When this beautiful policeman heard me say that the police were all grandparents, he actually burst out laughing.
When she smiled, I couldn't stop laughing in my heart
It seems that this beautiful policeman knows very little about the language in the city. She even laughs when she says that grandparents are swearing.
I also smiled at her, but said in my heart: Grandma, your tongue, my mouth, grandma, your fragrant feet, my arms, my grandma, your yellow waist, I hugged tightly, my grandma, your acre of three-point land, I ripened you...
I was cursing happily in my heart, and I couldn't help but feel happy on my face.
She was so happy when I saw me, she asked: Look, you are quite happy?
I had a sudden inspiration and took the initiative. Anyway, I have been tortured by you, so what are you afraid of?
Such a beautiful woman is in front of me, even though she is wearing a police uniform, if she doesn't take the opportunity to take advantage of her, she will be in vain.
Thinking of this, I smiled again and pretended to be deeper
I played the trick of getting with her. This is called Lu Dacong fishing for beautiful girls. The wishes are hooked.
You are willing to take the hook, but I'm not trying to force you.
She saw me laughing inexplicably and couldn't help but ask again: Are you still happy like this?
I laughed when I felt it was funny. If it wasn't funny, would I still laugh?
What's so funny?
You said you are so beautiful, why don’t you do beautiful things?
What? What did you say?
I pretended to be deeper again, no longer caring about her, let alone looking at her
I first said, "You are so beautiful" to praise her. She is indeed beautiful. Women like to say that others are beautiful. Even the 80-year-old woman likes to say that she is beautiful, let alone the young policewoman in front of her.
But then I said, "Don't do beautiful things." This is to mock her, praise her first and then criticize her, making her feel bleak and difficult for her to deal with it.
It is extremely lethal to praise people first and then criticize them, and most people cannot overcome this hurdle
You want to refute it, but I have praised you before, how do you refute it?
You want to be happy, but I am sarcastic about you again. How are you happy?
Therefore, you can only be sluggish and can't be happy even if you want to be happy or if you want to be angry, it will make you feel embarrassed and make you not human.
Lu Dacong, what did you say just now?
Didn't I tell you, you can't hear it
I'm asking you now, repeat what you said just now
Why should I repeat it again?
Less nonsense, if you ask you to repeat, you will repeat, otherwise the sin will be a little more serious
Alas, you police have privileges. I just said, you are so beautiful, you don't do beautiful things.
Why don't I do beautiful things?
If you scold me like a good person, you just won't do beautiful things
I ask you personally, if you know him, it means you are from xx bank
Our xx bank is big, and it is available all over the country. How can I recognize it?
The person I'm talking about is in this city, and it's also from your xx bank.
Even in this city, there are thousands of people, and I can't recognize them.
Since that's the case, let your leaders come tomorrow. We will never let a bad person go, but we will never wrongly a good person.
OK, tell me, see if I know you
Niu Yuejin, you are working in security in your bank. We have dealt with each other before. Do you know him?
I was so dizzy that when I heard that she actually said Niu Yuejin's name, I was very happy and couldn't help but say: You are talking about him Ah. Not only did I know him, I also worked with a branch.
His name is Niu Yuejin, and he has a loud nickname called Stubborn Niu Jin
Haha, it seems Niu Yuejin's name is very loud
Listening to her tone, she finally believed that I belonged to xx bank.
Judging from her expression, she finally believed that I was not a bad person anymore
I was very happy and repeatedly urged her to open the handcuffs for me.
At this moment, noisy footsteps and chaotic speeches came from the corridor outside the door. Hearing the movement, the group of people went to another room.
At this time, a male policeman came in and he said to the female policeman: Xiaokang, the two robbers have finally caught them.
The male policeman looked at me again and said to the female policeman: Xiaokang, let this person go, it's a misunderstanding, I'll try to interrogate the two robbers.
After saying that, I went out
Hearing this, my grievances are like a tsunami collapse, I want to laugh, cry and be furious
The female policeman surnamed Kang has opened my handcuffs and said to me with an apology and smiled: It seems that I was really caught wrong, sorry Ah
Just say sorry, you have been tossing me for a long time
I was so angry that I started yelling loudly
At this time, the policeman named He who had come in came in again. After entering, he held my hand with both hands and said sorry to me, asking me to forgive their mistakes, and repeatedly explained that they did not do it on purpose, nor was it an abuse of power, it was purely a misunderstanding.
I am not that kind of unreasonable person. I heard from the policeman surnamed He explain it to himself. He is Captain He of the Criminal Police Team. Seeing that he apologized, he was very pious. I was so aggrieved that I burst into tears. I felt relieved immediately. I didn't want to continue to care. I just wanted to go home quickly.
No matter what the reason you entered, no matter whether you were wronged or not, as long as you entered the bureau and were punished for half a night, it will never be able to get over the face if it is reported, and the impact will definitely not be good. I still know this very clearly
Just want to make big things smaller, and if it is small, just pretend that this has not happened before, that is the best
Otherwise, once it is transmitted to the unit, there are too many people and talkative people. Although you are wronged, once you say that you have been in a bureau, the first impression you give will be completely ruined.
When she smiled, I couldn't stop laughing in my heart
It seems that this beautiful policeman knows very little about the language in the city. She even laughs when she says that grandparents are swearing.
I also smiled at her, but said in my heart: Grandma, your tongue, my mouth, grandma, your fragrant feet, my arms, my grandma, your yellow waist, I hugged tightly, my grandma, your acre of three-point land, I ripened you...
I was cursing happily in my heart, and I couldn't help but feel happy on my face.
She was so happy when I saw me, she asked: Look, you are quite happy?
I had a sudden inspiration and took the initiative. Anyway, I have been tortured by you, so what are you afraid of?
Such a beautiful woman is in front of me, even though she is wearing a police uniform, if she doesn't take the opportunity to take advantage of her, she will be in vain.
Thinking of this, I smiled again and pretended to be deeper
I played the trick of getting with her. This is called Lu Dacong fishing for beautiful girls. The wishes are hooked.
You are willing to take the hook, but I'm not trying to force you.
She saw me laughing inexplicably and couldn't help but ask again: Are you still happy like this?
I laughed when I felt it was funny. If it wasn't funny, would I still laugh?
What's so funny?
You said you are so beautiful, why don’t you do beautiful things?
What? What did you say?
I pretended to be deeper again, no longer caring about her, let alone looking at her
I first said, "You are so beautiful" to praise her. She is indeed beautiful. Women like to say that others are beautiful. Even the 80-year-old woman likes to say that she is beautiful, let alone the young policewoman in front of her.
But then I said, "Don't do beautiful things." This is to mock her, praise her first and then criticize her, making her feel bleak and difficult for her to deal with it.
It is extremely lethal to praise people first and then criticize them, and most people cannot overcome this hurdle
You want to refute it, but I have praised you before, how do you refute it?
You want to be happy, but I am sarcastic about you again. How are you happy?
Therefore, you can only be sluggish and can't be happy even if you want to be happy or if you want to be angry, it will make you feel embarrassed and make you not human.
Lu Dacong, what did you say just now?
Didn't I tell you, you can't hear it
I'm asking you now, repeat what you said just now
Why should I repeat it again?
Less nonsense, if you ask you to repeat, you will repeat, otherwise the sin will be a little more serious
Alas, you police have privileges. I just said, you are so beautiful, you don't do beautiful things.
Why don't I do beautiful things?
If you scold me like a good person, you just won't do beautiful things
I ask you personally, if you know him, it means you are from xx bank
Our xx bank is big, and it is available all over the country. How can I recognize it?
The person I'm talking about is in this city, and it's also from your xx bank.
Even in this city, there are thousands of people, and I can't recognize them.
Since that's the case, let your leaders come tomorrow. We will never let a bad person go, but we will never wrongly a good person.
OK, tell me, see if I know you
Niu Yuejin, you are working in security in your bank. We have dealt with each other before. Do you know him?
I was so dizzy that when I heard that she actually said Niu Yuejin's name, I was very happy and couldn't help but say: You are talking about him Ah. Not only did I know him, I also worked with a branch.
His name is Niu Yuejin, and he has a loud nickname called Stubborn Niu Jin
Haha, it seems Niu Yuejin's name is very loud
Listening to her tone, she finally believed that I belonged to xx bank.
Judging from her expression, she finally believed that I was not a bad person anymore
I was very happy and repeatedly urged her to open the handcuffs for me.
At this moment, noisy footsteps and chaotic speeches came from the corridor outside the door. Hearing the movement, the group of people went to another room.
At this time, a male policeman came in and he said to the female policeman: Xiaokang, the two robbers have finally caught them.
The male policeman looked at me again and said to the female policeman: Xiaokang, let this person go, it's a misunderstanding, I'll try to interrogate the two robbers.
After saying that, I went out
Hearing this, my grievances are like a tsunami collapse, I want to laugh, cry and be furious
The female policeman surnamed Kang has opened my handcuffs and said to me with an apology and smiled: It seems that I was really caught wrong, sorry Ah
Just say sorry, you have been tossing me for a long time
I was so angry that I started yelling loudly
At this time, the policeman named He who had come in came in again. After entering, he held my hand with both hands and said sorry to me, asking me to forgive their mistakes, and repeatedly explained that they did not do it on purpose, nor was it an abuse of power, it was purely a misunderstanding.
I am not that kind of unreasonable person. I heard from the policeman surnamed He explain it to himself. He is Captain He of the Criminal Police Team. Seeing that he apologized, he was very pious. I was so aggrieved that I burst into tears. I felt relieved immediately. I didn't want to continue to care. I just wanted to go home quickly.
No matter what the reason you entered, no matter whether you were wronged or not, as long as you entered the bureau and were punished for half a night, it will never be able to get over the face if it is reported, and the impact will definitely not be good. I still know this very clearly
Just want to make big things smaller, and if it is small, just pretend that this has not happened before, that is the best
Otherwise, once it is transmitted to the unit, there are too many people and talkative people. Although you are wronged, once you say that you have been in a bureau, the first impression you give will be completely ruined.