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Chapter 20

19days ago Urban Novels 4
It was already past seven o'clock when Zhang Chu left the office

He went out of the government office and went to the Honglishu Bar in Gulou

At this time, it was a while since the peak hours of get off work, but the cars on the road were still very messy and crowded, pedestrians, bicycles, buses, taxis, and rush forward in the air.

When we were about to reach the intersection of Yunnan Road, the red light was on

Zhang Chu was sitting in the car and couldn't help but feel anxious. He wanted to seize the time to meet Xiao Xu, and also to hurry back and be with Shi Ming.

Today is the first day Shi Ming has returned. After waiting for a long time, he feels sad.

He loves Shiming

At this time, he had completely thrown Chen Nian aside, and only Shi Ming Xiaoxu was in his heart

Almost this happens every time he leaves Chen Nvsi, he doesn't know why

Chen's attitude towards him is hardly a bit wrong. He thinks there is something wrong with his mentality.

Perhaps Chen Nian Shi got married and had a master. He was just a small episode of her in life, not his in life.

Shiming is his person, he is her master, and it is inevitable that he will think of her.

What about Xiao Xu?

When he thought of this, he was a little confused

When the green light came on, the remaining taxi had just reached the intersection, and the red light was on again. The taxi had to stop and wait for it to be released.

At this time, Zhang Chu noticed a sports car rushing over from the left, and the young man riding the bike ran all the way

When he rushed to the middle of the intersection, he collided with a bicycle crossing towards him.

A girl riding a bicycle fell to the ground immediately, and the young man fell on her

Immediately afterwards, many bicycles fell down behind them, and the middle of the intersection was in a mess.

Seeing that the green light was about to light up again, the person who fell down hurriedly got up and pushed the car to the road, but the young man pressed on the girl and seemed to be unable to get up.

The girl was lying on the ground, her skirt was lifted, her thighs were exposed, and her legs were pressed to the ground by the young man.

Maybe the young man had some pain in his body, maybe he didn't want to get up, so he took the opportunity to get some cheaper things on the girl.

Zhang Chu suddenly remembered that one spring, when the wheat was ripe, he and a few friends went to the fields to play.

They were rushing in the middle of the wheat field, and suddenly, they heard a heavy series of breathing sounds in front of them, sometimes with AhAh's screams

They carefully stopped the footsteps and looked forward

Soon, they were surprised to see a man and a woman hugging each other naked in the wheat field in front of them, moving like a mouse digging a hole. The surrounding wheat stalks were also rustling with their movements.

They were lying there and didn't dare to speak out at all

After a while, the man got up from the woman, but the woman was still lying naked on the ground without moving, as if she was enjoying some kind of pleasure.

Suddenly, the man turned around and shouted at them, "What are you looking at!"

They ran away in fear

After he escaped, he couldn't sleep all night

Because he knew that woman and that man

The woman is his fifth grandmother, and the man is his second uncle

He had been meeting his second uncle for a long time and didn't dare to look up at him. He thought, his second uncle must have seen him

Sometimes, he thought to himself that his second uncle must be like this when he is with his second mother.

He even thought, one day he would go to peek at how his second uncle and his second mother were together.

While Zhang Chu was still thinking about it like this, the car had already stopped in front of the Red Lip Bar.

After he paid to get out of the car, he walked into the bar

The light in the bar is very dark and I can't see clearly the people sitting inside.

He walked around the venue twice, but did not notice Xiao Xu. While he was hesitating, he suddenly heard Xiao Xu calling him behind him.

He followed the sound and saw Xiao Xu in a corner

Zhang Chu walked over and sat down next to Xiao Xu. He was about to say something to Xiao Xu, but suddenly he found that there was a man sitting opposite him. At this moment, he was staring at him with a pair of surprised eyes.

Zhang Chuxiang looked at Xiao Xu as if he was asking.

Xiao Xu pretended to be a little drunk, and squinted his eyes and said to Zhang Chu, "Let me introduce you to you. This is a great writer, Lin Moumou. He is here to experience life and find materials for his new novel "Breasts and Breasts, Fly."

When Xiao Xu said this, the man immediately smiled and nodded at Zhang Chu, then focused his attention on Xiao Xu's chest and used his eyes to dig Xiao Xu's chest.

Zhang Chu felt very uncomfortable when he saw it. He grabbed Xiao Xu's hand and told the writer, "She is my wife, can you change the place?"

When the writer heard Zhang Chu say this, he stood up and left with a smirk.

Xiao Xu was a little dissatisfied and said to Zhang Chu, you hate it, come at this time, I was just about to see how he succeeded in me.

Look at his lustful appearance, and he is also a writer?

Eighty-mostly I watched a scoundrel movie in the video hall, and I came here to treat me as a pheasant.

Zhang Chu hugged Xiao Xu and said, if he is really a writer, I will sympathize with him.

You must understand that writers are victims locked on the pillars of sexual hunger and sexual repression

A writer, much of his passion is piled up by women's flesh

The better the writer, the more he has to roll on the meat cushion, like Hemingway, Fitzgerald, Byron, Goethe, Hugo and other great writers, who is not beside him, who is not a beautiful woman

These women are the motivation to support writers' writing

The writer's pen is actually a penis held in his hand

Without passion, there will be no passionate words

Many writers' most lyrical and touching articles are mostly written when they were young, because the penis was very powerful and they had power when they were brought to the text.

Sex is the soul of a writer's writing. It can make a writer's pen hold on. Otherwise, the writer's pen will be soft in his hands and he will not be able to write good words.

Why are you so disgusted? It's all penis or something

Xiao Xu interrupted Zhang Chu with a smile, and then asked Zhang Chu, "You are too late, what are you doing?"

After get off work, I called my wife in the office

After hanging up the phone number of my lover, I suddenly remembered what happened to my classmates and immediately called her classmates.

First, the classmate answered the phone, and then the classmate’s wife answered the phone. After the classmate’s wife answered the phone, the classmate’s wife answered the phone again. After the classmate answered the phone, the classmate’s wife answered the phone again... It’s like that, it’s late.

Come on, no one wants to know your privacy. Do you want to trick your classmate’s wife into bed?

After Xiao Xu said this, he invited the bar lady to come over and brought two glasses of red wine.

Zhang Chu reached out and pinched Xiao Xu's thigh and said, "You said this, it seems like I've been to someone."

Xiao Xu said, it's not like it, but the fact is

After the bar lady brought the wine, Xiao Xu asked Zhang Chu to sit opposite him.

After Zhang Chu passed, she put her legs on Zhang Chu's thighs and pressed them against Zhang Chu's under him. Then she raised her glass, touched her glass with Zhang Chu, and took a sip of wine.

When Xiao Xu put down the cup, he deliberately kicked Zhang Chu's penis hard and said, "What kind of penis do you just said is from the writer's pen? What about the female writer?"

You're going to slap yourself this time

Do you want to hear it clearly?

Zhang Chu wanted to tease Xiao Xu, so he took the opportunity to say that when writers write, they all have a certain degree of sexual fantasy.

At this time, the pen on their hands was a penis and the manuscript paper was a vagina.

But there are some differences between male writers and female writers when writing

The male writer holds his own penis and writes on other people's vaginas; the female writer holds his own penis and writes on his vaginas.

The male writers said, I lay on the manuscript paper day and night

Female writers say, I can't survive without writing

In fact, they are subconsciously saying the word "fuck" indirectly, fucking others and being fucked by others.

If a writer does not devote himself to this sexual fantasy when writing, he will not be able to write a good novel instead

A writer has lost his sexual desire or is sexually incompetent, and most of them will be immersed in some memories of the past or stolen reality, writing some essays or essays. If they can't even write prose and essays, they have to read some knowledge articles.

You're really a big deal if you talk nonsense

Xiao Xu smiled and said, then kicked Zhang Chu's penis with his feet and asked Zhang Chu to say something else

Zhang Chu thought for a while and said, "What are you talking about?"

Or tell some stories related to Yang

Xiao Xu said, just don't tease me, otherwise you can take me away

Zhang Chu reached out and patted Xiao Xu on the face, saying, "Let me tell me the story of me going to elementary school."

When I was a child, there was a classmate in my class. He had nothing to do in class and often grabbed his small hanging as a toy to play under the desk.

One day, he found a match stick from somewhere, opened the urethra opening on the small hanging, and put the match stick in it.

When Xiao Xu heard this, he lay on the table and laughed so hard that tears rolled up. While calling Zhang Chu to stop talking, he kicked Zhang Chu's penis with his feet.

Zhang Chu waited for Xiao Xu to stop laughing and continued, the classmate put the match stick inside and put a match stick in it. However, after the small hanging was shrinking, the match stick ran inside and couldn't take it out. The classmate was so painful that he sat on the stool and shouted in pain.

The teacher asked him where the pain hurts, but he didn't dare to say it. Later, the pain became more and more painful, so the pain made his tears fall down.

The teacher asked him where the pain hurts and asked him to tell him, and said that it hurt so much that it took him to the hospital.

He was forced to do nothing, so he had to say that the silly hurt.

The teacher was stunned on the spot

Because the teacher is a girl, she is not married yet, she is a big girl

There was no way, so he blushed and asked him, why did it hurt?

He said, I've got the matchstick in.

As a result, all the students in the class laughed crazy

When Zhang Chu said this, Xiao Xu was so happy that he could not listen.

But Zhang Chu continued, the female teacher called a male teacher, and it took a lot of effort to help the student get the matchstick out of the hanging.

When I got home at night, it was quite strange how did that classmate put the match stick in. He hid in the room and took a match stick into it, but he couldn't put it in because it hurts a little bit.

I thought, that student was very brave

When I went to school the next day, I asked almost all the boys who went home tried it and couldn't even get it in.

Everyone surrounded the boy and asked him how he put it in. He demonstrated it to everyone, but the match stick fell into it again.

When Xiao Xu heard this, she laughed so hard that she came to Zhang Chu's side, and lay in Zhang Chu's arms and smiled loudly.

Zhang Chu hugged Xiao Xu across his waist, pressed his hand on Xiao Xu's chest, and pinched Xiao Xu's breasts

Xiao Xu stopped moving soon, leaned in Zhang Chu's arms and asked Zhang Chu to pinch her

After a long time, Xiao Xu looked up and asked Zhang Chu, "When will you go to my dormitory?"

When Zhang Chu heard Xiao Xu ask this, he suddenly felt a little nervous.

He wanted Xiao Xu, but Shi Ming was by his side and he couldn't get out of here

Sometimes, he also has to accompany Chen Nvshi

If he had sex with Xiao Xu now, how could he deal with the three of them alone?

How can we hide them from them without letting them know?

At this moment, he suddenly thought that if Shi Yun was by his side, he would have a dignified reason to refuse one person and go to see another person.

But now, they all think that he is not involved, and he should have enough time to stay by any of them.

When he thought of this, he hugged Xiao Xu even more tightly, and then said quietly, "I will tell you one day, now let you not sleep for more days, think about me."

After saying that, kissed Xiao Xu

But Xiao Xu put his hands in Zhang Chu's arms and looked for something everywhere without pressing it...

When Zhang Chu came back, it was almost twelve o'clock, and Shi Ming was still staying in bed watching TV waiting for him

She was a little angry when she saw Zhang Chu come back so late, but she didn't even look at him, just watching TV by herself

Zhang Chu walked over and sat next to her, trying to hug her, but Shi Ming raised his hand and pushed Zhang Chu to the side, ignoring him

When Zhang Chu wanted to hug her again, she suddenly said, "You have to eat so late for someone to accompany you to have dinner?"

I really regret it now. Last time you called in Qingdao and caught me, I believed you and fell in love with you

Listen to me, don't think about going out at night in the future. Otherwise, you can buy a copying machine and hang it on your body so that I can copy you at any time

Otherwise, I'll ask my sister to come back and argue with you

After hearing this, Zhang Chu smiled and went up to hug Shiming, saying, "Why do you always think of me in the bad direction? I'm all married, and there are no girls who go with me. The people you want to go to have already been soaked, and there are only time to coax her and prevent her from leaving me."

After hearing this, Shi Ming went up to grab Zhang Chu's mouth and said, "I won't talk to you and have fun. If I know that you are not good outside, I will get married tomorrow and I will never fall in love with you."

I feel so sorry for love for you. I look at everything about you and my sister, tossing and turning at night can't sleep

Tell me, I'm just back today, you won't come back early and hug me and watch TV. Let me be alone at home. It's so uncomfortable to think about it. You don't love me at all.

Zhang Chu couldn't help feeling ashamed when he heard Shi Ming say these words, and at the same time he felt a little painful.

He hugged Shi Ming, touched Shi Ming's face with his hands, and asked Shi Ming in a low voice, would you really leave me?

When Shi Ming heard this, she looked up at Zhang Chu in surprise and asked Zhang Chu, do you really have a woman outside?

Zhang Chu said, No, I am really worried that that day will come. Sometimes I feel sad when I lie in bed and think about it. If you leave me, I really can't accept it.

When I was very young, I had fantasized that I would build a very tall house, like a castle, where the woman I loved lived. She was angry with me and couldn't even leave me if I wanted to leave. We bask in the sun in the castle and have sex under the sun.

No worries, no fear of losing anything, even yourself

After hearing this, Shi Ming hugged Zhang Chu tightly and said, I really don’t want to leave you, I often think, what should we do if my sister knows?

She will know one day, and I thought, the later that day, the better. When we are old, she will know, she will definitely forgive us, maybe we can still live together

At night, we can sit on the bed and watch TV, say some childhood words, listen to you tell some stories, listen to you read a book, and we can also listen to a concert and watch a movie together. That would be great

When I was at home, every time I looked at Xiao Chu, I thought in my heart that we could have our own child as well.

When I think about it this way, I feel a little regretful. I should have conceived your child before divorce, so no one will know

I love you. If this day comes very quickly and my sister can't forgive me, we can't be together again

You have to know that I only have you in my heart and I am worried about you.

At home, my sister said that you look cheerful on the surface, but you are actually a very fragile person in your heart. I don’t know this at all.

If my sister knows about us, I hope you don’t lie to my sister, tell me everything, and turn the blame on me. My sister will forgive you, she loves you

After a while of the incident, she will still love you as always

You must understand in your heart, don't do anything, otherwise, you hurt your sister and me, we all love you

When I think of these, I worry the most. If I don’t worry about anything else, I worry about you.

Shi Ming's words made Zhang Chu's face burst into tears

Shi Ming wiped Zhang Chu with his hands and said, "You will always be like a child who never grows up. Look at you, I'm about to cry."

Zhang Chu hugged Shiming with all his strength and said, "Dream of Red Mansions" several times. Every time I read it, I seem to remember this sentence, "It's vast and vast, and that's the great wasteland. In my life, no matter what reputation, money and status are, it will eventually become nothing, and there is nothing."

The only real thing is that when you are awake, you can hold your beloved woman in your arms, which is enough

I often say to people, if all men are locked in a dark room, what do you ask them for?

They will definitely say, want a woman

Money, status, career, will be thrown aside

Because in the dark, money, status, and career will not be bright, but women will be bright

When Shi Ming heard this, he grabbed Zhang Chu's penis with his hands, rubbed it, and said, "It's just because you think differently from others that people are worried about you being fickle outside."

The most important thing in your heart is as if you were born just a penis and had to be put into a woman's body.

The next day at work, the director talked to Zhang Chu early in the morning

He first talked to Zhang Chu about his daily work, and then told Zhang Chu that he wanted Zhang Chu to strictly demand himself in his thoughts.

Zhang Chu was a little surprised, wondering why the director talked to him about these things?

After the director said a lot of things, he told Zhang Chu that the bureau would recently pick a few people to participate in a political study class organized by the provincial party committee. Considering that Zhang Chu is not a party member, Zhang Chu asked him to show it and go back and summarize himself carefully. In three days, he would send an application for joining the party.

Zhang Chu came out of the director's office and thought to himself that the bureau leader might have to promote himself. Zhang Chu knew about the personnel department of the bureau. Someone had these words before.

After he came out, he went to Chen's office first, and Xiao Xu happened to be there too.

After sitting down on a chair, Zhang Chu said, "Oh, it really cost me my life. Director, I will submit an application for joining the party in three days."

After hearing this, Xiao Xu immediately said, "It's bad, there is another corrupt and degenerate member in the party ranks."

Zhang Chu immediately said that it should be said that there was another core member in the corrupt and degenerate team.

Xiao Xu smiled and said, Who is in the same team as you?

Just yourself

Zhang Chu also smiled and said, I won’t expose it, anyway, who knows the most in his heart

Chen Ms. Chen took the sentence and said, "Writing the application for joining the party will take your life?"

Director will give you three days?

Write a revolutionary love letter Ah!

Zhang Chu said, I don’t have a thorough understanding of the party, how do I write it?

Xiao Xu said, write a guarantee letter, pay attention to the three major disciplines and eight items, first, follow your wife's command in all actions, and be obedient and you will have sugar when you go home.

After hearing this, Chen smiled and interrupted Xiao Xu, saying, "Why are you talking to Xiao Zhang so miserable."

Zhang Chu continued Xiao Xu's words and said, Second, don't tease Xiao Xu, a good woman, and immediately take her home after hooking up.

Chen Ms. Chen laughed loudly after hearing this, but Xiao Xu picked up the table and walked over with a magazine, and slapped Zhang Chu's head.

Zhang Chu said, I really asked you for advice, but you fooled me with words. This is called a life-deserving

After Zhang Chu and Xiao Xu had a fight, they went back to their office to write the application for joining the party.

But Xiao Xu followed him and continued to make trouble with him, and Chen also came to help Xiao Xu make trouble with Zhang Chu.

Zhang Chu said, please let me be quiet for a while, and I will be able to write it right away. If you write it, you will review it to see if it can pass?

One person joins the party, the whole family is glorious, you all have a share

After hearing this, Xiao Xu and Chen all smiled and went up to pinch Zhang Chu, then went to chat with Xiao Wang and asked Zhang Chu to write.

Zhang Chu lay on the table, wrote a copy of the application for joining the party in three strokes and two strokes.

After writing, he gave it to Xiao Xu to see

Xiao Xu took it and recited:

Dear Party Branch:

I have always pursued joining the Communist Party of China as my highest life ideal, and have made a wish since childhood to contribute my life to the cause of the Party, to fight for the liberation of the oppressed and exploited working people of all mankind, and to strive for the realization of the ideal of communism.

Please accept the test of me and hope to absorb me as a member of the Communist Party of China

Applicant Zhang Chu

Xiao Xu finished reading, Ms. Chen can't make sense

Xiao Xu said, it's pretty good, and it makes people feel that this child has been aware of party spirit since he was a child.

Zhang Chu ignored Xiao Xu's words and asked Ms. Chen where it was not right.

Chen said that at least, we should write down the four basic principles.

Zhang Chu said, this is not like Xiao Xu, even more nonsense than me, let her drill on the table at noon

As he said that since he was a child, Xu had to apply for joining the party, saying that he should be more serious and serious, at least he would die, and he would get a memorial service or a party flag to build something, and he would die much more than the glorious image of the people.

After Zhang Chu said this, Xiao Xu and Chen immediately laughed and scolded Zhang Chu together.

In the afternoon, he called her classmate's wife and was taken to meet the director of the Social Department.

His classmate's wife came back after a while. After coming back, she told Zhang Chu that it was done

Zhang Chu asked her to thank Chen Nusi, but Chen Nusi ran over and said to Zhang Chu, "Where do you want Xiao Yang to thank me?" I am helping you. You should invite me. Xiao Yang is your classmate's lover. When you come for the first time, you should also invite a guest. Be sincere and treat me tonight."

Xiao Xu also clamored and said that Zhang Chu should treat her, but Zhang Chu should not take her down.

Zhang Chu said, it’s not a word to treat you. In two days, I have something to do tonight. I made an appointment with the reporter and went to my classmate’s house to play cards.

Xiao Xu said, the genius believes in you

After get off work, Zhang Chu accompanied Shiming to Xinjiekou Department Store to buy clothes

This was their appointment last night

Unfortunately, after work, Chen Nunshi also went to Xinjiekou department store to stroll around

When she saw Zhang Chu in front of the Xinjiekou department store, she wanted to go up and greet him immediately, but suddenly she found that there was a beautiful girl next to Zhang Chu. She followed behind quietly and observed the relationship between Zhang Chu and that girl all the way.

Zhang Chu and Shi Ming walked together, and their hands often rested on Shi Ming's waist. Occasionally, they deliberately reached to Shi Ming's chest and pressed them on Shi Ming's breasts.

When Chen Nianshi saw Shi Ming clearly, she remembered who Shi Ming was

While Shiyun had a child, she went to the hospital to visit Shiyun. That day, Shiming happened to be in the hospital. She met Shiming.

After she recognized Shi Ming, she became jealous

She stood in an inconspicuous place, silently staring at the figures of Zhang Chu and Shi Ming, and disappeared in the crowd...