Short
A long golden hair is simply tied into a braid, hanging along the back to the waist
Wearing a black vest and trousers, with a big red cloak that is knee-length on the outside
When the blurred figure gradually became clear, what appeared before me was a young boy about sixteen or seven years old, dressed in the above-mentioned style and looked quite handsome.
Hello! The last descendant of the god who inherited the great bloodline, my name is Edward Eric. He is the descendant of the 17th generation of the Confucian family and is also a gold-training craftsman. His name is "Steel". Therefore, some people also call me "Steel"
Edward Eric?
The former city lord of Haide City!
People who discovered super strong aphrodisiacs and slap feet!
A great sage called the Great Chin-Chengji Master!
None of these are the key points, the key points are that he... isn't he dead?
So...what is the person in front of me?
It's a ghost!
As soon as I reacted, I immediately turned around and wanted to run away
However, after turning around, I realized that the hole that sucked me in had disappeared.
Looking around, I noticed now that I was actually sucked into a stone chamber without any exit
I really don’t know what to say from a cave with no entrance and exit to a stone chamber with no exit!
Have fun in hardship, force yourself to smile, and be happy that you have moved to a place with a better environment!
This is really not a time and place to discuss the better environment of caves and stone chambers!
What I should consider now is...
Namo is as anxious as the law! Great God of Light! Please bless me and take away the ghost in front of me as soon as possible! The evil spirit retreats!!! The evil spirit retreats away! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sorry to disturb your prayers, I must tell you, I'm not a ghost! So, your prayers are useless
Lie! Lie!! Lie!! No ghost will admit that he is not a ghost! Namo is as anxious as the law! The great God of Light! Please bless me! The evil spirit retreats! The evil spirit retreats! The evil spirit retreats ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
I am really not a ghost! To be honest, although my composition is a bit similar to a ghost! However, you should call me the body of missing you!
Missing body? Are you really not a ghost...?
Looking at me staring at him with suspicion, Edward Eric, who claimed to be a non-ghost, touched his forehead and showed an expression that you didn't believe me and couldn't help me. Then he said: If you don't believe me, I can't help you! But you should also feel that I have no malicious intentions towards you.
Well... After thinking a little, I nodded to express
If I really have malicious intentions towards you, do you think you can still stand here and talk to me?
After he said this, I believe he really has no ill intentions towards me
But, he said stubbornly: Who knows? Maybe you are planning to relax me and then suck my soul while I am not paying attention
Please! Is it a demon who will suck other people's souls? Have you ever heard of anyone sucking their souls away by ghosts?
Who said there was no one! The evil spirits wouldn’t know it!
Uh... Forget it! I'm lazy to argue with you, you don't believe it... I can't do it... Anyway, I'm so short, have a bad personality, and have no connections with women. Except Wendy, I don't like the opposite sex at all. What I say... Of course no one wants to believe...
Looking at him huddling in the corner and drawing circles, he was so depressed that I couldn't help but walk over, pat his back and comforted him and said: OK! OK! I believe you can do it! Don't draw circles over there, okay...
Hearing me say this, he suddenly jumped up and almost touched me, his eyes wide open, looking at me with a flash of light
Do you really believe me?
Well! I really believe in you!
Do you really believe me?
Well! I really believe in you!
Do you really believe me?
Well! I really believe in you!
You really really...
OK! Don't say it again! This is not how the manuscript fee is going to be! If this continues, the author will definitely be killed by you. If you recommend it, the reader may want to throw the author with a brick.
That's right! What you said makes sense! If this continues, the author will definitely be thrown away, or the important thing is to do it!
Before talking about the serious business, don’t you think there are some things you need to explain first?
Explanation? What needs to be explained?
Hearing this, I couldn't help but roll my eyes
You dare to say this! Look at me, you... you...
After looking at my embarrassed look, he actually showed a lewd smile
Judging from your appearance, I knew that my invention was successful and should make you... very happy, right!
It's fun!
If it were under normal circumstances, facing a great alchemist, I would never have spoken badly like this
However, after a series of things just now, I became incontinent in urine and defecation!
Even if... it's really good... or it should be said that it's super invincible... and can still treat Yuan Jing calmly, I think... it shouldn't exist.
Don’t be so angry! Don’t you feel that you have experienced the highest sexual blessings in the world!
Fuck you! What is the highest sexual blessing! Although it is very cool, very cool, and the universe is super invincible, don’t you know that everything can be stopped in time! What if I feel so good that I feel so good that my heart is paralyzed, what should I do if I die!
Oh! You don’t have to worry about this. I have done twenty or thirty experiments and have never killed anyone. Moreover, my subjects are not complaining, and it proves that there is absolutely no problem.
Although I don’t know much about alchemy, I also know the three major laws of alchemy: the law of equivalent exchange. I must never study alchemy related to life and cannot use humans as experimental subjects of alchemy.
According to him, it is obvious that this guy doesn't seem as great as those recorded in historical records. In private, he should have done a lot of things that violate the three principles.
You, an unscrupulous alchemist, actually violates the "three laws of alchemy" and uses humans to conduct alchemy experiments! I want to go to the Alchemy Guild to complain to you, which will ruin you! Ah! No! You are dead and will not be defeated! Then I will help you to correct your reputation after death! I suspect... It seems that it is good to correct your reputation after death, and it is not right to say this! Forget it! Don't worry! Anyway, I must ruin your reputation anyway!
Hearing my angry curse, Edward Eric said slowly with a calm and uneasy attitude, "I have never been a person who is eager to pursue fame and fortune. I'll say something about a friend around me often saying, "Famous fame is an outsider, and I can be romantic without a single inch." Therefore, I don't care about fame and fortune at all, and it's just a fame and cloud...
Having said that, I realized that this guy had formed a garden from somewhere, sitting on it, holding tea and drinking.
...What's more, although I have done something that violates the "three major principles", it is not a secret, and many people know it
Hearing this, I suddenly remembered the records about him in the book when I watched the biography of Edward Eric not long ago
Edward Eric showed amazing alchemy talent when he was young
Without anyone teaching his younger brother, he learned to practice gold by just the alchemy books left by his father who left home.
Since the two brothers learned alchemy without anyone teaching them, no one told them the importance of the three principles, which led to the two brothers actually using human alchemy to revive their mother who died of illness.
In the end, not only did the two fail to resurrect their mother, but also lost some things respectively.
Judging from your expression, you should know that matter, so do you think I will be afraid?
Well…
Facing a ghost who is not afraid of your threat, I really have no choice
Don't worry! I can guarantee that there will be no danger or sequelae
Are there really no sequelae?
After all, I can be regarded as a great alchemist who has left his name in history. Is this not great?
Uh... OK... I believe what you said is OK!
After a few arguments, I gradually calmed down and found that since things had happened, it seemed meaningless to continue pursuing them.
However, you have been so hurt like this... your pants are gone, and your urine and defecation are all covered in your body. You should always find a way to help me solve it!
It's not simple, look at mine
As soon as Edward finished speaking, he snapped his hands together
In an instant, I was covered in a ray of light
When the light faded, the whole person was replaced, as if he had taken a hot bath, and his clothes were replaced with new ones.
only…
Please help me too... I am very grateful to you for changing my new clothes! But, don't let me wear the same clothes as you! If we walk on the street like this, it will easily cause misunderstandings and think that we are going to climb Brokenback Mountain together, what should we do?
You don't have to worry about this. I'm just a body of missing you. It will disappear soon, so it's impossible to have the chance to join you in Brokeback Mountain.
I forgot that this guy has died long ago
I never have the chance to eat meat, drink wine, and fuck a woman again!
It's so pitiful!
Hello! Why are you looking at me with a loving look? Don’t put your hands on my shoulders, I don’t need your comfort!
As I patted his shoulders, I suddenly thought of something
Steel...
Hello! Don't call me that! This name reminds me of some treacherous bad friend
Crazy bad friend? Who?
Hum! I don’t need to tell you!
Even if I don’t say it! I don’t want to know anyway!
Don't want to know the best! Then...what are you just asking?
Ah... I almost forgot when I was interrupted by you! Gangzi (Edward: Everyone said don't call me like that!), didn't you say you are dead, what kind of missing body is now? Then why can I touch you? And the touch feel is no different from that of ordinary people
While talking, I couldn't help but pinch him again
Well... the touch from your hands is really real, no different from the average person
Why can I touch me? This question involves a wide range of levels. I will explain briefly. Do you know the 'dimensional theory'?
If you ask this question to ordinary people, you will definitely shake your head and say you don't know
Unfortunately, I'm not the ordinary person who shakes his head and says he doesn't know
After all, I am also a descendant of the royal family who lost their country. Of course, my knowledge level cannot be compared with ordinary people. I still have such a little knowledge.
What!
You said I am a slut who is ignorant and has been looking for artillery all day long, so what level of knowledge may I have?
All right!
I admit that I will know that this theory is due to the forced relationship of my father
I still remember that my father handed me this thick book at that time, and then said with a very serious expression: My son, this book is very important. You must read the whole book for auspiciously. From today on, until you pass the exam for your father, you cannot go out. Otherwise, I will break your four legs! No, it is five legs!
For my four legs... it's not right! I think about it with five legs, of course I try my best to remember it!
To be honest, that book is really not read by humans, it is so boring!
The whole book tells the author's thoughts, constantly using formulas, logic, examples, etc. to prove the author's theory.
I've long forgotten the details of the book
I only remember that the author of that book proposed a new concept, dividing the entire world into several dimensions
There are huge energy barriers between each dimension
Therefore, although the dimensions are connected to each other, they cannot communicate with each other.
If the author only proposes the above theory, it would be fine, but if it is bad, it is bad, he also put forward an argument.
He believes that the higher the dimension of living creatures, the higher the wisdom, ability, etc.
If a creature in a higher dimension descends to a lower dimension due to a crack in time and space, the wisdom and ability it shows will far exceed that of a creature in a lower dimension, just like a god!
Of course, this statement that destroys the supreme existence of God immediately caused an uproar
The author of the book was accused of being a rebel by the church of Light and Darkness, and was burned to ashes by the two churches.
This book is also listed as a forbidden book
Most people may not even hear the title of the book!
After seeing me, Edward nodded and said, he continued to say slowly: Since you know the 'dimensional saying', it is easy to show that just like you know, I, who is already dead, theoretically, cannot stay in this world. However, with the help of the 'Sword Stone', the consciousness that should have disappeared from this dimension is preserved in a state similar to the human soul. Then, in the absence of knowing when you will wake up, in order to allow my only remaining consciousness to stay in this dimension for a long time and maintain integrity, I had to constantly strengthen it and strengthen the consciousness into a solid mode. After all, in time and space, the most stable energy mode is the solid state.
Simple and easy-to-understand explanation makes it understandable, but new questions arise again
What you mean is that the reason why you die with your eyes open and try to make yourself exist in this world is to wait for me?
Bastard! Who will die with you with your eyes open!
Even though you are all dead, you still stay in this world like a ghost with the power of the "Sword of the Sword". That's not to die with your eyes open, otherwise what would you call it? Wait... You just mentioned something... "Sword of the Sword"! Doubt! You said that you were using the power of the "Sword of the Sword", so that you can keep the only remaining consciousness to this day!
That's right! I rely on the power of the 'Sword Stone'...
Wait, let me interrupt, is the "Sword of the Sword" you mentioned, which is called the "Sword of the Sword" among the three legendary secret treasures, together with the "Moonlight Treasure Box" and the "King's New Clothes"?
Right! Otherwise, there is any 'Sword of the Sage'
……
I was so surprised that I couldn't speak!
In the tens of thousands of years of history of the mainland, there are many types of secret treasures and artifacts, and the most recognized and most widely known are the "Moonlight Treasure Box", the "King's New Clothes" and the "Sage Stone"
It is said that these three secret treasures are magical artifacts left by the gods. If the secrets can be unlocked, ordinary people can become gods.
Therefore, the three secret treasures are also called the legacy of the gods
However, the three secret treasures have always been only circulated in the history of the mainland, and I have never heard of anyone who has discovered their traces.
Therefore, it has long been regarded as legends, and some have even regarded them as fictional treasures!
Unexpectedly, at this moment, I would hear this legendary treasure. Not to mention me, anyone would be so surprised that they didn’t know what to say!
Why are you so surprised when you open your mouth so much? Well... Forget it, I can't understand your mood. When I discovered the Stone of the Sage, it seemed like it was similar to you...
After being surprised, I immediately thought of a very important question
Steel (Edward: Don't call me like that, bastard! )…You're dead, right?
Well... I'm dead, I've told you a few times
Well... Since you are dead, don't you think that after you die, you will be over, come naked and leave naked?
Well, what you said is right. People are really completely destroyed after death and don’t care about anything!
So, don't you think that things like treasures are useless to dead people?
Hearing me say this, Edward suddenly rolled his eyes and said angrily: Just say it if you want it! Why are you going around in circles?
As the saying goes, if the water is clear, there will be no fish; if the person is cheap, there will be invincible trees without bark, and if the person has no face, there will be invincible Who am I?
As the slut who went home, I was free to travel among the flowers, picking up girls every day and fucking me, how could I feel embarrassed because my mind was discovered through such a boring little thing!
When I heard him say this, I answered for granted Hehe... Since that's the case, let's take it!
……
Listening to my answer, Edward rolled his eyes and looked at me speechlessly
Why are you looking at me like this
Have seen shameless people, never seen shameless people than you
Wherever it is, it's average!
Alas... Forget it! Anyway, I was planning to give you the "Stone of the Sage"...
I was going to give it to me?
This sentence made me deeply puzzled!
Did he know me long ago?
But no matter what I think, it is impossible!
He was a human being over a hundred years ago and is now dead
And I'm even more a monster who has been sleeping for five hundred years
I really don't want to describe myself like this
However, anyone who knows that I can sleep for five hundred years will most likely treat me as a monster!
Although the time between us is intersecting, I am sure that this is the first time I have seen him today?
Then how could he know me?
When I told him this question, his answer was quite old-fashioned
While I was looking for the Sage Stone, I accidentally found you sleeping naked in the cave under the Nicaragua Falls
OOXX's, a very cliché plot, made me unable to help but spit out and said: So, when you find that I am sleeping with extraordinary power, you decided to give me my "Stone of the Sage"!
Almost the same! But some details are different
What details are different?
It's nothing! I almost made you into a specimen and planned to use it as a tool for experiments
Hold!!!
Hearing such an answer, I couldn't help but curse and swear.
Don't be so angry! I didn't really make you a specimen! Although, I took something from you to study it
I couldn't help but touch myself as soon as I heard this, and looked at it to confirm if there was something missing on me.
No need to look for it, your body is not missing anything! I just pumped some of your blood and semen
I can probably understand how to draw blood, but why do you do semen? Also, why are you going to draw? Why don’t you? You can use your hands or mouth to help me out!!!
Cut...Don't talk nonsense, I need to use my hands to pull your semen as simple as it is! After all, I am an alchemist. I can just make an alchemist tool and simply absorb your semen.
Hearing him say this, I suddenly felt something bad
Oh! Could it be that thing outside the cave, right?
You can't tell that you are quite smart, you can't be right if you guess, strictly speaking it's not all right! The one who used to suck your semen was considered an experimental machine, and asked you for your help. The experiment was very successful, and finally I created an "orgasm experience machine"
Wait, I remember you said, "I did twenty or thirty experiments, but I didn't kill anyone, and the subjects were not complaining, and it proved absolutely nothing." In other words, what you call twenty or thirty experiments... is that I right?
Yes! That's why I said, I asked you to help, the experiment was very successful, and I finally created an "orgasm experience machine"... What do you want to do if you raise the knife so high?
What are you doing? Kill you!
A long golden hair is simply tied into a braid, hanging along the back to the waist
Wearing a black vest and trousers, with a big red cloak that is knee-length on the outside
When the blurred figure gradually became clear, what appeared before me was a young boy about sixteen or seven years old, dressed in the above-mentioned style and looked quite handsome.
Hello! The last descendant of the god who inherited the great bloodline, my name is Edward Eric. He is the descendant of the 17th generation of the Confucian family and is also a gold-training craftsman. His name is "Steel". Therefore, some people also call me "Steel"
Edward Eric?
The former city lord of Haide City!
People who discovered super strong aphrodisiacs and slap feet!
A great sage called the Great Chin-Chengji Master!
None of these are the key points, the key points are that he... isn't he dead?
So...what is the person in front of me?
It's a ghost!
As soon as I reacted, I immediately turned around and wanted to run away
However, after turning around, I realized that the hole that sucked me in had disappeared.
Looking around, I noticed now that I was actually sucked into a stone chamber without any exit
I really don’t know what to say from a cave with no entrance and exit to a stone chamber with no exit!
Have fun in hardship, force yourself to smile, and be happy that you have moved to a place with a better environment!
This is really not a time and place to discuss the better environment of caves and stone chambers!
What I should consider now is...
Namo is as anxious as the law! Great God of Light! Please bless me and take away the ghost in front of me as soon as possible! The evil spirit retreats!!! The evil spirit retreats away! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sorry to disturb your prayers, I must tell you, I'm not a ghost! So, your prayers are useless
Lie! Lie!! Lie!! No ghost will admit that he is not a ghost! Namo is as anxious as the law! The great God of Light! Please bless me! The evil spirit retreats! The evil spirit retreats! The evil spirit retreats ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!
I am really not a ghost! To be honest, although my composition is a bit similar to a ghost! However, you should call me the body of missing you!
Missing body? Are you really not a ghost...?
Looking at me staring at him with suspicion, Edward Eric, who claimed to be a non-ghost, touched his forehead and showed an expression that you didn't believe me and couldn't help me. Then he said: If you don't believe me, I can't help you! But you should also feel that I have no malicious intentions towards you.
Well... After thinking a little, I nodded to express
If I really have malicious intentions towards you, do you think you can still stand here and talk to me?
After he said this, I believe he really has no ill intentions towards me
But, he said stubbornly: Who knows? Maybe you are planning to relax me and then suck my soul while I am not paying attention
Please! Is it a demon who will suck other people's souls? Have you ever heard of anyone sucking their souls away by ghosts?
Who said there was no one! The evil spirits wouldn’t know it!
Uh... Forget it! I'm lazy to argue with you, you don't believe it... I can't do it... Anyway, I'm so short, have a bad personality, and have no connections with women. Except Wendy, I don't like the opposite sex at all. What I say... Of course no one wants to believe...
Looking at him huddling in the corner and drawing circles, he was so depressed that I couldn't help but walk over, pat his back and comforted him and said: OK! OK! I believe you can do it! Don't draw circles over there, okay...
Hearing me say this, he suddenly jumped up and almost touched me, his eyes wide open, looking at me with a flash of light
Do you really believe me?
Well! I really believe in you!
Do you really believe me?
Well! I really believe in you!
Do you really believe me?
Well! I really believe in you!
You really really...
OK! Don't say it again! This is not how the manuscript fee is going to be! If this continues, the author will definitely be killed by you. If you recommend it, the reader may want to throw the author with a brick.
That's right! What you said makes sense! If this continues, the author will definitely be thrown away, or the important thing is to do it!
Before talking about the serious business, don’t you think there are some things you need to explain first?
Explanation? What needs to be explained?
Hearing this, I couldn't help but roll my eyes
You dare to say this! Look at me, you... you...
After looking at my embarrassed look, he actually showed a lewd smile
Judging from your appearance, I knew that my invention was successful and should make you... very happy, right!
It's fun!
If it were under normal circumstances, facing a great alchemist, I would never have spoken badly like this
However, after a series of things just now, I became incontinent in urine and defecation!
Even if... it's really good... or it should be said that it's super invincible... and can still treat Yuan Jing calmly, I think... it shouldn't exist.
Don’t be so angry! Don’t you feel that you have experienced the highest sexual blessings in the world!
Fuck you! What is the highest sexual blessing! Although it is very cool, very cool, and the universe is super invincible, don’t you know that everything can be stopped in time! What if I feel so good that I feel so good that my heart is paralyzed, what should I do if I die!
Oh! You don’t have to worry about this. I have done twenty or thirty experiments and have never killed anyone. Moreover, my subjects are not complaining, and it proves that there is absolutely no problem.
Although I don’t know much about alchemy, I also know the three major laws of alchemy: the law of equivalent exchange. I must never study alchemy related to life and cannot use humans as experimental subjects of alchemy.
According to him, it is obvious that this guy doesn't seem as great as those recorded in historical records. In private, he should have done a lot of things that violate the three principles.
You, an unscrupulous alchemist, actually violates the "three laws of alchemy" and uses humans to conduct alchemy experiments! I want to go to the Alchemy Guild to complain to you, which will ruin you! Ah! No! You are dead and will not be defeated! Then I will help you to correct your reputation after death! I suspect... It seems that it is good to correct your reputation after death, and it is not right to say this! Forget it! Don't worry! Anyway, I must ruin your reputation anyway!
Hearing my angry curse, Edward Eric said slowly with a calm and uneasy attitude, "I have never been a person who is eager to pursue fame and fortune. I'll say something about a friend around me often saying, "Famous fame is an outsider, and I can be romantic without a single inch." Therefore, I don't care about fame and fortune at all, and it's just a fame and cloud...
Having said that, I realized that this guy had formed a garden from somewhere, sitting on it, holding tea and drinking.
...What's more, although I have done something that violates the "three major principles", it is not a secret, and many people know it
Hearing this, I suddenly remembered the records about him in the book when I watched the biography of Edward Eric not long ago
Edward Eric showed amazing alchemy talent when he was young
Without anyone teaching his younger brother, he learned to practice gold by just the alchemy books left by his father who left home.
Since the two brothers learned alchemy without anyone teaching them, no one told them the importance of the three principles, which led to the two brothers actually using human alchemy to revive their mother who died of illness.
In the end, not only did the two fail to resurrect their mother, but also lost some things respectively.
Judging from your expression, you should know that matter, so do you think I will be afraid?
Well…
Facing a ghost who is not afraid of your threat, I really have no choice
Don't worry! I can guarantee that there will be no danger or sequelae
Are there really no sequelae?
After all, I can be regarded as a great alchemist who has left his name in history. Is this not great?
Uh... OK... I believe what you said is OK!
After a few arguments, I gradually calmed down and found that since things had happened, it seemed meaningless to continue pursuing them.
However, you have been so hurt like this... your pants are gone, and your urine and defecation are all covered in your body. You should always find a way to help me solve it!
It's not simple, look at mine
As soon as Edward finished speaking, he snapped his hands together
In an instant, I was covered in a ray of light
When the light faded, the whole person was replaced, as if he had taken a hot bath, and his clothes were replaced with new ones.
only…
Please help me too... I am very grateful to you for changing my new clothes! But, don't let me wear the same clothes as you! If we walk on the street like this, it will easily cause misunderstandings and think that we are going to climb Brokenback Mountain together, what should we do?
You don't have to worry about this. I'm just a body of missing you. It will disappear soon, so it's impossible to have the chance to join you in Brokeback Mountain.
I forgot that this guy has died long ago
I never have the chance to eat meat, drink wine, and fuck a woman again!
It's so pitiful!
Hello! Why are you looking at me with a loving look? Don’t put your hands on my shoulders, I don’t need your comfort!
As I patted his shoulders, I suddenly thought of something
Steel...
Hello! Don't call me that! This name reminds me of some treacherous bad friend
Crazy bad friend? Who?
Hum! I don’t need to tell you!
Even if I don’t say it! I don’t want to know anyway!
Don't want to know the best! Then...what are you just asking?
Ah... I almost forgot when I was interrupted by you! Gangzi (Edward: Everyone said don't call me like that!), didn't you say you are dead, what kind of missing body is now? Then why can I touch you? And the touch feel is no different from that of ordinary people
While talking, I couldn't help but pinch him again
Well... the touch from your hands is really real, no different from the average person
Why can I touch me? This question involves a wide range of levels. I will explain briefly. Do you know the 'dimensional theory'?
If you ask this question to ordinary people, you will definitely shake your head and say you don't know
Unfortunately, I'm not the ordinary person who shakes his head and says he doesn't know
After all, I am also a descendant of the royal family who lost their country. Of course, my knowledge level cannot be compared with ordinary people. I still have such a little knowledge.
What!
You said I am a slut who is ignorant and has been looking for artillery all day long, so what level of knowledge may I have?
All right!
I admit that I will know that this theory is due to the forced relationship of my father
I still remember that my father handed me this thick book at that time, and then said with a very serious expression: My son, this book is very important. You must read the whole book for auspiciously. From today on, until you pass the exam for your father, you cannot go out. Otherwise, I will break your four legs! No, it is five legs!
For my four legs... it's not right! I think about it with five legs, of course I try my best to remember it!
To be honest, that book is really not read by humans, it is so boring!
The whole book tells the author's thoughts, constantly using formulas, logic, examples, etc. to prove the author's theory.
I've long forgotten the details of the book
I only remember that the author of that book proposed a new concept, dividing the entire world into several dimensions
There are huge energy barriers between each dimension
Therefore, although the dimensions are connected to each other, they cannot communicate with each other.
If the author only proposes the above theory, it would be fine, but if it is bad, it is bad, he also put forward an argument.
He believes that the higher the dimension of living creatures, the higher the wisdom, ability, etc.
If a creature in a higher dimension descends to a lower dimension due to a crack in time and space, the wisdom and ability it shows will far exceed that of a creature in a lower dimension, just like a god!
Of course, this statement that destroys the supreme existence of God immediately caused an uproar
The author of the book was accused of being a rebel by the church of Light and Darkness, and was burned to ashes by the two churches.
This book is also listed as a forbidden book
Most people may not even hear the title of the book!
After seeing me, Edward nodded and said, he continued to say slowly: Since you know the 'dimensional saying', it is easy to show that just like you know, I, who is already dead, theoretically, cannot stay in this world. However, with the help of the 'Sword Stone', the consciousness that should have disappeared from this dimension is preserved in a state similar to the human soul. Then, in the absence of knowing when you will wake up, in order to allow my only remaining consciousness to stay in this dimension for a long time and maintain integrity, I had to constantly strengthen it and strengthen the consciousness into a solid mode. After all, in time and space, the most stable energy mode is the solid state.
Simple and easy-to-understand explanation makes it understandable, but new questions arise again
What you mean is that the reason why you die with your eyes open and try to make yourself exist in this world is to wait for me?
Bastard! Who will die with you with your eyes open!
Even though you are all dead, you still stay in this world like a ghost with the power of the "Sword of the Sword". That's not to die with your eyes open, otherwise what would you call it? Wait... You just mentioned something... "Sword of the Sword"! Doubt! You said that you were using the power of the "Sword of the Sword", so that you can keep the only remaining consciousness to this day!
That's right! I rely on the power of the 'Sword Stone'...
Wait, let me interrupt, is the "Sword of the Sword" you mentioned, which is called the "Sword of the Sword" among the three legendary secret treasures, together with the "Moonlight Treasure Box" and the "King's New Clothes"?
Right! Otherwise, there is any 'Sword of the Sage'
……
I was so surprised that I couldn't speak!
In the tens of thousands of years of history of the mainland, there are many types of secret treasures and artifacts, and the most recognized and most widely known are the "Moonlight Treasure Box", the "King's New Clothes" and the "Sage Stone"
It is said that these three secret treasures are magical artifacts left by the gods. If the secrets can be unlocked, ordinary people can become gods.
Therefore, the three secret treasures are also called the legacy of the gods
However, the three secret treasures have always been only circulated in the history of the mainland, and I have never heard of anyone who has discovered their traces.
Therefore, it has long been regarded as legends, and some have even regarded them as fictional treasures!
Unexpectedly, at this moment, I would hear this legendary treasure. Not to mention me, anyone would be so surprised that they didn’t know what to say!
Why are you so surprised when you open your mouth so much? Well... Forget it, I can't understand your mood. When I discovered the Stone of the Sage, it seemed like it was similar to you...
After being surprised, I immediately thought of a very important question
Steel (Edward: Don't call me like that, bastard! )…You're dead, right?
Well... I'm dead, I've told you a few times
Well... Since you are dead, don't you think that after you die, you will be over, come naked and leave naked?
Well, what you said is right. People are really completely destroyed after death and don’t care about anything!
So, don't you think that things like treasures are useless to dead people?
Hearing me say this, Edward suddenly rolled his eyes and said angrily: Just say it if you want it! Why are you going around in circles?
As the saying goes, if the water is clear, there will be no fish; if the person is cheap, there will be invincible trees without bark, and if the person has no face, there will be invincible Who am I?
As the slut who went home, I was free to travel among the flowers, picking up girls every day and fucking me, how could I feel embarrassed because my mind was discovered through such a boring little thing!
When I heard him say this, I answered for granted Hehe... Since that's the case, let's take it!
……
Listening to my answer, Edward rolled his eyes and looked at me speechlessly
Why are you looking at me like this
Have seen shameless people, never seen shameless people than you
Wherever it is, it's average!
Alas... Forget it! Anyway, I was planning to give you the "Stone of the Sage"...
I was going to give it to me?
This sentence made me deeply puzzled!
Did he know me long ago?
But no matter what I think, it is impossible!
He was a human being over a hundred years ago and is now dead
And I'm even more a monster who has been sleeping for five hundred years
I really don't want to describe myself like this
However, anyone who knows that I can sleep for five hundred years will most likely treat me as a monster!
Although the time between us is intersecting, I am sure that this is the first time I have seen him today?
Then how could he know me?
When I told him this question, his answer was quite old-fashioned
While I was looking for the Sage Stone, I accidentally found you sleeping naked in the cave under the Nicaragua Falls
OOXX's, a very cliché plot, made me unable to help but spit out and said: So, when you find that I am sleeping with extraordinary power, you decided to give me my "Stone of the Sage"!
Almost the same! But some details are different
What details are different?
It's nothing! I almost made you into a specimen and planned to use it as a tool for experiments
Hold!!!
Hearing such an answer, I couldn't help but curse and swear.
Don't be so angry! I didn't really make you a specimen! Although, I took something from you to study it
I couldn't help but touch myself as soon as I heard this, and looked at it to confirm if there was something missing on me.
No need to look for it, your body is not missing anything! I just pumped some of your blood and semen
I can probably understand how to draw blood, but why do you do semen? Also, why are you going to draw? Why don’t you? You can use your hands or mouth to help me out!!!
Cut...Don't talk nonsense, I need to use my hands to pull your semen as simple as it is! After all, I am an alchemist. I can just make an alchemist tool and simply absorb your semen.
Hearing him say this, I suddenly felt something bad
Oh! Could it be that thing outside the cave, right?
You can't tell that you are quite smart, you can't be right if you guess, strictly speaking it's not all right! The one who used to suck your semen was considered an experimental machine, and asked you for your help. The experiment was very successful, and finally I created an "orgasm experience machine"
Wait, I remember you said, "I did twenty or thirty experiments, but I didn't kill anyone, and the subjects were not complaining, and it proved absolutely nothing." In other words, what you call twenty or thirty experiments... is that I right?
Yes! That's why I said, I asked you to help, the experiment was very successful, and I finally created an "orgasm experience machine"... What do you want to do if you raise the knife so high?
What are you doing? Kill you!
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