Chapter 54 Ah the witnessed wood

The Governor visited the experimental garden that day, but the contract was never signed

The Martians explicitly rejected any request for any event at the experimental park

Everyone was disappointed

A large display sign in the conference hall of the Management Committee of the Experimental Park was originally planned to report that the Experimental Park received special news about the Earth Mars Song Grand Prix sub-venue, but now it is my shutdown.

But the jumping deer has killed the bacteria, and it will be used for the last time

However, because there was no hope at all, the reception was relaxed and no one cared about her. Instead, she was asked to attend the reception dinner

The first program of Martian reception will be singing and dancing to cheer up the fun is Yazheng's "Ah Witnessed Wood"

Yazheng was lifted up by a group of monkey-like young men who only had a circle around their waists and threw it to the center of the stage.

Yazheng touched her butt and sat on the floor of the small stage. She might have fallen and hurt. I remembered that I couldn't get up again. This was a performance style at that time. We must let the protagonist perform real.

Then a group of men shouted trumpets around the Yazheng who could not get up, Ah! Seeing the wood of the Wave, Ah! Seeing the wood of the Wave, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah... There are no other words in the whole song, and there is only this sentence after going around, and I can't hear what it means.

But people at that time liked this simple and clear form of performance

Think this is good

Wearing only a tight suit with the same skin color, there was only a circle of leaves on the outside, and a hole was made in the nipple. Wearing a metal pin through the tight suit, two crystal leaves were hung on the pin

Yazheng suddenly rubbed her butt, limped up, and rushed out of the group of men regardless of the pain in her buttocks.

All the lights hit her

Two small leaves with strong texture attracted people's attention

Ah! Seeing the wood of the wavy, Ah! Seeing the wood of the wavy, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah... Ya Zheng, who couldn't walk for the time being, was possessed by a ghost. Ya Zheng suddenly sat down like a stool under her butt, and her knees were squirting from one mile to another; her hands were raised to the ceiling and singing wildly

Ah! Seeing the wood of the Wave, Ah, witness the wood of the Wave, Ah! Seeing the wood of the Wave, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah...

Let it go, while the Yazheng performance, a waiter shouted and drove over, walked directly to the VIP, put it here, he pointed to a chair next to the Governor and said

Then the four young men each had an arm and a leg, and carried the jumping deer to the chairman of the conference, VIPs, etc., just like the one who grabbed the Yazheng just now.

The president of the conference just kissed the leaping deer gently on the forehead, touched her breasts, and gave the leaping deer to the commune president behind.

This was a more formal etiquette at that time, showing the true nature of human modesty

The president of the Works Society is over 100 years old and still looks like a boy

I have to take a virgin every week

Of course, it is a robot virgin, better than natural ones. Not only does it bleed when it is broken, but it will also make a pop sound in that place, which means you have already sucked the female sperm.

He looked at the twitching deer with a serious expression, touched her private parts casually, and curled his lips to the side.

So the jumping deer was sent to the Governor of Mars

This shows the respect of the Earthlings for alien guests. He would not know how to do this without thousands of years of profound cultural accumulation.

The Earthlings themselves believe that the Martians have to admit their shallowness as emerging planets.

What is this? The Martian asked, pointing at the jumping deer

She was the one who had the enema just now! Someone whispered to the Martian, saying whether to look at her private parts? The guy is quite good!

Don't hurry to take a look. The Governor didn't even look at it. He took another bite of boiled abalone with a very similar shape to a woman's vulva, and then slowly said

This dish is good. After all, our Martian law stipulates that only eating plants and artificial proteins is allowed, which is too backward.

Yes, yes, yes... The earth is now preparing to legislate to ban the slaughter of mammals. Everyone has a unified voice

So you can try it before the ban is released. Aliens are really rude, focusing on efficiency rather than etiquette.

Hello, the jumping deer who landed, implicitly greeted the Mars messenger.

Is this? The Governor then found that there was another person next to him.

Me? Tiaotiao Xiaolu doesn't know how to introduce herself

She was the one who sang just now, a singing rookie from ours. The commune chairman quickly introduced that the wood on the stage impressed him.

I really can't recognize my clothes when I have an impression

The Governor said

You just made the fart! The doctor's eyes were blocked hahaha... The governor laughed out loudly

Hahaha... the others laughed, as if they had seen it, in fact, there was no broadcast on the scene, only a few people saw that scene

Hehe... The jumping deer laughed twice as if she was self-deprecating

He is so smart that he naturally knows that his body has been peeped at by someone just now

But it cannot occur

Can only laugh with awkwardly

But I was wondering what else they saw?

Sing well

The Governor said

This song not only has strong impact, but also spreads widely. It has been spread to Mars. It is now every day. Ah! Seeing the wood of Wave, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah...

As he was talking, the first show had already finished. Because he saw that the Governor was interested in the witness, he called Yazheng to accompany him.

The second program is performing crosstalk

This is a traditional program on Earth, which was divided into two schools: Qingshui School and Popular School.

Qingshui faction is supported by the government, with elegant style, they look down on the public faction

Their problem is that it is difficult to create and cannot meet the widespread needs of the public. Since they dominated the development of this traditional art for a period of time, they almost ruined the art; the popular school is different. They saved the crosstalk industry. Otherwise, the Qingshui school would have too little creation and refused to accept the power of the people, and was unwilling to share the pie for others, which almost ruined the industry.

The popular school also has their problems, first of all, it is vulgar; although the output is large, the quality is low, the language is very vulgar, and it is completely relied on some low-level language to please those low-level audiences.

Their fatal weakness is not this, they also have their own basic audience

Their fatal weakness is that the actors are of different quality

Even with such a low-quality performance, there are not many people who can really perform well. The people who make money rely on their personal charm. Without these top ones, others can still not support this storefront.

The key is level and literacy

So the third genre emerged, the international innovation school

What we performed today was an innovative program, but it was not yet

There is a fast green grass in the south, and grasshoppers and crickets popped up. The performer said, "The grasshopper said, I ate three colorful tigers yesterday; the cricket said, "I swallowed seven candles yesterday and shouted donkeys...

Come on, the Governor was very happy to see Yazheng. He politely signaled the little deer to stand up, and then patted the chair, meaning that Yazheng would sit down.

The little deer had to stand behind the Yazheng

The two brothers were bragging suddenly, and suddenly, a colorful big rooster, flew out, and a rooster, sired out, and fed the chicken.

Yazheng sat on the original seat of the Tiaodiao Deer without hesitation

When the cricket was angry, Hey screamed. You licked my uncle yesterday, and today I ate my second aunt again. You take three taels of cotton and spin it (visit) One spun (visit) , my surname is Cricket, it is not easy to mess with.

The jumping deer can only stand aside like the one who is in charge

The service robot is so clever. When he saw this situation, he immediately squatted down and automatically became the seat of the jumping deer.

Although it is not difficult for a robot to complete this action from a functional point of view, it is the key to be able to think of this.

Another point is that robots can bear this job; but even if they can do it, humans will not do it.

This involves a problem of personal dignity or shame

Whether to set up a sense of humiliation for robots was once an important debate in the manufacturing industry of the Earth's robots.

Those who agree believe that with a sense of humiliation, robots can communicate better with humans; those who disagree believe that robots cannot have everything, otherwise there will be endless troubles.

The result of this big debate is that the earth prohibits the design and installation of humiliating software for robots through government executive orders; and there is no such regulation on Mars

The strangest thing is that the robots in both places eventually ended up with the same path and gained their own view of humiliation.

The difference is that Mars is installed at the beginning; Earth is generated by robots in their own use by themselves

The little deer sat on the robot. Although she didn't have to stand, she was behind VIP and Yazheng, and it looked like a translator for two people. Although the translation profession is no longer a human job, it was left to the micro-robot to do it.

You sang well, but the Governor didn't realize that the culture of the two balls was different. He now praised Yazheng very much. Who said that Liba people are not good?

Thank you. Yazheng replied politely that Yazheng had her period this day and was unwilling to speak otherwise she would have said too much.

OK! The Governor applauded again, are you a human or a robot? He said that, and pinched Yazheng's face with his hands

You are a robot! Your whole family is a robot. The words of Yazheng's apricot eye erected are a kind of insulting words, and people on earth think it's unpleasant.

OK! Good temper! The Governor is even happier

The audience applauded, and after a crosstalk was finished, the following people didn't listen to a single word and were all focused on the Martians.

The following crosstalk is a distorted discussion of poetry. The report tells the

In the 1960s and 70s, mainland China called the person who reported the show to the audience the broadcaster and Taiwan called the host.

Later, the functions of the report staff increased, and the mainland also called the host.

As the host's functions decrease, some activities have been changed back to the report

Today's crosstalk, let's talk about the poems from the past... A crosstalk tells

Oh? The supporting actor agreed

Who do you think of this poet in the past loves cleanliness the most?

I don't know if you say who is the dirtiest I know that Wang Anshi never takes a bath and grabs it with a handful of lice, and then he doesn't have the air bath on our Mars. If there is an air bath, when the clean wind blows, all the dirt on his body, including the pores, will be blown away, and his body will be cleaned immediately. Wang Anshi hasn't... right?

Wow, the audience applauded and praised Mars.

I ask you what you love the cleanest!

Then we don’t know if you know, we will applaud you, right?

Wow, everyone applauded again

This is Du Fu, who loves cleanliness the most!

Why is it Du Fu? I think it should be Li Bai, you see, he is clean inside and out...

I'm a good idea

What basis do you have?

Du Fu has a poem called "I heard that the official army has captured Henan and Hebei, right?

Yes, but it doesn't say that Du Fu loves cleanliness? That poem is like this: It was suddenly said that he was harvested from Jibei outside the sword. When he first heard that he was crying, he saw his wife's sorrows. He scrolled all over his poems and books and wanted to ecstasy in the daytime and sang and drank wine. When he was young, he returned home from Baxia and passed Wuxia. Then he went down to Xiangyang to Luoyang. It expressed Du Fu's patriotic sentiment, not the cleanliness!

Look, it says: Slow Books of Poetry and Books

This shows the poet's joyful mood. Does it have anything to do with cleanliness?

Yes! The slow-roll poetry and book bathing maniac, he is a bathing maniac, who loves bathing and loves cleanest

OK, it came from Ma'anshan...

Hahaha... The people underground laughed because everyone understands that Ma'anshan package Ma'anshan once hoped to become China's bathing capital

The hair of the jumping deer looks so good today. The commune chairman changed the topic

That's it! Is there so many colorful hairs you grew up by yourself? The boss also spoke

Your family has a colorful hair! Tiaotiao Xiaolu thought to herself

What's the point of good-looking hair? If her pussy hair is also the same color, it's real. It's so awesome. The Governor said

Haha... Everyone smiled at each other

This crosstalk just now is still funny

Everyone knows that there is no such colorful pubic hair on the pubic port of women on Earth, and no one will do stupid things to disguise that place.

Everyone regards the Governor's words as a joke or a best reply

Do you have colorful hairs under the wavy waves?

The boss pretended not to know and asked deliberately

He didn't know that after they left, the jumping deer was really implanted with colorful pubic hair, so he wanted to create a sensational effect; he just wanted to create an opportunity for the Governor to watch the woman's crotch inside the crotch of the woman;

If the Governor Sui Tianshui is unwilling, he just needs to refuse.

It doesn't hurt your face

This is a higher level of flattery

At the same time, the purpose of playing horses is to give the other party a good impression of himself and eventually get corresponding benefits, such as getting an opportunity to a branch venue

So on the surface I am posing for a horse, but I actually want to ride a horse

At the same time, the person being photographed is also very comfortable. He has resources. If he does not consider other aspects (such as need, fairness, etc.), then he can get benefits if he can give a photo to others and repay his kindness.

Who is it not to give it?

The victim is just a singer

This is what it means to sing singers again

The boss raises them to make money and also to facilitate playing with women

I can't use so much, so it's no problem to take out a few artists to do favors

Although you will feel like you are cuckolded, it is his own person after all

They used this to do it, and he comforted himself and said that this is what the boss does at this time is similar to the brothel's madam at this time.

... The little deer said nothing, and she could still put her position in the right place with a ray of blush on her face.

Yes! Come on, let's see if there is any future. The commune chairman who doesn't know the truth has been trapped

... The jumping deer glared at him

How can anyone force women to take off their pants in broad daylight?!

Haha, it doesn’t matter if the little deer doesn’t want to pull out her pants and let the Governor confirm that she doesn’t need to take off... The boss wants this effect, it’s too easy, and it won’t be able to flatter you.

That's it, can you even lose a piece of meat after just one look? Someone said

There are so many people in charge, and they are still big bosses. The little deer has no relatives, and the objection is not as firm as before.

Her husband wouldn't be unwilling to know, right? The governor was quite cautious and thought of relevant unsafe factors.

She has divorced her original husband and now I am my husband. The boss quickly answered.

Nonsense... Tiaotiao Xiaolu was very dissatisfied when she heard this, and glared at the boss and meant that when will I marry you?

The boss deliberately didn't look at the jumping deer, and his face was not even red as the needle tip was too big.

... The Martian said nothing, he thought it was a flirting by the Earthlings

Go and let the guest take a look. Seeing this scene, the mature and stern chairman of the commune said, then pushed the woman on the thin back and kept pushing her in front of the guest.

The head of the governor sitting on the chair is a little above the woman's waist, the height is just right

He really pulled open the young woman's crotch and looked inside

Can't see clearly, he frowned and said

Someone asked for a cell phone and helped to take a picture inside

I saw the fluorescent fur under the deer jumping inside the crotch. When I looked carefully, I found that there was really the same colored pussy hair.

And even the black hair is very black, each one is so energetic and lifelike

Have you ever mate with a rooster? Why are you still fancy and whistle with such a few pussy hairs? The Martians are a bit rough

Hahaha... As soon as these words came out, the people around them couldn't sit still and wanted to see what the hell was in the crotch of the Tiaodiao Deer and what they looked like? Everyone was thinking

The one who took the phone, came up with a photo. Someone expressed everyone's heart

Mine doesn't!

Yazheng hurried over, she was indispensable.

She didn't have anything this time, but it didn't prevent her from showing her desire to show

I saw Yazheng lifting up the leaves on her waist and pulling out her close-fitting flesh-colored pants for the aliens to see, for fear that they wouldn't know that she was having her period today.

Look at them, they are like meadows on the grassland, how thick!

The governor really put his hand into Yazheng's crotch that he had pulled open, and twisted a handful of thick and thick pubic hair like Yazheng's carpet.

He just finished visiting the Hulunbuir prairie on Earth

Now the government conducts two large-scale artificial rainfalls on the grassland every year, and the water and grasses on the grassland are lush.

The impression on the Governor was also very profound

If she was a man, she would definitely look like me, with a beard with a sling!

Everyone wants to see what the egg beard looks like, but there is no demonstration by aliens, and no one dares to say: Take the one with your phone, and pass it on a photo

The little deer thought to herself, "What awesome, you are so awesome?" I don't want to serve you yet! She rolled her eyes, tightened her pants and sat back."