After reading a message in the QQ group, Hou Dao almost smiled back and forth because the message was not only explicit, but also precisely described, fully demonstrating the author's yellow wisdom.
Nude photo lyrics (the author is unknown, and it was written in the famous "Mulan Ci")
JJ BB, Ajiao household wet
Don't hear your gurgle, but only hear your girl breathing
What do you think of the girl?
What do you think of the girl?
Women also have thoughts, women also have memories
I saw a new post last night, so I got some big names
Twelve volumes of lewd photos, with a beautiful name in the volume
Ajiao has no husband, and no one cares about her new couple
I wish to be the champion of West Malaysia and fight every night from now on
Buy lace in the east market, buy stockings in the west market, buy condoms in the south market, buy equipment in the north market
Leave my grandmother and stay in Chen Mansion at night
Don't hear the grandmother call the female voice, but you hear the sausages of Chen's sausages splashing
After leaving Chen Mansion on the Day, I arrived at Yuanyang Shop at the evening
Don't hear fans call female voices, but you hear Nikon's camera tweet
Go to your appointment thousands of miles away, and you will fly across the mountains
The lustful spirit spreads to the sky, the iron light shines on the underwear
Not afraid of the hardships of a hundred battles, I will be grind for several years
The news broke and met the reporter, the reporter sat in the Mingtang
Twelve microphones, hundreds of thousands of viewers
The reporter asked the reason, Gillian was too stupid and naive, and if you want to blame, you blame Chen Lassaus, very bad and hooligan. When the grandmother heard that the daughter came, Guo was going to support the general; when the sister heard that the sister came, she had no time to treat the red makeup; when the younger brother heard that the sister came, she sharpened her gun and turned to the lewd yellow
Close the door of my room and sit on my spring bed; take off my tired clothes and sleep with me; turn on the monitor, and there is yellow on the opposite side
Send pictures to your colleagues, and they are all shocked
After twelve years of entering the industry, I don’t know that Guanxi is a pervert. The male legs are complicated and the female eyes are blurred.
The photos are everywhere, how can I braid me?
Haha, who wrote these trash tricks, really made a lot of brains! After reading this article "The Little Pictures", Hou Dao couldn't help laughing and said
Yes, the true color is so good? He actually wrote such a vivid thing! Yin Rou couldn't help laughing and said, "I see this person's yellow level is really up to you!"
What? How can I have this level? Even if I have this level, I can't write this trick! When Hou Dao saw Yin Rou's erotic words joking with him, his face turned red
Is that right? You once told me that the one who recited the poem by three sons-in-law was unprecedented, but today I finally found a poem that was incomparable to your lewd poem! Yin Rou continued to tease Hou Dao
Yes, but I think the second couplet I published is more skillful! Seeing Yin Rou teasing him, Hou Dao didn't hesitate to take out the things she said about the master's love for his master's wife and his wife loves to move the bed, and then teased her.
What? You bullied me! Yin Rou quickly understood what Hou Dao said, turned around and grabbed Hou Dao's face and said, "You guy, really evil!"
Ouch, it hurts me so much, it hurts me so much! You can't be gentle! Hou Dao pretended to be very painful and screamed in exaggeratedly
Go and go, you will pretend, and then continue to watch! Yin Rou no longer hassle with him, so she continues to check QQ information.
Seeing this, Hou Dao had to stop as soon as possible and continued to read the QQ information with her.
By the way, isn’t that adapted from a poem in “Dream of Red Mansions”? When Hou Dao saw the lyrics in it at a glance, he remembered the set of poems in “Dream of Red Mansions” that his daughter was worried about her daughter’s sadness and joy.
Where is it? Yin Rou didn't expect that someone would edit the lyrics in "Dream of Red Mansions" to tease this matter, so he asked Hou Dao in surprise and said that
It's there! Look, my daughter is sad, her pure image is in danger; my daughter is worried, how to marry a prince in the future; my daughter is happy, it's so comfortable to snatch the belly and play the flute; my daughter is happy, and she is so happy that she is holding a jade stick in her mouth... Hou Dao pointed to a passage on the display screen for Yin Rou
What thing! vulgar, despicable, shameless! Yin Rou immediately started to curse when she saw that passage. He was actually graffitied in "Dream of Red Mansions"? That person is really dirty. Is it worth it to be so angry? There are too many spoofs on the Internet today! You said that even Confucius has women who are shameless and dare to seduce, and there is nothing else that can't be done! Just as Confucius said: It's tolerant, it's not to be angry, now the Internet is like this, good news spreads quickly, bad news spreads equally quickly! There is such a pornographic incident, and someone will tease you. It's expected! Seeing Yin Rou being so angry, Hou Dao had to immediately comfort her and say that she can't be sad because she is pregnant with his child in her belly.
Let’s not talk about it, you see, this wrong lyric is even more infuriating! Yin Rou found that a wrong lyric came from the QQ group power and pointed it to Hou Dao angrily
Hou Dao looked carefully and found that it was more ironic
There was Ximen Qing in ancient times, and there was Guan Xilang now; picking dozens of flowers, each of which is a beautiful girl; single nunstop under the crotch, also known as Chen Lassaus; fighting on the gums for the son of the dragon power; being a master of the son, he fought on the gums; being a master of skill and brave, famous in Xiangjiang; attracting many actresses to taste one by one; confronting dozens of degrees, filming and collecting; being a little careless, the erotic photos spread in the east; making headlines every day, and spring light spread everywhere; being strange and scattered arrows, the Internet police were busy; eventually losing the street pavilion, a total of 500 photos; being circulated, attracting countless wolves; everyone is in an uproar, and Gillian came to end; very stupid and innocent, forcing her to be happy; Bozhi was speechless, and she was heartbroken in the deep room; the Tingfeng did not show his edge, and the official was appointed as the King of Green Forest; he had no trouble in a century, and now he ran into it; netizens praised him in unison, Guan Xi was really strong; holding a film festival next year, Hong Kong awarded the actress; Adult Oscar, Best Actor Award!
This poem reveals the ugliness of the entertainment industry vividly! Hou Dao smiled and said to Yin Rou, "Why don't you laugh at such a funny thing? What's so funny! This is putting salt on someone's wounds! The behavior is dirty! When Yin Rou saw Hou Dao talking about the incident of teasing pornographic photos, she felt very uncomfortable and said to him with a angrily angrily."
No funny, no funny, it's better to be funny than the stories I told, or to be funny than the stories I told... When Hou Dao saw Yin Rou being unhappy about hiding the incident of pornographic photos, he hurriedly changed the topic and pleased her and said
Are you bragging? When Yin Rou saw Hou Dao please her, she immediately curled her lips and replied, "
Never brag! I tell you, my other abilities are outstanding, but my bragging ability is always inferior! Hou Dao gently touched Yin Rou's belly and said
Go and go! You are not bragging yet, your words are obviously bragging!
Don't brag, you don't believe it, I'll tell you a story, and I'll guarantee you will find it interesting. Seeing that Yin Rou didn't believe him, Hou Dao decided to take out the story he thought of to tell her, making her happy and preventing her from getting angry about Hou Dao's slandering photos
Then you can say something, and let go if you have farts! Yin Rou laughed as she said that
Seeing this, Hou Dao talked endlessly about the story he thought was funny.
A female college student who likes poetry cannot find a job, so she has to sell her body to support herself
She was selling her body, and in order to show that she was well-educated and educated, she liked to quote some poems and lyrics without any reason.
One day she found a client, bargained with the client, and unknowingly quoted poems.
She told the client: It’s not expensive to meet you for a thousand miles!
Unexpectedly, the client is full of ink and likes to dance and show off his literary talent
After hearing this, he immediately bargained: Is it okay to have fifty dollars in a thousand miles?
When she heard this, she felt that although the client was bargaining, she still had some ink in her stomach, so she said to him: "The spring breeze wants to pass the Yumen Pass at least 13!" When the client heard this, she was secretly happy. This lady was really extraordinary. The bargaining was like a poem. No, with my poetry skills, I must not lose to her. The matchmaker replied without hesitation: Where is the world? Will it be fine if you do it for 80 yuan?
When she heard that the matchmaker kept pressing the price, she decided to give some temptation to increase the price a little.
She said to the mediator loudly: The lotus flowers are different when they are hard day, don’t pretend to be poor when you pick up girls!
When the client heard the lady seducing him, he smiled and found another reason: Frost leaves are redder than February flowers, and even if you have money, you have to count as flowers!
When the lady saw that the matchmaker wanted to spend the least amount of money and enjoy more sexual blessings, she said to him again: Is the price of parking and having sex in Fenglinwan?
……
Stop, stop! You made it up by yourself! It seems that you have gained experience in bargaining for Miss Wan! Before Hou Dao finished speaking, Yin Rou interrupted him
Where, where, I only have you in my heart, how could I go and play with a lady! When Hou Dao saw that he changed the topic in order to make Yin Rou happy, he was suspicious of Yin Rou, and the couple panicked
Haha, look at your promising prospect! You are so scared? I said you were so scared! Seeing Hou Dao's panic, Yin Rou couldn't help laughing, saying, is the story you told pirated or original?
Hehe, what do you think? Hou Dao smiled foolishly
I said, people like you who are full of bad minds have a greater possibility of original creation! Yin Rou smiled and said to Hou Dao, if it was really your original creation, you would have a little bit of a bad idea!
Haha, Master Duo Meng praised! Under your teachings, my potential has been gained and realized, and this is all your credit! Hou Dao smiled and said to please Yin Rou
Look at your sweet mouth!
Why, is my mouth very sweet? Come and try it! Hou Dao smiled and leaned against Yin Rou's mouth
Yin Rou smiled, licked Hou Dao's lips gently, and said to him with a smile: Am I scanning your letter today? I won't let you comment on nude photos!
No, no... Seeing that Yin Rou was so direct and just as he was talking about his heart, Hou Dao strongly denied it
Hehe, don't deny it, I know don't be angry about what you are thinking, it's all about me looking at the problem with emotions! Let's take a closer look at the nude photos! Yin Rou smiled shyly
Hou Dao was shocked and couldn't figure out what it meant to oppose him to look at the nude photos carefully.
Look, I specifically approved you today! Yin Rou smiled and showed the nude photos one by one through slideshows
good!
The room was quiet, and Hou Dao and Yin Rou were all focused on appreciating the nude photos.
The exposed and attractive nude photos of female celebrities are presented to them one by one with the slideshow
Hou Dao learned the lesson of the photos that made Yin Rou unhappy, but just watched silently without sending a single word of comment.
But unexpectedly, Yin Rou made a request that he never dreamed of in his dream.
Nude photo lyrics (the author is unknown, and it was written in the famous "Mulan Ci")
JJ BB, Ajiao household wet
Don't hear your gurgle, but only hear your girl breathing
What do you think of the girl?
What do you think of the girl?
Women also have thoughts, women also have memories
I saw a new post last night, so I got some big names
Twelve volumes of lewd photos, with a beautiful name in the volume
Ajiao has no husband, and no one cares about her new couple
I wish to be the champion of West Malaysia and fight every night from now on
Buy lace in the east market, buy stockings in the west market, buy condoms in the south market, buy equipment in the north market
Leave my grandmother and stay in Chen Mansion at night
Don't hear the grandmother call the female voice, but you hear the sausages of Chen's sausages splashing
After leaving Chen Mansion on the Day, I arrived at Yuanyang Shop at the evening
Don't hear fans call female voices, but you hear Nikon's camera tweet
Go to your appointment thousands of miles away, and you will fly across the mountains
The lustful spirit spreads to the sky, the iron light shines on the underwear
Not afraid of the hardships of a hundred battles, I will be grind for several years
The news broke and met the reporter, the reporter sat in the Mingtang
Twelve microphones, hundreds of thousands of viewers
The reporter asked the reason, Gillian was too stupid and naive, and if you want to blame, you blame Chen Lassaus, very bad and hooligan. When the grandmother heard that the daughter came, Guo was going to support the general; when the sister heard that the sister came, she had no time to treat the red makeup; when the younger brother heard that the sister came, she sharpened her gun and turned to the lewd yellow
Close the door of my room and sit on my spring bed; take off my tired clothes and sleep with me; turn on the monitor, and there is yellow on the opposite side
Send pictures to your colleagues, and they are all shocked
After twelve years of entering the industry, I don’t know that Guanxi is a pervert. The male legs are complicated and the female eyes are blurred.
The photos are everywhere, how can I braid me?
Haha, who wrote these trash tricks, really made a lot of brains! After reading this article "The Little Pictures", Hou Dao couldn't help laughing and said
Yes, the true color is so good? He actually wrote such a vivid thing! Yin Rou couldn't help laughing and said, "I see this person's yellow level is really up to you!"
What? How can I have this level? Even if I have this level, I can't write this trick! When Hou Dao saw Yin Rou's erotic words joking with him, his face turned red
Is that right? You once told me that the one who recited the poem by three sons-in-law was unprecedented, but today I finally found a poem that was incomparable to your lewd poem! Yin Rou continued to tease Hou Dao
Yes, but I think the second couplet I published is more skillful! Seeing Yin Rou teasing him, Hou Dao didn't hesitate to take out the things she said about the master's love for his master's wife and his wife loves to move the bed, and then teased her.
What? You bullied me! Yin Rou quickly understood what Hou Dao said, turned around and grabbed Hou Dao's face and said, "You guy, really evil!"
Ouch, it hurts me so much, it hurts me so much! You can't be gentle! Hou Dao pretended to be very painful and screamed in exaggeratedly
Go and go, you will pretend, and then continue to watch! Yin Rou no longer hassle with him, so she continues to check QQ information.
Seeing this, Hou Dao had to stop as soon as possible and continued to read the QQ information with her.
By the way, isn’t that adapted from a poem in “Dream of Red Mansions”? When Hou Dao saw the lyrics in it at a glance, he remembered the set of poems in “Dream of Red Mansions” that his daughter was worried about her daughter’s sadness and joy.
Where is it? Yin Rou didn't expect that someone would edit the lyrics in "Dream of Red Mansions" to tease this matter, so he asked Hou Dao in surprise and said that
It's there! Look, my daughter is sad, her pure image is in danger; my daughter is worried, how to marry a prince in the future; my daughter is happy, it's so comfortable to snatch the belly and play the flute; my daughter is happy, and she is so happy that she is holding a jade stick in her mouth... Hou Dao pointed to a passage on the display screen for Yin Rou
What thing! vulgar, despicable, shameless! Yin Rou immediately started to curse when she saw that passage. He was actually graffitied in "Dream of Red Mansions"? That person is really dirty. Is it worth it to be so angry? There are too many spoofs on the Internet today! You said that even Confucius has women who are shameless and dare to seduce, and there is nothing else that can't be done! Just as Confucius said: It's tolerant, it's not to be angry, now the Internet is like this, good news spreads quickly, bad news spreads equally quickly! There is such a pornographic incident, and someone will tease you. It's expected! Seeing Yin Rou being so angry, Hou Dao had to immediately comfort her and say that she can't be sad because she is pregnant with his child in her belly.
Let’s not talk about it, you see, this wrong lyric is even more infuriating! Yin Rou found that a wrong lyric came from the QQ group power and pointed it to Hou Dao angrily
Hou Dao looked carefully and found that it was more ironic
There was Ximen Qing in ancient times, and there was Guan Xilang now; picking dozens of flowers, each of which is a beautiful girl; single nunstop under the crotch, also known as Chen Lassaus; fighting on the gums for the son of the dragon power; being a master of the son, he fought on the gums; being a master of skill and brave, famous in Xiangjiang; attracting many actresses to taste one by one; confronting dozens of degrees, filming and collecting; being a little careless, the erotic photos spread in the east; making headlines every day, and spring light spread everywhere; being strange and scattered arrows, the Internet police were busy; eventually losing the street pavilion, a total of 500 photos; being circulated, attracting countless wolves; everyone is in an uproar, and Gillian came to end; very stupid and innocent, forcing her to be happy; Bozhi was speechless, and she was heartbroken in the deep room; the Tingfeng did not show his edge, and the official was appointed as the King of Green Forest; he had no trouble in a century, and now he ran into it; netizens praised him in unison, Guan Xi was really strong; holding a film festival next year, Hong Kong awarded the actress; Adult Oscar, Best Actor Award!
This poem reveals the ugliness of the entertainment industry vividly! Hou Dao smiled and said to Yin Rou, "Why don't you laugh at such a funny thing? What's so funny! This is putting salt on someone's wounds! The behavior is dirty! When Yin Rou saw Hou Dao talking about the incident of teasing pornographic photos, she felt very uncomfortable and said to him with a angrily angrily."
No funny, no funny, it's better to be funny than the stories I told, or to be funny than the stories I told... When Hou Dao saw Yin Rou being unhappy about hiding the incident of pornographic photos, he hurriedly changed the topic and pleased her and said
Are you bragging? When Yin Rou saw Hou Dao please her, she immediately curled her lips and replied, "
Never brag! I tell you, my other abilities are outstanding, but my bragging ability is always inferior! Hou Dao gently touched Yin Rou's belly and said
Go and go! You are not bragging yet, your words are obviously bragging!
Don't brag, you don't believe it, I'll tell you a story, and I'll guarantee you will find it interesting. Seeing that Yin Rou didn't believe him, Hou Dao decided to take out the story he thought of to tell her, making her happy and preventing her from getting angry about Hou Dao's slandering photos
Then you can say something, and let go if you have farts! Yin Rou laughed as she said that
Seeing this, Hou Dao talked endlessly about the story he thought was funny.
A female college student who likes poetry cannot find a job, so she has to sell her body to support herself
She was selling her body, and in order to show that she was well-educated and educated, she liked to quote some poems and lyrics without any reason.
One day she found a client, bargained with the client, and unknowingly quoted poems.
She told the client: It’s not expensive to meet you for a thousand miles!
Unexpectedly, the client is full of ink and likes to dance and show off his literary talent
After hearing this, he immediately bargained: Is it okay to have fifty dollars in a thousand miles?
When she heard this, she felt that although the client was bargaining, she still had some ink in her stomach, so she said to him: "The spring breeze wants to pass the Yumen Pass at least 13!" When the client heard this, she was secretly happy. This lady was really extraordinary. The bargaining was like a poem. No, with my poetry skills, I must not lose to her. The matchmaker replied without hesitation: Where is the world? Will it be fine if you do it for 80 yuan?
When she heard that the matchmaker kept pressing the price, she decided to give some temptation to increase the price a little.
She said to the mediator loudly: The lotus flowers are different when they are hard day, don’t pretend to be poor when you pick up girls!
When the client heard the lady seducing him, he smiled and found another reason: Frost leaves are redder than February flowers, and even if you have money, you have to count as flowers!
When the lady saw that the matchmaker wanted to spend the least amount of money and enjoy more sexual blessings, she said to him again: Is the price of parking and having sex in Fenglinwan?
……
Stop, stop! You made it up by yourself! It seems that you have gained experience in bargaining for Miss Wan! Before Hou Dao finished speaking, Yin Rou interrupted him
Where, where, I only have you in my heart, how could I go and play with a lady! When Hou Dao saw that he changed the topic in order to make Yin Rou happy, he was suspicious of Yin Rou, and the couple panicked
Haha, look at your promising prospect! You are so scared? I said you were so scared! Seeing Hou Dao's panic, Yin Rou couldn't help laughing, saying, is the story you told pirated or original?
Hehe, what do you think? Hou Dao smiled foolishly
I said, people like you who are full of bad minds have a greater possibility of original creation! Yin Rou smiled and said to Hou Dao, if it was really your original creation, you would have a little bit of a bad idea!
Haha, Master Duo Meng praised! Under your teachings, my potential has been gained and realized, and this is all your credit! Hou Dao smiled and said to please Yin Rou
Look at your sweet mouth!
Why, is my mouth very sweet? Come and try it! Hou Dao smiled and leaned against Yin Rou's mouth
Yin Rou smiled, licked Hou Dao's lips gently, and said to him with a smile: Am I scanning your letter today? I won't let you comment on nude photos!
No, no... Seeing that Yin Rou was so direct and just as he was talking about his heart, Hou Dao strongly denied it
Hehe, don't deny it, I know don't be angry about what you are thinking, it's all about me looking at the problem with emotions! Let's take a closer look at the nude photos! Yin Rou smiled shyly
Hou Dao was shocked and couldn't figure out what it meant to oppose him to look at the nude photos carefully.
Look, I specifically approved you today! Yin Rou smiled and showed the nude photos one by one through slideshows
good!
The room was quiet, and Hou Dao and Yin Rou were all focused on appreciating the nude photos.
The exposed and attractive nude photos of female celebrities are presented to them one by one with the slideshow
Hou Dao learned the lesson of the photos that made Yin Rou unhappy, but just watched silently without sending a single word of comment.
But unexpectedly, Yin Rou made a request that he never dreamed of in his dream.
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