There are unexpected situations in the sky, and people have good fortune and good fortune at any time
Good people always live forever, and disasters can always be left behind for thousands of years!
I never think I am a good person. I am very lucky. God seems to agree with it so too...
Leah, wait a moment...thing is not what you think, this little brother has nothing to do with evil scholar
Just as I was nervously holding the sword and trying to take the initiative and give her a sword aura, then relying on the unique skills of Qiu Nian Body Technique to see if I could run away, Master Lu, who just didn't know where he disappeared, suddenly appeared between us.
I didn't expect that he would come forward to help me clarify the misunderstanding, which surprised me very much!
But what is really interesting is that he just called her by a nickname.
In other words...they must have known each other, and they are very intimate...
Suspicion... I didn't expect that my master was here too. Please Shulia was negligent just now and didn't notice that my master was here
Judging from King Arthur's extremely respectful expression, Master Lu must be a man of great origin
It's definitely not just a storyteller
Then, he wanted to buy my knife, and his intention was very controversial!
It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter! I also know that this is your personality. Once you concentrate on something, you often forget what's around you. Haha...
As he spoke, he slowly approached King Arthur, and finally touched her head intimately
In an instant, even me, the audience and service staff who had not escaped on the sidelines were all stunned!
King Arthur, one of the eight masters in the mainland and one of the top ten beauties, such a big shot who is so dicky
In fact, I can allow others to touch her head like this
I believe that not only me, but everyone present should think so. How is that possible!
With the incredible eyes on the audience, Master Lu put his head close to King Arthur's ears, and after he said something,
I saw King Arthur nodding and then regaining the sword in the stone, following Zhuang Xiaowei's departure route
As she left, I saw her seemingly glanced at me
The Words seem to be filled with some thought-provoking meaning...
I was still thinking deeply about the look she had when she left. When it was the meaning of it, Master Lu's handsome smiling face, which seemed to have four eyebrows, suddenly appeared in front of me.
Little brother, please help me solve it for you now. Why not find a place and have a good chat about what happened just now...
Talk about it uncle! How much money have you embezzled!
After King Arthur left, Master Lu took my hand and found a hotel casually
Then, I took out the bank check No. 7, Haijiao, with the amount of 700 million, and kept asking me to sell it to him.
Seeing that I was unmoved, he started to increase his stakes
Checks after checks kept taking them out of his arms
Finally, when the amount was stopped at 3 billion, I finally couldn't help but pull his collar and said the above words.
Little brother, don’t talk nonsense! Uncle got the money right!
I heard you are lying. How can you make such a lot of money as a storyteller? You think I am a three-year-old child!
Little brother, you don’t know this! Uncle, I, when I was young, I once participated in the election of the Second Financial Reform Commission of the ‘Athenia Republic’ and then, I was very lucky to be elected with a high vote. This money is the balance of the election left behind. It is a legitimate amount of money!
Oh! I don’t know what the Secondary Financial Reform Commission is! But an election can give you so much balance, you should be my three-year-old child!
Little brother, don't say you don't know that elections are a very expensive thing. If you don't have the support of companies and funders, you don't have to choose them by yourself.
Oh! I understand, that means that the money is just the bribes given by the funders and companies!
Don't... don't... don't talk nonsense! If you say that, it will make me arrested and imprisoned. This is called political donation, it is a legally recognized act! You understand! Little brother
So that's it! I understand! The law is really useful. If it is used well, it will bring you to heaven. If it is not used well, it will bring you to prison!
Just know! Just know! So there is a saying that doesn’t mean, ‘Behind every successful man, there is a detailed explanation of the law.’ How about it, do you want to buy a set? I know a store and you can get a 60% discount!
It sounds very good... Wait, aren't you discussing whether my knife is sold? Why is it becoming a selling thing to me!
I don't know either! As I talk, I'll start discussing this kind of topic again
Forget it! Uncle, I understand that it is impossible to tell you that it is impossible to sell a knife! Have you never heard of it? ‘The sword is there, and the sword is dead. The sword is the life of a swordsman! If the sword is gone, it means that his life is gone. How can I sell my life to you!
Shuoba said it beautifully, but in fact I really want to sell it in my heart!
A total of 3 billion astronomical figures, if it were normal, let alone one knife or two knife, even if it was a thousand or ten thousand knives, I would have sold them all.
Helplessly, this knife is the key to becoming a master!
Holding it, I am a peerless master with level seven power
Without it, I will become the same liberty man who went home again!
Although the charm of money is really great, in an era when people are unfamiliar with their own locales, strength is much more important than money.
After all, money can be earned, but not everyone has the power of level seven.
Little brother, you really don't think about it
It’s just a big deal! If you say you don’t sell, you won’t sell it. A real man’s words are as good as he can!
OK! The business is still unsuccessful, so I won’t talk about this! Come and drink and eat meat! The dishes have been on sale for a long time, and they should be almost cold
It was very generous on his lips, but I still saw a little disappointed look in his eyes.
I really don't understand!
Zero knife looks ordinary
Except for being bigger, it's no different from a big sword in a weapon shop
Why, he is willing to pay so much money!
Uncle! I really don’t understand you! My knife looks very unique and is not a magical tool. Why are you willing to spend so much money to buy it!
The moment he heard this, Master Lu showed a very strange expression
Little brother, uncle, I am a storyteller who has traveled all over the mainland. I dare not say anything else, but I still have the ability to see things... Speaking of this, Master Lu paused, looked at me for a moment and suddenly lowered his voice and continued: Little brother, don’t say secret words in front of the Mingren, your big knife should also be an unknown artifact...
Artifact!
I don't know if the zero knife produced by eating the treasure of heaven and earth is a magical weapon.
However, it is absolutely not an exaggeration to say that it is an extraordinary sword.
Thinking of this, something suddenly came to my mind...
Uncle, did you just say that you saw three magical artifacts in one day, two of which refer to my sword and King Arthur's Stone Sword?
Well! The three artifacts I just mentioned, two of them are indeed your sword and King Arthur's sword in stone!
Then what is another magical artifact? Why don’t I see it?
Hearing me say this, he suddenly showed a look of a ghostly look surprised
I said... Little brother... you have not only seen, touched, but also picked, licked and slaughtered...
Some inexplicable words made me confused
Uncle, you said that the artifact can be seen and touched, I can understand, but you actually said that I have licked, licked, and then been slaughtered. Is this statement that you didn’t realize is weird?
Little brother, have you never heard of something like a magical tool that can be used in many aspects, for example, women...
What does the artifact have to do with women?
It seemed that I could see my question. Before Master Lu could ask, he spoke first: Little brother, I wonder if you have ever heard of the 'Twelve Women's Twelve Tools'?
Are you a woman’s twelve instruments?
Good question, if you ask about other famous tools, I may not be able to answer
However, I must have taken it for granted that I am a pervert who is lingering among women all day long.
However, I don’t know whether the famous instruments mentioned five hundred years ago are the same as those mentioned five hundred years later?
Therefore, I pretended to ask for advice and asked him
Since you have asked sincerely, we will tell you with great mercy to prevent the world from being destroyed, to protect the world's peace, and to implement love and true evil, which is cute and charming...
Uncle, you seem to have too many digressions...
Sorry, sorry! I accidentally said it too easily. I said the comics I liked after I was a child and the appearance of the bad guy characters. Then I will continue to say that the so-called "women's twelve instruments" refers to the twelve grades of women's vagina: dragon ball, flying dragon, ape, eagle hook, snail, basin, bamboo tube, spring water, duck beak, clam and sheep intestine. The dragon ball among them refers to the narrow jade door, slender skin, but flowersThe position of the heart is not necessarily too deep. When the sun is inserted forward, the center of the flower will suddenly expand very much, and the apex protrudes, which will hit the bell mouth of the male penis. Its shape is like two giant dragons snatching the red coral penis and it will rotate and move immediately. Usually men cannot stand the stimulation of the itchy place, and it is like a crazy lion indulging indulgence. At this time, women will continue to twist their bodies, and the flying dragon is...
Uncle, wait a moment
What's wrong?
If you talk about the "Twelve Famous Tools" like this, you will definitely cause the author to throw eggs away by everyone.
Why?
Do you think in this era of developed Internet, will you not be able to find out what is like "Twelve Famous Tools"?
You are right, but what does it have to do with the author being thrown into an egg?
We only have four or five thousand words in one chapter. If you have a good brain, you can take up half of the chapters like "Twelve Famous Tools" that you can easily check on the Internet. I believe everyone will definitely say that the author will inevitably suffer from the egg baptism of everyone if he is very busy.
That's right, okay! Then I'll say "Twelve Famous Meanings" is indeed very rare, but what if there is a woman whose vagina has more than two famous tools, then what should I do?
What you mean is that I have seen, touched, and even clenched, licked and slaughtered, the magic weapon that I have said so clearly, if I don’t know, I would be a bit stupid
That's right, it's the "artifact" owned by the "Ice Goddess" who slaughtered you hard - the "Twelve Golden Palaces"
‘The Twelve Golden Palaces’!
What a resounding name!
Listening to it always makes people feel excited about the explosion of the small universe
However, what does this ‘Golden Twelve Palaces’ mean?
As the name suggests, the so-called "Twelve Golden Palaces" refers to a vagina with all the characteristics of the "Twelve Famous Tools", the famous instrument among the famous instruments, and the emperor who ruled all the famous instruments, so it is called "Divine Artifacts".
I believe my expression must be very wonderful at this time
The unheard of “Golden Twelve Palaces” really makes me sigh at the extreme!
By the way! I forgot to say that because I wanted to pass the "Golden Twelve Palaces", it was almost impossible for a woman with this magical artifact to climax. So, over time, Huishui Shuang won the title of "Goddess of Ice".
It turns out that she has the same surname as me! Maybe we were the same family five hundred years ago!
To add one more thing, it is said that after a previous emperor slept with a woman with the magical artifact of the "Golden Twelve Palaces", he sighed: Although it is difficult for Shu Road to finally reach the twelve Palaces, it is difficult for people to pass it. If anyone succeeds in breaking the level, I am willing to create a bronze statue of the warrior for everyone to worship and give him the title of "Golden Kidney Warrior".
Fuck you XX!
Which idiot emperor is this!
Stand a bronze statue!
I also gave the title of Golden Holy Warrior!
Look, that country is about to end
Little brother, when I look at your disdainful expression, I know that you misunderstood that the so-called "Golden Kidney Warrior" refers to the "kidney" of the "kidney" rather than the sage of the sage.
Uncle, I think this is all you talk nonsense!
Whoever talks to you, what I say is based on history. If you have time, go check and read the record of the Grand Historian - the Biography of Ma Jiu to see if he records it like this: "Wen Chanlu and Qing'an succeed in breaking into the twelve palaces, the Emperor Nai's stone statue and was also enfeoffed with the Golden Kidney Warrior."
……
Good people always live forever, and disasters can always be left behind for thousands of years!
I never think I am a good person. I am very lucky. God seems to agree with it so too...
Leah, wait a moment...thing is not what you think, this little brother has nothing to do with evil scholar
Just as I was nervously holding the sword and trying to take the initiative and give her a sword aura, then relying on the unique skills of Qiu Nian Body Technique to see if I could run away, Master Lu, who just didn't know where he disappeared, suddenly appeared between us.
I didn't expect that he would come forward to help me clarify the misunderstanding, which surprised me very much!
But what is really interesting is that he just called her by a nickname.
In other words...they must have known each other, and they are very intimate...
Suspicion... I didn't expect that my master was here too. Please Shulia was negligent just now and didn't notice that my master was here
Judging from King Arthur's extremely respectful expression, Master Lu must be a man of great origin
It's definitely not just a storyteller
Then, he wanted to buy my knife, and his intention was very controversial!
It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter! I also know that this is your personality. Once you concentrate on something, you often forget what's around you. Haha...
As he spoke, he slowly approached King Arthur, and finally touched her head intimately
In an instant, even me, the audience and service staff who had not escaped on the sidelines were all stunned!
King Arthur, one of the eight masters in the mainland and one of the top ten beauties, such a big shot who is so dicky
In fact, I can allow others to touch her head like this
I believe that not only me, but everyone present should think so. How is that possible!
With the incredible eyes on the audience, Master Lu put his head close to King Arthur's ears, and after he said something,
I saw King Arthur nodding and then regaining the sword in the stone, following Zhuang Xiaowei's departure route
As she left, I saw her seemingly glanced at me
The Words seem to be filled with some thought-provoking meaning...
I was still thinking deeply about the look she had when she left. When it was the meaning of it, Master Lu's handsome smiling face, which seemed to have four eyebrows, suddenly appeared in front of me.
Little brother, please help me solve it for you now. Why not find a place and have a good chat about what happened just now...
Talk about it uncle! How much money have you embezzled!
After King Arthur left, Master Lu took my hand and found a hotel casually
Then, I took out the bank check No. 7, Haijiao, with the amount of 700 million, and kept asking me to sell it to him.
Seeing that I was unmoved, he started to increase his stakes
Checks after checks kept taking them out of his arms
Finally, when the amount was stopped at 3 billion, I finally couldn't help but pull his collar and said the above words.
Little brother, don’t talk nonsense! Uncle got the money right!
I heard you are lying. How can you make such a lot of money as a storyteller? You think I am a three-year-old child!
Little brother, you don’t know this! Uncle, I, when I was young, I once participated in the election of the Second Financial Reform Commission of the ‘Athenia Republic’ and then, I was very lucky to be elected with a high vote. This money is the balance of the election left behind. It is a legitimate amount of money!
Oh! I don’t know what the Secondary Financial Reform Commission is! But an election can give you so much balance, you should be my three-year-old child!
Little brother, don't say you don't know that elections are a very expensive thing. If you don't have the support of companies and funders, you don't have to choose them by yourself.
Oh! I understand, that means that the money is just the bribes given by the funders and companies!
Don't... don't... don't talk nonsense! If you say that, it will make me arrested and imprisoned. This is called political donation, it is a legally recognized act! You understand! Little brother
So that's it! I understand! The law is really useful. If it is used well, it will bring you to heaven. If it is not used well, it will bring you to prison!
Just know! Just know! So there is a saying that doesn’t mean, ‘Behind every successful man, there is a detailed explanation of the law.’ How about it, do you want to buy a set? I know a store and you can get a 60% discount!
It sounds very good... Wait, aren't you discussing whether my knife is sold? Why is it becoming a selling thing to me!
I don't know either! As I talk, I'll start discussing this kind of topic again
Forget it! Uncle, I understand that it is impossible to tell you that it is impossible to sell a knife! Have you never heard of it? ‘The sword is there, and the sword is dead. The sword is the life of a swordsman! If the sword is gone, it means that his life is gone. How can I sell my life to you!
Shuoba said it beautifully, but in fact I really want to sell it in my heart!
A total of 3 billion astronomical figures, if it were normal, let alone one knife or two knife, even if it was a thousand or ten thousand knives, I would have sold them all.
Helplessly, this knife is the key to becoming a master!
Holding it, I am a peerless master with level seven power
Without it, I will become the same liberty man who went home again!
Although the charm of money is really great, in an era when people are unfamiliar with their own locales, strength is much more important than money.
After all, money can be earned, but not everyone has the power of level seven.
Little brother, you really don't think about it
It’s just a big deal! If you say you don’t sell, you won’t sell it. A real man’s words are as good as he can!
OK! The business is still unsuccessful, so I won’t talk about this! Come and drink and eat meat! The dishes have been on sale for a long time, and they should be almost cold
It was very generous on his lips, but I still saw a little disappointed look in his eyes.
I really don't understand!
Zero knife looks ordinary
Except for being bigger, it's no different from a big sword in a weapon shop
Why, he is willing to pay so much money!
Uncle! I really don’t understand you! My knife looks very unique and is not a magical tool. Why are you willing to spend so much money to buy it!
The moment he heard this, Master Lu showed a very strange expression
Little brother, uncle, I am a storyteller who has traveled all over the mainland. I dare not say anything else, but I still have the ability to see things... Speaking of this, Master Lu paused, looked at me for a moment and suddenly lowered his voice and continued: Little brother, don’t say secret words in front of the Mingren, your big knife should also be an unknown artifact...
Artifact!
I don't know if the zero knife produced by eating the treasure of heaven and earth is a magical weapon.
However, it is absolutely not an exaggeration to say that it is an extraordinary sword.
Thinking of this, something suddenly came to my mind...
Uncle, did you just say that you saw three magical artifacts in one day, two of which refer to my sword and King Arthur's Stone Sword?
Well! The three artifacts I just mentioned, two of them are indeed your sword and King Arthur's sword in stone!
Then what is another magical artifact? Why don’t I see it?
Hearing me say this, he suddenly showed a look of a ghostly look surprised
I said... Little brother... you have not only seen, touched, but also picked, licked and slaughtered...
Some inexplicable words made me confused
Uncle, you said that the artifact can be seen and touched, I can understand, but you actually said that I have licked, licked, and then been slaughtered. Is this statement that you didn’t realize is weird?
Little brother, have you never heard of something like a magical tool that can be used in many aspects, for example, women...
What does the artifact have to do with women?
It seemed that I could see my question. Before Master Lu could ask, he spoke first: Little brother, I wonder if you have ever heard of the 'Twelve Women's Twelve Tools'?
Are you a woman’s twelve instruments?
Good question, if you ask about other famous tools, I may not be able to answer
However, I must have taken it for granted that I am a pervert who is lingering among women all day long.
However, I don’t know whether the famous instruments mentioned five hundred years ago are the same as those mentioned five hundred years later?
Therefore, I pretended to ask for advice and asked him
Since you have asked sincerely, we will tell you with great mercy to prevent the world from being destroyed, to protect the world's peace, and to implement love and true evil, which is cute and charming...
Uncle, you seem to have too many digressions...
Sorry, sorry! I accidentally said it too easily. I said the comics I liked after I was a child and the appearance of the bad guy characters. Then I will continue to say that the so-called "women's twelve instruments" refers to the twelve grades of women's vagina: dragon ball, flying dragon, ape, eagle hook, snail, basin, bamboo tube, spring water, duck beak, clam and sheep intestine. The dragon ball among them refers to the narrow jade door, slender skin, but flowersThe position of the heart is not necessarily too deep. When the sun is inserted forward, the center of the flower will suddenly expand very much, and the apex protrudes, which will hit the bell mouth of the male penis. Its shape is like two giant dragons snatching the red coral penis and it will rotate and move immediately. Usually men cannot stand the stimulation of the itchy place, and it is like a crazy lion indulging indulgence. At this time, women will continue to twist their bodies, and the flying dragon is...
Uncle, wait a moment
What's wrong?
If you talk about the "Twelve Famous Tools" like this, you will definitely cause the author to throw eggs away by everyone.
Why?
Do you think in this era of developed Internet, will you not be able to find out what is like "Twelve Famous Tools"?
You are right, but what does it have to do with the author being thrown into an egg?
We only have four or five thousand words in one chapter. If you have a good brain, you can take up half of the chapters like "Twelve Famous Tools" that you can easily check on the Internet. I believe everyone will definitely say that the author will inevitably suffer from the egg baptism of everyone if he is very busy.
That's right, okay! Then I'll say "Twelve Famous Meanings" is indeed very rare, but what if there is a woman whose vagina has more than two famous tools, then what should I do?
What you mean is that I have seen, touched, and even clenched, licked and slaughtered, the magic weapon that I have said so clearly, if I don’t know, I would be a bit stupid
That's right, it's the "artifact" owned by the "Ice Goddess" who slaughtered you hard - the "Twelve Golden Palaces"
‘The Twelve Golden Palaces’!
What a resounding name!
Listening to it always makes people feel excited about the explosion of the small universe
However, what does this ‘Golden Twelve Palaces’ mean?
As the name suggests, the so-called "Twelve Golden Palaces" refers to a vagina with all the characteristics of the "Twelve Famous Tools", the famous instrument among the famous instruments, and the emperor who ruled all the famous instruments, so it is called "Divine Artifacts".
I believe my expression must be very wonderful at this time
The unheard of “Golden Twelve Palaces” really makes me sigh at the extreme!
By the way! I forgot to say that because I wanted to pass the "Golden Twelve Palaces", it was almost impossible for a woman with this magical artifact to climax. So, over time, Huishui Shuang won the title of "Goddess of Ice".
It turns out that she has the same surname as me! Maybe we were the same family five hundred years ago!
To add one more thing, it is said that after a previous emperor slept with a woman with the magical artifact of the "Golden Twelve Palaces", he sighed: Although it is difficult for Shu Road to finally reach the twelve Palaces, it is difficult for people to pass it. If anyone succeeds in breaking the level, I am willing to create a bronze statue of the warrior for everyone to worship and give him the title of "Golden Kidney Warrior".
Fuck you XX!
Which idiot emperor is this!
Stand a bronze statue!
I also gave the title of Golden Holy Warrior!
Look, that country is about to end
Little brother, when I look at your disdainful expression, I know that you misunderstood that the so-called "Golden Kidney Warrior" refers to the "kidney" of the "kidney" rather than the sage of the sage.
Uncle, I think this is all you talk nonsense!
Whoever talks to you, what I say is based on history. If you have time, go check and read the record of the Grand Historian - the Biography of Ma Jiu to see if he records it like this: "Wen Chanlu and Qing'an succeed in breaking into the twelve palaces, the Emperor Nai's stone statue and was also enfeoffed with the Golden Kidney Warrior."
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