The third story Mo Xiaomu heard from his grandfather was about affair between a man and a woman
Grandpa said that a long time ago, there was a woman who was both beautiful and coquettish, but married a man who ran outside for many years to do business.
It's hard for a man to live without home, so he steals someone
Of course, a woman wants to steal people is to pick up the good ones. She is stronger than her own man and has a handsome face. The two of them are like fish in water and have to fight for several rounds every night. However, because of neglecting the precaution, one time the woman's man almost caught the sex in bed.
The woman's man suddenly went home, and was shocked by the wild man who stole food and fled in panic. However, when he left, he forgot his melon-skinned hat on the woman's bed because of a hurry.
Because the woman's man is away all year round, he is inevitably hungry and thirsty. He didn't have time to let his wife light the lights when he got home, and he went to the dark side with his wife.
Just when the man was at a critical moment, his hands moved, and suddenly his hands touched the melon-skin hat left by the wild man, so he asked the woman while busy: Hey, what is this?
When the woman saw the melon-skin hat that the man was holding, she screamed in her heart: It's bitter, what should I do?
Thanks to the woman's brains being fast, she pretended to be living a mess, but she shed tears and said crying: You said! You don't have that many times a year, and my place is already deserted. Do you know? The thing in your hand is the skin that has faded from me! It's very dirty, just throw it away!
The man is living, and he doesn't have to think too much, so he believes it, throws the little hat down the bed. After the man finishes, he sleeps so hard that the woman dares to tiptoe out of the bed and deal with the melon-skin hat that almost caused her trouble.
The man slept until dawn. Thinking about it, something was wrong, he asked the woman: Daughter-in-law, the one I threw last night... was the one you said that you took off your skin, why did it disappear?
The woman said with relief: It's melted
It melted? It melted like ice and snow?
The woman said: It's Ah!
The man is skeptical, but there is no evidence that the woman steals people at home, so he should not be told randomly. However, when he went out to do business again, he was more careful and wrote a note carefully, posted it on the woman's place, and stamped his own seal.
The man was named Zhang Ren, so three big words were written on the seal: Zhang Renfeng After posting the seal, he parted with the woman with tears.
After Zhang Ren finished a business, he rushed home and asked his wife to take off her pants and check the seal quickly. This check was amazing. It turned out that the seal had cracked from the middle, and the right half-pulled one was gone, leaving only the left half-pulled one. So Zhang Renfeng became two inches long, which was so angry that Zhang Ren shouted: "Thief, how many days I'm not at home, you're going to grow two inches long?" I'm not here for years, and I don't know how much it will grow!
So Zhang Ren grabbed his wife and beat him up, immediately wrote a divorce letter, and wanted to break up with his wife.
Poor Zhang Ren's wife knelt down and begged hard. It was rare that Zhang Ren looked like a Bodhisattva heart, so she promised her to bypass her this time and betray her again next time she will definitely be unwilling to forgive her!
But Zhang Ren didn't know that stealing is addictive, especially stealing people. Once you steal the first time, you will have countless times in the future.
After Zhang Ren went out to do business again, his wife was lonely and found the original wild man to sleep again.
That night, it was a coincidence that after the two of them slept in bed, two thieves checked out the site in advance. They knew that this family was a businessman and must have a lot of gold and silver treasures, so they made holes in the back wall, intending to steal his money.
After the hole was made, the two thieves waited for the opportunity to get in and collect money.
It's so lively now!
Grandpa said that a long time ago, there was a woman who was both beautiful and coquettish, but married a man who ran outside for many years to do business.
It's hard for a man to live without home, so he steals someone
Of course, a woman wants to steal people is to pick up the good ones. She is stronger than her own man and has a handsome face. The two of them are like fish in water and have to fight for several rounds every night. However, because of neglecting the precaution, one time the woman's man almost caught the sex in bed.
The woman's man suddenly went home, and was shocked by the wild man who stole food and fled in panic. However, when he left, he forgot his melon-skinned hat on the woman's bed because of a hurry.
Because the woman's man is away all year round, he is inevitably hungry and thirsty. He didn't have time to let his wife light the lights when he got home, and he went to the dark side with his wife.
Just when the man was at a critical moment, his hands moved, and suddenly his hands touched the melon-skin hat left by the wild man, so he asked the woman while busy: Hey, what is this?
When the woman saw the melon-skin hat that the man was holding, she screamed in her heart: It's bitter, what should I do?
Thanks to the woman's brains being fast, she pretended to be living a mess, but she shed tears and said crying: You said! You don't have that many times a year, and my place is already deserted. Do you know? The thing in your hand is the skin that has faded from me! It's very dirty, just throw it away!
The man is living, and he doesn't have to think too much, so he believes it, throws the little hat down the bed. After the man finishes, he sleeps so hard that the woman dares to tiptoe out of the bed and deal with the melon-skin hat that almost caused her trouble.
The man slept until dawn. Thinking about it, something was wrong, he asked the woman: Daughter-in-law, the one I threw last night... was the one you said that you took off your skin, why did it disappear?
The woman said with relief: It's melted
It melted? It melted like ice and snow?
The woman said: It's Ah!
The man is skeptical, but there is no evidence that the woman steals people at home, so he should not be told randomly. However, when he went out to do business again, he was more careful and wrote a note carefully, posted it on the woman's place, and stamped his own seal.
The man was named Zhang Ren, so three big words were written on the seal: Zhang Renfeng After posting the seal, he parted with the woman with tears.
After Zhang Ren finished a business, he rushed home and asked his wife to take off her pants and check the seal quickly. This check was amazing. It turned out that the seal had cracked from the middle, and the right half-pulled one was gone, leaving only the left half-pulled one. So Zhang Renfeng became two inches long, which was so angry that Zhang Ren shouted: "Thief, how many days I'm not at home, you're going to grow two inches long?" I'm not here for years, and I don't know how much it will grow!
So Zhang Ren grabbed his wife and beat him up, immediately wrote a divorce letter, and wanted to break up with his wife.
Poor Zhang Ren's wife knelt down and begged hard. It was rare that Zhang Ren looked like a Bodhisattva heart, so she promised her to bypass her this time and betray her again next time she will definitely be unwilling to forgive her!
But Zhang Ren didn't know that stealing is addictive, especially stealing people. Once you steal the first time, you will have countless times in the future.
After Zhang Ren went out to do business again, his wife was lonely and found the original wild man to sleep again.
That night, it was a coincidence that after the two of them slept in bed, two thieves checked out the site in advance. They knew that this family was a businessman and must have a lot of gold and silver treasures, so they made holes in the back wall, intending to steal his money.
After the hole was made, the two thieves waited for the opportunity to get in and collect money.
It's so lively now!