snickering maid out, then complained about me who made her fool of herself for a long time, and finally ordered me to tell five more stories as compensation.
When I was finally released by the little girl, my mouth was dry and my back was sore. I felt as tired as if I had just fought a tough battle.
Today, I tried all my best to satisfy that greedy little girl, which made her satisfied.
It’s better to be a nerd. Speaking of which, they were all born to the same parents, but why are their personalities so different?
The younger sister is lively and cunning, and the older brother is quiet and dull. It is indeed a world of wonders.
I had been tired for so long, so I should have had some rest, but then the worries of smart people came again
Because the capable work harder, I can only go to the store to work again
Fortunately, due to my invention, both the shopkeeper and the guy are very nice to me. I don’t have to be busy now. Just chat with the shopkeeper with a cup of tea.
I was idle and talked about business matters with him
As you said, is the sales with prizes really effective? The shopkeeper is a little confused
Of course, people like to get small benefits. As long as they spend a certain amount of money, they can get small gifts. Everyone will come to see the one-to-one transmission and ten transmission. Even if they don’t buy it now, they can definitely remember the name of our store and when they buy things, they will feel that they will come here. This is called the advertising effect. Even if they can’t attract many people, we won’t suffer any losses? I keep selling my business to the shopkeeper
Maybe the matter of the account book gave him confidence, so he immediately went to prepare.
I thought to myself, with the advertising awareness of merchants in this era, I must not be as good as me.
Although it may not necessarily produce a sensational effect, it will definitely bring performance to a higher level
At that time, my value will be reflected. Maybe I can get rid of the identity of a servant and be a dog-headed master. Hehe, money, house, servant, and beauty will come.
Feeling about my upcoming success, I decided to celebrate it in advance
As for the method, what else is better than having a big meal?
Of course, going to a brothel is also a good choice, but that was before
Now when I think of the tigress waiting to eat the boy chicken, I feel chilled
Of course, this is not the most important thing. What's even more terrifying is that the murderous witch Li Yuhu, I'll hide as far as I can
Alas, brothel, the holy land in my heart, when will you return to my in life?
After calming down my feelings, I walked into a restaurant and told the waiter to order a few dishes. After a pot of wine, I started to drink it myself.
Although I don't like drinking, people have to follow the trend
Have you heard of any romantic talented men who don’t drink?
Li Bai has a hundred poems about drinking wine. For my romantic life and for those girls who will be attracted to me in the future, what is the point of suffering now?
Just as I was drinking with a frown, an old beggar came over
Weird, how did he get in?
If I had such good luck back then, I wouldn't have been a servant
Damn, this waiter is too irresponsible
Just as I was about to ask someone to drive him away, he leaned over with salivating face and said: This young man is so good, he always begs about the wine bug in my belly. Can you please give me some wine? While saying that, he sniffed his nose. Looking at the expression, he seemed to want the pot of wine to vaporize instantly, and then all of it was sucked away by him with his nose.
God, you are indeed towards me
Knowing that I was in a difficult position to deal with this pot of wine, I brought an old drunkard to me
Haha, those talented men and heroes are not drunk. If I have the rest, it will undoubtedly tarnish my glorious image.
Taking this opportunity, I gave the old drunkard a good man and dealt with hot potatoes. Why not do it?
I quickly handed him the wine, and pretended to be generous and said: I think my father-in-law is also a person who loves wine. It is better to meet him by chance than to invite him. I will give you this pot of wine.
The old beggar didn't even care about thanking him, and picked up the wine and poured it into his throat. I felt ashamed and sighed.
Oh no, I remember a question. Drinking on an empty stomach is the easiest thing to get drunk. He doesn’t look like a person who can eat a lot. If he gets drunk in a hotel, wouldn’t the waiter cause trouble for me?
Maybe I'll have another stroke and paralysis, and then my fun will be great
My father-in-law, drink slowly and eat some food first. For now, I can only lose some money, let him fill his stomach first.
I reluctantly ordered the waiter to serve a few more dishes
Alas, it seems that my wallet is going to be put on a lot again
Looking at the waiter who was puzzled, it seemed that he felt incredible that I was so kind to a beggar, but how could I have other difficulties?
Looking at the old beggar who was eating with oil, my heart was bleeding, and my wallet was crying. It seems that it is still impossible to be a good person.
When the old beggar had enough wine and meals, I finally felt relieved. Judging from his energetic appearance, it seems that I don’t have to worry about raising his alimony.
While wiping his dirty sleeves, the old beggar said vaguely: Young master is such a kind-hearted person. Well, I never owe anyone favors to beggars. Today I will beat the dog eighteen palms.
Before I could finish listening to the following words, I was already in ecstasy
Wow, I made a profit this time, I met a strange man from the world, maybe I had some other leader of the Beggars' Sect
God, you really treat me well. What kind of virtue can I do? I can win you so much favor
Although I am just a little handsome than others, my brain is smarter than others, my hands and feet are more flexible than others, and my mouth is sweeter than others, but it is really unreasonable to have such luck
The peerless skill, the proud gangster, the romantic hero, Her saves beauty, hugging left and right, the blessing of a common man, these words emerged from my mind one by one
Take your life. The old beggar's voice stopped abruptly, and his eyes were staring at me gloomy, like a beast that chose people to eat. His thin hands also turned from yellow to red and then purple
I was shocked, connected the words before and after, and my mood fell from the peak of excitement to the bottom of fear
God, you have caused me this time, and I actually met a crazy devil
No, I want to save myself, I want to survive
Boss, old man, grandpa, old hero, please spare the young one. I have an 80-year-old mother on top, a baby on the bottom, a disabled brother on the left, a widowed sister on the right, a widowed wife on the front, and a concubine on the back
Before I could finish speaking, the ungrateful old bastard interrupted me, are you bullying me for being confused? You are a magistrate, with no father or mother, and no wife, children, brother and sister, and a boy talking nonsense, just take your life. As he said that, those purple-red hands slapped my forehead
There was a buzzing sound in my ears, and I closed my eyes and waited for death. For a moment, every bit of the past came into my mind, appearing alternately, as if I was playing a movie.
The kind smiles of parents, the kind greetings of friends, and the shy smile of the beauty in the end all turned into the hideous face of the old beggar.
It seems like a minute has passed, and it seems like tens of millions of years have passed.
When I finally woke up from my fear and opened my eyes secretly to look at it, I found that the old beggar sat on the chair with a smile, as if he had changed his own person. When I saw me peeking, I couldn't help laughing loudly anymore
Look at you, a kid, why is your brain so unsophisticated? If I want to kill you, how could I take action in public? After saying that, fortunately, I took a leisurely look at how I answered
I wiped my cold sweat and said, "Old man, you are so scared that you are so scared that you treat kind-hearted people who give you food and drink. Don't you think it's a bit too much?"
Since my life has been saved, I am not so nervous, so I started to joke with him
It's all my heart that I've been blaming the martial arts novels I've read before. What kind of knights and evil demons are not playing in a restaurant, life and death, but in reality in life, no one dares to do something like killing people and robbing people in full view of everyone.
Even a master like Li Yuhu had to lead people into remote woods to silence him, not to mention this old beggar who did not seem to be as clever as her.
The old beggar did not answer my question directly, but sighed and said, "I really don't know what the lady values you. She is as timid as a mouse, and is also cunning. She just looks bad. I just need to complete what she told me. After hesitating for a while, he said to me seriously: Listen, my lady has improved her piano skills due to your help. She doesn't want to owe you favors. She wants me to pass on your own skills and never owe each other."
Miss?
Piano art?
effort?
These words are connected together, and a hazy and pretty shadow suddenly appears in my mind
Hehe, thank you for your kindness, and you have a clear distinction between gratitude and grudges. Li Yuhu, you are indeed a loyal hero of the world
However, your method is too much, I almost pee my pants
Come with me, the old beggar got up and walked out after he talked.
I had to follow, of course, the temptation of peerless martial arts is not so easy to resist.
We walked out of the city one after another. Wow, it was the little woods again. Could it be that he wanted to take me there to silence me?
I followed in uneasy, and the old beggar took out a dilapidated and yellowed book, which was indeed in line with the basic characteristics of martial arts secrets - broken and old
He rubbed it for a long time before saying to me: There are internal skills and tricks on it. Take it back and practice. What's the point of not knowing it? Just go to Miaoyifang to ask the lady.
No, I'm going to let me run so far with you to get this broken book?
Isn't it enough to give it to me in a restaurant? Is it necessary to make me run out of the city with you panting?
I dare not complain, but I asked me to go to Li Yuhu to ask, even if I beat me to death, I wouldn't have the courage to do so.
What if she is in a bad mood one day and remembers that my living habit has not been dealt with yet?
Old man, where are you going? I asked carefully
In comparison, he will guide you to be safer
I'm leaving Hangzhou for a while, hey, today I'm lucky, and there's a silly boy who gives me the old beggar Hua Yicheng, and he smiled sly
I'm going to vomit blood, it turns out he's just teasing me
There is no way, who can make me a martial arts master?
I had to swallow this breath
Then, senior, how much can I reach after practicing this book? I asked with hope, hoping that he can give me a surprise
Well, if you can really practice this skill to the top, it is not impossible for the world to be invincible. The old beggar thought for a moment and said
Wow, it's indeed a peerless secret book, I've picked up the treasure
Then let me ask again, how long does it take to reach the top? This is very important. I can't wait until my hair is white before I can practice. Then I can't chase beautiful women.
Well, with your qualifications, I think it will take about a hundred years, he said to me with a wicked smile
No, it's so difficult to practice?
Did my dream of a hero was ruined like this?
I quickly looked down at the secret book cover, and four large characters were printed into my eyes - Luohan Fist Notes
I was stunned and stunned
Even if I, an ordinary person who doesn’t know what martial arts are, knows that this is just a book that can be bought on street stalls, he pretended to be mysterious and ran here to me. Are you playing tricks on me?
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