Shi Ming's sudden fainting scared everyone present
Zhang Chu pounced on him and picked up Shi Ming and shouted her name loudly. Shi Yun was so panicked that she just held Shi Ming's head, but she didn't know what to do.
Shi Ming's mother rushed over from the kitchen, touched Shi Ming's head, and said Shi Ming might have had heatstroke. She turned around and took a wet towel and put it on Shi Ming's head.
All of this happened within a minute, and Shi Ming quickly recovered his mind.
When she opened her eyes and saw that she was being held in Zhang Chu's arms, tears immediately poured out again.
When Zhang Chu saw it, he was full of love, but he didn't dare to stretch out his hand to wipe off Shi Ming's tears. He only said one sentence, you scared everyone.
Shiyun saw her sister woke up, breathed a sigh of relief, hugged Shi Ming's face and kissed her, and then asked Zhang Chu to send Shi Ming to bed and rest
Zhang Chu immediately stood up and hugged Shiming to deliver it to the room.
At this moment, Shi Ming was lying in Zhang Chu's arms, feeling sad, but she couldn't say a word
Behind, follow Shiyun and her mother
In the evening, Zhang Chu's father-in-law came back. When she heard that Shi Ming had heatstroke, she blamed Zhang Chu, saying that on such a hot day, Zhang Chu must have not taken good care of Shi Ming on the road.
When the father-in-law said this, he seemed to remind his mother-in-law, so he followed him and said a few words to Zhang Chu.
Seeing that Zhang Chu was angry, Shiyun was a little afraid that Zhang Chu would not be able to bear it, so she said, "It's time to hit him, but she can't be an adult." She still seems to have not grown up all day long, but only knows how to play by herself and doesn't know how to take care of others."
When Shiyun's father saw Shiyun say this, he quickly went to Shiyun and said, "How dare I beat him?" I said he said he was telling your sister. How could your sister not feel sad when she saw you two of you so kind?"
Then he turned his face and said to Zhang Chu, "Pour cup of tea for your sister-in-law to send it to you."
Zhang Chu smiled awkwardly, but he couldn't ask for anything in his heart
Shi Ming was embarrassed to say that she fainted because of heatstroke, so she was embarrassed to say that it was not, so she had to lie on the bed and flip through the magazines and rest.
Zhang Chu poured a cup of iced tea from the refrigerator, pushed open Shi Ming's door and sent it to Shi Ming.
After he entered, he closed the door and delivered the tea to Shi Ming. He sat by the bed with a stool and said to Shi Ming in a low voice, you scared me
After Zhang Chu said this, Shi Ming's tears came out
Zhang Chu quickly stopped and said, please, I'm not good.
Shi Ming wiped away her tears and said sadly, I have begged you several times, you don’t know at all.
Zhang Chu was sad again when he saw Shi Ming. He was afraid that people outside, especially Shi Yun, would come in and see him, so he deliberately teased Shi Ming and said in a low voice, "I want to be vulgar."
Shi Ming almost laughed out loud after hearing this and asked Zhang Chu, why is it obscene?
Zhang Chu said, touch it
When Shi Ming heard this, she smiled and scolded Zhang Chu, saying, "It's all your belongings, and she asked me?"
Go back and tear your mouth
Zhang Chu immediately stretched out his hand nervously, touched Shi Ming's arms, and gently pinched Shi Ming's nose.
Shi Ming immediately felt a little happy when she saw Zhang Chu's warm appearance.
Say, go out, don't make them suspicious
Zhang Chu stood up and went out, and went to the living room to chat with his father-in-law.
Zhang Chu's father-in-law works in the Municipal Cultural Bureau. He has some culture. He was very romantic when he was young and was very familiar with the worldly feelings. He talked about ancient Chinese classics with Zhang Chu.
He entered the Cultural Bureau, all because of his good writing skills
The Cultural Bureau often has to do some things such as publicity, issuing notices, brushing slogans, etc., and his father-in-law is responsible for writing such words when he is at work.
His calligraphy was practiced when he was in the countryside.
When Shiyun's mother gave birth to Shiming, the whole family returned to the city from a farm in the northeast.
When Shiyun's mother gave birth to Shiyun, there was no meat at home. At night, he waited outside the branch secretary's house and killed a big yellow dog from the branch secretary's house on the spot. He carried it back and cooked it for Shiyun's mother to eat.
The branch secretary found his house the next day, and he took out a dog leg and threw it to the branch secretary for him to take it back.
The branch secretary walked halfway, walked back, and threw the dog leg to him again
He often tells stories about jumping in the countryside in front of Zhang Chu.
Zhang Chuyin grew up in the countryside, so he can also say something
So when the two are together, they often talk very easily
During dinner, Shiming's mother called Shiming out to have dinner
Because Zhang Chu and Shi Ming were back, Shi Yun's mother specially made a table of good dishes. Naturally, there were green onions and garlic that Shandong people liked to eat.
After Zhang Chu's father-in-law sat down, he told Zhang Chu that he would punish his son-in-law to tell more jokes today. If he didn't take good care of my little daughter on the road, he would compensate me for it.
Shiyun sat next to Zhang Chu. She heard her father say this and poked Zhang Chu with chopsticks, saying, "You punish him to tell jokes, he is talking all bad words."
Shiyun's father took over the conversation and said, "Girl, don't you say it, it's the funny thing to say."
Shi Ming sat opposite Shi Yun. When Shi Yun said this, she said that her sister must have heard Zhang Chu say a lot of pornographic jokes.
Shiyun said, if you ask him to say that he can talk enthusiastically for one night, it’s just a countryside humanity.
After hearing this, Shi Ming couldn't help but feel secretly hatred in her heart, thinking that she would have to punish Zhang Chu for one night when she went back.
But I said, I thought he was just talking nonsense occasionally, but it turned out that he was all pretending to be vulgar.
Zhang Chu couldn't help but feel a little happy when he heard Shiyun Shiming discussing him like this, so he wanted to make them happy. He said to Shiyun Shiming, "I'll tell you a piece of elegant song for you. It was written by Wang Heqing, a great scholar in the Yuan Dynasty. He was a little romantic and humorous person, which was very interesting."
Listen carefully, guess what you are talking about
When Zhang Chu said this, he let go of his voice and recited it: The situation of "The neck of the mandarin duck is like a mandarin duck in the middle of the night, the brocade quilt is turning red, and the rain stops and clouds are closed.
After flipping through people, it was so long, so thick and fat, and it was so tired that it was so tired that it was sunk in Dongyang
After Zhang Chu came to this point, Shi Yun and Shi Ming were all laughing on the table, especially Shi Yun, who were all laughing and lying on Zhang Chu and gasping for breath.
Shiyun laughed while keeping her squeezing Chu under the table
Zhang Chu's mother-in-law didn't understand what Zhang Chu was saying, and she watched the two girls laughing wildly
When Shiyun and Shiming finished laughing, Zhang Chu still wanted to make them happy, so he told his father-in-law, "Dad wants to listen to me telling jokes, so I'll tell you a story about my father-in-law crawling into the dust."
After Zhang Chugang said this, Shiyun and Shiming laughed so hard that they collapsed into a ball on the table.
Shi Ming was a little happy now and told Shi Yun, why did her sister fall in love with such a person? She was full of obscene things.
Shiyun said, you don’t know, he is always proud of himself
In college, he posted a poem on his bedside that was peeled from Wu Jingzi. The love sea and the scenery of the river gave birth to a child, the mountain flowers and wild peaches, and I feel sorry for the Qinhuai River, and I live in all the seas with the east wind.
Wu Jingzi originally wrote that Caihai and Caijiang gave birth to a son, so he insisted on highlighting his erotic words and changing his good poems, as if there was no eroticism, there was no such person as him. Later, he changed his meaning.
I went to his dormitory and saw it. He tore it off. He made up the next day: After reading the Red Mansion, I realized that Baochai was so charming. After reading the golden bottle, I realized that Jinlian was too charming. I completed the eroticism and made people say that it was a score drawn for me.
Shi Ming felt silent after hearing Shi Yun's words. Sister originally remembered Zhang Chu a lot.
The father-in-law heard his two daughters talking about Zhang Chu, but he couldn't get in touch, so he told Zhang Chu, "I don't have a son and a wife, and I can't get into the underworld even if I want to get into the underworld, so I won't talk about this."
After hearing this, Zhang Chu's mother-in-law scolded the old man and said, "You are so old, you are so young, you are just talking nonsense in front of the girl and son-in-law."
Zhang Chu's father-in-law replied to her and said, "Today, I'm happy to be with my son-in-law and girl."
Then he said to Zhang Chu, let's talk about it in another joke
Zhang Chu thought for a while and said, "Why would I tell you a story about my son-in-law coming to the door?"
Shiyun listened and said, "Yang is not allowed."
Zhang Chu said that since he is a stupid son-in-law and doesn’t know the way, how can he be so ugly?
When Shi Ming heard this, she knew that Zhang Chu was sloping in Suli and laughed again
When Zhang Chu was about to speak, he first gave his father-in-law a glass of wine, and then looked at the person on the table, and then said that there was a stupid son-in-law who had been to visit the relatives for the first time. The daughter of this family was a little impatient. Before going to bed, she asked the stupid husband to go to her room at night.
But I don't know the storefront
At night, his father-in-law happened to go out to gamble.
This stupid son-in-law touched his wife's room and actually touched his mother-in-law's bed.
When Zhang Chu talked about this, Shi Yun and Shi Ming all smiled and bent over. Zhang Chu said, "Look at how you laugh, I can't even talk about it."
Shiyun said, as soon as you open your mouth, you will be gloomy
Shiyun's mother said, "Press him more at night to see how much energy he has."
Zhang Chu and Shiyun and Shiming stopped and smiled, and continued to say that the mother-in-law was happy when she saw her son-in-law touching her bed. She thought, where is my son-in-law staying at home? If she is stunned, she will not touch her mother-in-law's bed.
But after this stupid son-in-law got to his mother-in-law's bed, he didn't say anything, leaned down to sleep with his mother-in-law.
Her mother-in-law waited for a while, but when she saw that her son-in-law was moved, she became a little anxious. She pushed her son-in-law with her body and said, take out your stuff
When the son-in-law heard this, he thought he wanted something, so he sat up and flipped his pocket, poured out all the things in his pocket, and sent them to his mother-in-law, saying, "No more, I'll give it to you."
When his mother-in-law heard this, she thought that her son-in-law was quite honest, so she continued to point out the son-in-law and said, "That thing is in the pants."
After hearing this, the son-in-law said that there were two legs inside his pants and nothing was there
When the mother-in-law heard that her son-in-law didn't understand, she simply said that she had a short leg between her legs.
After hearing this, my son-in-law became stubborn and argued that I don’t have short legs, just two legs
When my mother-in-law heard this, she was a little anxious. She reached out and grabbed it, saying, it was it
The son-in-law was a little angry when she saw her mother-in-law touching her body. She said to her mother-in-law, "Why are you catching it? It's not legs, it's peeing."
When Zhang Chu said this, everyone at the table laughed
When everyone stopped laughing, Zhang Chu's father-in-law said that Zhang Chu's joke was a bit provoking mother-in-law and wanted to be punished for drinking.
Shiyun heard this and shouted, "Dad, how could you say that."
After hearing this, Shiyun's mother asked Zhang Chuzhong to say something serious.
Shi Ming said that he is serious and still has a lot of lust
Zhang Chu smiled at Shi Ming, but put one hand under the table in Shi Yun's hand, and then told his father-in-law that it would be a joke.
Zhang Chu's father-in-law thought for a while and said, "Okay, I'll say one, I'll have fun with my son-in-law, but it's not as funny as the son-in-law, it's interesting. After that, the son-in-law wants to tell me something. If he can't tell me, he is not allowed to go to the room and sleep on the sofa."
After hearing this, Shiyun's mother took over the conversation and said, "Isn't this even the girl punished her?"
How many days have the girl been so busy? I finally hope to come back to reunite. You will punish you like this on the first night
Zhang Chu's father-in-law ignored Shi Yun's shame and said, "Do you think your son-in-law is a good person, and he is full of lust and will be overwhelmed until the night?"
I came to my house before getting married, and I was sneaking in my daughter in broad daylight. I'm not even more relaxed now
When my father-in-law said this, he made Shiyun's face red with shame and blocked her father's mouth with words.
Zhang Chu gently shook Shiyun's hand below
After hearing this, Shi Ming felt a burst of cramps in his heart
When Zhang Chu saw that his father-in-law was going to say something, he got up and toasted him with a glass of wine and urged him to tell a story.
His father-in-law picked up the wine glass and took a sip of wine, saying that there was a family of two brothers, three houses, with a partition wall in the middle, the eldest west room and the second east room.
The eldest son is ugly, but the second son is handsome. On this day, the two got married at the same time
The ugly eldest son married a beautiful wife, but the beautiful second son married an ugly wife
The two daughters-in-law entered the room. The beautiful daughter-in-law thought the eldest was ugly, and the second child thought his wife was ugly. As a result, neither family had a perfect house.
The two brothers think this is not good, so they have to find a way to solve it.
Later, after discussing, I decided to open a secret door in the middle of the partition wall, and the two brothers changed their houses at night, so all the problems were solved.
But in front of people during the day, they are still their own wives
After more than ten years, the boss has never slept with his beautiful daughter-in-law, and the ugly daughter-in-law has never sucked her body with her beautiful husband. She always feels a little regretful.
One night, it was a failure to change his wife
As a result, this beautiful dick fell in love with his ugly daughter-in-law from then on, and that beautiful wife also fell in love with his ugly husband.
But the ugly boss and the ugly daughter-in-law are used to being together and are unwilling to separate
The four people made a fuss and couldn't solve it, so they sued the official
When the county magistrate heard them, he felt something was strange, so he came down to their house to see how they changed their wives at night
When he saw the secret door in the middle of the partition wall, he asked someone to block it, and then opened two doors at both ends of the partition wall, and stipulated that the beautiful people would go to the north gate and the ugly people would go to the south gate.
When the two brothers and their wives go home, when they change wives at night, they both go through their own doors. The next morning, they walk back through this door, and end up being in peace until they die.
But the two brothers never knew that they all slept with their own daughters-in-law from now on
Zhang Chu's father-in-law said this, and he finished telling the story. He asked everyone to tell the meaning.
Everyone said something strange, I don't understand
Zhang Chu said, it seems that I am going to sleep on the sofa today
Shi Ming saw Zhang Chu say this, and mocked Zhang Chu, saying, "It's so worrying that you really sleep on the sofa and you can cheat at night."
Zhang Chu's father-in-law didn't know what his daughter Shi Ming said, so he said, "I locked Shi Yun's door so that he couldn't do anything wrong."
Shiyun's mother heard this and said with a smile, "Lock it, I will smash the lock for my son-in-law."
Shiyun heard this, but said that Zhang Chu couldn't even say anything, and I wouldn't let him come in and slept on the sofa.
When Zhang Chu heard Shiyun's words, he knew that she loved face in front of her parents.
He originally wanted to sell a fool to his father-in-law and make his father-in-law happy. Now he naturally wanted to look at Shi Yun and said, "Since the lady said that, I have to make up my mind. I only said eight words. If it is right, my father will nod. If not, I will sleep on the sofa today."
Zhang Chu said this and deliberately thought about it again, and then said that these eight words are: Yang gives birth to Yang and die, Yin combines Yin and Yin produces
After hearing Zhang Chu's words, the father-in-law raised the wine glass and sent it to Zhang Chu, saying, "My daughter has good eyesight, she has done it."
Zhang Chu quickly stood up and did it himself first, let his father-in-law sit down
Shiyun and Shiming looked at Zhang Chu from the side, and there was a meaning in his heart, but it was a little different.
At night, Zhang Chu slept in Shiyun's arms, and couldn't help but say something about the clouds and rain.
Shi Yun swelled her breasts, and Zhang Chu made a quick move and milk came out. After a while, both of them were wet, and the smell of milk was scented.
Later, the two of them simply took off their clothes and hugged each other naked.
Because Zhang Chu didn't sleep well last night, and had a few more glasses of wine with his father-in-law at night, he was lying in Shiyun's arms. He started to get confused and soon fell asleep.
Shiyun hasn't been able to sleep for a long time
Zhang Chu's penis was grabbed in her palm, and she had some desire to crawl in her heart
Later, Shiyun hugged Zhang Chu in her arms and leaned against Zhang Chu to sleep
On Monday morning, Zhang Chu took advantage of the opportunity to buy newspapers and went to a telephone booth to call Chen Nunshi. This call was asked by Chen Nunshi.
When Zhang Chu dialed to her office, it was Xiao Xu who answered the phone number.
Xiao Xu received a call from Zhang Chu and thought Zhang Chu was calling her. She started chatting with Zhang Chu on the phone and asked how Zhang Chu was doing in Qingdao.
She also joked with Zhang Chu whether his wife had become ugly
Zhang Chu said that nothing has changed, but her breasts have become plumper than before.
When Xiao Xu heard this, he laughed and scolded Zhang Chu, saying why Zhang Chu is so shameless
Xiao Xu was about to continue talking, and when he saw that Chen Nian Shi came in, he said, "I won't talk to you."
Zhang Chu didn't understand why Xiao Xu was speaking like this now, and he kept teasing Xiao Xu to the phone, saying, "Will I give me a shameless opportunity when I go back?"
Xiao Xu wanted to laugh after hearing this, but there was Ms. Chen sitting behind her, so she had to whisper, "You can think about good things."
Seeing that Xiao Xu didn't dare to speak loudly, Zhang Chu knew that someone was next to him, so he said, forget it, let's talk next time, and hung up the phone
As soon as Zhang Chu left the phone booth, he suddenly found Shi Ming walking towards him and saw him walking out of the phone booth.
Zhang Chu was a little embarrassed, so he had to meet him
When Shi Ming saw him, she pushed him to a place with few people and then asked Zhang Chu, who did you call him just now?
Why are you making a sneaky phone call outside?
Zhang Chu quickly made up and said, "I called the director of our department. I didn't tell you, my classmate's wife wants to find a job."
Shi Ming didn't believe it, so Zhang Chu said, "In this way, I'll call our director again, go up and ask, did I call him just now, so that you won't be suspicious."
After hearing this, Shi Ming believed Zhang Chu a little, so naturally she wouldn't ask Zhang Chu to make this call.
Zhang Chu can always pass this kind of psychological warfare
But Shiming still warned Zhang Chu, saying that if Zhang Chu was not honest, she would let her sister argue with him
Zhang Chu took advantage of the fact that there were few people coming and going, and quickly kissed Shi Ming and ran away.
Zhang Chuxian Shiming returns home
When he came back, he brought a lot of newspapers and magazines
When Shiyun saw her, she put away Zhang Chu's newspapers and magazines and asked Zhang Chu to accompany her and her baby to go to the beach. She said that it was too hot in the afternoon and she couldn't go out.
Zhang Chu said yes, Shiyun changed her clothes immediately
When Shi Yungao stood in front of Zhang Chu with her chest erect, wearing a golden striped dress with a white sun hat on her head, Zhang Chu was stunned.
Shi Yun's whole body exudes the temperament of a mature and plump young woman, with a magnificent posture, a flowing cup filled with fragrance, quiet and elegant, elegant and beautiful
When Shiyun saw Zhang Chu seeing her expression, she smiled and walked up to Zhang Chu and said, "What's wrong, don't you know your wife anymore?"
Zhang Chu hugged Shiyun and hugged Shiyun for a long time without moving.
Shi Ming, who happened to walk outside the door, took all this into consideration...
Zhang Chu pounced on him and picked up Shi Ming and shouted her name loudly. Shi Yun was so panicked that she just held Shi Ming's head, but she didn't know what to do.
Shi Ming's mother rushed over from the kitchen, touched Shi Ming's head, and said Shi Ming might have had heatstroke. She turned around and took a wet towel and put it on Shi Ming's head.
All of this happened within a minute, and Shi Ming quickly recovered his mind.
When she opened her eyes and saw that she was being held in Zhang Chu's arms, tears immediately poured out again.
When Zhang Chu saw it, he was full of love, but he didn't dare to stretch out his hand to wipe off Shi Ming's tears. He only said one sentence, you scared everyone.
Shiyun saw her sister woke up, breathed a sigh of relief, hugged Shi Ming's face and kissed her, and then asked Zhang Chu to send Shi Ming to bed and rest
Zhang Chu immediately stood up and hugged Shiming to deliver it to the room.
At this moment, Shi Ming was lying in Zhang Chu's arms, feeling sad, but she couldn't say a word
Behind, follow Shiyun and her mother
In the evening, Zhang Chu's father-in-law came back. When she heard that Shi Ming had heatstroke, she blamed Zhang Chu, saying that on such a hot day, Zhang Chu must have not taken good care of Shi Ming on the road.
When the father-in-law said this, he seemed to remind his mother-in-law, so he followed him and said a few words to Zhang Chu.
Seeing that Zhang Chu was angry, Shiyun was a little afraid that Zhang Chu would not be able to bear it, so she said, "It's time to hit him, but she can't be an adult." She still seems to have not grown up all day long, but only knows how to play by herself and doesn't know how to take care of others."
When Shiyun's father saw Shiyun say this, he quickly went to Shiyun and said, "How dare I beat him?" I said he said he was telling your sister. How could your sister not feel sad when she saw you two of you so kind?"
Then he turned his face and said to Zhang Chu, "Pour cup of tea for your sister-in-law to send it to you."
Zhang Chu smiled awkwardly, but he couldn't ask for anything in his heart
Shi Ming was embarrassed to say that she fainted because of heatstroke, so she was embarrassed to say that it was not, so she had to lie on the bed and flip through the magazines and rest.
Zhang Chu poured a cup of iced tea from the refrigerator, pushed open Shi Ming's door and sent it to Shi Ming.
After he entered, he closed the door and delivered the tea to Shi Ming. He sat by the bed with a stool and said to Shi Ming in a low voice, you scared me
After Zhang Chu said this, Shi Ming's tears came out
Zhang Chu quickly stopped and said, please, I'm not good.
Shi Ming wiped away her tears and said sadly, I have begged you several times, you don’t know at all.
Zhang Chu was sad again when he saw Shi Ming. He was afraid that people outside, especially Shi Yun, would come in and see him, so he deliberately teased Shi Ming and said in a low voice, "I want to be vulgar."
Shi Ming almost laughed out loud after hearing this and asked Zhang Chu, why is it obscene?
Zhang Chu said, touch it
When Shi Ming heard this, she smiled and scolded Zhang Chu, saying, "It's all your belongings, and she asked me?"
Go back and tear your mouth
Zhang Chu immediately stretched out his hand nervously, touched Shi Ming's arms, and gently pinched Shi Ming's nose.
Shi Ming immediately felt a little happy when she saw Zhang Chu's warm appearance.
Say, go out, don't make them suspicious
Zhang Chu stood up and went out, and went to the living room to chat with his father-in-law.
Zhang Chu's father-in-law works in the Municipal Cultural Bureau. He has some culture. He was very romantic when he was young and was very familiar with the worldly feelings. He talked about ancient Chinese classics with Zhang Chu.
He entered the Cultural Bureau, all because of his good writing skills
The Cultural Bureau often has to do some things such as publicity, issuing notices, brushing slogans, etc., and his father-in-law is responsible for writing such words when he is at work.
His calligraphy was practiced when he was in the countryside.
When Shiyun's mother gave birth to Shiming, the whole family returned to the city from a farm in the northeast.
When Shiyun's mother gave birth to Shiyun, there was no meat at home. At night, he waited outside the branch secretary's house and killed a big yellow dog from the branch secretary's house on the spot. He carried it back and cooked it for Shiyun's mother to eat.
The branch secretary found his house the next day, and he took out a dog leg and threw it to the branch secretary for him to take it back.
The branch secretary walked halfway, walked back, and threw the dog leg to him again
He often tells stories about jumping in the countryside in front of Zhang Chu.
Zhang Chuyin grew up in the countryside, so he can also say something
So when the two are together, they often talk very easily
During dinner, Shiming's mother called Shiming out to have dinner
Because Zhang Chu and Shi Ming were back, Shi Yun's mother specially made a table of good dishes. Naturally, there were green onions and garlic that Shandong people liked to eat.
After Zhang Chu's father-in-law sat down, he told Zhang Chu that he would punish his son-in-law to tell more jokes today. If he didn't take good care of my little daughter on the road, he would compensate me for it.
Shiyun sat next to Zhang Chu. She heard her father say this and poked Zhang Chu with chopsticks, saying, "You punish him to tell jokes, he is talking all bad words."
Shiyun's father took over the conversation and said, "Girl, don't you say it, it's the funny thing to say."
Shi Ming sat opposite Shi Yun. When Shi Yun said this, she said that her sister must have heard Zhang Chu say a lot of pornographic jokes.
Shiyun said, if you ask him to say that he can talk enthusiastically for one night, it’s just a countryside humanity.
After hearing this, Shi Ming couldn't help but feel secretly hatred in her heart, thinking that she would have to punish Zhang Chu for one night when she went back.
But I said, I thought he was just talking nonsense occasionally, but it turned out that he was all pretending to be vulgar.
Zhang Chu couldn't help but feel a little happy when he heard Shiyun Shiming discussing him like this, so he wanted to make them happy. He said to Shiyun Shiming, "I'll tell you a piece of elegant song for you. It was written by Wang Heqing, a great scholar in the Yuan Dynasty. He was a little romantic and humorous person, which was very interesting."
Listen carefully, guess what you are talking about
When Zhang Chu said this, he let go of his voice and recited it: The situation of "The neck of the mandarin duck is like a mandarin duck in the middle of the night, the brocade quilt is turning red, and the rain stops and clouds are closed.
After flipping through people, it was so long, so thick and fat, and it was so tired that it was so tired that it was sunk in Dongyang
After Zhang Chu came to this point, Shi Yun and Shi Ming were all laughing on the table, especially Shi Yun, who were all laughing and lying on Zhang Chu and gasping for breath.
Shiyun laughed while keeping her squeezing Chu under the table
Zhang Chu's mother-in-law didn't understand what Zhang Chu was saying, and she watched the two girls laughing wildly
When Shiyun and Shiming finished laughing, Zhang Chu still wanted to make them happy, so he told his father-in-law, "Dad wants to listen to me telling jokes, so I'll tell you a story about my father-in-law crawling into the dust."
After Zhang Chugang said this, Shiyun and Shiming laughed so hard that they collapsed into a ball on the table.
Shi Ming was a little happy now and told Shi Yun, why did her sister fall in love with such a person? She was full of obscene things.
Shiyun said, you don’t know, he is always proud of himself
In college, he posted a poem on his bedside that was peeled from Wu Jingzi. The love sea and the scenery of the river gave birth to a child, the mountain flowers and wild peaches, and I feel sorry for the Qinhuai River, and I live in all the seas with the east wind.
Wu Jingzi originally wrote that Caihai and Caijiang gave birth to a son, so he insisted on highlighting his erotic words and changing his good poems, as if there was no eroticism, there was no such person as him. Later, he changed his meaning.
I went to his dormitory and saw it. He tore it off. He made up the next day: After reading the Red Mansion, I realized that Baochai was so charming. After reading the golden bottle, I realized that Jinlian was too charming. I completed the eroticism and made people say that it was a score drawn for me.
Shi Ming felt silent after hearing Shi Yun's words. Sister originally remembered Zhang Chu a lot.
The father-in-law heard his two daughters talking about Zhang Chu, but he couldn't get in touch, so he told Zhang Chu, "I don't have a son and a wife, and I can't get into the underworld even if I want to get into the underworld, so I won't talk about this."
After hearing this, Zhang Chu's mother-in-law scolded the old man and said, "You are so old, you are so young, you are just talking nonsense in front of the girl and son-in-law."
Zhang Chu's father-in-law replied to her and said, "Today, I'm happy to be with my son-in-law and girl."
Then he said to Zhang Chu, let's talk about it in another joke
Zhang Chu thought for a while and said, "Why would I tell you a story about my son-in-law coming to the door?"
Shiyun listened and said, "Yang is not allowed."
Zhang Chu said that since he is a stupid son-in-law and doesn’t know the way, how can he be so ugly?
When Shi Ming heard this, she knew that Zhang Chu was sloping in Suli and laughed again
When Zhang Chu was about to speak, he first gave his father-in-law a glass of wine, and then looked at the person on the table, and then said that there was a stupid son-in-law who had been to visit the relatives for the first time. The daughter of this family was a little impatient. Before going to bed, she asked the stupid husband to go to her room at night.
But I don't know the storefront
At night, his father-in-law happened to go out to gamble.
This stupid son-in-law touched his wife's room and actually touched his mother-in-law's bed.
When Zhang Chu talked about this, Shi Yun and Shi Ming all smiled and bent over. Zhang Chu said, "Look at how you laugh, I can't even talk about it."
Shiyun said, as soon as you open your mouth, you will be gloomy
Shiyun's mother said, "Press him more at night to see how much energy he has."
Zhang Chu and Shiyun and Shiming stopped and smiled, and continued to say that the mother-in-law was happy when she saw her son-in-law touching her bed. She thought, where is my son-in-law staying at home? If she is stunned, she will not touch her mother-in-law's bed.
But after this stupid son-in-law got to his mother-in-law's bed, he didn't say anything, leaned down to sleep with his mother-in-law.
Her mother-in-law waited for a while, but when she saw that her son-in-law was moved, she became a little anxious. She pushed her son-in-law with her body and said, take out your stuff
When the son-in-law heard this, he thought he wanted something, so he sat up and flipped his pocket, poured out all the things in his pocket, and sent them to his mother-in-law, saying, "No more, I'll give it to you."
When his mother-in-law heard this, she thought that her son-in-law was quite honest, so she continued to point out the son-in-law and said, "That thing is in the pants."
After hearing this, the son-in-law said that there were two legs inside his pants and nothing was there
When the mother-in-law heard that her son-in-law didn't understand, she simply said that she had a short leg between her legs.
After hearing this, my son-in-law became stubborn and argued that I don’t have short legs, just two legs
When my mother-in-law heard this, she was a little anxious. She reached out and grabbed it, saying, it was it
The son-in-law was a little angry when she saw her mother-in-law touching her body. She said to her mother-in-law, "Why are you catching it? It's not legs, it's peeing."
When Zhang Chu said this, everyone at the table laughed
When everyone stopped laughing, Zhang Chu's father-in-law said that Zhang Chu's joke was a bit provoking mother-in-law and wanted to be punished for drinking.
Shiyun heard this and shouted, "Dad, how could you say that."
After hearing this, Shiyun's mother asked Zhang Chuzhong to say something serious.
Shi Ming said that he is serious and still has a lot of lust
Zhang Chu smiled at Shi Ming, but put one hand under the table in Shi Yun's hand, and then told his father-in-law that it would be a joke.
Zhang Chu's father-in-law thought for a while and said, "Okay, I'll say one, I'll have fun with my son-in-law, but it's not as funny as the son-in-law, it's interesting. After that, the son-in-law wants to tell me something. If he can't tell me, he is not allowed to go to the room and sleep on the sofa."
After hearing this, Shiyun's mother took over the conversation and said, "Isn't this even the girl punished her?"
How many days have the girl been so busy? I finally hope to come back to reunite. You will punish you like this on the first night
Zhang Chu's father-in-law ignored Shi Yun's shame and said, "Do you think your son-in-law is a good person, and he is full of lust and will be overwhelmed until the night?"
I came to my house before getting married, and I was sneaking in my daughter in broad daylight. I'm not even more relaxed now
When my father-in-law said this, he made Shiyun's face red with shame and blocked her father's mouth with words.
Zhang Chu gently shook Shiyun's hand below
After hearing this, Shi Ming felt a burst of cramps in his heart
When Zhang Chu saw that his father-in-law was going to say something, he got up and toasted him with a glass of wine and urged him to tell a story.
His father-in-law picked up the wine glass and took a sip of wine, saying that there was a family of two brothers, three houses, with a partition wall in the middle, the eldest west room and the second east room.
The eldest son is ugly, but the second son is handsome. On this day, the two got married at the same time
The ugly eldest son married a beautiful wife, but the beautiful second son married an ugly wife
The two daughters-in-law entered the room. The beautiful daughter-in-law thought the eldest was ugly, and the second child thought his wife was ugly. As a result, neither family had a perfect house.
The two brothers think this is not good, so they have to find a way to solve it.
Later, after discussing, I decided to open a secret door in the middle of the partition wall, and the two brothers changed their houses at night, so all the problems were solved.
But in front of people during the day, they are still their own wives
After more than ten years, the boss has never slept with his beautiful daughter-in-law, and the ugly daughter-in-law has never sucked her body with her beautiful husband. She always feels a little regretful.
One night, it was a failure to change his wife
As a result, this beautiful dick fell in love with his ugly daughter-in-law from then on, and that beautiful wife also fell in love with his ugly husband.
But the ugly boss and the ugly daughter-in-law are used to being together and are unwilling to separate
The four people made a fuss and couldn't solve it, so they sued the official
When the county magistrate heard them, he felt something was strange, so he came down to their house to see how they changed their wives at night
When he saw the secret door in the middle of the partition wall, he asked someone to block it, and then opened two doors at both ends of the partition wall, and stipulated that the beautiful people would go to the north gate and the ugly people would go to the south gate.
When the two brothers and their wives go home, when they change wives at night, they both go through their own doors. The next morning, they walk back through this door, and end up being in peace until they die.
But the two brothers never knew that they all slept with their own daughters-in-law from now on
Zhang Chu's father-in-law said this, and he finished telling the story. He asked everyone to tell the meaning.
Everyone said something strange, I don't understand
Zhang Chu said, it seems that I am going to sleep on the sofa today
Shi Ming saw Zhang Chu say this, and mocked Zhang Chu, saying, "It's so worrying that you really sleep on the sofa and you can cheat at night."
Zhang Chu's father-in-law didn't know what his daughter Shi Ming said, so he said, "I locked Shi Yun's door so that he couldn't do anything wrong."
Shiyun's mother heard this and said with a smile, "Lock it, I will smash the lock for my son-in-law."
Shiyun heard this, but said that Zhang Chu couldn't even say anything, and I wouldn't let him come in and slept on the sofa.
When Zhang Chu heard Shiyun's words, he knew that she loved face in front of her parents.
He originally wanted to sell a fool to his father-in-law and make his father-in-law happy. Now he naturally wanted to look at Shi Yun and said, "Since the lady said that, I have to make up my mind. I only said eight words. If it is right, my father will nod. If not, I will sleep on the sofa today."
Zhang Chu said this and deliberately thought about it again, and then said that these eight words are: Yang gives birth to Yang and die, Yin combines Yin and Yin produces
After hearing Zhang Chu's words, the father-in-law raised the wine glass and sent it to Zhang Chu, saying, "My daughter has good eyesight, she has done it."
Zhang Chu quickly stood up and did it himself first, let his father-in-law sit down
Shiyun and Shiming looked at Zhang Chu from the side, and there was a meaning in his heart, but it was a little different.
At night, Zhang Chu slept in Shiyun's arms, and couldn't help but say something about the clouds and rain.
Shi Yun swelled her breasts, and Zhang Chu made a quick move and milk came out. After a while, both of them were wet, and the smell of milk was scented.
Later, the two of them simply took off their clothes and hugged each other naked.
Because Zhang Chu didn't sleep well last night, and had a few more glasses of wine with his father-in-law at night, he was lying in Shiyun's arms. He started to get confused and soon fell asleep.
Shiyun hasn't been able to sleep for a long time
Zhang Chu's penis was grabbed in her palm, and she had some desire to crawl in her heart
Later, Shiyun hugged Zhang Chu in her arms and leaned against Zhang Chu to sleep
On Monday morning, Zhang Chu took advantage of the opportunity to buy newspapers and went to a telephone booth to call Chen Nunshi. This call was asked by Chen Nunshi.
When Zhang Chu dialed to her office, it was Xiao Xu who answered the phone number.
Xiao Xu received a call from Zhang Chu and thought Zhang Chu was calling her. She started chatting with Zhang Chu on the phone and asked how Zhang Chu was doing in Qingdao.
She also joked with Zhang Chu whether his wife had become ugly
Zhang Chu said that nothing has changed, but her breasts have become plumper than before.
When Xiao Xu heard this, he laughed and scolded Zhang Chu, saying why Zhang Chu is so shameless
Xiao Xu was about to continue talking, and when he saw that Chen Nian Shi came in, he said, "I won't talk to you."
Zhang Chu didn't understand why Xiao Xu was speaking like this now, and he kept teasing Xiao Xu to the phone, saying, "Will I give me a shameless opportunity when I go back?"
Xiao Xu wanted to laugh after hearing this, but there was Ms. Chen sitting behind her, so she had to whisper, "You can think about good things."
Seeing that Xiao Xu didn't dare to speak loudly, Zhang Chu knew that someone was next to him, so he said, forget it, let's talk next time, and hung up the phone
As soon as Zhang Chu left the phone booth, he suddenly found Shi Ming walking towards him and saw him walking out of the phone booth.
Zhang Chu was a little embarrassed, so he had to meet him
When Shi Ming saw him, she pushed him to a place with few people and then asked Zhang Chu, who did you call him just now?
Why are you making a sneaky phone call outside?
Zhang Chu quickly made up and said, "I called the director of our department. I didn't tell you, my classmate's wife wants to find a job."
Shi Ming didn't believe it, so Zhang Chu said, "In this way, I'll call our director again, go up and ask, did I call him just now, so that you won't be suspicious."
After hearing this, Shi Ming believed Zhang Chu a little, so naturally she wouldn't ask Zhang Chu to make this call.
Zhang Chu can always pass this kind of psychological warfare
But Shiming still warned Zhang Chu, saying that if Zhang Chu was not honest, she would let her sister argue with him
Zhang Chu took advantage of the fact that there were few people coming and going, and quickly kissed Shi Ming and ran away.
Zhang Chuxian Shiming returns home
When he came back, he brought a lot of newspapers and magazines
When Shiyun saw her, she put away Zhang Chu's newspapers and magazines and asked Zhang Chu to accompany her and her baby to go to the beach. She said that it was too hot in the afternoon and she couldn't go out.
Zhang Chu said yes, Shiyun changed her clothes immediately
When Shi Yungao stood in front of Zhang Chu with her chest erect, wearing a golden striped dress with a white sun hat on her head, Zhang Chu was stunned.
Shi Yun's whole body exudes the temperament of a mature and plump young woman, with a magnificent posture, a flowing cup filled with fragrance, quiet and elegant, elegant and beautiful
When Shiyun saw Zhang Chu seeing her expression, she smiled and walked up to Zhang Chu and said, "What's wrong, don't you know your wife anymore?"
Zhang Chu hugged Shiyun and hugged Shiyun for a long time without moving.
Shi Ming, who happened to walk outside the door, took all this into consideration...
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