In 21xx, an old man who was about to die knelt in front of the grave, and couldn't help but burst into tears: My grandson is unworthy. For so many years, I have been waiting, and I haven't waited for the World Cup to qualify. I am ashamed of my ancestors!After saying that, he was angry and attacked his heart, his whole body trembled and then stopped moving.
Those eyes were still wide open, and they were dying with their eyes open!!
After his grandson died, he went to heaven. One day he met God, and God said: I can satisfy your wish.
He said: Can Japan’s island be sunk?
God said: This is too difficult, let's change it.
The grandson said again: Then I want the Chinese team to qualify for the World Cup.
God wiped the cold sweat from his head and said: What was your previous wish?Take the globe and see it.
This is a very famous online joke on the Internet in mainland China. Many people have heard it and everyone thinks so. As a result... my mother asked me why I was kneeling to watch the football game. I just want to say: Brother Xiao, please accept the knee I offered, you are the God on the football field.
Cai Yanzhi and the others have a very strange expression now. Although they knew that Ye Yu’s plan was to create a yellow-skinned football king, it was incredible that the real shot king appeared. It felt even more outrageous than the previous meteorite fall. Isn’t this man really a God?
I have to say that Ronaldo has really been under pressure for a long time today. In fact, it is not just him, but Messi is the same now. He used to simply appreciate Xiao Junguang's football skills. Now, the pressure is so great. How can you show off like this?
Although the pressure is very high and the mood is very complicated, the game still starts very quickly, and then a scene that surprised everyone appears. Portugal actually launched a defensive counterattack and did not plan to attack at all. You should know that even Italy, which is famous for its defense, had attacks in the first half. Although he didn't score a goal, he was scored, but you set up a bus as soon as you came... It's so embarrassing, you are Portugal, ranked ninth in the world.
Ronaldo also felt a little embarrassed. After all, everyone thinks it is natural for the Chinese team to play like this. Putting aside Xiao Junguang, all the players in the entire Chinese team are not as expensive as Ronaldo. There are more than five players in the Portuguese team alone that are worth more than this value.
Portugal is relatively not that strong. For several top teams who are popular in winning the championship, there are still many more than US$500 million. Although the Chinese team now has US$300 million, 2.5 billion of these 300 million are Xiao Junguang's personal value. Putting aside him, the 22 talents of the entire team are worth US$50 million.
However, the Chinese fans were quite happy, especially after discovering that Japan and South Korea came to study, they were indescribable. This time it was finally their turn to show off.
Although the boss didn't come, his secretary came, and was mainly surprised by the exaggerated record. He asked the secretary to come over to confirm that if he was really powerful and had a chance to win the Hercules Cup, then he came here to vacation for a month and worked hard for decades, but he still couldn't enjoy it well?
In the fifteenth minute, William Carvalho (Sports Athletic Lisbon) once again initiated an attack on the left and broke away from Zheng Zhi and cut inside. The Chinese team's deputy captain Zheng Zhi fouled, giving Portugal a free kick opportunity in the frontcourt.
Ronaldo personally took the free kick and hit the wall to refract the line. Seeing that the Chinese goalkeeper was powerless and Portugal was about to score a goal to break the deadlock, Xiao Jun made his foot bare feet and directly used his ultimate move to react and speed. He directly bounced Ronaldo's shot out accurately and accurately. Although it was not as exaggerated as the backcourt's goal, he easily bounced the ball outside the penalty area, which made everyone speechless.
This reactionary kick speed cannon is no secret now. It is one of Xiao Junguang's three ultimate moves. It is often impossible to hit the free kick directly because of this move. It is really a goalkeeper than the goalkeeper. At critical moments, you can really bounce the ball accurately. It is said that it is Tai Chi from China, which uses force to hit the force and can make a big move.
The Chinese fans who saw Xiao Junguang successfully kicked off and blocked Cristiano Ronaldo's sure goal were so excited. However, many foreign fans were speechless when they watched the strong team that came to watch. Is this the legendary Kung Fu football?
Is Kung Fu and Football really a big deal?
It is uncertain whether there is any problem with Kung Fu Jia football, but as long as Xiao Junguang is on the court, it is very difficult to score a free kick directly. This is what many teams have tried before. Bayern fell in this way. Bayern really wants to buy Xiao Junguang to form the Big Three of Bayern, and has also contacted him privately, but it is useless. It is not a matter of money.
So now everyone has summarized a complete set of tactics for slashing the Xiaoxiao, that is, don’t shoot directly. When Xiao Junguang has entered the penalty area to make up for defense, he must not shoot from a long shot. He must attack and push the shot. Unless he cannot catch up outside the penalty area, it is better not shoot from a long shot, it is a waste of opportunity.
Although they were all defensive counterattacks, they did not attack at all. They slowly started a tentative attack. The back and forth between the two sides made the fans on the scene trembled.
About fifteen minutes from Ronaldo's free kick, the Chinese team attacked from the left. Xiao Junguang scored a ball from the front of the penalty area. After Wu Lei stopped the ball with his back, he made Elkeson who was inserted.
Elkeson directly stepped forward. According to the usual tactical exercises, he gave Xiao Junguang outside the penalty area, and was not allowed to shoot long shots outside the penalty area. If there was such a long shot opportunity, he would give Xiao Junguang. The main task of their frontcourt players was to break into the penalty area and shoot in the penalty area.
This tactic is very simple, so Portugal is also prepared and does not give Elkeson the chance to enter the penalty area and shoot, so Elkeson immediately passed the ball directly. He knew that Xiao Junguang would definitely catch up with the ball and shot directly from a long shot.
Xiao Junguang, wearing the captain's armband, really asked Ronaldo to drop it, followed directly, shot angrily, and knocked on the goal guarded by Portuguese goalkeeper Patricio (Sporting Lisbon).
Those eyes were still wide open, and they were dying with their eyes open!!
After his grandson died, he went to heaven. One day he met God, and God said: I can satisfy your wish.
He said: Can Japan’s island be sunk?
God said: This is too difficult, let's change it.
The grandson said again: Then I want the Chinese team to qualify for the World Cup.
God wiped the cold sweat from his head and said: What was your previous wish?Take the globe and see it.
This is a very famous online joke on the Internet in mainland China. Many people have heard it and everyone thinks so. As a result... my mother asked me why I was kneeling to watch the football game. I just want to say: Brother Xiao, please accept the knee I offered, you are the God on the football field.
Cai Yanzhi and the others have a very strange expression now. Although they knew that Ye Yu’s plan was to create a yellow-skinned football king, it was incredible that the real shot king appeared. It felt even more outrageous than the previous meteorite fall. Isn’t this man really a God?
I have to say that Ronaldo has really been under pressure for a long time today. In fact, it is not just him, but Messi is the same now. He used to simply appreciate Xiao Junguang's football skills. Now, the pressure is so great. How can you show off like this?
Although the pressure is very high and the mood is very complicated, the game still starts very quickly, and then a scene that surprised everyone appears. Portugal actually launched a defensive counterattack and did not plan to attack at all. You should know that even Italy, which is famous for its defense, had attacks in the first half. Although he didn't score a goal, he was scored, but you set up a bus as soon as you came... It's so embarrassing, you are Portugal, ranked ninth in the world.
Ronaldo also felt a little embarrassed. After all, everyone thinks it is natural for the Chinese team to play like this. Putting aside Xiao Junguang, all the players in the entire Chinese team are not as expensive as Ronaldo. There are more than five players in the Portuguese team alone that are worth more than this value.
Portugal is relatively not that strong. For several top teams who are popular in winning the championship, there are still many more than US$500 million. Although the Chinese team now has US$300 million, 2.5 billion of these 300 million are Xiao Junguang's personal value. Putting aside him, the 22 talents of the entire team are worth US$50 million.
However, the Chinese fans were quite happy, especially after discovering that Japan and South Korea came to study, they were indescribable. This time it was finally their turn to show off.
Although the boss didn't come, his secretary came, and was mainly surprised by the exaggerated record. He asked the secretary to come over to confirm that if he was really powerful and had a chance to win the Hercules Cup, then he came here to vacation for a month and worked hard for decades, but he still couldn't enjoy it well?
In the fifteenth minute, William Carvalho (Sports Athletic Lisbon) once again initiated an attack on the left and broke away from Zheng Zhi and cut inside. The Chinese team's deputy captain Zheng Zhi fouled, giving Portugal a free kick opportunity in the frontcourt.
Ronaldo personally took the free kick and hit the wall to refract the line. Seeing that the Chinese goalkeeper was powerless and Portugal was about to score a goal to break the deadlock, Xiao Jun made his foot bare feet and directly used his ultimate move to react and speed. He directly bounced Ronaldo's shot out accurately and accurately. Although it was not as exaggerated as the backcourt's goal, he easily bounced the ball outside the penalty area, which made everyone speechless.
This reactionary kick speed cannon is no secret now. It is one of Xiao Junguang's three ultimate moves. It is often impossible to hit the free kick directly because of this move. It is really a goalkeeper than the goalkeeper. At critical moments, you can really bounce the ball accurately. It is said that it is Tai Chi from China, which uses force to hit the force and can make a big move.
The Chinese fans who saw Xiao Junguang successfully kicked off and blocked Cristiano Ronaldo's sure goal were so excited. However, many foreign fans were speechless when they watched the strong team that came to watch. Is this the legendary Kung Fu football?
Is Kung Fu and Football really a big deal?
It is uncertain whether there is any problem with Kung Fu Jia football, but as long as Xiao Junguang is on the court, it is very difficult to score a free kick directly. This is what many teams have tried before. Bayern fell in this way. Bayern really wants to buy Xiao Junguang to form the Big Three of Bayern, and has also contacted him privately, but it is useless. It is not a matter of money.
So now everyone has summarized a complete set of tactics for slashing the Xiaoxiao, that is, don’t shoot directly. When Xiao Junguang has entered the penalty area to make up for defense, he must not shoot from a long shot. He must attack and push the shot. Unless he cannot catch up outside the penalty area, it is better not shoot from a long shot, it is a waste of opportunity.
Although they were all defensive counterattacks, they did not attack at all. They slowly started a tentative attack. The back and forth between the two sides made the fans on the scene trembled.
About fifteen minutes from Ronaldo's free kick, the Chinese team attacked from the left. Xiao Junguang scored a ball from the front of the penalty area. After Wu Lei stopped the ball with his back, he made Elkeson who was inserted.
Elkeson directly stepped forward. According to the usual tactical exercises, he gave Xiao Junguang outside the penalty area, and was not allowed to shoot long shots outside the penalty area. If there was such a long shot opportunity, he would give Xiao Junguang. The main task of their frontcourt players was to break into the penalty area and shoot in the penalty area.
This tactic is very simple, so Portugal is also prepared and does not give Elkeson the chance to enter the penalty area and shoot, so Elkeson immediately passed the ball directly. He knew that Xiao Junguang would definitely catch up with the ball and shot directly from a long shot.
Xiao Junguang, wearing the captain's armband, really asked Ronaldo to drop it, followed directly, shot angrily, and knocked on the goal guarded by Portuguese goalkeeper Patricio (Sporting Lisbon).
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