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Chapter 31: A man of sex

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Lao Cui started to make a gesture while making a comment: Xiao Lu, now is a materialistic society, he is fucking concerned with affordability, especially those women, who regard affordability as more important than anything else.

Look at the English football star Rooney, he is the best among men

He waved his hands vigorously as he spoke, and his words and deeds reminded me of a man: Hitler

This B was slid into a skeleton. Although she did not have a beard, her expression looked very similar to the Nazi head of state Hitler.

No wonder I saw him familiar when I first came to report, but I couldn't remember where I had seen him. At this moment, I finally confronted him with the Nazi Head of State.

The more I look at him, the more I look like him, the fuck, it's Hitler II

At this moment, those girls were gone in the office, and he talked about English football player Rooney, becoming even more unscrupulous:

Look at Rooney, who went to prostitution at the age of 18, and had several women in a row all night. The European and American women are tall and big, and they are simply fucking European and American horses.

But Rooney called these ocean horses, and they were as strong as beasts.

Speaking of this, his tone and expression were filled with infinite yearning

When I heard this, I couldn't help but ask: Damn, that guy is so powerful?

It's just a donkey

Hitler II became more energetic when he heard this: Of course, he was better than a donkey.

As a man, if you want a woman to like you, you must meet two conditions

Speaking of this, this guy deliberately kept it a secret and said no further. He looked at my anxious expression that was eager to hear, and laughed, took a sip of Lao Tie (Tieguanyin), and then continued:

As a man, if you want a woman to like you, you must meet two conditions: one is to be rich, and the other is to be healthy.

I can't afford to play with a beautiful woman without money, but I can't see her naked body.

Damn, when I heard this, I really wanted to slap the table. The Nazi head of state said it was too philosophical, which convinced me.

Brother Cui, you said it very well, I sincerely praised it

When he saw that I agreed with his point of view, he further explained his insights:

With money, you can go on a trip with the beauty from all over the world, buy a lot of things for the beauty, and firmly stabilize her materially

But this is far from enough. What’s more important is to have a good body. Playing with a beautiful woman is actually playing with her own body. How can she eat and eat without a strong body?

If you don't have physical health, you won't be able to attract beautiful women physically

The beauty is not satisfied with her sensuality, and no amount of money can be used.

Damn, my god, ginger is still so hot. After listening to Lao Cui's high argument, I was a little enlightened and suddenly realized

I really didn't know who Rooney was. After hearing this, I couldn't help but rush into Baidu to search

When Lao Cui saw me searching on Baidu, he also came up

I called out Rooney's photo from the Internet, but before I could take a closer look, Lao Cui immediately said: Look, this dog is like an eye beast

I looked carefully, Yes, Rooney is really as strong as a cow, European and American football players are fucking like beasts

After careful observation, I couldn't help but curse: Fuck his grandma, Rooney's a bit bald, he's a fucking day bug

Is there so many Japanese bugs in the world, and Is there still a day when my grandmother has the best?

When I was complaining about myself, I guess Lao Cui felt the same way. While looking at Rooney's photos, he sighed: People are so angry that they are so angry that Asians are not as good as Europeans. Europeans are all as big as donkeys, swaying everywhere

We Asians are all short and not strong, and we also like to have sex in the nest the most