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Chapter 135: The phone call in the middle of the night

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In the middle of the night, the phone ringing sounded very harsh, which scared me.

I immediately realized that this call must have been called by Piliya

Thirty-six strategies were the best strategy, one of them jumped up and fell into the air, and instantly lay on the bed pretending to be asleep

Leave this harsh phone number to Brother Wang, I will never answer.

Drizzling, Drizzling, the phone in the bedside cabinet kept ringing

I deliberately pretended to be sleeping and secretly observed the short-legged tiger through the cracks in my eyelids.

Now I admire the sleeping Arhat magical skills of the short-legged tiger. The phone is right in his ears, only a few dozen centimeters apart. This guy hasn't heard of it.

Fuck, out of print old fat pig, really TM can sleep

The phone rang for more than ten times, and the old fat pig brother stopped the horrifying snoring.

MD, you're finally awake

He turned over and just as he reached out to answer the phone, but stretched out halfway, and the phone suddenly hung up

It seems that Piliya is out of patience and hung up the phone. Don’t run out and kick the door again. Just based on her personality, she should be able to do it.

The short-legged tiger muttered: Who is calling here in the middle of the night? Are you upset?

He saw that the phone hung up, muttered, turned around and prepared to start snoring again

At this time, the phone rang again

The short-legged tiger hurriedly reached out and grabbed the microphone

Hello, who? This guy rubbed his sleepy eyes hard while asking

What wall did you smash in the middle of the night?

(Shan, it turns out that it was Piliya who called me. Although I didn't answer the phone, her loud and angry reproach came into my ears without missing a word)

We didn't smash the wall

The short-legged tiger is telling the truth, he really doesn't know how to smash the wall

You are Wang Ying, are you?

It's Ah, I'm Wang Ying, you are...?

(This guy sleeps like a pig, and his brain is more like a pig)

I am Wen Ping, what is Lu Dacong doing?

He is sleeping

You asked him to answer the phone

Oh, wait a moment

Dacong, Dacong, Xiaolu, Xiaolu, wake up, come and answer the phone

This guy was completely shocked by Piliya, and he actually called me so obediently

All I can do now is to continue pretending to be asleep and wake up as soon as I scream. Wouldn’t that besides asking for help?

He called me a few times, but when he saw that I didn't respond, he had to reply to Piliya: Lu Dacong fell asleep and did not wake him up

You call him hard, he is pretending, he is just making trouble

(My God, I can't hide what should be here. This girl is not only thunder, but also very decisive)

Brother Wang, a short-legged tiger, was really obedient. He called me hard and got out of bed and pushed me.

Alas, short-footed tiger, short-footed tiger, big brother Wang, why do men now have no status?

Why does our national style always have strong yin and weak yang?

It's all made by you, a spineless old fat pig, NND,

I cursed in my heart, pretending to know nothing on the surface, but when I woke up just now, I asked loudly: Brother Wang, is there anything wrong?

You answer the phone number

I took the microphone and yawned hard, and asked lazily: Who is it?

I am Wen Ping and Lu Dacong. Are you the one who smashed the wall just now?

Blasting the wall? What wall?

Install, install again, install hard, you just install hard

What have I pretended?

You just smashed the wall, why are you pretending to be onions

Don't be wronged. I was sleeping just now. Brother Wang can testify to me

Humph, go and cheat the kids

If you have any evidence, do you determine that it was the wall I smashed?

Are you peeping?

(I took the opportunity to chew her tofu and smeared her with oil. NND, you stinky pili)

I'm bored, I warn you Lu Dacong, if you smash the wall and make trouble again, don't blame me for being rude...

After she finished saying this harsh words, she hung up the phone with a snap

I'm so happy in my heart, I'm so angry that you're so stinky

What's going on? Who smashed the wall? Wang Ying asked stupidly

Who knows what's going on?

Don't pay attention to her

Alas, I slept well and woke me up

I yawned while talking, so happy that I wanted to sing

Brother Wang, your snoring is so loud, I have worked so hard to fall asleep

Haha, I can't change my snoring anymore

Brother Dacong, you go to bed first, and I will go to bed after you fall asleep

OK, you have to wait until I fall asleep before going to bed, otherwise I will be sleepless all night

NND, I agreed to wait until I fell asleep, but he started to slept again.

I covered my head with annoyed quilt and covered it with several layers. I don’t know how long it took to fall asleep

Because I slept too late last night, this time in the morning was the most enjoyable time I slept in the morning.

I was confused and heard the noise of walking in the corridor, the sound of talking and opening and closing the door

I keep reminding myself in my heart: Lu Dacong, don't be late, get up quickly

I urged myself many times in my heart, but I just couldn't open my eyes and couldn't wake up completely

At the same time, I vaguely felt the snoring of the short-legged tiger ringing one after another, but it could not interrupt my dream of sleep.

Gradually, the movement in the corridor became less and quieter, and I slept even more.

Suddenly, the stinky mouse started to scream, I love you, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice and sings continuously