Ah! The new class tutor of the 29th Class of Senior High School has arrived, and he started betting. Jiang Haiming suddenly stood up from his seat and shouted loudly in the office: Teacher Huang insists on paying one month for one month, one for two months, one for three months, one for four months, one for five months, one for five months, one for ten months, one for ten months, one for more than half a year, one for ten, one for all, one for more than half a year, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all, one for all,
Lao Jiang, how can you treat your colleagues like this? Gambling in public violates the school rules! Wu Yong stood up and said
Hehe, Lao Wu, little gambling, little gambling, little gambling, Jiang Haiming smiled
Then I will have a thousand dollars. Wu Yong took out a stack of money from his arms and counted it out with his hands, put it on Jiang Haiming's table, and said: I bet Xiao Huang can hold on for two months
Seeing this, other teachers took out money to bet. Those who didn't bring the money were owed first. Some teachers bet that I could last for a month, some bet that I could bet for two months, some bet for more than half a year, everyone bets according to their own judgment, and some discuss that they have not bet for a long time.
Looking at their fierce quarrel, I realized that I had received a hot potato, and at the same time I felt extremely desolate and a little indignation. They looked down on me so much, but I didn't believe that I couldn't discipline those little kids. Their words aroused my curiosity. I smiled exaggeratedly and said loudly: Why don't I teach this class well, I cut off my head and feed the dog! I said firmly and firmly
Other teachers looked at me like a monster. They were stunned for a while and they started to make noise again. Some people changed their bets because of my firm attitude. They had been betting for one month now, now they have been betting for two months, three months.
Jiang Haiming saw his colleagues so enthusiastic, and he couldn't hold his mouth closed. From the first year of high school to now, he had bets and bets whenever he came to Class 9. In just over a year, he had made 40,000 or 50,000 yuan with this. Now he seemed to see bundles of money piled up in front of him, and his saliva was flowing down.
I bet too, can I? I squeezed out the crowd and asked loudly
Yes, yes, of course, Jiang Haiming said happily
I haven't brought the money now, can I place a bet now, can I give you money tomorrow? I asked
Yes, yes, all are OK. If you don’t bring enough money now, you can place a bet. Just bring the money to me tomorrow. Jiang Haiming announced on a big surplus.
OK, I bet 10,000 yuan, betting that I can hold on for half a year. I watched Jiang Haiming write my name, bets, bets and other information on the notebook. After paying attention, I made a bracket at the back, indicating that I had not given the money yet.
Wow! The colleagues around them screamed, some applauded, and some were discussing
Is he that powerful? I don't know how much he weighs or how much he is.
I really don’t know how terrifying and ignorant Class 9 is!
The younger generation is terrifying, and the younger generation is terrifying!
The ignorant is fearless!
Young people today are too impulsive and not mature enough and stable enough
After all the teachers placed the bet, they walked up to me, smiled and patted my shoulder and said: Xiao Huang, do it well!
I sat at my desk depressedly, thinking that Class 29, I was not so scary, right? Why did everyone talk about Class 29, and the sarcastic resemblance of the second grade 4, Sun Bowen, the instructor and Chinese teacher of Class 4 of Grade 2, took out a pack of cigarettes from the drawer, took out one and handed it to me, and started chatting with me.
Xiao Huang, come and have a cigarette? Sun Bowen said
No, thank you, I don't smoke, I waved my hand quickly
Oh, don't smoke? In fact, smoking can relieve work pressure. Sun Bowen took out a cigarette and lit it, and immediately took a deep breath, enjoying it incredibly
No, no... While smiling bitterly, I pointed to the "Teacher's Code" hanging on the wall in front and said: Didn't it be possible to smoke in public places such as offices?
What are you afraid of in the office? You are not in the classroom, no one can speak, please give me one! After saying that, Sun Bowen threw the cigarette box in his hand and asked: What kind of college did you graduate from college?
Graduated from the Chinese Department of Jiacheng University, Guangdong. I took the cigarette box and saw it. I fucked it. It turned out to be a Marlboro cigarette. It seems that the teachers here are really rich.
I took out a cigarette and lit it, took a good sip, and asked: Smoking such a good cigarette, brother, you are doing well!
Where, this is the spoil seized from the students. These turtles actually smoked at school and smoked such good cigarettes. It was really unreasonable! Sun Bowen said angrily, paused and laughed, and said: Fortunately, the students smoked, otherwise I wouldn't be able to smoke such good cigarettes.
Haha, this is called turning waste into treasure. I spit out a cigarette and smiled, and continued: Use waste, this trick is high!
After chatting with Sun Bowen for a long time, we soon became familiar with each other and called each other brothers.
Sun Bowen wore a pair of thick high-level glasses that looked like the bottom of a beer bottle. He was traditional by nature and was a bit old-fashioned, but he was sincere and honest. He was the only one who had not bet on me. He said to me earnestly: Xiao Huang! Class 9, Grade 29 is called the death class. Those students are particularly troublesome. Let’s do one set of things in the teacher. You must be mentally prepared!
Don't worry! I have confidence in myself. I have made plans to fight a protracted war. I pretended not to care at all.
Lao Sun! Tell me how to die in Class 9, Grade 2, so that I can take some precautions first, I asked
Hi, don't think about this. Students in Class 9, Grade 2 can often come up with some bad ideas and bad ideas unexpectedly. They can't be guarded against, otherwise how can they be called a dead class? In short, be careful of everything. Sun Bowen can't say something specifically.
The preparatory bell for class rang. Sun Bowen packed the book lecture notes on the table and said unsatisfiedly: Xiao Huang, I have to go to class. After school, we have a good chat. There is a bar open during the day near the school! I happened to have no classes in the afternoon, hehe...
Sun Bowen and I were excited to chat. Time flies quickly. The thirty-minute break time passed quickly. Seeing that he was going to class, my eyes turned, and I thought about it and asked: Lao Sun, what about the class you teach? Are those students troubled?
Fortunately, trouble is inevitable, but it's easy to care about it. Sun Bowen picked up the book and walked out
Then I'll listen to how you are in class and see how naughty the students in your class are. Then I know some precautions!
Well, that's fine, but I didn't teach well, so you don't laugh at me! Sun Bowen stopped and looked at me and said
What do you mean? Lao Sun, you are too modest. I said happily: I mainly want to understand the naughty situation of students. Don’t be nervous. You can just talk about how you should teach. With your years of teaching experience, you can fool those little kids.
At this time, the people in the office gradually got apart. Those who should be teaching went to class, but Wu Yong was still reading the newspaper. Doesn’t this old guy need to go to class? Why are you so leisurely? You can’t you watch the gossip news about the teachers and students again, right? I hurriedly picked up the textbook and pen on the table and ran to follow Sun Bowen.
Wait for a moment. When you walk to the corridor outside the door, Sun Bowen turns back to the office and says: I forgot to take something. After a while, he walks out with a big black umbrella.
Lao Sun, you are not wrong! What umbrella do you take on this sunny day? I asked strangely: You are like girls, you have to hold an umbrella to block the sun, right?
Hehe, this umbrella is very useful. Sun Bowen smiled mysteriously and said without hesitation: You will know later
We got off the office building and walked through the empty square. At around 10 o'clock in the morning, the sun was already rising, and the heat waves were rolling. I felt even more uncomfortable just after I came out of the air-conditioned room. After walking a few steps, I was covered in sticky sweat all over my body. Sun Bowen didn't hold up his umbrella, and I didn't know what his umbrella was for.
Another boy stood there alone in the center of the square, sweat wet his clothes, his two small legs trembled slightly under the scorching sun, another star of the day
Lao Sun, what's going on with this one-day star? Why are there people basking in the sun every day? I hit Sun Bo with my arm and asked
This! As the name suggests, the star of the day means that there is a star every day. The school has a weekly performance score. The person in charge is Xu Xiangyue, the director of the discipline, deduct points every week based on how many disciplines the students violate. The top five students with the least score must put signs on and stand in the playground to show their public. One day from Monday to Friday, playing a warning to others and killing chickens for monkeys. However, this move does not seem to play a big role. There are still many students who commit crimes. And they especially love to oppose Xu Xiangyue, either spray paint on her car windshield or put the car wheels on it. Or just paste the pornographic pictures on her car. In short, she loves to do the whole school, and students are brave enough to resist, and there are endless tricks. Sun Bowen said it is very clear.
Chairman Mao said it well! Wherever there is oppression, there is resistance. It seems that these students have been deeply impressed by Chairman Mao, haha... I felt so happy when I heard that the snake-scorpion woman was beaten from the bottom of my heart.
Hey, this student seems to be a student from your Class 9. Sun Bowen said
Is that right? I set up a pergola in front of my forehead with my hands, looked carefully, and said: It seems that my name is Zhou Fu, a born soft boy, must have been late and skipped class again
Don't pay attention to him, class is coming soon. Sun Bowen strode forward
Yes, yes, no matter him, I'll follow him
When we walked to the teaching building, Sun Bowen suddenly raised the umbrella in his hand and spread it open. I was wondering about his strange behavior. Before he could ask him, there was an answer immediately. There was a loud bang, and a lot of water hit the big umbrella, and then poured out to the surroundings.
Sun Bowen smiled at me and said: It would be impossible to not have such a big umbrella, it would definitely get wet.
I was shocked. These students were too arrogant. They dared to pour water from the teacher in broad daylight. At the same time, I admire Sun Bowen very much. Thanks to his foresight, otherwise I would have become a slaughter today. It turns out that Sun Bowen was often drenched by water before, otherwise how could he have mastered this extraordinary skill? How many times would he have to go through to summarize it after practicing this skill? Today, I finally saw the students' power for the first time.
Are they too arrogant? I said
It's okay, it's okay, just get used to it. Sun Bowen laughed and said: In the future, you'd better prepare a big umbrella, which can not only block water, but also have many uses.
Yes, yes, I will definitely keep it in mind. When I have high hopes after school, I will buy a strong umbrella. No need to say Sun Bowen, I will also remind myself that I have to buy a big umbrella to protect myself.
We walked while chatting and went to the floor where we were in the second grade. From time to time, we heard the passionate voices of teachers, the ups and downs, the sound of students reading, laughter and the sound of joking. It was really loud. This was the first time I went to the teaching building and I couldn't help but look around. The corridor outside the classroom was very wide and clean. There were two dejected boys standing outside the door of one of the classrooms.
This should be because I was punished for making a mistake in class? I asked curiously that when I was in high school, my classmates were still very pure. In the era of respecting teachers and respecting the truth, the teacher would not punish students too much corporal punishment.
That's right, they are either talking in class, sleeping, or reading novels. In short, they are violating classroom discipline, but it's just a light punishment for standing. If they meet Director Xu, they will be miserable. Sun Bowen is no longer surprised, and said without any expression on his face.
What new tricks can Director Xu have? I asked curiously
Haha, she is a master of punishing students, she is simply the nemesis of the troublemakers. If these students are caught by Xu Xiangyue, just come with a basin of water on the head! And you have to stand on one leg, or you can hold a bucket with both hands, or you can cross your hands, touch your right ear with your left hand, and touch your left ear with your right hand! In short, Xu Xiangyue has many strange tricks, making the students miserable. In short, she and the students are the focus of conflicts between the school and the students. The two sides are more and more happy, and they seem to be immersed in it. Sun Bowen said with a smile, and he still appreciates Xu Xiangyue very much.
I couldn't help but be amazed when I heard this. Xu Xiangyue is really the best candidate to deal with students, but what effect can violence fight against violence? How should I deal with such a student? Use violence to fight against violence? Or use softness to overcome hardness? Do you mainly attack the body, or attack the heart first?
Look, this is the first class. Sun Bowen pointed to the classroom and said: There is an empty space behind, so you can go in through the back door! I won’t introduce you to the students.
The classroom door is closed, and the students are not invisible, but there are still some violent noises coming from inside.
Now let you see the purpose of this umbrella, haha... Sun Bowen pointed at the handle with the scattered mouth in his hand and said: Do you see any difference in the handle?
I stared at the handle strangely for a few minutes and found that the handle was no different from other ones. They were all very ordinary. The handles that were everywhere on the market couldn't help but ask in wonder: No! Is there anything different from other ones?
Haha, this handle is very knowledgeable! Sun Bowen looked at me and smiled proudly, like a rooster who had won a battle, and said: This handle can be coated with powerful universal glue so that you can't let go; you can also blow your nose and wipe it off, which will make you feel disgusting. So if the door is closed, don't push it with your hands, it's best to use this umbrella. Sun Bowen said and raised the big umbrella in his hand.
Oh, so there are so many mystery! I listened very seriously and focused like a primary school student
Also, don’t rush into the door after pushing open. Look, Sun Bowen slowly pushed open the door of the classroom with the umbrella in his hand.
With a loud bang, an empty flower pot fell from above the door, smashed to the ground, shattered
There were screams and cheers in the classroom: Alas, Teacher Sun is so awesome
Damn, let Lao Sun escape again
Sun Bowen ignored the students' noise and turned around and looked at me with a smile and said: In short, remember one sentence, the classroom is like a battlefield, and it is a battlefield full of mines. Be extremely careful, step by step, and take steady steps, as Comrade Xiaoping said, you have to cross the river by feeling the stones.
I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead. The students nowadays are really cruel. They really want to kill the teacher. If I had pushed the door open just now, I would have been hit by the flower pot. How much blood would it have to be shed?
Okay, go in! Sun Bowen put on his tie and walked in
I quickly went in through the back door and saw a piece of shredded paper all over the floor. A boy was lying on the table to read novels. Two rural voices were trimming hair in front of the mirror with a pair of scissors. A boy with acne on his face was squeezing acne in front of the mirror on the table. Several people were sleeping on the table. A boy turned his head and drew a big flowery face on his face with a black oily pen. He drew a word on his forehead and drew a few beards on both sides of his mouth. A very fat girl was holding a big oil cake and biting it as if no one was watching it. Then he picked up the coke on the table and took a big sip. In short, everyone in the classroom was busy with their own affairs, but no one was reading the textbook.
Sun Bowen ignored all this, walked up to the podium, put the textbooks and lecture notes on the podium, glanced at the whole class, and said loudly:
Everyone stood up lazily, as if there were no bones, soft and yelling in a mess: Hello, teacher! The voices are long and short, one after another, some shouted briefly and powerfully, some dragging their voices, some shouting loudly, some yelling deafeningly, some soft and slender like eunuchs, and those sleeping students are still lying on the table to sleep, no matter you go to class and after class, I just don't move
Fortunately, before Sun Bowen could say to sit down, some students had already taken the initiative to sit down and started doing their own things again.
Sun Bowen shouted: Mo Mianrun, don’t eat oil cakes and coke anymore, otherwise you will be fatter; Liu Zhisheng, put your computer away, otherwise you will be handed over to the treasury; Lei Jingling, put your cosmetics in place, and no matter how beautiful it is, no one will look at it... Sun Bowen ordered more than a dozen people in a row, speaking very fast, as if he was shooting a machine gun.
The students who were named quickly put away their affairs, took out the textbooks from the drawer, and sat upright.
Today we are taking Li Bai's "Sleeping in the Sleeping to the Sky-Mu" by Li Bai. Please open the 67th page of the textbook. Li Bai was the greatest poet in the Tang Dynasty. I believe that the students are familiar with each other, so I will not introduce it anymore. Sun Bowen said
Teacher, who is Li Bai? We are not familiar with each other, so you might as well introduce it. A tall male classmate stood up and said
Damn, Li Bai doesn’t know who it is. This kid has been studying for nothing! Since elementary school, we have learned Li Bai’s “Quiet Night Thoughts”. There are a lot of poems by Li Bai in middle and high schools. This student is obviously making trouble.
Who else doesn't know about Li Bai? Sun Bo asked
I
I don't know either
The students who raised their hands were very enthusiastic, and seven or eight hands were raised at once. Some students even raised their hands, and the classroom atmosphere suddenly became lively.
Wow, so many students don’t know! Well, Lu Xian, I’ll give you a task now. Today I will go home after school to check Li Bai’s information. I will ask again during class tomorrow. If you don’t know who Li Bai is, you can copy this poem ten times, and you will also tell these students who raised their hands the information you found. If I ask a question, they can’t answer one of them, you will also copy it ten times. Sun Bowen calmly deals with these troublemakers, familiar and orderly
The first high school student who stood up, Lu Xian, suddenly wilted like frost, and sat down bored. The other students who raised their hands hurriedly put their hands down.
Haha... The other students in the class burst into laughter loudly, and the sound shook the roof, and the atmosphere in the classroom suddenly became lively
I am worthy of being a veteran, and I can't help but admire this old-fashioned and rigorous Sun Bowen.
Before the lecture, please ask the students to read it aloud. When reading aloud, you should grasp the changes in the poet's emotions, read out the emotions, read the rhythm correctly, sleeping on Tianmu's songs and leave farewell, Li Bai, prepare to read Sun Bowen picked up the textbook and started a head first
Sleeping in the sky, singing farewell, Li Bai and Haike talk about Yingzhou, the smoky waves are hard to find... The students began to read aloud rhythmically
After the student finished reading, Sun Bowen made a short comment, pointing out which places were read incorrectly and how to pause, and then started the lecture: "Dreamwalking in Tianmu's Song of Farewell" is one of Li Bai's representative works. Its main artistic feature is the integration of beautiful and bizarre myths and legends, strong exaggeration and high imagination and other artistic techniques into one, creating a bizarre and beautiful artistic conception.
Sun Bowen was giving a lecture above, and the students started to get busy again below. The acne-squeezing person lowered his head and began to attack the city on his face. The girl who ate the oil cake lowered her head and started chewing the oil cake and drinking coke. The student who read the novel opened the textbook and stood up on the table, and then erected the novel. Because the textbook was relatively large, the novel was completely blocked, and Sun Bowen could not find out.
From the beginning of the poem, the Fairy Mountains of Yingzhou are used as wedges and foils, which makes people feel close and yearning for Tianmu Mountain. Then the poet described the stunning shore of Tianmu Mountain in extremely exaggerated language: "Tianmu is connected to the sky and is scattered across the sky, and the five mountains are scattered across the Tiantai of Chicheng forty-eight thousand feet, and wants to fall to the southeast. Through such exaggerated writing, Tianmu Mountain has become a surreal and unique artistic image, which creates the atmosphere for the subsequent sleepwalking. The second part of this sleepwalking is made from legends and myths and stories plus the poet's amazing imagination, especially the "Crown roaring and dragon roaring", "Cave of the Sky", "Gold and Silver Platform", "Cloud of the King", "Tiger Drum and Seal", "Tiger Drum and Seal", "The combination of myths and legends such as "White Deer" and amazing imagination is wonderful and exaggerated. Imagination and myths and legends blend together, making the poet's self-image more suave and elegant, arrogant and unruly, and enhances the romantic color of the whole poem. This poem is chaotic and staggered, and full of musical rhythm. The whole poem is from four words, five words, six words, seven words, and nine words, wind, sacred, parallel, fu, and scattered. It is all in one style, and it is used freely and has a variety of styles. The rhymes of this poem are also very particular. The twelve rhymes used in the whole poem are staggered and tone are staggered, which shows the ups and downs of the poet's emotions, making it easier for readers to resonate with it.Sun Bowen was spitting everywhere, dancing and waving, gradually entering the state, shaking his head, and slamming the table from time to time
To be honest, Sun Bowen does have a set of lectures, which is very dedicated and passionate. The analysis of the text is clear and clear, so that people can understand it at first glance. The setting of problems is also clever. A century-old famous school is a century-old famous school. There are a few tricks for teachers here. I sincerely sighed in my heart.
With me listening, Sun Bowen tried his best to ensure the dignity of the teacher and not let his colleagues underestimate him. However, there are not many students listening carefully, and there are still students making trouble from time to time. However, Sun Bowen has tried to deal with the moves and resolved them one by one.
I sighed infinitely in my heart that an ordinary second-grade main class was so upset, let alone the second-year class 9, which is called the Death Class? What kind of chaos should it be? I was deeply thinking and worried about tomorrow. What would happen?
Lao Jiang, how can you treat your colleagues like this? Gambling in public violates the school rules! Wu Yong stood up and said
Hehe, Lao Wu, little gambling, little gambling, little gambling, Jiang Haiming smiled
Then I will have a thousand dollars. Wu Yong took out a stack of money from his arms and counted it out with his hands, put it on Jiang Haiming's table, and said: I bet Xiao Huang can hold on for two months
Seeing this, other teachers took out money to bet. Those who didn't bring the money were owed first. Some teachers bet that I could last for a month, some bet that I could bet for two months, some bet for more than half a year, everyone bets according to their own judgment, and some discuss that they have not bet for a long time.
Looking at their fierce quarrel, I realized that I had received a hot potato, and at the same time I felt extremely desolate and a little indignation. They looked down on me so much, but I didn't believe that I couldn't discipline those little kids. Their words aroused my curiosity. I smiled exaggeratedly and said loudly: Why don't I teach this class well, I cut off my head and feed the dog! I said firmly and firmly
Other teachers looked at me like a monster. They were stunned for a while and they started to make noise again. Some people changed their bets because of my firm attitude. They had been betting for one month now, now they have been betting for two months, three months.
Jiang Haiming saw his colleagues so enthusiastic, and he couldn't hold his mouth closed. From the first year of high school to now, he had bets and bets whenever he came to Class 9. In just over a year, he had made 40,000 or 50,000 yuan with this. Now he seemed to see bundles of money piled up in front of him, and his saliva was flowing down.
I bet too, can I? I squeezed out the crowd and asked loudly
Yes, yes, of course, Jiang Haiming said happily
I haven't brought the money now, can I place a bet now, can I give you money tomorrow? I asked
Yes, yes, all are OK. If you don’t bring enough money now, you can place a bet. Just bring the money to me tomorrow. Jiang Haiming announced on a big surplus.
OK, I bet 10,000 yuan, betting that I can hold on for half a year. I watched Jiang Haiming write my name, bets, bets and other information on the notebook. After paying attention, I made a bracket at the back, indicating that I had not given the money yet.
Wow! The colleagues around them screamed, some applauded, and some were discussing
Is he that powerful? I don't know how much he weighs or how much he is.
I really don’t know how terrifying and ignorant Class 9 is!
The younger generation is terrifying, and the younger generation is terrifying!
The ignorant is fearless!
Young people today are too impulsive and not mature enough and stable enough
After all the teachers placed the bet, they walked up to me, smiled and patted my shoulder and said: Xiao Huang, do it well!
I sat at my desk depressedly, thinking that Class 29, I was not so scary, right? Why did everyone talk about Class 29, and the sarcastic resemblance of the second grade 4, Sun Bowen, the instructor and Chinese teacher of Class 4 of Grade 2, took out a pack of cigarettes from the drawer, took out one and handed it to me, and started chatting with me.
Xiao Huang, come and have a cigarette? Sun Bowen said
No, thank you, I don't smoke, I waved my hand quickly
Oh, don't smoke? In fact, smoking can relieve work pressure. Sun Bowen took out a cigarette and lit it, and immediately took a deep breath, enjoying it incredibly
No, no... While smiling bitterly, I pointed to the "Teacher's Code" hanging on the wall in front and said: Didn't it be possible to smoke in public places such as offices?
What are you afraid of in the office? You are not in the classroom, no one can speak, please give me one! After saying that, Sun Bowen threw the cigarette box in his hand and asked: What kind of college did you graduate from college?
Graduated from the Chinese Department of Jiacheng University, Guangdong. I took the cigarette box and saw it. I fucked it. It turned out to be a Marlboro cigarette. It seems that the teachers here are really rich.
I took out a cigarette and lit it, took a good sip, and asked: Smoking such a good cigarette, brother, you are doing well!
Where, this is the spoil seized from the students. These turtles actually smoked at school and smoked such good cigarettes. It was really unreasonable! Sun Bowen said angrily, paused and laughed, and said: Fortunately, the students smoked, otherwise I wouldn't be able to smoke such good cigarettes.
Haha, this is called turning waste into treasure. I spit out a cigarette and smiled, and continued: Use waste, this trick is high!
After chatting with Sun Bowen for a long time, we soon became familiar with each other and called each other brothers.
Sun Bowen wore a pair of thick high-level glasses that looked like the bottom of a beer bottle. He was traditional by nature and was a bit old-fashioned, but he was sincere and honest. He was the only one who had not bet on me. He said to me earnestly: Xiao Huang! Class 9, Grade 29 is called the death class. Those students are particularly troublesome. Let’s do one set of things in the teacher. You must be mentally prepared!
Don't worry! I have confidence in myself. I have made plans to fight a protracted war. I pretended not to care at all.
Lao Sun! Tell me how to die in Class 9, Grade 2, so that I can take some precautions first, I asked
Hi, don't think about this. Students in Class 9, Grade 2 can often come up with some bad ideas and bad ideas unexpectedly. They can't be guarded against, otherwise how can they be called a dead class? In short, be careful of everything. Sun Bowen can't say something specifically.
The preparatory bell for class rang. Sun Bowen packed the book lecture notes on the table and said unsatisfiedly: Xiao Huang, I have to go to class. After school, we have a good chat. There is a bar open during the day near the school! I happened to have no classes in the afternoon, hehe...
Sun Bowen and I were excited to chat. Time flies quickly. The thirty-minute break time passed quickly. Seeing that he was going to class, my eyes turned, and I thought about it and asked: Lao Sun, what about the class you teach? Are those students troubled?
Fortunately, trouble is inevitable, but it's easy to care about it. Sun Bowen picked up the book and walked out
Then I'll listen to how you are in class and see how naughty the students in your class are. Then I know some precautions!
Well, that's fine, but I didn't teach well, so you don't laugh at me! Sun Bowen stopped and looked at me and said
What do you mean? Lao Sun, you are too modest. I said happily: I mainly want to understand the naughty situation of students. Don’t be nervous. You can just talk about how you should teach. With your years of teaching experience, you can fool those little kids.
At this time, the people in the office gradually got apart. Those who should be teaching went to class, but Wu Yong was still reading the newspaper. Doesn’t this old guy need to go to class? Why are you so leisurely? You can’t you watch the gossip news about the teachers and students again, right? I hurriedly picked up the textbook and pen on the table and ran to follow Sun Bowen.
Wait for a moment. When you walk to the corridor outside the door, Sun Bowen turns back to the office and says: I forgot to take something. After a while, he walks out with a big black umbrella.
Lao Sun, you are not wrong! What umbrella do you take on this sunny day? I asked strangely: You are like girls, you have to hold an umbrella to block the sun, right?
Hehe, this umbrella is very useful. Sun Bowen smiled mysteriously and said without hesitation: You will know later
We got off the office building and walked through the empty square. At around 10 o'clock in the morning, the sun was already rising, and the heat waves were rolling. I felt even more uncomfortable just after I came out of the air-conditioned room. After walking a few steps, I was covered in sticky sweat all over my body. Sun Bowen didn't hold up his umbrella, and I didn't know what his umbrella was for.
Another boy stood there alone in the center of the square, sweat wet his clothes, his two small legs trembled slightly under the scorching sun, another star of the day
Lao Sun, what's going on with this one-day star? Why are there people basking in the sun every day? I hit Sun Bo with my arm and asked
This! As the name suggests, the star of the day means that there is a star every day. The school has a weekly performance score. The person in charge is Xu Xiangyue, the director of the discipline, deduct points every week based on how many disciplines the students violate. The top five students with the least score must put signs on and stand in the playground to show their public. One day from Monday to Friday, playing a warning to others and killing chickens for monkeys. However, this move does not seem to play a big role. There are still many students who commit crimes. And they especially love to oppose Xu Xiangyue, either spray paint on her car windshield or put the car wheels on it. Or just paste the pornographic pictures on her car. In short, she loves to do the whole school, and students are brave enough to resist, and there are endless tricks. Sun Bowen said it is very clear.
Chairman Mao said it well! Wherever there is oppression, there is resistance. It seems that these students have been deeply impressed by Chairman Mao, haha... I felt so happy when I heard that the snake-scorpion woman was beaten from the bottom of my heart.
Hey, this student seems to be a student from your Class 9. Sun Bowen said
Is that right? I set up a pergola in front of my forehead with my hands, looked carefully, and said: It seems that my name is Zhou Fu, a born soft boy, must have been late and skipped class again
Don't pay attention to him, class is coming soon. Sun Bowen strode forward
Yes, yes, no matter him, I'll follow him
When we walked to the teaching building, Sun Bowen suddenly raised the umbrella in his hand and spread it open. I was wondering about his strange behavior. Before he could ask him, there was an answer immediately. There was a loud bang, and a lot of water hit the big umbrella, and then poured out to the surroundings.
Sun Bowen smiled at me and said: It would be impossible to not have such a big umbrella, it would definitely get wet.
I was shocked. These students were too arrogant. They dared to pour water from the teacher in broad daylight. At the same time, I admire Sun Bowen very much. Thanks to his foresight, otherwise I would have become a slaughter today. It turns out that Sun Bowen was often drenched by water before, otherwise how could he have mastered this extraordinary skill? How many times would he have to go through to summarize it after practicing this skill? Today, I finally saw the students' power for the first time.
Are they too arrogant? I said
It's okay, it's okay, just get used to it. Sun Bowen laughed and said: In the future, you'd better prepare a big umbrella, which can not only block water, but also have many uses.
Yes, yes, I will definitely keep it in mind. When I have high hopes after school, I will buy a strong umbrella. No need to say Sun Bowen, I will also remind myself that I have to buy a big umbrella to protect myself.
We walked while chatting and went to the floor where we were in the second grade. From time to time, we heard the passionate voices of teachers, the ups and downs, the sound of students reading, laughter and the sound of joking. It was really loud. This was the first time I went to the teaching building and I couldn't help but look around. The corridor outside the classroom was very wide and clean. There were two dejected boys standing outside the door of one of the classrooms.
This should be because I was punished for making a mistake in class? I asked curiously that when I was in high school, my classmates were still very pure. In the era of respecting teachers and respecting the truth, the teacher would not punish students too much corporal punishment.
That's right, they are either talking in class, sleeping, or reading novels. In short, they are violating classroom discipline, but it's just a light punishment for standing. If they meet Director Xu, they will be miserable. Sun Bowen is no longer surprised, and said without any expression on his face.
What new tricks can Director Xu have? I asked curiously
Haha, she is a master of punishing students, she is simply the nemesis of the troublemakers. If these students are caught by Xu Xiangyue, just come with a basin of water on the head! And you have to stand on one leg, or you can hold a bucket with both hands, or you can cross your hands, touch your right ear with your left hand, and touch your left ear with your right hand! In short, Xu Xiangyue has many strange tricks, making the students miserable. In short, she and the students are the focus of conflicts between the school and the students. The two sides are more and more happy, and they seem to be immersed in it. Sun Bowen said with a smile, and he still appreciates Xu Xiangyue very much.
I couldn't help but be amazed when I heard this. Xu Xiangyue is really the best candidate to deal with students, but what effect can violence fight against violence? How should I deal with such a student? Use violence to fight against violence? Or use softness to overcome hardness? Do you mainly attack the body, or attack the heart first?
Look, this is the first class. Sun Bowen pointed to the classroom and said: There is an empty space behind, so you can go in through the back door! I won’t introduce you to the students.
The classroom door is closed, and the students are not invisible, but there are still some violent noises coming from inside.
Now let you see the purpose of this umbrella, haha... Sun Bowen pointed at the handle with the scattered mouth in his hand and said: Do you see any difference in the handle?
I stared at the handle strangely for a few minutes and found that the handle was no different from other ones. They were all very ordinary. The handles that were everywhere on the market couldn't help but ask in wonder: No! Is there anything different from other ones?
Haha, this handle is very knowledgeable! Sun Bowen looked at me and smiled proudly, like a rooster who had won a battle, and said: This handle can be coated with powerful universal glue so that you can't let go; you can also blow your nose and wipe it off, which will make you feel disgusting. So if the door is closed, don't push it with your hands, it's best to use this umbrella. Sun Bowen said and raised the big umbrella in his hand.
Oh, so there are so many mystery! I listened very seriously and focused like a primary school student
Also, don’t rush into the door after pushing open. Look, Sun Bowen slowly pushed open the door of the classroom with the umbrella in his hand.
With a loud bang, an empty flower pot fell from above the door, smashed to the ground, shattered
There were screams and cheers in the classroom: Alas, Teacher Sun is so awesome
Damn, let Lao Sun escape again
Sun Bowen ignored the students' noise and turned around and looked at me with a smile and said: In short, remember one sentence, the classroom is like a battlefield, and it is a battlefield full of mines. Be extremely careful, step by step, and take steady steps, as Comrade Xiaoping said, you have to cross the river by feeling the stones.
I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead. The students nowadays are really cruel. They really want to kill the teacher. If I had pushed the door open just now, I would have been hit by the flower pot. How much blood would it have to be shed?
Okay, go in! Sun Bowen put on his tie and walked in
I quickly went in through the back door and saw a piece of shredded paper all over the floor. A boy was lying on the table to read novels. Two rural voices were trimming hair in front of the mirror with a pair of scissors. A boy with acne on his face was squeezing acne in front of the mirror on the table. Several people were sleeping on the table. A boy turned his head and drew a big flowery face on his face with a black oily pen. He drew a word on his forehead and drew a few beards on both sides of his mouth. A very fat girl was holding a big oil cake and biting it as if no one was watching it. Then he picked up the coke on the table and took a big sip. In short, everyone in the classroom was busy with their own affairs, but no one was reading the textbook.
Sun Bowen ignored all this, walked up to the podium, put the textbooks and lecture notes on the podium, glanced at the whole class, and said loudly:
Everyone stood up lazily, as if there were no bones, soft and yelling in a mess: Hello, teacher! The voices are long and short, one after another, some shouted briefly and powerfully, some dragging their voices, some shouting loudly, some yelling deafeningly, some soft and slender like eunuchs, and those sleeping students are still lying on the table to sleep, no matter you go to class and after class, I just don't move
Fortunately, before Sun Bowen could say to sit down, some students had already taken the initiative to sit down and started doing their own things again.
Sun Bowen shouted: Mo Mianrun, don’t eat oil cakes and coke anymore, otherwise you will be fatter; Liu Zhisheng, put your computer away, otherwise you will be handed over to the treasury; Lei Jingling, put your cosmetics in place, and no matter how beautiful it is, no one will look at it... Sun Bowen ordered more than a dozen people in a row, speaking very fast, as if he was shooting a machine gun.
The students who were named quickly put away their affairs, took out the textbooks from the drawer, and sat upright.
Today we are taking Li Bai's "Sleeping in the Sleeping to the Sky-Mu" by Li Bai. Please open the 67th page of the textbook. Li Bai was the greatest poet in the Tang Dynasty. I believe that the students are familiar with each other, so I will not introduce it anymore. Sun Bowen said
Teacher, who is Li Bai? We are not familiar with each other, so you might as well introduce it. A tall male classmate stood up and said
Damn, Li Bai doesn’t know who it is. This kid has been studying for nothing! Since elementary school, we have learned Li Bai’s “Quiet Night Thoughts”. There are a lot of poems by Li Bai in middle and high schools. This student is obviously making trouble.
Who else doesn't know about Li Bai? Sun Bo asked
I
I don't know either
The students who raised their hands were very enthusiastic, and seven or eight hands were raised at once. Some students even raised their hands, and the classroom atmosphere suddenly became lively.
Wow, so many students don’t know! Well, Lu Xian, I’ll give you a task now. Today I will go home after school to check Li Bai’s information. I will ask again during class tomorrow. If you don’t know who Li Bai is, you can copy this poem ten times, and you will also tell these students who raised their hands the information you found. If I ask a question, they can’t answer one of them, you will also copy it ten times. Sun Bowen calmly deals with these troublemakers, familiar and orderly
The first high school student who stood up, Lu Xian, suddenly wilted like frost, and sat down bored. The other students who raised their hands hurriedly put their hands down.
Haha... The other students in the class burst into laughter loudly, and the sound shook the roof, and the atmosphere in the classroom suddenly became lively
I am worthy of being a veteran, and I can't help but admire this old-fashioned and rigorous Sun Bowen.
Before the lecture, please ask the students to read it aloud. When reading aloud, you should grasp the changes in the poet's emotions, read out the emotions, read the rhythm correctly, sleeping on Tianmu's songs and leave farewell, Li Bai, prepare to read Sun Bowen picked up the textbook and started a head first
Sleeping in the sky, singing farewell, Li Bai and Haike talk about Yingzhou, the smoky waves are hard to find... The students began to read aloud rhythmically
After the student finished reading, Sun Bowen made a short comment, pointing out which places were read incorrectly and how to pause, and then started the lecture: "Dreamwalking in Tianmu's Song of Farewell" is one of Li Bai's representative works. Its main artistic feature is the integration of beautiful and bizarre myths and legends, strong exaggeration and high imagination and other artistic techniques into one, creating a bizarre and beautiful artistic conception.
Sun Bowen was giving a lecture above, and the students started to get busy again below. The acne-squeezing person lowered his head and began to attack the city on his face. The girl who ate the oil cake lowered her head and started chewing the oil cake and drinking coke. The student who read the novel opened the textbook and stood up on the table, and then erected the novel. Because the textbook was relatively large, the novel was completely blocked, and Sun Bowen could not find out.
From the beginning of the poem, the Fairy Mountains of Yingzhou are used as wedges and foils, which makes people feel close and yearning for Tianmu Mountain. Then the poet described the stunning shore of Tianmu Mountain in extremely exaggerated language: "Tianmu is connected to the sky and is scattered across the sky, and the five mountains are scattered across the Tiantai of Chicheng forty-eight thousand feet, and wants to fall to the southeast. Through such exaggerated writing, Tianmu Mountain has become a surreal and unique artistic image, which creates the atmosphere for the subsequent sleepwalking. The second part of this sleepwalking is made from legends and myths and stories plus the poet's amazing imagination, especially the "Crown roaring and dragon roaring", "Cave of the Sky", "Gold and Silver Platform", "Cloud of the King", "Tiger Drum and Seal", "Tiger Drum and Seal", "The combination of myths and legends such as "White Deer" and amazing imagination is wonderful and exaggerated. Imagination and myths and legends blend together, making the poet's self-image more suave and elegant, arrogant and unruly, and enhances the romantic color of the whole poem. This poem is chaotic and staggered, and full of musical rhythm. The whole poem is from four words, five words, six words, seven words, and nine words, wind, sacred, parallel, fu, and scattered. It is all in one style, and it is used freely and has a variety of styles. The rhymes of this poem are also very particular. The twelve rhymes used in the whole poem are staggered and tone are staggered, which shows the ups and downs of the poet's emotions, making it easier for readers to resonate with it.Sun Bowen was spitting everywhere, dancing and waving, gradually entering the state, shaking his head, and slamming the table from time to time
To be honest, Sun Bowen does have a set of lectures, which is very dedicated and passionate. The analysis of the text is clear and clear, so that people can understand it at first glance. The setting of problems is also clever. A century-old famous school is a century-old famous school. There are a few tricks for teachers here. I sincerely sighed in my heart.
With me listening, Sun Bowen tried his best to ensure the dignity of the teacher and not let his colleagues underestimate him. However, there are not many students listening carefully, and there are still students making trouble from time to time. However, Sun Bowen has tried to deal with the moves and resolved them one by one.
I sighed infinitely in my heart that an ordinary second-grade main class was so upset, let alone the second-year class 9, which is called the Death Class? What kind of chaos should it be? I was deeply thinking and worried about tomorrow. What would happen?
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