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From the dark and airtight wall, a tight, rapid, upset sound of gongs came. Then, I vaguely heard my uncle's familiar, heavy, slightly hoarse voice.
All the members and comrades, let’s take a look. These are the ×× Party cadres. This is the so-called public servants of the people. Can our country be better? Can the people still live a good life? The people’s commune have been disbanded. Our members have worked hard for decades and have accumulated all the money they have accumulated. The tractors have been scrapped and the cows have been killed. The factories and enterprises run by the commune are all gone bankrupt. The factories and cadres have been fucked by the lowest price. The fuck, is this called buying? This is a disguised stealing, a legitimate robbery, and the land of the commune is almost sold out. How can we live in the future?
The crowd started to stir up, and he kept talking nonstop. He stopped talking about his uncle's voice, and his uncle started to beat the gong again.
Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang b
Comrades, comrades, my uncle suddenly changed the topic: Jingjing, Jingjing, let’s take a look, what kind of fucking virtues are we, the public servants of the people? Ah, let me talk to everyone, yesterday, our mayor, Qingtian, was sitting in a high-end car, he was soaking horses, really, let me fuck me.
This kid is so slutty. He doesn't satisfy his craving when he is doing it outside. He eats the bowl at home and is still thinking about the pot. He always thinks about it, and gets his aunt too. Whenever he has the chance, he will tease his sister-in-law and touch his sister-in-law. If his sister-in-law doesn't let him touch it, he becomes angry. He bites his sister-in-law and bites it off!
Wow...
Ahhh...
The crowd immediately became boiling. The good people buzzed like flies, while rushing forward desperately. For a moment, in front of the town government's gate, it was a mess, more lively than the free market that was close to the corner. This is one of the biggest hobbies of brothers and sisters. Who would like to miss this opportunity to feast your eyes and open your eyes.
Hahaha, San Pants couldn't help but whisper loudly. While smiling, she muttered to me: Brother, your uncle, you are really a living treasure in our town, hehe...
Alas, I asked Sanzizi in confusion and said: I said, where did my uncle get these things? How did he know about these lively events?
Haha, Sanpuzi told me: Brother, your uncle has been in the town government before. During the day, he was idle and just wandered around and ran around in any office. Therefore, he knew everything in the town government, and could not escape his eyes. Who had to tear his shoes with whom, who had eaten and drunk, who had traveled on public funds, who had used public funds to find a horse... Haha, almost every cadre's account is in his heart!
Huohuo, I took a sip of the cigarette: Oh, my uncle, have you drunk again? Can you eat it like this in front of the town government?
Haha, the face of Sant's pants is filled with low-level satisfaction: No one can afford to offend you, your uncle, that's amazing, man, your uncle's show is so old, once...
Sanzizi simply threw away the cigarette and told the story of his uncle with relish: Brother, you forgot that back then, didn’t you ask your cousin to find a job for your uncle? To be honest, your cousin is really good at doing business. He arranged your uncle in a shoe factory to do some small work and do odd jobs, and his salary was also very good.
However, your uncle knew that he would drink a lot of wine and slept soundly after he finished drinking. Even this simple job could not be done well. As a result, not long after, the factory manager couldn't stand it. The workers had too much opinions, so he had to fire him. Your uncle became a big shot. He was idle all day long, and the whole family had no money to spend. What should I do? In desperation, your uncle went to be the bear again, your cousin!
Why did you ask your cousin to find a job for him?
No, this time, although he had that idea, he didn't say it clearly. Instead, he carried a flashlight and walked into the town government's office building angrily. Your uncle is a regular customer of the town government. If he doesn't have money, he will ask the government for some point. The government also takes good care of him. The people in the office building almost knew him. When he saw him coming again, he knew that he must have no money to buy rice and put it into the pot, so he greeted him. However, your uncle didn't talk to anyone, walked over in the office building and held the flashlight, heading into the corridor, and into the office, silhouetted, silhouetted, silhouetted, silhouetted!…
Oh, I interrupted my three pants: It's broad daylight, what are my uncle taking?
Hehe, Sanpin pursed her lips and laughed: Brother, listen to me, not only you ask this, but everyone in the town government asks this: It’s a good idea, this day and day, you are holding a flashlight and illuminating something, are you drinking it again? Brother, guess how did your uncle answer?
Well, I shook my head: I don’t know!
Haha, Sanpuzi smiled happily: When he heard everyone ask him this, your uncle ignored them and continued to follow him, muttering to himself: It's so dark, the government is so dark, the government is so dark!...
Wow, I couldn't help but exclaim: My uncle really has a good idea! He has a sense of humor!
Haha, three pants shrugged her shoulders: Yes, after hearing your uncle's mutter, the cadres in the town government were stunned and they all got together in a daze. They didn't know how to answer. When your cousin heard this, he was amused. Like you, he also praised your uncle: he had a sense of humor! As a result, he arranged your uncle to be beaten up in the town government! Brother...
Sanpins said to me mysteriously, "Brother, actually, to be honest, your cousin is really good to your uncle. Your uncle has earned a lot of money in the past few years. He has built a temporary house on the roadside and opened a small restaurant! However, your uncle can't live, and not long after, the house and restaurant were all gone!
Alas, I sighed: My uncle, this is the case. No amount of money is enough for him to drink!
Brother, you have gone a lot of fun with your uncle. If you talk about it, as you often say, you can write a book!...
Wow...
Ahhh...
The crowd started to stir up again and tried desperately to go to the gate of the town government. It was crowded and rushing, and it couldn't be seen. So I climbed up the big willow tree next to the road, and some people just rushed to the roof, crossed their hands, and watched with smug look.
Comrades, the state gives these people management, so that's good. Damn, the ×× party is really blind, they all use some ragged shoes and socks. Damn, the ×× party...
Oh my God! I couldn't help but push the car door open and rushed towards the airtight wall: Friend, let me go, buddy, borrow light!
While rushing towards the wall regardless of everything, I secretly worried for my uncle: Uncle, if you scold the town cadres, just scold the town cadres. Why do you also bring the ×× party and abuse them together and attack them maliciously? This is not a joke!
Brother, let me go in, if I have something to do, let me go in...
No one paid attention to me, and everyone was completely immersed in infinite excitement, that satisfied expression; that ugly appearance that fears the world will not be in chaos; that gloating face made me extremely disgusted: Brother, borrow light and let me in, I have something to do, let me in...
I was rushing against the wall with sweat all over my head. Suddenly, with a whistle, the wall made me scatter incredibly. People took the initiative to dodge a passage. I was in a daze, not knowing what happened. I saw three young men in police uniforms passing through the passage where people dodge with serious expressions, strode towards the gate of the town government, and people whispered: The police are here, and now two sticks are going to be in trouble!
It will cause disaster if the heaven catches it, but it will cause disaster if the man catches it!
Haha, this time it’s great, it’s enough for him to have a drink!
……
Bang, through the layers of groups, I heard the clanging sound of the gongs being thrown to the ground. Then, the police sternly scolded him: Be honest, go, go!
Uncle, I finally pushed the crowd away and rushed into the passage formed by the cracks. My uncle, who was unkempt and dirty, was supported by two policemen, and pulled out the passage like a dead pig. When my uncle passed by me, I stretched out my arm and called affectionately: Uncle, Uncle...
Ouch, my uncle turned his head and looked at me in surprise: Big nephew, when did you come, Big nephew
Let's go, the police dragged my uncle trunk till hell, and my uncle looked at me unwillingly: Big nephew, one day, I will visit my uncle's house.
Uncle I watched my uncle pull out of the crack passage by the police. Under the scorching sun, half a piece of ragged pudding was still hanging behind my butt egg!
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep, beep beep beep, the police put my uncle into the police car, and the police car screamed sharply, rushed past the crowd, and slipped away in a swagger.
whee……
hehe……
hey-hey……
Seeing white smoke coming from behind the police car, gradually fading away, people also spread out with laughter, young people climbing on the big willow tree, jumping off the tree, climbing the roof, and returning to the ground, the crowd began to flow to every corner of the town in an orderly manner, just like in childhood, my aunt took me with me, after enjoying the open-air movie, everyone got a little pitiful artistic enjoyment, chatting and laughing with great satisfaction, while walking back to their respective homes happily
However, what people appreciate today is completely a ridiculous live-streaming drama, but judging from the expressions on people's faces, they still gained the same pitiful artistic enjoyment as they were back then.
It was broken. When I returned to the car, Sanpants said to me solemnly: Brother, your uncle, you are in trouble!
Yes, I said anxiously: It shouldn't be, it shouldn't be. My uncle shouldn't be cursing the ×× party in front of everyone in public, and attacking the government fiercely...
This matter is big, it’s big!
Well, three pants, it can be seen that my uncle has been tormenting the town government. Today, after drinking, I was so sad that I caught the handle and I couldn’t deal with him!
Yes, I can't help him!
Brother, I grabbed my pants: I heard you are very fed in the county. Brother, can you help my uncle?
Brother, Sanzizi looked embarrassed: Your uncle, who will help him, who will stick the curtain, who will be unlucky, your cousin is an example!
Brother, when I heard Sanjiazi's words, I felt bitter in my heart: Oh, uncle, how did you do it in my hometown? Not only did the dignity of being a human being have been completely lost, but my personality and credibility have been lost. Oh! I still begged unwillingly: Brother, for the sake of my friends, please help my uncle and let the county police release him!
Xiaoli, three pants pulled my hand out of my palm: If it was a simple fight and the police were arrested, then I didn’t say anything. I dare to pat my chest and make a promise. As long as I call the county police, I will release people. But Xiaoli, just now, you didn’t hear what your uncle said? This is no longer a simple issue of hindering official duties and chasing social security. If you can do it, you will be raised to the political level. This, I really don’t want to get involved!...Oh!
Sanjiazi suddenly stopped talking: Oh, my cousin is out!
When I heard the words of San Pants, I looked up and saw that in front of the town government, which was crowded with people, it was terriblely silent, with paper scraps and garbage everywhere. My uncle's broken gong was ridiculously placed on the stairs. A middle-aged man dressed in kind, straight trousers and shiny leather shoes silently bypassed the broken gong and walked towards the car. He was the eldest cousin who had just been scolded by my uncle and was always hiding in the office and did not dare to show up. I pushed open the car door: Big cousin!
Oh, Xiao Lizi! My cousin nodded at me unnaturally, with a very complicated expression: embarrassing, anger, helpless... He sat in the car with this complicated expression and stopped talking, and did not dare to mention what had happened just now. He started the car and looked at me from the mirror of the car. Unintentionally, we looked at each other, and saw my cousin sighing bitterly: Oh, Xiao Lizi, little cousin, you have brought a good porcelain for me to hold my hand and can't put it down!
From the dark and airtight wall, a tight, rapid, upset sound of gongs came. Then, I vaguely heard my uncle's familiar, heavy, slightly hoarse voice.
All the members and comrades, let’s take a look. These are the ×× Party cadres. This is the so-called public servants of the people. Can our country be better? Can the people still live a good life? The people’s commune have been disbanded. Our members have worked hard for decades and have accumulated all the money they have accumulated. The tractors have been scrapped and the cows have been killed. The factories and enterprises run by the commune are all gone bankrupt. The factories and cadres have been fucked by the lowest price. The fuck, is this called buying? This is a disguised stealing, a legitimate robbery, and the land of the commune is almost sold out. How can we live in the future?
The crowd started to stir up, and he kept talking nonstop. He stopped talking about his uncle's voice, and his uncle started to beat the gong again.
Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang b
Comrades, comrades, my uncle suddenly changed the topic: Jingjing, Jingjing, let’s take a look, what kind of fucking virtues are we, the public servants of the people? Ah, let me talk to everyone, yesterday, our mayor, Qingtian, was sitting in a high-end car, he was soaking horses, really, let me fuck me.
This kid is so slutty. He doesn't satisfy his craving when he is doing it outside. He eats the bowl at home and is still thinking about the pot. He always thinks about it, and gets his aunt too. Whenever he has the chance, he will tease his sister-in-law and touch his sister-in-law. If his sister-in-law doesn't let him touch it, he becomes angry. He bites his sister-in-law and bites it off!
Wow...
Ahhh...
The crowd immediately became boiling. The good people buzzed like flies, while rushing forward desperately. For a moment, in front of the town government's gate, it was a mess, more lively than the free market that was close to the corner. This is one of the biggest hobbies of brothers and sisters. Who would like to miss this opportunity to feast your eyes and open your eyes.
Hahaha, San Pants couldn't help but whisper loudly. While smiling, she muttered to me: Brother, your uncle, you are really a living treasure in our town, hehe...
Alas, I asked Sanzizi in confusion and said: I said, where did my uncle get these things? How did he know about these lively events?
Haha, Sanpuzi told me: Brother, your uncle has been in the town government before. During the day, he was idle and just wandered around and ran around in any office. Therefore, he knew everything in the town government, and could not escape his eyes. Who had to tear his shoes with whom, who had eaten and drunk, who had traveled on public funds, who had used public funds to find a horse... Haha, almost every cadre's account is in his heart!
Huohuo, I took a sip of the cigarette: Oh, my uncle, have you drunk again? Can you eat it like this in front of the town government?
Haha, the face of Sant's pants is filled with low-level satisfaction: No one can afford to offend you, your uncle, that's amazing, man, your uncle's show is so old, once...
Sanzizi simply threw away the cigarette and told the story of his uncle with relish: Brother, you forgot that back then, didn’t you ask your cousin to find a job for your uncle? To be honest, your cousin is really good at doing business. He arranged your uncle in a shoe factory to do some small work and do odd jobs, and his salary was also very good.
However, your uncle knew that he would drink a lot of wine and slept soundly after he finished drinking. Even this simple job could not be done well. As a result, not long after, the factory manager couldn't stand it. The workers had too much opinions, so he had to fire him. Your uncle became a big shot. He was idle all day long, and the whole family had no money to spend. What should I do? In desperation, your uncle went to be the bear again, your cousin!
Why did you ask your cousin to find a job for him?
No, this time, although he had that idea, he didn't say it clearly. Instead, he carried a flashlight and walked into the town government's office building angrily. Your uncle is a regular customer of the town government. If he doesn't have money, he will ask the government for some point. The government also takes good care of him. The people in the office building almost knew him. When he saw him coming again, he knew that he must have no money to buy rice and put it into the pot, so he greeted him. However, your uncle didn't talk to anyone, walked over in the office building and held the flashlight, heading into the corridor, and into the office, silhouetted, silhouetted, silhouetted, silhouetted!…
Oh, I interrupted my three pants: It's broad daylight, what are my uncle taking?
Hehe, Sanpin pursed her lips and laughed: Brother, listen to me, not only you ask this, but everyone in the town government asks this: It’s a good idea, this day and day, you are holding a flashlight and illuminating something, are you drinking it again? Brother, guess how did your uncle answer?
Well, I shook my head: I don’t know!
Haha, Sanpuzi smiled happily: When he heard everyone ask him this, your uncle ignored them and continued to follow him, muttering to himself: It's so dark, the government is so dark, the government is so dark!...
Wow, I couldn't help but exclaim: My uncle really has a good idea! He has a sense of humor!
Haha, three pants shrugged her shoulders: Yes, after hearing your uncle's mutter, the cadres in the town government were stunned and they all got together in a daze. They didn't know how to answer. When your cousin heard this, he was amused. Like you, he also praised your uncle: he had a sense of humor! As a result, he arranged your uncle to be beaten up in the town government! Brother...
Sanpins said to me mysteriously, "Brother, actually, to be honest, your cousin is really good to your uncle. Your uncle has earned a lot of money in the past few years. He has built a temporary house on the roadside and opened a small restaurant! However, your uncle can't live, and not long after, the house and restaurant were all gone!
Alas, I sighed: My uncle, this is the case. No amount of money is enough for him to drink!
Brother, you have gone a lot of fun with your uncle. If you talk about it, as you often say, you can write a book!...
Wow...
Ahhh...
The crowd started to stir up again and tried desperately to go to the gate of the town government. It was crowded and rushing, and it couldn't be seen. So I climbed up the big willow tree next to the road, and some people just rushed to the roof, crossed their hands, and watched with smug look.
Comrades, the state gives these people management, so that's good. Damn, the ×× party is really blind, they all use some ragged shoes and socks. Damn, the ×× party...
Oh my God! I couldn't help but push the car door open and rushed towards the airtight wall: Friend, let me go, buddy, borrow light!
While rushing towards the wall regardless of everything, I secretly worried for my uncle: Uncle, if you scold the town cadres, just scold the town cadres. Why do you also bring the ×× party and abuse them together and attack them maliciously? This is not a joke!
Brother, let me go in, if I have something to do, let me go in...
No one paid attention to me, and everyone was completely immersed in infinite excitement, that satisfied expression; that ugly appearance that fears the world will not be in chaos; that gloating face made me extremely disgusted: Brother, borrow light and let me in, I have something to do, let me in...
I was rushing against the wall with sweat all over my head. Suddenly, with a whistle, the wall made me scatter incredibly. People took the initiative to dodge a passage. I was in a daze, not knowing what happened. I saw three young men in police uniforms passing through the passage where people dodge with serious expressions, strode towards the gate of the town government, and people whispered: The police are here, and now two sticks are going to be in trouble!
It will cause disaster if the heaven catches it, but it will cause disaster if the man catches it!
Haha, this time it’s great, it’s enough for him to have a drink!
……
Bang, through the layers of groups, I heard the clanging sound of the gongs being thrown to the ground. Then, the police sternly scolded him: Be honest, go, go!
Uncle, I finally pushed the crowd away and rushed into the passage formed by the cracks. My uncle, who was unkempt and dirty, was supported by two policemen, and pulled out the passage like a dead pig. When my uncle passed by me, I stretched out my arm and called affectionately: Uncle, Uncle...
Ouch, my uncle turned his head and looked at me in surprise: Big nephew, when did you come, Big nephew
Let's go, the police dragged my uncle trunk till hell, and my uncle looked at me unwillingly: Big nephew, one day, I will visit my uncle's house.
Uncle I watched my uncle pull out of the crack passage by the police. Under the scorching sun, half a piece of ragged pudding was still hanging behind my butt egg!
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, beep beep beep, beep beep beep, the police put my uncle into the police car, and the police car screamed sharply, rushed past the crowd, and slipped away in a swagger.
whee……
hehe……
hey-hey……
Seeing white smoke coming from behind the police car, gradually fading away, people also spread out with laughter, young people climbing on the big willow tree, jumping off the tree, climbing the roof, and returning to the ground, the crowd began to flow to every corner of the town in an orderly manner, just like in childhood, my aunt took me with me, after enjoying the open-air movie, everyone got a little pitiful artistic enjoyment, chatting and laughing with great satisfaction, while walking back to their respective homes happily
However, what people appreciate today is completely a ridiculous live-streaming drama, but judging from the expressions on people's faces, they still gained the same pitiful artistic enjoyment as they were back then.
It was broken. When I returned to the car, Sanpants said to me solemnly: Brother, your uncle, you are in trouble!
Yes, I said anxiously: It shouldn't be, it shouldn't be. My uncle shouldn't be cursing the ×× party in front of everyone in public, and attacking the government fiercely...
This matter is big, it’s big!
Well, three pants, it can be seen that my uncle has been tormenting the town government. Today, after drinking, I was so sad that I caught the handle and I couldn’t deal with him!
Yes, I can't help him!
Brother, I grabbed my pants: I heard you are very fed in the county. Brother, can you help my uncle?
Brother, Sanzizi looked embarrassed: Your uncle, who will help him, who will stick the curtain, who will be unlucky, your cousin is an example!
Brother, when I heard Sanjiazi's words, I felt bitter in my heart: Oh, uncle, how did you do it in my hometown? Not only did the dignity of being a human being have been completely lost, but my personality and credibility have been lost. Oh! I still begged unwillingly: Brother, for the sake of my friends, please help my uncle and let the county police release him!
Xiaoli, three pants pulled my hand out of my palm: If it was a simple fight and the police were arrested, then I didn’t say anything. I dare to pat my chest and make a promise. As long as I call the county police, I will release people. But Xiaoli, just now, you didn’t hear what your uncle said? This is no longer a simple issue of hindering official duties and chasing social security. If you can do it, you will be raised to the political level. This, I really don’t want to get involved!...Oh!
Sanjiazi suddenly stopped talking: Oh, my cousin is out!
When I heard the words of San Pants, I looked up and saw that in front of the town government, which was crowded with people, it was terriblely silent, with paper scraps and garbage everywhere. My uncle's broken gong was ridiculously placed on the stairs. A middle-aged man dressed in kind, straight trousers and shiny leather shoes silently bypassed the broken gong and walked towards the car. He was the eldest cousin who had just been scolded by my uncle and was always hiding in the office and did not dare to show up. I pushed open the car door: Big cousin!
Oh, Xiao Lizi! My cousin nodded at me unnaturally, with a very complicated expression: embarrassing, anger, helpless... He sat in the car with this complicated expression and stopped talking, and did not dare to mention what had happened just now. He started the car and looked at me from the mirror of the car. Unintentionally, we looked at each other, and saw my cousin sighing bitterly: Oh, Xiao Lizi, little cousin, you have brought a good porcelain for me to hold my hand and can't put it down!
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