Damn! What's going on?
Yu Jinbo looked at a blonde hair in his hand and looked very uneasy.
I fell asleep while chatting with my roommate in the dormitory bed last night, but when I woke up, I found myself lying in a strange room, and my body had completely changed: my yellow skin turned white, my short black hair turned into golden curly hair, my squid figure became as standard as a model, my height of 1.7 meters has become more than 1.8 meters. The most important thing is that he, who was originally a popular face, has now become extremely handsome.
All these gratifying changes should have made him happy, and he, the time-travel fantasy, finally got what he wanted.
But after a brief excitement, he realized that he didn't know who he was now, where he was, or even in which era. This made him feel uneasy and even fearful.
Just when he was thinking about it and was at a loss, a weird man who was only about one meter tall but his head was bigger than Yu Jinbo, holding a wrench and pliers, pushed open the door and walked into the room.
Hey! Boy! How does it feel to become Ezreal?
Ah?
The weird words immediately made Yu Jinbo stunned.
Ezreal?
Isn't it just ez?
Although I like using it very much, what does a character in the game have to do with me?
etc!
This weird person looks so familiar to Ah!
The weirdo looked at Yu Jinbo and laughed: Haha! Boy, are you very confused now? Don't worry, I'll tell you slowly. The weirdo said, sitting down on the stool beside the bed.
Let me introduce myself, my name is Hemerdinger, people call me the great inventor, you usually play League of Legends, I think you must know mine, the Valoran continent and the Earth are two parallel spaces. Simply put, you can regard the Valoran continent as the "virtual world" you mentioned, and you traveled to the Valoran continent.
Why? How did I travel through time?
I brought you over. I originally wanted to use the universal machine I had just invented for a while to teleport Ezreal to your flower world for fun, but unexpectedly, the machine had an accident and instead sent you, the boy, here.
Ah? Then ez, oh, where did Ezreal go?
I can't judge this. I guess I'm exchanging consciousness with yours. Don't worry about it. In short, just know that you are Ezreal now. Close your eyes and concentrate your consciousness to integrate Ezreal's consciousness with your consciousness.
Yu Jinbo closed his eyes as he listened to Hemodinger's words, and suddenly found a large number of memories pouring into his mind, which made him feel a headache, but he could only endure it. After about ten minutes, he felt better, and the number of memories was decreasing.
Five minutes later, Yu Jinbo felt that Ezreal's memory seemed to be all integrated with his own memory.
He shook his head. Compared with the process just now, he felt so comfortable now.
How about it, how do you feel?
Well, fortunately, why didn’t I feel the memories of his childhood?
Because these memories are very long for him, and Besides, his memories are not Ah that is 100% integrated into your memory. Just don’t delay your life in this world. I still have some good things, do you want Ah?
What good thing? If it is really good, I will of course want Ah!
As far as I know, you kid is also a person with a lewd mind. Do you want to taste the taste of female heroes in League of Legends?
Ah?This... Yu Jinbo grabbed his hair and couldn't help but blush. He turned out to be a person with a yellow mind.
Especially for the female heroes in League of Legends, I have fantasized about it many times
Think about the sexy and charming nine-tailed demon fox Ah Li, the tempting female policewoman Caitlin of Picheng, the intimidating breasts, the zither fairy Sona, and the little loli dark daughter who makes countless strange people think a lot...
When Yu Jinbo thought of this, he was suddenly excited
Hahaha, boy, don't be embarrassed, everyone is a fellow fellow, the good things here are related to this, come and have a look with me
Hemdinger said, getting up and walking outside the house
When Yu Jinbo heard about this good thing, he immediately jumped up from the bed and followed him
Soon, the two of them walked into a laboratory-like room
Hemerdinger walked to the wall, opened a safe, and took out a few pills from it
When Yu Jinbo looked at the pill, he suddenly felt enlightened. Maybe this is the magic pill mentioned in many of them?
I didn't expect that Hemerdinger, a tech madman, would do this
Hemodinger walked back to Yu Jinbo, spread his palms, and saw three small pills lying on the center of his palm.
Boy, you are lucky. These three pills were prepared for Ezreal. I didn’t expect that they will belong to you now. This is a set of pills jointly configured by my good friend Warwick and his apprentice Singid. We call them "Caihua Pills", which are specially made for men to hunt for romance and pick flowers. The medicine is effective!
Cough cough! Yu Jinbo was looking at these three pills with admiration, but when he heard this vulgar name, he immediately choked
Then tell me what the efficacy of this medicine is?
As for the medicinal effect, I will tell you one by one that the red one is Warwick's work, which can make your underwear thick and long, and can satisfy any woman; the yellow one is the result of Xinjid, which can make your body emit a woman's temperament and smell; the blue one is my invention, which can increase your physique and combat ability by ten to one hundred times. How much will it increase depends on your own physique
Wow! So good! Then what are you waiting for? I'll eat them now. As he said that, Yu Jinbo took the three pills from Hemerdinger's hand and swallowed them in one breath
Damn! Boy, you are too impatient, aren't you afraid of any side effects?
Of course I am not afraid! I was not familiar with the land in Valorand. If you hurt me, I will definitely die. I believe you won't hurt me.
Yu Jinbo smiled and patted Heimedeg's big head
OK, then you sit down first and wait to digest your upcoming power. Hemerdinger shook his head and sat down
Soon, Yu Jinbo felt that there seemed to be many hot streams on his body, warm and comfortable.
He closed his eyes and slowly digested the effect of the blue pill
After a while, he opened his eyes, stood up and stretched his waist, and his whole body was crackling.
Hemodinger walked forward and placed a box-like instrument on Yu Jinbo's chest. As a result, the data displayed on the instrument surprised him.
I'll go! Boy, good luck, your ability to breathe ninety times has increased by 90 times. It seems that no one in Valoran will be your opponent anymore! Hemerdinger couldn't help but sighed.
Ninety times? That's great! By the way, Hemerdinger, why do you give me such a good thing? And Warwick and Singid, why don't you keep these for yourself?
While Yu Jinbo was excited, he did not forget to ask a question in his heart
Because we are all scientific madmen, since the Valorand continent returned to peace, we have only been thinking about research and inventions. No research can be successful. This is also a sense of accomplishment. I told you that these were originally prepared for Ezreal. The three of us have a good relationship with him. He has so many women. If we don’t help him, he will feel better sooner or later.
What? Ezreal has many women? Why don’t I know?
How can these things be written in the game? It's like every circle in your world, and nothing is public.
Wow! Then tell me quickly, who is Ezreal's woman Ah?
Well, let me think about it, he had ten women before, but he always wanted to get enough twelve. He said that it was to represent twelve months and twelve constellations. Now, the female policewoman Caitlin of Pit City, Anne of the Darkness, Sona of the Qinse Fairy, Gana of the Storm, the Bonuses Hunter Good Luck Sister, Fiona of the Unparalleled Sword Girl, Lux, Akali of the Shadow Fist, Arielia of the Blade, and Katerina of the Occurrence.
What? Katerina? Didn’t she have an engagement with Garen? Why did she get along with Ezreal again?
Hi, what Ah, Caterina and Garen have no engagement at all, that is your mistake. She and Garen are mortal enemies. It would be nice to meet and not take action. How could they become a couple? If Ezreal hadn't brought Lax and Caterina into the harem and made them two sisters, Noxus and Demacia should still be in the war now, so how could they have ceased to fight like now?
So that's it. I didn't expect that this kid Ezreal is really good. I'm packing up and going out.
Wait, this is another invention of my, Valorand database, referred to as universal table
Hemerdinger took out a watch-like thing
All the information related to the Valorand continent is here, including history, maps, and information from various countries. It can also scan and analyze your surroundings, which should be helpful to you.
So good! Then I'm not polite. Yu Jinbo took the watch and put it on his wrist
And this is the travel expenses left by Ezreal before. I added some for you, which should be enough for you to spend a while. Hemdinger put another bag in Yu Jinbo's hand.
Okay, I'll talk so much Ezrel, I wish you a happy journey. Hemerdinger shook the wrench in his hand and looked a little happy
Yu Jinbo was stunned for a moment, then remembered that his current identity was Ezreal. In the future, he would become familiar with others' names.
He nodded, take care of you, Hemerdinger, some
After saying that, he turned back and walked out of the laboratory door
Here I am, Valorand’s beauties!
Yu Jinbo looked at a blonde hair in his hand and looked very uneasy.
I fell asleep while chatting with my roommate in the dormitory bed last night, but when I woke up, I found myself lying in a strange room, and my body had completely changed: my yellow skin turned white, my short black hair turned into golden curly hair, my squid figure became as standard as a model, my height of 1.7 meters has become more than 1.8 meters. The most important thing is that he, who was originally a popular face, has now become extremely handsome.
All these gratifying changes should have made him happy, and he, the time-travel fantasy, finally got what he wanted.
But after a brief excitement, he realized that he didn't know who he was now, where he was, or even in which era. This made him feel uneasy and even fearful.
Just when he was thinking about it and was at a loss, a weird man who was only about one meter tall but his head was bigger than Yu Jinbo, holding a wrench and pliers, pushed open the door and walked into the room.
Hey! Boy! How does it feel to become Ezreal?
Ah?
The weird words immediately made Yu Jinbo stunned.
Ezreal?
Isn't it just ez?
Although I like using it very much, what does a character in the game have to do with me?
etc!
This weird person looks so familiar to Ah!
The weirdo looked at Yu Jinbo and laughed: Haha! Boy, are you very confused now? Don't worry, I'll tell you slowly. The weirdo said, sitting down on the stool beside the bed.
Let me introduce myself, my name is Hemerdinger, people call me the great inventor, you usually play League of Legends, I think you must know mine, the Valoran continent and the Earth are two parallel spaces. Simply put, you can regard the Valoran continent as the "virtual world" you mentioned, and you traveled to the Valoran continent.
Why? How did I travel through time?
I brought you over. I originally wanted to use the universal machine I had just invented for a while to teleport Ezreal to your flower world for fun, but unexpectedly, the machine had an accident and instead sent you, the boy, here.
Ah? Then ez, oh, where did Ezreal go?
I can't judge this. I guess I'm exchanging consciousness with yours. Don't worry about it. In short, just know that you are Ezreal now. Close your eyes and concentrate your consciousness to integrate Ezreal's consciousness with your consciousness.
Yu Jinbo closed his eyes as he listened to Hemodinger's words, and suddenly found a large number of memories pouring into his mind, which made him feel a headache, but he could only endure it. After about ten minutes, he felt better, and the number of memories was decreasing.
Five minutes later, Yu Jinbo felt that Ezreal's memory seemed to be all integrated with his own memory.
He shook his head. Compared with the process just now, he felt so comfortable now.
How about it, how do you feel?
Well, fortunately, why didn’t I feel the memories of his childhood?
Because these memories are very long for him, and Besides, his memories are not Ah that is 100% integrated into your memory. Just don’t delay your life in this world. I still have some good things, do you want Ah?
What good thing? If it is really good, I will of course want Ah!
As far as I know, you kid is also a person with a lewd mind. Do you want to taste the taste of female heroes in League of Legends?
Ah?This... Yu Jinbo grabbed his hair and couldn't help but blush. He turned out to be a person with a yellow mind.
Especially for the female heroes in League of Legends, I have fantasized about it many times
Think about the sexy and charming nine-tailed demon fox Ah Li, the tempting female policewoman Caitlin of Picheng, the intimidating breasts, the zither fairy Sona, and the little loli dark daughter who makes countless strange people think a lot...
When Yu Jinbo thought of this, he was suddenly excited
Hahaha, boy, don't be embarrassed, everyone is a fellow fellow, the good things here are related to this, come and have a look with me
Hemdinger said, getting up and walking outside the house
When Yu Jinbo heard about this good thing, he immediately jumped up from the bed and followed him
Soon, the two of them walked into a laboratory-like room
Hemerdinger walked to the wall, opened a safe, and took out a few pills from it
When Yu Jinbo looked at the pill, he suddenly felt enlightened. Maybe this is the magic pill mentioned in many of them?
I didn't expect that Hemerdinger, a tech madman, would do this
Hemodinger walked back to Yu Jinbo, spread his palms, and saw three small pills lying on the center of his palm.
Boy, you are lucky. These three pills were prepared for Ezreal. I didn’t expect that they will belong to you now. This is a set of pills jointly configured by my good friend Warwick and his apprentice Singid. We call them "Caihua Pills", which are specially made for men to hunt for romance and pick flowers. The medicine is effective!
Cough cough! Yu Jinbo was looking at these three pills with admiration, but when he heard this vulgar name, he immediately choked
Then tell me what the efficacy of this medicine is?
As for the medicinal effect, I will tell you one by one that the red one is Warwick's work, which can make your underwear thick and long, and can satisfy any woman; the yellow one is the result of Xinjid, which can make your body emit a woman's temperament and smell; the blue one is my invention, which can increase your physique and combat ability by ten to one hundred times. How much will it increase depends on your own physique
Wow! So good! Then what are you waiting for? I'll eat them now. As he said that, Yu Jinbo took the three pills from Hemerdinger's hand and swallowed them in one breath
Damn! Boy, you are too impatient, aren't you afraid of any side effects?
Of course I am not afraid! I was not familiar with the land in Valorand. If you hurt me, I will definitely die. I believe you won't hurt me.
Yu Jinbo smiled and patted Heimedeg's big head
OK, then you sit down first and wait to digest your upcoming power. Hemerdinger shook his head and sat down
Soon, Yu Jinbo felt that there seemed to be many hot streams on his body, warm and comfortable.
He closed his eyes and slowly digested the effect of the blue pill
After a while, he opened his eyes, stood up and stretched his waist, and his whole body was crackling.
Hemodinger walked forward and placed a box-like instrument on Yu Jinbo's chest. As a result, the data displayed on the instrument surprised him.
I'll go! Boy, good luck, your ability to breathe ninety times has increased by 90 times. It seems that no one in Valoran will be your opponent anymore! Hemerdinger couldn't help but sighed.
Ninety times? That's great! By the way, Hemerdinger, why do you give me such a good thing? And Warwick and Singid, why don't you keep these for yourself?
While Yu Jinbo was excited, he did not forget to ask a question in his heart
Because we are all scientific madmen, since the Valorand continent returned to peace, we have only been thinking about research and inventions. No research can be successful. This is also a sense of accomplishment. I told you that these were originally prepared for Ezreal. The three of us have a good relationship with him. He has so many women. If we don’t help him, he will feel better sooner or later.
What? Ezreal has many women? Why don’t I know?
How can these things be written in the game? It's like every circle in your world, and nothing is public.
Wow! Then tell me quickly, who is Ezreal's woman Ah?
Well, let me think about it, he had ten women before, but he always wanted to get enough twelve. He said that it was to represent twelve months and twelve constellations. Now, the female policewoman Caitlin of Pit City, Anne of the Darkness, Sona of the Qinse Fairy, Gana of the Storm, the Bonuses Hunter Good Luck Sister, Fiona of the Unparalleled Sword Girl, Lux, Akali of the Shadow Fist, Arielia of the Blade, and Katerina of the Occurrence.
What? Katerina? Didn’t she have an engagement with Garen? Why did she get along with Ezreal again?
Hi, what Ah, Caterina and Garen have no engagement at all, that is your mistake. She and Garen are mortal enemies. It would be nice to meet and not take action. How could they become a couple? If Ezreal hadn't brought Lax and Caterina into the harem and made them two sisters, Noxus and Demacia should still be in the war now, so how could they have ceased to fight like now?
So that's it. I didn't expect that this kid Ezreal is really good. I'm packing up and going out.
Wait, this is another invention of my, Valorand database, referred to as universal table
Hemerdinger took out a watch-like thing
All the information related to the Valorand continent is here, including history, maps, and information from various countries. It can also scan and analyze your surroundings, which should be helpful to you.
So good! Then I'm not polite. Yu Jinbo took the watch and put it on his wrist
And this is the travel expenses left by Ezreal before. I added some for you, which should be enough for you to spend a while. Hemdinger put another bag in Yu Jinbo's hand.
Okay, I'll talk so much Ezrel, I wish you a happy journey. Hemerdinger shook the wrench in his hand and looked a little happy
Yu Jinbo was stunned for a moment, then remembered that his current identity was Ezreal. In the future, he would become familiar with others' names.
He nodded, take care of you, Hemerdinger, some
After saying that, he turned back and walked out of the laboratory door
Here I am, Valorand’s beauties!
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