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Chapter 12 Going home!

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In December, in a small Guanyin Temple outside the outskirts of Hangzhou, the capital of the Southern Song Dynasty, a young man was shirtless and sweating proficiently in the cold winter. Needless to say, this unlucky child is the protagonist.

After practicing the routine knife skills every day, I wiped the sweat from my body, picked up a knife and started carving on a piece of wood. As the wood chips fell, the image of Hatsune Princess in my hand became clearer and clearer.

This is a must-do entertainment activity I have every day. While I haven't forgotten these two-dimensional images of my favorites in my mind, I quickly carve them into figures to commemorate my lost pseudo-house life. Do you know if I can go back?

After completing the figure carving of Princess Hatsune, I threw the knife in my hand aside and put the wood carvings in a small room where I specially placed these works. Looking at the three major buses such as Luka, Hatsune, Beludandi, sister-in-law, Benzina, Dianniang, Icarus and other wood carvings, I slowly shed tears, coach, I want to watch anime!!!

After wiping away my tears and being sad for three seconds to commemorate the past, I ran to eat. I couldn’t eat. I exercise so much every day, so I was hungry!

At the dinner table, I said to Master: Master, let’s move?

What's wrong?

Today, I heard from the pilgrims that the Jin army was about to fight to Hangzhou, and Zhao Guan’s family had run away. Why are we still here?

It's okay, the Jin army will definitely go after Zhao Guan's family, and at most it will be plundered. Our place is not in Hangzhou, so it's probably okay.

knew

I, who is not very good at history, didn’t care when my master was so calm. Even if the Jin army burned and killed him, they would be concentrated in Hangzhou City. We are so remote here, so we probably wouldn’t come!

perhaps

Unfortunately, Master and I were both wrong, and the Jin army came tonight

At the end of December of the first year of Jianyan, in the last few days of the year, what should have happened in February of the fourth year of Jianyan happened early. Song Gaozong Zhao Gou ran faster than rabbits. The cavalry of the Jin army did not catch up with him. He watched Zhao Gou run away with a large group of people on a boat. After hearing that his subordinates did not catch Song Gaozong, Wanyan Zongbi was angry and claimed that the search for mountains and seas had been completed, and ordered the burning of Lin'an, and then he brought the plundered large amount of gold, silver and treasures along the canal, and continued to burn and kill on the road.

None of the above is the key. What happened to those ancient people is nothing to do with me!

The key to the problem is that the temple where Master and I are located is on the Grand Canal north of Hangzhou. Otherwise, there would be no idiots in normal times. Oh, it was a pilgrim who came to give money!

So, we're in trouble

Late at night, I was awakened by a noise and screams. I quickly put on my clothes, fucked the long sword at the head of the bed and ran out of the room. Seeing that Master also came out with a ring knife, I ran to the front door of the temple with Master one after another. Before I could run two steps, a little novice monk ran over crying and shouting: No, Jin soldiers are coming in! Jin soldiers are coming in!

Before the little novice monk could shout twice, a spear pierced the little novice monk's chest. Then a Jin soldier appeared in front of me and my master. The Jin soldier used his spear to provoke the little novice monk who was not dead and was still screaming loudly. He waved the spear and threw the little novice monk who was still screaming out, and rushed towards me and my master with a spear.

Master dodged away from the spear, cut off the Jin soldier's head with one knife, looked at me, and said at the same time: Run away!

Without further ado, Master and I returned to the room, flipped out of the window, and ran towards the back door. Before we could run two steps, a group of Jin soldiers rushed in from the back door. After seeing Master and I, Master and rushed over with a knife and a gun.

Fortunately, my sword skills are a little successful now, and my body skills are relatively fast. The Jin soldiers rushing towards me did not arrange their formation. In just a few minutes, these more than 20 Jin soldiers were chopped over by my master and I.

But who the hell told me that if I put so many big temples around me, how could so many golden soldiers come to this small dilapidated temple?

Looking at the nearly 100 Jin soldiers coming from the front hall and back door again, I hated the yard for the first time

Although this is where we grow vegetables

Looking at the Jin soldiers rushing in, I couldn't help but complain, especially those cavalrymen. Why did you ride through the hall and aisle in front? Forget the hall, the aisle is so short, why didn't you hit you to death?

At this critical moment of life and death, I can still think randomly. I have to say that my nerves are relatively thick. Looking at the Jin soldiers around me, my calves began to tremble. It was obvious that I was timid and I was scared.

I can't help but be afraid that our nickname is not called Long Aotian

However, now Long Aotian is doing a very miserable life in various books. He is being slapped in the face and is doing things about Long Aotian. However, his pig's feet have changed his name and stepped on his position.

Oh, it's a long way to go

Master, Master, what should I do?

Life and death are fate! When you run into the house later, the place is small and they can't perform. They can live for a while.

knew

I held the long knife in my hand tightly, took a deep breath, and suppressed my fear. Not to mention, the otakus' mental ability and self-hypnosis are still very powerful. Even a fake otakus, like me, has a good ability to bear. It can be seen from the fact that I can still think randomly.

Master and I shouted, raised my knife and rushed towards the room. When we were cutting over five or six Jin soldiers who were blocking the road in succession and were about to rush into the aisle, a sound of breaking through the air sounded, and a wave of arrows flew over. Master and I had to separate from each other and hide from both sides.

Before my master and I could stabilize our body, the Jin soldiers, under the cover of archers on both sides, lined up the battle formation and charged towards me and Master and Master and Master.

Looking at the Jin soldiers fighting formation rushing towards me, I started Ultraman mode with a sound, and launched a counterattack at the Jin soldiers with an arrow shot by the Jin army archers.

Just as the saying goes, are you willing to be a coward for the rest of your life or a hero, even if it only takes a few seconds!

I have always sneered at this sentence, and if I die, there will be nothing

But now, the opponent can't beat me, so of course I chose to be a hero

In Ultraman mode, more than ten Golden Soldiers were killed by me in a few seconds. In the cheat mode, I was about to howl. Who else did I find that Master’s situation was not good?

Master, who obviously has no plug-in mode, faces a regular army with a complete range of troops and a high degree of cooperation, obviously no longer has the might of fighting alone or fighting in the martial arts world. He only cut down two Jin soldiers and was stabbed through the stomach with one shot.

Seeing that Master was stabbed to the ground and was about to be chopped off, taking advantage of the fact that the Ultraman mode skill time had not passed, ÁÁ yelled over, chopped over the dozen Jin soldiers to the ground, and carried a hole in his stomach and rushed into the corridor.

As for why I didn't run outside the temple, it was very simple. There were more Jin soldiers outside, and the Jin soldiers shouted and shot arrows at me desperately, looking, this fucking spear was thrown over!

The above is not the point, the point is that I am not familiar with Ultraman mode, and the eight-hour skill CD time is!

I can't wait until the skill cooldown time comes to start researching!

Even Ultraman himself has never done this before. If you don’t believe it, look!

After transforming for Ultraman Mao, he always had to tangle with the little monster for a long time before he could use his ultimate move, instead of using the big move as soon as he came up, but he only used the big move after being beaten by the little monster M. Ultraman did not shake M, but it is not ruled out that Ultraman with the shaking M was shaking M.

There are so many Ultramans in the Ultraman family that cannot be shaken M!

Let’s look at the complete collection of Ultraman. There are so many Ultramans that only use their ultimate moves to kill the small monster in the last few seconds. It is obvious that they are not proficient enough in their skills and have not mastered their skills!

Don’t tell me that Ultraman finally used his ultimate move to cherish the short and precious time when he was entangled with the little monsters. The species are different, how can he fall in love!

It is enough to have one thing like tragic wind. If tragic wind spreads, the world will be destroyed directly.

The above explanation is completed to make up the word count!

So, to sum up, I can forgive my unskilled control of Ultraman mode. I didn't control it well and suddenly hit the wall with a speed increase. I threw the master who had a hole in my stomach on the ground. I can also forgive me.

Before the end of Ultraman mode, I carried my master and rushed into the room of the medicine refining, and along the way, I cut over several Jin soldiers who were rummaging through boxes and cabinets.

After rushing into the pharmacy, I put Master on the ground and scattered the golden sore medicine on the hole in Master's stomach. Then, the dying Master stopped me.

Don't bother, useless

But, Master, you are about to die!

Just hang up! As the saying goes, since ancient times, no one will die. Anyway, you will die sooner or later. All this is self-inflicted. You should not practice the secret technique left by the second generation of ancestors. It is true that the spear piercing the dead thorn spear has been hard. Since ancient times, the spearmen are so hard-working, but the most lucky ones are all self-inflicted!

Master, don’t go in a mess. He is obviously from the Song Dynasty, but he doesn’t speak at all. Moreover, what is the spear that pierces the thorn?

The piercing of the Dead Thorn Spear was created by Wang Tudi, the second-generation ancestor of my school. Wang Tudi fell in love with her master Wang Wu. In order to correct the sexual fetish of our first-generation ancestor Wang Wu, she pulled her back and forth from the road of lily. After practicing on countless girls, she finally practiced the piercing of the Dead Thorn Spear, and used this magic gun to pierce the ancestor Wang Wu for three days and three nights. It's a plea. Since ancient times, spearmen have been suffering, and luck has always been E. Wang Tudi and Wang Wu have not had sexual blessings yet, and they have lived together three times a day. Occasionally, five times without shame or impatience, Wang Lulu, who was snatched away his lover, cut off his head with a hatchet.

My grass, the circle is so messy!

In addition, who said I was from the Song Dynasty? Listen, the king of heaven is over the earth.

Ah? Chicken stewed mushrooms!

Want to sell cakes with wealth

My fungus loves banana

Jade Emperor's Queen Mother

Sprite two-billion five

What is the situation of Zhiyuan Star?

Damn, Master, you are wearing it too?

That's right, being a teacher is a soul-piercing. Otherwise, after taking you as an apprentice for Mao, he would teach you very hard, instead of killing you immediately after healing the injury, it's not because of the party and the country, I'll give you a hand

Okay, Master, if you win, we have been in a long time, isn’t your rebirth a bit long this time?

Just a few words, I just said water. My teacher still wants to take a shower, have a meal, and then finish the rebirth.

……

Your sister! Unfilial disciple, okay!!! I died as a teacher!!!

How can I die if I say I die! I will die when I get emotional and cry for a while before I die!

Ah! Apprentice, I almost forgot the most important thing!

Master suddenly got up from the ground, picked out a denture from his mouth, and handed it to me. This tooth contained the most important thing in our master's sect. It was brought from a blue-headed cat-type robot. It is a virus that can secrete aphrodisiac hormones for female cells and make women enter the estrus. As long as it is put into the water, it can proliferate independently. Just leave a drop as a seed and can be used forever. It is the most important treasure of this sect. In addition, you must remember those formulas of medicine, apprentice, that is a prescription designed by the blue-headed cat-type robot, specially designed with future technology. The ingredients are cheap, can be produced in small workshops, manual production, and can be produced in pure manual without any laboratory. After the explanation, the teacher can die with confidence!!! This time he really died!

Damn it!

Thousands of words are summed up in this sentence, high-end, elegant, low-key, luxurious, and connotative, gentle and tasteful words, such as blue-headed cat robots, just say Doraemon directly, who doesn’t know the blue fat man!

Back to the point, ignore the author's epilepsy and all kinds of nonsense

I put away my dentures and looked at the master who was lying on the ground and finally died. I forced myself to shake him up and asked how to practice the piercing spear of the dead thorn, and then let him die, and began to think about how to survive.

Just as I was thinking, the Jin soldiers outside were whispering what I couldn't understand. A few minutes later, the surrounding rooms caught fire and they wanted to burn me to death!

I don't have a girlfriend yet!

You bastards from the FFF group, I am not heretics, but everyone is a comrade-in-arms

Sorry, I wrote it again

Just as I was thinking about whether to let them burn to death in the room, or to rush out to fight them, and be cut to death by random knives, a strange black hole suddenly appeared in the room.

Then a wooden stick tied with a cell phone and stretched out from the hole. After swaying around, he shrank back, and then a stick carried a piece of paper and stretched out from the hole. It read: Master, do you still remember Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake?

I hurriedly returned from it: Of course I remember that I have superb skills, considerate service, cheap prices, and I have to go to PS next time: Help! I'm going to be burned to death soon

After a while, an old man in Zhongshan suit and a young woman appeared strangely from the black hole. The old man looked around and nodded: He is indeed going to be burned to death soon!

The old man who was choked by the smoke coughed a few times. Robert, let's go back quickly, or they'll be burned to death immediately

Roberto nodded, I know, Professor Yang!

Then, the old man named Professor Yang grabbed me and rushed towards the strange black hole floating in the air.

It was like a movie was changing scenes, and after it was dark and lit, I appeared on a grassland

I sat on the grass and looked at the towering mountains and rivers in the distance and the vast grassland. If it weren't for the mobile phone in Professor Yang's hand and the railway bridge in the distance, I almost thought I had traveled through again.

Where is this?

Tibet, and welcome back to the 21st century

When I heard this, I couldn't help but burst into tears, and tears couldn't stop flowing out of my fingers covering my face, all because of:

I'm back home!