A pair of dogs and women sleeping in the bed have already begun to go to Wushan Yunyu. The wild man is proud and shows off his strength and strength, and says to the woman: I can let two eggs enter you with one force!
The woman is not willing to believe it, and the wild man said: If you don’t believe it, try it!
So the man rushed hard and squeezed one of the two eggs into the woman.
At that time, two thieves outside the wall had a dispute over who had drilled into the house first, because both of them were afraid of being caught and beaten first, and they were fighting over and over again. One thief pushed the other thief hard, and the thief fell into the hole. At this time, the woman just screamed: My God, there is really one in!
The thief who fell into the house heard it and thought he had been found, so he adjusted his butt and drilled out.
The two thieves were fighting outside for a while and finally reached an agreement: the hole cannot be dug in vain.
But what should I do?
So the two of them discussed and drilled into the house together.
They just happened to get in here, and the wild man suddenly exerted his strength, and the woman shouted: Both are coming in!
The two thieves turned their heads and ran away in fear
After returning, the two thieves discussed the reasons for the failure together. Why could the woman see them in the dark and be discovered as soon as she entered the hole? Does she have divine eyes?
The two thieves were unwilling to accept it, so the next day they disguised themselves as two people who were walking in the village to sell apricots. They went to the woman's door to find out the truth.
The woman was overjoyed when she heard that there was a sold apricot outside the door. Because she liked eating apricots the most, she pulled the wild man to the outside of the yard with him. While asking how to sell apricots, she reached out and picked them up on the stall.
The woman picked up two apricots on a branch in the car and suddenly laughed
The wild man asked her what she was laughing at?
The woman picked up the two apricots connected to the branches and asked the wild man with a smile: Does this look like the two things from last night?
The two thieves thought the woman was saying that they were, so they slapped their butts and ran away in panic, and they didn't even care about the car and the apricot.
But the woman and the wild man looked at each other: What's wrong with them?
After Master Mo Wu told this story, the listeners started to discuss and asked questions, just like the actors and audiences interacting on and off the stage in the city.
Someone was puzzled and asked Mr. Mo Wu: How could she pee when she put the woman on the spot?
As usual, Master Mo Wu would not answer
But someone answered for him, it was stinky
When Zhao Dan wanted to show that he was knowledgeable, he defended Mr. Mo Wu: There was something Ah in this matter. The news said that a man from Hunan was afraid that his wife would mess with others, so he used an iron lock to lock her wife's place!
Really Ah?
Of course it is true!
Someone asked other details, such as the wild man's melon-skin hat, which doesn't look like a woman's skin?
That's so big, who's that big?
Master Mo Wu still ignores him
Mo Xiaomu didn't care about these things. Stories are stories, and very ridiculous stories are also stories. When he was considering his grandfather's story, he at least conveyed three messages: the first is that it is understandable that women cannot steal people, but there is indeed a reason.
Second, women are very smart when having an affair, and will rush to help resolve the crisis.
The third message is that women are addicted to having sex and are difficult to curb
However, except for Mo Xiaomu, no one is willing to use his brain anymore. He has been in a mess, touching each other's crotch, and comparing whose eggs are bigger.
The woman is not willing to believe it, and the wild man said: If you don’t believe it, try it!
So the man rushed hard and squeezed one of the two eggs into the woman.
At that time, two thieves outside the wall had a dispute over who had drilled into the house first, because both of them were afraid of being caught and beaten first, and they were fighting over and over again. One thief pushed the other thief hard, and the thief fell into the hole. At this time, the woman just screamed: My God, there is really one in!
The thief who fell into the house heard it and thought he had been found, so he adjusted his butt and drilled out.
The two thieves were fighting outside for a while and finally reached an agreement: the hole cannot be dug in vain.
But what should I do?
So the two of them discussed and drilled into the house together.
They just happened to get in here, and the wild man suddenly exerted his strength, and the woman shouted: Both are coming in!
The two thieves turned their heads and ran away in fear
After returning, the two thieves discussed the reasons for the failure together. Why could the woman see them in the dark and be discovered as soon as she entered the hole? Does she have divine eyes?
The two thieves were unwilling to accept it, so the next day they disguised themselves as two people who were walking in the village to sell apricots. They went to the woman's door to find out the truth.
The woman was overjoyed when she heard that there was a sold apricot outside the door. Because she liked eating apricots the most, she pulled the wild man to the outside of the yard with him. While asking how to sell apricots, she reached out and picked them up on the stall.
The woman picked up two apricots on a branch in the car and suddenly laughed
The wild man asked her what she was laughing at?
The woman picked up the two apricots connected to the branches and asked the wild man with a smile: Does this look like the two things from last night?
The two thieves thought the woman was saying that they were, so they slapped their butts and ran away in panic, and they didn't even care about the car and the apricot.
But the woman and the wild man looked at each other: What's wrong with them?
After Master Mo Wu told this story, the listeners started to discuss and asked questions, just like the actors and audiences interacting on and off the stage in the city.
Someone was puzzled and asked Mr. Mo Wu: How could she pee when she put the woman on the spot?
As usual, Master Mo Wu would not answer
But someone answered for him, it was stinky
When Zhao Dan wanted to show that he was knowledgeable, he defended Mr. Mo Wu: There was something Ah in this matter. The news said that a man from Hunan was afraid that his wife would mess with others, so he used an iron lock to lock her wife's place!
Really Ah?
Of course it is true!
Someone asked other details, such as the wild man's melon-skin hat, which doesn't look like a woman's skin?
That's so big, who's that big?
Master Mo Wu still ignores him
Mo Xiaomu didn't care about these things. Stories are stories, and very ridiculous stories are also stories. When he was considering his grandfather's story, he at least conveyed three messages: the first is that it is understandable that women cannot steal people, but there is indeed a reason.
Second, women are very smart when having an affair, and will rush to help resolve the crisis.
The third message is that women are addicted to having sex and are difficult to curb
However, except for Mo Xiaomu, no one is willing to use his brain anymore. He has been in a mess, touching each other's crotch, and comparing whose eggs are bigger.
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