The voice said in a gritted tone: Make a wish quickly, in Moji, be careful I will throw you into the toilet.
Qin Changshou looked at the only stones in front of him, and there was no toilet he mentioned.
Although I really want to continue to tease the other party, I am afraid that I will really make the person angry. Don’t imprison yourself temporarily, then your body may become a vegetable
He stopped talking and said directly: My second wish is to let me feel it when I wake up, which is the kind of urination and pain that really defecates when I feel it.
The voice was not dragging on the slumber and said: I have told you that this cannot be completed for you for the time being. You are destined to have such a difficulty. When you are unable to hide it, you will naturally get what you wish.
Qin Changshou wanted to curse, but he still held back and asked questioningly: Aren’t you known as the wishes of gods and ghosts to be fulfilled? Why can’t you be able to be with me, a mortal?
Then he tentatively cursed: Are you the legendary charlatan?
As soon as he finished scolding, the voice did not respond to him, but a flash of lightning
Boom! Crack!
Although Qin Changshou is just a thought now and should not be hurt, this lightning caused him damage.
Just look at Qin Changshou's thought figure, wherever he stood, his whole body was pitch black, and only two eyes were blinking.
Then he spit out a mouthful of black smoke and coughed, saying: Ahem, I don’t even have a physical body, I just have an idea, can I actually be struck by lightning?
The voice said at this time: This is the punishment you questioned me. I am the executor of cause and effect. The ability to question my is that I do not believe in the ability to cause and effect. Although you are just thoughts now, thoughts are also another kind of soul of yours, otherwise why would you reply to your memories!
Finally, I added: Unless you can be above the heavenly way and have the ability to control cause and effect, and then I urged impatiently: I have finished talking nonsense, quickly say the third wish
The third wish?! Qin Changshou shouted loudly: You haven’t fulfilled my second wish for me yet, why did you suddenly change the third one?
The voice said impatiently: I told you that I cannot complete it for the time being. For the time being, I just can't complete it for the time being, but I didn't say it would definitely not complete it.
Then change the threatening tone and say: Do you want to question my ability again? Tell me the third one quickly
Qin Changshou had a cold war. It felt really uncomfortable to be electrocuted just now, so he didn't dare to talk.
Tell me the third wish directly: My third wish is to have three more wishes next time!
The reason why he continued to choose three wishes instead of three hundred and three thousand was because he knew that the voice was acceptable to the three wishes. If there were too many, he would probably not agree to the cause and effect he said, so he made a wish directly and three more.
After saying that, he was ready to wait for the reply, and also waiting for the other party's roar and jumping foot
But what made him wait for was not an answer, but a dark look in front of him and disappeared into the colorful world
At the moment Qin Changshou disappeared, a young man shining with colorful light appeared.
The electric fan that the man held, yes, that's right, it's the portable electric fan that people often use to fan the air
Whispering: What a greedy guy. Is the cause and effect so easy to make wishes? Although you stole two more opportunities because of my mistake, it is only this time. Do you want to continue next time? Dream about you, you won’t have the chance to come here
After saying that, he drew a stroke in the air with his hand, then immediately widened his eyes, and shouted jealously: Damn! How is this possible? Isn’t the cause and effect line already fixed into one by me? Why is this kid’s current cause and effect line still three? Is it because the cause and effect is wrong?
Just as he finished speaking, he heard the sky: Boom! Crack!!!
……
Qin Changshou returned to his original body and immediately started to curse: Damn! He sent me back without even giving up a single fart. It's so unethical.
As soon as he finished scolding, he heard a voice beside him saying angrily: What are you talking about? Who are you scolding?
Qin Changshou was stunned and saw a young nurse in white next to him staring at him with anger.
He quickly explained: Sorry, I just had a quarrel with someone. I was scolding the person in the dream, not scolding you
The young nurse was stunned when she heard him say this, and then she was angry and funny. She didn't know what to say, so she could only hum and continue to bend down to do her job.
Qin Changshou looked at her bent over, stuck some potion in the bottle with a cotton swab, then turned the skin of his penis to the bottom, and then applied the potion on the cotton swab to the glans of the penis.
Qin Changshou looked at her skillful movements and guessed that he must have done this often.
He also wanted to know why he applied potion to his glans. He originally wanted to ask, but looking at her posture just now, he still held back and didn't ask.
The nurse did all this, said nothing, covered the quilt, picked up the plate and turned around and left
They just said a few words, glanced at the far away back, and then looked towards their legs and feet
The quilt he covered was a quilt cover, very thin and light.
Looking at the penis pushing the quilt up on the tent, I suddenly didn't know what to say
Try to put your penis down with your hands, but after a while, I continued to push the tent, then moved it down, and then restored the tent
He was very depressed. He was not like this before. He used to be hard. As long as he lie down, his penis would be attached to his belly.
But today I don’t know why, but it’s straight and straight, as if showing a sense of existence
Could it be that the penis is congested due to sexual intercourse with Weiwei last night? This is the only possibility
But what he didn't understand was that after he masturbated and ejaculated, his penis would soften. Now it was as firm as if it was taking stimulant.
No matter how you do it, it is straight and straight. Qin Changshou is too lazy to care about it. Just keep it straight, and then he looks at the ceiling and looks dazed
He has nothing else to do except look at the ceiling now
Not long after, another nurse came over and pushed the cart. There were many bottles of potions on the cart.
The car went to his bed and took a medicine bottle and looked at it, saying: Qin Changshou
Qin Changshouen said, then looked at the nurse and saw that she ignored her, instead put the medicine bottle on the infusion stand, took out an infusion tube and inserted it into it.
Finally, the water in the bottle was released, then the valve was closed and then continued to tinker on the cart.
Qin Changshou was a little confused, so he asked: What did you call me?
……
Qin Changshou looked at the only stones in front of him, and there was no toilet he mentioned.
Although I really want to continue to tease the other party, I am afraid that I will really make the person angry. Don’t imprison yourself temporarily, then your body may become a vegetable
He stopped talking and said directly: My second wish is to let me feel it when I wake up, which is the kind of urination and pain that really defecates when I feel it.
The voice was not dragging on the slumber and said: I have told you that this cannot be completed for you for the time being. You are destined to have such a difficulty. When you are unable to hide it, you will naturally get what you wish.
Qin Changshou wanted to curse, but he still held back and asked questioningly: Aren’t you known as the wishes of gods and ghosts to be fulfilled? Why can’t you be able to be with me, a mortal?
Then he tentatively cursed: Are you the legendary charlatan?
As soon as he finished scolding, the voice did not respond to him, but a flash of lightning
Boom! Crack!
Although Qin Changshou is just a thought now and should not be hurt, this lightning caused him damage.
Just look at Qin Changshou's thought figure, wherever he stood, his whole body was pitch black, and only two eyes were blinking.
Then he spit out a mouthful of black smoke and coughed, saying: Ahem, I don’t even have a physical body, I just have an idea, can I actually be struck by lightning?
The voice said at this time: This is the punishment you questioned me. I am the executor of cause and effect. The ability to question my is that I do not believe in the ability to cause and effect. Although you are just thoughts now, thoughts are also another kind of soul of yours, otherwise why would you reply to your memories!
Finally, I added: Unless you can be above the heavenly way and have the ability to control cause and effect, and then I urged impatiently: I have finished talking nonsense, quickly say the third wish
The third wish?! Qin Changshou shouted loudly: You haven’t fulfilled my second wish for me yet, why did you suddenly change the third one?
The voice said impatiently: I told you that I cannot complete it for the time being. For the time being, I just can't complete it for the time being, but I didn't say it would definitely not complete it.
Then change the threatening tone and say: Do you want to question my ability again? Tell me the third one quickly
Qin Changshou had a cold war. It felt really uncomfortable to be electrocuted just now, so he didn't dare to talk.
Tell me the third wish directly: My third wish is to have three more wishes next time!
The reason why he continued to choose three wishes instead of three hundred and three thousand was because he knew that the voice was acceptable to the three wishes. If there were too many, he would probably not agree to the cause and effect he said, so he made a wish directly and three more.
After saying that, he was ready to wait for the reply, and also waiting for the other party's roar and jumping foot
But what made him wait for was not an answer, but a dark look in front of him and disappeared into the colorful world
At the moment Qin Changshou disappeared, a young man shining with colorful light appeared.
The electric fan that the man held, yes, that's right, it's the portable electric fan that people often use to fan the air
Whispering: What a greedy guy. Is the cause and effect so easy to make wishes? Although you stole two more opportunities because of my mistake, it is only this time. Do you want to continue next time? Dream about you, you won’t have the chance to come here
After saying that, he drew a stroke in the air with his hand, then immediately widened his eyes, and shouted jealously: Damn! How is this possible? Isn’t the cause and effect line already fixed into one by me? Why is this kid’s current cause and effect line still three? Is it because the cause and effect is wrong?
Just as he finished speaking, he heard the sky: Boom! Crack!!!
……
Qin Changshou returned to his original body and immediately started to curse: Damn! He sent me back without even giving up a single fart. It's so unethical.
As soon as he finished scolding, he heard a voice beside him saying angrily: What are you talking about? Who are you scolding?
Qin Changshou was stunned and saw a young nurse in white next to him staring at him with anger.
He quickly explained: Sorry, I just had a quarrel with someone. I was scolding the person in the dream, not scolding you
The young nurse was stunned when she heard him say this, and then she was angry and funny. She didn't know what to say, so she could only hum and continue to bend down to do her job.
Qin Changshou looked at her bent over, stuck some potion in the bottle with a cotton swab, then turned the skin of his penis to the bottom, and then applied the potion on the cotton swab to the glans of the penis.
Qin Changshou looked at her skillful movements and guessed that he must have done this often.
He also wanted to know why he applied potion to his glans. He originally wanted to ask, but looking at her posture just now, he still held back and didn't ask.
The nurse did all this, said nothing, covered the quilt, picked up the plate and turned around and left
They just said a few words, glanced at the far away back, and then looked towards their legs and feet
The quilt he covered was a quilt cover, very thin and light.
Looking at the penis pushing the quilt up on the tent, I suddenly didn't know what to say
Try to put your penis down with your hands, but after a while, I continued to push the tent, then moved it down, and then restored the tent
He was very depressed. He was not like this before. He used to be hard. As long as he lie down, his penis would be attached to his belly.
But today I don’t know why, but it’s straight and straight, as if showing a sense of existence
Could it be that the penis is congested due to sexual intercourse with Weiwei last night? This is the only possibility
But what he didn't understand was that after he masturbated and ejaculated, his penis would soften. Now it was as firm as if it was taking stimulant.
No matter how you do it, it is straight and straight. Qin Changshou is too lazy to care about it. Just keep it straight, and then he looks at the ceiling and looks dazed
He has nothing else to do except look at the ceiling now
Not long after, another nurse came over and pushed the cart. There were many bottles of potions on the cart.
The car went to his bed and took a medicine bottle and looked at it, saying: Qin Changshou
Qin Changshouen said, then looked at the nurse and saw that she ignored her, instead put the medicine bottle on the infusion stand, took out an infusion tube and inserted it into it.
Finally, the water in the bottle was released, then the valve was closed and then continued to tinker on the cart.
Qin Changshou was a little confused, so he asked: What did you call me?
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