Wukong looked at Tang Xiaoxuan's head and said: Master, if you go barefoot, isn't it equivalent to writing the word "monk" on your body? Look for a hat and put it on.
Hat? Tang Xiaoxuan looked for Ah among the few hats Wukong brought. None of them looked good, and they were all vulgar. Tang Xiaoxuan was not interested. Then he turned around and found that the hat on Wukong's head was very handsome, and he said: Wukong, your head is small, it's not good to wear this hat, so he should wear it for his master. Please find another small one
This hat is a black hat rolled up on all sides. It matches the clothes on her body very well. Tang Xiaoxuan put the hat on her head, jumped onto a white horse, and said: Disciples, it’s clear to you!
Wukong pointed at Tang Xiaoxuan and said: Master, your outfit is so beautiful. If you are snatched away by the little girls on the road, I won’t go to save you.
Tang Xiaoxuan smiled, dressed handsomely without saying anything, to attract women's attention, attracting one is one, attracting two is a pair, and there is no need for Wukong to save him.
The four masters and apprentices entered the Yuhua Prefecture area, and the city of Yuhua Prefecture was still a long way from the earth. After walking for about half a day, Wukong saw the rustling sounds in the bushes and ran over, and saw several monks hiding inside. Wukong compared his thumb and said: Who is not coming out quickly, why are you hiding inside?
These people were very scared when they saw Wukong's hairy face and thunder duke's mouth. They all came out of the bushes one by one. As expected, they were all bald and all with Buddhist beads hanging. They were definitely monks.
Tang Xiaoxuan came to ride a horse and said: Why do you monks hide here?
The leader among those monks said: Are you from other places? You don’t know the rules here! The king is banning to search for monks from all over the country. If an official searches one, he will immediately be promoted to the next level. If the people search one, they will immediately be rewarded with fifty taels of gold.
Tang Xiaoxuan is now dressed as a merchant, so these people cannot recognize Tang Xiaoxuan, who is also a monk, Tang Xiaoxuan said: What is the reason why you capture the monk here?
These monks seemed to not want to say it, but they didn't dare to say it. They were all squeamish and didn't say anything. One of them said: Senior brother, let's run away quickly
Those words came out, and they all ran out
Tang Xiaoxuan felt a little unhappy and said: Wukong, it’s really strange on the road to the West. We passed by several countries, and monks lived an inhuman life. No wonder the few monks now, why don’t the Tathagata in the West care?
He said this very loudly, not afraid that Tathagata would hear it, but it would be better for him to hear it. Let the Tathagata see how the world in the mortal world looks like
Wukong waved his hand and said: Master, this is the case in this world. There are many unfair things. If you argue for it, you will be too busy!
Although Wukong followed Tang Xiaoxuan to be a family member, he could not practice Zen or recite scriptures. If he had not followed the monk Xiaoxuan, he would not have seen that he was a monk.
In fact, Wukong has more Taoist nature than Buddha nature. Taoism emphasizes the unity of spirit and form, and is free from things. Wukong has almost this temperament, but it is just more unrestrained. The Buddhist way of cultivating one's nature and meditating and enlightening the Tao is what Wukong dislikes the most.
Why did Tang Xiaoxuan like it? But he had already merged with Tang Monk, and there was no other way to think about it. He had to be a monk, but it was not too bad to be a monk. At least when many things happened, others would not expect that the monk would come up. In other people's minds, monks represent honesty.
And Tang Xiaoxuan happened to be a dishonest monk
No matter what, we should hurry up and arrive at Yuhuazhou before dark, have a warm meal and sleep in a warm bed. Tang Xiaoxuan inspires everyone to say
Bajie seemed to have seen hot steamed buns and hot dishes. He felt energetic and had strong legs. He followed Tang Xiaoxuan's fast horse and quickly arrived at the city capital of Yuhuazhou.
Several people slowed down and walked in boldly because there were people guarding each side of the city gate, so they were afraid that a monk and the four masters would be put in. Especially Tang Xiaoxuan, who had her breasts exposed, was like a man who was striking, showing the charm of the outside world. At first glance, he looked like a merchant from afar. He would not suspect that these four people were four monks.
The four of them walked along the street. It was just dark now. It was supposed to be the time when the lights were on. However, the shops along the street had closed and there were no lights illuminated. It seemed that the expulsion order of monks under the king was not only a fatal blow to the monks, but also had a great disadvantage to the people's livelihood. Everyone closed the door early to sleep in order to prevent the monks from being provoked.
Wukong pulled the reins in front of him, braved the wind and snow, and said: Master, there seems to be no inn along the way!
Every family is closed, and there are no lights. We may have to freeze outside for another night this night
Tang Xiaoxuan didn't want to sleep in this ice and snow all night. Although the true qi can keep the cold, the true qi in the dantian is limited. What should I do if I use it up? Then will it become a popsicle the next day?
True qi is pleasant to use, but it takes years to collect it, so it should not be used randomly
Fortunately, after turning at the corner in front, I saw an inn
The four people walked in. Tang Xiaoxuan felt that the hat on his head was covered with snow. He should take it down and brush it, otherwise his image would be deteriorated. As soon as he reached out to take off his hat, Wukong suddenly held his hand and said: Master, you can't take off your hat.
Tang Xiaoxuan then remembered that his head was bald, and the monks were expelling here! Unexpectedly, Wukong's thoughts were so detailed, Tang Xiaoxuan walked over and said: Shop, are there any rooms here?
The shop looked Tang Xiaoxuan up and down several times, and after confirming that Tang Xiaoxuan was definitely not a monk, he said with a smile: Guest, it is very windy and snow tonight. My shop is full of passengers blocked by the wind and snow. Now the room is full.
Tang Xiaoxuan was slightly stunned and said: Full? Is there no room left?
Bajie was anxious and said: It doesn’t matter if there is no room. Let’s stay in this hall for one night, so as not to suffer from the wind and snow.
The shop owner smiled and said, "What do you call this customer Ah?" He compared it with his hands and said, "Your customer is a strange person, you must be a god."
Tang Xiaoxuan said: The four of us are ordinary business travelers, not gods. If the store really doesn’t have a room, then we won’t be good at it.
Although Tang Xiaoxuan was afraid of the cold, wouldn’t he lose all his face if he stayed in this hall for one night?
Bajie has grown up like that, it doesn’t matter if he loses face, he can’t do it himself
Moreover, Tang Xiaoxuan has seen a daughter in this store sitting at the counter to settle the score! What Tang Xiaoxuan can't tolerate the most is to be embarrassed in front of a woman. When Tang Xiaoxuan said this, Bajie was anxious and hurriedly grabbed Tang Xiaoxuan's clothes and said: Master, the wind and snow outside are so strong, if we don't live here, we must freeze to death until tomorrow morning, my old pig will probably be roasted and eaten directly.
The owner's daughter was settled the score, but when she heard Bajie say this, she couldn't help but laugh, and then whispered to the owner: Daddy, why not give my room to this customer?
The shop owner was shocked and said: If you let him live, where will you live?
The owner's daughter blushed and said, "Of course I have my own way." Her eyes were on Tang Xiaoxuan's sturdy back and said, "The remaining three guests will live in your room. Anyway, you can sleep in the bed next to the counter, right?"
The owner said ah, saying: Why don’t you let all four of them go to my room to sleep? You should go back to your own room to rest. How can a man sleep in his daughter’s boudoir?
At that time, there was a difference between men and women, and they were not close to each other, so men and women should avoid suspicion.
Seeing that Tang Xiaoxuan was polite, not to mention that he had his own daughter to plead, the shop owner said to Tang Xiaoxuan: Several guests, I think it is not easy for you to come from another place, so I will give my own room to you. Don’t you dislike me?
I heard that there is a room to live in, Bajie smiled and said: Thank you, old shop owner, old pig, I bow to you
The owner smiled and said: I don't think I'm thanking you, you can go up first, I'll ask the guy to get some food for you
After saying that, he said to his daughter: Yue'er, guide the four guests
It turns out that the little girl's name is Yue'er. She is not very old, about seventeen or eight years old, with a tender and immature face, and her figure is not yet mature. Her breasts are as big as two steamed buns. She smiles like a silver bell, and she is very cute. She has two small dimples on her cheeks. Tang Xiaoxuan follows her. Her body has not yet grown, her butt is still very small, and her legs are very thin. Tang Xiaoxuan is not very interested in such a little girl.
Seeing her, the little dragon under Tang Xiaoxuan's crotch could hardly lift up.
Yue'er took Tang Xiaoxuan and the others to the innermost room on the second floor. Open the door. The room is quite big. It should be enough for four people to sleep. Although there is only one bed in this room and the bed is not big, the three apprentices always sleep as long as there is a floor. The beds are basically for Tang Xiaoxuan to sleep.
Yue'er waved her hand and said: Please, please come inside.
Tang Xiaoxuan led several apprentices in. The layout inside was well arranged, and there were everything from boxes and wardrobe.
Yue'er followed Tang Xiaoxuan, staring at Tang Xiaoxuan in a daze, almost stunned.
She has always been following her father to take charge of the account. She has worked in this inn for several years and has never seen a man as free and elegant as Tang Xiaoxuan. She is in her prime at this age and her heart is just beginning to bloom. When she meets Tang Xiaoxuan, she always thinks about what she can do with Tang Xiaoxuan.
Tang Xiaoxuan sat down at the table and said to Yue'er: I'm sorry.
Yue'er looked at Tang Xiaoxuan's perfectly curved chin and thin and beautiful lips without blinking.
Tang Xiaoxuan has also seen that this Yue'er is interested in him, but this girl is too young and is not the type that Tang Xiaoxuan likes, so Tang Xiaoxuan can only pretend not to see it.
Wukong rolled his eyes and slapped Yue'er's arm and said: Hello, my brother is calling you! Because he is hiding his identity now, he can't call him Master again, just to prevent others from being suspicious.
Yue'er was beaten by Wukong and then came to her senses and said: Oh, yes, a few guests, please sit down first, I'll get some food for you
Before Yue'er left, she didn't forget to look at Tang Xiaoxuan and smiled charmingly. Tang Xiaoxuan avoided her eyes and said to Wukong: Wukong Ah, you go down and bring that meal, don't bother others.
Wukong can understand the meaning of Tang Xiaoxuan's words. If that Yue'er always stared at Tang Xiaoxuan up and down, she would sooner or later see some flaws. It would be a bit troublesome to expose her identity.
Bajie said foolishly: We have been walking for a day, why do we still take it personally? Wouldn't it be better to let the little girl deliver it to me personally?
Wukong's eyes turned and said: Bajie, I'll leave this to you. You can go down and bring the food.
Bajie was sitting, but suddenly jumped up and said: I...I don't go, I want to go by myself! I've been walking for a day, so how can I still move?
Wukong walked over with a smile and said to Bajie: Bajie, how did that little lady look like just now?
Speaking of Yue'er, Bajie said embarrassedly: It's still... Not bad
Wukong deliberately lowered his voice and said: I asked you to go to give you a chance, talk to her, and win over the relationship. If you don't go, then forget it.
Bajie's eyes lit up and said: I'll go, I'll go! Bajie shook his two big sleeves and said: Master, I've gone Ah
Although Tang Xiaoxuan didn't hear what Wukong said to Bajie, he guessed it almost the same and said with a smile: Wukong Ah, you are naughty again
Bajie hurriedly went downstairs and saw Yue'er calculating the accounts on the counter, and the owner was there, and he was embarrassed to go over and chat with him, but he just shyly said: Girl, old pig, I... I have something to bother you.
Yue'er glanced at Bajie and said: What's the matter? Tell me
Bajie said embarrassedly: Me, I was stabbed by something on my hand, and I got a thorn in it. I was careful not to get it out. I would like to ask the girl to help me pick it.
This is really a bad way to pick up girls, but Bajie has no experience in picking up girls, so he can only use such a bad way.
Yue'er saw that Bajie was quite honest, so she didn't care about Bajie's appearance and said: OK, I'll help you choose, but you have to promise me something.
Bajie said: It's okay to say anything
Yue'er took out a needle from the needle and thread bag on her body, pressed Bajie's thick and wide hand with one hand, and held the needle with the other hand, and started to help Bajie pick the thorns, but Bajie's big hand was covered with thick skin, so she couldn't even see it even if she was stabbed.
Where is there a thorn? Why can't I see it? Yue'er said while looking for it
Bajie put his other hand in his mouth, looked straight at Yue'er, and said: Little lady, you are so beautiful
Yue'er didn't react at all, but the shop owner next to her got angry. Seeing Bajie teasing her daughter, she was furious and slapped the table and said: You pervert dare to tease my daughter. You are so slutty!
His slap shocked Yue'er. The needle in his hand shook and sniffed into Bajie's hand. Although Bajie's skin was thick, the tip of the needle was very deep, which made him jump up in pain and said: Oh my god, it hurts me so much!
The owner said to Yue'er: Good piercing! A sexual disciple like this should teach him this lesson. Little did he know that Yue'er's injection was not intentional.
Bajie didn't get the fish, and he even had a bad loss. He felt very uncomfortable. He pulled out the needle from his hand and was about to go upstairs. At this time, the food was ready. The guy was carrying a wooden plate with good dishes filled with wine. Bajie went over and took the wooden plate and said: Go do your work, I'll take it on.
As he said that, he walked upstairs with a wooden plate. Yue'er suddenly rushed over and said: "Slow down."
Bajie was stabbed by Yue'er. He knew that the little girl was so powerful that he could only stand up obediently and said: What do you want to do? Are you going to stab me again?
Yue'er shook her head cutely, with the two golden hairpins on her head trembling slightly. She was not old, but she learned to dress up as a mature woman. She pointed to one of the plates full of chicken legs and said: I cooked this for your elder brother. No one of you can eat it. You can only let your elder brother eat it. Do you know? I just said that I wanted you to promise me one thing, this is the matter.
After saying this, Bajie realized that Yue'er had a special liking for Tang Xiaoxuan. Why did his master always have a romantic encounter, and why did he always suffer a loss? Bajie couldn't figure it out, and felt a little unhappy in his heart, and said coldly: Yes, I understand.
Yue'er brought a pot of wine from the counter and said: This pot of wine is for you, I hope you can accept it with a smile.
Bajie sniffed his nose and walked upstairs with a wooden plate. Before he could get to the room, he took out a chicken leg from the wooden plate, ate it in a few bites, and even chewed the bones and swallowed them.
After entering the room, Bajie brought out the dishes from the wooden plate and said: Hehe, it’s all done, there is a pot of wine. Do you drink it?
It is very comfortable to drink a pot of wine in this kind of weather, and the wine is still hot, obviously it has been warmed up in advance, drink some wine, eat some chicken legs, a few people brag, and then go to bed. What a pleasant thing.
Wukong patted Bajie's hand and said: Bajie, you have done a good job in this matter. Please start the fire in the stove under the bed. When we eat and drink, we can sleep warmly.
Bajie went down to serve the dishes because Wukong said he could have the opportunity to chat with Yue'er. This time, he would not get any benefits. So Bajie shook his head, picked up a chicken leg from the plate and put it in his mouth, and said: I won't go, it's me every time, why don't you do it?
Wukong said, "I'm not as good as you do," he said.
Bajie was not stupid, sat down on the stool and said: If I don’t go, you will know that you bully me. If you want to go, you will go by yourself.
Wukong jumped onto the stool, raised his fist, and said: Idiot, just go if you ask me to go, how can I say so much?
If I don't go, I'll do it.
Tang Xiaoxuan hurried over and held Wukong's fist and said to Bajie: Bajie, go quickly! Otherwise, your senior brother would not be able to hold back even if I could do it.
Wukong and Tang Xiaoxuan sang and played, and Bajie hummed in his throat: Humph, just go, he had to squat under the bed and slowly make a fire
It is not easy to make a fire in the stove, and it often takes a lot of thought. Bajie was pounding and blowing there alone, and he really did everything he could. However, the fire was still not big, Bajie was anxious, took a breath and blew it at the stove mouth. In this way, the oxygen was sufficient, and the charcoal suddenly lit up. The fire was sprayed out of the stove, burning all the manes on Bajie's face, and his face was burned to the color of black charcoal.
Wukong was so happy that he slapped his legs and laughed. Bajie suffered and was teased by the monkey. He was very unhappy and pointed at Wukong and said: Monkey, you laugh, you laugh... Bajie wiped his face with his sleeve and said: I have roasted my handsome face so handsome
Tang Xiaoxuan knew the anger in Bajie's heart, so he said to Bajie: Bajie Ah, you have made great contributions to making fire this time, and I will reward you with a glass of wine for your teacher. Tang Xiaoxuan helped Bajie pour a full glass of wine.
When Bajie was in the sky, he often had to finish his wine. Since he followed Tang Xiaoxuan, he has never drunk a drink again. Now, seeing Tang Xiaoxuan pour wine for himself, he was very happy. He raised his glass and sipped it dry, and said: Master, you are so nice to me.
Tang Xiaoxuan took advantage of the wine today to comfort his subordinates. After Bajie finished drinking, Tang Xiaoxuan poured another cup for Sha Seng and said: Wujing, you have carried your luggage all the way and killed demons and eliminated demons. Thank you so much for your hard work.
Come on, I wish you a cup
Sha Monk was a little hesitant because he was a monk, and wine was the first precept for monks. Tang Xiaoxuan knew his concerns and said: The Buddha sat in his heart, and the wine and meat passed through the intestines today and was happy. It would be fine if he drank a little.
Sha Seng said yes, and drank all the wine in the glass Wukong was the smartest. Before Tang Xiaoxuan could respect him, he poured a full glass for Tang Xiaoxuan and said to Tang Xiaoxuan: Master, the disciples have not taken good care of you along the way, which has caused you to suffer.
Tang Xiaoxuan was able to get here, and Wukong's courage, wit and loyalty were inseparable from Tang Xiaoxuan's ability to survive in this world of "Journey to the West", which was also due to Wukong. Tang Xiaoxuan was really a thousand words.
OK, Wukong, everyone has a drink Tang Xiaoxuan
After drinking, everyone fell asleep a little drunk. Only Tang Xiaoxuan was still sitting on the chair. Tang Xiaoxuan, who was a little confused, went to find a woman before coming to the world of "Journey to the West". Unfortunately, there was no woman to find.
There were still two banshees trapped in the demon-sleeping tower, one was the scorpion spirit and the other was the Apricot Fairy, but Tang Xiaoxuan didn't want to find them because Tang Xiaoxuan had already had them. He felt that looking for the woman he had made was a kind of Tang Xiaoxuan holding his cheek with his hands and his eyes were slightly closed. Although the sperm in his body surged, he gradually became tired, and Tang Xiaoxuan fell asleep in a daze.
I don't know how long he had slept, but he suddenly started a dream, dreaming that he was having sex with Yue'er. Although Yue'er's physical development has not yet matured, she has a petite stimulation that can satisfy the deformed desire of abusive men.
Tang Xiaoxuan never admits that he is a sadist, so he woke up in shock and shook his head. He opened his eyes slightly and saw Yue'er snuggling in his arms. One hand had reached into his pants and grabbed his male root that had already been erect.
Tang Xiaoxuan was stunned, then pushed her away and scolded: What are you doing?
Yue'er smiled and said: I...I want you
Tang Xiaoxuan shook his head and said: No, you are too young, you are just a child
Tang Xiaoxuan's words are not just a serious person. He does think she is very young. She definitely looks no more than eighteen years old.
Yue'er said disapprovingly: I'm already sixteen! Here we are already an adult at the age of sixteen, and we can perform the rituals of husband and wife.
Sixteen years old was indeed not a young man in ancient times, but Tang Xiaoxuan was not an ancient person, nor did he have the moral concepts of ancient times in modern society. Sixteen years old is indeed just a child.
Tang Xiaoxuan didn't want to molest a child, but just said lightly: You go
Yue'er said firmly: I won't leave, is it wrong for me to like you? She walked over and grabbed Tang Xiaoxuan's sleeve and said: Come with me
Tang Xiaoxuan looked at her coldly and moved his steps. He wanted to see what trick she was going to play.
She held Tang Xiaoxuan's sleeve, led Tang Xiaoxuan into her room, and then bolted the door.
Tang Xiaoxuan watched her complete the series of movements, then she gently untied her belt, and the outer cloak fell off, and it was actually naked inside.
Although her person is very petite, her figure is not small, because she is very well-proportioned and her waist is very thin. Her vagina is covered with fine hair, and she is obviously not a child anymore. Although her legs are very thin, they are very fleshy and elastic. The only disadvantage may be that of the breasts. Her breasts are not big because she still has the opportunity to develop. Such a small breasts are like two small bowls with reverse squids.
For some reason, Tang Xiaoxuan got an erection when he saw her two small breasts! The two small breasts made Tang Xiaoxuan feel a sinful desire in his heart, wanting to whip her small breasts with his penis and then insert it into her small pussy.
Isn’t men have a perverted desire to conquer deep in their hearts?
She was completely naked in front of Tang Xiaoxuan, but she didn't look shy at all. This is what most women who Tang Xiaoxuan rarely saw, whether they were really shy or fake shy, at least they would look shy, but she didn't. She raised her head high, as if this kind of thing was not a vulgar thing to her.
She walked to Tang Xiaoxuan step by step, and Tang Xiaoxuan didn't move, just felt her brain buzzing a little
She skillfully took off Tang Xiaoxuan's pants, and Tang Xiaoxuan's male root was already very erect.
She stroked Tang Xiaoxuan's male root with her hand, then put Tang Xiaoxuan's glans in her mouth. She could not swallow Tang Xiaoxuan's penis, but could only hold the glans. It was obvious that this was the first time she had a love a man, so she had no experience. Her oral sex with Tang Xiaoxuan might be just an instinctive action
Tang Xiaoxuan stood there and looked at her pitiful appearance, allowing her to caress her penis
At this moment, Tang Xiaoxuan suddenly had a strange idea in his mind that eating Tang Monk's meat can lead to immortality. Will the women who have been fucked by Tang Monk also gain immortality?
After eating Tang Monk's meat, the body is digested in the stomach and converted into fat or protein; while the women who have sex with themselves absorb the essence from their semen, and the essence is absorbed into the body, and it also becomes a part of the body. In essence, it is not very different.
If eating Tang Monk's meat can lead to immortality, then having sex should also be immortal! Tang Xiaoxuan quickly thought of another question. Along the way, there are many women who want to go to Wushan with him. Do you also know that you can achieve immortality after having sex with him? Compared with sex, immortality is of course more important, but compared with sex with sex, the latter is naturally more important, so many lonely banshees choose to get along with Tang Xiaoxuan?
Tang Xiaoxuan felt more and more that the woman he had sex with was very likely to be able to live forever. In this case, wouldn’t she be very powerful in the future? How many women would be attracted by such messages and rush to have sex with her?
The more Tang Xiaoxuan thought about it, the bigger the penis became. Yue'er, who had Tang Xiaoxuan's thick penis, was now filled with her mouth and made a whimpering sound.
Hat? Tang Xiaoxuan looked for Ah among the few hats Wukong brought. None of them looked good, and they were all vulgar. Tang Xiaoxuan was not interested. Then he turned around and found that the hat on Wukong's head was very handsome, and he said: Wukong, your head is small, it's not good to wear this hat, so he should wear it for his master. Please find another small one
This hat is a black hat rolled up on all sides. It matches the clothes on her body very well. Tang Xiaoxuan put the hat on her head, jumped onto a white horse, and said: Disciples, it’s clear to you!
Wukong pointed at Tang Xiaoxuan and said: Master, your outfit is so beautiful. If you are snatched away by the little girls on the road, I won’t go to save you.
Tang Xiaoxuan smiled, dressed handsomely without saying anything, to attract women's attention, attracting one is one, attracting two is a pair, and there is no need for Wukong to save him.
The four masters and apprentices entered the Yuhua Prefecture area, and the city of Yuhua Prefecture was still a long way from the earth. After walking for about half a day, Wukong saw the rustling sounds in the bushes and ran over, and saw several monks hiding inside. Wukong compared his thumb and said: Who is not coming out quickly, why are you hiding inside?
These people were very scared when they saw Wukong's hairy face and thunder duke's mouth. They all came out of the bushes one by one. As expected, they were all bald and all with Buddhist beads hanging. They were definitely monks.
Tang Xiaoxuan came to ride a horse and said: Why do you monks hide here?
The leader among those monks said: Are you from other places? You don’t know the rules here! The king is banning to search for monks from all over the country. If an official searches one, he will immediately be promoted to the next level. If the people search one, they will immediately be rewarded with fifty taels of gold.
Tang Xiaoxuan is now dressed as a merchant, so these people cannot recognize Tang Xiaoxuan, who is also a monk, Tang Xiaoxuan said: What is the reason why you capture the monk here?
These monks seemed to not want to say it, but they didn't dare to say it. They were all squeamish and didn't say anything. One of them said: Senior brother, let's run away quickly
Those words came out, and they all ran out
Tang Xiaoxuan felt a little unhappy and said: Wukong, it’s really strange on the road to the West. We passed by several countries, and monks lived an inhuman life. No wonder the few monks now, why don’t the Tathagata in the West care?
He said this very loudly, not afraid that Tathagata would hear it, but it would be better for him to hear it. Let the Tathagata see how the world in the mortal world looks like
Wukong waved his hand and said: Master, this is the case in this world. There are many unfair things. If you argue for it, you will be too busy!
Although Wukong followed Tang Xiaoxuan to be a family member, he could not practice Zen or recite scriptures. If he had not followed the monk Xiaoxuan, he would not have seen that he was a monk.
In fact, Wukong has more Taoist nature than Buddha nature. Taoism emphasizes the unity of spirit and form, and is free from things. Wukong has almost this temperament, but it is just more unrestrained. The Buddhist way of cultivating one's nature and meditating and enlightening the Tao is what Wukong dislikes the most.
Why did Tang Xiaoxuan like it? But he had already merged with Tang Monk, and there was no other way to think about it. He had to be a monk, but it was not too bad to be a monk. At least when many things happened, others would not expect that the monk would come up. In other people's minds, monks represent honesty.
And Tang Xiaoxuan happened to be a dishonest monk
No matter what, we should hurry up and arrive at Yuhuazhou before dark, have a warm meal and sleep in a warm bed. Tang Xiaoxuan inspires everyone to say
Bajie seemed to have seen hot steamed buns and hot dishes. He felt energetic and had strong legs. He followed Tang Xiaoxuan's fast horse and quickly arrived at the city capital of Yuhuazhou.
Several people slowed down and walked in boldly because there were people guarding each side of the city gate, so they were afraid that a monk and the four masters would be put in. Especially Tang Xiaoxuan, who had her breasts exposed, was like a man who was striking, showing the charm of the outside world. At first glance, he looked like a merchant from afar. He would not suspect that these four people were four monks.
The four of them walked along the street. It was just dark now. It was supposed to be the time when the lights were on. However, the shops along the street had closed and there were no lights illuminated. It seemed that the expulsion order of monks under the king was not only a fatal blow to the monks, but also had a great disadvantage to the people's livelihood. Everyone closed the door early to sleep in order to prevent the monks from being provoked.
Wukong pulled the reins in front of him, braved the wind and snow, and said: Master, there seems to be no inn along the way!
Every family is closed, and there are no lights. We may have to freeze outside for another night this night
Tang Xiaoxuan didn't want to sleep in this ice and snow all night. Although the true qi can keep the cold, the true qi in the dantian is limited. What should I do if I use it up? Then will it become a popsicle the next day?
True qi is pleasant to use, but it takes years to collect it, so it should not be used randomly
Fortunately, after turning at the corner in front, I saw an inn
The four people walked in. Tang Xiaoxuan felt that the hat on his head was covered with snow. He should take it down and brush it, otherwise his image would be deteriorated. As soon as he reached out to take off his hat, Wukong suddenly held his hand and said: Master, you can't take off your hat.
Tang Xiaoxuan then remembered that his head was bald, and the monks were expelling here! Unexpectedly, Wukong's thoughts were so detailed, Tang Xiaoxuan walked over and said: Shop, are there any rooms here?
The shop looked Tang Xiaoxuan up and down several times, and after confirming that Tang Xiaoxuan was definitely not a monk, he said with a smile: Guest, it is very windy and snow tonight. My shop is full of passengers blocked by the wind and snow. Now the room is full.
Tang Xiaoxuan was slightly stunned and said: Full? Is there no room left?
Bajie was anxious and said: It doesn’t matter if there is no room. Let’s stay in this hall for one night, so as not to suffer from the wind and snow.
The shop owner smiled and said, "What do you call this customer Ah?" He compared it with his hands and said, "Your customer is a strange person, you must be a god."
Tang Xiaoxuan said: The four of us are ordinary business travelers, not gods. If the store really doesn’t have a room, then we won’t be good at it.
Although Tang Xiaoxuan was afraid of the cold, wouldn’t he lose all his face if he stayed in this hall for one night?
Bajie has grown up like that, it doesn’t matter if he loses face, he can’t do it himself
Moreover, Tang Xiaoxuan has seen a daughter in this store sitting at the counter to settle the score! What Tang Xiaoxuan can't tolerate the most is to be embarrassed in front of a woman. When Tang Xiaoxuan said this, Bajie was anxious and hurriedly grabbed Tang Xiaoxuan's clothes and said: Master, the wind and snow outside are so strong, if we don't live here, we must freeze to death until tomorrow morning, my old pig will probably be roasted and eaten directly.
The owner's daughter was settled the score, but when she heard Bajie say this, she couldn't help but laugh, and then whispered to the owner: Daddy, why not give my room to this customer?
The shop owner was shocked and said: If you let him live, where will you live?
The owner's daughter blushed and said, "Of course I have my own way." Her eyes were on Tang Xiaoxuan's sturdy back and said, "The remaining three guests will live in your room. Anyway, you can sleep in the bed next to the counter, right?"
The owner said ah, saying: Why don’t you let all four of them go to my room to sleep? You should go back to your own room to rest. How can a man sleep in his daughter’s boudoir?
At that time, there was a difference between men and women, and they were not close to each other, so men and women should avoid suspicion.
Seeing that Tang Xiaoxuan was polite, not to mention that he had his own daughter to plead, the shop owner said to Tang Xiaoxuan: Several guests, I think it is not easy for you to come from another place, so I will give my own room to you. Don’t you dislike me?
I heard that there is a room to live in, Bajie smiled and said: Thank you, old shop owner, old pig, I bow to you
The owner smiled and said: I don't think I'm thanking you, you can go up first, I'll ask the guy to get some food for you
After saying that, he said to his daughter: Yue'er, guide the four guests
It turns out that the little girl's name is Yue'er. She is not very old, about seventeen or eight years old, with a tender and immature face, and her figure is not yet mature. Her breasts are as big as two steamed buns. She smiles like a silver bell, and she is very cute. She has two small dimples on her cheeks. Tang Xiaoxuan follows her. Her body has not yet grown, her butt is still very small, and her legs are very thin. Tang Xiaoxuan is not very interested in such a little girl.
Seeing her, the little dragon under Tang Xiaoxuan's crotch could hardly lift up.
Yue'er took Tang Xiaoxuan and the others to the innermost room on the second floor. Open the door. The room is quite big. It should be enough for four people to sleep. Although there is only one bed in this room and the bed is not big, the three apprentices always sleep as long as there is a floor. The beds are basically for Tang Xiaoxuan to sleep.
Yue'er waved her hand and said: Please, please come inside.
Tang Xiaoxuan led several apprentices in. The layout inside was well arranged, and there were everything from boxes and wardrobe.
Yue'er followed Tang Xiaoxuan, staring at Tang Xiaoxuan in a daze, almost stunned.
She has always been following her father to take charge of the account. She has worked in this inn for several years and has never seen a man as free and elegant as Tang Xiaoxuan. She is in her prime at this age and her heart is just beginning to bloom. When she meets Tang Xiaoxuan, she always thinks about what she can do with Tang Xiaoxuan.
Tang Xiaoxuan sat down at the table and said to Yue'er: I'm sorry.
Yue'er looked at Tang Xiaoxuan's perfectly curved chin and thin and beautiful lips without blinking.
Tang Xiaoxuan has also seen that this Yue'er is interested in him, but this girl is too young and is not the type that Tang Xiaoxuan likes, so Tang Xiaoxuan can only pretend not to see it.
Wukong rolled his eyes and slapped Yue'er's arm and said: Hello, my brother is calling you! Because he is hiding his identity now, he can't call him Master again, just to prevent others from being suspicious.
Yue'er was beaten by Wukong and then came to her senses and said: Oh, yes, a few guests, please sit down first, I'll get some food for you
Before Yue'er left, she didn't forget to look at Tang Xiaoxuan and smiled charmingly. Tang Xiaoxuan avoided her eyes and said to Wukong: Wukong Ah, you go down and bring that meal, don't bother others.
Wukong can understand the meaning of Tang Xiaoxuan's words. If that Yue'er always stared at Tang Xiaoxuan up and down, she would sooner or later see some flaws. It would be a bit troublesome to expose her identity.
Bajie said foolishly: We have been walking for a day, why do we still take it personally? Wouldn't it be better to let the little girl deliver it to me personally?
Wukong's eyes turned and said: Bajie, I'll leave this to you. You can go down and bring the food.
Bajie was sitting, but suddenly jumped up and said: I...I don't go, I want to go by myself! I've been walking for a day, so how can I still move?
Wukong walked over with a smile and said to Bajie: Bajie, how did that little lady look like just now?
Speaking of Yue'er, Bajie said embarrassedly: It's still... Not bad
Wukong deliberately lowered his voice and said: I asked you to go to give you a chance, talk to her, and win over the relationship. If you don't go, then forget it.
Bajie's eyes lit up and said: I'll go, I'll go! Bajie shook his two big sleeves and said: Master, I've gone Ah
Although Tang Xiaoxuan didn't hear what Wukong said to Bajie, he guessed it almost the same and said with a smile: Wukong Ah, you are naughty again
Bajie hurriedly went downstairs and saw Yue'er calculating the accounts on the counter, and the owner was there, and he was embarrassed to go over and chat with him, but he just shyly said: Girl, old pig, I... I have something to bother you.
Yue'er glanced at Bajie and said: What's the matter? Tell me
Bajie said embarrassedly: Me, I was stabbed by something on my hand, and I got a thorn in it. I was careful not to get it out. I would like to ask the girl to help me pick it.
This is really a bad way to pick up girls, but Bajie has no experience in picking up girls, so he can only use such a bad way.
Yue'er saw that Bajie was quite honest, so she didn't care about Bajie's appearance and said: OK, I'll help you choose, but you have to promise me something.
Bajie said: It's okay to say anything
Yue'er took out a needle from the needle and thread bag on her body, pressed Bajie's thick and wide hand with one hand, and held the needle with the other hand, and started to help Bajie pick the thorns, but Bajie's big hand was covered with thick skin, so she couldn't even see it even if she was stabbed.
Where is there a thorn? Why can't I see it? Yue'er said while looking for it
Bajie put his other hand in his mouth, looked straight at Yue'er, and said: Little lady, you are so beautiful
Yue'er didn't react at all, but the shop owner next to her got angry. Seeing Bajie teasing her daughter, she was furious and slapped the table and said: You pervert dare to tease my daughter. You are so slutty!
His slap shocked Yue'er. The needle in his hand shook and sniffed into Bajie's hand. Although Bajie's skin was thick, the tip of the needle was very deep, which made him jump up in pain and said: Oh my god, it hurts me so much!
The owner said to Yue'er: Good piercing! A sexual disciple like this should teach him this lesson. Little did he know that Yue'er's injection was not intentional.
Bajie didn't get the fish, and he even had a bad loss. He felt very uncomfortable. He pulled out the needle from his hand and was about to go upstairs. At this time, the food was ready. The guy was carrying a wooden plate with good dishes filled with wine. Bajie went over and took the wooden plate and said: Go do your work, I'll take it on.
As he said that, he walked upstairs with a wooden plate. Yue'er suddenly rushed over and said: "Slow down."
Bajie was stabbed by Yue'er. He knew that the little girl was so powerful that he could only stand up obediently and said: What do you want to do? Are you going to stab me again?
Yue'er shook her head cutely, with the two golden hairpins on her head trembling slightly. She was not old, but she learned to dress up as a mature woman. She pointed to one of the plates full of chicken legs and said: I cooked this for your elder brother. No one of you can eat it. You can only let your elder brother eat it. Do you know? I just said that I wanted you to promise me one thing, this is the matter.
After saying this, Bajie realized that Yue'er had a special liking for Tang Xiaoxuan. Why did his master always have a romantic encounter, and why did he always suffer a loss? Bajie couldn't figure it out, and felt a little unhappy in his heart, and said coldly: Yes, I understand.
Yue'er brought a pot of wine from the counter and said: This pot of wine is for you, I hope you can accept it with a smile.
Bajie sniffed his nose and walked upstairs with a wooden plate. Before he could get to the room, he took out a chicken leg from the wooden plate, ate it in a few bites, and even chewed the bones and swallowed them.
After entering the room, Bajie brought out the dishes from the wooden plate and said: Hehe, it’s all done, there is a pot of wine. Do you drink it?
It is very comfortable to drink a pot of wine in this kind of weather, and the wine is still hot, obviously it has been warmed up in advance, drink some wine, eat some chicken legs, a few people brag, and then go to bed. What a pleasant thing.
Wukong patted Bajie's hand and said: Bajie, you have done a good job in this matter. Please start the fire in the stove under the bed. When we eat and drink, we can sleep warmly.
Bajie went down to serve the dishes because Wukong said he could have the opportunity to chat with Yue'er. This time, he would not get any benefits. So Bajie shook his head, picked up a chicken leg from the plate and put it in his mouth, and said: I won't go, it's me every time, why don't you do it?
Wukong said, "I'm not as good as you do," he said.
Bajie was not stupid, sat down on the stool and said: If I don’t go, you will know that you bully me. If you want to go, you will go by yourself.
Wukong jumped onto the stool, raised his fist, and said: Idiot, just go if you ask me to go, how can I say so much?
If I don't go, I'll do it.
Tang Xiaoxuan hurried over and held Wukong's fist and said to Bajie: Bajie, go quickly! Otherwise, your senior brother would not be able to hold back even if I could do it.
Wukong and Tang Xiaoxuan sang and played, and Bajie hummed in his throat: Humph, just go, he had to squat under the bed and slowly make a fire
It is not easy to make a fire in the stove, and it often takes a lot of thought. Bajie was pounding and blowing there alone, and he really did everything he could. However, the fire was still not big, Bajie was anxious, took a breath and blew it at the stove mouth. In this way, the oxygen was sufficient, and the charcoal suddenly lit up. The fire was sprayed out of the stove, burning all the manes on Bajie's face, and his face was burned to the color of black charcoal.
Wukong was so happy that he slapped his legs and laughed. Bajie suffered and was teased by the monkey. He was very unhappy and pointed at Wukong and said: Monkey, you laugh, you laugh... Bajie wiped his face with his sleeve and said: I have roasted my handsome face so handsome
Tang Xiaoxuan knew the anger in Bajie's heart, so he said to Bajie: Bajie Ah, you have made great contributions to making fire this time, and I will reward you with a glass of wine for your teacher. Tang Xiaoxuan helped Bajie pour a full glass of wine.
When Bajie was in the sky, he often had to finish his wine. Since he followed Tang Xiaoxuan, he has never drunk a drink again. Now, seeing Tang Xiaoxuan pour wine for himself, he was very happy. He raised his glass and sipped it dry, and said: Master, you are so nice to me.
Tang Xiaoxuan took advantage of the wine today to comfort his subordinates. After Bajie finished drinking, Tang Xiaoxuan poured another cup for Sha Seng and said: Wujing, you have carried your luggage all the way and killed demons and eliminated demons. Thank you so much for your hard work.
Come on, I wish you a cup
Sha Monk was a little hesitant because he was a monk, and wine was the first precept for monks. Tang Xiaoxuan knew his concerns and said: The Buddha sat in his heart, and the wine and meat passed through the intestines today and was happy. It would be fine if he drank a little.
Sha Seng said yes, and drank all the wine in the glass Wukong was the smartest. Before Tang Xiaoxuan could respect him, he poured a full glass for Tang Xiaoxuan and said to Tang Xiaoxuan: Master, the disciples have not taken good care of you along the way, which has caused you to suffer.
Tang Xiaoxuan was able to get here, and Wukong's courage, wit and loyalty were inseparable from Tang Xiaoxuan's ability to survive in this world of "Journey to the West", which was also due to Wukong. Tang Xiaoxuan was really a thousand words.
OK, Wukong, everyone has a drink Tang Xiaoxuan
After drinking, everyone fell asleep a little drunk. Only Tang Xiaoxuan was still sitting on the chair. Tang Xiaoxuan, who was a little confused, went to find a woman before coming to the world of "Journey to the West". Unfortunately, there was no woman to find.
There were still two banshees trapped in the demon-sleeping tower, one was the scorpion spirit and the other was the Apricot Fairy, but Tang Xiaoxuan didn't want to find them because Tang Xiaoxuan had already had them. He felt that looking for the woman he had made was a kind of Tang Xiaoxuan holding his cheek with his hands and his eyes were slightly closed. Although the sperm in his body surged, he gradually became tired, and Tang Xiaoxuan fell asleep in a daze.
I don't know how long he had slept, but he suddenly started a dream, dreaming that he was having sex with Yue'er. Although Yue'er's physical development has not yet matured, she has a petite stimulation that can satisfy the deformed desire of abusive men.
Tang Xiaoxuan never admits that he is a sadist, so he woke up in shock and shook his head. He opened his eyes slightly and saw Yue'er snuggling in his arms. One hand had reached into his pants and grabbed his male root that had already been erect.
Tang Xiaoxuan was stunned, then pushed her away and scolded: What are you doing?
Yue'er smiled and said: I...I want you
Tang Xiaoxuan shook his head and said: No, you are too young, you are just a child
Tang Xiaoxuan's words are not just a serious person. He does think she is very young. She definitely looks no more than eighteen years old.
Yue'er said disapprovingly: I'm already sixteen! Here we are already an adult at the age of sixteen, and we can perform the rituals of husband and wife.
Sixteen years old was indeed not a young man in ancient times, but Tang Xiaoxuan was not an ancient person, nor did he have the moral concepts of ancient times in modern society. Sixteen years old is indeed just a child.
Tang Xiaoxuan didn't want to molest a child, but just said lightly: You go
Yue'er said firmly: I won't leave, is it wrong for me to like you? She walked over and grabbed Tang Xiaoxuan's sleeve and said: Come with me
Tang Xiaoxuan looked at her coldly and moved his steps. He wanted to see what trick she was going to play.
She held Tang Xiaoxuan's sleeve, led Tang Xiaoxuan into her room, and then bolted the door.
Tang Xiaoxuan watched her complete the series of movements, then she gently untied her belt, and the outer cloak fell off, and it was actually naked inside.
Although her person is very petite, her figure is not small, because she is very well-proportioned and her waist is very thin. Her vagina is covered with fine hair, and she is obviously not a child anymore. Although her legs are very thin, they are very fleshy and elastic. The only disadvantage may be that of the breasts. Her breasts are not big because she still has the opportunity to develop. Such a small breasts are like two small bowls with reverse squids.
For some reason, Tang Xiaoxuan got an erection when he saw her two small breasts! The two small breasts made Tang Xiaoxuan feel a sinful desire in his heart, wanting to whip her small breasts with his penis and then insert it into her small pussy.
Isn’t men have a perverted desire to conquer deep in their hearts?
She was completely naked in front of Tang Xiaoxuan, but she didn't look shy at all. This is what most women who Tang Xiaoxuan rarely saw, whether they were really shy or fake shy, at least they would look shy, but she didn't. She raised her head high, as if this kind of thing was not a vulgar thing to her.
She walked to Tang Xiaoxuan step by step, and Tang Xiaoxuan didn't move, just felt her brain buzzing a little
She skillfully took off Tang Xiaoxuan's pants, and Tang Xiaoxuan's male root was already very erect.
She stroked Tang Xiaoxuan's male root with her hand, then put Tang Xiaoxuan's glans in her mouth. She could not swallow Tang Xiaoxuan's penis, but could only hold the glans. It was obvious that this was the first time she had a love a man, so she had no experience. Her oral sex with Tang Xiaoxuan might be just an instinctive action
Tang Xiaoxuan stood there and looked at her pitiful appearance, allowing her to caress her penis
At this moment, Tang Xiaoxuan suddenly had a strange idea in his mind that eating Tang Monk's meat can lead to immortality. Will the women who have been fucked by Tang Monk also gain immortality?
After eating Tang Monk's meat, the body is digested in the stomach and converted into fat or protein; while the women who have sex with themselves absorb the essence from their semen, and the essence is absorbed into the body, and it also becomes a part of the body. In essence, it is not very different.
If eating Tang Monk's meat can lead to immortality, then having sex should also be immortal! Tang Xiaoxuan quickly thought of another question. Along the way, there are many women who want to go to Wushan with him. Do you also know that you can achieve immortality after having sex with him? Compared with sex, immortality is of course more important, but compared with sex with sex, the latter is naturally more important, so many lonely banshees choose to get along with Tang Xiaoxuan?
Tang Xiaoxuan felt more and more that the woman he had sex with was very likely to be able to live forever. In this case, wouldn’t she be very powerful in the future? How many women would be attracted by such messages and rush to have sex with her?
The more Tang Xiaoxuan thought about it, the bigger the penis became. Yue'er, who had Tang Xiaoxuan's thick penis, was now filled with her mouth and made a whimpering sound.