Chapter 2: The origin of the same rent 3

For lunch, I took Candy to the small restaurant next door and ordered three dishes, plus two cans of frozen Diet Coke

Tell me which bad guy did it! I pretend I don't know

You first talk about how you will deal with that bad guy, I'm curious!

Candy opened the coke can, inserted a wheat tube, and handed it to me

There are many ways, such as hanging up and beating, filling pepper water, sitting on a tiger bench, going on an electric chair, burying alive...

I kept talking about all kinds of tortures. Seeing a look of astonishment on Candy's face, I quickly stopped talking, but those are all old routines, I won't choose

Then tell me your trick!

Dip your whole body with syrup and throw it into the pile of ants!

It's so disgusting!

At this time, the first dish was served. I ordered a small sweet and sour dish. Candy picked up a piece, took a bite, looked at me and said: It was sweet, I really can't get used to it.

Yes, Shanghai cuisine is sweet, you just came here and couldn't get used to it. Besides, this meat is made of the meat of the person thrown into the ant pile!

Len, you are not ordinary perverts. Tell me some fun tricks, don't be too disgusting!

OK, how about the keyboard?

It's old-fashioned, no words are allowed on the screen, right! Candy curled his lips

Where is the keyboard, and you have to use your knees to type a review, compare it in Chinese and English!

Loss enough!

At this time, the second dish was served. I ordered braised pork trotters. Candy glanced at it and smiled and said: This is not the one that kneels on the keyboard!

I nodded seriously

Girls usually like to chew on the meat on their bones, and Candy was no exception. He put aside his reserve, grabbed a big guy, and started to feast on his face.

Tell me what other tricks are there!

There are too many things, for example, this bad guy came to the telephone pole with a small advertisement and shouted "I'm saved." What do you think?

Candy's face turned slightly red, pretending not to know how to ask: What kind of small advertisement?

Now, I feel embarrassed to speak. After all, I am not very familiar with it. It’s my first time having a meal!

At this time, the third dish finally arrived late. Candy took a look and said badly: Don’t have a big background!

When I saw it, I laughed secretly.

The one who came was Kung Pao Chicken

It seems that the bad guy was finally out of help, hehe, he was not saved! Candy teased while drinking Coke

Yes, yes, I buried my head in my meal, thinking in my heart, Candy is really a beautiful girl

OK, tell me who did it!

No, you can hurt you too much, I don’t want to harm others!

Please, I have bribed all the bribes, and I won’t say anything yet. Be careful that I will report you to the Independent Commission Against Corruption!

OK OK OK I'll tell you that you can, and I'll agree to a condition first!

Say it!

It depends on what you have to say!

Candy pondered for a moment and said: I am the whistleblower, the whistleblower is protected, right?

Oops!

Is that right? Candy urged

Yes, yes! What else can I say? This little girl is so bad!

Then I'll report it!

Yes! I looked at her with wide eyes

Candy raised her hand timidly, her innocent eyes blinked

I just wanted to say that I knew it was you, but Candy then pointed the raised hand at me and said with a smile: I report that you got yourself drunk!

I'm down!

Don't hit me, I promised to protect the whistleblower! Candy laughed loudly

She was fooled by her, alas!