Find the room my maid pointed to me, gently pushed the door and found that a woman with white veil masked face in front of her was fiddling with a guqin in her hand, with many short tables on both sides, with all the snacks and tea on it. After sitting upright, the guests were fascinated and staring at the woman.
I glanced at him and found the nerd, walked over and shook his arm gently. Seeing that he didn't respond, I knew that he was obsessed with the infatuation and had not yet woken up, so I had to sit aside and wait.
Turning his head and looking at the beauty again, well, he is indeed a little fox who understands men's mind very well
The white veil covered the face and made the beautiful face hazy, like a dream, like a fairy from the nine heavens, and it was still the kind of fairy who was fascinated by people and was not worthy of life.
Elegant temperament, slim figure, and white clothes look extraordinary
No wonder Kaizi can attract so many people who want to see her even if they spend a lot of money. Unfortunately, they can see her but not eat her.
I thought about it viciously for a while and felt that her piano sound was nothing great. Maybe I was born without musical cells.
I didn't sleep well last night, and I was thinking about my nerd's depravity all night. I'm going to sleep on the table while there's no one cares about it now.
The environment is elegant and quiet, and the music in your ears is like a lullaby, which is a good place to sleep
When I was sleeping soundly, I was suddenly pushed to wake up. I opened my eyes angrily to look for the guy who disturbed my good dream, but I saw that everyone around me glaring at me. The nerd and Mr. Chen also pretended not to know me, but there was a hint of pity and snickering on their faces. Yes, it was just a snicker.
Miss doesn't have to worry about such ordinary people. How can servants like them understand the beauty of the music? A second-generation ancestor who looked like he was hollowed out by wine and sex jumped out
That's right, this kind of vulgar thing beat him out, but the lady was so dirty that she was clear about her eyes. The people next to her agreed, and she looked like she was hitting the dog in the water.
Everyone is scrambling to show their heroism in front of the beauty to win the beauty's love
For a moment, the crowd was angry, and I seemed to have become a traitor, and everyone was killed. Now I am standing next to the executioner waiting for the people to throw tomatoes at me.
The two boys who came with me were a little conscientious. They didn't follow him and turned their heads aside, as if they couldn't bear to look at them anymore, but the shaking shoulders leaked their true feelings. They were still laughing secretly.
Alas, I'm sorry, I met someone wrong
At this time, the masked fairy finally spoke: This young master, can you ask me if my song is so dirty? Why did you sleep soundly with your head held on the side? Please give me advice. The sound is crisp and pleasant, but unfortunately it sounds like the call of Yama. If I answer wrongly, I am afraid that her admirers will tear me to pieces, and today next year will become my taboo day.
I have pity that I am an innocent young man who died of a life when I first visited a brothel. Is this God’s punishment for me?
No, I want to save myself, my brain turned rapidly, and under the crowd's eye, I finally made up a set of rhetoric
Miss, please don’t misunderstand. To the villain, the song of the lady is like the sound of nature. How can I understand it like an ordinary person like me? The villain only feels like being in an illusion, and is intoxicated in it or even dreaming. Please do not blame me.
Looking at her eyes showing the meaning of calculating you, I thought to myself, Humph, it seems that this girl is used to being praised by men, and she doesn't know how to be tall and thick. I really think she plays well
If it weren't for your beautiful face, who would have the time to listen to you playing the piano?
Unfortunately, I dare not say these heartfelt words, so I can only try harder to praise her so that she will not turn her back
After listening to the song of the lady, the little man seemed to have returned to childhood. He listened to the song sleeping peacefully in his mother's arms and felt peaceful. He really wanted to have fun in one of the dreams that he could not wake up. This song only exists in the sky. How many times can he hear it in the world? I looked at it secretly. Although it was through the veil, I could see that she smiled proudly. The big stone in her heart finally fell to the ground.
Yes, yes, I feel the same way below
The lady is really as talented as a god. I am afraid that even the goddess is not as good as the lady. If that two guys finally have a little conscience, quickly agree to help me.
Oh, how dare you ask what kind of song the young master Lingtang sang? Can you sing it to me? She has a hint of curiosity
There is no way, in order not to expose the lies, I had to do my best to hum a song "Requiem"
Although my voice was not very nice, this song was shocking at the time, but the famous song was a famous song after all, which still stunned everyone, especially Li Yuhu, who did not come back to his senses until a long time after I finished singing.
This song is really wonderful. I dare to ask who wrote it? Looking at her begging, it looks like a kitten with fresh fish on a plate. Can I keep silent?
This, well, this song was written by my mother and used to make me fall asleep when I was a child. Since I lie, I have to tell you to the end. I have no way out, so I have to bite the bullet and hold on.
Hearing this, she couldn't help but ask in confusion: Is that true? Why does it sound a bit like mourning the dead?
Well, I don't know this, the cold sweat on my face has already flowed down
Can I see Lingtang? Lingtang has a profound attainment in music. I want to ask her some questions. This girl is finally convinced and said to me humbly.
My mother has passed away, which disappoints the lady. There is no evidence to die, it depends on what else you can say
But mom, don't blame your son for cursing you, I can't do anything about it.
Just like a kitten watching a fresh fish being taken away, but there is nothing he can do about it
Her expression made me want to tell the truth, I couldn't bear to make her sad
No, I can't stay here anymore. The beauty's power is great. If I stay still, I'm afraid my three souls and seven spirits will be sucked away by her.
Miss Yuhu, the villain still has something to do, but it is inconvenient to disturb him. He said goodbye. After saying that, he quickly pulled the bookman and ran away.
On the way back home, the nerd kept telling me how beautiful Li Yuhu was and how talented he was. He was like he had never seen a woman in his eight lives.
I couldn't help feeling guilty. This nerd was studying at home well, but he might never have met Li Yuhu
But I used him and now made him fall in love with a woman he might never get. Is this right?
I kept asking myself in my heart, feeling ashamed of my intentions
This Liu Shu treats me with sincerity, but I
Alas, I don't think so much, just take a look
After getting up the next day, I saw the sunny and spring, and my mood was much better.
Passing by the garden, he greeted the old gardener, teased a few pretty maids, and then ran to the young master's study to start my new day's work
Master, where are we going today?
Go to Miaoyifang
Sure enough, I was fascinated by that little vixen. No, I have to find an opportunity to persuade him, otherwise my conscience will be uneasy.
Young Master, the sun has just risen and the Miaoyifang is about to open the door until the sun is about to set.
Then I'll study now, wait until the sun sets
It's hopeless, I have to divert his sight
Young Master, I heard that the scenery of Wan'an Temple outside the city is good, so we can take a look at the beautiful scenery outside the city. Then we whispered a low voice, temple, ladies
Maybe the charm of the lady from a family has finally influenced him. He said: OK, let's go to Wan'an Temple and enjoy the scenery along the way. Then he added, go to Miaoyifang after he comes back.
I misread you, but I didn't expect to think about that beautiful lady Li. If you are dumped, don't blame me for not reminding you.
Hu, Hu, who wrote that book "The West Chamber"?
I'm going to chop him
Lies me about the fact that there are often beauties in temples to burn incense, and Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying fell in love at first sight
As a result, we waited inside for two hours, but we didn't even see a beautiful woman.
There are many mountain village girls, but unfortunately they all look ugly than dinosaurs.
I was about to come up and see clearly, but I was immediately called a thief and madman, which made the monks chase me and beat me up by the broom.
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Fortunately, the nerd is loyal and donated some money for indulgence and oil to the temple and released me.
I swear, I will never believe in those deceptive novels again
When the sun shifted to the west, we lost patience and went home
On the way back to the city, we were not very interested
Of course, no matter who is defiled as a thief, and the victim is a dinosaur, I guess I won't be in a good mood.
As for that nerd, haha, if you were asked to squat for two hours but didn't see a beauty, and donated money for sesame oil to the monk for nothing, you wouldn't feel good.
Maybe God has pity us, a miracle has happened
I saw a woman suddenly passing by us and rushing into a small wood next to us. Then, a few big men followed him with knives and shouted.
Ah, is it the legendary beauty in trouble?
A lonely and beautiful woman, a few big men like wolves and tigers, a forest without a trace, thinking of this, my passion was boiling
God, you haven't forgotten me
Turning his head to look at the nerd, the two of them were excited and smiling, as if they were just perverts.
To save a beautiful woman, the timing must be grasped first. Generally speaking, you have to wait for the beautiful woman to be given aphrodisiacs, and then rush out with a loud shout.
After killing those gangsters who are supporting roles, in order to relieve the harm of aphrodisiacs for the beauty, he will use himself as medicine bait
Then the beauty fell in love and jumped from one fire pit to another. Naturally, everyone was happy. The protagonist continued to fuck a beautiful girl.
But the first question at the moment is whether I want to kill the nerd, so as not to compete with me for roles
Secondly, I'm so damn, I can beat those guys?
Safety is the first priority, be careful, use stillness to control it, let’s talk about it
Waving his hand to Shudai, the two of them quietly walked towards the woods. No matter how dangerous it was, after all, such opportunities were not encountered every day.
We hid behind the trees and looked at the clearings in the forest. We saw a woman and a man standing opposite each other. This is a common scene before the battle.
Then the change was beyond my expectations. It turned out that the woman drew her sword and attacked the men first. The other side was not willing to be outdone. For a moment, the sword light and the blood splashed.
I found that what I saw in martial arts novels before turned into reality. The woman was as light as Yàn, and she was still snatched by others. She stabbed the big men to death with the last sword, which made me stunned.
Finally, the woman pulled out a snow-white handkerchief from her arms and carefully wiped the blood on the sword. She looked calm, as if she had done something insignificant.
Throw away the blood-stained handkerchief, put away the sword and return to the sheath, then turned his head and looked at the big tree we were hiding, as if he knew we were hiding behind.
My heart tightened and my hands trembled.
What a cold pair of eyes, as if they don't have any human feelings. Although they look very beautiful, it's better for such women to be less involved.
Otherwise, I won't even know how to die
She didn't seem to care about what we saw, and she disappeared from my sight just like she turned around and flew. She was so many times faster than when she came.
It was only then that I realized that the grove was not only an ideal place for romance, but also the best place to kill people and destroy corpses.
Shudai and I quickly left the woods as fast as we could in our lives and ran back to the mansion.
Back in the room, I calmed down after drinking two bowls of tea.
I have always envied those prodigal sons who are happy and righteous in the world. I always want to have the opportunity to try the life of the heroic and beautiful women.
But now I understand that those seemingly casual people in the martial arts world are actually thugs who kill people. The strong are the ones who are in the world.
The woman I saw today must be a hero in the world, but do I dare to pursue such a woman?
It's frightening to think about marrying a murderer as his wife
Goodbye, my martial arts dream
Goodbye, my beauty in the world
With deep regret, another day has passed
The man in love is indeed unreasonable. The nerd was so scared that he trembled all over yesterday. He ran back with me all the way, and today he clamored to see Li Yuhu again.
Hi, why bother?
Isn’t it good to tease the pretty maid at home?
Do you have to hold the money to meet the woman who has faced all day long?
I have to please me all the time, are you tired?
I said I wouldn't go, and he said I was his follower and I had to stay with him all the time
I said again, Master, you go pick up girls, I dare not disturb me.
He also said that he would take someone to serve him at any time, and the beauty had instructions and some had errands.
Finally, I begged, Master, please spare me. I still have fears about the last incident. If I do something wrong again, those people are rushing to peel me off.
He patted my chest and promised that I would definitely protect my safety. Besides, the beauty was very interested in the tune I hummed last time, so she would definitely not make things difficult for me.
Finally the fox's tail was revealed. It turned out that I was thinking about my so-called little tunes left by my mother, and wanted to take me over to fight for the beauty and smile.
Why do I feel like taking a pet to pick up girls?
Use this to attract the beauty's attention and bring the distance closer
What makes me most helpless is that it is me who plays this pet character.
The madam has a really good memory. Although I have only been there once, she still recognized us at first sight.
Mr. Liu, which girl are you looking for this time?
Oh, is Miss Yuhu here?
I'm really sorry for you. Unfortunately today, Yuhu is not in good health and cannot come out to entertain guests. Our Miaoyifang also has other red girls. Although it is not as bad as Yuhu, it is not much worse. I'll call you to accompany you. As I said that the madam told the turtle man next to him to call the girl.
While admiring the disappointed expression of Shunn's face, I secretly glad that I didn't have to see the little vixen
Suddenly, a voice that made me lose my soul came over
Good brother, I'm here to find my sister again. Today, I won't let you run away again
When my soul returned to my position, the sister who was going to eat my boy chicken last time had already hugged my arm tightly
As the saying goes: Fortune comes unparalleled, misfortune never comes alone
What's more terrifying than a tigress that can only eat you is a group of female wolves drooling at you and shining with green light
Sister, is this the handsome boy you mentioned last time? It's really good
Oh, I'm blushing, pure enough, I like this
I heard that the boy chicken is the most nourishing, don't forget to leave some for me
A group of gorgeous women walked to me while talking, tugging and tugging, touching my face from time to time, twisting my thighs, and making fun of them.
My face turned red and green. Should I be the one who is here to prostitute you or are you here to prostitute me?
No, I can't stay here anymore, I have to find a more attractive target for them as soon as possible
A few sisters, this is the magistrate next to me. If you serve the famous talent in Hangzhou City, you might be able to be redeemed as a concubine. Then I pretended to be mysterious and added, he is a real person, a childlike body, like a fake one.
Finally, the green light moved from my body to the nerd, and I quickly got rid of the rouge trap and slipped towards the corner
Pray secretly, nerd, don't blame me, I can't protect myself
If you are exhausted, I will burn paper money for you every Qingming Festival. Hehehe
But the sound from behind slightly destroyed my happy mood
Brother, don't worry, sister will accompany you tomorrow
If you keep your spirits, I won't be able to feed them easily.
We will accompany you tomorrow, so we are not allowed to break the appointment
I feel resentful. Others come to the brothel to spend time and drink, but why do I come like a lamb who accidentally enters a wolf pack, hiding from all over the place?
Suddenly another woman appeared in front of me. Could it be that she came to eat my boy chicken again, right?
I quickly stepped up and looked up. It turned out to be a maid, and I finally felt relieved.
Young Master, my lady is welcome
Who is your lady? I asked with caution, Youdao was bitten by a snake once, but he was afraid of the well rope for ten years.
My lady is the courtesan Li Yuhu
It turned out to be that little vixen. The fox should not be terrible without a tigress.
I'll go and take a look. After all, the beauty will make an appointment, and it will be a bit rude if she doesn't go.
Sorry, nerd, haha
Walking into the beautiful boudoir with excitement, what disappointed me was that the white veil covering my face still blocked my hungry eyes
Please sit down, let’s have a tea first. Her movements are so lazy and charming that my bones are so crispy.
You are polite Miss. I am not a young man, but just a servant. I am still a little self-aware. The people in this era have a strong sense of class. Even if she wants to be a good person, she will not choose me like this.
Oh? But according to my observation, the young master doesn’t seem to be a person who is willing to be inferior to others?
The lady was joking, I am very satisfied with my current life. Want to check my details?
Haha, I won't let you do it
I think the young master is not a local, so why did he come here?
Start asking questions directly, no more rounds
My parents both died, so I came here to join a distant uncle, but I couldn't find anyone. The prefect recruited servants, so I settled here. There was no evidence of death, no leaks.
I dare to ask the young master, if Lingtang has any other songs left? I am abrupt, but I really admire Lingtang's talent. I hope the young master understands her. She asked sincerely
I couldn't stand her begging, so I had to sing her a few not too shocking songs.
That still made her very excited
Just as I was showing off to the beauty proudly and watching the beauty's moving posture, a gust of wind blew, lifting up the white veil she covered her face, revealing her true face.
However, my heart, who should have been excited, trembling all over my body
It’s not that she looks bad, on the contrary, her face is absolutely stunning and will never be forgotten.
But I found out that she was the murderous female devil I and Shudai saw yesterday.
You, you, my hands point uncontrollably to her face, trembling and unable to even speak
She was stunned at first, then she realized
You still discovered it, Oh, you said, what should I do? Is it better to kill someone to silence me, or to imprison you so that you will never see the sun? The gentle voice is like a flirting between lovers, but the content of the words makes me frightened
Haha, I'm scared you, don't worry, I won't do anything to you. If I want to deal with you, I'll silence you together yesterday. She seemed to admire my trembling look in fear, and covered her mouth and smiled
You, are you sure you won't silence us? For safety, it's better to ask clearly
Do you want me to kill you? Alas, I don't care about giving you more trips. She seems to be still immersed in the joy of killing, and she still feels unsatisfied
No, no, don't worry, I swear I will never tell you that. At the critical moment of life and death, my brain is still very useful
People in this era should believe in oaths very much
Seeing her happy look again, I realized that she was fooled by her just now
Alas, there is nothing I can do about this. Who lets my life be in her hands?
OK OK OK I won’t tease you anymore. Look at you so scared that you are so scared that I can’t kill you before you finish singing those novel little songs? Hehe
Looking at the beautiful woman in front of me, I can't connect her with the cold-blooded witch yesterday.
One is a peerless beauty who constantly pursues the highest realm of art and fascinates the world; the other is a female thug who kills people like grass and has no feelings at all
How can these two personalities appear in one person?
My heart was in chaos, and a sentence came out without realizing it
You are a beautiful woman, how can you be a thief?
A hint of confusion flashed in her eyes, and then she was replaced by ruthlessness.
Don't worry about my affairs, you'd better be careful to save your life. If you talk too much, you won't live long.
Although she covered it up very well, I still found a little helplessness and a little care in her seemingly cruel words
With a dimple, I left Li Yuhu's boudoir
Find a nerd who is struggling in the gentle country in the hall, leave a few ingots of silver and quickly slip away
I kept wondering whether I should tell Shun about Li Yuhu's female devil yesterday?
If you don't say it, I feel uneasy; but if you say it, I can't bear to see his tragic appearance of disillusionment
After struggling for a while, I finally decided not to tell him that the ignorant person is the happiest person
Thinking of Li Yuhu, my heart ached slightly. It seemed that she was not as simple as it seemed. A beautiful woman with superb martial arts was willing to be a judge of her character in a place of dust, enduring humiliation, and her goal was very small.
With this experience, the nerd dared not run to Miaoyifang. I believe he had also experienced the feeling of a sheep entering the tiger's mouth. He stayed obediently in the room to read books. It seemed that I could take a few days off.
Unfortunately, God does not follow others' wishes, and the housekeeper once again disturbed me to talk to the beauties.
When I looked at him with a slightly angry look, he innocently spread his hands to me.
I'm afraid of you, Mr. Butler, what else do you have to do to serve you?
It's not a big deal, it's just that you're very idle recently, so I want you to go to the store below to help
Uncle, please spare me, see, I am a gardener and a follower, and now I am still asking me to be a clerk. Are there any servants who are as busy as me?
Cough cough, those who can do it are too hard. It depends on your leisure to seduce the maid. How can this little thing stump you?
I was convinced, it seemed that the older I was, the more treacherous they became. Those who were old but did not die were called thieves, and I fell into the trap of this old fox again
People were under the eaves and had to bow their heads, so I had to report to the grocery store
Speaking of which, this prefect is really a talent. Collusion between officials and businessmen can certainly benefit, but if the businessmen and officials are the same, the benefits will be even more uncountable.
More than half of the shops in Hangzhou are inseparable from our prefect. On the surface, the owners are all irrelevant people, but in fact they are all secretly managed by the butler.
Alas, this guy is really not easy to be a good guy
Keep smiling, running around is still a trivial matter, even the accounts have to be kept in mind, and every day, after closing the door, go to the shopkeeper to check
Thinking of the happy life before, I couldn't help but feel sad
Zhao Wujing, how do you remember your account? How do you like the ghost drawing talisman? The shopkeeper looked at me gloomyly, it seemed that if I didn’t answer well, I would be in trouble
Shopkeeper, this is my simple and simple notation method and I will write down the results for you. Do you think it is right? Joke, can I make a mistake just like this math genius?
Speaking of which, I felt dizzy at a glance at the accounts of this era. I counted them with Chinese characters, and I had to use abacus to make them for a long time.
So I still use Arabic numerals to calculate, of course, it looks like a ghost drawing talisman in their eyes
Although the shopkeeper was very dissatisfied with my account book, he had no mistakes. Compared to other friends who often had to make some small mistakes, it was still unexpected that I could do such a good job on my first day.
As a result, other guys were very interested in my method. I didn't hide my own secrets. I held the chicken legs they offered in my mouth. Someone next to me shook the fan and taught them the counting method. If you are interested, you will also tell them the four calculations.
As a result, the guys' work efficiency has been significantly improved and there are fewer mistakes
Of course, writing numbers is definitely faster than Chinese characters, adding and subtracting numbers is easy to learn
In the end, even the shopkeeper had to compromise, because all the shopkeepers in the store became my disciples. As a person who takes charge of the overall situation, he can't even understand the account book.
Although he did not admit it, he should also understand in his heart that the improvement in performance these days should be attributed to my ghost painting talisman
One passes to ten, ten passes to hundreds. In a few days, all the shops under the mansion have promoted my method and are strictly prohibited from spreading outside the book, so there is no need to worry about the account book being stolen by commercial opponents and keep it confidential
It seems that businessmen’s ideas are very open, and anything can make them smell business opportunities from it.
For a moment, I became a famous figure in Hangzhou City
However, everything has its advantages and disadvantages. When I was immersed in the praise of everyone, the housekeeper came to me in a panic and said that the magistrate wanted to see me
I glanced at him and found the nerd, walked over and shook his arm gently. Seeing that he didn't respond, I knew that he was obsessed with the infatuation and had not yet woken up, so I had to sit aside and wait.
Turning his head and looking at the beauty again, well, he is indeed a little fox who understands men's mind very well
The white veil covered the face and made the beautiful face hazy, like a dream, like a fairy from the nine heavens, and it was still the kind of fairy who was fascinated by people and was not worthy of life.
Elegant temperament, slim figure, and white clothes look extraordinary
No wonder Kaizi can attract so many people who want to see her even if they spend a lot of money. Unfortunately, they can see her but not eat her.
I thought about it viciously for a while and felt that her piano sound was nothing great. Maybe I was born without musical cells.
I didn't sleep well last night, and I was thinking about my nerd's depravity all night. I'm going to sleep on the table while there's no one cares about it now.
The environment is elegant and quiet, and the music in your ears is like a lullaby, which is a good place to sleep
When I was sleeping soundly, I was suddenly pushed to wake up. I opened my eyes angrily to look for the guy who disturbed my good dream, but I saw that everyone around me glaring at me. The nerd and Mr. Chen also pretended not to know me, but there was a hint of pity and snickering on their faces. Yes, it was just a snicker.
Miss doesn't have to worry about such ordinary people. How can servants like them understand the beauty of the music? A second-generation ancestor who looked like he was hollowed out by wine and sex jumped out
That's right, this kind of vulgar thing beat him out, but the lady was so dirty that she was clear about her eyes. The people next to her agreed, and she looked like she was hitting the dog in the water.
Everyone is scrambling to show their heroism in front of the beauty to win the beauty's love
For a moment, the crowd was angry, and I seemed to have become a traitor, and everyone was killed. Now I am standing next to the executioner waiting for the people to throw tomatoes at me.
The two boys who came with me were a little conscientious. They didn't follow him and turned their heads aside, as if they couldn't bear to look at them anymore, but the shaking shoulders leaked their true feelings. They were still laughing secretly.
Alas, I'm sorry, I met someone wrong
At this time, the masked fairy finally spoke: This young master, can you ask me if my song is so dirty? Why did you sleep soundly with your head held on the side? Please give me advice. The sound is crisp and pleasant, but unfortunately it sounds like the call of Yama. If I answer wrongly, I am afraid that her admirers will tear me to pieces, and today next year will become my taboo day.
I have pity that I am an innocent young man who died of a life when I first visited a brothel. Is this God’s punishment for me?
No, I want to save myself, my brain turned rapidly, and under the crowd's eye, I finally made up a set of rhetoric
Miss, please don’t misunderstand. To the villain, the song of the lady is like the sound of nature. How can I understand it like an ordinary person like me? The villain only feels like being in an illusion, and is intoxicated in it or even dreaming. Please do not blame me.
Looking at her eyes showing the meaning of calculating you, I thought to myself, Humph, it seems that this girl is used to being praised by men, and she doesn't know how to be tall and thick. I really think she plays well
If it weren't for your beautiful face, who would have the time to listen to you playing the piano?
Unfortunately, I dare not say these heartfelt words, so I can only try harder to praise her so that she will not turn her back
After listening to the song of the lady, the little man seemed to have returned to childhood. He listened to the song sleeping peacefully in his mother's arms and felt peaceful. He really wanted to have fun in one of the dreams that he could not wake up. This song only exists in the sky. How many times can he hear it in the world? I looked at it secretly. Although it was through the veil, I could see that she smiled proudly. The big stone in her heart finally fell to the ground.
Yes, yes, I feel the same way below
The lady is really as talented as a god. I am afraid that even the goddess is not as good as the lady. If that two guys finally have a little conscience, quickly agree to help me.
Oh, how dare you ask what kind of song the young master Lingtang sang? Can you sing it to me? She has a hint of curiosity
There is no way, in order not to expose the lies, I had to do my best to hum a song "Requiem"
Although my voice was not very nice, this song was shocking at the time, but the famous song was a famous song after all, which still stunned everyone, especially Li Yuhu, who did not come back to his senses until a long time after I finished singing.
This song is really wonderful. I dare to ask who wrote it? Looking at her begging, it looks like a kitten with fresh fish on a plate. Can I keep silent?
This, well, this song was written by my mother and used to make me fall asleep when I was a child. Since I lie, I have to tell you to the end. I have no way out, so I have to bite the bullet and hold on.
Hearing this, she couldn't help but ask in confusion: Is that true? Why does it sound a bit like mourning the dead?
Well, I don't know this, the cold sweat on my face has already flowed down
Can I see Lingtang? Lingtang has a profound attainment in music. I want to ask her some questions. This girl is finally convinced and said to me humbly.
My mother has passed away, which disappoints the lady. There is no evidence to die, it depends on what else you can say
But mom, don't blame your son for cursing you, I can't do anything about it.
Just like a kitten watching a fresh fish being taken away, but there is nothing he can do about it
Her expression made me want to tell the truth, I couldn't bear to make her sad
No, I can't stay here anymore. The beauty's power is great. If I stay still, I'm afraid my three souls and seven spirits will be sucked away by her.
Miss Yuhu, the villain still has something to do, but it is inconvenient to disturb him. He said goodbye. After saying that, he quickly pulled the bookman and ran away.
On the way back home, the nerd kept telling me how beautiful Li Yuhu was and how talented he was. He was like he had never seen a woman in his eight lives.
I couldn't help feeling guilty. This nerd was studying at home well, but he might never have met Li Yuhu
But I used him and now made him fall in love with a woman he might never get. Is this right?
I kept asking myself in my heart, feeling ashamed of my intentions
This Liu Shu treats me with sincerity, but I
Alas, I don't think so much, just take a look
After getting up the next day, I saw the sunny and spring, and my mood was much better.
Passing by the garden, he greeted the old gardener, teased a few pretty maids, and then ran to the young master's study to start my new day's work
Master, where are we going today?
Go to Miaoyifang
Sure enough, I was fascinated by that little vixen. No, I have to find an opportunity to persuade him, otherwise my conscience will be uneasy.
Young Master, the sun has just risen and the Miaoyifang is about to open the door until the sun is about to set.
Then I'll study now, wait until the sun sets
It's hopeless, I have to divert his sight
Young Master, I heard that the scenery of Wan'an Temple outside the city is good, so we can take a look at the beautiful scenery outside the city. Then we whispered a low voice, temple, ladies
Maybe the charm of the lady from a family has finally influenced him. He said: OK, let's go to Wan'an Temple and enjoy the scenery along the way. Then he added, go to Miaoyifang after he comes back.
I misread you, but I didn't expect to think about that beautiful lady Li. If you are dumped, don't blame me for not reminding you.
Hu, Hu, who wrote that book "The West Chamber"?
I'm going to chop him
Lies me about the fact that there are often beauties in temples to burn incense, and Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying fell in love at first sight
As a result, we waited inside for two hours, but we didn't even see a beautiful woman.
There are many mountain village girls, but unfortunately they all look ugly than dinosaurs.
I was about to come up and see clearly, but I was immediately called a thief and madman, which made the monks chase me and beat me up by the broom.
Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo w
Fortunately, the nerd is loyal and donated some money for indulgence and oil to the temple and released me.
I swear, I will never believe in those deceptive novels again
When the sun shifted to the west, we lost patience and went home
On the way back to the city, we were not very interested
Of course, no matter who is defiled as a thief, and the victim is a dinosaur, I guess I won't be in a good mood.
As for that nerd, haha, if you were asked to squat for two hours but didn't see a beauty, and donated money for sesame oil to the monk for nothing, you wouldn't feel good.
Maybe God has pity us, a miracle has happened
I saw a woman suddenly passing by us and rushing into a small wood next to us. Then, a few big men followed him with knives and shouted.
Ah, is it the legendary beauty in trouble?
A lonely and beautiful woman, a few big men like wolves and tigers, a forest without a trace, thinking of this, my passion was boiling
God, you haven't forgotten me
Turning his head to look at the nerd, the two of them were excited and smiling, as if they were just perverts.
To save a beautiful woman, the timing must be grasped first. Generally speaking, you have to wait for the beautiful woman to be given aphrodisiacs, and then rush out with a loud shout.
After killing those gangsters who are supporting roles, in order to relieve the harm of aphrodisiacs for the beauty, he will use himself as medicine bait
Then the beauty fell in love and jumped from one fire pit to another. Naturally, everyone was happy. The protagonist continued to fuck a beautiful girl.
But the first question at the moment is whether I want to kill the nerd, so as not to compete with me for roles
Secondly, I'm so damn, I can beat those guys?
Safety is the first priority, be careful, use stillness to control it, let’s talk about it
Waving his hand to Shudai, the two of them quietly walked towards the woods. No matter how dangerous it was, after all, such opportunities were not encountered every day.
We hid behind the trees and looked at the clearings in the forest. We saw a woman and a man standing opposite each other. This is a common scene before the battle.
Then the change was beyond my expectations. It turned out that the woman drew her sword and attacked the men first. The other side was not willing to be outdone. For a moment, the sword light and the blood splashed.
I found that what I saw in martial arts novels before turned into reality. The woman was as light as Yàn, and she was still snatched by others. She stabbed the big men to death with the last sword, which made me stunned.
Finally, the woman pulled out a snow-white handkerchief from her arms and carefully wiped the blood on the sword. She looked calm, as if she had done something insignificant.
Throw away the blood-stained handkerchief, put away the sword and return to the sheath, then turned his head and looked at the big tree we were hiding, as if he knew we were hiding behind.
My heart tightened and my hands trembled.
What a cold pair of eyes, as if they don't have any human feelings. Although they look very beautiful, it's better for such women to be less involved.
Otherwise, I won't even know how to die
She didn't seem to care about what we saw, and she disappeared from my sight just like she turned around and flew. She was so many times faster than when she came.
It was only then that I realized that the grove was not only an ideal place for romance, but also the best place to kill people and destroy corpses.
Shudai and I quickly left the woods as fast as we could in our lives and ran back to the mansion.
Back in the room, I calmed down after drinking two bowls of tea.
I have always envied those prodigal sons who are happy and righteous in the world. I always want to have the opportunity to try the life of the heroic and beautiful women.
But now I understand that those seemingly casual people in the martial arts world are actually thugs who kill people. The strong are the ones who are in the world.
The woman I saw today must be a hero in the world, but do I dare to pursue such a woman?
It's frightening to think about marrying a murderer as his wife
Goodbye, my martial arts dream
Goodbye, my beauty in the world
With deep regret, another day has passed
The man in love is indeed unreasonable. The nerd was so scared that he trembled all over yesterday. He ran back with me all the way, and today he clamored to see Li Yuhu again.
Hi, why bother?
Isn’t it good to tease the pretty maid at home?
Do you have to hold the money to meet the woman who has faced all day long?
I have to please me all the time, are you tired?
I said I wouldn't go, and he said I was his follower and I had to stay with him all the time
I said again, Master, you go pick up girls, I dare not disturb me.
He also said that he would take someone to serve him at any time, and the beauty had instructions and some had errands.
Finally, I begged, Master, please spare me. I still have fears about the last incident. If I do something wrong again, those people are rushing to peel me off.
He patted my chest and promised that I would definitely protect my safety. Besides, the beauty was very interested in the tune I hummed last time, so she would definitely not make things difficult for me.
Finally the fox's tail was revealed. It turned out that I was thinking about my so-called little tunes left by my mother, and wanted to take me over to fight for the beauty and smile.
Why do I feel like taking a pet to pick up girls?
Use this to attract the beauty's attention and bring the distance closer
What makes me most helpless is that it is me who plays this pet character.
The madam has a really good memory. Although I have only been there once, she still recognized us at first sight.
Mr. Liu, which girl are you looking for this time?
Oh, is Miss Yuhu here?
I'm really sorry for you. Unfortunately today, Yuhu is not in good health and cannot come out to entertain guests. Our Miaoyifang also has other red girls. Although it is not as bad as Yuhu, it is not much worse. I'll call you to accompany you. As I said that the madam told the turtle man next to him to call the girl.
While admiring the disappointed expression of Shunn's face, I secretly glad that I didn't have to see the little vixen
Suddenly, a voice that made me lose my soul came over
Good brother, I'm here to find my sister again. Today, I won't let you run away again
When my soul returned to my position, the sister who was going to eat my boy chicken last time had already hugged my arm tightly
As the saying goes: Fortune comes unparalleled, misfortune never comes alone
What's more terrifying than a tigress that can only eat you is a group of female wolves drooling at you and shining with green light
Sister, is this the handsome boy you mentioned last time? It's really good
Oh, I'm blushing, pure enough, I like this
I heard that the boy chicken is the most nourishing, don't forget to leave some for me
A group of gorgeous women walked to me while talking, tugging and tugging, touching my face from time to time, twisting my thighs, and making fun of them.
My face turned red and green. Should I be the one who is here to prostitute you or are you here to prostitute me?
No, I can't stay here anymore, I have to find a more attractive target for them as soon as possible
A few sisters, this is the magistrate next to me. If you serve the famous talent in Hangzhou City, you might be able to be redeemed as a concubine. Then I pretended to be mysterious and added, he is a real person, a childlike body, like a fake one.
Finally, the green light moved from my body to the nerd, and I quickly got rid of the rouge trap and slipped towards the corner
Pray secretly, nerd, don't blame me, I can't protect myself
If you are exhausted, I will burn paper money for you every Qingming Festival. Hehehe
But the sound from behind slightly destroyed my happy mood
Brother, don't worry, sister will accompany you tomorrow
If you keep your spirits, I won't be able to feed them easily.
We will accompany you tomorrow, so we are not allowed to break the appointment
I feel resentful. Others come to the brothel to spend time and drink, but why do I come like a lamb who accidentally enters a wolf pack, hiding from all over the place?
Suddenly another woman appeared in front of me. Could it be that she came to eat my boy chicken again, right?
I quickly stepped up and looked up. It turned out to be a maid, and I finally felt relieved.
Young Master, my lady is welcome
Who is your lady? I asked with caution, Youdao was bitten by a snake once, but he was afraid of the well rope for ten years.
My lady is the courtesan Li Yuhu
It turned out to be that little vixen. The fox should not be terrible without a tigress.
I'll go and take a look. After all, the beauty will make an appointment, and it will be a bit rude if she doesn't go.
Sorry, nerd, haha
Walking into the beautiful boudoir with excitement, what disappointed me was that the white veil covering my face still blocked my hungry eyes
Please sit down, let’s have a tea first. Her movements are so lazy and charming that my bones are so crispy.
You are polite Miss. I am not a young man, but just a servant. I am still a little self-aware. The people in this era have a strong sense of class. Even if she wants to be a good person, she will not choose me like this.
Oh? But according to my observation, the young master doesn’t seem to be a person who is willing to be inferior to others?
The lady was joking, I am very satisfied with my current life. Want to check my details?
Haha, I won't let you do it
I think the young master is not a local, so why did he come here?
Start asking questions directly, no more rounds
My parents both died, so I came here to join a distant uncle, but I couldn't find anyone. The prefect recruited servants, so I settled here. There was no evidence of death, no leaks.
I dare to ask the young master, if Lingtang has any other songs left? I am abrupt, but I really admire Lingtang's talent. I hope the young master understands her. She asked sincerely
I couldn't stand her begging, so I had to sing her a few not too shocking songs.
That still made her very excited
Just as I was showing off to the beauty proudly and watching the beauty's moving posture, a gust of wind blew, lifting up the white veil she covered her face, revealing her true face.
However, my heart, who should have been excited, trembling all over my body
It’s not that she looks bad, on the contrary, her face is absolutely stunning and will never be forgotten.
But I found out that she was the murderous female devil I and Shudai saw yesterday.
You, you, my hands point uncontrollably to her face, trembling and unable to even speak
She was stunned at first, then she realized
You still discovered it, Oh, you said, what should I do? Is it better to kill someone to silence me, or to imprison you so that you will never see the sun? The gentle voice is like a flirting between lovers, but the content of the words makes me frightened
Haha, I'm scared you, don't worry, I won't do anything to you. If I want to deal with you, I'll silence you together yesterday. She seemed to admire my trembling look in fear, and covered her mouth and smiled
You, are you sure you won't silence us? For safety, it's better to ask clearly
Do you want me to kill you? Alas, I don't care about giving you more trips. She seems to be still immersed in the joy of killing, and she still feels unsatisfied
No, no, don't worry, I swear I will never tell you that. At the critical moment of life and death, my brain is still very useful
People in this era should believe in oaths very much
Seeing her happy look again, I realized that she was fooled by her just now
Alas, there is nothing I can do about this. Who lets my life be in her hands?
OK OK OK I won’t tease you anymore. Look at you so scared that you are so scared that I can’t kill you before you finish singing those novel little songs? Hehe
Looking at the beautiful woman in front of me, I can't connect her with the cold-blooded witch yesterday.
One is a peerless beauty who constantly pursues the highest realm of art and fascinates the world; the other is a female thug who kills people like grass and has no feelings at all
How can these two personalities appear in one person?
My heart was in chaos, and a sentence came out without realizing it
You are a beautiful woman, how can you be a thief?
A hint of confusion flashed in her eyes, and then she was replaced by ruthlessness.
Don't worry about my affairs, you'd better be careful to save your life. If you talk too much, you won't live long.
Although she covered it up very well, I still found a little helplessness and a little care in her seemingly cruel words
With a dimple, I left Li Yuhu's boudoir
Find a nerd who is struggling in the gentle country in the hall, leave a few ingots of silver and quickly slip away
I kept wondering whether I should tell Shun about Li Yuhu's female devil yesterday?
If you don't say it, I feel uneasy; but if you say it, I can't bear to see his tragic appearance of disillusionment
After struggling for a while, I finally decided not to tell him that the ignorant person is the happiest person
Thinking of Li Yuhu, my heart ached slightly. It seemed that she was not as simple as it seemed. A beautiful woman with superb martial arts was willing to be a judge of her character in a place of dust, enduring humiliation, and her goal was very small.
With this experience, the nerd dared not run to Miaoyifang. I believe he had also experienced the feeling of a sheep entering the tiger's mouth. He stayed obediently in the room to read books. It seemed that I could take a few days off.
Unfortunately, God does not follow others' wishes, and the housekeeper once again disturbed me to talk to the beauties.
When I looked at him with a slightly angry look, he innocently spread his hands to me.
I'm afraid of you, Mr. Butler, what else do you have to do to serve you?
It's not a big deal, it's just that you're very idle recently, so I want you to go to the store below to help
Uncle, please spare me, see, I am a gardener and a follower, and now I am still asking me to be a clerk. Are there any servants who are as busy as me?
Cough cough, those who can do it are too hard. It depends on your leisure to seduce the maid. How can this little thing stump you?
I was convinced, it seemed that the older I was, the more treacherous they became. Those who were old but did not die were called thieves, and I fell into the trap of this old fox again
People were under the eaves and had to bow their heads, so I had to report to the grocery store
Speaking of which, this prefect is really a talent. Collusion between officials and businessmen can certainly benefit, but if the businessmen and officials are the same, the benefits will be even more uncountable.
More than half of the shops in Hangzhou are inseparable from our prefect. On the surface, the owners are all irrelevant people, but in fact they are all secretly managed by the butler.
Alas, this guy is really not easy to be a good guy
Keep smiling, running around is still a trivial matter, even the accounts have to be kept in mind, and every day, after closing the door, go to the shopkeeper to check
Thinking of the happy life before, I couldn't help but feel sad
Zhao Wujing, how do you remember your account? How do you like the ghost drawing talisman? The shopkeeper looked at me gloomyly, it seemed that if I didn’t answer well, I would be in trouble
Shopkeeper, this is my simple and simple notation method and I will write down the results for you. Do you think it is right? Joke, can I make a mistake just like this math genius?
Speaking of which, I felt dizzy at a glance at the accounts of this era. I counted them with Chinese characters, and I had to use abacus to make them for a long time.
So I still use Arabic numerals to calculate, of course, it looks like a ghost drawing talisman in their eyes
Although the shopkeeper was very dissatisfied with my account book, he had no mistakes. Compared to other friends who often had to make some small mistakes, it was still unexpected that I could do such a good job on my first day.
As a result, other guys were very interested in my method. I didn't hide my own secrets. I held the chicken legs they offered in my mouth. Someone next to me shook the fan and taught them the counting method. If you are interested, you will also tell them the four calculations.
As a result, the guys' work efficiency has been significantly improved and there are fewer mistakes
Of course, writing numbers is definitely faster than Chinese characters, adding and subtracting numbers is easy to learn
In the end, even the shopkeeper had to compromise, because all the shopkeepers in the store became my disciples. As a person who takes charge of the overall situation, he can't even understand the account book.
Although he did not admit it, he should also understand in his heart that the improvement in performance these days should be attributed to my ghost painting talisman
One passes to ten, ten passes to hundreds. In a few days, all the shops under the mansion have promoted my method and are strictly prohibited from spreading outside the book, so there is no need to worry about the account book being stolen by commercial opponents and keep it confidential
It seems that businessmen’s ideas are very open, and anything can make them smell business opportunities from it.
For a moment, I became a famous figure in Hangzhou City
However, everything has its advantages and disadvantages. When I was immersed in the praise of everyone, the housekeeper came to me in a panic and said that the magistrate wanted to see me
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