Chapter 269: Hiker's Drooping Onion

When Piliya heard me say the three words "State is tempting to drill", she asked me in confusion: What are you talking about?

I turned my head and smiled mysteriously at her, saying: It's nothing, I'm talking nonsense.

MD, Lao Tzu gave the high slope opposite the river gorge a name of "momentum is about to drill". If you don't have a beautiful and lewd poem, it would be too flawed. If you are a tide and wonderful poem, you will be like a tide and thoughts will flow like a spring. A song "Woniu Mountain Wonder" bursts out

Woniu Mountain wonders

The river flows in Woniu Mountain, and the spring water flows down the cracks of the rocks

The ditch at the stone is clear and the bald rock on both sides looks like a lip clip

The opposite high slope is about to drill, and the yin and yang are relatively superior to the gods and immortals

The head of a monk protrudes out of the rock, and the erection is a spectacle

I was very interested and secretly regretted not bringing the brush and ink. It would be too regretful if I didn't write these poems I just thought of here.

Although I am not a literati or a celebrity, I also want to be thunderous and pretend to behave

He ran to Piliya and asked her intentionally or unintentionally: Do you have a brush on it?

Piliya was stunned: Why are you going to play with a brush?

I guess she won't take it, so it's useless to ask.

What do you want to do with a brush?

I want to write a few words here

Haha, come on, write inscription with a brush, and it was gone after a heavy rain

Oh, by the way, if you don't say that, I really didn't think of this

The woman who was talking to Piliya heard that I wanted to write an inscription and kept laughing at me.

MD, if she smiles like this, she must be embarrassed to death if she is thin-skinned, but my skin has always been thick-skinned. She smiles at me, and I will never stop smiling at her. Who has ever laughed at me?

NND

Pili Ya took out something from her bag, raised her hand and raised it at me, saying: Don't smile foolishly here, I have a Swiss folding saber here, you can use this to carve it, and make sure that the effect is much better than using a brush, haha

Piliya couldn't help laughing as she spoke

When I heard that she actually brought a Swiss folding saber, I was very happy.

The Swiss sabers are world-renowned, well-known all over the world, and are very tough. Carving on rocks is the best choice among ideal tools, I happily picked them up.

Look around and see where it is more appropriate to engrave

Finally, I decided to carve it on the huge rock at the top of Chuanliu Gorge, and to the right of the crack

Men and women are on the right. Since the river is like a woman's peach blossom land, it is correct to choose the right one.

I said before that the rock at the top of Chuanliu Gorge is very huge, seven or eight meters high and more than twenty meters wide. The upper half is intact, and the lower half is naturally cracked in the middle, and the spring water flows out from the gap. It is really a perfect match made by heaven.

I came to the rock and stood three or four meters away from the right side of the water close to the gap.

The Swiss folded saber that Piliya gave me was heavy. There were more than a dozen small sabers of different shapes in the saber shell. I chose a saber similar to a cone with a pointed tip. I shook my wrist and used force to carve it on the rock.

My primary script is very poor, mainly because I don’t have the patience to practice it in one stroke.

Running script is a must-have, and cursive script is Lao Tzu's favorite, although many people are not satisfied with Lao Tzu's cursive script.

But at this time, I was not facing rice paper, but hard rocks. It was not even a door to carve it in cursive script. I guess it was difficult to write the most crappy regular script, NND

The sword hits the rock, and the rock powder fell down. The Swiss army sword is indeed worthy of its name. It just so happens that the rock is mostly limestone, and it is not as difficult to write as imagined.

More than ten minutes later, I engraved this song "Woniu Mountain Wonder" on the rock. Although I did not have the calligrapher's ability to use iron hooks and silver strokes, nor did I have the vigorous and thick pen embedded in it, but it also had a little charm of Yanjin and Liu bones, and finally did not erase this magical landscape of nature.

Retreat more than ten meters, looked at it and thought about it, and engraved the signature below the poem: Hiker's Drooping Onion

Lao Tzu's surname is Lu, and he is a homophonic donkey. Lao Tzu is even more hiker at this time. Da Cong is too straightforward and transforms Da Cong into a drooping onion, which means that Lao Tzu is a drooping onion with his head. The poem is indecent and the words are not well written. The signing of "drooping onion" just shows that I am still a very self-aware person.

When I was carving words on the rock, my little eyes kept stroking everywhere to prevent other hikers from discovering it. They said that I was poor and overestimated. This face still needs to be preserved.

I finally completed my masterpiece so sneakily, but I was not discovered by other hikers. I couldn't help but feel complacent.

Because on the surface, I seem to be playing a prank, but in fact I am saying it from the bottom of my heart, so I will be here for a while.

Many hikers are playing poker cards in groups of four and six.

I don't like this kind of gameplay the most, so I came to Piliya again and sat down, handed her the Swiss folded saber

The woman she talked to didn't know what she was doing, probably either went to poop or pee.

Piliya asked me: Have you finished carving?

Well, just finished carving, your saber is so easy to use

Where did it be carved?

I pointed with my hand and said: It was carved on the rock over there

Let me go and see what words are you talking about?

You'd better not see

Haha, the more you don't let me see, I'll just look at it. After saying that, I stood up and walked over there.

I had to get up and follow her like a follower