Chapter 5

The expectant mother-in-law picked up the wine glass, and we both started drinking one by one. At the beginning, I was very tight and couldn't hold her down. One man on the left and the other on the right. In the end, I didn't know how much wine I drank.

When I woke up, I was already lying naked in the quilt

I don't know when it was, it's already dark anyway

I was so shocked that I sat up suddenly. My mother-in-law was shocked: What's wrong with you? Look, I'm scared.

I asked in confusion: What's wrong with me, who... I originally wanted to ask who helped me take off my clothes, but I didn't ask

She seemed to understand what I meant and said bluntly:

You're drunk, I'll take off your clothes for you

She looked very calm, but I touched my lower body and didn't even wear my pants.

Could it be that she took advantage of me being drunk? I really dare not think about it and tried to review whether I had any dreams, but I couldn't remember it. The past history was just a blank

I was still ready to get up and put on my clothes. When I saw her next to me, I felt a little embarrassed and said casually: It's getting late, it's time for me to go back.

She said: It's a bit late, you'd better leave tomorrow morning

I said: No, my family doesn't know, I have to go back

As I said this, I hesitated and didn't wear clothes. She saw my thoughts and said with a smile:

I have helped you take off, are you still afraid that I won’t be able to see you?

Helplessly, I groped to put on my clothes and tried to complete some movements in the quilt.

Before leaving, she said: I came here and left without looking at Xiaolan?

I was stunned for a moment and asked: Where is she? I've already fallen asleep in the west room, so I won't look at it anymore

As the two of them talked, I left the yard

After a heavy rain, the night sky seemed particularly high. I was walking along the muddy road, and I was always thinking about what happened today. I usually have a small amount of alcohol, so why did I know nothing? Did she put medicine in the wine? This was impossible. She kept saying that I was the support of the mother and the mother, and it was impossible to harm me.

Did she want to steal Sn in law? Thinking of this, I subconsciously touched my crotch, and there was no special feeling

I have never heard of this before, women's desires are not like this

I thought about it and couldn't find the answer, so I wanted to ask someone, who can I tell you about this? I can only suffer a loss or take advantage of it once.

I was jumped by this thought. When I was with my mother-in-law, I actually thought that I had taken advantage of it. I was too hooligan.

Hooligan, I am a hooligan, so I couldn't help but shouting to the night sky. I am a hooligan! I am a hooligan...

My wedding date is scheduled to be the 18th day of the lunar calendar. On the first day of my marriage, I completed the ceremony to tell my elders. When the people who helped me parted, they quietly came to her house according to the agreement with my sister-in-law.

My sister-in-law specially prepared a large basin of hot water to help me wash my body

At that time, there were no bathhouses in the countryside. The farmers only soaked in the water bay all year round, and never took baths in other seasons. This was a man

Women have no place to take a bath for a year, so they can only boil some hot water at home to wipe their bodies

I said a little bit terrified: Is it worth it? How much firewood does it have to burn!

Sister-in-law said: Marriage is a big deal, don’t wash it clean, are you embarrassed?

I said: I have never washed it, haven’t I been here for so many years?

As I spoke, I took out the dry tobacco and prepared to circle one

My sister-in-law snatched it and said: I'll suck it after washing, otherwise the water will cool down.

I was a little hesitant, and my sister-in-law was impatient to help me take off my clothes

I said: I'll do it myself

My sister-in-law doesn't care about that, she took off me so hard that she only had a pair of pants left.

Is this too embarrassed to take it off with my sister-in-law?

There is no way, I took off myself and stood in the basin

A warm current rose up along my feet little by little, and I gently lifted the water a few times

Sister-in-law is anxious: Are you taking a shower? She is playing with water like a child

While saying that, he helped me wash

In order to relieve my nervousness, I said jokingly: Sister-in-law, your hands are really slippery, even slipperier than water. It is a pleasure to help you take a shower.

My sister-in-law rubbed her hard and said: Don’t marry a wife and forget her sister-in-law, your wife’s hands are slipperier than mine.

I said: How can I do it! Without my sister-in-law, I'm afraid I won't be able to marry a wife in my life

She said: You have a conscience, but my sister-in-law doesn't love you in vain

When washing my little cock, she pinched and rubbed, rubbed and rubbed, and even squirted my pancreas.

I can't stand it, just oh

My sister-in-law asked: Is it uncomfortable to wash?

I said: No, I want to pee

My sister-in-law suddenly got angry: Look at your success, I can't even hold back my urine. Wait, I'll go get the urine pot

When she really brought the urine pot to me, I couldn't pee, so angry that my sister-in-law didn't know what to say

I know in my heart that I don't want to pee, I think of that

My sister-in-law doesn't make it clear, I don't say it clearly

Finally washed, I couldn't wait to get into her bed, but I didn't expect that she would be driven out

She said: You have to have a good rest tonight. Tomorrow, you must perform well on the first night of your wedding. There are new houses outside the windows.

Although I was a little reluctant, my sister-in-law really cared about me. I still put on my clothes and went home to sleep

On the day I got married, I originally wanted to borrow a horse from the production team, but some people say that the landlord cannot ride a horse when they get married, they can only ride a donkey

I had arguing with the captain for a long time, and saw that there was no result. I gritted my teeth and rode the donkey. I could only pretend that I didn't care at all, but I felt really uncomfortable.

Unexpectedly, they came to my mother-in-law's house. They all said they had never seen a married person riding a donkey, so they refused to let their wife get on the donkey.

Although I said: The horses in the production team are engaged in socialist construction, only donkeys are idle, and riding donkeys is also supporting socialist construction

They don't buy it at all

At this time, my wife was still very good. She didn't care about this at all. Her family didn't stop her. She rode herself on the donkey's back.

As far as I remember, she only had this feat in her life. At that time, I thought she had a big temper. I didn't expect that when I came to my house, I listened to everything and never said anything.

When the donkey saw that it was time for him to work, he shouted like a trumpet. Without my shouting, he walked to our village by himself.

Along the way, the donkey was happy, and I was also happy. I saw the donkey's thing swinging between the two hind legs, and my bottom became hard

Although our family has poor ingredients, my family has practiced medical treatment for generations, and I am a barefoot doctor, and there are still many villagers who come to have wedding banquets.

During the meal, I toasted by the table and drank a lot myself

After seeing off the guests, it's almost dark

After dinner, our family also came to make a new house. It was not until midnight that everyone parted one after another.

My whole body felt like I had fallen apart, and I fell on the kang and didn't even take off my clothes and wanted to sleep.

My wife pulled me up and said:

I took off my clothes and slept again, so I couldn't rest like this. I took off my clothes in a daze and got into the bed.

After this trouble, I became energetic and said: You should take it off too. From today on, we will be a couple, so don't be embarrassed.

My wife didn't say anything, first blew off the light, then started to take off her clothes one by one, and a ball of white light penetrated into my bed

I suddenly remembered that someone gave me a white cloth during the day and asked me to use it at night

I said: Light the light, I'll find something

She said: What, can't you find it tomorrow?

I said: No, I will use it tonight

She said: Are you looking for this?

I took a piece of cloth from her and asked: How do you know?

She said: This is what I brought by myself

I said: Where, let’s do it!

She said: No, be gentle, I'm afraid of pain

The next morning, I took the cloth and saw it, and I almost got angry. It turned out that what she gave me was a piece of red cloth.

But she said seriously: This is what our family gives me. You can tell if there are any traces on it?

I think so. When I looked at the red cloth, there were indeed traces on it. This confirmed that I married a yellow girl (think about it now, it is impossible to verify whether the trace was made in advance. Anyone may be slandered).

At that time, there was no artificial hymen now (I don’t know if this is a human progress or a human regression. I really don’t dare to be solemn about this behavior, even if I am a hooligan, it is a real thing). Everything is real.

If the one who married the family was not a virgin, even if he did not divorce immediately, the wife would be angry at this family.

After marrying a wife, I originally wanted to calm down and live a good life, but my wife just married into this village and was not familiar with the villagers. She ran to my sister-in-law's house if she had nothing to do.

So I often face two women, sister-in-law and wife, and I feel very embarrassed. In addition, my sister-in-law often jokes about not marrying a wife and forgetting the matchmaker, so I feel more and more uncomfortable.

She may be intentional or unintentional, but I must listen to the intentional

While my wife was returning to her parents' home, one night I went to my sister-in-law's place again

This time she was really impatient. She seemed to be eating me, which made me feel a little unbearable.

I said: Your belly is big, and you still have such a big appetite

She smiled and said: Children also need someone to care for them. It’s not me, but the children want them.

I said I don't believe it, how can the child feel? I still want men, and I can think of it even if I lose it.

My sister-in-law said: I won’t force you, and your wife comes back, I will never harass you; however, I can’t control her coming to harass me

She poured me a cup of hot water and asked me: Yucheng, what do you think of your wife?

I said: Even half of my sister-in-law is

She said:

Don't just say good things about me in front of you, what's wrong with this wife?

I said: What's wrong, it's not good

As I said that, I touched my sister-in-law's crotch

She said: Don't talk nonsense, they all look the same thing, what's the difference?

I said: When the difference is big, I always feel like it is a pleasure to be with my sister-in-law, but when I am with her, I always feel like I am working, and I must do the work, and I can't do it if I don't.

Sister-in-law said: You men are like this. You are not as good as outside at home, and you are not as good as stealing your own.

I said: Not exactly, my wife may not like this very much. She is always dealing with me and always asking me, "It's over, it's out, it's out, no matter how good the mood is, she will ask me."

My sister-in-law thought about it and said: Yes, I will enlighten her when I have time.

When I went to her parents' house to pick up my wife, my mother-in-law made a request, asking us to take her to my house. I think she finally pulled her daughter up. Now that my daughter has followed me, it is not too much to make such a request, so I agree

But I also put forward a condition, that is, when I built the house, I took her over, and she agreed.

At that time, I had no money to buy bricks, so I could only rely on the villagers to help me build adobe. Fortunately, the dozen or so trees in the village left by my ancestors were not divided and cut them into pieces as sandalwood bars.

That's it, it took three months to build the house

This time I went to pick up my mother-in-law, and I built a donkey cart. Fortunately, she had nothing to do. She got back after a few quilts and pulled them around.

A family of three, three northern houses, two of us live in a room, mother-in-law lives in a room, and a stove in the middle to cook

During this period, my wife got pregnant in time. After more than two months, she was very well reported.

In order to better take care of her daughter, my mother-in-law asked her to sleep with her daughter, and I slept alone in her original room.

I am used to sleeping with my wife in my arms, and I feel a little uncomfortable when I sleep alone. Sometimes I can't sleep at night, so I sneaked to my sister-in-law's house, but she is about to give birth, so it's inconvenient to be together.

Only then did I realize that I was indeed a man who could not live without women. I often woke up until the middle of the night and couldn't fall asleep.

Once, I woke up in a daze and found someone standing by the kang. I thought my wife missed me and wanted to come over and have sex with me, Yunyu, but I also felt that something was wrong. My wife was always passive in doing this, and she would not take the initiative like this.

So I judged that this person must be my mother-in-law. I didn't say anything and pretended to continue sleeping. After a while, I opened my eyes and disappeared.