Second boy, fuck, why are you messing around? Come here quickly!
Lao Badzi, what the hell are you doing? Can you be more foolish?
I was moving my aunt's legs and standing on the bathroom floor. My body was wet and hitting my aunt's watery flesh hole. The yard downstairs suddenly started chattering and buzzing. My aunt urged me: Nephew, hurry up, the meal is about to start!
Hearing the shouting, laughter and joking downstairs, my aunt's interest was immediately attracted: Li, hurry up, hurry up, third sister-in-law, I'm going back soon!
Oh oh oh oh I was urging my aunt again, and then, I ended up with a hurry and jumped to the floor. First put on my clothes and waited for her to open the bathroom door. Then I found that the third aunt had already put my travel bag quietly at the bathroom door. The old lady looked slightly red and she picked up the travel bag silently: Come, nephew, change the new clothes, and then, aunt will take you to the seat, hehe!
My aunt opened the travel bag, took out a top, put it on my chest, and carefully stroked it: No, this dress is too old-fashioned, and when worn, it looks old-fashioned. How about this one?
My aunt looked at it repeatedly: No, this dress has long been outdated and too rustic!
Hi, I muttered impatiently: Auntie, just put on one of the new or old ones without revealing the flesh!
No, my aunt chose it tirelessly: That's not OK. I want to dress my nephew up beautifully and greedy them, so that they can see my nephew. How handsome the young man is, hee, slick, this one is good, and it is very suitable to wear it! My aunt finally fell in love with a top and carefully dressed it for me. Then, she tiptoed, held my face, and kissed me coquettishly and concernedly: Okay, nephew, let's go downstairs and go to the seat!
When my aunt held my hand and walked out of the building with a smile, a group of busy people rushed into the empty yard one after another. They were irritated and half-true and half-false to each other, and cursed, and they were striking at me, as if a group of ants had relocated, including those who had built platforms, tents, stoves, tables and chairs, and bowls and chopsticks.
Huohuo, I grinned disdainfully: This is really lively!
Li, seeing that no one was paying attention to us, my aunt put her on my body and put her hands on my waist: Li, Kuangming, when the beams of our building are on, my aunt will also do it well, and it will make it so lively, hehe...
Alas, what's the point, bad habits!
Interestingly, my aunt kissed me quietly again, and then looked at the chaotic yard with relish
The chefs tied their white aprons, some packed pig's trotters, pork chops, and pigs went into the water; some killed fish and scraped scales; some picked vegetables and washed vegetables; some chopped green onions and garlic, everyone was in a hurry, but they were busy but not messy, busy but orderly, and they worked very well.
Beep beep beep...
The speaker set up a treble speaker, turned on the power, and connected it to the recorder. The whole courtyard immediately sounded the most popular song nowadays, impetuous and melodious.
Suddenly, according to my aunt, the host of the short and fat building ceremony impatiently ordered the speaker to turn off the noisy tape recorder, then picked up the microphone and walked to the center of the wooden table that had just been built: Oh, I said! Everyone, hurry up, rustle, don't be too slow!... Lao Geda, the stove has been built long ago, why haven't you started a fire? Don't smoke all the time, don't do this without spending money!
Nowadays, the increasingly wealthy town of hometown, treating guests and giving gifts. The wind of grand ceremony is like the strong wind in early spring. It is getting stronger and stronger, and it is like the prairie fire, burning more and more! No matter what big or small things, you have to make a lot of trouble like this.
Getting up a house to build a house to hold a ceremony; picking up a daughter-in-law to marry a daughter to hold a banquet; having a twelve day off for a child, relatives and friends should celebrate with joy and congratulations; old people die, they need to hire monks from the temple to save the dead; those who survive the disaster and those who have just recovered from serious illness should also celebrate their own escape from death and regain their new life; public servants or children go to school, they should also invite neighbors to come and congratulate them, etc.!
Of course, celebration or joy cannot be expressed only in words. It must be taken into practical actions in order to sincerely express the intention of celebration or joy in congratulation or joy in congratulation in sincere way.
The most practical action is to use money to express it. Money, a beauty that drives people to fight for it throughout their lives, but it will never be satisfied. People call this expression a gift. Because of their closeness and distantness, their relationships are divided into several levels. Large gifts can often cost thousands or even thousands of yuan; medium gifts can also cost 500 yuan to take it; average gifts can also cost 200 yuan; the lowest gift is fifty yuan, which is also the bottom line, and it can no longer be lower than this number!
Giving gifts In people's daily life, it is already a huge expense. In many cases, the expenses are often greater than the normal needs of family food, clothing, housing and transportation. For this reason, frequent gifts often make people embarrassed and even stretched. Therefore, borrowing gifts happen from time to time, which is no longer surprising.
At the same time, this is another expense that must not be removed from the account book. It must be listed as the first of fiscal expenditure every year. Although this expense is huge and heavy, every household has the opportunity to hold a grand ceremony to recover the gift money that has been out for a year or several years. Therefore, everyone is confident about it and will never be tired from now on
Nowadays, gifts have become a fashion, and around this fashion, an emerging industry has formed, and there are also a series of supporting service projects.
Looking around, the small workshops of paper people and paper horses in the hometown town are full of paper people. The more exquisite the workmanship, the more the price is, of course, the price is rising. According to my aunt, a model of a paper Mercedes-Benz sedan is sold for more than 1,000 yuan.
In the small town of hometown, there are dozens of companies that provide services specifically for holding various ceremonies and banquets. The so-called companies, these companies not only have high-quality personnel and professionals, but also have advanced equipment and complete equipment. Once the Zhang family and Li family encounter important weddings, they will go to negotiate with them. After the fees are negotiated, all the personnel of the company arrived on time with the required equipment within the agreed time, and quickly took their positions and performed their duties as they are now!
Due to the prosperous population and the increasing prosperity of the town, there are such grand banquets almost every day in the town. On weekdays, as long as you are in the streets and alleys of the town, you will hear the loudspeakers shouting loudly, the drummers blowing desperately like competitions, and the firecrackers explode one after another! This has become a unique scenic spot in the town of my hometown!
At noon, the people who came to the gifts arrived one after another. Before entering the seat, they had to go to the accountant to pay the gift money. Today, the accountant was placed in a secluded small room in the building by the third uncle. They sat cross-legged on the warm earthen kang, with cigarettes and tea beside them. At the same time, there was also a very competent deputy to assist the old accountant to order the banknotes.
When someone came in to write a gift list, the old man took the banknotes and counted them. Then, he wrote the gift-giver's name on the notebook. After counting the money he gave, the deputy counted the banknotes again. After confirming that it was correct, he carefully put them in the box.
Everyone, everyone! The treble speaker shouted again: Everyone, listen well, Zhang ××’s mansion’s inauguration ceremony has officially begun! After everyone finished the ceremony, they all took their place, found their own seats, sat down, and the meal was about to start!
Ah, the banquet is here, the most lively moment of the ceremony has finally arrived! People gathered at the dining table in groups of three or three, looking for familiar people, and sat around the table politely. I noticed that there was a bottle of driver tied in a corner of each dining table. Wow, look, the manager of the company, how thoughtful it was
Oh, flash, let it go, don't scratch, don't burn it, come...
The yard became unprecedentedly lively, and waiters shuttled between the dining tables, skillfully serving dishes to the table one by one. So people grabbed bamboo chopsticks, reached into the plate, and sniffed them all.
Auntie, my cousin came out from somewhere and stood respectfully beside me: Auntie, you are here!
Well, the old lady just grabbed the food into her mouth. When she saw her cousin, she immediately put on the unattainable expression of her elders and pulled over a chair like a reward: Big nephew, sit here!
Hehe, my cousin pulled the chair to my side and sat beside me with a kind look on his face: Xiaolizi and I will have some drinks, ah, Xiaolizi, in this flash, we haven’t been drinking together for many years!
Yes, I grabbed the liquor bottle and politely filled my cousin with white wine. Seeing this, my aunt hurriedly warned me: Nephew, you can’t drink your elder brother. Listen to my aunt, don’t hold on!
Hi, aunt, my cousin picked up the wine glass: Auntie, your eldest nephew is old, you can't compete with me back then! Xiaolizi, come and have a drink!
OK, cousin, have a drink!
Dry!
Ah, drink, drink, you fuck it, you fuck it, and there were several young people behind him who were extremely rude and loudly shouting, which immediately stopped me from talking to my cousin and my aunt, making it difficult for me to hear what my cousin and my aunt were talking about: Alas, a young man put down his glass and sighed: Damn, this month, I'm here, there are three big gifts in a series. It seems that I have to borrow money, otherwise, I really can't open it!
Haha, another one of them continued carelessly: You'll be scared of three gifts. Yesterday, I went out with three big gifts a day. Ah, at about the same time, I went to three places to receive gifts at the same time, and had to have three meals in a row. I really couldn't come. What should I do? I went to the first house first, and my wife went to the second house. I hurried to have a few bites of food and then ran to the third house!
Ouch... Seeing me and my cousin toast to each other frequently, my aunt tried her best to stop her: Big nephew, you can’t drink anymore, you will get drunk!
This slutty boy, the aunt Xinsan, who fell from the sky, snatched the wine glass I just raised: Stop drinking, slutty boy, I see you drinking again, let's go! The aunt Xinsan placed the wine glass on the dining table and pulled me up: Let's go, Aunt San find you a place to rest and wake up, sober up, after a while, your third uncle still wants to drink with you, and you see that you are drunk again, how can you drink with your third uncle?
Oh, I stood up, pretended to be intoxicated, and deliberately pressed my body against Aunt Xinsan's body. Aunt Xinsan held my arm: Let's go, slutty boy, go with Aunt San!
The sky gradually became dark. Aunt Xin San took my hand, muttered around the chaotic dining table, pushed the crowd like ants, and stepped onto the slow platform full of pots and basins, twisting and turning, finally leading me into a dark little room.
A pleasant breeze slowly blew, and my mind suddenly became much more refreshed, and the noise in my ears disappeared completely. Looking at the quiet hut, looking at the small earthen kang with a cool mat, and looking at the plump and sexy aunt Xinsan, I felt unprecedentedly happy: Ah, Aunt San! I stretched out my arms and hugged Aunt Xinsan's fat waist with affection. At the same time, I opened my big mouth that was squirting alcohol, and kissed her wildly desperately.
Aunt Xinsan's hot breasts were tightly pressed against my body, and he grabbed the pants between my crotch with one hand: Ah, slutty boy, you made Aunt San miss it so much!
A loud noise came from outside the window. I hurriedly let go of my aunt Xin San, and my drunken eyes slipped out the window. I saw that Zhang Wei, the crystal of my despicable love between me and my aunt Xin San, led a few friends to climb up the rooftop, and set off fireworks with great interest, pushing the celebration to the highest climax.
Suddenly, the deafening sound of firecrackers resounded throughout the clouds, proclaiming to the people of the towns in my hometown that this extraordinary building was made. The meteor-like fireworks unscrupulously cut through the quiet night sky and sent ridiculous demonstrations to the vast universe; the choking smoke filled the messy courtyards very annoyingly, making my already extremely irritable state of mind, becoming more and more irritable
Oh, come and see, set off fireworks!
People rushed from all directions, crowding the courtyards and roads. The traffic was interrupted. The anxious driver was angrily pressed the horn and refused to let go for a long time. Although he knew that doing so was useless, he still pressed it tightly. Then, as if he was going to compete with the firecrackers.
A double sound like a grenade suddenly deviated from the direction, hitting a huge color ball. With a bang, the innocent color ball was immediately crushed to pieces, and a pungent burnt smell slipped in through the crack of the window and plunged into my nose.
Wow, it's so choking! I can't help but cover my face
Hehe, slutty boy! Aunt Xin San, who could not hold back, stretched out her strong arm and pushed me towards the small earthen kang. Unprepared, I collapsed down
Gudongdongdongbang...
Lao Badzi, what the hell are you doing? Can you be more foolish?
I was moving my aunt's legs and standing on the bathroom floor. My body was wet and hitting my aunt's watery flesh hole. The yard downstairs suddenly started chattering and buzzing. My aunt urged me: Nephew, hurry up, the meal is about to start!
Hearing the shouting, laughter and joking downstairs, my aunt's interest was immediately attracted: Li, hurry up, hurry up, third sister-in-law, I'm going back soon!
Oh oh oh oh I was urging my aunt again, and then, I ended up with a hurry and jumped to the floor. First put on my clothes and waited for her to open the bathroom door. Then I found that the third aunt had already put my travel bag quietly at the bathroom door. The old lady looked slightly red and she picked up the travel bag silently: Come, nephew, change the new clothes, and then, aunt will take you to the seat, hehe!
My aunt opened the travel bag, took out a top, put it on my chest, and carefully stroked it: No, this dress is too old-fashioned, and when worn, it looks old-fashioned. How about this one?
My aunt looked at it repeatedly: No, this dress has long been outdated and too rustic!
Hi, I muttered impatiently: Auntie, just put on one of the new or old ones without revealing the flesh!
No, my aunt chose it tirelessly: That's not OK. I want to dress my nephew up beautifully and greedy them, so that they can see my nephew. How handsome the young man is, hee, slick, this one is good, and it is very suitable to wear it! My aunt finally fell in love with a top and carefully dressed it for me. Then, she tiptoed, held my face, and kissed me coquettishly and concernedly: Okay, nephew, let's go downstairs and go to the seat!
When my aunt held my hand and walked out of the building with a smile, a group of busy people rushed into the empty yard one after another. They were irritated and half-true and half-false to each other, and cursed, and they were striking at me, as if a group of ants had relocated, including those who had built platforms, tents, stoves, tables and chairs, and bowls and chopsticks.
Huohuo, I grinned disdainfully: This is really lively!
Li, seeing that no one was paying attention to us, my aunt put her on my body and put her hands on my waist: Li, Kuangming, when the beams of our building are on, my aunt will also do it well, and it will make it so lively, hehe...
Alas, what's the point, bad habits!
Interestingly, my aunt kissed me quietly again, and then looked at the chaotic yard with relish
The chefs tied their white aprons, some packed pig's trotters, pork chops, and pigs went into the water; some killed fish and scraped scales; some picked vegetables and washed vegetables; some chopped green onions and garlic, everyone was in a hurry, but they were busy but not messy, busy but orderly, and they worked very well.
Beep beep beep...
The speaker set up a treble speaker, turned on the power, and connected it to the recorder. The whole courtyard immediately sounded the most popular song nowadays, impetuous and melodious.
Suddenly, according to my aunt, the host of the short and fat building ceremony impatiently ordered the speaker to turn off the noisy tape recorder, then picked up the microphone and walked to the center of the wooden table that had just been built: Oh, I said! Everyone, hurry up, rustle, don't be too slow!... Lao Geda, the stove has been built long ago, why haven't you started a fire? Don't smoke all the time, don't do this without spending money!
Nowadays, the increasingly wealthy town of hometown, treating guests and giving gifts. The wind of grand ceremony is like the strong wind in early spring. It is getting stronger and stronger, and it is like the prairie fire, burning more and more! No matter what big or small things, you have to make a lot of trouble like this.
Getting up a house to build a house to hold a ceremony; picking up a daughter-in-law to marry a daughter to hold a banquet; having a twelve day off for a child, relatives and friends should celebrate with joy and congratulations; old people die, they need to hire monks from the temple to save the dead; those who survive the disaster and those who have just recovered from serious illness should also celebrate their own escape from death and regain their new life; public servants or children go to school, they should also invite neighbors to come and congratulate them, etc.!
Of course, celebration or joy cannot be expressed only in words. It must be taken into practical actions in order to sincerely express the intention of celebration or joy in congratulation or joy in congratulation in sincere way.
The most practical action is to use money to express it. Money, a beauty that drives people to fight for it throughout their lives, but it will never be satisfied. People call this expression a gift. Because of their closeness and distantness, their relationships are divided into several levels. Large gifts can often cost thousands or even thousands of yuan; medium gifts can also cost 500 yuan to take it; average gifts can also cost 200 yuan; the lowest gift is fifty yuan, which is also the bottom line, and it can no longer be lower than this number!
Giving gifts In people's daily life, it is already a huge expense. In many cases, the expenses are often greater than the normal needs of family food, clothing, housing and transportation. For this reason, frequent gifts often make people embarrassed and even stretched. Therefore, borrowing gifts happen from time to time, which is no longer surprising.
At the same time, this is another expense that must not be removed from the account book. It must be listed as the first of fiscal expenditure every year. Although this expense is huge and heavy, every household has the opportunity to hold a grand ceremony to recover the gift money that has been out for a year or several years. Therefore, everyone is confident about it and will never be tired from now on
Nowadays, gifts have become a fashion, and around this fashion, an emerging industry has formed, and there are also a series of supporting service projects.
Looking around, the small workshops of paper people and paper horses in the hometown town are full of paper people. The more exquisite the workmanship, the more the price is, of course, the price is rising. According to my aunt, a model of a paper Mercedes-Benz sedan is sold for more than 1,000 yuan.
In the small town of hometown, there are dozens of companies that provide services specifically for holding various ceremonies and banquets. The so-called companies, these companies not only have high-quality personnel and professionals, but also have advanced equipment and complete equipment. Once the Zhang family and Li family encounter important weddings, they will go to negotiate with them. After the fees are negotiated, all the personnel of the company arrived on time with the required equipment within the agreed time, and quickly took their positions and performed their duties as they are now!
Due to the prosperous population and the increasing prosperity of the town, there are such grand banquets almost every day in the town. On weekdays, as long as you are in the streets and alleys of the town, you will hear the loudspeakers shouting loudly, the drummers blowing desperately like competitions, and the firecrackers explode one after another! This has become a unique scenic spot in the town of my hometown!
At noon, the people who came to the gifts arrived one after another. Before entering the seat, they had to go to the accountant to pay the gift money. Today, the accountant was placed in a secluded small room in the building by the third uncle. They sat cross-legged on the warm earthen kang, with cigarettes and tea beside them. At the same time, there was also a very competent deputy to assist the old accountant to order the banknotes.
When someone came in to write a gift list, the old man took the banknotes and counted them. Then, he wrote the gift-giver's name on the notebook. After counting the money he gave, the deputy counted the banknotes again. After confirming that it was correct, he carefully put them in the box.
Everyone, everyone! The treble speaker shouted again: Everyone, listen well, Zhang ××’s mansion’s inauguration ceremony has officially begun! After everyone finished the ceremony, they all took their place, found their own seats, sat down, and the meal was about to start!
Ah, the banquet is here, the most lively moment of the ceremony has finally arrived! People gathered at the dining table in groups of three or three, looking for familiar people, and sat around the table politely. I noticed that there was a bottle of driver tied in a corner of each dining table. Wow, look, the manager of the company, how thoughtful it was
Oh, flash, let it go, don't scratch, don't burn it, come...
The yard became unprecedentedly lively, and waiters shuttled between the dining tables, skillfully serving dishes to the table one by one. So people grabbed bamboo chopsticks, reached into the plate, and sniffed them all.
Auntie, my cousin came out from somewhere and stood respectfully beside me: Auntie, you are here!
Well, the old lady just grabbed the food into her mouth. When she saw her cousin, she immediately put on the unattainable expression of her elders and pulled over a chair like a reward: Big nephew, sit here!
Hehe, my cousin pulled the chair to my side and sat beside me with a kind look on his face: Xiaolizi and I will have some drinks, ah, Xiaolizi, in this flash, we haven’t been drinking together for many years!
Yes, I grabbed the liquor bottle and politely filled my cousin with white wine. Seeing this, my aunt hurriedly warned me: Nephew, you can’t drink your elder brother. Listen to my aunt, don’t hold on!
Hi, aunt, my cousin picked up the wine glass: Auntie, your eldest nephew is old, you can't compete with me back then! Xiaolizi, come and have a drink!
OK, cousin, have a drink!
Dry!
Ah, drink, drink, you fuck it, you fuck it, and there were several young people behind him who were extremely rude and loudly shouting, which immediately stopped me from talking to my cousin and my aunt, making it difficult for me to hear what my cousin and my aunt were talking about: Alas, a young man put down his glass and sighed: Damn, this month, I'm here, there are three big gifts in a series. It seems that I have to borrow money, otherwise, I really can't open it!
Haha, another one of them continued carelessly: You'll be scared of three gifts. Yesterday, I went out with three big gifts a day. Ah, at about the same time, I went to three places to receive gifts at the same time, and had to have three meals in a row. I really couldn't come. What should I do? I went to the first house first, and my wife went to the second house. I hurried to have a few bites of food and then ran to the third house!
Ouch... Seeing me and my cousin toast to each other frequently, my aunt tried her best to stop her: Big nephew, you can’t drink anymore, you will get drunk!
This slutty boy, the aunt Xinsan, who fell from the sky, snatched the wine glass I just raised: Stop drinking, slutty boy, I see you drinking again, let's go! The aunt Xinsan placed the wine glass on the dining table and pulled me up: Let's go, Aunt San find you a place to rest and wake up, sober up, after a while, your third uncle still wants to drink with you, and you see that you are drunk again, how can you drink with your third uncle?
Oh, I stood up, pretended to be intoxicated, and deliberately pressed my body against Aunt Xinsan's body. Aunt Xinsan held my arm: Let's go, slutty boy, go with Aunt San!
The sky gradually became dark. Aunt Xin San took my hand, muttered around the chaotic dining table, pushed the crowd like ants, and stepped onto the slow platform full of pots and basins, twisting and turning, finally leading me into a dark little room.
A pleasant breeze slowly blew, and my mind suddenly became much more refreshed, and the noise in my ears disappeared completely. Looking at the quiet hut, looking at the small earthen kang with a cool mat, and looking at the plump and sexy aunt Xinsan, I felt unprecedentedly happy: Ah, Aunt San! I stretched out my arms and hugged Aunt Xinsan's fat waist with affection. At the same time, I opened my big mouth that was squirting alcohol, and kissed her wildly desperately.
Aunt Xinsan's hot breasts were tightly pressed against my body, and he grabbed the pants between my crotch with one hand: Ah, slutty boy, you made Aunt San miss it so much!
A loud noise came from outside the window. I hurriedly let go of my aunt Xin San, and my drunken eyes slipped out the window. I saw that Zhang Wei, the crystal of my despicable love between me and my aunt Xin San, led a few friends to climb up the rooftop, and set off fireworks with great interest, pushing the celebration to the highest climax.
Suddenly, the deafening sound of firecrackers resounded throughout the clouds, proclaiming to the people of the towns in my hometown that this extraordinary building was made. The meteor-like fireworks unscrupulously cut through the quiet night sky and sent ridiculous demonstrations to the vast universe; the choking smoke filled the messy courtyards very annoyingly, making my already extremely irritable state of mind, becoming more and more irritable
Oh, come and see, set off fireworks!
People rushed from all directions, crowding the courtyards and roads. The traffic was interrupted. The anxious driver was angrily pressed the horn and refused to let go for a long time. Although he knew that doing so was useless, he still pressed it tightly. Then, as if he was going to compete with the firecrackers.
A double sound like a grenade suddenly deviated from the direction, hitting a huge color ball. With a bang, the innocent color ball was immediately crushed to pieces, and a pungent burnt smell slipped in through the crack of the window and plunged into my nose.
Wow, it's so choking! I can't help but cover my face
Hehe, slutty boy! Aunt Xin San, who could not hold back, stretched out her strong arm and pushed me towards the small earthen kang. Unprepared, I collapsed down
Gudongdongdongbang...
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