Chapter 2 Queen

Tang Xiaoxuan was willing to do it, but he couldn't say that his three beloved disciples were by his side, and he might destroy his image; he was still watching the gods and Buddhas in the sky, so he couldn't cause any trouble, so Tang Xiaoxuan deliberately lowered his head and pretended to be stupid.

This time I went through the Kingdom of Women. Although all the countries were women, Bajie didn't get any benefits. He was full of envy, jealousy and hatred. So he pouted and said with his nose: Grand Master, go and reply to your queen, and said that my master is an arhat who has been practicing for a long time. He will never love your wealth in the country, nor will you love your queen's beauty. He told her to quickly change Guan Wen and send my master to travel west and leave my old pig here to take care of her. Isn't that a good thing!

After Bajie said this, Tang Xiaoxuan did not stop him, because he knew that the queen would definitely look down on Bajie's appearance. Bajie said this and praised Tang Xiaoxuan's cultivation.

Upon hearing this, the Grand Master just shook his head and said: Elder, don't tell me Ah, although you are a man, you are ugly and do not like the queen.

Bajie hummed straight: You, the Grand Master, really can't adapt. As the saying goes, "The willow is a dusty willow and the thin willow willow willow willow, who in the world will see a man ugly?"

Wukong knocked on Bajie's pig's head and said: You are so shameless, you are talking nonsense and letting your master say anything. If you can do it, you can do it. If you don't, don't delay the matchmaker's work.

Tang Xiaoxuan naturally wanted to get along with that queen, but he couldn't express his meaning. He just read a stepping stone for Tomb Wu Ju, so he asked Wu Kung: Wu Kung Ah, what should you do about this?

When Wukong came to know what Tang Xiaoxuan meant, he had a plan in his mind one by one, and replied: "Master, you should settle down here," he said since ancient times: "A thousand miles of marriage is a thread, how can there be such a good thing?"

Tang Xiaoxuan's heart was as sweet as eating honey, and he squeezed his eyes at Wukong, meaning: Wukong, you are so good, I'll be optimistic about you for your teacher!

But he couldn't say that. He said: Ah, we are greedy for wealth and glory here, so who will go to the West to obtain the scriptures? Wouldn't it ruin my reputation in the Tang Dynasty?

After hearing what Tang Xiaoxuan said, the Grand Master immediately continued his words: Don’t worry too much about the holy monk. The Queen has already arranged the way to obtain the scriptures. As long as you stay, you can immediately exchange Guan Wen for the three high-level players and let them go to obtain the scriptures.

Tang Xiaoxuan was so happy that he no longer wanted to pretend. He glanced at Wukong and said: Just help me answer the Master to the Master.

Wukong and Tang Xiaoxuan have a very good relationship. If you can understand the meaning of Tang Xiaoxuan's eyes, you said to Taishi: Taishi, you are right, I don't have to make trouble. I would rather leave the master and the queen as my husband. Change Guanwen quickly and send us to the west. When we come back from obtaining the scriptures, we will come here to worship the master, worship the master's wife, and ask for some trouble, so that we can go back to the Tang Dynasty.

The Master was overjoyed and hurriedly bowed to Wukong: Thank you, elder, for your kindness, Yucheng.

Bajie knew that this matter had nothing to do with him, so he patted his big belly: Grand Tutor Ah, don’t be talking nonsense all the time. Since we have responded to you, you should ask your queen to arrange a banquet for us first, so that we can eat and drink enough to get on the road!

The Grand Master bowed to Bajie and arrived at the ground: Yes, yes, everyone waited, I will deal with it now

After saying that, the Grand Master and other accompanying officials walked out happily and replied to the Queen.

Since this matter has been settled, there will definitely be a big bed show tonight, so Tang Xiaoxuan is not anxious and deliberately said to Wukong: Wukong Ah, you really killed me like this! Even if I die, I will not marry that queen.

Wukong's eyes were turned around. He had long understood the role of Wukong. He had to satisfy his master's desire for beasts, but he could not delay the itinerary. Moreover, all good people must be allowed to do this. Only the clever Sun Wukong can handle this kind of thing. No wonder Tang Xiaoxuan is so good to Wukong.

Master, don’t you know your nature? But what are the ways we can do when we get to other people’s territory? We have to use our own tricks.

Gokudo

Before Tang Xiaoxuan asked, Bajie rushed to say: What kind of trick?

Wukong explained: If we do not agree to the request of the mother-in-law, they will not exchange Guanwen for us and do not let us go west. Maybe we will have evil intentions to kill us. If that is the case, we will have to fight with them. However, our weapons are heavy and fierce. If we act casually, the women in this country will be killed. Although they block the way, they are not monsters or elves, or mortals. We are all monks, who are charitable and do not kill mortals along the way, so we can only agree to them first, right?

After hearing what Wukong said, everyone stopped nodding, only Tang Xiaoxuan was absent-minded, his heart had already floated into the deep palace.

The emperor was not anxious and the eunuch was anxious. Bajie rushed to ask: After the master entered the palace, he wanted to perform husband-wife rituals with the queen. Wouldn't this ruin the virtues of Buddhism?

Wukong coughed: It's okay, the master is very knowledgeable and has great concentration. Even if he stays with that queen for a night, he will never do anything unfair. Everyone can rest assured.

Tang Xiaoxuan hurriedly said: Dear disciples, don’t you still believe in Master? Master is a monk and has never been close to women. No matter how the queen begs for threats, I will not waver. Amitabha

Only the shameless Holy Monk Tang Xiaoxuan can say such shameless words

After the Grand Master got the happy event, he went straight into the court without waiting for Xuanzhao and stood on the white jade steps and said: Lord Ah, your dream has come true, the joy of fish and water is close to you

Upon hearing this, the queen rolled up the bead curtain and came down from the dragon bed. Her cherry lips opened lightly and she showed her silver teeth. She asked in a sweet voice: What did you say when you see Brother Yu?

The Grand Master replied: When I went to the post station, I talked about my proposal to marry me, and after I met my brother, I had already made a refusal. Fortunately, his eldest disciple was very generous and promised me that I would leave my master and the master to be husband. After getting married and becoming emperor, I only need to change Guanwen and send a few of his disciples to the west. When I came back from obtaining the scriptures, I would come here to recognize my master's wife and ask for some money to go back to the Tang Dynasty.

The queen smiled and said: What do you mean by Brother Yu?

The Grand Master said: I will not speak, I am willing to be with my lord, but when he heard this, the Queen immediately sent an order to ask the local Guanglu Temple to arrange a banquet, and she arranged his affairs and prepared to go out of the city to greet her husband in person.

The female officials followed the orders of the king, cleaned the palace and laid the court. While preparing for a banquet, they were preparing to leave the palace. They followed the queen out to welcome the emperor Tang Xiaoxuan, the country.

Soon, Da Jia left the city and arrived at Yingyangguan Station. Someone reported to Tang Xiaoxuan’s disciple: The Holy Lord has arrived.

Tang Xiaoxuan was already impatient. When he heard the news that the queen had arrived, he immediately ordered the three apprentices to prepare their clothes and go out to welcome him.

The queen rolled the curtains from the chariot and shouted: Which one is the imperial brother of the Tang Dynasty?

Tang Xiaoxuan's eyes were all gone, and he saw six dragons spraying colorfully, two phoenixes bring auspiciousness, rich and fragrant, misty auspiciousness, golden dragons and jade pendants, treasure buns and clouds, women's volleyball team, mandarin ducks and seals covering the phoenix carriage, jade bead curtain shadows and phoenix hairpins, musical sounds beautiful, strings and tubes sound harmonious, a joy rushes towards the green man, boundless joy comes out of the spiritual platform, three eaves, shaking the sky, colorless flags reflect the imperial steps

Tang Xiaoxuan has never seen such a scene? Even though he was a playboy before time traveling, he lived a very luxurious life every day, but he had never seen such a big show, so he had long been dazzled

Because there are so many people watching the fun, Tang Xiaoxuan hardly heard the Queen's question

The Grand Master pointed at Tang Xiaoxuan and said: The man standing in front of the incense table and wearing a cassock is Yudi.

The queen flashed her phoenix eyes and frowned and looked carefully. She saw that Tang Xiaoxuan was indeed very handsome, handsome and majestic, and had a feeling of admiration in her heart, lustful thoughts and love, and she let out a cherry mouth and shouted: Brother Tang, why don’t you come up and ride the dragon car with me?

Tang Xiaoxuan heard the queen's cry this time, and before he could answer, he saw the queen's face. Her eyebrows were like green feathers, her muscles were like lamb fat, her face was lined with peach petals, her hair was piled with golden phoenix silk, and her spring bamboo shoots were delicate and delicate; she played the red gauze and was colorful, her high hairpin pearls showed brilliance, and her jade limbs were shining as bright as Xi Shi Zhaojun, and she was better than the fairy of the Nine Heavens. Her willow waist slightly spreads her golden pendant, and her lotus steps moved her jade limbs lightly.

Tang Xiaoxuan was almost stunned, and Bajie on one side could not help but saliva flowed, his heart trembled, and his bones were slimming for a moment, and his tendons melted.

The queen approached, grabbed Tang Xiaoxuan's hand, and said in a nice voice: Brother Yu, please get on the dragon car and go to the Golden Palace with me, and match the couple.

OK OK OK...

Tang Xiaoxuan was anxious for a moment and blurted out his meaning.

The queen held Tang Xiaoxuan's hand, and the two of them got on the Che Luan and Tang Xiaoxuan is now obsessed with the ghosts. Her heart has long been on this queen, and she actually forgot to say goodbye to her three apprentices and take care of her.

Che Luan walked slowly, and Bajie was so envious of him. When everyone left and the rest of them were the three of them, Bajie actually cried: Now, Master has gone to marry, and only the three of us are left. I think we should not go to get any sutras, so we should go our separate ways!

Sha Seng immediately said anxiously: Second Senior Brother, what are you saying? Master is just a stopgap trick, and it is not really a breakup.

Bajie didn't listen to Sha Seng and continued: I'll take the White Dragon Horse and find a place to sell it. Let's divide the money and go our separate ways! I'll go back to my Gao Laozhuang and find Cuilan.

Speaking of sadness, Bajie also cried and said: Oh, my miserable Cuilan Ah, Brother Zhu is here to find you

Wukong smiled and said: You idiot, you immediately need to divide your luggage when you see your master disappearing. How do you know that your master will not come back now?

Bajie was originally squatting on the ground and crying. When he heard Sun Wukong say this, he stood up and said: I have been giving birth to a baby with that queen, why are you back? Didn’t you hear the master say ‘Okay, okay’? I didn’t look at us when I left. I looked at Ah, and Master was probably fascinated by the queen.

Although Wukong knew that Tang Xiaoxuan would inevitably break the precept of sex when he went there, the road to obtaining scriptures could not stop at this place, so he said: Bajie, I tell you, I have my own way. You follow me to the Guanglu Temple for dinner. After the meal, we can get on our way.

Speaking of eating, Bajie became energetic. His face was covered with tears, but now he was wiped clean: Yes, eating is important, you can throw other things behind you first and finish your meal. Let's take a long-term plan.

Before Sha Seng and Wukong could respond, Bajie dragged a big rake and ran away in the eight-character steps. Under the leadership of several female officials, he headed straight to Guanglu Temple.

This idiot, when he mentioned eating, he forgot everything.

Wukong made fun of Bajie's illusion, Sha Seng, didn't know what Wukong had to save his master, so he asked: Senior Brother Ah, you said you have a way to give him your own way, what is the way to do it? Tell me Lao Sha so that I can have a conclusion in my heart, and I am really worried about Master Ah.

Wukong waved his hand: Junior Brother Sha, don’t worry, Gu Yin said: There must be a road before the car arrives at the mountain, we only need to have a full meal, and the master’s affairs will be included in my old grandson.

Sha Seng trusts Wukong very much and knows that Wukong is capable of being a master of heaven. He always depends on Wukong every time he survives a disaster. He heard what he said so affirmed, so he didn't ask.

Junior Brother Sha, come with me, let's go to have some food first. This made a fuss all morning. I'm hungry, so I'll fill my stomach with some food.

Wukong said, and went to chase Bajie

But Sha Seng was still standing there stupidly, folding his hands together, and facing the west, saying: The compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva Ah, I hope you can bless our master to return safely

Will Tang Xiaoxuan return safely? What is Tang Xiaoxuan doing?

The queen took Tang Xiaoxuan straight to his bedroom. The two of them had not yet had a bed scene. It was really rare that Tang Xiaoxuan was already very anxious, but the queen was not in a hurry. She took out Tang Xiaoxuan's pass certificate and looked at it a few times and said: Husband, why are you the only name above this certificate, but you are not the names of your three apprentices?

Tang Xiaoxuan had no choice but to explain: When I left the seclusion, I was the only one. These three apprentices were taken halfway through, so they would not have their names, and they were not from the Tang Dynasty.

The queen was interested and said: Then where did your three apprentices come from?

Tang Xiaoxuan knew that this queen was not an impatient person, so he could only explain with a patient temper: The eldest disciple Sun Wukong, Zu Guandongsheng, Shenzhou Aolai, the second disciple Zhu Bajie was from Wuszhuang, Xiniu, Hezhou, and the third one was from Liushahe, and the three of them were sent off the realm for violating the Heavenly Order. After the Guanyin Bodhisattva in the South China Sea was relieved of their suffering, he converted to his good deeds and committed suicide. The three of them were willing to protect me from going to the West to obtain scriptures.

After Tang Xiaoxuan and Tang Seng merged, he knew everything Tang Seng knew clearly.

The queen seemed to be a curious woman. She felt everything was novel. She looked at it carefully and saw nine treasure seals of the Emperor of Tang on it, including the national seal of the treasure elephant, the national seal of the black chicken, the national seal of the Chechi, etc.

After watching for a long time, the queen finally finished reading it and asked again: Brother Yu, is your surname Chen?

Since the queen was not anxious, Tang Xiaoxuan was not anxious or impatient after seeing it. He calmed down and replied: The layman's surname was Chen and his father's name was Xuanzang. Later, the King of Tang regarded me as the emperor's younger brother and gave the surname Tang.

So that's it, the queen finally figured it out

Tang Xiaoxuan licked his lips and said: Her Majesty Queen, do you have anything else to understand? Just ask

This time, the queen didn't ask again, because she had asked all the questions she wanted to ask. After saying that, it's time to do it? Tang Xiaoxuan was already a little impatient. He had never been close to women since he had last had sex with the White Bone Spirit. Just looking at the queen's face, Tang Xiaoxuan felt that the little dragon under his crotch was so swollen that it hurts so much.

Brother Yudi, the simple rice you eat in that inn must be difficult to fill your stomach, right? I'll take you to have something delicious

The queen suddenly said that although this queen looks very mature and delicate, she speaks like a child, innocent and cute.

But Tang Xiaoxuan had just had a meal in the inn. Even though the food was not very good, he was almost full. What's more, with a beauty on his side, so he didn't have the interest to eat: Her Majesty Queen, I have been traveling a long way today before I arrived at the precious land, and my legs were sore. If you don't mind, can you order someone to bring the food and let us taste it carefully?

Tang Xiaoxuan's eyes turned, and he thought to himself

The queen had no scheming, so she agreed to Tang Xiaoxuan's request: Brother Yu, I'll listen to you, wait, I'll ask someone to serve the meal

She called softly, and a maid came in. When the queen told her to bring the wine and food, she responded and walked out and brought the door with her.

After the maid left, the queen reached out and held Tang Xiaoxuan's hand with one hand, and stroked Tang Xiaoxuan's face with the other hand and said: Brother Yu, you have suffered along the way. Look at your face full of dust, it's so pitiful.

Tang Xiaoxuan took advantage of the situation and grabbed the queen's hands: Don't be pitiful, Your Majesty, I have a way to keep my health preservation. No matter whether it is wind, sun, frost and rain, it will not harm the skin. It can keep the skin bright, lubricated and shiny...

This queen was curious about all kinds of things. After hearing what Tang Xiaoxuan said, she immediately asked: What is the way to maintain health? Tell me what kind of health

Tang Xiaoxuan slowly said: No hurry, I'll tell you later

But the queen said anxiously: Why do you have to wait for a while before telling me? I want to know now, just say

Tang Xiaoxuan was silent for a moment, then suddenly pointed at the door: Look

The Queen of Shame didn't know the intention and looked in the direction he pointed, but when she saw that there was nothing strange on the door, she angrily said: Brother Yu, what are you asking someone to see where you are doing? You are so bad, you are lying to others.

Tang Xiaoxuan shook his head: No, look at what is in my hand?

The queen looked at Tang Xiaoxuan's hand, and a pill appeared in her hand at some point. She was surprised that when Tang Xiaoxuan asked the queen to guard the door, she cast a small spell in her hand and transformed a pill.

This pill was not born without a single source, but when Wukong was subduing the three monsters in Chechi Kingdom, Wukong found it from them that this was aphrodisiac. It was specially used by those three monsters to deal with women. He originally wanted to throw it away, but then he thought, wouldn't it be better to keep such a good thing and respect his master?

So, this pill came to Tang Xiaoxuan's hands. Tang Xiaoxuan, who had no chance to use it on weekdays, didn't want to be used today on this queen who was so smart.

What is this?

The Queen's puzzled

Tang Xiaoxuan said without thinking: This thing is called a health pill. You only need to swallow half of it. In the future, no matter whether it is outside or inside, or wind or rain, you can protect your skin from any damage.

Tang Xiaoxuan put the pill in the queen's hand, then pinched his face and said: Look at how good this skin is, it's enough because I have always taken this pill, so my face looks good.

This lie is too irritating. In modern times, even the stupidest woman may not be fooled! But Tang Xiaoxuan is now in ancient times, and people in ancient times are easy to fool, especially at that time, women were not strong at the time, and they had no idea of ​​guarding against various fraud methods from the outside world.

Is it really that magical?

The queen blinked her eyes and said

Of course, I am guaranteed by... the reputation of my Buddha Tathagata

Tang Xiaoxuan thought for a while and said, in fact, Tathagata's reputation was not worth anything in his eyes.

When the queen was about to put the pill in her mouth, Tang Xiaoxuan hurriedly stopped her and said: Her Majesty the Queen, you can't take it now. This pill must be taken with food as a medicine to be effective, otherwise there will be side effects.

The queen nodded and put away the pill and said: OK, Brother Yu, I will listen to you.

Soon, the maid brought the food in, and more than one came in, at least nearly ten girls.

Every girl looks enchanting and has a food box in her hand, and the dishes in the food box are different.

Tang Xiaoxuan couldn't help but swallow his saliva. One reason was the food that made him drool. One reason was the young girls that made him drool. He suddenly had an evil thought. If he could do such a miserable thing with these girls at the same time, it would be great.

But he was just thinking about it and did not really want to put this evil idea into practice

After the dishes were set up, the girls saluted Tang Xiaoxuan and the Queen, went out one after another, and brought the door with them.

Although Tang Xiaoxuan was not very hungry, he quickly became picky when he saw these delicious dishes. He took the jade chopsticks without hesitation, pointed at the dishes on the plate, and said: Her Majesty, please use it!

However, although he said that you please use it, he had already put the chopsticks down first. While one hand was putting the chopsticks, the other hand secretly stroked behind him and set up a time barrier.

Time barrier is a necessary procedure before doing bad things

The queen was too hungry, just watched Tang Xiaoxuan eat for a long time, and then asked: Brother Yudi, have you not eaten well along the way?

The food in Tang Xiaoxuan's mouth was not chewed, and he said while chewing: I am really looking west, and suffering is not enough... hiccup... hiccup... hiccup...

After saying the sentence, he burped twice

The queen suddenly felt that the holy monk was a little uncomfortable, so she looked at the pill in her hand and said: Brother Yu, can you take this pill?

Yes, eat quickly...

Tang Xiaoxuan urged

Queen Gulu swallowed the pill, and Tang Xiaoxuan asked: How effective?

After the queen took this pill, a rosy color suddenly appeared on her face. She licked her lips, and her eyes were blurred: Brother Yudi, I...

Tang Xiaoxuan knew that the pill was working, so he tentatively said: What's wrong, sister?

I'm so hot...I...I want to take off my clothes

The lust on the queen's face has already appeared

But...but...I am a monk, and she is not close to Her Majesty, how can you untire your clothes in front of me?

Tang Xiaoxuan began to pretend to be a gentleman again

We are about to become husband and wife and are about to perform the rituals of husband and wife. Since we are husband and wife, why bother?

The Queen's Desire

Tang Xiaoxuan pretended to be serious: But I am a monk after all. After all, I should not get close to the girl before returning to secular life.

The queen who couldn't control her was not caring about Tang Xiaoxuan at this time. She had already pulled her belt with her slender jade hands, but the queen had been served by others for a long time. She had never worn clothes by herself, nor had she taken off her clothes. She had no idea how to take off her clothes. After working for a long time, she still wore them on her body.

Brother Yudi...

The Queen Jiao called out: You...you should help me untie my clothes, this clothes are so tight

Tang Xiaoxuan knew that he had pretended to be serious and said: Sister, then... I'll be rude, brother.

The queen's face turned red and she was burning with desire. Tang Xiaoxuan's hand just reached over and grabbed her golden jade belt. She rushed up, hugged Tang Xiaoxuan and bit Tang Xiaoxuan's ears.

Tang Xiaoxuan's whole body was numb by this bite, thinking: Fuck! Is this woman a dog? She bites her as soon as she comes!

Although Tang Xiaoxuan and Tang Monk merged with him, he knew everything Tang Monk knew, but Tang Monk was an honest man who was dedicated to his duties and focused on Buddha. How could he know how to solve women's clothes? He has traveled from modern times and does not know the structure of ancient people's clothes. What's more, the clothes on this queen are very complicated. After working on them for a long time, she couldn't take off her clothes.

Damn, who the hell tied the clothes so tightly? Isn’t this delaying my business?

After sucking a few mouthfuls on Tang Xiaoxuan's ears and neck, the queen murmured: Brother, hurry up, sister can't wait.

Tang Xiaoxuan was so anxious that he was sweating all over, but the more anxious he was, the less he could not take off his clothes.

Brother...Brother...

The Queen is still shouting

What?

Tang Xiaoxuan was in a bad mood and said angrily: I'm already undressing, don't worry

Brother, if you can't solve it, don't solve it

The queen said softly

Don’t understand? How to do things if you don’t understand?

Brother, you... see if there are scissors on the table?

The queen is now hot and her lower body is already filled with vaginal fluid. She can no longer wait for Tang Xiaoxuan to drag her here.

Tang Xiaoxuan hurriedly looked at the table. Sure enough, there was a pair of scissors. Tang Xiaoxuan reached out and held the scissors in his hand. He cut off the belt with one knife, and finally took off the yellow dress outside.

Tang Xiaoxuan raised his scissors again and was about to cut the clothes inside, but the queen pushed Tang Xiaoxuan down on the bed with force. Tang Xiaoxuan held the scissors in his hand and said: Don’t worry, sister, the clothes have not been cut all yet!

The queen was sweating profusely on her forehead, and she couldn't wait for a second. She lifted the clothes on her shoulders hard and moaned: Brother...you...you come quickly, my sister wants you...

Tang Xiaoxuan was also so anxious that he was sweating: But he didn't take off his clothes, how... how to do things?

You can cut the part under your sister's crotch, and then... you can insert it into your brother... your brother... that thing?

The queen stroked her lower body, and the vaginal fluid flowed outwards, and a large piece of her pants had been wet.

Tang Xiaoxuan smacked his lips, threw away the scissors with his heart, hugged the queen's waist, and pressed the queen on the bed.

I didn't expect that this pill was so effective, it was really a magical medicine

Tang Xiaoxuan sighed, no longer needed scissors. With the strength of his hands, he tore the queen's pants to pieces in an instant, revealing the underwear inside. The underwear was wet and sticky.