Chapter 6 Wild Scent

After the hunting, the group set up a camp in Guangchengze.

At night, Ruzhou City sent various seasonings, and everyone was preparing to roast wild game in the mutian and drink.

There were piles of bonfires rising in the camp, the fire was bright and the evening breeze was blowing, and the laughter around them became even more intense.

Liu An, who was sitting next to the fire, was thinking about shooting birds during the day, and he thought that Xue Chongxun’s real and falsehood was really mysterious.

He felt that Xue Chongxun was not easy to fool, so he tried to tentatively while toasting: Xue Lang must have a plan to manage the river when he arrived in Dongdu this time. Can he reveal it to us?We can also participate in the overall situation.

Everyone also echoed: Yes, please ask Princess Wei to take charge of the overall situation. We are willing to follow the people and assist Duke Wei to rectify the river trough.

Xue Chongxun smiled and held up the wine glass in front of him, looking like he had something to say.Everyone held their breath and listened attentively when they saw this.

The surroundings became quiet and everyone was going to listen to Xue Chong's lecture. However, he glared at him and said: Where is the bird I ejaculated at noon?Is it cooked?

Liu An and the officials immediately looked at each other, and after a moment, Liu An shouted: Where is the bird of Duke of Wei?As soon as this said, the people next to them tried their best to hold back their smiles, and some of them turned red.

Seeing this, Xue Chongxun said: Just laugh if you want to. I don’t care about the minor details. You can do whatever you want, haha... Just now, Envoy Liu asked about the strategy of the river?I just arrived in Luoyang, and the envoy Liu arranged either a banquet or a hunting party. I haven't been so happy about having sex for a long time. I haven't thanked my colleagues yet. Why did you suddenly ask about this kind of thing?More disappointments.

Is he complaining that everyone doesn’t think he is his own person?Liu An said a word and had to pick up the wine to toast, covering up the embarrassment.

At this moment, the slave came up with a porcelain bowl. When he uncovered the lid, a delicious broth smell suddenly came to his nose.

Xue Chongxun looked down and saw that there was indeed a bird in the middle, but the fragrance of the soup was the smell of many seasonings inside.

He said casually: This is not the bird I shot to death.

Liu An immediately said: Call the cook up!

The slave hurriedly called the kitchen over, and Liu An asked seriously: Where is the bird that Duke Wei personally shot?

The kitchen cook said tremblingly: Return to Liu Jun, is it in the bowl?

fart!The elegant Liu An was also very imposing when scolding people. He pointed at the kitchen nose and cursed, "Duke Wei said that the bird in the bowl is not that one, just you are qualified to fool the Duke Wei?"

Everyone present felt that Liu An was just a pun, and was scolding him not by the chef, but by himself. Everyone's faces were a little ugly.

At this time, Xue Chongxun said with a smile: Don’t worry, everyone, what Liu Envoy is saying is that the kitchen is fooling me, not that you fool me, don’t listen wrongly, don’t be nervous, Ah.

The kitchen finally lost the courage to hold on, so he knelt down on the ground and kowtowed: Duke Ming, please spare your life. The little one accidentally dropped the bird into the fire and roasted it. He had to find another one. Unexpectedly, Duke Wei could see it at a glance...

Everyone was stunned. Xue Chongxun's eyes were so poisonous?It's really not the original bird!

In fact, Xue Chongxun was also a little surprised. He originally wanted to say that he had made too many seasonings and the original taste of the bird changed, but he didn't expect to cheat the truth about the kitchen.

Liu An pretended to be angry and said: "You are bold and reckless. What Duke Wei wants is the bird you shot with your own hands. What did you give me, Ah?"Take me what Duke of Wei wants!

The kitchen said innocently: Ming Gong, the bird is already muddy.

You want it even if you are confused!

The kitchen could only turn around to pick up things. After a while, he came on with an exquisite plate, which contained a black thing, like charcoal.

He carefully walked to Xue Chongxun and said: Duke Wei is forgiven for his crimes, but he was a little careless...

Xue Chongxun pondered for a moment, then he had an idea. He smiled first and said: It’s okay, you’ve just made some small mistakes. What’s my real man with you?

The kitchen knelt down and said: "The Duke of Wei is a lot."

Xue Chongxun made a very kind move to help: What I want is this bird, not a good-looking fake thing.As long as you honestly hand over the original bird, it doesn’t matter if you are confused. How could I punish you casually?Isn't this very good?

After hearing this, everyone lowered their heads and thoughts, as if they were thinking about some mystery.

The chef said: Thank you Duke Wei for forgiveness.

Xue Chongxun picked up the chopsticks and pointed to the black stuff on the plate: I have to eat it even if it is battered, who told you to be the chef for me?

Duke Wei, this thing is unbearable, we have prepared a lot of delicious dishes...

But Xue Chongxun ignored him, picked up the battered bird, stared at it and swallowed it, put it to his mouth and took a bite, and then chewed it slowly as if it was delicious.

Seeing his eyes closed and his comments, Liu An couldn't help but ask: Xue Lang, what does it feel like to be a slutched bird?

Bitter...coarse, huh, do you think the common people of our Tang Dynasty taste this kind of taste?Xue Chongxun said with a smile.

Everyone was silent.

After a while, Liu An said seriously: I must remember what Duke Wei said!The ancients said that governing a country is like cooking, and we are like kitchen officials.The people will eat it if they make a bird into a beautiful soup; the people will also have to eat it if they make a bird into a dark bird.Do you understand?

Lower officials and others received education.Everyone echoed.

Xue Chongxun smiled and said: I mean birds, why did Liu Jun talk nonsense?

Yes, Xue Lang said birds, and I also said birds.Liu An said with a blue face and a white face.

Xue Chongxun held the battered bird with his chopsticks. After looking at it for a while, he really didn't want to take a second bite, so he picked it up and threw it backwards, and then picked up the spoon to drink the bowl of broth that he sent first, and said: Mencius said that it is better to have fun alone than to have fun.You can't just eat Ah alone, and you can eat it together.

The slaves came one after another and brought various delicacies to the table, so the atmosphere became more relaxed.

While eating and drinking, Xue Chongxun kept praising: It’s delicious. Today’s wild game is much better than what I ate at the official prostitute yesterday. Wild game is wild game, and it has vitality, good!

……

The speaker has no intention, and the listener has no intention.

After he said this, Ruzhou Governor Lu Xun thought at the time: Official prostitutes are humans, and wild game is eaten. How can these two things be compared?

But Duke Wei wants to compare people with things, what's the way to...

Hey, may I think I don’t think there is no such “wild game” similar to the official prostitutes tonight?

Since they have come to the place of your Ruzhou governor, they cannot be treated well.

Isn’t it just ‘wild game’?

Can good women be good?

Illegal?

In Ruzhou, Laozi, the governor, is a law!

Besides, the one who was entertained by Princess Taiping's son was afraid of a bird.

While they were still eating meat and drinking, and there was still some time before they could rest, Lu Feng took leave to Liu An and came out of the campsite and took his men back to Ruzhou City with them.

The chief clerk opened the city gate to greet Lu Sheng and asked: Why is the envoy back now?

Lu Xun said: Duke Wei thought yesterday's official prostitute was not "energetic" and wanted to eat "wild game", so I had to find a way to get it over.When they have arrived in our Ruzhou, they must make him happy!

The Changshi understood, but immediately frowned: What kind of wild game do you want?Is it enough for a prostitute? If I am in an emergency, I have more than a dozen of them at home, so it will be enough to get them over.

How can you steal your woman?Besides, all the prostitutes have been well-off, so where can they have any 'energy' spirit?Do you still like the kind of people we raise?You have to have a good family. If you keep thinking about it, the good family has never seen that scene. The clothes are taken off and tears are roaring. It is so beautiful, and there is vitality and spiritual energy at once!

Lu Xun laughed.

The Changshi thought for a while: It's so late, where can we get the good family?If there is a three or five days, it would be fine, so you can use methods to buy a few. Now... should you lead your troops into the people's homes and grab them?This is impossible. When the censor's memorial is released, we will not be able to be the official.

Governor Lu Xun said: What's wrong with the robbery?The Censor asked him to attend. I don’t believe that the people in the court are just waiting for others to punish our people.

Please don’t worry, I thought of a plan.

The chief clasped his beard for a moment and immediately said, although it was nothing big to steal a few people as the envoy said, but it was too rough and bad for the envoy to have a bad reputation. It would be better to use the hand of others.Liu Ba, the second son of the Liu family in the east of the city, has never done anything like teasing widows or forcing people to steal women?Just let him do it. Not only did he be familiar with the road, he knew that there was a handsome little girl in the family, but he could also bear the bad reputation.At that time, the envoy will arrest him and punish him slightly, and then compensate the victim's losses. In this way, the matter will be calmed down, the above things will be done, and the reputation will be achieved. Isn't everyone happy?

A clever plan!Lu Sheng was immediately overjoyed and took the Changshi's hand, "You are really my Zhuge Liang, there is no way you can't think of!"

The chief of the emperor said humbly: Since I am the chief of the emperor of Ruzhou, it is my duty to give advice to the envoy.

Lu Xun nodded, and then repeated it again, saying with satisfaction: The Liu family is well-off and should be used as a wealthy household for transporting grain and collecting taxes from the court. However, I took care of them many times to avoid signs. This does not owe me a great favor. Although I usually have filial piety, there should be no problem asking them to do some small things.

After the plan agreed, Governor Lu returned to the yamen and immediately asked someone to go and find Liu Ba to the yamen.

After a while, I heard a loud voice outside the hall yelling: New?Your second brother, I am Lu Jun’s friend. My second brother goes into and out of this public office just like entering and leaving his own home. Do you still need to search?Do you understand the rules?

Because Lu Xun was worried, he immediately shouted: Stop searching!Let him in.

I saw the man who was eight feet tall and strong, with a wide body of flesh on his face, which made him look fierce and evil... This look was like writing words, on the left: villain; on the right: gangster.

However, when he saw the official, he immediately smiled, his face full of laughter, and he pretended to hold his fists and said: Oh, two Ming Gongs, long time no see!Second brother... No, I thought you forgot me.

Liu Ba was talking while observing his expressions, but seeing that the two officials had no smiles on their faces, he immediately stopped his smile and said carefully: Is the little nun in Jingxiuan here to file a lawsuit?Don't listen to her nonsense. I didn't even touch a finger, just talk.

Lu Xun said in surprise: Nun, you move?Don't be afraid of bad luck!

Didn't move, didn't move... Liu Ba blushed and muttered, "Apart from that, I didn't seem to have done anything bad recently. It's quite interesting to buy that pair of birds. Don't I stay at home?"

Lu Xun said in an official voice: I only take care of you for your Liu family!Humph, you have to restrain me too. If you don’t listen to others, I will reveal all the previous cases, and beheading will not be enough to redeem your sins!

Liu Ba hurriedly said: Oh, you can't do this. When did I not listen to the envoy?