Chapter 78 Xian Mei’s phone number

When I was a child, I heard from the old man that after humans appeared on the earth, the Jade Emperor sent an old ox to the mortal world to issue an edict

Tell humans that they can eat once every three days

But this stupid bull couldn't even do this little thing well. It actually misleaded the Jade Emperor's decree, saying that it allowed humans to eat three times a day, and it just happened to pour everyone out.

In a rage, the Jade Emperor demoted the stupid cow into the mortal world, let it plow the land and pull the plow, do the heaviest work, and eat the worst grass

What is dedicated to humans is nutritious milk and delicious beef

Maybe the Jade Emperor felt that the punishment for this stupid cow was not enough, so he sent the Butcher Ding down and waved his bone knife to dismember the stupid cow.

With one knife, the knife is in place, and this is the saying "The butcher cuts the cow"

Thinking of this, I have made up my mind that I will go a step further than the Ku Ding tonight. He kills the cow and sucks the cows, and I want to eat the cows.

So I got up and went downstairs to buy beef

I got downstairs and went to a delicacy shop first. There was nothing else in the shop except the cooked beef.

Look at the black beef cooked by TM, you will have no appetite

Just buy some baked and sold

After a few turns, I came to the nearest barbecue stall

Fortunately, there are not only fresh beef and beef tendons here, but more importantly, there are also beef whips here.

After ordering what you want, I suddenly had a whim and asked the boss: Boss, do you have a donkey whip here?

The boss was a middle-aged man in his forties. After hearing this, he grinned and shook his head.

MD, I really can't do business, I don't even get some such good things

You have to know that those who come to you for barbecue are those who are impure in their goals, and there will be no third type of person who are beaten to death.

You really don't know how to do business

At this time, the song of Mouse Loves Rice came, and the phone rang. It turned out that the caller ID was sexy, and the heart was warm.

Feed the wavy wavy

What are you doing?

Oh, I'm downstairs

What are you doing downstairs?

Prepare to have some roast beef

Bad guy, don't call me

(Damn, from last night to now, I have been dealing with Li Yanyan, but I didn’t even think about calling her)

After you left, I just slept. I just woke up, so I went downstairs to buy some food.

Have you slept for so long? (MD, did this girl slept for so long?)

Well, I have been struggling all night and one morning, how can I not be tired? How can I not sleep? What about you?

After returning from you at noon yesterday, I was about to go to bed, and a few female college classmates came to play with me

I went out to drink and sing, and I didn't get home until around 12 o'clock in the evening

I was almost tired and got out of here. I went home and slept until now

MD, this girl can sleep better than me

I have worked much harder than you. I have sunbathed twice, and I am still scattered.

Thinking of this in my heart, I asked repeatedly: Have you come to rest now?

Don't get tired of your body

Well, I have basically rested, what about you? Have you been rested?

Have a rest

(I opened my eyes and lie. Thinking about Xian Sexy Calling me immediately after waking up, I was so concerned about me, but I carried her on my back and went to Li Ganxing's place again. I felt a little sorry for her, and felt ashamed of her)

Well, have something to eat and have a breakfast break and go to work tomorrow!

(When she said this last sentence, I was so gentle that I almost shed tears of regret)

Oh, I know, I'll go back to rest immediately (this is the truth)

After hanging up the phone, I felt even more ashamed

Li Yanyan and I feel sorry for Xian Yanyan.

But I thought that I knew Li Ganxing first and then, all of them were beautiful women, and anyone would feel sorry for him if I gave up, so I felt calm again.

If Xian Sexy comes directly now, the diorama must be exposed. With her carefulness, she will immediately find out the trick. I will be beaten by her at that time. I will still be a little scared when I think about it.

It's really a bit difficult to deal with two beauties together, MD