A long time ago, in a distant world, there was a country called Reins Thiren. In that country, there was a legend called Black Girl, which is still talked about, but no one has ever believed it.
Now, I will tell you this story.
But dear reader Ah!Before I start talking, I want to tell you who have always cared about the style.
The next story...it's better not to read...
You'd better not look at it.
After reading it, you will be worried and you will definitely regret it.
Because what is next is a story you'd better not to watch.
******
Kingdom Calendar September 9, 1999 Reince Tillen
The father of the black girl is named Mr. Chi.One day, Mr. Chi and the Iron-faced Lady talked about the cause of restoration, bought the Refuguo brand roast chicken, smoked the Refuguo brand cigarette, and walked to a small hill without realizing it.
Suddenly, a magnificent light emanated from the sky. Among the clouds, there was a handsome boy with a horn on his head and a light ball in his hand, and his whole body was filled with holy light.
In the center of the ball of light, there is a petite girl.
You...are you God?Mr. Chi said happily: I am not your member, but I also want to go to heaven. Where is your flying saucer? Take me with you!
OH!NO, FUCK, I AM NOT YHE GOD!HA!BOY!LISTEN!I am the lord of the demon clan, "Genghis Khan" Temujin.
In the flashing light of inspiration, the boy spoke.
This girl has been living in the holy light since she was born. She has no idea that the filth in society now is a person with a pure soul...
Whether this child is born or died, it depends on you.The boy smiled and said: Please give me everything, I will protect you in heaven.
The light ball fell into Mr. Aka's hands and Temujin disappeared.
It's so strange, how could you suddenly encounter such a thing?Mr. Chi said in surprise: It must be because his ancestors are virtuous and I have shown my spirit to guide me in the great cause of restoring the country. This must be the case.
In order to play the cultivation game into SLG, Mr. Aka decided to name the girl, but what name should be?
Naruto Wei, Hirai Mieko, Sakuragi Mai, Nishiru, Ye Yue... Ye Yue... Yes!Not good.
Ignoring the joy of the baby in his arms, Mr. Chi felt that these names were too girlish and could not achieve great things.
Asuka, Shitiko, Ayukawa Yuan, Greensil, Kroso... well!Not good either.
It is hard to imagine the tragic situation of the child driving the first plane and running around everywhere. Mr. Chi held the baby and thought hard. Suddenly, he suddenly realized.
Right!It's this name, smart and handsome, majestic and nice.
Mr. Aka picked up the baby and said in infinite glory: From today on, your name will be "Yamamoto Izuru".
boom!
The 200th heavenly thunder circled down, and the demon thunder and demonic lightning turned into an electric dragon and flew into the vital points of the Kadal Heavenly Spirit.
Hei Luman's army broke through the Jinling city gate, and the Southern Tang Dynasty was destroyed.
The sky suddenly burst into thunder, and the blue sky was bolted, and the baby cried endlessly, as if he was wailing for this unfortunate beginning.
Sure enough, shortly after adopting the child, Mr. Aka, because of Zhuang Jing and self-improvement, failed to restore the country. He encountered a thousand-faced man when he drew the national marijuana. After his death, Yamamoto Iroku was thrown around among the many stepmothers.
Every stepmother faces the same dilemma. This broom star is so unexpected that many unexpected unlucky things will happen in their family. They are caught in gambling, throwing Mark Six lottery, selling big submissions to meet police, working as a public prostitute, meeting Chen Shui-bian, and choosing a president to encounter missile exercises... In short, it is very terrible.
Later, Yamamoto Izuru was sent to the 107th stepmother, Leng Tong. I don’t know when it started, Yamamoto Izuru had a nickname called Nier.
Because I hate the original name (the real reason is because the author hates it and has too many words), this nickname gradually replaced the regular name.
******
Stepmother Leng Tong and two younger sisters regard Ni'er as a thorn in their eyes and often conspires to murder Ni'er in order to escape from the sea of suffering as soon as possible.
They gave Ni'er high-calorie food, each meal of nineteen steaks, nineteen burgers, plus cream mixed with chips, a cup of black tea with ninety-nine pieces of sugar, and also required her to lie in bed, not let her exercise, stay in front of the TV all day, and watch the garbage show "Humen Zhuyan Ji".
(Leng Tong: She tastes delicious, what does it have to do with me? Screenwriter: She is the heroine, you have no say.)
However, God blesses good people. Although Nier grew up in a cramming family, she not only did not suffer from hypertension or heart disease, but also had no shape distorted. She always maintained a wonderful curve of 23 waist... She has a devilish physique!
ghost!You are not a human, you must be a demon!
It's Ah!Both mother and daughter are in trouble, and at a young age, they will attract men...
Demon... This must be the species of the devil...
What's the matter with the demon...
Who are you?
Don't you know who I am.Papa (applause) I am the strange uncle.
Get out of here...＠%&＄…
Neighbors competed to accuse, but Ni'er still did not miss her life.The stepmother Leng Tong had to change to another method to seek money and kill him.
Ni'er!The granary is broken, please find your sister to repair it.
I know, go right away.
Ni'er put down the thousand-layer cake in her hand, ran to the ceiling, and asked her eldest sister to go to repair the granary together.
The eldest sister, Cang Yuefeng, is in her personal dormitory on the ceiling, making her personal hobby and breaking the windmill.
Big sister, let’s go repair the warehouse together!
One windmill, two windmills, three windmills... I only killed nine people yesterday, and my performance was too poor, so I must be considered a midterm exam.
Big sister, let’s go to repair the granary together!
……
One minute...
Two minutes...
Three minutes...
Forget it, I'll go by myself.
Unable to stand the coolness of the eldest sister, Ni'er decided to repair the granary by herself. The younger sister, Long Einstein, was her fellow travelers.
Mr. Granary, Mr. Tiecha, Mr. Straw, and others, Hello everyone, Ailing is here to repair you Luo!
You're so cool!Ailing, help me hold the ladder and I go up and lay the straw.
Nier climbed up the roof with a nimble and faced the sunshine, the beautiful girl's skin exuded a youthful luster.
Haha, I am really an invincible super thunderbolt beauty in the universe.Ni'er nodded with satisfaction when she looked at her skin tone.
In fact, she didn't know that the beauty had retired from popularity. The most popular female title now is the Invincible Super Thunderbolt Queen of Sperm.
Ailing, throw the pliers up.
Sister, don’t use that kind of backward tool. I just completed the new work in the ABS series last night. The Invincible Big Crab Twist Universal Tool No. 1. I’ll throw it up for you now.
Wow!Don't do it randomly!
Ailing's school of seldom threw the tool up, but the moment the tool fell into Ni'er's hand...
boom!
Wow!Exploded, so hot... so hot...
How could this happen...How could this happen...Woo...
My sisters have been together for many years, but how could this happen? It has become the most common catchphrase, and it is obvious that this is definitely not the first time.
Hello!Is there anyone? Come and put out the fire soon, come and put out someone...
Because of the fire, the granary was burned, and Ni'er was trapped in the middle of the fire and could not move.
The black smoke choked, the flames soared, and it was about to fall into crisis.
Damn it, even a stupid cat is roasted by fire, and there are stupid eggs to save it. Why would anyone ignore a beautiful girl like me?
Sister, don’t worry, I just made the “Unparalleled Super Powerful Golden Light Communicator” and I will be able to save you soon.
Einstein confidently opened the machine and sent out the S.O．S's message, I hope all the flying objects passing through this place, demons, supermans, creation gods, UFOs, gods, and witches riding mops... Oh my!
Everything is fine, as long as you can save someone.
I want to fly to the blue sky, to the blue sky... Hey!How can there be a signal for help?Go down and take a look.
The fire started, and after seven hours, forty-five minutes and twenty-three seconds, a beautiful and blond girl with a beautiful appearance had pointed ears unique to the elves. She was dancing gently and slowly landed in front of Ni'er.
Because she was afraid of waiting too long, Ni'er had already taken out the prepared black tea, cakes, and small pastries, started afternoon tea, and changed into a one-piece swimsuit, and sunbathed and roasted for three warmths.
What?Why can fire burn for so long? It’s not surprising, it’s not a surprise at all, because the granary is very big!
It's really big!The design of the granary adopts a special space between Xue Geding, so when the fire is burned, the granary can extend backward infinitely.
Moreover, the material of the granary is made of the hardest object, which is not soft at all. Even the double-barrel destruction cannon of the Orion Phantom cannot be damaged!Very strong.
Goddess Ah!Are you here to save me from the sea of fire?Putting down the iced Darjeeling black tea at hand, Nier asked loudly.
I am Robin Lochris of the Elves. Why did you call me?
It seemed that it was roasting very hot. Ruoping couldn't help but use her wings. Suddenly, Ruoping's eyes lit up and stared at Ni'er's waist. There was a horn there.
How come you have this corner?
oh!It was given to me by my father.
This is the corner of my companion. Did your father kill my companion?
Uh... Can you ask, where did the elves come from?
What’s up to you, Shao Luosuo, the script is copied from others. If you feel dissatisfied, you can go to screenwriter Ah!Answer quickly.
Oh, no, I bought it with the merchant.He turned a little confused, but Ni'er still answered.
What kind of businessman is it?
Is this?Ni'er thought about it and said: She is a short and fat young man, with a fat face, a short figure, and a fat face that looks very obscene. She looks like a pervert who can kidnap her little sister to see goldfish at any time. She carries a huge backpack behind her back...
I see.Ruoping nodded and said: It's a fat frog.No matter what, that is a memory of my companion... Please give it back to me immediately.
oh!Although he was a little reluctant, Ni'er still returned the horn according to the script, although she knew it was just a bargain bought from a street stall.
OK, smart girl, I want to replace the moon and increase your strength as a reward.After Ruoping finished speaking, a strong light burst out from her fingers, wrapping Ni'er.
我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我
Nier can upgrade her level and can be equipped with new equipment Rainbow Feather Clothes, with a maximum physical strength increased by 50 points, a maximum strength increased by 100 points, an attack power increased by 25 points, and a defense power increased by 15 points.
Ni'er learned new skills and demon skills.
With the help of the elves, Ni'er's clothes had the function of flying, instantly flying away from the fire and escaped the disaster.
The stepmother Leng Tong's pubic hair...the conspiracy failed like this.
The stepmother Leng Tong was roaring. What does it have to do with me when it was burned in the granary itself?
Screenwriter: Whatever you care about is, you are a villain, and you have to count all the responsibilities.
Now, I will tell you this story.
But dear reader Ah!Before I start talking, I want to tell you who have always cared about the style.
The next story...it's better not to read...
You'd better not look at it.
After reading it, you will be worried and you will definitely regret it.
Because what is next is a story you'd better not to watch.
******
Kingdom Calendar September 9, 1999 Reince Tillen
The father of the black girl is named Mr. Chi.One day, Mr. Chi and the Iron-faced Lady talked about the cause of restoration, bought the Refuguo brand roast chicken, smoked the Refuguo brand cigarette, and walked to a small hill without realizing it.
Suddenly, a magnificent light emanated from the sky. Among the clouds, there was a handsome boy with a horn on his head and a light ball in his hand, and his whole body was filled with holy light.
In the center of the ball of light, there is a petite girl.
You...are you God?Mr. Chi said happily: I am not your member, but I also want to go to heaven. Where is your flying saucer? Take me with you!
OH!NO, FUCK, I AM NOT YHE GOD!HA!BOY!LISTEN!I am the lord of the demon clan, "Genghis Khan" Temujin.
In the flashing light of inspiration, the boy spoke.
This girl has been living in the holy light since she was born. She has no idea that the filth in society now is a person with a pure soul...
Whether this child is born or died, it depends on you.The boy smiled and said: Please give me everything, I will protect you in heaven.
The light ball fell into Mr. Aka's hands and Temujin disappeared.
It's so strange, how could you suddenly encounter such a thing?Mr. Chi said in surprise: It must be because his ancestors are virtuous and I have shown my spirit to guide me in the great cause of restoring the country. This must be the case.
In order to play the cultivation game into SLG, Mr. Aka decided to name the girl, but what name should be?
Naruto Wei, Hirai Mieko, Sakuragi Mai, Nishiru, Ye Yue... Ye Yue... Yes!Not good.
Ignoring the joy of the baby in his arms, Mr. Chi felt that these names were too girlish and could not achieve great things.
Asuka, Shitiko, Ayukawa Yuan, Greensil, Kroso... well!Not good either.
It is hard to imagine the tragic situation of the child driving the first plane and running around everywhere. Mr. Chi held the baby and thought hard. Suddenly, he suddenly realized.
Right!It's this name, smart and handsome, majestic and nice.
Mr. Aka picked up the baby and said in infinite glory: From today on, your name will be "Yamamoto Izuru".
boom!
The 200th heavenly thunder circled down, and the demon thunder and demonic lightning turned into an electric dragon and flew into the vital points of the Kadal Heavenly Spirit.
Hei Luman's army broke through the Jinling city gate, and the Southern Tang Dynasty was destroyed.
The sky suddenly burst into thunder, and the blue sky was bolted, and the baby cried endlessly, as if he was wailing for this unfortunate beginning.
Sure enough, shortly after adopting the child, Mr. Aka, because of Zhuang Jing and self-improvement, failed to restore the country. He encountered a thousand-faced man when he drew the national marijuana. After his death, Yamamoto Iroku was thrown around among the many stepmothers.
Every stepmother faces the same dilemma. This broom star is so unexpected that many unexpected unlucky things will happen in their family. They are caught in gambling, throwing Mark Six lottery, selling big submissions to meet police, working as a public prostitute, meeting Chen Shui-bian, and choosing a president to encounter missile exercises... In short, it is very terrible.
Later, Yamamoto Izuru was sent to the 107th stepmother, Leng Tong. I don’t know when it started, Yamamoto Izuru had a nickname called Nier.
Because I hate the original name (the real reason is because the author hates it and has too many words), this nickname gradually replaced the regular name.
******
Stepmother Leng Tong and two younger sisters regard Ni'er as a thorn in their eyes and often conspires to murder Ni'er in order to escape from the sea of suffering as soon as possible.
They gave Ni'er high-calorie food, each meal of nineteen steaks, nineteen burgers, plus cream mixed with chips, a cup of black tea with ninety-nine pieces of sugar, and also required her to lie in bed, not let her exercise, stay in front of the TV all day, and watch the garbage show "Humen Zhuyan Ji".
(Leng Tong: She tastes delicious, what does it have to do with me? Screenwriter: She is the heroine, you have no say.)
However, God blesses good people. Although Nier grew up in a cramming family, she not only did not suffer from hypertension or heart disease, but also had no shape distorted. She always maintained a wonderful curve of 23 waist... She has a devilish physique!
ghost!You are not a human, you must be a demon!
It's Ah!Both mother and daughter are in trouble, and at a young age, they will attract men...
Demon... This must be the species of the devil...
What's the matter with the demon...
Who are you?
Don't you know who I am.Papa (applause) I am the strange uncle.
Get out of here...＠%&＄…
Neighbors competed to accuse, but Ni'er still did not miss her life.The stepmother Leng Tong had to change to another method to seek money and kill him.
Ni'er!The granary is broken, please find your sister to repair it.
I know, go right away.
Ni'er put down the thousand-layer cake in her hand, ran to the ceiling, and asked her eldest sister to go to repair the granary together.
The eldest sister, Cang Yuefeng, is in her personal dormitory on the ceiling, making her personal hobby and breaking the windmill.
Big sister, let’s go repair the warehouse together!
One windmill, two windmills, three windmills... I only killed nine people yesterday, and my performance was too poor, so I must be considered a midterm exam.
Big sister, let’s go to repair the granary together!
……
One minute...
Two minutes...
Three minutes...
Forget it, I'll go by myself.
Unable to stand the coolness of the eldest sister, Ni'er decided to repair the granary by herself. The younger sister, Long Einstein, was her fellow travelers.
Mr. Granary, Mr. Tiecha, Mr. Straw, and others, Hello everyone, Ailing is here to repair you Luo!
You're so cool!Ailing, help me hold the ladder and I go up and lay the straw.
Nier climbed up the roof with a nimble and faced the sunshine, the beautiful girl's skin exuded a youthful luster.
Haha, I am really an invincible super thunderbolt beauty in the universe.Ni'er nodded with satisfaction when she looked at her skin tone.
In fact, she didn't know that the beauty had retired from popularity. The most popular female title now is the Invincible Super Thunderbolt Queen of Sperm.
Ailing, throw the pliers up.
Sister, don’t use that kind of backward tool. I just completed the new work in the ABS series last night. The Invincible Big Crab Twist Universal Tool No. 1. I’ll throw it up for you now.
Wow!Don't do it randomly!
Ailing's school of seldom threw the tool up, but the moment the tool fell into Ni'er's hand...
boom!
Wow!Exploded, so hot... so hot...
How could this happen...How could this happen...Woo...
My sisters have been together for many years, but how could this happen? It has become the most common catchphrase, and it is obvious that this is definitely not the first time.
Hello!Is there anyone? Come and put out the fire soon, come and put out someone...
Because of the fire, the granary was burned, and Ni'er was trapped in the middle of the fire and could not move.
The black smoke choked, the flames soared, and it was about to fall into crisis.
Damn it, even a stupid cat is roasted by fire, and there are stupid eggs to save it. Why would anyone ignore a beautiful girl like me?
Sister, don’t worry, I just made the “Unparalleled Super Powerful Golden Light Communicator” and I will be able to save you soon.
Einstein confidently opened the machine and sent out the S.O．S's message, I hope all the flying objects passing through this place, demons, supermans, creation gods, UFOs, gods, and witches riding mops... Oh my!
Everything is fine, as long as you can save someone.
I want to fly to the blue sky, to the blue sky... Hey!How can there be a signal for help?Go down and take a look.
The fire started, and after seven hours, forty-five minutes and twenty-three seconds, a beautiful and blond girl with a beautiful appearance had pointed ears unique to the elves. She was dancing gently and slowly landed in front of Ni'er.
Because she was afraid of waiting too long, Ni'er had already taken out the prepared black tea, cakes, and small pastries, started afternoon tea, and changed into a one-piece swimsuit, and sunbathed and roasted for three warmths.
What?Why can fire burn for so long? It’s not surprising, it’s not a surprise at all, because the granary is very big!
It's really big!The design of the granary adopts a special space between Xue Geding, so when the fire is burned, the granary can extend backward infinitely.
Moreover, the material of the granary is made of the hardest object, which is not soft at all. Even the double-barrel destruction cannon of the Orion Phantom cannot be damaged!Very strong.
Goddess Ah!Are you here to save me from the sea of fire?Putting down the iced Darjeeling black tea at hand, Nier asked loudly.
I am Robin Lochris of the Elves. Why did you call me?
It seemed that it was roasting very hot. Ruoping couldn't help but use her wings. Suddenly, Ruoping's eyes lit up and stared at Ni'er's waist. There was a horn there.
How come you have this corner?
oh!It was given to me by my father.
This is the corner of my companion. Did your father kill my companion?
Uh... Can you ask, where did the elves come from?
What’s up to you, Shao Luosuo, the script is copied from others. If you feel dissatisfied, you can go to screenwriter Ah!Answer quickly.
Oh, no, I bought it with the merchant.He turned a little confused, but Ni'er still answered.
What kind of businessman is it?
Is this?Ni'er thought about it and said: She is a short and fat young man, with a fat face, a short figure, and a fat face that looks very obscene. She looks like a pervert who can kidnap her little sister to see goldfish at any time. She carries a huge backpack behind her back...
I see.Ruoping nodded and said: It's a fat frog.No matter what, that is a memory of my companion... Please give it back to me immediately.
oh!Although he was a little reluctant, Ni'er still returned the horn according to the script, although she knew it was just a bargain bought from a street stall.
OK, smart girl, I want to replace the moon and increase your strength as a reward.After Ruoping finished speaking, a strong light burst out from her fingers, wrapping Ni'er.
我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我我
Nier can upgrade her level and can be equipped with new equipment Rainbow Feather Clothes, with a maximum physical strength increased by 50 points, a maximum strength increased by 100 points, an attack power increased by 25 points, and a defense power increased by 15 points.
Ni'er learned new skills and demon skills.
With the help of the elves, Ni'er's clothes had the function of flying, instantly flying away from the fire and escaped the disaster.
The stepmother Leng Tong's pubic hair...the conspiracy failed like this.
The stepmother Leng Tong was roaring. What does it have to do with me when it was burned in the granary itself?
Screenwriter: Whatever you care about is, you are a villain, and you have to count all the responsibilities.
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