The poem says:
If you are not a talented person in the room, don't let your last skills get sad
Who can see Pan Anmao in secret? It’s hard for Zi Jiancai to be on the battlefield
After returning to Chu, I asked why I went to the balcony
When you want to bring romantic tools, the size must be cut by yourself
Sai Kunlun sat down and asked Wei Yangsheng first: Have you ever had any adventures in this life?
Weiyang was afraid that he would take the blame, so he just returned
The interface asked: Which family is the elder brother just mentioned? Where is he living? How old is he? How beautiful is he?
Sai Kunlun said: I am looking for more than one, there are three in total. You can only choose one. Don’t want to be greedy and lacking. This will be a big deal.
Wei Yang felt puzzled in his heart, "I have three in my heart, and he also said three in his mouth. Could it be that I saw you a few days ago?"
If so, as long as one gets started, the two will naturally come. Why do you need his help?
He replied: It's outrageous! As long as there is one, it's tight enough. How dare you do that insatiable thing!
Sai Kunlun said: I'll ask you if you like fat or thin?
Wei Yangsheng said: A woman's body is good at fat, and thin and thin. But she is too fat to wear clothes. She should not be exposed as long as she is fat and thin.
Sai Kunlun said: All three of you agree with you, I will ask you again, are you still happy and honest?
Wei Yangsheng said: Of course, a kind and honest woman sleeps by her side, and she doesn’t have some interest, so she is better off sleeping alone.
Sai Kunlun shook his head and said: In this way, none of them are your opponents.
Wei Yang said: How can you see that woman being honest?
Sai Kunlun said: Those three women are all ordinary families. If you talk about their appearance, there are twelve points, but the word "romantic" is not very good.
Wei Yang said: This is a woman's manner and attitude, so I can teach you to do it, I will tell you that my brother is honest when he first came. I spent a few days to melt him out. Now I am so romantic. As long as those three women are beautiful, I will be honest and have their own way of changing.
Sai Kunlun said: It's okay, let me ask you again, you still have to get it as soon as you meet, or how many months will you be willing to wait and slowly serve it?
Wei Yangsheng said: I will tell you that my elder brother is extremely lustful, but I have to sleep for three or five nights. Now I have been away from home for a long time. I feel so nervous that I can't meet a beautiful woman. If I meet her, I'm afraid I can't keep it.
Sai Kunlun said: Wait, I lost those two, just say that one is a rich woman, and it is difficult to get it for a while. This one is a poor man's wife, it is easy to try to keep it in my heart because of your promise. When I meet a woman, I must take a closer look at that day. I walked past the street and saw this woman sitting in the door with a bamboo curtain hanging outside the door. Although I couldn't see it clearly through the curtain, I felt that the red light on her face was burning and white flames were like pearls and treasures. A piece of light shot out from the inside, and then looked at his whole body, just like a picture of a beauty hanging in the curtain and blew in the wind. I walked over to the opposite side of the door for a while, and saw a man coming out of the inside, with a rough and stupid dress, and carrying a bundle of silk on his back to the market to sell. I went to ask him, and the neighbor said that his surname was Quan and he was honest, so people called him "Quanzhen". The woman was his wife
I was afraid that I wouldn't be careful through the curtain. After a few days, I passed by the door again and sat inside. I had a plan, opened the curtain and broke in, and said that I would like to buy silk for his husband. He said that the man was not at home. If I wanted to buy silk, I would take it out and take it out. After that, I turned around and took the silk out. I saw that his ten fingers were like lotus buds. His little feet were not three inches and his hands and feet were still seen, and there were still muscles on his body. I didn't know what black and white is like
I gave birth to another way. Seeing that there was a bundle of silk on his back, I said to him, "Those are not good, so let's take it to see what?" He agreed, and raised his arms to take it. You know, at this hot day, he was wearing a single gauze shirt. When he held his hands up, his two big sleeves fell straight to his shoulders. Not only did his arms appear completely, but even the breasts on his chest were faintly exposed, it was as white as snow, and the light of the mirror was the first woman I saw in my life.
I was embarrassed because I worked hard for half a day and had to buy a bundle of silk to come out. May I ask, do you want this woman?
Wei Yangsheng said: It's so perfect, what's the point? How can this woman meet and get the hook after meeting?
Sai Kunlun said: It's not difficult, I'll take some money to serve you now. When his husband goes out, he still uses the previous method to break in and buy silk. You're not convinced. I think he helps that stupid husband be honest all day long, and he doesn't even have some interest. Wouldn't you be moved? If you seduce him a little, if he doesn't bother you, I'll discuss it for you when I come back and do things within three days. If you want to be a long-term couple, it's all about me.
Wei Yangsheng said: If you do this, it is just one thing to be grateful. You have both the elusive and the magical power of flying around the wall. There will be nothing difficult to do in the world. Why can this one be done? Don’t you talk about those two? After all, it’s a poor man who is easy to bully, and wealthy people dare not provoke him!?
Sai Kunlun said: In the world, poor people are easy to bully, rich people are hard to provoke, only stealing women, but rich people are easy to bully, poor people are hard to provoke
Wei Yangsheng said: Why is this?
Sai Kunlun said: A rich family must have three wives and four concubines. After one of her husband slept, there must be a few guards of empty rooms. Since ancient times, the woman is full of warm clothes and thought of lust. She is bored all day long. Just thinking about this matter, when a man gets into the quilt, he still wants to ask for it, how could he push it out? The husband came and ran into the scene. If he wanted to catch the official, he was afraid that he would ruin the wealth and honor. If he wanted to kill them together, he could not bear to be so handsome, and the woman could not bear to be so handsome, how could he kill the adulterer? So he swallowed his anger and let him go. There was only one wife in the poor family, sleeping with him every night. Not to mention that the woman was hungry, cold, and hard, and he had lustful intentions to do things with a man. If he was caught by his husband, the poor person ignored his dignity and either took the official or killed them together, so it was difficult for poor people to provoke him. The rich family was easy to bully.
Wei Yangsheng said: Since that's the case, what you are saying today is the opposite of this discussion?
Sai Kunlun said: It’s not what I do and what I say, just because this family is exactly the opposite of those two families, so this family is very difficult to get.
Wei Yang said: Now I have noticed this side in my heart, but why both women say it? When I know my elder brother’s intention, I will worry about me like this.
Sai Kunlun said: The two women were in their twenties and the other was sixteen or seventeen years old. They were both legitimate cousins in their parents' home, and in-laws and sisters-in-law and husband's family have been officials for generations. Only his husband was a scholar-in-law and called "Woyunsheng". He had been married to the woman in his twenties for four or five years. His brother was called "Yiyunsheng". He was not married for three months. Their appearance was just as honest as the woman he said just now. He did not move and his mouth was open. He looked like a woman who didn't like to do something. The husband did not like to have sex. His husband did not have three wives and four concubines. He slept with each other every night. It was difficult to calculate that you could not plot against you unless you tried every means to arouse his lust and wait for his husband to be absent. How many months did you take? It would be better for a woman who sells silk. Her husband is often not at home. It is easy to try to do it.
Wei Yangsheng saw that the two were somewhat similar to the woman and the person she had seen a few days ago, and he couldn't bear to throw them away.
He said to him again: Although the elder brother's idea is not bad, he is still in disgrace. You said that the two women are honest and have no lust. It must be because their husband has little capital and little energy, so he is not happy. So if he meets his younger brother, he is afraid that those honest people will become dishonest.
Sai Kunlun said: I see that the two men are not very subtle and have little energy, but they are slightly inferior to the long-term. I will ask you, how much money is your capital? How long is your energy? You also need to teach me at a glance, so that I can know the depth of your tricks and do things for you.
Weiyang Sheng said happily: This is not a matter of worrying about the elder brother. My capital and energy can be considered as a large number of women. I must treat him to a drunken meal. The meal was not like a sour boy. I woke up from the fullness and the drunkenness.
Sai Kunlun said: It’s good to just say a little bit. How many things did you usually ask about the woman to do before you can get rid of it?
Wei Yangsheng said: There are no rules for me to do things with a woman. Just treat him to a meal without counting. Remember the number there.
Sai Kunlun said: I can’t remember the number, but how many more can I endure the weather?
It turns out that Wei Yangsheng only has half an update, because he wants to do things for him, so he probably has to add half an update if he doesn't want to use the end to promote the committee.
He agreed: My brother's strength is enough to support him!
Sai Kunlun said: This is just a normal energy. It is not called Gao Qiang. If a couple is doing things, it would be better if they have this skill. If they want to leave the family and steal the Suga Village, they are afraid that it is not something that equal forces can do.
Wei Yangsheng said: Brother, I don’t have to worry about the good spring recipe I bought the day before yesterday. Now, I am making a hero useless place for no woman. As long as good things are done, I will use some wiping skills at the moment, and I won’t be afraid that he will not be afraid of it soon.
Sai Kunlun said: The spring prescription can only last for a long time, not a big one. If the cost is large, use the spring prescription is like a talented scholar. When you take some ginseng tonics before the exam, you will naturally be more energetic when you walk into the room. When you walk into the room, you will naturally have a subtle capital. When you use the spring prescription, you will be like a scholar with empty stomach. When you take the ginseng tonics by pounds, you will just eat the ginseng tonics by pounds. When you walk into the room, you just can't do it. Now I just ask you how big is this thing? How long is it?
Wei Yangsheng said: Needless to say, I just give you a lot of money
Seeing that he didn't say anything, Sai Kunlun reached out to pull his crotch and asked him to take it out and see.
Wei Yangsheng avoided it again and again, but refused
Sai Kunlun said: If this is the case, the bad brother will never dare to do things for you. If you force him to do things for you, what if he doesn't see the woman's itchy and screams at him and says, "What's wrong with you going to rape him?" What if something happens to the wrong brother delays you?"
Wei Yang saw that he was excited, so he had to smile and said: I can see my capital, but I took it out in front of my friend during the day and felt that it was inappropriate. Since my elder brother was too worried, I had to show my ugly face! So I untied my trouser belt, took out my penis, held my hands, and raised it a few tiptoes at Sai Kunlun, saying: This is my brother's micro-book, please see
Sai Kunlun walked closer and took a closer look, and saw that he was white and his head was bright red.
The root edge is covered with grass, and the skin is covered with tiny silk
How can there be no two inches in the amount? It is worth three coins.
The 13th Virgins can tolerate, the 27th Virgins' Favorite Children
When the situation is happening, the body is as strong as iron, almost the same as the greatest
After the end, the body is like a bow, quite like a very thick shrimp
Sai Kunlun looked at the penis for a while, and then he kept silent.
Wei Yangsheng only said that he was very expensive, so he was surprised and said: This is when he was weak, and if he cheered up, he would still be worth it.
Sai Kunlun said: This is the case when you are weak, and you can only clean up when you are cheering up. After saying that, he laughed and said: Why don’t you know the weight? Your capital is not one-third of others, and you still have to steal other people’s wives! At first I saw you looking for women everywhere, and I only said that there must be a huge guy with you, which makes people scared when they see it, so I didn’t dare to easily see where I saw it and scratch my head, so I had to put it in my pubic hair and apply itchy. The serious one is not to use it.
Wei Yangsheng said: I will tell you that my elder brother is not very tall, but someone has cheered for it, so it is not so useless.
Sai Kunlun said: Someone applauds must be a virgin who has never been broken and a child who has never done anything. If he sees him, he will naturally praise him a few words except these two kinds of people. I am afraid that he will not flatter you like me.
Wei Yangsheng said: According to the elder brother, are the flesh and blood of people in the world as big as those of younger brothers?
Sai Kunlun said: This thing is a common thing for inferior brothers. There has never been a second one as elegant as the Lord's Garment.
Wei Yang said: Don’t worry about other people’s things. I just ask the husbands of those three women, how much is the things on his waist compared to those younger brothers?
Sai Kunlun said: It is one or two times bigger than my brother's, and it is one or two times longer.
Wei Yangsheng smiled and said: I know that my elder brother's words are not true words, so I refuse to serve my younger brother. I use the opportunity to express my support. Now I'll ask you, those two people or you've seen them at night, and you don't know that this silk-selling woman, according to you, I'll never meet him once in the day, how can I know that his things are one or two times older than the younger one?
Sai Kunlun said: Those two are for sight, and this one is for hearing. When I first met, I walked over to ask his neighbor. The neighbor said his name to me and asked him again, "I don't know if the beautiful woman married a rough and stupid husband in this way?" The neighbor said: "Although his husband's appearance is rough and stupid, he still has a good fortune, so his life is not very noisy." I asked again, "How much is his capital?" The neighbor said: "I have never measured it for him. I saw that he took off his clothes in summer and swung around in his pants, like a stick, so I know that his capital is good for him. I must ask you today, because of this, why don't you borrow someone's penis to look like a penis?
After hearing this, Wei Yang realized that he was the truth, which became a little boring.
I had to say to him again: When a woman gets along with a man, it is not just about lust, or pity for his talent or loves his appearance. If he is not talented and beautiful, he has to rely on his ability to do both of these things. Or he can't forgive me for his talent and appearance, but he can't tell me that his elder brother is always in his business. He can't give up his strengths and stop his thoughts of being a friend.
Sai Kunlun Road: The two things that are talented and beautiful are the introductions of stealing women, just like ginger and jujubes in medicine. However, if they use their smell to introduce the medicine into the internal organs and after they are introduced, they need medicine to cure the disease. The ginger and jujubes are not needed. If a man steals a woman without talented and beautiful, he cannot lead his body to the beginning, he must use his real skills. Can't he be in the quilt and write poems on his stomach? If he returns the capital and his energy, he will lead the two things that are talented and beautiful. When he is doing things, he will be disliked one or two times. A sweet man is going to be unfamiliar. Since a man is trying his best to steal a woman, he must live with him for a lifetime and a half of his life. If he only wants to have one or two happinesses, why do he spend such a scheming? Not to mention that a man steals a woman to have a long-term happiness, even if the woman hides her husband from stealing a man, he doesn’t know how much he has to be wary of, or how much he has to bear, and if he wants to be happy, he will not be able to enjoy it. Just like a female chicken who is a male, he will finish the account without knowing it. Wouldn’t he ruin his reputation for life?
Brother, don't blame me, you have the same capital and energy as you, as long as you keep your wife from going through evil paths, you will be flirting with me, and don't be foolish to defile the woman today. She is still a bad brother, and she is tailored. If you don't care about her length and weakness, make her clothes look like a body, wouldn't it ruin the ingredients? It's okay to wait for the woman to complain, but I'm afraid that my brother will blame me for being unfaithful in making a decision. I deliberately seek the lenient and unrighteous woman to blame the bad brother for speaking out. Brother, don't blame me.
Seeing that he was talking fiercely, Wei Yangsheng thought that a good thing would not come true, and he had no choice but to answer.
Sai Kunlun comforted him a few more words, then stood up and quit
Wei Yang was in a state of urgency, so he sent him there
He didn't know what to do after he was disappointed, until next time there was a final decision
If you are not a talented person in the room, don't let your last skills get sad
Who can see Pan Anmao in secret? It’s hard for Zi Jiancai to be on the battlefield
After returning to Chu, I asked why I went to the balcony
When you want to bring romantic tools, the size must be cut by yourself
Sai Kunlun sat down and asked Wei Yangsheng first: Have you ever had any adventures in this life?
Weiyang was afraid that he would take the blame, so he just returned
The interface asked: Which family is the elder brother just mentioned? Where is he living? How old is he? How beautiful is he?
Sai Kunlun said: I am looking for more than one, there are three in total. You can only choose one. Don’t want to be greedy and lacking. This will be a big deal.
Wei Yang felt puzzled in his heart, "I have three in my heart, and he also said three in his mouth. Could it be that I saw you a few days ago?"
If so, as long as one gets started, the two will naturally come. Why do you need his help?
He replied: It's outrageous! As long as there is one, it's tight enough. How dare you do that insatiable thing!
Sai Kunlun said: I'll ask you if you like fat or thin?
Wei Yangsheng said: A woman's body is good at fat, and thin and thin. But she is too fat to wear clothes. She should not be exposed as long as she is fat and thin.
Sai Kunlun said: All three of you agree with you, I will ask you again, are you still happy and honest?
Wei Yangsheng said: Of course, a kind and honest woman sleeps by her side, and she doesn’t have some interest, so she is better off sleeping alone.
Sai Kunlun shook his head and said: In this way, none of them are your opponents.
Wei Yang said: How can you see that woman being honest?
Sai Kunlun said: Those three women are all ordinary families. If you talk about their appearance, there are twelve points, but the word "romantic" is not very good.
Wei Yang said: This is a woman's manner and attitude, so I can teach you to do it, I will tell you that my brother is honest when he first came. I spent a few days to melt him out. Now I am so romantic. As long as those three women are beautiful, I will be honest and have their own way of changing.
Sai Kunlun said: It's okay, let me ask you again, you still have to get it as soon as you meet, or how many months will you be willing to wait and slowly serve it?
Wei Yangsheng said: I will tell you that my elder brother is extremely lustful, but I have to sleep for three or five nights. Now I have been away from home for a long time. I feel so nervous that I can't meet a beautiful woman. If I meet her, I'm afraid I can't keep it.
Sai Kunlun said: Wait, I lost those two, just say that one is a rich woman, and it is difficult to get it for a while. This one is a poor man's wife, it is easy to try to keep it in my heart because of your promise. When I meet a woman, I must take a closer look at that day. I walked past the street and saw this woman sitting in the door with a bamboo curtain hanging outside the door. Although I couldn't see it clearly through the curtain, I felt that the red light on her face was burning and white flames were like pearls and treasures. A piece of light shot out from the inside, and then looked at his whole body, just like a picture of a beauty hanging in the curtain and blew in the wind. I walked over to the opposite side of the door for a while, and saw a man coming out of the inside, with a rough and stupid dress, and carrying a bundle of silk on his back to the market to sell. I went to ask him, and the neighbor said that his surname was Quan and he was honest, so people called him "Quanzhen". The woman was his wife
I was afraid that I wouldn't be careful through the curtain. After a few days, I passed by the door again and sat inside. I had a plan, opened the curtain and broke in, and said that I would like to buy silk for his husband. He said that the man was not at home. If I wanted to buy silk, I would take it out and take it out. After that, I turned around and took the silk out. I saw that his ten fingers were like lotus buds. His little feet were not three inches and his hands and feet were still seen, and there were still muscles on his body. I didn't know what black and white is like
I gave birth to another way. Seeing that there was a bundle of silk on his back, I said to him, "Those are not good, so let's take it to see what?" He agreed, and raised his arms to take it. You know, at this hot day, he was wearing a single gauze shirt. When he held his hands up, his two big sleeves fell straight to his shoulders. Not only did his arms appear completely, but even the breasts on his chest were faintly exposed, it was as white as snow, and the light of the mirror was the first woman I saw in my life.
I was embarrassed because I worked hard for half a day and had to buy a bundle of silk to come out. May I ask, do you want this woman?
Wei Yangsheng said: It's so perfect, what's the point? How can this woman meet and get the hook after meeting?
Sai Kunlun said: It's not difficult, I'll take some money to serve you now. When his husband goes out, he still uses the previous method to break in and buy silk. You're not convinced. I think he helps that stupid husband be honest all day long, and he doesn't even have some interest. Wouldn't you be moved? If you seduce him a little, if he doesn't bother you, I'll discuss it for you when I come back and do things within three days. If you want to be a long-term couple, it's all about me.
Wei Yangsheng said: If you do this, it is just one thing to be grateful. You have both the elusive and the magical power of flying around the wall. There will be nothing difficult to do in the world. Why can this one be done? Don’t you talk about those two? After all, it’s a poor man who is easy to bully, and wealthy people dare not provoke him!?
Sai Kunlun said: In the world, poor people are easy to bully, rich people are hard to provoke, only stealing women, but rich people are easy to bully, poor people are hard to provoke
Wei Yangsheng said: Why is this?
Sai Kunlun said: A rich family must have three wives and four concubines. After one of her husband slept, there must be a few guards of empty rooms. Since ancient times, the woman is full of warm clothes and thought of lust. She is bored all day long. Just thinking about this matter, when a man gets into the quilt, he still wants to ask for it, how could he push it out? The husband came and ran into the scene. If he wanted to catch the official, he was afraid that he would ruin the wealth and honor. If he wanted to kill them together, he could not bear to be so handsome, and the woman could not bear to be so handsome, how could he kill the adulterer? So he swallowed his anger and let him go. There was only one wife in the poor family, sleeping with him every night. Not to mention that the woman was hungry, cold, and hard, and he had lustful intentions to do things with a man. If he was caught by his husband, the poor person ignored his dignity and either took the official or killed them together, so it was difficult for poor people to provoke him. The rich family was easy to bully.
Wei Yangsheng said: Since that's the case, what you are saying today is the opposite of this discussion?
Sai Kunlun said: It’s not what I do and what I say, just because this family is exactly the opposite of those two families, so this family is very difficult to get.
Wei Yang said: Now I have noticed this side in my heart, but why both women say it? When I know my elder brother’s intention, I will worry about me like this.
Sai Kunlun said: The two women were in their twenties and the other was sixteen or seventeen years old. They were both legitimate cousins in their parents' home, and in-laws and sisters-in-law and husband's family have been officials for generations. Only his husband was a scholar-in-law and called "Woyunsheng". He had been married to the woman in his twenties for four or five years. His brother was called "Yiyunsheng". He was not married for three months. Their appearance was just as honest as the woman he said just now. He did not move and his mouth was open. He looked like a woman who didn't like to do something. The husband did not like to have sex. His husband did not have three wives and four concubines. He slept with each other every night. It was difficult to calculate that you could not plot against you unless you tried every means to arouse his lust and wait for his husband to be absent. How many months did you take? It would be better for a woman who sells silk. Her husband is often not at home. It is easy to try to do it.
Wei Yangsheng saw that the two were somewhat similar to the woman and the person she had seen a few days ago, and he couldn't bear to throw them away.
He said to him again: Although the elder brother's idea is not bad, he is still in disgrace. You said that the two women are honest and have no lust. It must be because their husband has little capital and little energy, so he is not happy. So if he meets his younger brother, he is afraid that those honest people will become dishonest.
Sai Kunlun said: I see that the two men are not very subtle and have little energy, but they are slightly inferior to the long-term. I will ask you, how much money is your capital? How long is your energy? You also need to teach me at a glance, so that I can know the depth of your tricks and do things for you.
Weiyang Sheng said happily: This is not a matter of worrying about the elder brother. My capital and energy can be considered as a large number of women. I must treat him to a drunken meal. The meal was not like a sour boy. I woke up from the fullness and the drunkenness.
Sai Kunlun said: It’s good to just say a little bit. How many things did you usually ask about the woman to do before you can get rid of it?
Wei Yangsheng said: There are no rules for me to do things with a woman. Just treat him to a meal without counting. Remember the number there.
Sai Kunlun said: I can’t remember the number, but how many more can I endure the weather?
It turns out that Wei Yangsheng only has half an update, because he wants to do things for him, so he probably has to add half an update if he doesn't want to use the end to promote the committee.
He agreed: My brother's strength is enough to support him!
Sai Kunlun said: This is just a normal energy. It is not called Gao Qiang. If a couple is doing things, it would be better if they have this skill. If they want to leave the family and steal the Suga Village, they are afraid that it is not something that equal forces can do.
Wei Yangsheng said: Brother, I don’t have to worry about the good spring recipe I bought the day before yesterday. Now, I am making a hero useless place for no woman. As long as good things are done, I will use some wiping skills at the moment, and I won’t be afraid that he will not be afraid of it soon.
Sai Kunlun said: The spring prescription can only last for a long time, not a big one. If the cost is large, use the spring prescription is like a talented scholar. When you take some ginseng tonics before the exam, you will naturally be more energetic when you walk into the room. When you walk into the room, you will naturally have a subtle capital. When you use the spring prescription, you will be like a scholar with empty stomach. When you take the ginseng tonics by pounds, you will just eat the ginseng tonics by pounds. When you walk into the room, you just can't do it. Now I just ask you how big is this thing? How long is it?
Wei Yangsheng said: Needless to say, I just give you a lot of money
Seeing that he didn't say anything, Sai Kunlun reached out to pull his crotch and asked him to take it out and see.
Wei Yangsheng avoided it again and again, but refused
Sai Kunlun said: If this is the case, the bad brother will never dare to do things for you. If you force him to do things for you, what if he doesn't see the woman's itchy and screams at him and says, "What's wrong with you going to rape him?" What if something happens to the wrong brother delays you?"
Wei Yang saw that he was excited, so he had to smile and said: I can see my capital, but I took it out in front of my friend during the day and felt that it was inappropriate. Since my elder brother was too worried, I had to show my ugly face! So I untied my trouser belt, took out my penis, held my hands, and raised it a few tiptoes at Sai Kunlun, saying: This is my brother's micro-book, please see
Sai Kunlun walked closer and took a closer look, and saw that he was white and his head was bright red.
The root edge is covered with grass, and the skin is covered with tiny silk
How can there be no two inches in the amount? It is worth three coins.
The 13th Virgins can tolerate, the 27th Virgins' Favorite Children
When the situation is happening, the body is as strong as iron, almost the same as the greatest
After the end, the body is like a bow, quite like a very thick shrimp
Sai Kunlun looked at the penis for a while, and then he kept silent.
Wei Yangsheng only said that he was very expensive, so he was surprised and said: This is when he was weak, and if he cheered up, he would still be worth it.
Sai Kunlun said: This is the case when you are weak, and you can only clean up when you are cheering up. After saying that, he laughed and said: Why don’t you know the weight? Your capital is not one-third of others, and you still have to steal other people’s wives! At first I saw you looking for women everywhere, and I only said that there must be a huge guy with you, which makes people scared when they see it, so I didn’t dare to easily see where I saw it and scratch my head, so I had to put it in my pubic hair and apply itchy. The serious one is not to use it.
Wei Yangsheng said: I will tell you that my elder brother is not very tall, but someone has cheered for it, so it is not so useless.
Sai Kunlun said: Someone applauds must be a virgin who has never been broken and a child who has never done anything. If he sees him, he will naturally praise him a few words except these two kinds of people. I am afraid that he will not flatter you like me.
Wei Yangsheng said: According to the elder brother, are the flesh and blood of people in the world as big as those of younger brothers?
Sai Kunlun said: This thing is a common thing for inferior brothers. There has never been a second one as elegant as the Lord's Garment.
Wei Yang said: Don’t worry about other people’s things. I just ask the husbands of those three women, how much is the things on his waist compared to those younger brothers?
Sai Kunlun said: It is one or two times bigger than my brother's, and it is one or two times longer.
Wei Yangsheng smiled and said: I know that my elder brother's words are not true words, so I refuse to serve my younger brother. I use the opportunity to express my support. Now I'll ask you, those two people or you've seen them at night, and you don't know that this silk-selling woman, according to you, I'll never meet him once in the day, how can I know that his things are one or two times older than the younger one?
Sai Kunlun said: Those two are for sight, and this one is for hearing. When I first met, I walked over to ask his neighbor. The neighbor said his name to me and asked him again, "I don't know if the beautiful woman married a rough and stupid husband in this way?" The neighbor said: "Although his husband's appearance is rough and stupid, he still has a good fortune, so his life is not very noisy." I asked again, "How much is his capital?" The neighbor said: "I have never measured it for him. I saw that he took off his clothes in summer and swung around in his pants, like a stick, so I know that his capital is good for him. I must ask you today, because of this, why don't you borrow someone's penis to look like a penis?
After hearing this, Wei Yang realized that he was the truth, which became a little boring.
I had to say to him again: When a woman gets along with a man, it is not just about lust, or pity for his talent or loves his appearance. If he is not talented and beautiful, he has to rely on his ability to do both of these things. Or he can't forgive me for his talent and appearance, but he can't tell me that his elder brother is always in his business. He can't give up his strengths and stop his thoughts of being a friend.
Sai Kunlun Road: The two things that are talented and beautiful are the introductions of stealing women, just like ginger and jujubes in medicine. However, if they use their smell to introduce the medicine into the internal organs and after they are introduced, they need medicine to cure the disease. The ginger and jujubes are not needed. If a man steals a woman without talented and beautiful, he cannot lead his body to the beginning, he must use his real skills. Can't he be in the quilt and write poems on his stomach? If he returns the capital and his energy, he will lead the two things that are talented and beautiful. When he is doing things, he will be disliked one or two times. A sweet man is going to be unfamiliar. Since a man is trying his best to steal a woman, he must live with him for a lifetime and a half of his life. If he only wants to have one or two happinesses, why do he spend such a scheming? Not to mention that a man steals a woman to have a long-term happiness, even if the woman hides her husband from stealing a man, he doesn’t know how much he has to be wary of, or how much he has to bear, and if he wants to be happy, he will not be able to enjoy it. Just like a female chicken who is a male, he will finish the account without knowing it. Wouldn’t he ruin his reputation for life?
Brother, don't blame me, you have the same capital and energy as you, as long as you keep your wife from going through evil paths, you will be flirting with me, and don't be foolish to defile the woman today. She is still a bad brother, and she is tailored. If you don't care about her length and weakness, make her clothes look like a body, wouldn't it ruin the ingredients? It's okay to wait for the woman to complain, but I'm afraid that my brother will blame me for being unfaithful in making a decision. I deliberately seek the lenient and unrighteous woman to blame the bad brother for speaking out. Brother, don't blame me.
Seeing that he was talking fiercely, Wei Yangsheng thought that a good thing would not come true, and he had no choice but to answer.
Sai Kunlun comforted him a few more words, then stood up and quit
Wei Yang was in a state of urgency, so he sent him there
He didn't know what to do after he was disappointed, until next time there was a final decision
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