Chapter 1: Going to Heaven alone

Wukong did not go far, but just flew out and found a place to hide. His tactics were to make Huangmei uneasy anyway, hoping that Huangmei would not have time to kill Bajie and Sha Seng, so what about Tang Xiaoxuan? Where is Tang Xiaoxuan? Tang Xiaoxuan didn’t have any trouble, and Tang Xiaoxuan also had his own things to do!

Tang Xiaoxuan has already gone to heaven. He just arrived at the Nantianmen. Tang Xiaoxuan's status in heaven is not very high, or he is not familiar with it yet. In fact, Tang Xiaoxuan does not take the life and death of Bajie and Sha Seng completely to heart because in "Journey to the West", death is not death in the absolute sense, but a relative situation.

If, according to the old book, after Wukong learned his true skills from Bodhi Patriarch, he was dragged away by Hei Bai Wuchang and went to hell, then "Journey to the West" would end, but Wukong broke the cycle of life and death, and then staged a drama that made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace.

So even if Bajie and Sha Seng were killed by Huangmei, Wukong would only go to the King of Hell Palace to return to the soul quickly. The reason why Tang Xiaoxuan let Wukong make trouble in front of Huangmei's cave gate was just to take this opportunity to get familiar with the heavens. Although the last time Tang Xiaoxuan rescued Bajie with Guanyin's help, everyone was very happy, and he showed his face in front of the gods, if he didn't walk around the heavens often like Wukong, there would be nothing wrong with it. Tang Xiaoxuan thought that after he arrived at Nantianmen last time, the gods would sell him some face. But the fact was not the case at all. When Tang Xiaoxuan arrived at Nantianmen, he pressed the clouds and walked over. Before he could walk up the steps of Nantianmen, several gods stretched out their weapons to block them in the middle, shouting sternly: Who dares to be so arrogant and dares to break into the Nantianmen?

Tang Xiaoxuan has passed through the Nantian Gate twice. He didn't expect that these guards could not recognize him because these guards were too arrogant? Or was it because they were too handsome to be envious of these people? Tang Xiaoxuan felt that it should be the latter.

The last time under Chang'e's righteous words, the Jade Emperor decided to remove the guards guarding the Nantianmen. But when he came to see today, Tang Xiaoxuan found that the guards of the Nantianmen were still those guys who looked down on others.

Although Tang Xiaoxuan is already a level 6 middle immortal, he still dares not be arrogant in the heavenly court. He has had many conflicts between him and the gods. He needs to be resolved every time. If he keeps making trouble like this, even if he is a proud disciple of Tathagata, I am afraid Tathagata will not care about him.

Tang Xiaoxuan had no choice but to cough dryly, clear his throat, and said respectfully to the guard: I am the one who is Tang Xuanzang, and I want to meet His Majesty the Jade Emperor. Tang Xiaoxuan said politely, but what he thought was: When I become prosperous one day, I will see if I don’t kill you, the group of dogs who rely on their power.

The guard's neck was tilted towards the sky, without looking at Tang Xiaoxuan at all, but said with extreme contempt: Oh, it turns out to be Tang Monk Ah! If you don't go to the West to obtain scriptures, why do you always come to heaven for doing? Isn't it enough to be humiliated by the gods?

Although Tang Xiaoxuan was full of anger, he did not dare to vent his anger. The muscles on the corners of his mouth were twitching and said: I met a difficult monster on the way and wanted to ask the Jade Emperor to send someone to the world to surrender the monsters.

The guard threw his hand and said decisively: The Jade Emperor has no time, you can settle it yourself.

Tang Xiaoxuan is a person who can bend and stretch. He is also very cunning and can endure it when facing major events.

But these two guards were too arrogant. Tang Xiaoxuan knew that the dog would bark and would not bite people. The two were above the top and looked arrogant. They looked like they knew that their cultivation was mediocre, and they might still be under him.

Tang Xiaoxuan thought of this and could not control many steps. A string of Buddhist beads in his hand sprinkled out like a sharp sword, and hit the three dead holes on the guard's chest with a shrill sound.

Tang Xiaoxuan's cultivation is constantly improving, and his awareness of human blood vessels and organs has also increased, so the recognition of acupoints is extremely accurate.

The two guards never expected that Tang Seng, who was gentle and elegant on weekdays, would actually deal with them, and they would never expected that Tang Seng would take action quickly and accurately.

As soon as the two guards reacted, the Buddhist beads hit the two of them in the chest and the dead hole. Tang Xiaoxuan controlled the force very well. If he took a little heavier action, the two of them would die immediately.

The two guards felt a numb feeling and couldn't move. Tang Xiaoxuan stepped forward and sneered: I really feel wronged you two. This is a lesson for you to think clearly about your identity. But they are just two guardians. They are not considered gods. I am just a weak monk. You two can't even fight against monks on the ground. What are they?

The two guards were taught a lesson by Tang Xiaoxuan, and were angry and were about to scold Tang Xiaoxuan and Tang Xiaoxuan quickly took action on their necks, but immediately closed the mute holes on their necks, and they opened and closed their mouths, but they couldn't say a word.

This is what Tang Xiaoxuan wants, which makes the two of them feel angry, but they can't scold them, and they don't know until this time that Tang Xiaoxuan realized that if you want to stay in "Journey to the West", you are not stupid enough. If you need to take action, you will not show your power. You think I am HELLOKITTYAh!

Tang Xiaoxuan walked slowly towards Lingxiao Palace. Along the way, he met many fairies, Tang Monk, who was originally handsome and handsome, and his skill was extremely handsome. These fairies were fascinated by Tang Xiaoxuan and Tang Xiaoxuan walked slowly happily. There was a real glamorous scenery along the way. Tang Xiaoxuan shook his head, trying to put on a more handsome pose. Only then did he remember that he was now a bald man, and he had no hair at all. He couldn't even play cool.

Tang Xiaoxuan walked all the way to Lingxiao Palace. It seemed that there were always those gods and a Jade Emperor on the Lingxiao Palace.

Before Tang Xiaoxuan entered the hall, two guards were clamped on their arms left and right, and put them in the middle. Tang Xiaoxuan calmly put his hands together and said: Amitabha, good, good, I am here to ask for help, why did you catch me?

The guard did not speak, but just clamped Tang Xiaoxuan tightly, for fear that a person who was not careful, would run away from the Jade Emperor on the throne who was on the same throne, and said loudly: Tang Monk, if you go to heaven, you go to heaven, why should you hurt the guards of the Nantianmen? As a holy monk, since you dare to commit murder, what crime should you be?

It turned out that this incident angered the Jade Emperor. No wonder the Jade Emperor wanted to hold him

Tang Xiaoxuan struggled with both arms, and the two guards were actually shaken away. It seems that Tang Xiaoxuan's skills have improved greatly! Tang Xiaoxuan bowed to the Jade Emperor, stood at the door, and said: This is the thing. I had no intention of hurting them, but they didn't let me meet the emperor. I was angry and took action. I also knew that the emperor was the body of the Nine Dragons, so I clearly would not blame me for his grudges.

Tang Xiaoxuan's words not only confessed his guilt but also flattered the Jade Emperor. Even if the Jade Emperor wanted to blame Tang Xiaoxuan, it was difficult to say anything. If he blamed him, wouldn't that mean that he was not right or wrong and his grudges were unknown?

The Jade Emperor curled his lips and waved his hand, saying: Let Tang Monk come in and speak

Tang Xiaoxuan smiled slightly at the two guards who were still rubbing their arms, and said that you guys are paying attention to me next time. If you want to make me Tang Xiaoxuan, you are still far from being able to do it!

Tang Xiaoxuan walked in and started to enter the door, bowed to the two rows of gods all the way, and then half-kneeled to the ground and said to the Jade Emperor: Tang Xuanzang met Jade Emperor

The Jade Emperor raised his hand and said: Get up! What do you have to ask me for help? Where is Sun Wukong?

Tang Xiaoxuan stood up from the ground, patted the dust on the monk's robes and said: Wukong is fighting against the demon

The demon had a powerful magic weapon. I was afraid that Wukong was not the opponent of the monster, so I came to heaven to ask for help

Tang Xiaoxuan's eyes swept across the faces of the gods, and then said: I wonder which great god has the method to subdue demons? I hope the Jade Emperor can make it clear.

Although the old Jade Emperor is always well-dressed, he is a foolish monarch. Not only is he stupid, but he also doesn't have much magic power. He depends on his subordinates to support him and look at him. He said loudly: Who can help Tang Monk and disciples? Everyone looked at each other and didn't say anything because they all knew in their hearts that the monsters that could drag Sun Wukong to abide by were not ordinary people. If they went to help, it would be a trivial matter for themselves. If they lost their identity and let others laugh at them.

So everyone just looked at each other and no one left the list

The Jade Emperor showed displeasure on his face. Even if these gods thought it was troublesome and did not give Tang Seng face, he should give him face. Even if he was not capable, he was still the leader of the gods in the sky! So the Jade Emperor was very unhappy, with an angry face and gasping in his nose.

This kind of conversation is the cunning Taibai Jinxing who is good at talking. Taibai Jinxing looked around and turned his eyes, hugged his symbolic whisk in his arms, walked out of the team and bowed to the Jade Emperor, saying: Jade Emperor, why don’t you ask Tang Monk clearly? Ask what the monster looks like? What magic weapon is used?

Based on these descriptions, we can send someone to get him

The Jade Emperor's mind is more likely to be influenced by others. After hearing what Taibai Jinxing said, he felt it was reasonable, so he asked Tang Xiaoxuan: Tang Monk, tell me the appearance and shape of the monster, and let me arrest him according to his appearance.

Tang Xiaoxuan snorted softly in his mouth, but of course he knew what the monster looked like, but in order to pretend to be ignorant, he had to ponder: The monster's face is quite ferocious, I don't remember what the title is for a while, I only remember that he set up a small Leiyin Temple and captured our master and apprentice design.

Hearing this sentence, the biggest reaction was that Taibai Jinxing was not as thin as Taibai Jinxing, and he didn't have eight taels of flesh on his body. In fact, his mind was so smart. He took a breath and his face changed drastically, saying: This monster must not be from the mortal world or from heaven. He dared to change into a small Leiyin Temple. I must have seen the appearance of the Big Leiyin Temple. This is probably a monster from the Buddhist land in the West. Let's block Tang Monk and his party's way.

Hearing the four words of Buddhist land, all the gods were silent. They were not afraid of the monster, but were afraid that if they were sent down to the world to surrender the monster, the monster happened to be the mount or pet of the Buddha. If they offend the Buddha, no one could afford it.

In the world of Journey to the West, according to magic power, the most fussy one should be the monsters that practice on their own in the mortal world. The gods and monsters in the sky are then the Vajra Arhats of the Buddhas of the West. Finally, they should be Yuanshi Tianzun. The scattered immortals, such as Zhen Yuanzi, are usually hidden. Although they have high-powered magic and powerful cultivation, they often don’t like to show off in front of others.

If you line up like this, then the gods are nothing. When they see the monsters in the West, they all pretend to be mute.

Tang Xiaoxuan's eyes shot on everyone's faces. He could not have imagined that these gods were so useless. All the monsters in the West retreated, which made Tang Xiaoxuan very disappointed.

But since Tang Monk went to heaven to ask for help in person, even if no one dared to go, he still had to make it look like he was going to make it. The Jade Emperor snorted and said: Since this monster is a monster in the West, it is better not to hurt his life. If King Li, please take the demon lock tower and collect it. After subduing, go to the West to ask if there is any Buddha who has lost the monster. If there is one, we will return it to him.

Tang Xiaoxuan sighed, with a very indifferent expression on his face and said: Thank you, Jade Emperor, since you are so embarrassed, I will say goodbye first. The number of days is empty, and creation is multiplied by division. Is it a blessing or a disaster? I can't escape it. I won't bother you. As he said that, Tang Xiaoxuan walked out straight away.

The gods looked at each other, their faces looked very awkward. The Jade Emperor leaned on the dragon chaise and sighed: I am no longer able to use it.

It seems that the Jade Emperor also knows that the current situation in heaven can exist under the protection of the Tathagata of the West, so he is naturally inevitably subject to anger.

After Tang Xiaoxuan walked out of the Nantian Gate, he went downstairs to the outside of Huangmei's cave. He saw Wukong hiding behind a stone at a glance, and hurried over and shouted: Wukong, what's going on?

When Wukong saw his master come back, he jumped out of a stone, pressed Tang Xiaoxuan's arm and said: Master Ah, when you come back, you ask me how you are? I'm fine, but I don't know how you are?

Tang Xiaoxuan straightened his clothes and said: The gods in the sky are timid and afraid of things. Knowing that this monster is a monster from the West, they dare not come down to surrender Wukong. I think it is difficult for you to go to the Great Leiyin Temple for you. Ask which Buddha lost the divine beast, let him take it back quickly.

Tang Xiaoxuan needs to go to the West after many hardships, so he naturally cannot fly over to find rescue. Otherwise, Tathagata will find out and anger Tathagata. Unfortunately, he is a disciple of Tathagata, and Tathagata may not spare him.

Wukong blinked his golden eyes and said: OK, Master, but this monster, as you said, has one...

Wukong compared with his hand and said: There is a bag, I don’t know what magic weapon it is, it must be very powerful, so Master, I must be careful when you wait here, so don’t anger that monster.

Tang Xiaoxuan patted Wukong's fluffy hand and said: Wukong, don't worry! He will definitely be careful for his teacher.

Wukong treats Tang Xiaoxuan the best. He was afraid that something would happen to Tang Xiaoxuan, so he drew a circle on the ground and said: Master, if you stand in, you must not go out inside. Lao Sun's circle is a god circle. People inside can go out, and people outside can't come in, so you can guarantee that you will be in for an hour.

Tang Xiaoxuan waved his hand and said: Wukong, why are you so long-winded? Go quickly! If you waste time, Bajie and Sha Seng might be destroyed.

Wukong said: Yes, yes, yes, my disciple will go!

Wukong flipped up a somersault cloud, and disappeared in the blink of an eye, now there is no one around. Tang Xiaoxuan felt very hot. The road to obtaining scriptures has passed in a flash. Three years have passed. In the past three years, spring has gone and autumn has come, and cold has arrived. Now it is the cool summer. It is noon again, which is very hot.

Tang Xiaoxuan took off the monk's robe and put it under his butt, with his chest naked, but the hot sun still grinds the skin on his body to aches. Tang Xiaoxuan has been spoiled since he was a child. How could he suffer such a pain? Although he has experienced many hardships on the way to obtain scriptures, Tang Xiaoxuan still cannot adapt to such weather.

This monkey is really good, and the circle is not painted in the shade! Damn, it's so hot. Tang Xiaoxuan slapped the wind with his clothes while muttering in his mouth.

I wonder how free I was before traveling through time, but I have suffered for three years in Journey to the West and am still a level 6 middle immortal. Tang Xiaoxuan felt extremely unhappy

But he didn't know that it would take three lifetimes for ordinary people to become a Level 6 middle immortal, but it only took three years. This is already a great achievement, but he is still not satisfied.

Why didn't this monkey come back? Even though Tang Xiaoxuan was a god, he could not stand the scorching sun in the sky, and he stood up and patted his butt, with sweat on his butt

Tang Xiaoxuan didn't care whether it was dangerous or not. He first found a place to hide from the sun. Then he saw that there was not only a shade in front of him, but also a plum forest. He was lucky today! Tang Xiaoxuan threw away his clothes and threw his nine-ring staff. He ran to the plum forest with his upper body naked.

Tang Monk was originally fat and fat, with a pair of big ears lobows on his shoulders, and his body was full of fat, but since Tang Xiaoxuan and his six gods merged, he has been constantly exercising, so his chest is as hard as iron, his chest muscles and abdominal muscles are quite toned, and his chin lines are also in a perfect curve. His lips are thin and sharp, and he no longer has the honest appearance of Tang Monk.

Is this kind of Tang Monk a little more handsome? It depends on your opinion, but one thing is certain that most women like such men. All the qualities of men appear to be possessed by Tang Xiaoxuan.

After Tang Xiaoxuan arrived at the plum forest, he was about to pick some plums to eat, but as soon as his hand reached over, the plums suddenly changed. The moisture in apricots was not as good as the plums, but Tang Xiaoxuan didn't care whether it was water or not, so he would eat it first.

Tang Xiaoxuan reached out to pick one, but the apricot suddenly disappeared. Tang Xiaoxuan felt quite puzzled. Although all kinds of strange things may happen in the world of Journey to the West, everything always has a reason. Why is the apricot changing?

Could it be that Huang Mei changed, wanting to harm him while Wukong is not here? That Huang Meiru is really a monster in the West. Maybe his magic power is still below him, not to mention that he still has magic weapons in his hands, and he can't beat him no matter what he says

Although Tang Xiaoxuan knew that even if he died, Wukong could save himself after going to the underworld, the death process was very painful because these monsters must have to eat their own flesh. This yellow-browed man is a man. If he doesn't eat his own flesh, do he still want to be homosexual with him?

Thinking of this, Tang Xiaoxuan was anxious to leave the forest, but just as he was leaving, a voice came from behind: Master, please stay.

This is the voice of an old man, with a kind and kind voice. It sounds like you know that it is definitely not a bad person. Tang Xiaoxuan couldn't help but look back and saw an old man with a tall crown and long beard and a short stature. Tang Xiaoxuan's first impression was that this old man should be a land man.

Sure enough, the old man had already reported himself to his house and said: Master, the little god is the Land Lord of this place. Seeing that Master is here, he specially sent fruits to quench his thirst.

Tang Xiaoxuan has been in Journey to the West for a few years and has learned a lot of monsters to change. The Land Lord will not come early or late, but when Wukong is away, maybe it is the monster that has become.

Can monsters be eaten?

Tang Xiaoxuan looked up and down at the Land Lord and said: You don’t have to be polite, I am not thirsty now...

But the Landlord came over and handed the plate over and said: Master, you can eat a little, even if you are not thirsty, you can cool down the heat and cool down.

Tang Xiaoxuan looked at the fruit on the plate smooth and thought to himself, but he should eat it, and it doesn't matter if the Landlord is a monster. At worst, he will die in Journey to the West, and death is not really dead.

Tang Xiaoxuan took the plate from the Land Lord and feasted. The fruit delivered by the Land Lord tasted really good. Tang Xiaoxuan burped and patted his chest and said: Thank you God

In fact, Tang Xiaoxuan knew very well in his heart. If this Landlord was a monster, first, there was no need to do this at all. Now there is no one around, just take it casually. Why do you have to do this in one go? Second, this Landlord speaks and other words, and there are no monsters at all. Tang Xiaoxuan knew that in Journey to the West, the monsters' faces were cramped, but some were thrust beautifully, while others were ugly.

Those who are ugly are naturally all male monsters, and those who are beautiful are naturally all banshees. Anyway, Tang Xiaoxuan thinks that

After eating, Tang Xiaoxuan squatted down on a tree, slowly came out of the air and land, and cleaned up the plate and said: Master, although it is cool here, there are so many mosquitoes, why not go to my house to rest for a while?

Tang Xiaoxuan sniffed his nose and said: I can’t walk anymore, let alone I have to wait for Wukong!

The Land Master turned his eyes and said: Master, where did the Great Sage go?

Tang Xiaoxuan touched his chin with his hand and said: Wukong has gone to beg for alms and will come back soon. This Land Lord said he wanted to take him to his house. The possibility of being a monster increased, so Tang Xiaoxuan just lie.

The Land Lord smacked his lips and said: Ah, I think the Great Sage may not come back for a while. You should go to the humble house with me to rest for a while. Wait until the master wakes up, maybe the Great Sage will come back.

Tang Xiaoxuan said in his heart: Even if this Land Lord is transformed by a monster, his magic power will definitely not be strong. Maybe he is still under him. He is a monster on the ground. The magic power of the monster on the ground is not Err. He can handle it completely. Why not just go to rest with him? Anyway, Wukong cannot come back for the time being

As soon as he thought of this, Tang Xiaoxuan put his hands together and said, "Then I'm going to be the god." As he said that, he was going to go to Tudigong with Tudigong and pointed at Tang Xiaoxuan, saying, "Master, you're probably indecent just because you're naked like this?"

It's better to wear clothes

It was so hot that I couldn't feel the cold even after taking off my clothes. At this time, the Tudigong said it. Tang Xiaoxuan remembered and patted his naked head and said: Oh, the weather is hot, so I took off the monk's robes on my body. I hope the gods don't mind it.

The Land Lord smiled and said: Nothing is wrong

Even if this Landlord is a monster, it is probably a bad monster. What does it have to do with him whether he wears clothes or not? Tang Xiaoxuan felt that this monster is easier to deal with, so he picked up the monk's robes and put them on his body casually, and followed the Landlord.

After walking through this forest, we arrived at a denser forest, with smoke and flowing light inside, which looked a bit beautiful. Even people like Tang Xiaoxuan who don’t know how to appreciate it couldn’t help but praise: This is a really good place! Not bad.

The Land Lord smiled slightly, and there seemed to be a deep meaning hidden in his smile, and said: This is naturally a good place, Master, look.

When Tang Xiaoxuan turned to look at him, the appearance of the Landlord slowly changed but not much, but her clothes became colorful and bright, and her beard also turned blue, with blue marks appearing on her forehead.

It was indeed a monster, but Tang Xiaoxuan was not afraid, but just snatched his ears and said: Tudigong, you are not Tudigong, but a monster?

The Land Lord laughed and said: I am a thousand-year-old vine, how could it be the Land Lord?

He said this to scare Tang Xiaoxuan. He also heard that Tang Monk was a layman, as timid as a mouse, but Tang Xiaoxuan also laughed and said: It turned out to be an ancient vine! Hello Mr. Gu Teng, where is the Land Lord in this place?

Gu Teng Jing said: The Tudigong is already dead, and there is no local Tudigong assigned in heaven, so there is no Tudigong for the time being, so I will temporarily take charge of this place.

Seeing that this ancient vine spirit was well-educated and well-reasoned, Tang Xiaoxuan couldn't help but think: Since he was a tree spirit, why didn't he mention eating me? Did he trick me into being homosexual with him?

While he was thinking, three people came out of the smoke, their faces were almost the same, and they looked like they were over 80 years old, but their beards were different, one was red, the other was yellow, and the other was green. These three must be tree spirits.

The three of them walked to Tang Xiaoxuan with a smile and said: Master, I'm polite.

Tang Xiaoxuan snorted and quickly returned the court: I don’t dare to be a monk. It seems that these tree spirits should not eat them, but have other purposes. What is their purpose? Could it be that they have children and want to make themselves their son-in-law?

The more Tang Xiaoxuan thinks, the better he will think

Master, please sit down. With a wave of the ancient vine spirit, a table appeared on the ground. Tang Xiaoxuan was not in a hurry anyway, so he sat down on the stool.

The ancient Teng Jingdao: I have heard that you have been familiar with the ancient and modern methods and know the world's extraordinary books, are knowledgeable and knowledgeable!

Tang Xiaoxuan coughed and said seriously: There is nothing, I just understand it a little bit.

The ancient vine spirit looked at the other three tree spirits and said: Why not make a poem by everyone? I'll do it first.

He looked up at the sky tree and said: The ancient and yin tree

Another tree spirit said: Good scenery is different from four square seats

The third person looked around and said: I wonder when the bright moon will exist?

The last one quickly raised his hand and said: I also got a saying, Who can save this good love?

After each said a sentence, his eyes were all on Tang Xiaoxuan's face. Tang Xiaoxuan was simply bullshit about these poems. Although after being combined with Tang Seng, Tang Seng's erudition was also instilled into his mind, what he wanted to recite poems was improvisation, talent surging, and flexible use; Tang Xiaoxuan was not interested in poetry at all. Seeing the four tree spirits looking at him, almost cold sweat was pouring on his forehead. If they really started fighting, Tang Xiaoxuan was not very scared, but if he wrote some poems, it would be impossible for Tang Xiaoxuan to bear it.

Tang Xiaoxuan coughed dryly and said: Good poem Ah, it is indeed a good poem

The ancient vine spirit took everything and said: How about asking the holy monk to add another sentence?

Tang Xiaoxuan blinked and said: It is best to have all four sentences collected, why bother to add one more sentence? Isn’t it a snail to add to it?

Ancient Vine Essence said, "The four sentences are dull and unremarkable. There is no essence. You are knowledgeable. Just add one sentence.

The others all agreed: Add one, add one

Tang Xiaoxuan curled his lips, and the sweat on his forehead had already flowed on his mouth to replenish it, and healed your sister Ah! If I knew, would you use it to urge me?

But these old men are kindly invited each other. Tang Xiaoxuan had no choice but to rack his brains and search for the dead intent. He thought that everyone was staring at him intently, hoping that he could add a good poem