1. Product function introduction
Xiao Dong, Meow
This is a four-legged creature with meat as the main omnivore as the supplement. It has the function of broadcasting. Pressing the nose on the face will make a meow sound, and scratching the neck will make a snoring sound, and grabbing the tail will have a 15% chance of getting angry.
This product has many functions and is widely used. It can be used as an alarm clock, phonograph, burner, mop cloth, food digester, girl-like weapon, small hand stove, hot water bag, rolling pin, air conditioner, etc. As the master's training function is developing more and more, it is really a must-have weapon for home travel and killing and silence.
Our slogan is: Don’t seek the best, but seek the most troublesome!
2. Product positioning
As a new era, four-you-can-eat (eating, drinking, playing and sleeping), Xiaodong Tongs shoes are specially designed for all kinds of people who are idle and have nothing to do, and can fully exercise their reaction nerves, hypothalamus and heart load capacity. Our company promises that since Xiaodong, you will no longer have to worry about your physiological and psychological endurance limit, and everything is possible.
3. Product usage guide
1. As a product of the new generation of bioengineering, Xiao Dong needs to eat 3-6 meals a day. The number of times depends on his mood. It is not enough to use white rice and steamed buns to make it drizzle. Fish soup bibimbap is the first choice. Pumpkin soup should be added to the rice to increase the consistency and taste to avoid greed after eating fish. Cat food is provided by Luoyi and Children's Shoes, once a week
Note: The old director is responsible for planting cat grass. If the young director encounters any accidents due to dietary problems, the Luoyi and children's shoes have the right to remove the bed warming service this week.
2. Due to business needs, the young board of directors took the initiative to polish claws on the floor and beds of various large wardrobe bedside tables. Comrade Dong needs to trim his nails on time every month. If there is any delay, he will bear the consequences at his own risk. The company will not bear any responsibility.
3. Xiao Dong will take the initiative to ask for food in the kitchen every day, and the number of times is not fixed, at least two or three times, at most twelve or three times. Old Dong needs to prepare snacks and snacks at any time, otherwise the various noise pollution caused by this will cause you to roll around, stir up trouble, pretend to be pitiful, go to Luoyi Tong's shoe, complain in front of Luoyi Tong's shoe, and bear all the consequences of all
4. Each time you feed, you should feed small amounts and multiple times. You should try to feed as little food that is difficult to digest with high calories and high protein. Otherwise, you will be self-reliant in the serious consequences of farting. In addition, you have also been awakened by the pungent smell on the pillow when you are sleeping at midnight. When you are eating, you will be damaged by the smell when you are eating. The worst situation: you are maliciously harassed by the smell when you are in love!
5. If feeding is a big deal, then taking a bath is a life-and-death battle!
Xiao Dong's biggest weakness is that he is afraid of water. His panic is simply outrageous. In view of this, Comrade Lao Dong needs to bring his own rubber gloves, a raincoat, a bathtub, a snack, and a water shot gun. First, use snacks as the main one, supplemented by water shot gun, coercion and temptation carrots and sticks to put it into the bathtub, and then hold it down to wet with a lightning speed than Tencent whirlwind. Be careful not to let it shake its hair and splash water. Wear it at any time and wear it at any time. Don't pay attention to its wailing disguise being ravaged and raped a hundred times. You should always remind yourself: If you don't take a bath, you will get worms... (Note: Remember to close the bathroom door to prevent its dog from jumping away from the wall and slipping away, and you can't even leave the cracks in the window)
6. Xiao Dong is extremely curious. Don’t let it appear in any embarrassing situation. For example, when you love Luo Yi, otherwise you will be mistaken for being ignored and have no sense of existence and try every means to provoke trouble to prove your existence. In history, this product has had bad incidents of hitting the old doorman and howling with his throat, which led to the interruption of sexual intercourse. If this occurs, if any difficult and complicated diseases such as reproductive disorders such as JJ failing to lift, our company will not accept it. Remember to remember
7. As a new generation of flagship products, Xiaodong Tong’s shoes have various functions, such as: mop cloth!
Pick up a broom and let Xiao Dong crawl on it, and it can immediately turn into a pure cat-haired mop cloth. It has extremely powerful functions of absorbing water, vacuuming, ash and soil. It is a necessary tool for cleaning. The only problem is that you can only mop the floor and not twist the mop. If you want to use it again, you must repeat the bathing procedure in the previous article. This procedure is extremely cumbersome and painful. If you can avoid it, try not to use it...
8. Another function of this product is to act as a rolling pin and cat meat roll
Put Xiao Dong on the bed and spread his limbs, and you can ravage it. It is a very comfortable and feel-hardened cat rolling pin. If you still feel that it is not enough to ravage, you can take a blanket or pillowcase to roll up the soft and stinky cat that has been kneaded into a spring roll. The cat roll is done, but in most cases it will sleep heavily at this time. If you have traces of saliva or something like that, you will bear the consequences on the pillowcase.
9. Hand warmer and foot warmer are also the signature functions of this product. With Xiao Dong, you don’t need to turn on the air conditioner in winter. It is fully automatic constant temperature design, and it is always consistent with the human body temperature. It is a good choice to knead it into a ball and hold it in your arms or step on your feet when you sleep. The fur on your body can also massage the acupoints on the soles of your feet. Occasionally you can enjoy the licking service when it is in a good mood. The barbed tongue licks it very well and itchy.
Of course, Xiao Dong has no refrigeration effect. Please try to avoid it in summer, otherwise you will wake up and sweat when you sweat a lot. It will affect your mood.
10. Note: The common point between meow and women is that it cannot be brought back and lingered; the difference between meow and dog is that dog treats its owner as God, and meow treats itself as God; Xiao Dong is not an uncle from cat, please do not put bananas, oranges, carrots, cabbage, wild flowers and other strange items on its head, otherwise it will be at your own risk of the consequences
Finally, I wish you all a happy use. If there is any accident, our company will not return the goods.
Xiao Dong, Meow
This is a four-legged creature with meat as the main omnivore as the supplement. It has the function of broadcasting. Pressing the nose on the face will make a meow sound, and scratching the neck will make a snoring sound, and grabbing the tail will have a 15% chance of getting angry.
This product has many functions and is widely used. It can be used as an alarm clock, phonograph, burner, mop cloth, food digester, girl-like weapon, small hand stove, hot water bag, rolling pin, air conditioner, etc. As the master's training function is developing more and more, it is really a must-have weapon for home travel and killing and silence.
Our slogan is: Don’t seek the best, but seek the most troublesome!
2. Product positioning
As a new era, four-you-can-eat (eating, drinking, playing and sleeping), Xiaodong Tongs shoes are specially designed for all kinds of people who are idle and have nothing to do, and can fully exercise their reaction nerves, hypothalamus and heart load capacity. Our company promises that since Xiaodong, you will no longer have to worry about your physiological and psychological endurance limit, and everything is possible.
3. Product usage guide
1. As a product of the new generation of bioengineering, Xiao Dong needs to eat 3-6 meals a day. The number of times depends on his mood. It is not enough to use white rice and steamed buns to make it drizzle. Fish soup bibimbap is the first choice. Pumpkin soup should be added to the rice to increase the consistency and taste to avoid greed after eating fish. Cat food is provided by Luoyi and Children's Shoes, once a week
Note: The old director is responsible for planting cat grass. If the young director encounters any accidents due to dietary problems, the Luoyi and children's shoes have the right to remove the bed warming service this week.
2. Due to business needs, the young board of directors took the initiative to polish claws on the floor and beds of various large wardrobe bedside tables. Comrade Dong needs to trim his nails on time every month. If there is any delay, he will bear the consequences at his own risk. The company will not bear any responsibility.
3. Xiao Dong will take the initiative to ask for food in the kitchen every day, and the number of times is not fixed, at least two or three times, at most twelve or three times. Old Dong needs to prepare snacks and snacks at any time, otherwise the various noise pollution caused by this will cause you to roll around, stir up trouble, pretend to be pitiful, go to Luoyi Tong's shoe, complain in front of Luoyi Tong's shoe, and bear all the consequences of all
4. Each time you feed, you should feed small amounts and multiple times. You should try to feed as little food that is difficult to digest with high calories and high protein. Otherwise, you will be self-reliant in the serious consequences of farting. In addition, you have also been awakened by the pungent smell on the pillow when you are sleeping at midnight. When you are eating, you will be damaged by the smell when you are eating. The worst situation: you are maliciously harassed by the smell when you are in love!
5. If feeding is a big deal, then taking a bath is a life-and-death battle!
Xiao Dong's biggest weakness is that he is afraid of water. His panic is simply outrageous. In view of this, Comrade Lao Dong needs to bring his own rubber gloves, a raincoat, a bathtub, a snack, and a water shot gun. First, use snacks as the main one, supplemented by water shot gun, coercion and temptation carrots and sticks to put it into the bathtub, and then hold it down to wet with a lightning speed than Tencent whirlwind. Be careful not to let it shake its hair and splash water. Wear it at any time and wear it at any time. Don't pay attention to its wailing disguise being ravaged and raped a hundred times. You should always remind yourself: If you don't take a bath, you will get worms... (Note: Remember to close the bathroom door to prevent its dog from jumping away from the wall and slipping away, and you can't even leave the cracks in the window)
6. Xiao Dong is extremely curious. Don’t let it appear in any embarrassing situation. For example, when you love Luo Yi, otherwise you will be mistaken for being ignored and have no sense of existence and try every means to provoke trouble to prove your existence. In history, this product has had bad incidents of hitting the old doorman and howling with his throat, which led to the interruption of sexual intercourse. If this occurs, if any difficult and complicated diseases such as reproductive disorders such as JJ failing to lift, our company will not accept it. Remember to remember
7. As a new generation of flagship products, Xiaodong Tong’s shoes have various functions, such as: mop cloth!
Pick up a broom and let Xiao Dong crawl on it, and it can immediately turn into a pure cat-haired mop cloth. It has extremely powerful functions of absorbing water, vacuuming, ash and soil. It is a necessary tool for cleaning. The only problem is that you can only mop the floor and not twist the mop. If you want to use it again, you must repeat the bathing procedure in the previous article. This procedure is extremely cumbersome and painful. If you can avoid it, try not to use it...
8. Another function of this product is to act as a rolling pin and cat meat roll
Put Xiao Dong on the bed and spread his limbs, and you can ravage it. It is a very comfortable and feel-hardened cat rolling pin. If you still feel that it is not enough to ravage, you can take a blanket or pillowcase to roll up the soft and stinky cat that has been kneaded into a spring roll. The cat roll is done, but in most cases it will sleep heavily at this time. If you have traces of saliva or something like that, you will bear the consequences on the pillowcase.
9. Hand warmer and foot warmer are also the signature functions of this product. With Xiao Dong, you don’t need to turn on the air conditioner in winter. It is fully automatic constant temperature design, and it is always consistent with the human body temperature. It is a good choice to knead it into a ball and hold it in your arms or step on your feet when you sleep. The fur on your body can also massage the acupoints on the soles of your feet. Occasionally you can enjoy the licking service when it is in a good mood. The barbed tongue licks it very well and itchy.
Of course, Xiao Dong has no refrigeration effect. Please try to avoid it in summer, otherwise you will wake up and sweat when you sweat a lot. It will affect your mood.
10. Note: The common point between meow and women is that it cannot be brought back and lingered; the difference between meow and dog is that dog treats its owner as God, and meow treats itself as God; Xiao Dong is not an uncle from cat, please do not put bananas, oranges, carrots, cabbage, wild flowers and other strange items on its head, otherwise it will be at your own risk of the consequences
Finally, I wish you all a happy use. If there is any accident, our company will not return the goods.
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