After we went to Kent to fill our stomachs, the mother and son were shopping leisurely in the busy area. I accidentally saw a sex toy.
I whispered to my mother: Mom, let's go in and see if it's okay?
I don't want it! How can mother and son go shopping in such a store together? My mother refused me in surprise
I smiled and said: When you go in, you tell the clerk that we are mother and son? You look young and fashionable, and don’t look like a mother, and you are not the mother Wang next door. When you look at it, you will know that it is Oppa Shang, who has given birth to two children.
Why do you say that to Mother Wang? She is neither big nor young... Ha... Mother laughed out loud
(She looked confident on her face at this time)
Let's go... and go in and take a look, but it won't happen. You dare to buy a massage stick. I'll pull her
I used mail order... OK... Don't hold me... Mother shook my hand away and walked in
Hello, welcome! The clerk continued with a smile, do you need to introduce it to you?
Ah...No need, let's watch slowly. Mother deliberately looked around and answered embarrassedly
Xiaohui, look here (the last word of my mother's name is also called Hui, so it's so smooth to call it) I called my mother
My mother was stunned for a moment and walked over: Ah...what happened? She was jumping in her heart.
I asked her to see all kinds of massage sticks placed in the glass cabinet, and the variety of patterns made us dazzled.
I pointed to a thick and pelleted massager and smiled and said to my mother: This will definitely make my mother very comfortable... (I said I was so sad)
Speak softly... The mother blushed and looked around to see if the clerk heard it, and then continued softly: You still call me mom, you want me to make a fool of yourself
I'm used to it, I didn't mean it... I stuck out my tongue to respond to her
The clerk saw us staring at the glass cabinet with the massager, and walked over: You are looking at the latest European and American styles, those three are wireless... These are... She tried her best to introduce them
Suddenly I had a flash of thought and asked the clerk: Well... do you have any dressing styles?
The clerk smiled and said: Sir, I'm sorry, there are no males, but females use them.
No... it's not what I want to use, it's this lady. I'm embarrassed to say
(Pig head women, of course, are used by women. That man can wear that thing and then stroll around with his pants)
At this time, my mother stood there and said to me: Why should I use that?
The clerk saw too much about this kind of scene, so he tried to resolve his mother's embarrassment and said: In fact, sex is a very emotional contact between men and women. These supplies make you more sexy in sex, and both sides will be more interesting. Wait a minute, I'll use it for your reference.
Miss... My mother was about to decline the clerk and was blocked by me
Miss I was fine, I said to my mother naughtyly: It's okay... I just want to see it
Sir, these are wearable. The clerk puts the products on the glass cabinet and introduces them one by one.
This is... I pointed curiously at a set of butterfly-shaped products
The clerk said patiently: This is the latest model, it is wireless remote control, has a small sound and high secret, and can be used at any time...
Before she could introduce her, I asked: Is this group cost less?
Why are you buying this? I don't wear it. My mother said embarrassedly.
The clerk continued to answer: This group is 1,600 yuan, I can give you a 20% discount, it is 1,280 yuan. This group is very good. Many women come to the store to order, so our group purchases a lot, so we can give you this discount, and there are not many inventory.
The clerk quickly pressed the computer and explained to me calmly, ignoring his mother at all, for fear that the transaction would be messed up for her.
Then please pack it and give me the battery by the way. I don’t want the bag with your sex toys. I was a little shy and took out my wallet and gave it to the store clerk.
OK, sir, don't worry, we respect the privacy of our customers, and we don't have that kind of bag, please wait a moment. The clerk smiled and walked to the counter to check out and pack it
My mother grabbed me and said unhappily: Why are you buying this thing? I gave you pocket money but didn't ask you to buy this one.
Don't be angry, just buy it. I just want to have more fun with my mother. Looking at yesterday, I feel so excited, so don't refuse. I deliberately told her innocently.
Mother shook her head and smiled and said: Mom was defeated by you... I recognize you, son
Sir, this is looking for your money. If you have any questions, please call this phone to ask. Thank you for coming. The clerk handed over a business card and watched us out.
As soon as we left the store, we laughed and chatted about the embarrassing appearances of the mother and son just now, and then we went to the department store...
I whispered to my mother: Mom, let's go in and see if it's okay?
I don't want it! How can mother and son go shopping in such a store together? My mother refused me in surprise
I smiled and said: When you go in, you tell the clerk that we are mother and son? You look young and fashionable, and don’t look like a mother, and you are not the mother Wang next door. When you look at it, you will know that it is Oppa Shang, who has given birth to two children.
Why do you say that to Mother Wang? She is neither big nor young... Ha... Mother laughed out loud
(She looked confident on her face at this time)
Let's go... and go in and take a look, but it won't happen. You dare to buy a massage stick. I'll pull her
I used mail order... OK... Don't hold me... Mother shook my hand away and walked in
Hello, welcome! The clerk continued with a smile, do you need to introduce it to you?
Ah...No need, let's watch slowly. Mother deliberately looked around and answered embarrassedly
Xiaohui, look here (the last word of my mother's name is also called Hui, so it's so smooth to call it) I called my mother
My mother was stunned for a moment and walked over: Ah...what happened? She was jumping in her heart.
I asked her to see all kinds of massage sticks placed in the glass cabinet, and the variety of patterns made us dazzled.
I pointed to a thick and pelleted massager and smiled and said to my mother: This will definitely make my mother very comfortable... (I said I was so sad)
Speak softly... The mother blushed and looked around to see if the clerk heard it, and then continued softly: You still call me mom, you want me to make a fool of yourself
I'm used to it, I didn't mean it... I stuck out my tongue to respond to her
The clerk saw us staring at the glass cabinet with the massager, and walked over: You are looking at the latest European and American styles, those three are wireless... These are... She tried her best to introduce them
Suddenly I had a flash of thought and asked the clerk: Well... do you have any dressing styles?
The clerk smiled and said: Sir, I'm sorry, there are no males, but females use them.
No... it's not what I want to use, it's this lady. I'm embarrassed to say
(Pig head women, of course, are used by women. That man can wear that thing and then stroll around with his pants)
At this time, my mother stood there and said to me: Why should I use that?
The clerk saw too much about this kind of scene, so he tried to resolve his mother's embarrassment and said: In fact, sex is a very emotional contact between men and women. These supplies make you more sexy in sex, and both sides will be more interesting. Wait a minute, I'll use it for your reference.
Miss... My mother was about to decline the clerk and was blocked by me
Miss I was fine, I said to my mother naughtyly: It's okay... I just want to see it
Sir, these are wearable. The clerk puts the products on the glass cabinet and introduces them one by one.
This is... I pointed curiously at a set of butterfly-shaped products
The clerk said patiently: This is the latest model, it is wireless remote control, has a small sound and high secret, and can be used at any time...
Before she could introduce her, I asked: Is this group cost less?
Why are you buying this? I don't wear it. My mother said embarrassedly.
The clerk continued to answer: This group is 1,600 yuan, I can give you a 20% discount, it is 1,280 yuan. This group is very good. Many women come to the store to order, so our group purchases a lot, so we can give you this discount, and there are not many inventory.
The clerk quickly pressed the computer and explained to me calmly, ignoring his mother at all, for fear that the transaction would be messed up for her.
Then please pack it and give me the battery by the way. I don’t want the bag with your sex toys. I was a little shy and took out my wallet and gave it to the store clerk.
OK, sir, don't worry, we respect the privacy of our customers, and we don't have that kind of bag, please wait a moment. The clerk smiled and walked to the counter to check out and pack it
My mother grabbed me and said unhappily: Why are you buying this thing? I gave you pocket money but didn't ask you to buy this one.
Don't be angry, just buy it. I just want to have more fun with my mother. Looking at yesterday, I feel so excited, so don't refuse. I deliberately told her innocently.
Mother shook her head and smiled and said: Mom was defeated by you... I recognize you, son
Sir, this is looking for your money. If you have any questions, please call this phone to ask. Thank you for coming. The clerk handed over a business card and watched us out.
As soon as we left the store, we laughed and chatted about the embarrassing appearances of the mother and son just now, and then we went to the department store...