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Chapter 3 Red-top Businessman

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Um…

The confused consciousness gradually returned, and I slowly woke up

Fuck your mother! What kind of bad stuff! After eating, it will make people sleep. I have never seen such a bad elixir! I wonder...what is going on!

I just woke up and complained

However, before I could finish my complaints, I was attracted by the current weirdness

Where did this big knife come from? Why am I not wearing clothes?

When I woke up, I actually held a dark and thick-backed knife that was at least 150 cm long and 30 cm wide.

What's strange is that I can't feel any weight when I pick it up. Raising it gives me a natural feeling like I raise my hand.

Apart from the big knife that came inexplicably, the clothes on my body were gone.

See the ghost! What happened now? Can anyone explain it to me?

……

I closed my eyes and thought about it for about five minutes, and I quickly concluded...

Forget it! Don't think about what you can't figure out. Just think about how to get out first.

I, who is naturally optimistic, immediately thought of something that makes me feel happy...

Hehe...why do I say that I am a master now? Of course, I have to go out in a more handsome way...

I threw away the inexplicable big knife and walked to the wall

Thinking back to the tendons and veins marked on the human image in the book, gradually I felt my whole body full of strength, and I lifted my breath and swung my confidence punch at the wall.

……

There is no imagined blow!

There was no such thing as I imagined, and a big hole broke into the wall and appeared!

There are only...

Oh! My mother! So... it hurts...

The powerful blow against the wall not only did not break the wall, but almost broke my finger!

Fuck your mother! A lie bastard!

I was angry and picked up the book on the table and wanted to tear it down immediately

Fuck your mother! What the hell is it... it can't be torn, it can't be bitten

Holding this book of non-gold and non-silver, I don’t know what material it is, I tore and bite it for a while, just when I was about to give up it and throw it out...

Suspicion... There seems to be writing behind it...

Holding the book, I walked to the stone wall and shone with the slight light exposed from the gap... There was indeed writing on the back of the book, but the content it contained made me unable to help but scold someone else's mother again after reading it...

My disciple! When you are reading the passage written by the teacher, the teacher must first explain to you something that is obtained through the "Heaven and Earth Root" of the strange treasure of heaven and earth is not the right way. So after you eat it, no matter whether you want it or not, you will fall asleep immediately. During the period when you are asleep, the "Heaven and Earth Root" will slowly run in your body, changing your physical condition step by step

This sleep may have been a day, or a month or even a year.

When you wake up, it is when the "Heaven and Earth Root" completes your transformation

At this moment, you will find that there is a knife around you.

Remember!

This knife must not be thrown away!

Only when you hold this knife, or any part of your body touches the knife, can you exert your strength

However, you don’t have to worry! When you can understand the supreme sword realm of “no mind, no self, the sword is me, and I am a sword”, then no matter whether there is a knife or not, there is no difference for you. However, when you have not yet understood this supreme sword realm, you must remember the principle of “the sword is in the person! The sword is in the dead and the person is in the dead!” Remember! Remember!

What a golden saying!

I have never understood what the sword masters said: The sword is in the face of the man, and the sword is dead, and the man is dead!

What does it mean!

Now I suddenly realized the true meaning contained in it!

So, I couldn't help...

Fuck your mother! According to you, I will become a half-baked master who "has a knife in hand, and the heroes in the world are searching for swords, and all heroes in the world are defeated"!

never mind!

Half a bachelor is half a bachelor!

It’s better to have one than not!

At worst, when you take a shower, you can use a knife to wash your body with a towel when you apply soap. After going to the toilet, you can use the back of the knife to scrape the stool. When you are drying a woman, you can grab the breasts with one hand and hold the knife with the other hand so that the knife will not leave your body!

Now, it is more important to find a way out first!

Picking up the big knife, I used all my strength, and a faint purple light appeared on my body, which looked particularly bright in the dark cave.

Wow! It’s actually purple light! Could it be that I have the power of level seven?

The power classification on Roy Continent is calculated from level one to level nine. The colors it presents happen to be distinguished by the nine colors of red, clear, yellow, green, blue, indigo, purple, silver, and gold. The gap between power between levels will become more and more obvious as the number of levels increases.

Generally speaking, before level five power, the gap between level strength is not large.

Warriors or mages with lower power may have the opportunity to surpass the level of defeating warriors or mages with one or two levels of strength than you with excellent skills or excellent weapons.

However, when a warrior or mage successfully enters the realm of level 6 power, the power he possesses is no longer as simple as the numbers.

A warrior or mage successfully enters the sixth level of power. At this time, he can initially understand the elements of heaven and earth, and can use the domain power of the elements of heaven and earth to greatly increase his own strength.

Therefore, if you successfully enter the sixth level, people will call him a domain power because of his entry into the domain power.

Even if a domain power has just entered the domain power, basically, he can defeat at least ten warriors or mages with level five powers.

Therefore, whether you can understand the power of the domain and step into level 6 becomes the pursuit of every warrior or mage?

A Level 6 strongman who entered the power of the domain, people call him a regional strongman

The stronger level seven and eight powers are called "Heavenly Powerful" and "Heavenly Powerful"

As for the powerful man with level nine power, people no longer regard him as a human being!

And regard it as a godlike existence, and is called the "Divine Realm Powerful Man"!

In order to show respect for the only peerless strong man in human history who entered this ninth level domain, so... For the "Divine Realm Powerful Man" with level ninth power, another honorable person claims to be the Super Saiyan...

hey-hey!

If you remember correctly, the six powerful people in the continent, led by Yuantang Farrell, seem to be just the "Sanctuary Powers" with level 8 power

So, after eating a sweet potato, I had level 7 power. I was so happy that I couldn't help but shout it out.

Haha... I actually became a 'Heavenly Powerful Man' of Level 7 Power! It's so fucking fun... NetX Knight, you really didn't lie, the sweet potatoes are indeed magical things... Everyone must eat more in the future... Haha... By the way! Who is NetX Knight? What did I say he didn't lie?

I was so happy that I was talking nonsense that I actually called out an inexplicable and strange name, and I couldn’t even understand it myself?

I've been happy and shouted, and now I'm sure I'm trying to get out.

Use the seventh level of strength and easily punched a big hole in the wall of the cave. Walk out of this cave that felt like it had been for a long time.

Huhu...

Walking out of the cave, I took several breaths of fresh air

Haha! Hello, the sky! Hello, the sun!

Seeing the blue sky and the dazzling sun, I was so happy that I couldn't help but say hello to them

What is this? Zero Knife? What a strange name!

After saying hello to the sun, the sky was just in the cave, and the light was not enough, so I didn't see clearly what the big knife looked like in my hand.

So when I raised the knife to see clearly what the big knife looked like, I accidentally discovered that this big knife had no special shape except for being bigger. It felt like a big knife with ten gold coins sold in a weapon store, the word "zero knife" was written on its thick hilt.

Take a closer look and see that these two words are as if they were born into the dark sword, with no marks at all.

OK! I will call you "Zero Knife" in the future! Although I don't know where you were born, you can just mess with me in the future. Don't worry, even if I fuck a woman in the future, I will definitely bring you with me. Haha...

Listen to me, Zero Knife lit up as if it was consciously

But, I was in the mood and didn't notice this situation at all...

Light skills are my strength, but now that my strength has been greatly improved, I run like flying when I use light skills... No!

Strictly speaking, it should be flying already!

In less than ten minutes, I speeded for nearly ten kilometers. What is this speed that doesn’t count as flying!

Suddenly, I was running and thought of something very important, and my pace slowed down

Now I don’t have a single piece of clothing on my body. If I just go home like this, it doesn’t matter if I haven’t been seen!

If someone accidentally sees him... I'll tell you! The next door's surname Hui is a pervert who loves to run naked. You must tell your underage child to stay away from him... There must be gossip like this... the streets are full of...

I am already recognized as the slut who came home next door, but I don’t want to have another nickname like “naked perverted demon” because of this…

What should I do?

It seems that I may have to wait until late at night when everyone goes to bed before trying to find a way to go home

However, unexpectedly, a fat man with a big bag appeared so by chance

In this case, if you don’t commit a knife robbery, it seems something is wrong no matter how you say it!

I didn't think too much about it. When the fat man walked not far ahead of me, I immediately ran out from behind the hidden tree, held a big knife, and shouted a classic quote...

This road is my driving, this tree is my plant, I want to pass by here and leave to buy money... Ah... I'm sorry I was wrong... I should be leaving to buy shirts, so... take off your clothes and leave them...

When a person is walking on the road, a naked man with a big knife suddenly ran out, and he actually wanted you to take off your clothes and hand over your clothes. I don't think that's what he thought...

Hero… Look at my fat appearance, there is no tempting charm at all. I still have some money here, so I can let you go to the brothel to clear it up. If your hobby is to go to another heretic, then I have some tricks. I can definitely find a partner who is a hundred times better than me, and go to Wushan with you... No... it should be said that I went to Brokeback Mountain with you... So... So...

Fuck your mother! Stop it! Whoever has a crush on you is going to be a different heretic! Whoever goes to Brokeback Mountain with you!

This fat man who was kneeling on the ground and crying with tears and snot actually regarded me as a gay man who blocked the road!

I couldn't help but want to take the knife and give it to him...

Hero...Aren't you going to rob me of my sex?

Fuck your mother! You are so fat! How can you let others rob you? If you really want to rob you, you won’t want to rob you... Take off your clothes quickly, otherwise I will cut you...

He also said that he was not going to rob me of my sex! Then why do I need to take off my clothes? The whispers that made me feel angry.

Fuck your mother! If you ask you to take it off, I will chop you off if you don’t take it off again!

It seemed that I knew I would really chop down, and the fat man couldn't help but look desperate... and began to unbutton the buttons on his clothes.

Just after untiing the third button, the fat man resisted the final struggle and looked up at me and said: Hero, I didn’t have thatch paper when I just defecated, so I didn’t wipe my butt. I think there must be a lot of feces in the asshole now. If you just insert it like this, I think... my feces must be stuck to your flesh...

Fuck your mother!

If the fat man is so dirty, I can't help but kick him

Who told you that I want to mess with you! You are blind! Didn’t you see that I don’t have clothes to wear? I want you to wear this piece of clothing, and who wants to sodomize you and get your asshole!

ah…

After listening to my words, he immediately stood up excitedly

Hero! You are not going to sodomize me! Fortunately, it’s okay... I thought that my chastity that I had protected for twenty-seven years would be thrown into this wilderness today. Fortunately, God bless you, God bless you!

……

Do you need clothes to wear? I will give it to you immediately!

It seemed as if I felt my murderous gaze, he immediately stopped thanking God and opened the big bag around him.

Look, Mr. Ke! This tight leather jacket and leather pants paired with your big knife can be said to be a perfect match!

The fat man took out a set of black tights and black leather pants from the bag and showed them to me.

Why do you call me Ke Daxia? My surname is not Ke? Who told you that my surname is Ke?

Suspicious... Hero, you are not your surname Ke! Sorry! It seems that I misunderstood. I thought you were holding the big knife and said... It doesn't matter! I will get a set for you right away...

The clothes he took out this time were even more strange!

It turned out to be a red turban, a roll of bandage, a black cotton pants and a white coat with a big evil word on it behind it

Xiangle Hero, what do you think of this? This dress can be said to be in line with your image of "killing the left"!

The hero of Xiangle? ‘kill the left’?

Although I don’t know what he is talking about, I always feel like I’m being fooled!

It seems like I feel an ugly face!

He touched his nose and quickly put his clothes in a bag

Then, he took out a set of all-white warrior uniforms and a white cloak

This set of clothes looks good! This set is better!

Take the clothes from him and I will put them on immediately

I don't know what the material of this dress is. It feels very comfortable to wear like silk and silk. Even the white cloak does not feel stuffy when it surrounds the body, and it is very breathable.

Originally, this set of clothes had a mask and a knife, but the sword that was called by the warrior was broken, so I only collected this mask

He said as he handed me a white jade mask

The almost completely white mask outlines several beautiful patterns on the corners of the eyes, which makes the entire mask reveal a little evil beauty.

Ho...hahaha...

For some reason, when I took over this mask, I couldn't help but raise my head to the sky and smiled evilly...

When he left, the fat man took out a business card and said that he was a businessman who traveled everywhere to buy strange items.

He has a shop in Jerusalem. If I have to pass by one day, I can get a 20% discount when I take this business card and go to the store to buy things with me.

Pawnshop No. 7, Red-topped Businessman Hu Xueyan

Seeing a store name and name, I always feel that he will definitely become a big businessman in the future.