Seeing Sun Wukong so nervous, Bajie and Sha Seng were both on guard and picked up their weapons to block Tang Xiaoxuan. At the critical moment, the four masters and apprentices were still in the same mind.
Baihua was so scared that she hugged Tang Xiaoxuan's waist and pressed her face tightly against Tang Xiaoxuan's back. Tang Xiaoxuan only felt that Baihua's huge breasts were crushed on his back.
After a long time, Sun Wukong, who was checking the situation on the tree, jumped down from the tree, sighed and said: The monster has gone
Zhu Bajie beat him up and said: Brother Monkey, don’t talk nonsense. Junior Brother Sha and I don’t see the shadow of the monster. There are no monsters? You can’t scare us, right?
Wukong scolded: Why did I scare you for no reason? You idiot, will my words be false?
Zhu Bajie is often bullied by Wukong. Now that he finds the topic of the conversation, he continues: Since it is true, then tell me what the monster looks like. Do you describe it to the master?
Wukong grabbed his monkey cheek and pondered: Let's not talk about it anymore
Seeing this, Zhu Bajie quickly complained in front of Tang Xiaoxuan and said: Master, you can tell us that you can scare our own people, where does this monster Ah come from in broad daylight?
This is the time for Tang Xiaoxuan to speak. In Journey to the West, there seems to be no monsters passing by here, but now Journey to the West has been modified in his own hands. I can’t tell whether some little monsters will appear for no reason. So I said to Wukong: Wukong, what do you have to say, but it’s okay to say it
Sending Wukong pondered for a while and said: It’s not that I won’t say it, but I really don’t know where to start.
Bajie pointed at Wukong and said: What you don’t say is just deceiving us. Be careful that Master will recite the spell of tight hoops.
When Wukong heard the three words "The Shrinking Spoken", he couldn't help but feel moved. He pulled out the stick and wanted to hit Bajie. Tang Xiaoxuan hurriedly grabbed it and said: Wukong, tell me quickly, we are still rushing across the river! Seeing that it was getting late, if we stop here again, when will the long road in the west be reached?
Although Wukong is not confined to the world, he is a wise man. After hearing what Tang Xiaoxuan said, he stopped and sighed: It’s not that he is not a disciple, but that monster is a banshee, and...
He paused and said: And it was a naked banshee. When I looked around, she was taking a shower in the river. When I looked closely, I disappeared.
When Tang Xiaoxuan heard the words "naked" and couldn't help but feel shocked, saying: Is this really the case? Wukong said: How dare your disciple deceive his master?
Tang Xiaoxuan originally wanted to say that according to your visual observation of the monster's magic power, if it is humble, then the master will use the Demon-Sleeping God Tower to subdue it. However, while he was thinking, he saw the saliva flowing from Bajie's mouth, Bajie had never touched a woman in the world for so many years. It was a tragedy. It would be better to let Bajie get a bargain this time. In the future, Bajie was grateful to himself and would definitely listen to his orders more and give him a drink. Thinking of this, Tang Xiaoxuan said: Wukong, how is this monster's cultivation?
Wukong brushed his hand and said: As far as I see, however, as long as I can find her, it will be a blow. It is not surprising that I will kill hundreds of such little monsters.
It turns out that he is a monster with poor Taoism, but monsters are always monsters. Although they are not comparable to masters like Sun Wukong, they are much more powerful than mortals after all, so there is no bridge on the river and no one can escape within a few miles.
Hearing this news, Bajie immediately asked: Master, this little monster looks insignificant, so I will give it to my disciple.
Tang Xiaoxuan was waiting for Bajie's words, so he deliberately said: OK, it's just that it's getting late, you should go and go quickly, don't delay the trip
Tang Xiaoxuan's words were not finished, and Bajie had already carried the big rake on his shoulders and said: Oh, Master, my disciple will definitely fight quickly and will never delay the great mission of obtaining the scriptures.
When he finished speaking, Bajie had already crawled into the bushes, and no one saw Wukong's eyes turned around and said: Master, Bajie is lustful, wouldn't it be a mistake to let him go?
Tang Xiaoxuan pretended to be serious and said: It's okay, Wukong Bajie said that Marshal Tianpeng came down to earth, and he would definitely not suffer any loss when dealing with a little demon.
After Bajie left, the three of them and the princess waited for a while. Seeing that Bajie had not returned for a long time, Tang Xiaoxuan was a little worried.
Could it be that Na Bajie was really fascinated by the beauty of the fairy, and was caught in the evil trick, and was eaten by the monster?
It would be bad if this is true. The master and disciple jointly complete the great cause of obtaining scriptures. This is the will of the Tathagata. If one of them died due to their own fault in the middle, he would not be able to bear the blame.
So, Tang Xiaoxuan ordered Wukong to see what happened: Wukong, Bajie has been there for a long time, now the sun is already in the mountains, and seeing that it is getting late, you go and take a look
Wukong also felt that Bajie had been there for a long time, and he said: "The disciple has gone, and he instructed Sha Sengdao again: Junior Brother Sha, you protect your master well, and I will go back."
Before Sha Seng could say ok, he could only hear a sound of Karakela from the bushes
Hearing this voice, Wukong laughed and said: That idiot is back. It seems that I, Lao Sun, don't need to go there in vain.
It turned out that the sound of this Krakela was the sound of Zhu Bajie dragging on the ground. As expected, Bajie finally came out of the bushes.
Bajie's face was rusty and covered in dust. Tang Xiaoxuan soon saw Bajie dragging a rake in one hand and holding a little fox that was still bleeding in the other hand.
Needless to think about it, I know that this little fox must be the one who saw the naked monster.
Wukong saw Bajie's face and jumping up and down, laughed and said: Bajie, I thought you were swallowed by that fairy. It turned out that he was helping others to go to the ground.
Bajie threw the rake and the fox on the ground and said: Tsk, go ahead, my old pig is really unlucky this time. I originally called out my name to scare the monster and make the monster bow down to his favor. Unexpectedly, the banshee was scared to death when she heard that I was Marshal Tianpeng. Oh, poor, she turned into a true form when she died. Before my anger faded, I beat her body to pieces with a rake...
While sighing, Bajie told the whole story of the matter in detail.
After hearing Bajie say that, Tang Xiaoxuan asked: Then why are you only coming back now?
Bajie explained: This vixen specializes in eating people. After I beat her to death, I saw several villagers who were arrested. I asked about the way to cross the river and found that there was a ferry five miles away. I came back after finding that ferry.
When Tang Xiaoxuan heard this, his face spread out with a smile and said: Bajie really knows the general idea. It is worth it that I, Buddha, Tathagata, let you embark on this path of practice.
Bajie heard Tang Xiaoxuan praise him and was overjoyed and said: Master, you are right. I don’t know how to eat steamed buns. I eat more and make more.
This time he did not find happiness in the vixen, so he had to throw his eyes at Baihua and said: Princess, are you talking about what I said right?
Although Baihuaxiu has been in the cave of Kuimulang for thirteen years and has seen all kinds of monsters, she has never seen such ugly appearance as Bajie. She just looked at Bajie timidly, nodded, and did not answer.
Bajie saw that Baihuawei was so beautiful that he admitted that he was a capable person. He quickly dug his big nostrils with his fingers and said to Tang Xiaoxuan: Master, I will lead you across the river now.
Three or five miles away from this road, there is indeed a single-plank bridge made of wood. Although the river is not in a hurry, the river is very deep and cannot be seen at a glance. It doesn't matter if any of the four masters and apprentices falls down. However, if Baihua is ashamed to fall into the water, it will be really dangerous.
Before Tang Xiaoxuan could help Baihuaxie, Bajie hurried over and showed his gratitude, and helped Baihuaxie's elbow up, saying: Princess, let the old pig help you cross the river, you must be careful
Baihua looked so close to Bajie's long nose and big ears, and felt disgusted, and quickly pulled his elbow back, which made Wukong laugh.
Sha Seng also laughed and said: Second Senior Brother, you and I look very evil, and ordinary people will be afraid when they see it. It would be better to let the master help the princess cross the river.
Bajie curled his lips, shook his sleeves, and became angry and suddenly became angry. He sat down on the stone and stopped leaving. He said angrily: You guys go first, I will follow you later
Tang Xiaoxuan is the leader of this small team. He must handle everyone well and cannot let anyone in the small team leave the team.
So Tang Xiaoxuan secretly pressed Baihua's shy hand and said: Your Highness, my disciple, although he is indecent, he is a friendly person, and he is fat and has a wide back. Just let him carry you across the river.
Hearing this sentence, Bajie suddenly felt excited. He glanced at Wukong and Sha Seng, nodded and bowed to Tang Xiaoxuan: It’s the master that understands my old pig, and sees the benefits of my old pig. He smiled at Baihua in a lewd way and said: Princess, Master is right. Don’t look at my master who is handsome and handsome, but he doesn’t have much strength. Maybe he will fall into the river with you!
Although Baihuaxiu was unwilling to do so, she was now Tang Xiaoxuan's man. She was completely conquered by Tang Xiaoxuan. She had to listen to Tang Xiaoxuan's words and lay on Zhu Bajie's back.
After crossing this bridge, it is not far from the Baoxiang Kingdom in front of it. The outline of the palace of the Baoxiang Kingdom is already in sight. Several people speed up their journey. Although the twilight has fallen, they have not stopped and rushed to Baoxiang Kingdom Middle School.
Although Baoxiang Kingdom is a small country, its economy is very prosperous. Now it is the time when the lights are on, and the streets are full of prosperity. The lights are bright and bright, and the noise of the world is as loud as the daytime.
It was the first time Tang Xiaoxuan passed through such a beautiful place since he traveled through time to this Journey to the West, so he slowed down and enjoyed the beautiful scenery on the street while walking.
In fact, he was not really enjoying the beautiful scenery, but seeing the big butts of those beautiful women and girls, the women in this place were very beautiful, with graceful figures and plump figures, and each of them was beautiful, one was better than the other. It really made Tang Xiaoxuan feast his eyes.
Tang Xiaoxuan thought to himself, if he really got married with Baihua in this Baoxiang Kingdom, he would become a prince consort in the future. What kind of woman he wanted was just a thrift of his hand.
Thinking of this, even the great task of obtaining scriptures was almost thrown away to the sky and the five people followed this road and walked all the way to the guards at the outer palace gate of the palace. Seeing that the princess who had been captured by monsters for thirteen years returned, she was so happy that she hurried into the palace to report this to the king.
Since Baihua left the palace, the sentimental king has been unable to get up with his sickbed. His health has been getting worse and worse. Seeing that the day of the journey was not far away, he heard the guard saying that his daughter was back, and his serious illness seemed to be cured immediately. He jumped off the bed and led all civil and military officials out of the palace to greet the princess.
That night, Tang Xiaoxuan and his party had a very rich meal, delicious food, delicious food, and a feast
But I am a monk and cannot be contaminated with meat. Looking at the large pieces of meat, I can only drool in my stomach.
Fortunately, the vegetarian food here is quite rich, which does not make Tang Xiaoxuan feel too regretful
When the banquet was about to go down, the king was deeply grateful for his kindness and said to Tang Xiaoxuan: Holy monk, you are the rebirth benefactors of the little girl. Although my small country is not powerful, there are everything you think of. If you need anything, just speak, I will definitely be able to satisfy you.
The first person to speak was Bajie. While chewing the food in his mouth, Bajie muttered: Your Majesty, we don’t need anything else. We ate and ate along the way. The less things, the better, but there is only one thing that needs it very much.
The king said: Oh? You might as well say something. As long as I have it, I can definitely give it to you.
Bajie sniffed his nose and looked around for a while, but saw that there was a dazzling array of jade carvings and gold carvings on the palace, so Bajie lion said: We have passed through thousands of mountains and rivers all the way. No matter where we go, there is something that is omnipotent, and without it, it is absolutely impossible. So we want to ask the king to give us tens of taels of gold, so that we can avoid the pain of sleeping in the open on the road.
The king was moved first, and then said kindly: What's the difficulty? The person who came Ah went to get 30,000 taels of gold
Tang Xiaoxuan immediately stopped the king and said: Your Majesty the King, don’t believe my disciple’s nonsense. We are monks, how can we be greedy? He pointed to Bajie and said: We sent the princess back not to seek wealth or wealth, but since we passed by your country, we need to change the pass certificate as usual. Your Majesty the King, you just have to give us a seal.
Bajie felt very depressed when he saw the master say this, so he curled his lips and said nothing.
After Tang Xiaoxuan said this, the king smiled slightly and said: What the holy monk said is extremely true. If I give you ten thousand taels of gold, wouldn’t it be a blasphemy of the holy monk’s thousand-year cultivation? He paired his palms and said: I hope the holy monk forgives his sins.
Tang Xiaoxuan hurriedly returned the greeting and said: Your Majesty is too worried.
At this moment, a burst of laughter suddenly came from behind the screen on the left side of the hall. The first thing I noticed was Tang Xiaoxuan, because the sound was made by a young woman.
Tang Xiaoxuan looked sideways and found that there were three or two women hiding behind the screen, wearing silver hairpins and silk clothes, and his eyebrows were hung on jade curtains. His appearance was rare in the world.
Tang Xiaoxuan guessed that it was the other princesses in the palace at first glance. When Tang Xiaoxuan looked over, several princesses laughed and wanted to see what Tang Xiaoxuan was like, but with the young girl, she didn't dare to look straight at Tang Xiaoxuan.
Seeing this, the king explained that these heads were the sisters of Miss Baihua. They stayed in the palace for many years and had never seen any world. They shouted loudly, don't blame the holy monk.
The girl with flowers is naturally a shame, and the sister with flowers is naturally a princess
It's not bad, the king is indeed very lucky. All the daughters are beautiful and fairy-like, which is gratifying. Tang Xiaoxuan's words were said to the king, but when he spoke, his attention was on these princesses.
The king lifted up the golden cup at his hand and said: I will respect the holy monk for this last glass of wine. I hope that the holy monk can travel safely tomorrow morning and still walk on the road of peace and prosperity.
In fact, Tang Xiaoxuan really wanted to drink a few sips of this special wine in Baoxiang Country. This wine is amber color, and it is a good wine specially used to entertain VIPs. However, he was a monk, Tang Xiaoxuan swallowed his saliva, picked up the tea in his cup, and said: Thank you, Your Majesty
Although this tea is not too bitter, it tastes nothing in your mouth. Tang Xiaoxuan closed his eyes, held his breath, and drank it in one sip.
Tea is a good tea, but Tang Xiaoxuan doesn't like drinking tea and has no hobby of tasting tea. All kinds of tea are similar to him. It's really a waste of such good tea.
Baihua, who was sitting next to the king, was embarrassed to see that his father had been talking to Tang Xiaoxuan, and was a little anxious, so he quickly pulled the king's sleeve secretly.
The king had long seen Baihua's admiration for Tang Xiaoxuan in his eyes, but it was difficult to say it publicly on such occasions, so he said: All the monks, today's feast is disrespectful, I hope you don't blame me.
This seems to be a rude thing for the end of the banquet, but it is just a polite word
Tang Xiaoxuan said: Wherever you are, Your Majesty is so polite
The king stood up from his very luxurious chair and said: You have been traveling to our country for more than two hundred miles. I guess you are tired. Why don't you lead you to rest?
Tang Xiaoxuan said, Your Majesty doesn’t have to do it yourself, you just need to let the guards lead the way, I will wait until I go to bed.
The king knew that Baihuaxiu had a lot to say to him, so he was not polite and ordered a guard to lead the way and took Tsing Xiaoxuan and his party out.
After Tang Xiaoxuan and the other four left, Baihuaxiu told the king about the situation. The king was moved first, and then his face was smiling.
Although his daughter's chastity was given to a monk, this monk was a handsome man, with a handsome appearance and elegant manners. He was born with a master. Even if he lost his virginity, his daughter would not suffer any loss.
After the king understood Baihua's shameful love, he decided to meet Tang Xiaoxuan in person at night, let Tang Xiaoxuan stay in the palace and marry his beloved daughter, and don't take any Western style. Besides, he is old and the deadline is approaching, so it's better to find an heir. Tang Xiaoxuan looks like a talented person in his belly. He asks him to inherit his throne, and he feels more at ease.
Tang Xiaoxuan and his group still lived in the same house as usual, with magnificent and dazzling light, as if made of gold and jade.
The one who can't stand this atmosphere is that Sha Seng is a simple person. He likes simple places. When the light is shining here, he will get bumps all over his body, so he feels so uncomfortable.
Master, the White Dragon Horse has been away for several days without resting its hooves, I will help it feed. Sha Seng suggested that he actually doesn't want to stay in this place.
Tang Xiaoxuan could understand Sha Seng’s thoughts and said: Go. Sha Seng responded and hurriedly walked out. Bajie was already lying down on the bed, looking at the ceiling with a big belly, looking very enjoyable.
After Wukong prepared the bed for Tang Xiaoxuan on the side, he asked Tang Xiaoxuan to go to bed to rest, but Tang Xiaoxuan said: No hurry, you have to recite the homework as a teacher.
As he spoke, Tang Xiaoxuan sat upright in front of the table, slowly moving the rosary in his hand as if he was decent, muttering to himself. In fact, his thoughts had already flowed out of the sky.
Although I have a little affection for Baihua Shame and a little greedy for the prosperity here, it wouldn't work if I stop here. There is a Buddha in the sky watching him! Alas, Tang Xiaoxuan thinks he is actually quite unlucky.
Forget it, let's go to the Demon God Tower to take a look. As soon as he thought of this, he turned his head and looked at Wukong. Wukong was already lying down on the bed to rest, and seemed to be asleep, but the monkey's hands kept holding his cheeks. If he looked at it now, he would definitely be an ADHD child.
It seems that I have to set up a time barrier by myself. Although my cultivation level is not high, it is better to have a barrier than not. Besides, this barrier can also isolate myself from the outside world. If you want to do something, you don’t have to worry about being discovered by outsiders.
His consciousness gradually disappeared into the void and came to the Demon Slaughter Tower. There is still a White Bone Spirit locked up. The White Bone Spirit's skills are much deeper than himself. Now the White Bone Spirit is already the minister under his crotch. If he can completely use the White Bone Spirit's skills for himself, he might be able to increase his skills a lot in a row.
Thinking of this, Tang Xiaoxuan walked to the second floor of the Demon God Tower and prepared to find the White Bone Spirit.
Although Bajie was lying on the bed, he was not asleep. Seeing that there was no movement around him, he slowly got up from the bed and called out to Tang Xiaoxuan. Master, and saw that Tang Xiaoxuan did not respond, he called again. Master, but there was still no reply. Bajie thought that Tang Xiaoxuan was fascinated by the sutra. But he knew that Tang Xiaoxuan had actually escaped into the tower of the demon god for a while. The body outside was just an empty shell.
Bajie turned around and looked at Wukong. Wukong was breathing heavily, and he thought he was deeply immersed in his dream. Bajie smirked, put on his shoes, and tiptoed out.
As soon as he walked out of the house, he drove a white cloud, and rose up and came to the moon palace. However, this time he was not here to tease Chang'e. Last time, he had already ended up like this because of molesting Chang'e. Even if he died, he would not dare to touch a hair of his wife again.
He is here to find Yue Lao, but where does Yue Lao live in Yue Palace? Bajie doesn't know
I had to ask Chang'e. Chang'e's Guanghan Palace is easy to find. After Bajie stood outside Guanghan Palace and wandered for a while, he decided to go in and ask Chang'e. After all, he had a bad relationship with Chang'e.
As soon as he pushed open the door of Guanghan Palace, he saw Chang'e's high bun, her hair was flying, her white clothes were as snowy as her clothes, and her clothes were dancing. Her body exuded a fragrance that was rare in the sky and the world. Looking at Chang'e's delicate face, her face was as carved as a wonderful hand, her skin was as white as a mirror, her eyes were like silk, her eyebrows were crescent moon, and her cherry lips were as faint as a touch.
When she saw someone breaking into her bedroom, she frowned, stood up and held her slender body and held her soft chest loudly, looking as weak as a pudding, but in fact she was soft on the outside but hard on the inside. Her face changed slightly, and she had a murderous aura of a strong woman, which scared Bajie back three steps.
It's you! What are you doing? Are you still not satisfied with beating you as a pig demon? Chang'e said angrily
Bajie hurriedly explained: Don't misunderstand me, I didn't have any inappropriate thoughts this time, I just wanted to ask about the way
Chang'e was puzzled and said: Ask for the way, what road should I ask? Bajie pondered for a while and said: This Guanghan Palace is so big, I want to ask where the Yue Lao lives?
Chang'e frowned slightly and said: What are you looking for the Moon Master?
Bajie licked his thick lips and said: There was something wrong with him, he seemed to be afraid that Chang'e would misunderstand, and then continued: I just borrowed something from him, and I would go back if I borrowed it.
He couldn't help but walk a few steps towards Chang'e and said: Are you doing well over the years?
Chang'e closed her sleeves and said: What does it have to do with you?
Bajie grabbed his nose with his rough big hands and said: I...I'm just asking.
After saying this, seeing that Chang'e no longer cared about her, Bajie didn't know what to say, so he had to turn around and prepare to quit
The Moon Master is just north of Guanghan Palace. You are leaving in the clouds, and you have to take a cup of tea. Chang'e suddenly said
Bajie arched his hands and said: Thank you Fairy Chang'e. As he spoke, Bajie retreated.
After Bajie left, Chang'e shook her head and sighed: Guanghan Palace, Guanghan Palace, the cold is deep every night, who can understand the loneliness in my heart
After Bajie walked out, he flew towards the north through the clouds. Along the way, he felt infinitely sad. He remembered that he was domineering in the sky and lived freely. He also remembered that he was demoted to the world and turned into a pig demon. He really felt that he had been a human being for two lifetimes.
Although he is lustful by nature and has a crush on all kinds of beautiful women, he still loves and misses the most. Chang'e, who is covered in snow, is spotless and unconventional. However, he has now fallen into such a situation. Thinking of this, a few tears could not help but float in his dry eyes.
When Bajie was most sad, Yue Lao's palace had already appeared in his sight. Bajie jumped down, landed to stabilize his body, and walked into Yue Lao's palace.
The Yue Lao was busy helping the couples and lovers on the ground to match the red lines! Bajie walked in, but the Yue Lao almost didn't notice it.
Old man, what are you doing? Bajie mumbled
When the old man heard someone yelling behind him, he was shocked and almost tied the red line in his hand. He turned around and paused. He wanted to get angry, but when he saw that it was Bajie, he turned angry and happy and said: It turned out to be Marshal Tianpeng. Why do you have time to visit my desolate place today?
Bajie touched his long ears and muttered: I will follow the monk Tang to seek scriptures. I am bored, so I will come to the sky to stroll around. He coughed and said: By the way, I will borrow something from you.
The old man put down the red line in his hand, stroked his white beard, blinked his little eyes, and said: Oh? You ask me to borrow something, there is nothing good in my scattered palace.
Bajie licked his mouth, looked around and said: Who said no? I ask you, do you have a pill called Siqing Pill?
When the old man heard this, he frowned and said: What do you want that thing to do?
Bajie said straight: Just say there is or not? Yue Lao shook his head and said: No, no, I have never heard of it before.
Bajie sneered: You should pull it down, I have known that you have this kind of pill, and it can make people lust after taking it, right? If you lend me a pill, I will repay you in the future.
The Moon Master is just a little god in charge of marriage. His magic power is far below Bajie. He knows that if Bajie comes, he will definitely not be Bajie's opponent, so he turned his eyes and asked in a low voice: What are you doing with this thing? Do you still want to frame Chang'e? Have you forgotten how you were demoted to the world and turned into what you are now?
Bajie was said by the Yue Lao, and seemed to be timid in his heart. He pouted his big mouth and said: Don’t worry, just give it to me, this matter has nothing to do with Chang'e.
Yue Lao asked: Then what do you want to do?
Baihua was so scared that she hugged Tang Xiaoxuan's waist and pressed her face tightly against Tang Xiaoxuan's back. Tang Xiaoxuan only felt that Baihua's huge breasts were crushed on his back.
After a long time, Sun Wukong, who was checking the situation on the tree, jumped down from the tree, sighed and said: The monster has gone
Zhu Bajie beat him up and said: Brother Monkey, don’t talk nonsense. Junior Brother Sha and I don’t see the shadow of the monster. There are no monsters? You can’t scare us, right?
Wukong scolded: Why did I scare you for no reason? You idiot, will my words be false?
Zhu Bajie is often bullied by Wukong. Now that he finds the topic of the conversation, he continues: Since it is true, then tell me what the monster looks like. Do you describe it to the master?
Wukong grabbed his monkey cheek and pondered: Let's not talk about it anymore
Seeing this, Zhu Bajie quickly complained in front of Tang Xiaoxuan and said: Master, you can tell us that you can scare our own people, where does this monster Ah come from in broad daylight?
This is the time for Tang Xiaoxuan to speak. In Journey to the West, there seems to be no monsters passing by here, but now Journey to the West has been modified in his own hands. I can’t tell whether some little monsters will appear for no reason. So I said to Wukong: Wukong, what do you have to say, but it’s okay to say it
Sending Wukong pondered for a while and said: It’s not that I won’t say it, but I really don’t know where to start.
Bajie pointed at Wukong and said: What you don’t say is just deceiving us. Be careful that Master will recite the spell of tight hoops.
When Wukong heard the three words "The Shrinking Spoken", he couldn't help but feel moved. He pulled out the stick and wanted to hit Bajie. Tang Xiaoxuan hurriedly grabbed it and said: Wukong, tell me quickly, we are still rushing across the river! Seeing that it was getting late, if we stop here again, when will the long road in the west be reached?
Although Wukong is not confined to the world, he is a wise man. After hearing what Tang Xiaoxuan said, he stopped and sighed: It’s not that he is not a disciple, but that monster is a banshee, and...
He paused and said: And it was a naked banshee. When I looked around, she was taking a shower in the river. When I looked closely, I disappeared.
When Tang Xiaoxuan heard the words "naked" and couldn't help but feel shocked, saying: Is this really the case? Wukong said: How dare your disciple deceive his master?
Tang Xiaoxuan originally wanted to say that according to your visual observation of the monster's magic power, if it is humble, then the master will use the Demon-Sleeping God Tower to subdue it. However, while he was thinking, he saw the saliva flowing from Bajie's mouth, Bajie had never touched a woman in the world for so many years. It was a tragedy. It would be better to let Bajie get a bargain this time. In the future, Bajie was grateful to himself and would definitely listen to his orders more and give him a drink. Thinking of this, Tang Xiaoxuan said: Wukong, how is this monster's cultivation?
Wukong brushed his hand and said: As far as I see, however, as long as I can find her, it will be a blow. It is not surprising that I will kill hundreds of such little monsters.
It turns out that he is a monster with poor Taoism, but monsters are always monsters. Although they are not comparable to masters like Sun Wukong, they are much more powerful than mortals after all, so there is no bridge on the river and no one can escape within a few miles.
Hearing this news, Bajie immediately asked: Master, this little monster looks insignificant, so I will give it to my disciple.
Tang Xiaoxuan was waiting for Bajie's words, so he deliberately said: OK, it's just that it's getting late, you should go and go quickly, don't delay the trip
Tang Xiaoxuan's words were not finished, and Bajie had already carried the big rake on his shoulders and said: Oh, Master, my disciple will definitely fight quickly and will never delay the great mission of obtaining the scriptures.
When he finished speaking, Bajie had already crawled into the bushes, and no one saw Wukong's eyes turned around and said: Master, Bajie is lustful, wouldn't it be a mistake to let him go?
Tang Xiaoxuan pretended to be serious and said: It's okay, Wukong Bajie said that Marshal Tianpeng came down to earth, and he would definitely not suffer any loss when dealing with a little demon.
After Bajie left, the three of them and the princess waited for a while. Seeing that Bajie had not returned for a long time, Tang Xiaoxuan was a little worried.
Could it be that Na Bajie was really fascinated by the beauty of the fairy, and was caught in the evil trick, and was eaten by the monster?
It would be bad if this is true. The master and disciple jointly complete the great cause of obtaining scriptures. This is the will of the Tathagata. If one of them died due to their own fault in the middle, he would not be able to bear the blame.
So, Tang Xiaoxuan ordered Wukong to see what happened: Wukong, Bajie has been there for a long time, now the sun is already in the mountains, and seeing that it is getting late, you go and take a look
Wukong also felt that Bajie had been there for a long time, and he said: "The disciple has gone, and he instructed Sha Sengdao again: Junior Brother Sha, you protect your master well, and I will go back."
Before Sha Seng could say ok, he could only hear a sound of Karakela from the bushes
Hearing this voice, Wukong laughed and said: That idiot is back. It seems that I, Lao Sun, don't need to go there in vain.
It turned out that the sound of this Krakela was the sound of Zhu Bajie dragging on the ground. As expected, Bajie finally came out of the bushes.
Bajie's face was rusty and covered in dust. Tang Xiaoxuan soon saw Bajie dragging a rake in one hand and holding a little fox that was still bleeding in the other hand.
Needless to think about it, I know that this little fox must be the one who saw the naked monster.
Wukong saw Bajie's face and jumping up and down, laughed and said: Bajie, I thought you were swallowed by that fairy. It turned out that he was helping others to go to the ground.
Bajie threw the rake and the fox on the ground and said: Tsk, go ahead, my old pig is really unlucky this time. I originally called out my name to scare the monster and make the monster bow down to his favor. Unexpectedly, the banshee was scared to death when she heard that I was Marshal Tianpeng. Oh, poor, she turned into a true form when she died. Before my anger faded, I beat her body to pieces with a rake...
While sighing, Bajie told the whole story of the matter in detail.
After hearing Bajie say that, Tang Xiaoxuan asked: Then why are you only coming back now?
Bajie explained: This vixen specializes in eating people. After I beat her to death, I saw several villagers who were arrested. I asked about the way to cross the river and found that there was a ferry five miles away. I came back after finding that ferry.
When Tang Xiaoxuan heard this, his face spread out with a smile and said: Bajie really knows the general idea. It is worth it that I, Buddha, Tathagata, let you embark on this path of practice.
Bajie heard Tang Xiaoxuan praise him and was overjoyed and said: Master, you are right. I don’t know how to eat steamed buns. I eat more and make more.
This time he did not find happiness in the vixen, so he had to throw his eyes at Baihua and said: Princess, are you talking about what I said right?
Although Baihuaxiu has been in the cave of Kuimulang for thirteen years and has seen all kinds of monsters, she has never seen such ugly appearance as Bajie. She just looked at Bajie timidly, nodded, and did not answer.
Bajie saw that Baihuawei was so beautiful that he admitted that he was a capable person. He quickly dug his big nostrils with his fingers and said to Tang Xiaoxuan: Master, I will lead you across the river now.
Three or five miles away from this road, there is indeed a single-plank bridge made of wood. Although the river is not in a hurry, the river is very deep and cannot be seen at a glance. It doesn't matter if any of the four masters and apprentices falls down. However, if Baihua is ashamed to fall into the water, it will be really dangerous.
Before Tang Xiaoxuan could help Baihuaxie, Bajie hurried over and showed his gratitude, and helped Baihuaxie's elbow up, saying: Princess, let the old pig help you cross the river, you must be careful
Baihua looked so close to Bajie's long nose and big ears, and felt disgusted, and quickly pulled his elbow back, which made Wukong laugh.
Sha Seng also laughed and said: Second Senior Brother, you and I look very evil, and ordinary people will be afraid when they see it. It would be better to let the master help the princess cross the river.
Bajie curled his lips, shook his sleeves, and became angry and suddenly became angry. He sat down on the stone and stopped leaving. He said angrily: You guys go first, I will follow you later
Tang Xiaoxuan is the leader of this small team. He must handle everyone well and cannot let anyone in the small team leave the team.
So Tang Xiaoxuan secretly pressed Baihua's shy hand and said: Your Highness, my disciple, although he is indecent, he is a friendly person, and he is fat and has a wide back. Just let him carry you across the river.
Hearing this sentence, Bajie suddenly felt excited. He glanced at Wukong and Sha Seng, nodded and bowed to Tang Xiaoxuan: It’s the master that understands my old pig, and sees the benefits of my old pig. He smiled at Baihua in a lewd way and said: Princess, Master is right. Don’t look at my master who is handsome and handsome, but he doesn’t have much strength. Maybe he will fall into the river with you!
Although Baihuaxiu was unwilling to do so, she was now Tang Xiaoxuan's man. She was completely conquered by Tang Xiaoxuan. She had to listen to Tang Xiaoxuan's words and lay on Zhu Bajie's back.
After crossing this bridge, it is not far from the Baoxiang Kingdom in front of it. The outline of the palace of the Baoxiang Kingdom is already in sight. Several people speed up their journey. Although the twilight has fallen, they have not stopped and rushed to Baoxiang Kingdom Middle School.
Although Baoxiang Kingdom is a small country, its economy is very prosperous. Now it is the time when the lights are on, and the streets are full of prosperity. The lights are bright and bright, and the noise of the world is as loud as the daytime.
It was the first time Tang Xiaoxuan passed through such a beautiful place since he traveled through time to this Journey to the West, so he slowed down and enjoyed the beautiful scenery on the street while walking.
In fact, he was not really enjoying the beautiful scenery, but seeing the big butts of those beautiful women and girls, the women in this place were very beautiful, with graceful figures and plump figures, and each of them was beautiful, one was better than the other. It really made Tang Xiaoxuan feast his eyes.
Tang Xiaoxuan thought to himself, if he really got married with Baihua in this Baoxiang Kingdom, he would become a prince consort in the future. What kind of woman he wanted was just a thrift of his hand.
Thinking of this, even the great task of obtaining scriptures was almost thrown away to the sky and the five people followed this road and walked all the way to the guards at the outer palace gate of the palace. Seeing that the princess who had been captured by monsters for thirteen years returned, she was so happy that she hurried into the palace to report this to the king.
Since Baihua left the palace, the sentimental king has been unable to get up with his sickbed. His health has been getting worse and worse. Seeing that the day of the journey was not far away, he heard the guard saying that his daughter was back, and his serious illness seemed to be cured immediately. He jumped off the bed and led all civil and military officials out of the palace to greet the princess.
That night, Tang Xiaoxuan and his party had a very rich meal, delicious food, delicious food, and a feast
But I am a monk and cannot be contaminated with meat. Looking at the large pieces of meat, I can only drool in my stomach.
Fortunately, the vegetarian food here is quite rich, which does not make Tang Xiaoxuan feel too regretful
When the banquet was about to go down, the king was deeply grateful for his kindness and said to Tang Xiaoxuan: Holy monk, you are the rebirth benefactors of the little girl. Although my small country is not powerful, there are everything you think of. If you need anything, just speak, I will definitely be able to satisfy you.
The first person to speak was Bajie. While chewing the food in his mouth, Bajie muttered: Your Majesty, we don’t need anything else. We ate and ate along the way. The less things, the better, but there is only one thing that needs it very much.
The king said: Oh? You might as well say something. As long as I have it, I can definitely give it to you.
Bajie sniffed his nose and looked around for a while, but saw that there was a dazzling array of jade carvings and gold carvings on the palace, so Bajie lion said: We have passed through thousands of mountains and rivers all the way. No matter where we go, there is something that is omnipotent, and without it, it is absolutely impossible. So we want to ask the king to give us tens of taels of gold, so that we can avoid the pain of sleeping in the open on the road.
The king was moved first, and then said kindly: What's the difficulty? The person who came Ah went to get 30,000 taels of gold
Tang Xiaoxuan immediately stopped the king and said: Your Majesty the King, don’t believe my disciple’s nonsense. We are monks, how can we be greedy? He pointed to Bajie and said: We sent the princess back not to seek wealth or wealth, but since we passed by your country, we need to change the pass certificate as usual. Your Majesty the King, you just have to give us a seal.
Bajie felt very depressed when he saw the master say this, so he curled his lips and said nothing.
After Tang Xiaoxuan said this, the king smiled slightly and said: What the holy monk said is extremely true. If I give you ten thousand taels of gold, wouldn’t it be a blasphemy of the holy monk’s thousand-year cultivation? He paired his palms and said: I hope the holy monk forgives his sins.
Tang Xiaoxuan hurriedly returned the greeting and said: Your Majesty is too worried.
At this moment, a burst of laughter suddenly came from behind the screen on the left side of the hall. The first thing I noticed was Tang Xiaoxuan, because the sound was made by a young woman.
Tang Xiaoxuan looked sideways and found that there were three or two women hiding behind the screen, wearing silver hairpins and silk clothes, and his eyebrows were hung on jade curtains. His appearance was rare in the world.
Tang Xiaoxuan guessed that it was the other princesses in the palace at first glance. When Tang Xiaoxuan looked over, several princesses laughed and wanted to see what Tang Xiaoxuan was like, but with the young girl, she didn't dare to look straight at Tang Xiaoxuan.
Seeing this, the king explained that these heads were the sisters of Miss Baihua. They stayed in the palace for many years and had never seen any world. They shouted loudly, don't blame the holy monk.
The girl with flowers is naturally a shame, and the sister with flowers is naturally a princess
It's not bad, the king is indeed very lucky. All the daughters are beautiful and fairy-like, which is gratifying. Tang Xiaoxuan's words were said to the king, but when he spoke, his attention was on these princesses.
The king lifted up the golden cup at his hand and said: I will respect the holy monk for this last glass of wine. I hope that the holy monk can travel safely tomorrow morning and still walk on the road of peace and prosperity.
In fact, Tang Xiaoxuan really wanted to drink a few sips of this special wine in Baoxiang Country. This wine is amber color, and it is a good wine specially used to entertain VIPs. However, he was a monk, Tang Xiaoxuan swallowed his saliva, picked up the tea in his cup, and said: Thank you, Your Majesty
Although this tea is not too bitter, it tastes nothing in your mouth. Tang Xiaoxuan closed his eyes, held his breath, and drank it in one sip.
Tea is a good tea, but Tang Xiaoxuan doesn't like drinking tea and has no hobby of tasting tea. All kinds of tea are similar to him. It's really a waste of such good tea.
Baihua, who was sitting next to the king, was embarrassed to see that his father had been talking to Tang Xiaoxuan, and was a little anxious, so he quickly pulled the king's sleeve secretly.
The king had long seen Baihua's admiration for Tang Xiaoxuan in his eyes, but it was difficult to say it publicly on such occasions, so he said: All the monks, today's feast is disrespectful, I hope you don't blame me.
This seems to be a rude thing for the end of the banquet, but it is just a polite word
Tang Xiaoxuan said: Wherever you are, Your Majesty is so polite
The king stood up from his very luxurious chair and said: You have been traveling to our country for more than two hundred miles. I guess you are tired. Why don't you lead you to rest?
Tang Xiaoxuan said, Your Majesty doesn’t have to do it yourself, you just need to let the guards lead the way, I will wait until I go to bed.
The king knew that Baihuaxiu had a lot to say to him, so he was not polite and ordered a guard to lead the way and took Tsing Xiaoxuan and his party out.
After Tang Xiaoxuan and the other four left, Baihuaxiu told the king about the situation. The king was moved first, and then his face was smiling.
Although his daughter's chastity was given to a monk, this monk was a handsome man, with a handsome appearance and elegant manners. He was born with a master. Even if he lost his virginity, his daughter would not suffer any loss.
After the king understood Baihua's shameful love, he decided to meet Tang Xiaoxuan in person at night, let Tang Xiaoxuan stay in the palace and marry his beloved daughter, and don't take any Western style. Besides, he is old and the deadline is approaching, so it's better to find an heir. Tang Xiaoxuan looks like a talented person in his belly. He asks him to inherit his throne, and he feels more at ease.
Tang Xiaoxuan and his group still lived in the same house as usual, with magnificent and dazzling light, as if made of gold and jade.
The one who can't stand this atmosphere is that Sha Seng is a simple person. He likes simple places. When the light is shining here, he will get bumps all over his body, so he feels so uncomfortable.
Master, the White Dragon Horse has been away for several days without resting its hooves, I will help it feed. Sha Seng suggested that he actually doesn't want to stay in this place.
Tang Xiaoxuan could understand Sha Seng’s thoughts and said: Go. Sha Seng responded and hurriedly walked out. Bajie was already lying down on the bed, looking at the ceiling with a big belly, looking very enjoyable.
After Wukong prepared the bed for Tang Xiaoxuan on the side, he asked Tang Xiaoxuan to go to bed to rest, but Tang Xiaoxuan said: No hurry, you have to recite the homework as a teacher.
As he spoke, Tang Xiaoxuan sat upright in front of the table, slowly moving the rosary in his hand as if he was decent, muttering to himself. In fact, his thoughts had already flowed out of the sky.
Although I have a little affection for Baihua Shame and a little greedy for the prosperity here, it wouldn't work if I stop here. There is a Buddha in the sky watching him! Alas, Tang Xiaoxuan thinks he is actually quite unlucky.
Forget it, let's go to the Demon God Tower to take a look. As soon as he thought of this, he turned his head and looked at Wukong. Wukong was already lying down on the bed to rest, and seemed to be asleep, but the monkey's hands kept holding his cheeks. If he looked at it now, he would definitely be an ADHD child.
It seems that I have to set up a time barrier by myself. Although my cultivation level is not high, it is better to have a barrier than not. Besides, this barrier can also isolate myself from the outside world. If you want to do something, you don’t have to worry about being discovered by outsiders.
His consciousness gradually disappeared into the void and came to the Demon Slaughter Tower. There is still a White Bone Spirit locked up. The White Bone Spirit's skills are much deeper than himself. Now the White Bone Spirit is already the minister under his crotch. If he can completely use the White Bone Spirit's skills for himself, he might be able to increase his skills a lot in a row.
Thinking of this, Tang Xiaoxuan walked to the second floor of the Demon God Tower and prepared to find the White Bone Spirit.
Although Bajie was lying on the bed, he was not asleep. Seeing that there was no movement around him, he slowly got up from the bed and called out to Tang Xiaoxuan. Master, and saw that Tang Xiaoxuan did not respond, he called again. Master, but there was still no reply. Bajie thought that Tang Xiaoxuan was fascinated by the sutra. But he knew that Tang Xiaoxuan had actually escaped into the tower of the demon god for a while. The body outside was just an empty shell.
Bajie turned around and looked at Wukong. Wukong was breathing heavily, and he thought he was deeply immersed in his dream. Bajie smirked, put on his shoes, and tiptoed out.
As soon as he walked out of the house, he drove a white cloud, and rose up and came to the moon palace. However, this time he was not here to tease Chang'e. Last time, he had already ended up like this because of molesting Chang'e. Even if he died, he would not dare to touch a hair of his wife again.
He is here to find Yue Lao, but where does Yue Lao live in Yue Palace? Bajie doesn't know
I had to ask Chang'e. Chang'e's Guanghan Palace is easy to find. After Bajie stood outside Guanghan Palace and wandered for a while, he decided to go in and ask Chang'e. After all, he had a bad relationship with Chang'e.
As soon as he pushed open the door of Guanghan Palace, he saw Chang'e's high bun, her hair was flying, her white clothes were as snowy as her clothes, and her clothes were dancing. Her body exuded a fragrance that was rare in the sky and the world. Looking at Chang'e's delicate face, her face was as carved as a wonderful hand, her skin was as white as a mirror, her eyes were like silk, her eyebrows were crescent moon, and her cherry lips were as faint as a touch.
When she saw someone breaking into her bedroom, she frowned, stood up and held her slender body and held her soft chest loudly, looking as weak as a pudding, but in fact she was soft on the outside but hard on the inside. Her face changed slightly, and she had a murderous aura of a strong woman, which scared Bajie back three steps.
It's you! What are you doing? Are you still not satisfied with beating you as a pig demon? Chang'e said angrily
Bajie hurriedly explained: Don't misunderstand me, I didn't have any inappropriate thoughts this time, I just wanted to ask about the way
Chang'e was puzzled and said: Ask for the way, what road should I ask? Bajie pondered for a while and said: This Guanghan Palace is so big, I want to ask where the Yue Lao lives?
Chang'e frowned slightly and said: What are you looking for the Moon Master?
Bajie licked his thick lips and said: There was something wrong with him, he seemed to be afraid that Chang'e would misunderstand, and then continued: I just borrowed something from him, and I would go back if I borrowed it.
He couldn't help but walk a few steps towards Chang'e and said: Are you doing well over the years?
Chang'e closed her sleeves and said: What does it have to do with you?
Bajie grabbed his nose with his rough big hands and said: I...I'm just asking.
After saying this, seeing that Chang'e no longer cared about her, Bajie didn't know what to say, so he had to turn around and prepare to quit
The Moon Master is just north of Guanghan Palace. You are leaving in the clouds, and you have to take a cup of tea. Chang'e suddenly said
Bajie arched his hands and said: Thank you Fairy Chang'e. As he spoke, Bajie retreated.
After Bajie left, Chang'e shook her head and sighed: Guanghan Palace, Guanghan Palace, the cold is deep every night, who can understand the loneliness in my heart
After Bajie walked out, he flew towards the north through the clouds. Along the way, he felt infinitely sad. He remembered that he was domineering in the sky and lived freely. He also remembered that he was demoted to the world and turned into a pig demon. He really felt that he had been a human being for two lifetimes.
Although he is lustful by nature and has a crush on all kinds of beautiful women, he still loves and misses the most. Chang'e, who is covered in snow, is spotless and unconventional. However, he has now fallen into such a situation. Thinking of this, a few tears could not help but float in his dry eyes.
When Bajie was most sad, Yue Lao's palace had already appeared in his sight. Bajie jumped down, landed to stabilize his body, and walked into Yue Lao's palace.
The Yue Lao was busy helping the couples and lovers on the ground to match the red lines! Bajie walked in, but the Yue Lao almost didn't notice it.
Old man, what are you doing? Bajie mumbled
When the old man heard someone yelling behind him, he was shocked and almost tied the red line in his hand. He turned around and paused. He wanted to get angry, but when he saw that it was Bajie, he turned angry and happy and said: It turned out to be Marshal Tianpeng. Why do you have time to visit my desolate place today?
Bajie touched his long ears and muttered: I will follow the monk Tang to seek scriptures. I am bored, so I will come to the sky to stroll around. He coughed and said: By the way, I will borrow something from you.
The old man put down the red line in his hand, stroked his white beard, blinked his little eyes, and said: Oh? You ask me to borrow something, there is nothing good in my scattered palace.
Bajie licked his mouth, looked around and said: Who said no? I ask you, do you have a pill called Siqing Pill?
When the old man heard this, he frowned and said: What do you want that thing to do?
Bajie said straight: Just say there is or not? Yue Lao shook his head and said: No, no, I have never heard of it before.
Bajie sneered: You should pull it down, I have known that you have this kind of pill, and it can make people lust after taking it, right? If you lend me a pill, I will repay you in the future.
The Moon Master is just a little god in charge of marriage. His magic power is far below Bajie. He knows that if Bajie comes, he will definitely not be Bajie's opponent, so he turned his eyes and asked in a low voice: What are you doing with this thing? Do you still want to frame Chang'e? Have you forgotten how you were demoted to the world and turned into what you are now?
Bajie was said by the Yue Lao, and seemed to be timid in his heart. He pouted his big mouth and said: Don’t worry, just give it to me, this matter has nothing to do with Chang'e.
Yue Lao asked: Then what do you want to do?
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