Chapter 285 Senior Maid

18days ago Urban Novels 9
Guo Zihao couldn't see the situation clearly in front of him, and he felt a suffocation, and felt the foreign object entrance, and couldn't help but cough twice violently

Then, the foreign object was swallowed by him into his neck and fell into his stomach

Guo Zihao raised his hand to hold his throat, but couldn't touch anything. He asked in shock: What are you giving me food?

The girl hugged her hands and said leisurely: How does a special 'peanut' taste like?

Guo Zihao didn't feel anything unusual at this moment, and asked: What is the special method?

The girl said: Boy, this question is good, so I am very happy to answer... This peanut is wrapped in sugar coated with sugar coat. Under the sugar coat is a layer of 05mm alloy. This metal is extremely tough and has a ductility than gold foil. It is 23 times stronger than carbon steel. The next layer is a clever microelectronic induction layer. It can accept microwave sensing within a range of 100 meters, and then the volume will shrink, causing a core high-explosion explosive. It bangs and explodes. It is not very powerful. It just cracks the outer alloy and splashes around... Alas, your stomach is in a miserable state, and it is full of holes like a fishing net.

She shook her head, and her voice spoke sweetly and tenderly, as if she was telling the most beautiful love words in the world

The content is shocking and mysterious, as if it were a fantasy. It describes that thing like a human bomb, terrifying and terrifying

Guo Zi asked in a trembling voice: Is it a miniature bomb? It also has a remote control?

The girl said: The answer is correct, this gentleman can add ten

Guo Zihao licked his mouth and said with a smile: You don’t even make drafts when bragging. Do you think you can scare people by knowing some knowledge. Girl, don’t think that I’m not educated and have no knowledge of you. You 007 Bond... There is a way that you press the remote control switch and let me taste what it feels like to have a stomachache.

The girl didn't say a word, and took something out of her handbag and held it in her hand, as if she wanted to take action.

Guo Zihao couldn't see the scene clearly, and only felt her rough behavior. He couldn't help but feel her heart tightened, and almost made a sound of begging for mercy. He tried his best to control his calmness. It was too incredible that he could not believe it.

The girl sighed quietly and said: What does it feel like to lose her stomach if she loses her stomach? You can no longer eat raw, cold and hard fried food. Take digestive aids and anti-anemia drugs for life. Your handsome face will become bigger because the drug reaction will become bigger. It is like a fermented dough that swells like a pig's head, making it even more honest and cute. The beauty can't help but bite her when she sees it.

Guo Zihao shivered and gritted his teeth

The girl suddenly clapped her palms and made a crisp sound

Guo Zihao shouted, covering her stomach, thinking that it was miserable. She was so vicious that she even said that it would be detonated without any slightestness.

After two screams, there was no abnormal movement in the stomach and intestines. It was so vivid, just a gurgling sound.

It can be seen that the girl's intimidation was very effective, and even her stomach and intestines were shrinking.

Guo Zihao's expression changed drastically and he asked: What are you doing?

The girl said: There are mosquitoes, what kind of broken car are you doing? Have you done maintenance? It actually has a worm in the skin.

Guo Zihao was so amused that he raised his hand and said: OK, I'll accept you, stop making trouble, let's talk well

The girl smiled and said: Xiaoyao, at your level, you dare to fight with my aunt, and you won’t deal with you.

Guo Zihao sighed and said: Oh, I'm such a fool, I should have guessed it long ago

The girl asked: What did you guess?

Guo Zihao said: I got up this morning and my left eyelid twitched. I felt a warning on the way to Zhou Mansion. I was worried all day long. It turned out that God was destined to meet the destiny today. I didn’t expect it to be you. My life was miserable.

The girl curled her lips and said: Just know it's great, give me some rules

Guo Zihao sighed again: It would be better if you are really an old woman, but you are old and ghostly, and you can understand it even if you are restrained. Why is it a little girl? She is as beautiful as a trumpet flower, so how can I keep my face like this?

The girl heard him talking nonsense and said in a sweet voice: What kind of trumpet flower? She is a slutty mouth.

Guo Zihao said with a frown: I am not Ah enough, I don’t know how to describe it. In short, you are very, very beautiful, just like the brightest star in the sky, shining and blinding my eyes

After talking and talking, he went back to sarcasm, but this time the girl still felt comfortable and was very happy, saying: You will be sour, without any seriousness, that's what a tycoon and gentleman should do, like a tycoon and gentleman should have

Guo Zihao is unruly and is currently only at the level of a nouveau riche. It is indeed far from the so-called gentlemanly demeanor.

He asked with a smile: What should a gentleman look like? What kind of Mr. Zhou? We can't stand it or learn it if we can't stand it.

The girl exclaimed and said: It's so scattering, it looks annoying

Guo Zihao asked: I hate me, why do you still have to help me at the beginning? Where did I provoke you? Your boss, please come to give me some advice.

Of course, the girl didn't want to tell the truth, so she said casually: I don't like Wei Li Ah, her arrogant look, and she seems so amazing. She also has Wang Wei. This wretched beard is so slouching that it makes people want to step on him when they look at him.

Guo Zihao said: So, you should use my hand to deal with them?

The girl said: It's Ah, it's fun to play around with it.

Guo Zihao frowned and said: Why do you have such a high-sighted attitude? I'm afraid you are even more arrogant than Miss Zhou. As the saying goes, the King of Hell is easier to meet, and the little ghost is difficult to deal with. It may be used to describe a person like you.

The girl slapped her palm again and said to herself: It's another mosquito, I hate it

Guo Zihao was shocked when he heard the sound, and he was frightened.

Damn, this has formed a physiological reflex condition. When she heard her hitting a mosquito, her stomach twitched

He sighed inwardly: Who is Ah? She is so cute and so cute. Why is she so powerful?

Seeing his face gloomy, the girl smiled and said, "I'm scared to you?" Mr. Guo, you're still a man. Why are you so small-hearted? You always have to care about the little girl. If you don't ridicule me, you will feel uncomfortable?"

Guo Zihao replied: I'm not stingy, I'm afraid that anyone with a bomb in his stomach will be uncomfortable.

The girl smiled and said: Be honest, I won’t make things difficult for you to send me to the place. We will go our own way and have nothing to do with each other. I hope we won’t be angry when we meet again in the future.

Guo Zihao asked worriedly: You are leaving, what should I do with this bomb?

The girl said: It has time-consuming and will leave your body naturally after some time.

Guo Zihao was stunned, then thought about it and asked: You mean, will I pull it out? Balabala... fell into the pit?

The girl covered her mouth and smiled: Don't say it so vulgar, can you be more elegant in front of the lady

Guo Zihao scratched his head and said with a smile: I can't do this. If you are a noble lady, I still have some concerns, but even though I know you are a little girl and younger than me, I can't help but want to tease you.

The girl said: Can't a girl be a human being? You can't be more solemn?

Guo Zihao said: Yes! You are so beautiful, how can I not respect you? Whenever a man sees you, um, he can't help but think of that...

The girl asked curiously: Which one?

Guo Zihao said: Of course, I am looking for you as my wife! It’s okay to be a girlfriend, or, talking, chatting, and kissing... It’s so beautiful

The girl frowned and said: The more you talk, the more outrageous you become! Your mouth is so smelly, so smelly! I really can't stand you. After she finished speaking, her face suddenly turned red, and I don't know what was thinking in her heart.

Although Guo Zihao couldn't see her shyness clearly, he felt a unique taste from her words. His heart blew, and the wonderful sense of happiness before came back to his body, and the hot spring rippled in his heart, hot...

To be honest, this is actually the taste of first love, it is very sweet that I haven't lived for many years

I remember the feeling of the moment when he and Xie Yuan secretly kissed on the small campus, but that's just that.

The girl looked up and saw Guo Zihao's strange expression. She guessed that something bad was being thought of in her heart. She couldn't help but be both angry and ashamed, but she couldn't do anything to him.

Somehow?

I feel so happy to listen to him speak. I can say anything casually, without restraint. Even if I have any worries, I have forgotten them all at this moment. I just hope to keep talking to him like this...

Thinking of this, I was very shy and didn't dare to think about it any more

A secret glance at Guo Zihao. Although he knew that his eyes couldn't see him clearly, he still felt very embarrassed.

The girl couldn't help but say: If you are so rude, I will be rude to you immediately, and it will explode.

Guo Zihao spread his hands: I didn't say anything, why are you rude to you?

The girl said: Your mouth didn't move, but your eyes were terrified

Guo Zihao said: I can’t see anything?

The girl flattened her mouth and said angrily: I don't care, anyway, you are... just... what, but she can't continue to say it anymore

Guo Zihao was a little strange, I didn’t know where I got into trouble again?

This maid has a weird temper. She is not only unruly, but also moody. I don’t know if it’s because she has been accustomed to Miss Zhou’s anger. She has been suppressed for a long time and has a little perverted mentality.

When Guo Zihao thought of something, he asked: As a small maid in the Zhou family, why are you so powerful? How broad is your knowledge and rich in knowledge? Who will teach you?

The girl smiled and asked back: Shouldn’t the maid have knowledge? In your opinion, do people like me only know how to sweep the floor? Wash dishes, laundry and cook?

Guo Zihao shook his head and said: I don’t look down on domestic servants. I used to wash dishes and serve dishes in restaurants, but your knowledge is far more amazing than that of ordinary people. It’s even better than a university professor or a master of architecture. This is incredible.

The girl said: What's strange about this? I have been following Miss Zhou since I was a child. I studied and I accompanied her in class. Naturally, I learned a little more.

Guo Zihao asked: What school does Miss Zhou attend?

The girl curled her lips and said: Where can the nobles go to? They are all taught by private teachers, literature, mathematics, physics, chemistry, biology, geography... In addition to these commonly used ones, there are court etiquette, physical training, equestrianism, music, opera, art, etc., knowledge that ordinary people cannot imagine, they all have.

Guo Zihao was surprised and asked with a smile: You are a high-level student? No wonder you know astronomy and geography, and it is not uncommon to understand art. What is rare is that you even understand architectural art. This is too unpopular!

The girl said: To say something that makes you unhappy, Ms. Zhou has only learned architectural art in recent years. I have been with her every day. I can do it all, so of course I don’t know much, just some fur.

Guo Zihao was wondering how this sentence would make him unhappy?

Suddenly my heart hurts, and then I thought of Wei Li. Zhou Zhiyi must have learned architecture intentionally for that guy. She has a good intention.

He was a little bitter and asked: How long have Miss Zhou known him?

The girl said: I'll count Ah!1234567...oh, it's been ten years this year

Guo Zihao couldn't help but feel bitter. Damn, I've known each other for ten years, no wonder they are so close.

But then I thought again, since they have known each other for so long, it is not surprising that they have been closer, and they still have to be balanced in their hearts as human beings.

As the saying goes, it is better to queue than to jump in line. It is not as good as to jump in line. It is for ten or eight years. From now on, I will lift my hoe and dig their corners and take it all in one pot.

He asked: Why didn't they get better?

The girl stretched and said angrily: That guy looked down on Miss Zhou, he has always been unlucky and angry, and he has become very angry.

Guo Zihao asked in surprise: Is it impossible? Miss Zhou is such a good person, is he blind or is he growing on his butt?

The girl burst into laughter: Who knows, every time I see this proud guy, I can't help but want to fix what I said Ah. Miss Zhou commented in private. I just borrowed it and prescribed the right medicine, which made Master Wei unhappy and made him unable to be proud even if he wanted to be proud.

Guo Zihao felt warm and was so fitting that he couldn't help but give him a thumbs up, but he asked in confusion: I said, why do you, a maid, care about so many things? You really worry about eating carrots and eating salty radish.

The girl said contemptuously: Miss Zhou never treats me as a human being, of course I have to worry about her. Sometimes, we are like good sisters, talking about everything. She will tell me what she has to do, let me make an idea for her and think of something.

Guo Zihao sighed: There is a maid at home, like a caring cotton jacket, which is great!

He also thought at this time why this maid was so familiar with the Wang family and the Rong family. It must have been because he had heard and witnessed the upper class since childhood. He was like the queen and maid in the backyard of the palace. He knew that the court might have more affairs than ordinary kings, princes and generals.

It can be seen that the noble family is not a false reputation. A small maid is no less than an ordinary rich tycoon. It is equivalent to a senior administrative assistant.

If such a little maid stays by his side, he will be like a tiger. He will kill the enemy when encountering the enemy, kill the god when encountering the god, and from then on, he will be invincible

Guo Zihao felt aroused, and suddenly he had the idea of ​​leaving her behind, but what should he do? He had a bad mind