Chapter 3

The night lights were first shining, and the night in the palace was still magnificent. To celebrate New Year's Day this year, Reince Thiren held a grand dance party. After the idiot emperor, I like King Lance, broke the iron-faced shemale cake that symbolized the opening ceremony, the dance party was officially started, and the whole people were in a joyful atmosphere.

Guard Armor: At such a big dance, why do we still have to be guards?

Guard B: That's right. This time I became a guard, at least I have lines to say. Last time I played a corpse in Leifeng Tower, I was finished with just a few screams, and the salary was so small...

Guard C: You are pretty good. Last time I worked as a guard at Honen Temple, I was killed after just a few words. Afterwards, the author said that we would not follow the script and would deduct money. It was enough...

Guard Ding: You guys are all just pediatricians. I was sent to play a shemale maniac and didn’t even have a chance to show up. I was killed by Temujin with one finger...

The guards said, "I'm talking about each other's bad working experience, fighting for each other. Just as everyone was crying and sighing, cutting their wrists and crying blood, an object rushed in an instant at an astonishing high speed and stopped in front of them.

This...what is this...

Is it a Japanese Dome?

Did you just play it?

It's U.F.O?

Is it the legendary sacred fortress, Red Noah?

OH！NO！

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In the palace, elegant music was flying, men and women were sticking together enthusiastically, dancing waltz.

Reins Thiren, the current emperor, looked at the hall with regret. He also wanted to get a lively scene. However, he played 3P last night. I don’t know if the center of gravity was not right, so he broke the bed and sprained his feet, so now he can only watch others dance with regret.

However, some people believe that this is the premeditation of the emperor's chief adviser Cang Yuecao, because if the foolish emperor is allowed to take the dominance of the banquet, the concubine's ball will likely become a tribute spouse conference. According to a reliable senior official who did not want to be named, the credibility of this rumor ranks 90%.

The ladies in the field were all dressed up and whispering, wondering who would choose to become Snow White in the eyes of the prince.

Among the many people, there were three stupid boys who completely ignored the seduction of handsome men and occupied the dining table as soon as they entered the door, eating and drinking.

Leng Tong’s mother, why do we come here for dinner?

Because Ni'er's broom spirit... Xilihulu (the sound of eating noodles)... Recently, the stocks at home fell sharply... Kazihulu (the sound of eating bread)... Mom exchanged US dollars for Korean won... Xixihuhulu (the sound of swallowing caviar)... So we had no money to eat, so we had to come here to eat and eat enough.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Then...Mom, when can we go home for dinner?

Probably wait until... Huzizizi (sound of drinking Boba milk tea)... The Korean won rebounded, the New Taiwan dollar rose sharply, and the stock market exceeded 10,000 points........ You can go home...

When Ailing heard this, she swallowed six cakes in one breath (hey! Miss, are you a snake mother?), while Feng'er, who was beside her, used the special technique of the Great Snow Mountain to conceal her breath, eliminate all signs of life, hid in the corner, secretly picked up a plastic bag, packed all the food away (hey! Miss, this is a violation.).

The super unparalleled handsome man, the jade-faced man, Pan An, and the first prince Li Yu, made a grand debut.

With a very handsome three-pointer, Li Yu appeared.

Haha, it’s amazing. Before the romance is finished, you can appear in your real name. This is the privilege of a handsome man... Hello!The lights, get closer, it doesn't matter, you can get closer...

Li Yu looked around and suddenly his eyes lit up.

Beautiful lady, your lonely face is like the cold plums on the mountain, which makes me, as a beautiful man, feel very distressed. I wonder if I have this honor to dance with you?

Faced with Li Yu's invitation, Feng'er, who was busy secretly packing, stopped and looked back coldly, thinking to himself, is this guy going to get a share of the pie? If so, he will die immediately and kill someone to silence him.

I didn't know that I was already wandering in front of the gates of hell, and the silver-haired man was greatly depressed because of his charm.

Miss!

... (Feng'er considers using a sword or poisoning)

Miss!

... (Feng'er considers whether to pierce the heart with one sword or to dismember eight pieces)

Miss, am I lucky to ask about your name?

brush!

The cold silk sword against Li Yu's throat, Feng'er said coldly: There are only two types of people who can ask me for my name, one is the master and the other is the dead, and you... are about to become a member of the latter...

No!No!I won't ask anymore.The silver-haired man left with a smile, allowing the cold-faced murderer to continue to pack his great achievements.

What?Feng'er was wearing a sleeveless evening dress, where did the Sulijian come from?I said that this is the New Year version, and those things are not important. Here, it is popular without wearing sleeves, and they still show off their swords.

The charm was frustrated, and Li Yu changed his target and searched for the next object. Suddenly, his eyes became dark and he quickly turned around and left.

Don't ask...sir...sir.

This is an illusion... This is an illusion... I must have heard the sound from nature...

Don't ask Mr.

No... This apostle who looks like a girl does not exist at all... There is actually nothing in front of me...

Don't ask Mr.

My eyes... My eyes suddenly went blind... I could see nothing... The strange doctor Black Jack... where are you...

Don't ask Mr.

Wow... A.The T force field could not withstand repeated attacks, the Yamato sank, and the silver-haired man finally collapsed.

Why, why are you here!

Ailing pouted aggrievedly and said: This is the New Year version of Fengzi, so the original character must appear...

OH!NO!Don't use castas as an excuse.Li Yu roared in annoyance: As long as you appear by my side, I will be very unlucky, so please stay away from me.

But at least I have to ask my name!Otherwise, the author will not issue a showdown fee.

Don't think about it!Do you think I will be fooled?

Li Yu left the broom star and looked for the third target. Suddenly, his eyes lit up.

oh!Where did the peerless beauty come from?

At the entrance of the hall, a sexy beauty dressed in extremely seductive appearance. The extremely seductive bikini looked special among the many big dresses. She was desperate and dominated a table as soon as she came in, eating and drinking.

The doves are singing in the Hezhou... not right!It’s hard for slaves to come out, so I teach my husband to be free and pity... it’s wrong!The beautiful appearance of the beautiful years should still be there, but the red face is changed... Oh!No matter what.

Almost a squirting nosebleed, Li Yu rushed forward.