The yamen was originally called Yamen, but it was named because the minions of beasts were painted on the wall of the lobby.
The lights inside Xiao Qiang in Ruzhou Yamen were still bright, and the bright armor on the guards at the door were shining with a cold metallic light, and ordinary people did not dare to approach.
The governor Lu Xun waved, and Liu Ba, who had a fat face, hurriedly followed him, and Lu Xun explained this in a low voice.After hearing this, Liu Ba changed his color and said: Is it true that he rushed into someone like this?
Lu Xun said: What's wrong with me? What are you afraid of?I won't hurt you... If you really want to deal with you, you can't take off your pants and fart like this?
That's, that's it.
Liu Ba said with a bitter face.
If he bullies the good people, he will do less, but he will find some reasons. In general, he will just make fun of girls and daughters-in-law. This time, he came to the real world and rushed into someone else's house to steal the woman...
Fortunately, he had the support of the governor, otherwise even Liu Ba would not dare to do such a thing.
Lu Xun narrowed his eyes and said: You, Liu Er, are just shouting fiercely and bragging loudly. Why, are you really going to do something bad and stage frightened?
Liu Ba immediately raised his head and said: Is there anything I said to Lu, how afraid?Don't worry, leave this to me.
Very good, I'll wait for your news.Remember, first, be quick; second, don’t be stupid, send it to the yamen and send it out of the city directly, I’ll wait for you outside; third, don’t need too many, just five or six or seven or eight people, but you must have the best appearance, don’t make me some bad dates.Once the matter is done, I naturally understand the contributions of your Liu family. Will you, Liu Ba, be more free in Ruzhou in the future?
Liu Ba responded and came out of the yamen. He immediately called out a group of friends and brought his servants to the streets.
The group met and discussed, thought about the handsome little girl she usually saw, and chose a partner first.
At this moment, a playboy who was similar to Liu Ba said: A little girl lives in Qingshi Inn. She came from other places. I saw it. She was so tender and tender. Please consider her.
Liu Ba was like the boss and said in a condescending tone: Still here?
There, still.
It’s better to go out of town, and people are gone and cry, so let their family members report to the yamen.Liu Ba said with a lewd smile.
After the arrangement is made, the crowd will act separately and go their separate ways to grab people at their respective destinations.
After a while, the neighbors started to clamor. Someone's dogs got involved in the fun and kept barking. The other dogs were not willing to fall behind and barked one after another.
Liu Ba and the playboy just now led a group of servants to Qingshi Inn and found out the location of the room. They rushed to the door with a fierce look.
When the shopkeeper saw such a situation, he had not figured it out yet, and said with a sad face beside him: Everyone living in the house is customers, what is Brother Liu doing? Let’s give face to everyone in the countryside.
Do you know what the person inside is?Liu Ba waved his fist and said fiercely with wide eyes.
The shopkeeper shook his head.
Liu Badao: Then why are you talking about it?Want to be implicated?Break the door open for me!
With a bang, a strong man knocked the wooden door panel directly over with his shoulder.
Liu Ba then strode into it, and a wisp of dust on the beam of the room was just enough to fall on his head. Liu Ba hurriedly spat a few times, slapped his hands in front of him, and looked forward.
A white-haired woman was sitting on a bamboo collapse. What people noticed at first glance was of course the silver thread on her end...
But she is not an old woman. Not only is she not old, her face is so smooth that she doesn't even have a trace of wrinkles. Liu Ba has teased so many women, but she has never seen such a good skin.
Big eyes, small nose and small mouth, very pure.There was a short guqin in front of her. Her fingers were placed on the guitar, but she didn't play it. Liu Ba didn't even hear a sound of the piano when he entered the inn.
The white-haired woman said with a smile: I am a weak woman, you have so many people coming, and rush in so scary, what do you want to do?
When Liu Ba saw the handsome little girl, he would tease her sour words, but at this time he opened his mouth and couldn't speak the common sayings he used to, and stood there in a daze, like a large fool.
Ah…this…that…I beat this and accidentally fell…
The white-haired woman smiled and said: Your fall was so exciting, why did I look at the door that I was deliberately hitting... Her expression suddenly became cold, who are you?Tell me quickly, don't waste time.
Liu Ba blurted out: I'm really unintentional offense, I'm a good person... The people next to me couldn't help laughing out loud.
The white-haired woman glanced at him, suddenly picked her up and stood up from the bamboo collapse, and walked slowly towards the door. She seemed to be not afraid of the tall and strong Liu Ba at all.
Everyone didn't know what she was going to do, so they stood still and didn't move.
She passed by them lightly, walked to the aisle, and a faint fragrance left at the door.
Liu Ba was about to say something, when the white-haired woman shrewd softly, everyone looked at each other and had to shut up.
She just held the piano and stood quietly next to the railing with her eyes closed, her body still moving, only her white hair gently swaying in the evening breeze, and her pure and beautiful face was very quiet.
After a while, she opened her eyes and said with a smile: It turns out that the government is really not trying to arrest me.
Liu Badao: How about we have a relationship?The girl asked in Ruzhou, who wouldn’t say that my second brother Liu is the most loyal!
Good Ah.
The white-haired woman's attitude suddenly became very friendly, making people feel as if they were bathed in spring breeze.
Her transformation is naturally amazing.
She said sweetly again: The second brother is the most loyal. You should know that friends must be sincere first and not deceive. Then tell me the truth, what are you planning to do?
It seems that this woman is very thoughtful and already feels that these people are not lustful and want to do something like rape. If that is the case, they wouldn't be so swaying to hit the door. At least they have to find a chance, right?
She observed Liu Ba's expression with great interest and smiled: Tell the truth.Do you have something to say in front of everyone? Then just tell me quietly, I won’t say it out loud.
After saying that, he hooked his jade white fingers that looked like chopped onions.
Liu Ba looked at her fingers in shock, then looked at her pretty face smiling, and thought to himself: It’s nothing to say to her, what impact can a foreigner have?Everyone doesn't believe it if it spreads.
After he thought about it, he walked forward carefully, smelling the faint fragrance in his nose as if he was attracted by it.
The white-haired woman suddenly said: Okay, don’t come here, I’m so afraid that you will do bad things... You guys retreat a little.
Liu Ba lowered his voice and said: If the envoy Lu from our Ruzhou wants to find a few good families, he still has to be beautiful. I will leave this matter to me.It happened that a brother of mine accidentally saw a girl the day before yesterday, so... I even counted one girl, but don't worry, I have the final say here and I will never get you over.
The second brother is so kind to me, I really don’t know how to repay you... The white-haired woman said in a coquettish voice.
How to repay it, of course it is best to promise yourself!Liu Ba thought so, but said generously: Being able to know a girl means having a blessing in my life.
My second brother is such a good person, but the person I hate the most is the lie, and it is unreliable.
Liu Ba patted his chest and said: Don't worry, I'm absolutely reliable.I haven't asked the girl's name yet, how can I live here alone?
The white-haired woman looked sad and said with great sincerity: I am from the Wu family in Yangzhou, and I have two brothers and sisters at home.Because my family was escorted to the court taxes, my brother never returned... I don’t know whether it’s dead or alive.My father and I had to search along the canal, hoping to find our brother home...
After hearing this, Liu Ba sighed and said: Yangzhou... Why don’t you give money to the governor?
What money to give?
Liu Ba said in surprise: No wonder he wanted to recruit your family. If you don’t even understand the rules, who will you recruit?You have to give some filial piety money from time to time, so it is naturally not your turn to do anything.
The white-haired woman said sadly: Didn’t you know before? If you knew, we wouldn’t be reluctant to leave that little money. Even if you had more money, you wouldn’t be able to exchange for my brother... Just now, the second brother said that Governor Lu was looking for a beautiful woman, what’s the purpose of it?
Liu Ba smiled and said: Is this more than anything?
Or you can send me in too, maybe you will be happy with the envoy, and he will help us find our brother.
Liu Ba immediately said: No!How could I push you into the fire pit?I'll help you with this.
How do you help me?A trace of mockery flashed across the white-haired woman's eyes.
Liu Ba pondered: I will help you no matter how the governor helps you, you can accompany me!
The white-haired woman sneered: So you are so thoughtful. I missed my biological brother very much. Seeing you so enthusiastic, it was like a brother who recognized you as your brother. But I didn’t expect that you would be a lustful person after all.
Liu Ba's face turned red, and he looked at the white-haired woman's tender skin on her neck, and said with a blushing face: Don't toast or not to eat the punishment for wine!
The white-haired woman said: You can try it.
Liu Ba was stunned for a moment, his mind was in a mess. Somehow, why couldn't he do bad things today?His hand reached in the air and he was stiff.The white-haired woman said: You are not bad yet.
At this moment, a strong man ran up to the pavilion and cursed when he saw Liu Ba: Everyone else has done it, you, Liu Er, are here to procrastinate. Hurry up.
The white-haired woman took the opportunity to say: Seeing that I was beautiful, he wanted to detain it privately. Even if I were with the governor, I would not be with this ugly man with a fat face!
Liu Ba was furious and pointed at her and said: What did you say?
What, am I wrong?If you want to force the girl, you just want to hit me?Come on!The white-haired woman looked at Liu Ba mockingly.
The strong man looked like a man from the yamen. He glanced at the white-haired woman and said: Don’t worry about him, come with me.The white-haired woman hugged the Guqintou and left without looking back.
Liu Ba stood there in pain, unable to speak for a long time.The gangster next to him smiled and said: The second brother has a rare kind heart, but he was fooled by someone.
Don't mess with me!Your second brother, I'm just annoyed!
The lights inside Xiao Qiang in Ruzhou Yamen were still bright, and the bright armor on the guards at the door were shining with a cold metallic light, and ordinary people did not dare to approach.
The governor Lu Xun waved, and Liu Ba, who had a fat face, hurriedly followed him, and Lu Xun explained this in a low voice.After hearing this, Liu Ba changed his color and said: Is it true that he rushed into someone like this?
Lu Xun said: What's wrong with me? What are you afraid of?I won't hurt you... If you really want to deal with you, you can't take off your pants and fart like this?
That's, that's it.
Liu Ba said with a bitter face.
If he bullies the good people, he will do less, but he will find some reasons. In general, he will just make fun of girls and daughters-in-law. This time, he came to the real world and rushed into someone else's house to steal the woman...
Fortunately, he had the support of the governor, otherwise even Liu Ba would not dare to do such a thing.
Lu Xun narrowed his eyes and said: You, Liu Er, are just shouting fiercely and bragging loudly. Why, are you really going to do something bad and stage frightened?
Liu Ba immediately raised his head and said: Is there anything I said to Lu, how afraid?Don't worry, leave this to me.
Very good, I'll wait for your news.Remember, first, be quick; second, don’t be stupid, send it to the yamen and send it out of the city directly, I’ll wait for you outside; third, don’t need too many, just five or six or seven or eight people, but you must have the best appearance, don’t make me some bad dates.Once the matter is done, I naturally understand the contributions of your Liu family. Will you, Liu Ba, be more free in Ruzhou in the future?
Liu Ba responded and came out of the yamen. He immediately called out a group of friends and brought his servants to the streets.
The group met and discussed, thought about the handsome little girl she usually saw, and chose a partner first.
At this moment, a playboy who was similar to Liu Ba said: A little girl lives in Qingshi Inn. She came from other places. I saw it. She was so tender and tender. Please consider her.
Liu Ba was like the boss and said in a condescending tone: Still here?
There, still.
It’s better to go out of town, and people are gone and cry, so let their family members report to the yamen.Liu Ba said with a lewd smile.
After the arrangement is made, the crowd will act separately and go their separate ways to grab people at their respective destinations.
After a while, the neighbors started to clamor. Someone's dogs got involved in the fun and kept barking. The other dogs were not willing to fall behind and barked one after another.
Liu Ba and the playboy just now led a group of servants to Qingshi Inn and found out the location of the room. They rushed to the door with a fierce look.
When the shopkeeper saw such a situation, he had not figured it out yet, and said with a sad face beside him: Everyone living in the house is customers, what is Brother Liu doing? Let’s give face to everyone in the countryside.
Do you know what the person inside is?Liu Ba waved his fist and said fiercely with wide eyes.
The shopkeeper shook his head.
Liu Badao: Then why are you talking about it?Want to be implicated?Break the door open for me!
With a bang, a strong man knocked the wooden door panel directly over with his shoulder.
Liu Ba then strode into it, and a wisp of dust on the beam of the room was just enough to fall on his head. Liu Ba hurriedly spat a few times, slapped his hands in front of him, and looked forward.
A white-haired woman was sitting on a bamboo collapse. What people noticed at first glance was of course the silver thread on her end...
But she is not an old woman. Not only is she not old, her face is so smooth that she doesn't even have a trace of wrinkles. Liu Ba has teased so many women, but she has never seen such a good skin.
Big eyes, small nose and small mouth, very pure.There was a short guqin in front of her. Her fingers were placed on the guitar, but she didn't play it. Liu Ba didn't even hear a sound of the piano when he entered the inn.
The white-haired woman said with a smile: I am a weak woman, you have so many people coming, and rush in so scary, what do you want to do?
When Liu Ba saw the handsome little girl, he would tease her sour words, but at this time he opened his mouth and couldn't speak the common sayings he used to, and stood there in a daze, like a large fool.
Ah…this…that…I beat this and accidentally fell…
The white-haired woman smiled and said: Your fall was so exciting, why did I look at the door that I was deliberately hitting... Her expression suddenly became cold, who are you?Tell me quickly, don't waste time.
Liu Ba blurted out: I'm really unintentional offense, I'm a good person... The people next to me couldn't help laughing out loud.
The white-haired woman glanced at him, suddenly picked her up and stood up from the bamboo collapse, and walked slowly towards the door. She seemed to be not afraid of the tall and strong Liu Ba at all.
Everyone didn't know what she was going to do, so they stood still and didn't move.
She passed by them lightly, walked to the aisle, and a faint fragrance left at the door.
Liu Ba was about to say something, when the white-haired woman shrewd softly, everyone looked at each other and had to shut up.
She just held the piano and stood quietly next to the railing with her eyes closed, her body still moving, only her white hair gently swaying in the evening breeze, and her pure and beautiful face was very quiet.
After a while, she opened her eyes and said with a smile: It turns out that the government is really not trying to arrest me.
Liu Badao: How about we have a relationship?The girl asked in Ruzhou, who wouldn’t say that my second brother Liu is the most loyal!
Good Ah.
The white-haired woman's attitude suddenly became very friendly, making people feel as if they were bathed in spring breeze.
Her transformation is naturally amazing.
She said sweetly again: The second brother is the most loyal. You should know that friends must be sincere first and not deceive. Then tell me the truth, what are you planning to do?
It seems that this woman is very thoughtful and already feels that these people are not lustful and want to do something like rape. If that is the case, they wouldn't be so swaying to hit the door. At least they have to find a chance, right?
She observed Liu Ba's expression with great interest and smiled: Tell the truth.Do you have something to say in front of everyone? Then just tell me quietly, I won’t say it out loud.
After saying that, he hooked his jade white fingers that looked like chopped onions.
Liu Ba looked at her fingers in shock, then looked at her pretty face smiling, and thought to himself: It’s nothing to say to her, what impact can a foreigner have?Everyone doesn't believe it if it spreads.
After he thought about it, he walked forward carefully, smelling the faint fragrance in his nose as if he was attracted by it.
The white-haired woman suddenly said: Okay, don’t come here, I’m so afraid that you will do bad things... You guys retreat a little.
Liu Ba lowered his voice and said: If the envoy Lu from our Ruzhou wants to find a few good families, he still has to be beautiful. I will leave this matter to me.It happened that a brother of mine accidentally saw a girl the day before yesterday, so... I even counted one girl, but don't worry, I have the final say here and I will never get you over.
The second brother is so kind to me, I really don’t know how to repay you... The white-haired woman said in a coquettish voice.
How to repay it, of course it is best to promise yourself!Liu Ba thought so, but said generously: Being able to know a girl means having a blessing in my life.
My second brother is such a good person, but the person I hate the most is the lie, and it is unreliable.
Liu Ba patted his chest and said: Don't worry, I'm absolutely reliable.I haven't asked the girl's name yet, how can I live here alone?
The white-haired woman looked sad and said with great sincerity: I am from the Wu family in Yangzhou, and I have two brothers and sisters at home.Because my family was escorted to the court taxes, my brother never returned... I don’t know whether it’s dead or alive.My father and I had to search along the canal, hoping to find our brother home...
After hearing this, Liu Ba sighed and said: Yangzhou... Why don’t you give money to the governor?
What money to give?
Liu Ba said in surprise: No wonder he wanted to recruit your family. If you don’t even understand the rules, who will you recruit?You have to give some filial piety money from time to time, so it is naturally not your turn to do anything.
The white-haired woman said sadly: Didn’t you know before? If you knew, we wouldn’t be reluctant to leave that little money. Even if you had more money, you wouldn’t be able to exchange for my brother... Just now, the second brother said that Governor Lu was looking for a beautiful woman, what’s the purpose of it?
Liu Ba smiled and said: Is this more than anything?
Or you can send me in too, maybe you will be happy with the envoy, and he will help us find our brother.
Liu Ba immediately said: No!How could I push you into the fire pit?I'll help you with this.
How do you help me?A trace of mockery flashed across the white-haired woman's eyes.
Liu Ba pondered: I will help you no matter how the governor helps you, you can accompany me!
The white-haired woman sneered: So you are so thoughtful. I missed my biological brother very much. Seeing you so enthusiastic, it was like a brother who recognized you as your brother. But I didn’t expect that you would be a lustful person after all.
Liu Ba's face turned red, and he looked at the white-haired woman's tender skin on her neck, and said with a blushing face: Don't toast or not to eat the punishment for wine!
The white-haired woman said: You can try it.
Liu Ba was stunned for a moment, his mind was in a mess. Somehow, why couldn't he do bad things today?His hand reached in the air and he was stiff.The white-haired woman said: You are not bad yet.
At this moment, a strong man ran up to the pavilion and cursed when he saw Liu Ba: Everyone else has done it, you, Liu Er, are here to procrastinate. Hurry up.
The white-haired woman took the opportunity to say: Seeing that I was beautiful, he wanted to detain it privately. Even if I were with the governor, I would not be with this ugly man with a fat face!
Liu Ba was furious and pointed at her and said: What did you say?
What, am I wrong?If you want to force the girl, you just want to hit me?Come on!The white-haired woman looked at Liu Ba mockingly.
The strong man looked like a man from the yamen. He glanced at the white-haired woman and said: Don’t worry about him, come with me.The white-haired woman hugged the Guqintou and left without looking back.
Liu Ba stood there in pain, unable to speak for a long time.The gangster next to him smiled and said: The second brother has a rare kind heart, but he was fooled by someone.
Don't mess with me!Your second brother, I'm just annoyed!