Chapter 3

Li Hongqi has gone to join the army

In those years, I couldn't stop the countryside from recruiting workers, recruiting soldiers, etc. The village had some promising prospects and some cultural experiences.

First of all, everyone is in the army, because they can arrange work after being demobilized

Therefore, those who can become soldiers not only have good health but also have good ingredients, but also have some tricks.

When he was a soldier, he didn't want to get married, but Li Hongqi had an uncle working in the county town and had a way out, so he got him out.

I usually feel uncomfortable after hearing this news. Seeing that others have jumped out of this poor village, I still act as my own farmer. Although I am a barefoot doctor, I still have to get some work points. I just could make a living and I could only die on this land for the rest of my life.

The night before Li Hongqi left, he called me to his house to drink. At the end of the drink, he held my hand and said: Brother Yucheng (my name is Niu Yucheng), it is a good thing for brother to go out to serve in the army, but I just can't worry about your sister-in-law. He is a greedy cat (he pointed to the outside, and I understand that he was pointing to his father). I have been there for several years, alas!

I said: Brother, don’t worry, I will come and take care of my sister-in-law frequently, this matter will be covered by me.

I was not in a high mood at first, but to this point, I think Li Hongqi is really good to me. I really can't bear to leave after he leaves.

So the two of them let go of their alcohol, you drink one, me one, that night, we were both drunk

In the end, I forgot how I got home

The next day, the village was sending out new recruits with drums and drums. I kept sleeping at home covered my head

First, because I really drank too much, and second, on such occasions, I usually don’t join in the fun. I saw the people around me leaving one by one, leaving me as a landlord in the countryside.

According to my ideals and culture, I can be a state cadre, and at least I can be a formal doctor. But I am so happy that I am not pulled out and I am so tired of being caught in the head all day.

When I thought of this, I crawled on the head of the bed and cried sadly

Some people say that men don’t cry easily, that’s nonsense. Men’s crying is also a weapon. Liu Bei’s crying can win the world, and my crying has also touched many women.

After Li Hongqi left, I often went to my sister-in-law's place.

She had bumped into her father-in-law several times in her room, but when he saw me, he walked away awkwardly

According to the customs of our place, my father-in-law cannot enter the room of my daughter-in-law, while I am a brother-in-law, and no one can gossip. So, when the old man saw me, he walked away embarrassedly.

I have to admire Li Hongqi's judgment. As the saying goes, "No one is better than a father," I think no one is better than a son, but I think no one is better than a father."

However, I really want to talk to this old hooligan. I think the idea of ​​being a hooligan should be inspired by him. I really want to know how to become a real hooligan

Several times, in front of my sister-in-law, I couldn't speak, and I couldn't go out with him for no reason

Besides, I also know that hooligans are not good things. If I ask him directly, he will not tell me. Maybe he will scold me or expose me and let the masses fight against me.

So, I temporarily put down this idea and talked to my sister-in-law wholeheartedly.

Over time, I felt like something was wrong in my heart, and I couldn't eat well or sleep.

One day, I went to a neighboring village to see a patient, and it was already evening when I came back.

At this moment, a cloud suddenly came up, a lightning bolt, a thunder sounded, and the rain fell as soon as it was said, and the big raindrops hit the body.

I was subconsciously driven and ran directly to my sister-in-law's house.

My sister-in-law was sitting alone in the house, looking at the weather outside, not knowing what to do, so I quickly put down my medical cloth bag, ran to the yard, and helped her carry some dry wood into the house

She took a towel and said to me: When Hongqi was at home, he did it all, and I couldn't remember these things myself.

I said: He entrusted you to me, and I will do it in the future. These are enough to be used for one day tomorrow.

The rain outside gradually became heavier, and we sat in the darkness of dusk, and we could feel the gaze of the Lord.

I was a little embarrassed first, so I picked up the cloth bag and said to her: It's nothing, I'll go back first

She quickly stood up and said: Don't! I'm afraid of thunder

I hesitated to put down the cloth bag, and she smiled at me and said: I will roll out noodles for you to eat tonight

I suddenly became happy and said in a word: I'll help you burn the fire

So we both started to work separately, she kneaded the noodles, I put water into the pot and lighted the fire

The dry firewood was flaming cracklingly, and the flames were licking the bottom of the pot in the stove. As the wind blew out from the bellows, my heart was like the fire in the stove, rising and falling, and light and dark

After a while, the water boiled, and my sister-in-law's noodles rolled up. The slender noodles were held in my sister-in-law's hands. It was soft and soft, accepted by the boiling boiling water. After several ups and downs, it finally floated on the water.

The noodles were served, each person had a big bowl. I put down the kang table, and my sister-in-law also mixed a cucumber

We sat face to face. I looked at her. She blushed and lowered her head and said: Eat quickly, it will be embarrassing if it is cold.

I also lowered my head and started to eat it. I felt that I had never eaten such a delicious meal before. I didn't want to finish it all at once. I picked up the noodles one by one, then sucked it in with my mouth, and sucked it into my mouth with a slight sound.

My sister-in-law laughed: It's the first time I've seen someone eat noodles like this. Don't be reluctant to leave it like a child. After eating, there's still some in the pot.

I said: The noodles rolled by my sister-in-law are delicious, I can't bear to eat them too quickly

Sister-in-law said: When did you learn to be so sweet? It's like applying honey

I said my sister-in-law can apply honey

I won't smear it for you. I still keep the honey for myself.

My sister-in-law picked up some cucumbers for me and said

I looked at her and said: If my sister-in-law really wants to eat honey, I can really get the one I went to Majiazhuang to get the injection to raise bees. Go back and ask for some for his house.

When my sister-in-law heard this, she widened her eyes and said: Really, I heard that honey water is sweeter than sugar, but I have never tasted it before.

Looking at her longing look, I wanted to tease her and said: I'll bring you honey, what good things can my sister-in-law give me?

My sister-in-law was very generous. She looked around the house and said: Look at this house, take whatever you like.

I shook my head and said: I dare not take these things. I will not be able to fight with me when Hongqi comes back.

Then what do you want?

Sister-in-law looked at me and asked

I said: I like my sister-in-law... I originally wanted to say that I like her butt, but I thought it was too direct and I would definitely be scolded by my sister-in-law, so I changed my words: I like to give my sister-in-law injections

After hearing this, my sister-in-law was so happy that she put the noodles she picked back into the bowl. It took a long time to speak: Last time I said you were looking forward to me getting sick. It seems to be true. Do you see that everyone wants to give someone a shot?

I said seriously: I'm studying the butt

Sister-in-law smiled again: What is the best study on the butt? I'll say this while eating. Can I still eat it?

I said: OK, I'll tell you after dinner

Next, we started eating soon, and I sucked it one by one, and ate all the noodles in three or two.

My sister-in-law put the pot in the pot again, and I was not polite. After eating, I put the chopsticks on the table, and circled the dry tobacco myself and started smoking.

After packing the dishes, she took out the teapot and brewed a pot of jasmine tea.

She sat inside the kang, and I sat on the edge of the kang

At this time, there were still thunder outside, shaking the flames of the kerosene lamp shaking

I thought to myself, if this thunder keeps going all night, will I really be here to accompany her all night

I lowered my head and drank tea, rolled up another trumpet, took out my cigarette purse and poured dry tobacco into it little by little

My sister-in-law looked at my skillful movements and said to me: I'll bring one to me too

I said: Aren't you not going to smoke

She said: Your brother is not at home, and I also take the sucking me when there is no one. Now I am really addicted

I handed over the rolled cigarette, took out a box of foreign fire and lit it for her.

Even though she said that, she choked for the first time and coughed for a long time

I said: I also said that I could smoke, and I choked and tears flowed out. I had to breathe along with my breath. I sucked the cigarette in when I breathed, and exhaled the cigarette again when I exhale.

I also lit another cigarette, took a deep breath, and then spit it out

My sister-in-law also imitated me, and she was so relaxed

At this moment, my sister-in-law suddenly asked me: You just said how to study the butt, how to study the method

I said: I'll tell me, sister-in-law, don't laugh at me

My sister-in-law nodded to me

The process of getting the injection gave women five feelings, and began to classify women's butts

I said that women's butts can be divided into four categories: one is youthful, tight and elastic, the second category is young woman type, which feels good and is slightly less elastic; the third category is middle-aged woman type, which has no elasticity and is a little loose; the fourth category is elderly woman, whose butts begin to droop

When I said this, I didn't dare to look at my sister-in-law in the eyes, for fear that she would stop me from letting me continue. Unexpectedly, my sister-in-law did not interrupt me, which gave me some courage. I continued: In youth and young women, you can also classify them according to color and weight loss.

I also want to continue to say that my sister-in-law intercepted her words: You are not treating someone's medical treatment, it's just a peek at someone's butt. If you publish this, see which woman asks you for an injection.

When I heard this, I quickly beg for mercy: Good sister-in-law, you can bet, just bet, you can bet, you can bet, you have never tasted a woman's taste, just peek at your butt, and you can only look at half of the good sister-in-law. I will listen to you in the future, please... My sister-in-law saw that I was really scared, so she smiled and said:

I am making fun of you. If you believe me so much, I can tell you it... She beat me a little and then said: You can't blame me for giving me an injection. I've let you see it for a while.

I knew my sister-in-law was not angry, so I boldly said: Because of all the butts I have touched, my sister-in-law is the best

She asked in confusion: What's the best way? Tell me what it means to listen to

I said my sister-in-law's butt is first white, like a newly steamed white flour bun. When I see it, I want to take a bite and then soft. This kind of softness is not simply soft, soft and elastic. If people touch the hand, they don't want to leave. The third is that the taste is good. When I see it, a fragrance pounces on me. I still want to smell it again.

My sister-in-law reached out to hit me, it was very light

I think she must have blushed at that time. She pretended to be angry and said: "A butt makes you say it like a flower. I'll hurry up and marry a wife tomorrow. Let's study it yourself.

I sighed and said: I'm afraid I won't have such a blessing in my life to marry a wife like my sister-in-law. I'm really a little jealous of Brother Hongqi now

Sister-in-law said: What's the point of being a housewife, no different from other rural old ladies

I also came up and said with a stubborn look:

I just look at my sister-in-law!

When my sister-in-law saw that I was anxious, she said: I'm OK, I admit I'm OK!

I even grabbed her hand excitedly, and when she carefully broke away, I felt it