Houdao and Liu Xin finally set off. They went to a coastal city closer to Beijing for a trip.
So they drove their private car
Houdao drove happily towards the city, but when he arrived at the booked hotel, he met Zhuang Dexiang and Zhen Yingjie, and took Liu Jiajia and Dou Xinyi there respectively.
To his surprise, they not only went on a trip to the same city as Houdao on the same day, but also lived in several rooms next to the same hotel on the same floor.
Hou Dao walked into the room, closed the door, and asked Liu Xin softly: Did you make an agreement with them? Why are they here too?
Yes, what's wrong? Are you still afraid that they will not succeed? We have obtained a marriage certificate now. You are not willing to play with them in a legitimate manner. Liu Xin looked at Hou Dao in surprise. He took advantage of the opportunity to communicate more. He may not be able to become close friends and an important part of his connections!
Is that true? If you say this, I have nothing to say. I just feel awkward to be with them! When Hou Dao saw that Liu Xin was right, he couldn't object to her anymore.
There is nothing awkward! Just communicate more and get used to it! Liu Xin smiled and said, "You can't avoid not dealing with them, so it's better to adjust your mindset early and actively interact with them. You don't need me to tell you!"...
I know! I know! In fact, everyone understands everything, but it just doesn't expose it. Today, everyone is here and meets each other. No one needs to say anything else. Everyone is the same. What else can I be afraid of? I am not bragging. I will not be much worse than them in terms of eloquence. I am better than them in terms of fists. Even in terms of sexual ability, they are not my opponent... When Hou Dao saw Liu Xin telling him like a child, he felt very embarrassed, so he had to say to her in a teasing tone to cover up his inner embarrassment.
Yes, you should be more confident in front of them! Unexpectedly, Liu Xin also boasted about Houdao's meaning.
Haha, OK, call them and ask them to have dinner together! Hou Dao turned around and said to Liu Xin
Since I met a group of people and asked them to give them face when they called for dinner, they also showed that they could do things, how could I miss such a good opportunity?
Then you fight! Liu Xin also thought Hou Dao’s idea was good, so she agreed with him.
Then Hou Dao called Zhen Yingjie, Zhuang Dexiang, Liu Jiajia and Dou Xinyi for dinner together
They were a little polite and agreed
Liu Xin was very excited and went to the hotel restaurant with Houdao first, chose a seat, and waited for them to order food.
They were not very polite, and they quickly got to the topic after taking the seat and ordered the food.
During the meal, Zhuang Dexiang told a yellow joke about a talented man and a beautiful woman.
Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan were both famous talents in the middle and late Ming Dynasty.
But they both have the same hobby, that is, they are romantic, like to play with flowers and girls, and like to touch their feet with beautiful daughters-in-law and girls.
Not far from their residence, there is a young and beautiful widow
This young and beautiful widow died of her husband. She is very traditional and serious. Anyone who wants to eat her tofu is boring. Because she feeds an eagle, and whoever wants to eat her tofu will let the eagle peck him.
Zhu Zhishan and Tang Bohu bet: I'll make a bet with you. If you want to get that widow, I will really accept you. No matter what you say, I will listen to you.
Haha, this is a trivial matter! Look at me! But what bet is it? Tang Bohu said to Zhu Zhishan very confidently, "Let's do this, if you win, I'll give you a jar of wine. If I win, can you give me a jar of wine?"
OK! You gave me a lot of wine! Zhu Zhishan also said very confidently.
OK, you are waiting for my good news! There is also a jar of good wine to prepare! Tang Bohu patted Zhu Zhishan's shoulder and said
Zhu Zhishan smiled and said goodbye and went back
Before he left, Tang Bohu also specifically instructed him: Prepare the wine and I will notify you of the result at any time!
OK!
After thinking about it, Tang Bohu decided to win the jar of wine from Zhu Zhishan, so he came up with a clever plan.
One evening, the sky was dark and a storm was about to come, but Tang Bohu hurried to the widow's house.
When I walked to the door of the widow's house, it was raining heavily
Tang Bohu knocked on the door hard
After hearing the knock on the door, the widow hurried to open the door.
After the widow opened the door, she stood Tang Bohu, a famous talented man from far and wide at the door of her house like a chicken, and immediately let him in.
Tang Bohu was secretly happy when he saw the widow letting him in, but he still pretended to be trembling with cold.
Seeing that Tang Bohu was wet and trembling with cold, the widow quickly found a piece of clothing that her man had worn during his lifetime and handed it to him.
When Tang Bohu saw it, he was very grateful, but pretended to be embarrassed and said: Thank you for your kindness! In your family, I am alone and a widow. My clothes are wet and I won’t take them off. How can I change them?
The body is important, please change your clothes quickly! The widow looked at Tang Bohu trembling with cold, and soon felt pity, and could not take into account any reputation or other things.
Then I... Tang Bohu hesitated
What? You say? It doesn't matter, I'm the only one in my family, just say whatever you have! When the widow saw that the talented man Tang Bohu was hesitant, he asked him very anxiously
I don't know how to take off my clothes, please help me take off the clothes outside l Tang Bohu said timidly
It's okay! I'll help you take it off! The widow was a little surprised and lowered her head and agreed to Tang Bohu.
Tang Bohu stood in front of the widow, who took off his clothes outside and put on him a dry clothes.
Tang Bohu didn't say anything to the widow, nor did he touch her. He said with some embarrassment: You see the heavy rain and it's dark again. Can you let me sleep at your house for a night?
A widow's house keeps a man to sleep for one night. What kind of rumors will be there when this is spread!
But it was raining so heavily again, and the widow was unable to bear it. Moreover, the widow's house was a single house and there were no other families around her, so she agreed and led Tang Bohu to the west wing to rest.
Tang Bohu was very grateful and ran to the west wing to sleep quietly.
That night, Tang Bohu didn't say anything or do anything, and slept peacefully all night.
The second earliest, Tang Bohu got up very early
When Tang Bohu got up, the widow was still sleeping
So he ran to the widow's room, grabbed the eagle, and pulled out all the eagle's hair.
After Tang Bohu pulled out all the eagle hair, he didn't say hello to the widow and went back quietly
As soon as Tang Bohu returned home, he went to Zhu Zhishan to come and have a drink.
They were drinking while reciting poems and essays. When they were drinking happily, the widow ran angrily to scold Tang Bohu: Tang Bohu, you are really not a fucking thing. You said, you want to hide from my house to hide from the rain, I let you hide; you put on my house to take off your clothes, I let you sleep at my house, I let you sleep; why are you so vicious, and you even pulled out all my eagle hair...
Zhu Zhishan was shocked when he heard this and asked the widow: Tang Bohu really took shelter from the rain at your house last night, took off his clothes, slept, and pulled out your eagle hair?
Yes! This bad thing is specifically bullying widows...
……
OK, what a wonderful story! After Zhuang Dexiang finished telling it, Dou Xinyi took the lead in applauding
Zhen Yingjie smiled at Liu Jiajia, Liu Xin and Hou Dao, and also applauded.
Kowtow more when you meet Buddha, and applaud more when you meet a leader.
I still understand this truth.
He immediately understood and clapped vigorously, and shouted in a louder voice: OK, wonderful, wonderful, popular without losing elegance!
So they drove their private car
Houdao drove happily towards the city, but when he arrived at the booked hotel, he met Zhuang Dexiang and Zhen Yingjie, and took Liu Jiajia and Dou Xinyi there respectively.
To his surprise, they not only went on a trip to the same city as Houdao on the same day, but also lived in several rooms next to the same hotel on the same floor.
Hou Dao walked into the room, closed the door, and asked Liu Xin softly: Did you make an agreement with them? Why are they here too?
Yes, what's wrong? Are you still afraid that they will not succeed? We have obtained a marriage certificate now. You are not willing to play with them in a legitimate manner. Liu Xin looked at Hou Dao in surprise. He took advantage of the opportunity to communicate more. He may not be able to become close friends and an important part of his connections!
Is that true? If you say this, I have nothing to say. I just feel awkward to be with them! When Hou Dao saw that Liu Xin was right, he couldn't object to her anymore.
There is nothing awkward! Just communicate more and get used to it! Liu Xin smiled and said, "You can't avoid not dealing with them, so it's better to adjust your mindset early and actively interact with them. You don't need me to tell you!"...
I know! I know! In fact, everyone understands everything, but it just doesn't expose it. Today, everyone is here and meets each other. No one needs to say anything else. Everyone is the same. What else can I be afraid of? I am not bragging. I will not be much worse than them in terms of eloquence. I am better than them in terms of fists. Even in terms of sexual ability, they are not my opponent... When Hou Dao saw Liu Xin telling him like a child, he felt very embarrassed, so he had to say to her in a teasing tone to cover up his inner embarrassment.
Yes, you should be more confident in front of them! Unexpectedly, Liu Xin also boasted about Houdao's meaning.
Haha, OK, call them and ask them to have dinner together! Hou Dao turned around and said to Liu Xin
Since I met a group of people and asked them to give them face when they called for dinner, they also showed that they could do things, how could I miss such a good opportunity?
Then you fight! Liu Xin also thought Hou Dao’s idea was good, so she agreed with him.
Then Hou Dao called Zhen Yingjie, Zhuang Dexiang, Liu Jiajia and Dou Xinyi for dinner together
They were a little polite and agreed
Liu Xin was very excited and went to the hotel restaurant with Houdao first, chose a seat, and waited for them to order food.
They were not very polite, and they quickly got to the topic after taking the seat and ordered the food.
During the meal, Zhuang Dexiang told a yellow joke about a talented man and a beautiful woman.
Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan were both famous talents in the middle and late Ming Dynasty.
But they both have the same hobby, that is, they are romantic, like to play with flowers and girls, and like to touch their feet with beautiful daughters-in-law and girls.
Not far from their residence, there is a young and beautiful widow
This young and beautiful widow died of her husband. She is very traditional and serious. Anyone who wants to eat her tofu is boring. Because she feeds an eagle, and whoever wants to eat her tofu will let the eagle peck him.
Zhu Zhishan and Tang Bohu bet: I'll make a bet with you. If you want to get that widow, I will really accept you. No matter what you say, I will listen to you.
Haha, this is a trivial matter! Look at me! But what bet is it? Tang Bohu said to Zhu Zhishan very confidently, "Let's do this, if you win, I'll give you a jar of wine. If I win, can you give me a jar of wine?"
OK! You gave me a lot of wine! Zhu Zhishan also said very confidently.
OK, you are waiting for my good news! There is also a jar of good wine to prepare! Tang Bohu patted Zhu Zhishan's shoulder and said
Zhu Zhishan smiled and said goodbye and went back
Before he left, Tang Bohu also specifically instructed him: Prepare the wine and I will notify you of the result at any time!
OK!
After thinking about it, Tang Bohu decided to win the jar of wine from Zhu Zhishan, so he came up with a clever plan.
One evening, the sky was dark and a storm was about to come, but Tang Bohu hurried to the widow's house.
When I walked to the door of the widow's house, it was raining heavily
Tang Bohu knocked on the door hard
After hearing the knock on the door, the widow hurried to open the door.
After the widow opened the door, she stood Tang Bohu, a famous talented man from far and wide at the door of her house like a chicken, and immediately let him in.
Tang Bohu was secretly happy when he saw the widow letting him in, but he still pretended to be trembling with cold.
Seeing that Tang Bohu was wet and trembling with cold, the widow quickly found a piece of clothing that her man had worn during his lifetime and handed it to him.
When Tang Bohu saw it, he was very grateful, but pretended to be embarrassed and said: Thank you for your kindness! In your family, I am alone and a widow. My clothes are wet and I won’t take them off. How can I change them?
The body is important, please change your clothes quickly! The widow looked at Tang Bohu trembling with cold, and soon felt pity, and could not take into account any reputation or other things.
Then I... Tang Bohu hesitated
What? You say? It doesn't matter, I'm the only one in my family, just say whatever you have! When the widow saw that the talented man Tang Bohu was hesitant, he asked him very anxiously
I don't know how to take off my clothes, please help me take off the clothes outside l Tang Bohu said timidly
It's okay! I'll help you take it off! The widow was a little surprised and lowered her head and agreed to Tang Bohu.
Tang Bohu stood in front of the widow, who took off his clothes outside and put on him a dry clothes.
Tang Bohu didn't say anything to the widow, nor did he touch her. He said with some embarrassment: You see the heavy rain and it's dark again. Can you let me sleep at your house for a night?
A widow's house keeps a man to sleep for one night. What kind of rumors will be there when this is spread!
But it was raining so heavily again, and the widow was unable to bear it. Moreover, the widow's house was a single house and there were no other families around her, so she agreed and led Tang Bohu to the west wing to rest.
Tang Bohu was very grateful and ran to the west wing to sleep quietly.
That night, Tang Bohu didn't say anything or do anything, and slept peacefully all night.
The second earliest, Tang Bohu got up very early
When Tang Bohu got up, the widow was still sleeping
So he ran to the widow's room, grabbed the eagle, and pulled out all the eagle's hair.
After Tang Bohu pulled out all the eagle hair, he didn't say hello to the widow and went back quietly
As soon as Tang Bohu returned home, he went to Zhu Zhishan to come and have a drink.
They were drinking while reciting poems and essays. When they were drinking happily, the widow ran angrily to scold Tang Bohu: Tang Bohu, you are really not a fucking thing. You said, you want to hide from my house to hide from the rain, I let you hide; you put on my house to take off your clothes, I let you sleep at my house, I let you sleep; why are you so vicious, and you even pulled out all my eagle hair...
Zhu Zhishan was shocked when he heard this and asked the widow: Tang Bohu really took shelter from the rain at your house last night, took off his clothes, slept, and pulled out your eagle hair?
Yes! This bad thing is specifically bullying widows...
……
OK, what a wonderful story! After Zhuang Dexiang finished telling it, Dou Xinyi took the lead in applauding
Zhen Yingjie smiled at Liu Jiajia, Liu Xin and Hou Dao, and also applauded.
Kowtow more when you meet Buddha, and applaud more when you meet a leader.
I still understand this truth.
He immediately understood and clapped vigorously, and shouted in a louder voice: OK, wonderful, wonderful, popular without losing elegance!
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